Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>eat healthy
>exercise
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtZXtzXnFUU
>Made me remember this so now I'm gonna post it again.
>>679042710
Best grunge band.
>>679042960
>Cringe thread
>>679043153
Certainly.
Feel free to join.
Dio-sama...
Best demigod claimed
I'm ready
Depression
doot doot
>>679043153
You can't claim threads.
Hamakaze claimed
>>679043057
If you join me you'll get scaled with me as a phantom~
Claw claimed.
>>679042763
Rias the slut
Done.
>>679043127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joZaJqyl2S0
>fuck U-406
>>679043144
Not really a fan of Sonic Youth
I should give them another try
sachi claim
>>679043360
you can't simply claim the claw, the claw claims you
>>679043263
Take me with you.
>>679042763
>>679043135
Yeah actually I'll just stick with the Highschool DxD one
>>679043329
Hello Hamakaze
>>679043360
I was suspecting that, too.
>Guess this piece of autistic shit
>Pink hair
>Seems nice on the outside but is a massive faggot on the outside.
>Would probably be able to kill you in less then a minute
>insane
>made yanderes popular
shit is easy.
>>679043360
>>679043523
Correct.
>>679042960
>>679043127
>>679043144
>>679043262
>>679043263
>>679043570
>>679043523
YOU HAVE BEEN FATALLY SHOT!
You have ten minutes to spend with your waifu
how do you spend those ten minutes before you die?
>>679043329
>If you join me you'll get scaled with me as a phantom~
I'm pretty sure that was a Dark Souls reference, but I've never played the games.
So I'm gonna pretend you were talking about WoT.
Yes, I would be a phantom in WoT, because I'm a part of the 7th Panzer Division
>>679043696
The disgusting cunt of Yuno?
Getting real tired of these shitty Yuno lovers.
>>679043696
That naruto bitch
EZ
Question for thread:
What's your favorite season of the year?
Fall
>>679043433
Eyyy. Did I miss something today?
>>679043144
Debatable but they are great. I'm not big on genres and labels on artists because it just gets so absurdly complicated. But what genre would you say makes your ears bleed the worst? On my commute go class I have to suffer through contemporary pop country and hip-hop for two hours.
>>679043735
I ask him to give him some of his vampire blood to survive :^)
ez win ez life
>>679043570
Hello Hatsuzuki!
>>679043696
Yuno gassyass
>>679043755
Oh, well I'll make time for that in a few hours then!
Holy fuck the title music is so intense!
>>679043848
Spring
I like the rain, not too hot, not too cold, shortest season.
>>679043696
Yuno isn't here. Too busy playing DS3
>>679043696
Yuno
Fucking hell i hate that bitch
>>679043848
Winter
>>679043451
You really should.
Schizophrenia
Rats
Incinerate
Easy songs to like.
>>679043696
>
I'm going to leave these for some time.
They made me realise how fucking pathetic I am.
Although, it was fun, it's my time to go, and I know some people in these would probably be glad that I am leaving.
Goodbye comrades
>>679043820
Yup, also I do agree people that claim Yuno are fucking annoying.
>>679043832
Nope.
>>679043848
Winter.
>>679043969
>>679044071
Correct.
>>679044147
This gets a pass in my book.
>>679044063
Thought I could trigger one of those anons.
>>679043865
Nothing important, no
>>679044231
Bye Anon.
>>679044231
Bye
>>679043735
>Mai waifu
>Being allowed to die
Oh my sweet summer child...
>>679044231
I hope you return one day, comrade
>>679043848
Also fall. Very cozy and has good smells, pretty colours.
>>679043504
>into the sunset
>>679043735
Tell her who did it, die knowing they will expire painfully.
>>679044231
Your were too cute for your own good.
RIP in peace
>>679043433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE
We're gonna have a lot of fun correcting the world.
>>679043735
Ten minutes? She forms a blood pact with me, absorbing the damge into herself rather than me and healing it off instantly.
>>679043848
Spring
>>679043936
What kind of vampire?
