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2016-04-12 22:56:45 Post No. 679051214
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:56:45 Post No. 679051214 [Report]
We're at Walmart. Buy three things to freak out the cashier.
Hard mode: no condoms!
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:57:26 Post No.679051311
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:57:26 Post No.679051311 [Report]
Pressure cooker
Nails
Fertiliser
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:57:30 Post No.679051319
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Condoms
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:58:24 Post No.679051438
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:58:24 Post No.679051438 [Report]
>>679051214

The Economist
MAD Magazine
Tiger Beat

Haha hahaha top zozzle shed be right kek trolles shop the wopp
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:58:41 Post No.679051493
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Wire hangars
Pregnancy test
Veggies tales DVD
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:59:14 Post No.679051566
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:59:14 Post No.679051566 [Report]
Movie set, actually did this:

Plaster
Duct Tape
KY Jelly

....and a bag of Oreos.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:59:30 Post No.679051612
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:59:30 Post No.679051612 [Report]
Shovel
Lime
Tarp
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:59:38 Post No.679051632
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 22:59:38 Post No.679051632 [Report]
>pokemon cards
>pokemon plushie
>shaving cream
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:00:16 Post No.679051738
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:00:16 Post No.679051738 [Report]
>>679051319
Kekd
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:01:09 Post No.679051854
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:01:09 Post No.679051854 [Report]
>candies
>duct tape
>rope
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:01:44 Post No.679051935
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:01:44 Post No.679051935 [Report]
Baseball bat
Baseball Gloves
Hockey Puck
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:01:51 Post No.679051950
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:01:51 Post No.679051950 [Report]
Bleach
Ammonia
Squirt bottle
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:05 Post No.679051980
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:05 Post No.679051980 [Report]
Beer
Diapers
Baby formula

Then you pretend to not have enough money and only buy the beer.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:14 Post No.679052010
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:14 Post No.679052010 [Report]
Box of condoms.
Large cucumber/zucchini.
Whipped cream.

Bonus points: A DVD of something like relatives.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:26 Post No.679052034
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:26 Post No.679052034 [Report]
>>679051214
mlp figures
fedora
pizza pockets
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:40 Post No.679052062
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:40 Post No.679052062 [Report]
> butter
> butter
> I can't believe it's not butter
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:43 Post No.679052075
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:43 Post No.679052075 [Report]
>>679051214
>rope
>disposable camera
>little girls goodnites diapers
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:57 Post No.679052111
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:02:57 Post No.679052111 [Report]
>>679051214
Whip cream
Cherries
Razors
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:03:25 Post No.679052186
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:03:25 Post No.679052186 [Report]
Dog treats
Lotion
Toddler sized Sunday dress
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:03:26 Post No.679052189
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:03:26 Post No.679052189 [Report]
>>679051854
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:03:28 Post No.679052193
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:03:28 Post No.679052193 [Report]
>Computer
>Lub
>Dora the Explorer dvd
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:03:42 Post No.679052234
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:03:42 Post No.679052234 [Report]
>>679051214
1. Beer bong
2. Gallon of Bleach
3. Job Application form. (If the cashier doesn't have one, then tell her you do not need the other items)
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:04:04 Post No.679052277
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:04:04 Post No.679052277 [Report]
>>679051214
enema kit
nyquil
duct tape
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:04:18 Post No.679052310
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:04:18 Post No.679052310 [Report]
>>679051612
did you mean lye? and can you even buy lye at walmart?
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:04:29 Post No.679052337
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:04:29 Post No.679052337 [Report]
>>679052075
Kekd
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:04:29 Post No.679052341
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:04:29 Post No.679052341 [Report]
>>679051980
Top fucking kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:04:59 Post No.679052407
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:04:59 Post No.679052407 [Report]
>bottle of lube
>baby diapers
>disposable latex gloves
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:05:00 Post No.679052408
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:05:00 Post No.679052408 [Report]
Extra, extra large condoms.
Over the counter boner pills.
A watermelon.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:05:12 Post No.679052441
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:05:12 Post No.679052441 [Report]
>kids magazine
>ky jelly
>red bull
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:05:19 Post No.679052460
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:05:19 Post No.679052460 [Report]
Panties, confetti, plunger
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:05:33 Post No.679052497
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Sock
Bag of oranges
Childrens bruise cream
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:05:40 Post No.679052512
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:05:40 Post No.679052512 [Report]
>>679051493
zozzle'd
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:06:07 Post No.679052577
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:06:07 Post No.679052577 [Report]
3 boxes of sudafed
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:06:18 Post No.679052601
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:06:18 Post No.679052601 [Report]
rope
anal lube
dog treats
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:06:25 Post No.679052616
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:06:25 Post No.679052616 [Report]
I have actually done this one.

