New Cringe Thread
starting with some fresh OC.
A faggot grabbing attention.
I guess that i can send this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQhDkpT5aY&nohtml5=False
sheeeeit
>>679013978
wuttafukk
>>679013978
Jesus that's awful. Just awful
>>679013587
This is faggotry level over 9000
>>679014146
when your wife cucked you with a nigger and names the kid a nigger name after so you can never forget
>>679014719
what else do you expect from someone who gets an html tattoo
>>679013978
>>679013978
I feel bad for that lil nignog having to have sex with a hog like her.
>>679014719
Nah, Teaguen is more a trendy middle class name
test
>>679015163
Thank fucking God.
>>679015215
???? What happened?
>>679015215
What happened fam?
>>679015215
What did you do?
>>679014146
>js
This is ridiculous. At least get a perl tat.
>>679013587
Anxiety is real, but the fact that he'd post such a needy attention grab is pathetic.
>>679015163
whats the problem /b/ro
>>679015424
>implying that people code in perl in 2016.
>>679015424
Or Gcode for cutting a smiley
>>679015215
>>679015424
At least he didn't Zalgo it
>>679015215
anything i can do to help?
>>679015044
stop posting this you fag. no one thinks this is cringe. stop trying to ruin some theater fags life just cuz he dumped you.
>>679013978
> he has to have a baby
Why? Is it gangsta to be a teen dad?
Guys I recently started doing Java because I'm developing an app with some devs and they want it in Java. I've been a Python programmer for 6 years a C/C++ programmer for 2. I don't like Java at all.
What can I do to make myself more interested in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5B4067Y2u8
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>>679016019
and* a...
>>679015656
what the fuck is an animanhattan? this is so sad
>>679016019
Picture the heap of money they pay you, while learning Java.
>>679016019
>>679015927
It is cringe, because the guy there didn't pay attention to details for shit. For me, as a person who cares about aesthetics and details...
tl;dr faggot
>>679013978
You retards know this is faked, right?
>>679016019
WHy don't you like it?And what exactly are you working on?
>>679015927
The faggots been pearoasting this for years now, theatre fag grew up and moved away while ruined bf lived in moms cellar recycling Mountain Dew and chicken tendies into blubber and racism.
>>679015424
>js
>that isn't js
>>679013978
http://www.snopes.com/mother-admits-to-affair-pregnancy-by-15-year-old-son/
>>679016682
10/10 would hire Juan
>>679016811
for prositution or cleaning?
Cringe/rage
>>679013764
>>679014146
what if they have another kid
>>679015656
>>679016142
Animanhattan is some drink from Secret World.
>>679017364
What is it with these gestapo posers?
>>679017364
>>679017510
They are classy as fuck. Here with solid 2/10 gf.
>>679016062
this is fucking horrific. why.
>>679015310
eugene
>>679017700
Did he stick his head behind a jet engine to get his fuckin hair like that
>>679017364
Get rid of the long hair and goatee and the walking stick anddddd the coat..... and the hat.....hmmm where was i going with this
>>679018072
>>679017700
Apparantly he is some kind of LGBT superhero so perhaps he just went for a fly?
>>679018334
Will never get rid of the cat!
>>679018584
... or 9gag
I've always found these cringe threads ironic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS45Fgt9_Sc
>>679017700
Dubs thief
>>679015424
isnt it html?
>>679020200
They're the same thing dumb monkey
OC
>>679015044
Steel jaw/10 would bang...
Im not gay i was just bored and couldn't sleep
>>679020277
>679020277
oh ok, not really my field
>>679020277
i think it's html fuccboi
>>679015310
where are the cabinets doors?
>>679016682
Based juan
>>679016310
Werediapers.. WEREDIAPERS! Please god, he even got a 70 porn actor mustache.
>>679015857
Why do you keep posting rutabagas? Stop with the rutabagas.
>>679015310
I get that he spent time getting dressed and thinks he looks cool. But why would he spend all of that time and work and then take a picture in his shitty kitchen? Fucking fuck!
Want oc? I'll give you oc.
I'm currently getting cucked. Like literally right now.
My girlfriend says that she is unsatisfied with only having had sex with me. We were virgins when we got together. She asked permission to have sex with a friend of hers. I love her so I said yes.