The "Blood addicted monster" or "Sparkle fairy"
>Guess the waifu
>Has something in her eye, shit is yellow should probably get it checked out
>Looks a lot like Noire for some reason
>Is a yandere
>Bitch can clone herself
>>679044231
See you in a week.
But good luck
Renge returns but one thread later with 67% more battery
>>679043848
Probably autumn but spring is really growing on me
Mostly because I don't have allergies
Adding my own survey because that's how I be do
Give one piece of advice to every anon in the thread, coming from your own life experience
Also Tomoko, you mentioned something about music in the last thread so tell me what kind of stuff you like and I'll give you something completely different
>>679044231
People tend to feel pathetic when they see Dio's greatness
>>679044231
I understand sunshine
Do what you have to do.
Rise waifu~
>>679043735
Looks like someone needs an operation...
>>679044800
>misspelling tomorrow
Hiya
>>679044231
Bye Anon
>>679044231
I'll miss you, personally.
But do what you think it's best for you.
>Good luck.
Going for a while, might back within a hour.
>Guess the waifu-fag
>>679045049
>>679044800
>Poll bets
I'm calling 3 days right now.
>>679044231
Dammit Kirino... I will miss you
>>679044794
i tink Kurumi is also playing dark souls 3.
>Tooka is still the better.
>>679044231
Goodbye Kirino. Best of luck and should you come back, you'll be happily received.
>>679043735
Have her play me some sick recorder tunes
But actually I would probably just lay outside in the grass while she played greensleeves
>>679044231
Try to remeber all the anon that talked to you okay?
>>679045155
Bye
Holy shit this is pathetic, the cringe is strong
Best Waifu
>>679044837
Worrying takes away today's peace, not tommorows pain.
Also I listen primarily to 90'/80's alternative stuff. Pixies/The Breeders/Nirvana etc. But don't try to throw some Simon and Garfunkel at me because they get me rock hard.
>>679045630
Kill urshelf
>>679045630
Mate, you're on /b/.
You're not much better
>>679044704
卐 Soon™ 卐
>>679045630
>>679045802
Aww, I remember my Pixies and Nirvana phase, seems like a century has passed since then.
Nirvana are still one of my favorites.
>>679045802
Simon and Garfunkel gets everyone rock hard.
Have fun:
https://youtu.be/0K2S4ZSw5Qs
https://youtu.be/3-PtpGBmr5E
https://youtu.be/DKftiJS30Cs
https://youtu.be/w6Qn_JB9I_8
I can send you more and still nothing will be the same genre
>gee I wonder who's behind this post
>>679044310
Hmm... I thought I heard murmurings of an event.
>>679046546
>Hols?
>>679046308
They'll always be my favourite. They're a perfect example of passion and art. Also how the fuck do you not like The Pixies anymore?
>Also Doolittle or Surfer Rosa?
>>679046546
>gee I wonder who's behind this post
I blame jews
>>679046713
Nothing that I know of
>>679046713
I forgot the thing.
>>679046873
I guess not.
>>679046103
Not too soon I hope, still need to get swole.
>>679046733
Nope.
kagami claimed....hi everyone
Hello! I made money when I opened a booster box of magic the gathering cards yesterday
>>679047025
Kagami! How's your day been?
>>679046733
>>679046820
Sorry to disappoint
>>679047025
Hey, welcome back to the club
>>679047025
Hello kagami anon
>>679047125
Hello Fran anon
>>679044231
I'll miss you.
Farewell
>>679043735
My mandate cannot be carried out in that time. I'll say what I need to before the world narrows and darkens.
>>679043848
Winter. The wailing
winds...
>>679047025
As always, your waifu disgusts me
but hai
>>679046546
Hit me with a dootie. I liked all of that. I really like cowby country stuff. That Yes song was probably my favourite of the four.
8/10
>>679047125
What did you get?
>>679047025
yo Kagami
>>679046817
I still like them, but I haven't heard any of their albums in years.
>Surfer Rosa
>>679047025
Hallo kagami!
>>679047378
How can you say such a thing?
>>679047533
Why does everyone choose that over Doolittle? Doolittle is a masterpiece.
Im gonna go kill myself now.
