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ohhh boy
nice
The tenth item was some firewood, but I found a free mobile home
>>679013545
Nice free land birds
>>679012688
>http://brisbane.craigslist.com.au/zip/5491820389.html
well thats fucking inviting...
>>679013545
Cock for your birthday, nice.
>>679012688
JACKPOT
I kekkled at this
Looks like I get a boat, faggots
>>679012688
Sweet thanks op
>>679012688
Best birthday ever
>>679013836
Some guys just have all the luck.
>>679014049
Jesus dude do you actually use that font?
Could've been worse.
>>679014085
Its something I would take that
>>679014526
best deal so far
I remember picking up a wooden bench on here, it also came with bedbugs. Fun times. Enjoy paying up the ass for an exterminator. Enjoy purging everything you own. There is a reason its free.
ive always wanted one of these
>>679014935
That's pretty cool actually.
>>679014085
Where are the fucking slats? You'd fall straight through
shit post
Thanks OP
>>679015073
Not with a boxspring you wouldn't. Up your bed game, bro.
I got a rock.
Well, could be worse.
>>679014935
>>679014528
>>679014526
who knew you could find anything worth something
Just what I needed
uncut logs
sorry mr lorax
if dubs i will go get trees
>>679012688
Underrated thread.
I get spray painted furniture.
>>679016847
does it include heroin needles
great free mexican
>>679016645
Go pee up them and yell "mine" before walking away.
wonderful
>>679016645
Roll
I went with 10th picture
>>679016645
Rollin
Wow, you americans give away su much good free stuff. There is no "free" section in my country.
i kind of want to go get some and pour it in my towns pool
>>679014528
Must remove self quickly, however. Doesn't sound like enough time to dismantle. Bum deal.
>>679012688
It looks as though OP is also from Orlando
>>679014935
Nice
Prob smells like rancid meat and spoiled milk
>>679012688
>FREE MOVING SUPPLIES: Medium / Large Boxes ONLY. Various sizes. Wrapping paper, bubble wrap (in Trash Bags). FREE for pickup. Will be on front porch of house. Feel free to just get them.
Thanks for the puppy anon. I think. Chihuahuas aren't really my kind of dog, but hopefully it will be a good companion.
>>679017782
translation
>this dog pisses every were
Thank you for providing me with my Sunday dinner anon xxx
>>679017587
Dont be a dick, but if you do dont get caught. Pretty sure they would throw your ass in the slammer
>>679012688
fucking hit the jackpot
also
>checked
>>679017976
Yep
>training pad
Gross
>>679012688
how thoughtful
FREE LIVESTOCK (Nepean)
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We are selling our farm and looking to give away 5 chickens, 2 pigs and 2 cows. If you are interested please contact by phone call or text message.
anyone want to bbq this weekend?
>>679016645
>>679016645
Wow, dude, that guy it's a fucking jew. In my state you've to pay if you want trees removed, and of course they keep the wood. Also, pine trees make shitty boards, probably not worth the effort of taking them away.Go for oaks.
>>679014049
>no trailer
>boat is on a trailer
That's definitely some kind of trap
should i upgrade
Fuck this
>>679018620
Use it as a fapputer
>>679018312
I think it might be a joke.
I have a dead tree in my back yard. Maybe I should place an add for free pine tree!
Cool with it
>>679018787
>>679018312
in my state thier are tons of "free tree removal" company's that come in cut them down and process them in your yard and leave a TON of crap behind like sticks and bark and stuff
>>679019079
black goldfish?!?
prob steals all the food from the goldies
>>679015309
hello fellow albertafag
>>679015073
>>679015470
Slats are in the EU, boxsprings in the Americas.
No idea what asians use, etc.
what am I supposed to even do with this?
>>679016847
That might just be mold, anon.
>>679019509
>No idea what asians use
dont they sleep on mats like the Muslims
>>679019593
Wow, get that shit, anon, that can make a godly bunker when the war comes.
>>679019593
Dont be come an accesory to crime anon
>>679015572
Underrated
>>679019593
how the fuck do you move something like that
>>679017587
I'm not sure anon, it's been ages since I looked into it and I'm not gonna do it now, but that MIGHT be a federal offense, depending on how it was interpreted.
Either way they'd throw you in prison.