Compressed air
Bananas
Machete
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:06:42 Post No.679052648
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:06:42 Post No.679052648 [Report]
>>679052497
kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:00 Post No.679052690
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Large trifle
Double edge razor blades
Clown mask
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:01 Post No.679052692
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:01 Post No.679052692 [Report]
>Can of gold spray paint
>Paper bags
>Gold Digest
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:04 Post No.679052701
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:04 Post No.679052701 [Report]
>whole chicken
>durex lubricant
>disposable camera
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:05 Post No.679052703
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:05 Post No.679052703 [Report]
This is easy
>lube
>dozen eggs
>dozen avacados
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:13 Post No.679052728
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:13 Post No.679052728 [Report]
>>679051214
candy
little girls underwear
vaginal lube
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:16 Post No.679052734
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>>679051935
underrated
kekked hard af
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:19 Post No.679052743
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:19 Post No.679052743 [Report]
>>679052310
Not that anon, but there is a cleaning product called Lime. Not sure if they sell it at walmart though
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:21 Post No.679052749
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:21 Post No.679052749 [Report]
My Little Pony Playset
My Little Pony DVD
Fedora
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:24 Post No.679052760
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:24 Post No.679052760 [Report]
-Latex gloves.
-Panties for young girls.
-A toy for a child.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:37 Post No.679052783
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:37 Post No.679052783 [Report]
Zip ties, bleach, & gloves
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:38 Post No.679052787
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:07:38 Post No.679052787 [Report]
>>679052703
I want to spank you like a disobedient avocado
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:03 Post No.679052855
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:03 Post No.679052855 [Report]
>>679051980
Top kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:10 Post No.679052868
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:10 Post No.679052868 [Report]
Drain-o, tinfoil, large bottle
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:13 Post No.679052876
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:13 Post No.679052876 [Report]
>>679051612
You're doing it wrong and begging to be caught
>shovel
>yogurt with active cultures
>2L coke
And as a bonus a dog collar
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:15 Post No.679052879
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>>679052701
My nigga
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:16 Post No.679052882
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:16 Post No.679052882 [Report]
Never been in wallmart, but..

Put 2 sticks, those which separate your products from the others, with nothing on the rollbank and just try to look with a pokerface as long as you can at her. Don't do anything, just watch.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:25 Post No.679052907
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:25 Post No.679052907 [Report]
panties
lube
the largest cucumber you can find
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:49 Post No.679052956
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:08:49 Post No.679052956 [Report]
>A N A L B E A D S
>N
>A
>L
>B
>E
>A
>D
>S
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:09:07 Post No.679052995
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:09:07 Post No.679052995 [Report]
mlp doll
Vaseline
Flashlight
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:09:56 Post No.679053086
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:09:56 Post No.679053086 [Report]
>>679051214

shovel

chloroform

disinfecting bleach
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:10:04 Post No.679053104
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:10:04 Post No.679053104 [Report]
>>679051214
A cactus plant.
Lubricant.
Adult diapers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:10:10 Post No.679053120
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:10:10 Post No.679053120 [Report]
>>679051214
Fried chicken.
Watermelon.
Kool-Aid.

But she was already scared before I checked out.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:10:40 Post No.679053182
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:10:40 Post No.679053182 [Report]
>humidifier
>dehumidifier
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:10:44 Post No.679053191
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:10:44 Post No.679053191 [Report]
Little girls panties
KY jelly
Kids fashion magazine
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:10:46 Post No.679053195
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:10:46 Post No.679053195 [Report]
Astroglide
Ken doll
Adult diapers