I'm feeling so horrible I want to kill myself. Every time I will touch her I will think of this other man touching and fucking her.
She keeps asking sorry. Saying how much she hates herself and how she's such a horrible person. But she's afraid that if she won't have this experience we'll break up sooner or later because of it.
If I decide to an hero I'll post here don't worry.
Anyone had similar experiences?
>>679013978
fukken white people man
>>679023556
Man, won't say you're a fag. Just get this horrible person out of your life. What were thinking ?
>>679023556
just break with her and keep ur pride, you will break with her sooner or later...
>>679023556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uf_rTLqj0o
>>679023810
>>679023812
I'm too hitched. She makes me so happy 90% of the time. And then this shit goes down. I'm such a beta I don't want to break up. Won't ever find another girl like her, like her positive aspects at least
>>679024123
the grill you're thinking of doesn't exist in real life faggot. stop projecting your fantasies on something as flawed as a human being
>>679024123
You may won't but this is life trust me. Best gif you can give to you. Or just fuck another one and forget about all of this.
>>679015927
So new
>>679023556
Break up with her you dumb faggot.
>>679024234
I know I'm a huge faggot. Freshly cucked. That's why I'm posting in this thread. I hate myself and my life. But I can't do anything about it. I still want to spend my life with her
>>679024439
it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better
>>679018953
What significance is 8th of March?
>>679024123
You're the reason bitches are taking over. Go jump off a bridge faggot. You're just gonna end up being a plaything of another girl until you're 45 and you'll get married to a fat whore you don't even love. Just end it now.
>>679015656
Dansker??
>>679024505
the right kid seems to be like, "oh god lucas, if only could tell you how much i love you". fags
>>679016682
this isnt cringy
>>679024521
She's a whore, or at least attention whore., by her own admission. She sees hoe much she hurts me and is promising to do her best. Tomorrow we'll talk. She's currently out with that guy as I said. It she says that the one time has been enough then I'll accept it. We'll try to move on. I'll use this as leverage to make her do whatever I want. If she need to fuck more guys then I'll dump her
>>679024898
if serious, it's over dude. Cut your losses, save yourself. crash and burn, then rebuild yourself in a better version of yourself.
>>679016682
looks like a cool dude
>>679021321
ha ha you posed it again you mad man!
>>679016973
>implying one wouldn't come after the other
>>679024585
http://www.internationalwomensday.com/
>>679025256
Totally serious. I know. It's sad.
>>679017364
Wouldnt even be TOO bad if any of his clothes fit him
>>679024898
Dude, if she needed to Fuck someone else Its already over. Personal experience, right here.
>>679013587
Not OC, but new.
>>679022556
draw mario
>>679014146
that's bad for sure
>>679025413
He has other clothes that fit.
>>679017157
just instantiate that shit
>>679024898
man, really, just get a new girl
>>679025430
You think? She promises its just cause she doesn't want to have only fucked 1 guy at 20yo.
She's been made fun of her who childhood, and she is craving the attention and approval now. I can understand that part and I can accept it all if this is the one and only time this happens
>>679025721
schattig meisje maar wat een beta lol
>>679024898
Use your love for her to drive yourself into a blind rage and punch that bitch as hard as you can, right in the nose the next time you see her. I'm rooting for ya anon.
>>679023556
You'll obviously end it sooner or later, just dump her... I don't understand why you view this as the end of the line.
>"Hey, I've thought it over and I'm not at all comfortable with this situation. It's fucking offensive that you even suggested it. So we're done"
Literally this easy
>>679025721
where's the cringe? There a nigger to be seen in the reflection?
>>679025696
I'm a beta socially awkward fucker. The only reason why I'm with her is that she walked up to me while I was reading waiting for the bus and started talking since we knew each other as children. That's never gonna happen again. It's either forever alone or this.
>>679025698
It won't happen only once. Break up with her. If she loves you so much she will come back to you, but make sure you actually end things for at least a week.
>>679025823
Kanker harde bèta elke pauze in uni zie ik ze tongen fucking heftig niks geen schaamte die man die beet R tiet
>>679017581
Source? I want to read this gold
>>679025937
No it's fucking not you retard.
>>679025959
lol dat zal wel ja
Ayyyyyyy
>>679018953
>>679025954
Thanks for the advice. I'll think it all over tomorrow when I hear from her.