See you all on the other side
>Or in 3 hours when i will wake up randomly
My waifu isn't a slut, is she?
>>679047025
Hello kagami, you have a nice day?
>>679047253
What even is up with your waifu's hand/claw?
>>679047485
Jace, sigardia, Olivia, avacyn, relentless dead, sin proder, westvale Abby, traverse the ulvenwald, a foil R/B reveal land, and a tireless tracker. Then a gitrog monster and a ulvenwald Hydra in a fatpack
>>679047817
Don't die!
>>679047817
Have fun space balls
>>679047817
I have that problem too. Every two hours like clockwork. Good morning.
>>679047178
it's been....interesting to say the least lol, how about yours, did you have a good day?
>>679047202
thanks!!! how are you?
>>679047253
hiya, i hope you've had a good day
>>679047373
hey yuuko anon, how's your day going?>>679047485
Hi!!!!!
>>679047536
hellooooo, how's it going?
>>679047892
That game sucked.
>>679047892
I've got some bad news Anon
>>679047817
K
>>679047900
it was good, a little weird, but that's alright, how about yours frankenberry???
hi all! :) what's new different or exciting in the last few weeks
>>679047730
Simple buddy it's better.
I'll say today was fun, but I'll be off now.
>>679047817
Livestream or it didn't happen
>>679047592
Lolis are an abomination
>>679048139
Gute nacht, Tats
>>679048139
Fiesty lil thang
Goodnight, Tats
>>679048207
but she's 25....at least now she is
>>679048005
What happened? My day has been okay. Ready for it to end.
>>679047423
Fug it, when I get home I'm going all out. Be prepared.
>>679048207
>Implying theres something inherently sexual about having a waifu
>>679048087
Her game was... okay (fundamentally flawed combat) but she made it more than worth it!
>>679048094
Hm?
>>679048005
Pretty good now you're here, what about you, what you been up to?
>>679048334
>>679047900
Quite an impressive pull.
Not sure how many Wizards products actually turn a profit these days... I guess maybe 1/10.
>>679047900
Oh, its nothing interesting.
>>679048005
My day was boring as hell.
What about you?
>>679048399
lolis are in general an abomination*
>>679048355
1v1 irl
>>679048005
It's going great!
>pic related
How are you doing this fine evening?
>>679048575
So is being gay for an androgynous vampire.
Maple is best waifu because she is cat waifu
>>679048745
Hey, I'm straight, I like women
it's just that Dio
He's the only one who claimed my heart
>>679048748
Hey buddy, did you just blow in from stupid town?
>>679048875
Old Joseph > Dio
>>679048355
well...i tried online "dating" for the first time, and apparently there's bots on those lol
>>679048434
awwwww stop.... you're too cute, not much, just got back from the gym, you got anything planned for the rest of the day?
>>679048679
d-did you drop outta life??? im doing great now that im here
>>679048139
goodnight
>>679047900
hi frank! nice to see someone I recognize
>>679047817
goodnight syndra, hope everything is going well
>>679048967
Old joseph literally does brag shit other than hang an arm parasite stand.
He's just a foxy grandpa, but Dio's the foxiest vampire around.
>>679049140
Shiet
forgot the important pic
>>679049088
Its 11:42PM, not much I can do aside from chill in these threads
>>679048895
I'm the fucking mayor of stupid town
>>679049231
nice! im guessing you live on an island in the middle of the north atlantic? lol
>>679049140
>>679049204
>He's just a foxy grandpa
And that's all he needs to be. <3
>>679049088
Online dating ah?
How are things on christian mingle?
>>679048139
goodnight beautiful
Ayy
>I have the flu
Did I miss much?
Best pats claimed
>>679049582
Nothing
>>679049582
hi galko, long time no see. How've you been?
sorry to hear about the flu, stomach, head or chest?
>>679049722
Do you want some claw pats?
>>679049582
Ahh, the flu can make your extremities numb. The more you know...
>>679049565
lol, im not deus vult anon, i guess its ok, haven't gotten anything yet, but it just takes time...
>>679049722
dubs confirms two pats
>pat pat