>ask the clerk how much blood can the diapers absorb
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:11:16 Post No.679053255
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:11:16 Post No.679053255 [Report]
>>679052760
?
Latex gloves to wash the dishes
Pantie for young girls for your "daughter"
A child toy for your "daughter"
Why the fuck should he be freaked out
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:11:43 Post No.679053305
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:11:43 Post No.679053305 [Report]
>>679051214
Gun
Trenchcoat
Mountain Dew
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:11:51 Post No.679053325
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:11:51 Post No.679053325 [Report]
>>679053182
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:11:57 Post No.679053341
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:11:57 Post No.679053341 [Report]
live hamster
duct tape
vaseline
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:11:57 Post No.679053343
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:11:57 Post No.679053343 [Report]
>Doughnuts
>Doughnut holes
>Glue
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:12:05 Post No.679053367
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:12:05 Post No.679053367 [Report]
Coloring Book
Scissors
Kleenex Tissues
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:12:10 Post No.679053385
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vaseline rope and diapers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:12:10 Post No.679053386
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:12:10 Post No.679053386 [Report]
>A gun

>Bullets

>Baklava
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:12:41 Post No.679053458
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:12:41 Post No.679053458 [Report]
>>679051214
Rubbing Alcohol
Dish Rags
Lighters
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:12:42 Post No.679053460
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>>679053343
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:12:43 Post No.679053463
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:12:43 Post No.679053463 [Report]
>>679051214
child panties, candy, camera.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:13:24 Post No.679053556
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>>679052577
The government has a cure to cold and sinus and congestion and makes it impossible to have because dicklicks make drugs with it. They're just protecting you from yourself. You're not used to that cause you're white.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:13:40 Post No.679053598
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:13:40 Post No.679053598 [Report]
I actually bought the following recently;

>litre bottle of vodka
>pack of razor blades
>David Bowie's Blackstar

I wanted all of them but not for the reason you're thinking.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:13:43 Post No.679053615
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:13:43 Post No.679053615 [Report]
>>679053182

A lemon
A lemon squeezer
A bottle of lemon juice
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:13:58 Post No.679053646
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:13:58 Post No.679053646 [Report]
>>679051214
Worms (bird feed)
Crazy straw
And biggest lube possible
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:14:31 Post No.679053737
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:14:31 Post No.679053737 [Report]
>>679051214

Every time I buy a butcher's knife alone the clerk freaks out....of course I shop at 2am due to work.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:14:47 Post No.679053777
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:14:47 Post No.679053777 [Report]
Lube
Diapers
Axe
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:14:52 Post No.679053789
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>>679053343
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:14:59 Post No.679053799
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:14:59 Post No.679053799 [Report]
Mlp toy
Gun
One bullet
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:15:07 Post No.679053813
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:15:07 Post No.679053813 [Report]
>>679052882
at the end stroke ur cock till u get boner, make sure cashier looks, then slap her.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:15:19 Post No.679053850
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pruning scissors
band-aids
a book about circumcision
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:15:26 Post No.679053863
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:15:26 Post No.679053863 [Report]
>>679053598
You make me wish abortion were legal, son.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:15:43 Post No.679053910
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:15:43 Post No.679053910 [Report]
>>679051214
Cucumber
Lube
Men's Health magazine
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:16:14 Post No.679053972
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:16:14 Post No.679053972 [Report]
>car battery
>crocodile clips
>KY jelly
>pineapple
>High School Musical DVD
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:16:27 Post No.679053999
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:16:27 Post No.679053999 [Report]
gotta be the classic trio...

Road Flares, Duct Tape & a Bible
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:16:35 Post No.679054022
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:16:35 Post No.679054022 [Report]
>1.5 liter bottle of bargain price vodka.

>Bagless vacuum cleaner.

>Amy's microwave enchiladas.


Card gets declined at checkout. Just buy the vodka. Drink all of it. Unconscious for 2 days.

Wake up.
How did I not wind up an heroed?
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:16:43 Post No.679054043
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:16:43 Post No.679054043 [Report]
>balloon
>needle
>video camera
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:16:53 Post No.679054068
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:16:53 Post No.679054068 [Report]
>>679051214
take an item they dont sell, see what happens.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:17:31 Post No.679054164
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:17:31 Post No.679054164 [Report]
>>679052310
>>679052743
I am talking about Lime, the powder not the fruit/juice.