She swears she loves me and even if we weren't in a relationship she couldn't manage to never talk to me. I don't know how much I believe her. But at the same time I can't manage to dump her.
>>679017364
I'VE SEEN THIS GUY. Or a variant like him
>>679023556
yah ur done, love doesn't love for ever outside of disney.
>>679023556
>)
Think about it this way , at least she asked permission. She could have done it behind your back.
If you really love her , perhaps you can give her this experience and at least take comfort in the fact she is enjoying.
>>679026248
There's hundreds of the cunts. Next time you see one slap the hat off him and stamp on it.
>>679026177
don't worry, it won't be you who will be doing the dumping. in fact, she's already over you. But you'll still have to go trough the mourning process while she's enjoying her new freedoms. my advice, fuck another chick asap and cut all contact
>>679025937
God forbid you take it upon yourself to use this break up as motivation to develop social skills or just be happy with yourself as you are. How fucking retarded do you have to be to think that you've met the best possible person by 20?
Dump her, start a new hobby so you can something in your life that existed only after her, and maybe take a class or something to meet new people. Shit, it isn't that difficult to get a plan together.
>>679026402
>>679025937
I don't get it. What is it that you want? Sex? Get a good job or save some, and you should have no problems with hookers/greedy girls.
>>679026301
I've always been strict on one thing. Honesty. So yeah she felt the need, and after all the things I've done for her, I thought I could allow this. But I feel much worse that what I thought I would.
>>679016613
>>679020200
It is, and I am an tardboi, but syntactically very similar.
>>679015044
Jared Leto is pretty cringe tbh.
>>679023556
You dumbass - if she's in sorry mode,it's the perfect opportunity to take advantage!
Have your way on the bed with her!Ass to mouth,throatfucking,bdsm and all that shit.
>>679024898
Fuck her one more time then dump her.
>>679026468
She's done for me*
Sorry been drinking
>>679026177
make a list and see what benefits you get from her, and what benefits she gets from you
>>679026177
>>679026248
holy shit im having the biggest deja vu right now
>>679026393
Alright will try even though I'm 5"1 ._.
>>679025698
My ex and I had the whole, "since you're a virgin if you want to fuck someone else Its cool as long as I know." bullshit. But then I'd find out about him trying to fuck ppl like all the time, and they were dudes too. So one guy I was into let me know he like me too, so I told my ex about it and he was completely cool. So me and this dude fucked, he didn't even act like he gave a shit... until he was drunk. But going through all that made me realized that I was only harming him and I by staying in this relationship. I didn't love him and if I needed to fuck someone else then I really wasn't happy and it was only going to get worse from here. So I left him. I'm still single and I'm ok with that. I need to get good with me, and it sounds like you need to do the same thing. Cause im gonna let you know something, she doesn't love you. She just wanted to see how much she could get away with. That's another reason i did it. He didn't leave me when I told him, and i lost all fucking respect for him.
>>679025937
Never give your all for a girl to smoke your pole, because there's billions of girls out there and they all have a hole
>>679026575
Oh that's already part of the routine. We're slowly working on anal and I bought a desensitization spray for her throat and been brutally fucking that for a while. I might guilt trip her into the bdsm though... She likes the idea but hates being tied up. Ill work in it
>>679026697
Head butt him in the bollocks then
>>679026684
I saw this guy my first time to NYC at Central Park so
>>679026578
Definitely a cum on face moment
>>679025937
Dump her ass, eveyone is replaceable
>>679025959
Alsof jij uni doet kankermongool. Zeg nou maar gewoon 'elke pauze op het roc'.
>>679023556
Break up with her. Because that feeling she feels will probably not likely go away, and thats not because she's a whore or anything its just because its human nature to want to have varied experiences. And indeed, I would recommend you do the same.
You love her, but its likely a strong factor to you and your girls longevity is the fact that she is all you have ever known, and vice versa. You're holding on to this because what you have, and have had, and its a constant.
But its time to throw caution into the wind. Let her go, let her be happy, and learn to be happy on your own. Find some new experiences, learn what it is that truly makes you happy in a partner.
Peace /b/ro
>>679026823
He eats out of the bins and sells his arsehole for pocky
>>679026704
Thanks for the input. I won't make any decisions until tomorrow when we talk
>>679013978
>>679026980
Thanks for the serious response. I've been thinking these things for a while now.