>>679052876
I don't have anything to get caught for. Just trying to "freak out the cashier". Remember? Yogurt and soda probably wouldn't do the trick. Kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:17:59 Post No.679054229
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:17:59 Post No.679054229 [Report]
cough syrup
skittles
arizona watermelon juice
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:18:05 Post No.679054240
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:18:05 Post No.679054240 [Report]
>>679053799
Alternatively,

Self-help books
Shotgun
Box of shells
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:18:17 Post No.679054267
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:18:17 Post No.679054267 [Report]
>>679053343
Topkek not even sexual theyll just think youre autistic
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:18:58 Post No.679054351
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:18:58 Post No.679054351 [Report]
Largest pair of panties available
Mouse trap
Sleeping pills
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:19:03 Post No.679054362
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:19:03 Post No.679054362 [Report]
Kumquat
KY jelly
Hottest Chili sauce available.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:19:27 Post No.679054418
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>>679053343
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:20:02 Post No.679054484
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:20:02 Post No.679054484 [Report]
6pack of redbulls
vaseline
baseball bat
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:20:19 Post No.679054526
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:20:19 Post No.679054526 [Report]
Sex lube, magic cards, and a cantaloupe
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:20:19 Post No.679054527
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:20:19 Post No.679054527 [Report]
tampons
sleeping pills
anal lube
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:20:29 Post No.679054548
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:20:29 Post No.679054548 [Report]
>>679051214
>JB CD
>Lube
>Diapers
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:20:36 Post No.679054563
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:20:36 Post No.679054563 [Report]
Rope
Shovel
Rat poison
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:21:34 Post No.679054723
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:21:34 Post No.679054723 [Report]
>Watermelon half
>Second watermelon half
>Super glue
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:21:42 Post No.679054737
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:21:42 Post No.679054737 [Report]
I've done this before with 11 items

> 24cm long zip tie
>size 3T children's black thong
>size 2-6 child black leg stockings
>12 volt barking dog collar
>Astroglide lubricant
>20 feet bondage silkrobe white
>bleach
>giant black bags
>latex gloves
>black duct tape
>shovel
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:21:54 Post No.679054762
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:21:54 Post No.679054762 [Report]
>>679052577
Oh shit...
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:21:54 Post No.679054764
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:21:54 Post No.679054764 [Report]
Pillowcase
Cross/bible
Kerosene
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:09 Post No.679054805
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:09 Post No.679054805 [Report]
>>679051980
I have done this except I've always had enough money
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:20 Post No.679054837
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:20 Post No.679054837 [Report]
>>679051214
lube and dog treats
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:21 Post No.679054841
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:21 Post No.679054841 [Report]
Easy. I would stand all the way at the beginning and lay upon the conveyor belt in this order: a DVD of her favorite film... And then some flowers... And then a picture frame, where I've replaced the demo paper with a photo of her dead dog which I killed as she left for work. I do believe this will leave her in a state of shock, or colloquially "freaked out." Do you see?
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:24 Post No.679054848
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:24 Post No.679054848 [Report]
Dust off is all that is needed
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:25 Post No.679054850
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:25 Post No.679054850 [Report]
Vegan cookbook
Steak
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:22:31 Post No.679054865
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>>679054043
>>679053343
>>679053615
>>679053182
>>679052692
>>679051980
>>679051935

R - A - D - I - C - A - L - S
A
D
I
C
A
L
S
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:23:04 Post No.679054957
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:23:04 Post No.679054957 [Report]
>>679051935
Underrated best answer in thread
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:23:14 Post No.679054977
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:23:14 Post No.679054977 [Report]
Fill your basket with booze, and put some diapers in there. When you get to the checkout and find out the price of it all, start weeping and ask to leave the diapers out.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:24:18 Post No.679055130
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:24:18 Post No.679055130 [Report]
>>679054737
Holy shit...
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:24:49 Post No.679055205
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:24:49 Post No.679055205 [Report]
>>679054957
No glue killed it
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:25:04 Post No.679055247
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>>679051214
3 copies of cory in the house season 1
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:25:24 Post No.679055299
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:25:24 Post No.679055299 [Report]
Candy
Rope
CONDOMS
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:25:39 Post No.679055333
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:25:39 Post No.679055333 [Report]
>>679055247
Lol
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:25:40 Post No.679055337
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:25:40 Post No.679055337 [Report]
Coloring book, sleeping pills, anal lubricant.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:25:43 Post No.679055349
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:25:43 Post No.679055349 [Report]
>>679054737
They have thongs for children in walmart?
That's weird. What do children need thongs for?
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:26:18 Post No.679055427
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:26:18 Post No.679055427 [Report]
shovel
lube
duct tape
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:26:27 Post No.679055451
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:26:27 Post No.679055451 [Report]
>>679053343
>>my sides
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:26:47 Post No.679055500
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:26:47 Post No.679055500 [Report]
Anti fungal cream
Wart remover
I'm sorry card
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:26:52 Post No.679055513
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>>679054737
>>679055247
>>679055337
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:26:54 Post No.679055520
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>TWO MANDARINES

>A BANANA
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:27:10 Post No.679055563
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:27:10 Post No.679055563 [Report]
Personal lube
Garden hose
Draino
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:27:28 Post No.679055607
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:27:28 Post No.679055607 [Report]
>>679051214
You have to get inside her head, Lois is old, she's tired, she gives no fucks about anything but going home, eating a TV dinner, and watching her black grand kids play in the mobile home drive way. What could possibly upset a women like this?

>The Torah
>A pair of reading glasses
>http://www.walmart.com/ip/The-Smell-of-Old-Lady-Perfume/14172814

Inform Lois that your goal is to eplace her as part of your 5 year plan
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:27:44 Post No.679055651
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:27:44 Post No.679055651 [Report]
mein kampf
gas mask
number stamp
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:28:06 Post No.679055702
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:28:06 Post No.679055702 [Report]
>>679051214
go to lowes...
A cart full of campstove gasoline
another cart full of roadflares
and 30' of steel pipe
and a quran
you may need a friend to help.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:28:15 Post No.679055726
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:28:15 Post No.679055726 [Report]
>>679055349
Yes they do
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:28:41 Post No.679055808
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:28:41 Post No.679055808 [Report]
A flounder
Mallet
Large envelope
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:28:55 Post No.679055856
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:28:55 Post No.679055856 [Report]
>>679055349
Because we all admitted that kids were sexy. We live in a world of young and thin. These poor girls will never be 85lbs and 10yo pre-sluts again. They're so envious that they started making little girls dress for it and then later be told she asked for it. It's feminism, bro. Real fucked up. You don't want any part of it.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:29:00 Post No.679055869
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>>679055520
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:29:09 Post No.679055884
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:29:09 Post No.679055884 [Report]
>>679051214
Ammonia, bleach, fertilizer, heating oil.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:29:12 Post No.679055896
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:29:12 Post No.679055896 [Report]
Disney princess panties, disney princess dress from toy department, biggest bottle of ky
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:29:15 Post No.679055907
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:29:15 Post No.679055907 [Report]
American flag
Grill lighter fluid
Matches

>Walmart is full of 'merica
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:29:26 Post No.679055941
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:29:26 Post No.679055941 [Report]
Book on knotts
Shovel
Duct Tape
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:30:05 Post No.679056043
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:30:05 Post No.679056043 [Report]
Cucumber, Vaseline, Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:30:21 Post No.679056078
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:30:21 Post No.679056078 [Report]
>>679051214

Sleeping pills
30 pack of beer
Children panties
No condoms
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:30:23 Post No.679056084
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:30:23 Post No.679056084 [Report]
Ruler
String
Teddy Bear
Cardboard Box
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:30:57 Post No.679056173
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:30:57 Post No.679056173 [Report]
>>679056043
Hahaha
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:31:05 Post No.679056186
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:31:05 Post No.679056186 [Report]
Mouse
Mousetrap
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:31:27 Post No.679056244
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:31:27 Post No.679056244 [Report]
>>679055726
>>679055856
Someone tried to introduce thongs for children where I am from, people reacted by boycotting the brand until they pulled it off the shelves.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:31:35 Post No.679056269
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>>679052062
Zoz
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:31:51 Post No.679056313
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>duct tape
>rope
>spermicidal lube
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:32:00 Post No.679056328
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:32:00 Post No.679056328 [Report]
quran
scissors
book about origami
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:32:01 Post No.679056332
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:32:01 Post No.679056332 [Report]
Pregnancy test
Wire coat hanger
Sleeping pills
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:32:10 Post No.679056357
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>>679052193
>lub
top fucking kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:32:51 Post No.679056445
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>barbie doll
>candy
>rope
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:33:22 Post No.679056519
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:33:22 Post No.679056519 [Report]
Duct tape
a few gallons of gasoline
a book on how to get over your ex
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:08 Post No.679056633
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:08 Post No.679056633 [Report]
>donuts
>donut holes
>glue
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:13 Post No.679056642
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>>679051214
Fishing line, razor blades and lighter fluid.....
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:21 Post No.679056662
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:21 Post No.679056662 [Report]
>>679051214
Box cutter
Garage bags
Rope
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:29 Post No.679056683
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:29 Post No.679056683 [Report]
Donut
Donut holes
Glue
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:33 Post No.679056689
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:33 Post No.679056689 [Report]
Pen
Paper
Sleeping pills