>>679026949
Gtfo with your monopoly language
>>679014978
Feeling bad for a nignog
>>679027291
I must know more about this
>>679026980
This is the best post I've ever seen in this shithole.
>>679027167
literally every response has been a serious one.
We're all saying the same thing, you just want to give excuses after agreeing.
There is no healthy path for you that doesn't involve breaking up with her as soon as possible. You've already let it go on too long
>>679027291
>last pic
>>679027024
Ew I'm not giving him my Pocky
>>679013764
>>679015424
Bait
We will always party hard
>>679016019
Kill yourself
>>679015310
>White socks with black loafers
>Bottom button done up
>That fucking hat
pleb/10
>>679024585
>may the force be with you
>MAY the FOURTH be with you
its starwars day bruh
>>679027291
What is this? Is she a trap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzYalg_OiE
**WARNING**
CRINGE LEVELS MAY EXCEED MAXIMUM THRESHOLD
>>679017094
REEEEEEEE
>>679021222
checked
nice trips dude
>>679026578
Holy fuck those pupils, is she on heroin?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxVQBsREnSU
>Dr. Junior mootson
>>679021222
... Wow.
What are their names?
>>679017364
Better looking than most of these guys...still kind of a fag, though.
>>679013978
>>679027167
Listen my friend, you already fucked up by allowing her to do this to you. She lost all respect for you and the hard truth is she will dump you sooner or later. Atleast you can save your dignity and dump her first, she doesnt love you because you do not hurt the ones you love and you said she knows she hurts you and still does it. Thats sick dont you think? Its a toxic relationship and you should leave and find a girl that actually loves you and is devoted to you and you only. She wants to have all the fun and know that she has you like a key chain always with her, she is selfish and only loves herself. She is showing blatant disregard for you or your happiness, and i know you cant see this because you are in love which is exactly why you should LISTEN to the advice given to you by us, since we are viewing it objectively. Best of luck to you my friend, dump the whore and find real love, not this fake bullshit.
>>679015215
Tell us why you got banned buddy
>>679028646
Lost
>>679013764
Can I haz noose pls?
>>679024234
Fuck yes, I had to deal with this shit. Lying Ass Bitches pretending to be good girls. It happens all the time, but usually I'm the cucker, not the cucked.
Remember that bitches ain't shit and you won't go wrong in life.
>>679017581
If you make the cops laugh hard enough, they'll go easy on you if you're lucky.
>>679018638
At least he wasn't posing for a picture. Just going about his sperglord business.
>>679020301
...you find photos of your dad wearing women's underwear
>>679025891
You've been here too long when you automatically look for a niggers reflection
>>679016973
both
Found this in the "craigslist" thread
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1460491854867.png
>>679028382
That's fukcing great man, everything is perfect in this. "I'll let you fuck we whenever you want", i laugh so much. The bear is just a swap color, reminds of the "OC, don't steal" too ahaha. I didn't know Ozamu tezuka had such a talented son.
Fresh OC: Schizoid guy in Berkeley covers his Toyota Celica with crazy text about gangstalking, and accuses pretty much anyone who dares stop to read it of gangstalking him.
https://youtu.be/Gn9TdigD6Xc
https://youtu.be/sOP9ATUtl6w
https://youtu.be/50i81PYof84
>>679023556
Slip the guy $200 to preform terribly in bed. Like just cum instantly and fart or something. Then you will have her for life my nigga.
>>679016682
He is cool, fam
>>679030345
Oh, here's a video with a good look at his Toyota Celica itself. I'd say pause the video to read it, but maybe that would make you a gangstalker as well.
https://youtu.be/i8_UAJ8v1os
>>679027167
No prob man. Don't worry about the rest.
>>679030345
This one is being stalked by satanic marines
http://youtu.be/zU9FsrGc52M
Top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbasvkiueFY
>>679028382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGpYI7Hn_qw
>>679028329
March the eighth be with you?
>>679031533
This lady in Albuquerque is being stalked by Mexican Cartel gangstalkers posing as managers of Blake's Lotaburgers restaurants.
>>679032590
Oops, forgot link:
https://youtu.be/BtVI3TAdDb8
>>679030769
There's more.