>thank cashier for being the last person they'll ever talk to
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:45 Post No.679056720
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:34:45 Post No.679056720 [Report]
50 jars of mayo
Snorkle
Swimming goggles
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:35:00 Post No.679056759
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:35:00 Post No.679056759 [Report]
>>679056519
> gasoline
> walmart
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:35:02 Post No.679056766
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:35:02 Post No.679056766 [Report]
>>679056519
OP didnt say super walmart bro so no gasoline plus u can only buy gasoline outside at the pay stations...u must be european brah
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:35:38 Post No.679056858
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:35:38 Post No.679056858 [Report]
>>679053343
kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:36:19 Post No.679056968
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Loaf of bread
stick of butter
half gallon of milk
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:36:22 Post No.679056977
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:36:22 Post No.679056977 [Report]
Chocolate pudding
Ex-Lax
Silly straws
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:36:39 Post No.679057027
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:36:39 Post No.679057027 [Report]
>>679053343
>>679056633
>>679056683
sure is reddit in here
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:36:42 Post No.679057037
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:36:42 Post No.679057037 [Report]
>Panties

>Massage oils

>An Ethiopian kid
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:36:45 Post No.679057047
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>>679056720
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:36:47 Post No.679057054
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:36:47 Post No.679057054 [Report]
>>Knives
>>knives
>>more fucking knives

Just moved house. Didn't have knives.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:37:22 Post No.679057135
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:37:22 Post No.679057135 [Report]
>>679056759
see>>679056766


walmart sells gasoline and diesel
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:37:58 Post No.679057231
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:37:58 Post No.679057231 [Report]
>>679051214
Helium tank, garbage bag, rope.

Bleach, ammonia, bucket.

Iodine crystals, ammonia, pressure plate.

Children's underwear, duct tape, bag of lolipops.

Collar, leash, baby food.

Three disposable cellphones, since "burner phones" have made it into the media about terrorists.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:38:51 Post No.679057351
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:38:51 Post No.679057351 [Report]
donuts
super glue
donut holes
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:39:14 Post No.679057405
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:39:14 Post No.679057405 [Report]
>>679057231

Copycat
>>679054737
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:39:25 Post No.679057433
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:39:25 Post No.679057433 [Report]
little boys/girls underwear, bleach, and lotion
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:39:41 Post No.679057463
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:39:41 Post No.679057463 [Report]
>>679057351
go back to fucking reddit you faggot
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:40:07 Post No.679057534
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:40:07 Post No.679057534 [Report]
30 bags of potato chips
5 gallons chocolate ice cream
diet coke
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:40:28 Post No.679057578
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:40:28 Post No.679057578 [Report]
>>679051214
Shotgun, My Little Pony plush, Ski Mask
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:40:36 Post No.679057594
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:40:36 Post No.679057594 [Report]
Soft cup
Kleenex
Chainsaw
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:40:44 Post No.679057613
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:40:44 Post No.679057613 [Report]
Legos
Superglue
A copy of The Lego Movie
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:41:01 Post No.679057650
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:41:01 Post No.679057650 [Report]
Bleach, ammonia, and a mask.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:41:34 Post No.679057734
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:41:34 Post No.679057734 [Report]
>>679057650
Free Kool-Aid
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:41:50 Post No.679057764
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:41:50 Post No.679057764 [Report]
>>679051214
hand moisturizer
a child star poster
a small towel
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:41:56 Post No.679057781
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:41:56 Post No.679057781 [Report]
>>679051214
black pants
black hoodie
black ski mask
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:42:15 Post No.679057822
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:42:15 Post No.679057822 [Report]
>>679051214
two pairs of scissors
running shoes
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:42:27 Post No.679057853
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:42:27 Post No.679057853 [Report]
>A Nigger
>Good Manners
>Duct tape
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:42:40 Post No.679057895
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:42:40 Post No.679057895 [Report]
>>679051214
Bear Grills knife
Biggest cucumber I can find
Lubricant
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:42:50 Post No.679057916
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:42:50 Post No.679057916 [Report]
Giant box of BBs
Exlax
Vacuum hose
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:05 Post No.679057955
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>>679052692
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:15 Post No.679057980
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:15 Post No.679057980 [Report]
>>679057463
????
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:23 Post No.679057997
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:23 Post No.679057997 [Report]
Lube
Potatoes
Googly Eyes
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:30 Post No.679058019
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>>679052701

underrated post
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:30 Post No.679058020
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Helium Tank
Megaphone
German Dictionary
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:40 Post No.679058040
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:40 Post No.679058040 [Report]
>>679052728
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:49 Post No.679058057
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>>679051311
/thread
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:50 Post No.679058059
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDpvkwBBu6U
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:55 Post No.679058076
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:55 Post No.679058076 [Report]
>>679052186
Oh dear
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:55 Post No.679058077
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:43:55 Post No.679058077 [Report]
Roses
A box of chocolate
I love you card

>fat Walmart clerk never got love, she goes home and becomes an hero
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:44:22 Post No.679058142
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:44:22 Post No.679058142 [Report]
>>679053343
Actually zozzled out loud
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:44:26 Post No.679058161
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:44:26 Post No.679058161 [Report]
donuts
donut holes
glue
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:44:53 Post No.679058235
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:44:53 Post No.679058235 [Report]
Single cucumber
ky jelly
plastic gloves
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:45:13 Post No.679058291
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:45:13 Post No.679058291 [Report]
If female,

Condoms
Thumbtacks
Congratulations on the baby card
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:45:15 Post No.679058298
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:45:15 Post No.679058298 [Report]
donuts
donut holes
glue
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:45:43 Post No.679058354
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:45:43 Post No.679058354 [Report]
scissor
small
torah

pretend not to have money

>run away
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:46:13 Post No.679058438
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:46:13 Post No.679058438 [Report]
>>679055869
god tier show
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:46:17 Post No.679058448
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:46:17 Post No.679058448 [Report]
>>679058020
top kek!
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:46:33 Post No.679058493
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:46:33 Post No.679058493 [Report]
>>679051214
>Diving gear
>Bullet proof vest
>batarang
Tell her you're going spelunking
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:46:56 Post No.679058547
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:46:56 Post No.679058547 [Report]
>>679052882
Autistic asf
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:47:02 Post No.679058555
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:47:02 Post No.679058555 [Report]
>>679056084
I get you ;)
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:47:14 Post No.679058586
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:47:14 Post No.679058586 [Report]
>>679055520
heh...
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:47:33 Post No.679058641
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:47:33 Post No.679058641 [Report]
A condom. Some condoms and I don't know...maybe a condom
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:48:28 Post No.679058778
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:48:28 Post No.679058778 [Report]
>>679053343
lul
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:48:38 Post No.679058805
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:48:38 Post No.679058805 [Report]
>>679051980
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:49:17 Post No.679058899
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:49:17 Post No.679058899 [Report]
>>679053386
balaklava*
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:49:40 Post No.679058943
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>>679054841

Why do I have a feeling you've done this shit before
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:50:07 Post No.679058993
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:50:07 Post No.679058993 [Report]
>>679051214
sorry for your loss card
amonia
bleach
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:50:27 Post No.679059043
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:50:27 Post No.679059043 [Report]
cucumber
lube
Equestrian Magazine
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:50:55 Post No.679059115
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:50:55 Post No.679059115 [Report]
anything without A Barcode
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:51:05 Post No.679059149
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:51:05 Post No.679059149 [Report]
>>679058899
>balaklava
How the fuck you buy a city in Crimea from Walmart?
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:51:51 Post No.679059255
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:51:51 Post No.679059255 [Report]
Vaseline,pineapple,Justin beiber poster
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:51:55 Post No.679059263
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:51:55 Post No.679059263 [Report]
short dress (your size approximately)
blonde wig
red lipstick
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:51:58 Post No.679059269
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:51:58 Post No.679059269 [Report]
Lighter fluid
Matches
Face mask or mask
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:52:02 Post No.679059282
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>>679051935
i dont get it anon. halp
HAAAAAAAAALP
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:52:35 Post No.679059366
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:52:35 Post No.679059366 [Report]
>>679051214
Machete
Rope
Ski Mask
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:52:38 Post No.679059370
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:52:38 Post No.679059370 [Report]
Take a pen, ask her to sell you that pen.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:52:50 Post No.679059400
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:52:50 Post No.679059400 [Report]
>motor oil
>little boy's underwear
>a can of Vienna sausages
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:52:54 Post No.679059412
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:52:54 Post No.679059412 [Report]
>Lotion
>Tissue
>Yoga Instructional DVD
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:53:09 Post No.679059451
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>>679051980