>>679031622
What the fuck, why is he chugging it until he's out of breath... kek
>>679024505
"come and find out gayness" Interesting.
>>679016682
Respect
>>679032590
Holy shit man, the ride never ends
>>679027291
its not real
>>679032631
Why are there so many fucking idiots.
>>679033771
I fucking love that last pic
>Aw shit nigga
cracks me up everytime
>>679033771
The world is ending. On one side, ISIS is cutting off aid workers heads and Boko Haram is using 8 year old girls as suicide bombers. On the other side, Bronies and Tumblr. Someone please shut the Internet down.
>>679013978
Pffff...those wild niggers dude
>>679033771
>cuts hole in pinkypie
>proceeds to fuck her
>sex until shes covered in cum and ass juices
>hides from parents
>>679025937
It feels like that now...and it could stay like that if you wallow in your own misery. It's okay to feel like shit for awhile, but don't be a faggot and let it run your life.
>>679013764
>>679018953
>>679024585
>>679025350
FUCKING WOMEN THEY STOLE THE 8TH OF MARCH MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY FUCKING FEMINIST PIECES OF SHIT
>>679034837
haha reminds me of this. I'm sure you've all seen it by now.
>>679035394
Rip le birthday
>>679035394
No way, that's my birthday too.
>>679035474
Oh yeah, on a ylyl thread kek
>>679026456
this guy smokes some good shit, apparently.
>>679024898
Learn from this, and all of you who read this.
If you don't put the limits in your relationship woman won't care about you at all.
They feel excused to make mistakes so you have to make the rules, if she breaks them it's done and that's it.
>>679028489
fuck off
>>679016682
Cool guy, we even have the same name. Would smoke dope and listen to screamo with / 10
>>679026456
>>679035849
It's crazy because in reality, the exact opposite is true, every fetus is developmentally female first, by default, until the Y causes modifications that turn it male.
In species that are asexual, all individuals are female, not male. Female is the default, natural form of any species. Males are just here to fuck.
>>679032631
I know we shouldn't mock the mentally ill but when they do it themselves it's hard not to KEK KEK kekekekek
>>679035519
>>679035598
It was all fine when I was little it was just:
>hey happy birthday anon! today it's woman's day too how hilarious, you might say that you are a gift for all the women out there he he
Now it's just fucking WOMEN'S DAY ALL FUCKING WEEK ALL THE FUCKING MONTH.
AND IT'S GETTING WORSE EVERY YEAR, NOBODY NOTICES ONLY NOTICE BECAUSE ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY.
Two years from now, Woman's day will compete with christmas in the comsumerism aspect, because women need gifts and chocolate and shit. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>679035394
>>679035519
>>679035598
>>679023556
>wants to do something that undermines you and the relationship.
>knows you don't want to
>says "sorry" and "i'm a horrible person" and does it anyway with shit "it's for us" excuse.
Why the fuck are you with this bitch? It's emotional manipulation 101. Dump her, it will do you good.
>>679027291
Has cience gone too far?
>>679035474
Meet OP
>>679035849
>>679030769
>>679032851
this man is ill
I just thought id share this, though its on the wrong thread
>>679036976
He is a supreme gentleman.
His name is Robert Paulson
>>679022556
draw mario
>>679037313
Gold
>>679036976
this fucking guy
>>679028781
Winkin, Blinkin and Nod
>>679037313
This thread's gone beyond its remit hours ago. Post anything.
>>679015656
If this was a ylyl thread, I would have lost
>>679021477
the fatties dont need cabinet doors. they laugh at the struggle to open them.
>>679037894
>shitting it up in some random chat somewhere
>someone links cam site
>girl looks alright so i start fapping
>a flaccid little dick pops out
>oh fuck, im fapping to a trap
>realize immediately that this "girl" is hideous and obviously a man
>keep fapping anyway
>im that guy now, I jerk off to dudes
>accept my fate as a faggot, im going to nut to this
>she pulls the penis off
>wait
>thats a fake penis
>i fapped to a girl i thought was a dude that I thought was a girl
no shame but now im haunted by the need to find a porno where a dude fucks a girl thinking its a dude but is actually a girl.
>>679039083
Anon you inspire me.
>>679039045
He interrupted the old man before he could say "and I want them to run a train through my wife."