Holy fuck my sides are in orbit
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:53:12 Post No.679059459
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:53:12 Post No.679059459 [Report]
>>679059149
With a coupon, of course
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:53:39 Post No.679059521
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:53:39 Post No.679059521 [Report]
Barbie Doll
Lube
Benadryl
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:53:43 Post No.679059533
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:53:43 Post No.679059533 [Report]
>>679051214
Two large grapes
Vaseline.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:53:49 Post No.679059547
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:53:49 Post No.679059547 [Report]
>>679051214
I've worked at Walmart. The only people u could freak out are mongoloids, cashier doesn't give a fuuuck about retard virgins wasting their money on stupid fucking shit?
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:54:02 Post No.679059573
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:54:02 Post No.679059573 [Report]
Poster of black athlete
Pillowcase
Lighter
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:54:20 Post No.679059613
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:54:20 Post No.679059613 [Report]
I don't know if they have these but a
shovel, electric saw and bag of lime
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:54:22 Post No.679059618
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>>679051980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4lTazX3asg
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:54:25 Post No.679059622
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:54:25 Post No.679059622 [Report]
ps4
2 xbox games
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:54:54 Post No.679059690
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:54:54 Post No.679059690 [Report]
>>679055651
Jesus, which walmart do you shop at?!
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:55:43 Post No.679059796
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:55:46 Post No.679059802
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:55:46 Post No.679059802 [Report]
>>679059690
SLC Utah, clearly.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:56:16 Post No.679059876
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:56:16 Post No.679059876 [Report]
>>679059622
Too far
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:56:31 Post No.679059906
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:56:31 Post No.679059906 [Report]
>>679059622
mindblown.gif
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:56:46 Post No.679059938
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:56:46 Post No.679059938 [Report]
box of chocolates
rat poison
"sorry for your loss" card
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:57:06 Post No.679059994
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:57:06 Post No.679059994 [Report]
>>679051935
litterally laughed out loud lol.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:57:25 Post No.679060028
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:57:25 Post No.679060028 [Report]
>>679059622
I got off the shitter and forgot to wipe... whilst contemplating the epicness of this reply
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:58:49 Post No.679060229
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:58:49 Post No.679060229 [Report]
Bleach
Hatchett/axe
Tarp

Mutter about a bad date. Avoid eye contact pay with bloody small bills.
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:59:01 Post No.679060252
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:59:01 Post No.679060252 [Report]
Paracetamol
Paracetamol
Paracetamol
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:59:23 Post No.679060306
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:59:23 Post No.679060306 [Report]
>>679060028
>>679059994
>>679059906

Get the fuck off my board you 12 year old faggots
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:59:28 Post No.679060315
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Anonymous 2016-04-12 23:59:28 Post No.679060315 [Report]
>>679060229
*Lye
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:00:18 Post No.679060434
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:00:18 Post No.679060434 [Report]
Shotgun
Beer
Mirror
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:01:04 Post No.679060542
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:01:07 Post No.679060548
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:01:07 Post No.679060548 [Report]
>broom
>dustpan
>sand
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:01:08 Post No.679060550
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:01:08 Post No.679060550 [Report]
>>679051214
bleach, clingfilm and scissors
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:01:25 Post No.679060587
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:01:25 Post No.679060587 [Report]
>>679059796
For sale: Baby shoes, never worn
I'm not finished with you yet
Please stop sleeping. I miss you.
Gems for eyes, want some coffee?
Six words, yet so much meaning.
You fucking noob. Get good, kid.
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:03:07 Post No.679060810
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:03:07 Post No.679060810 [Report]
a sock with vaseline
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:03:10 Post No.679060824
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:03:10 Post No.679060824 [Report]
constipation medicine
whiskey
comically large pencil
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:04:13 Post No.679060965
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>>679053343
>>679053343
kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:04:54 Post No.679061058
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:04:54 Post No.679061058 [Report]
diarrhea medicine
constipation medicine
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:05:08 Post No.679061098
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:05:08 Post No.679061098 [Report]
sand
pvc pipe
mayonnaise
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:05:17 Post No.679061122
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:05:17 Post No.679061122 [Report]
Paint-thinner
Acetone
Stained coffee filters
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Anonymous 2016-04-13 00:05:38 Post No.679061163
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>>679058899
Baklava's tastier
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