>>679019898
>>679018076
im joking pls dont raid me fbi
>>679019593
>bury underground
>survive robot apocalypse
>come out one day and try to blend in with your robot overlords
>make funny sitcom about it
>win robot academy awards
>reveal that you are actually human
>robots pay you reparations for killing your ancestors
>robot society crumbles due to SJWbot.exe
>yfw you saved the human race with a thursday night sitcom on robot broadcasting channel
>>679019701
Or tubes, I think it's different per country.
Do muslims sleep on mats?
>>679019593
Put it on craigslist.
>>679018620
dat case tho
>>679019823
Quickly
>>679012688
The worst part is, I'd have to drive to Glen Burnie to get it.
>>679020371
i heard that in Iraq and Afghanistan they all sleep on these sleeping bag type things that are pretty much like mats
https://edmonton.craigslist.ca/zip/5528516379.html
Holy shit
>>679017183
>round lake
bc Mexicans love used tires
>>679019104
>el gato
>>679015572
What a shitty present
Well, alright then
>>679015309
>>679020792
>>679019283
hey guys do you miss the snow?
I feel so lucky
>>679021427
thats actually really good dirt for planting, just top up with about 10 cm black sand fertiliser mix and you could fucking plant crops on that...
>decades of dead leaves and fish composted in oxigen low area
>super high potency slow working fertiliser
the stuff weed plantations are planted on
>>679021540
>come get your picture taken
>not built
>>679018620
>"It has a Pentium Pro dual processor motherboard..."
>"With only one Processor."
Kek, most older server gear will not work with just one CPU if it has space for two.
Good luck finding a Pentium Pro in working condition.
>>679021540
>size/dimensions
>full size
kekt
I shit you not.
>>679022033
pentium pro motherboards work with only 1 processor
>>679014528
That's better than my current home.
>>679021427
I would take it. I have a wet land behind my house and this would fill it in nicely.
Crushed rock pile! oh boy just what I wanted.
I got wood.
>>679022183
Mine doesn't.
I spent two weeks to try to find a Pentium Pro on ebay so my old server would work.
I agree that it will post, but try actually install an OS, and it will crash every time.
And I had to find ECC SD RAM, which was hard. :(
>>679012688
Guess ill start a web show microwaving stupid shit......
HELLO IM JORY CARON AND WELCOME TO, IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE THIS?
>>679013545
Hello Hamilton Bro
>>679022903
HI JORY CARON.
>>679012688
Made out pretty good
Well there was only one thing there... Doesn't look fishy at all.
>>679022903
when I was a kid, I microwaved some action figures. They put off lightning like emperor Palpatine electrocuting Luke Skywalker.
you should try it.
>>679019233
I have a black moor goldfish and a orange telescope and the black one eats all the food from the tank leaving almost no food for the other one. The black one is fat as fuck and the orange is skinny.
>>679023195
"scotch guarded"..."jizz proofed"
>>679022033
>>679022183
>>679022757
here the rest of the add
>>679013631
Screenshot it fgt
Thank you OP
>>679022100
Dubs don't lie happy birthday
>>679015024
>Indiana Jones detected
>>679023327
YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING SAID
>"SPOLIERS AHEAD:"
BEFORE THAT.
FUCK YOU ANON.
>>679020335
did you make that up ll by yourself
that's p.good
>>679023435
someone has totally slept on that couch butt naked.
someone has totally had unprotected sex on that couch
someone has masturbated numerous times on that couch
someone has puked on that couch
someone's dog has pissed on that couch
and you wonder why it's free
>>679017696
nothing bleach won't fix
>>679022100
It's a trap.
>>679013545
fuck the chicken until it dies from anal prolapse
Meh. I've gotten worse.
>>679016645
Good luck with that.
>>679023813
the movie is like 30 years old. I think we can remove spoiler tags after 25 years or so.
spoiler: Jar Jar is an annoying shit
>>679023753
Shit, I didn't even notice that.
>>679023900
She sort of looks like one
>>679018141
>>climbing wall
>>679012688
yay thanx OP
>>679024317
My thoughts as well
>>679020618
I'm 30 minutes from there fag don't u even try to get it cuz I'm on my way
thanks?
>>679024944
Buy yourself a lizard m8
>>679024944
looked like a fat bag of weed when I saw the thumbnail...I was wrong.
>>679022100
how to get aids or killed 101.
>>679014935
ayyy another 603er nice
who wants to get fucked up?
Kitties!!!!
Why didn't they just give em to a homeless person?
>>679016645
roll
Decent I guess
>>679025379
if thats acutally real, you should go pick them up.. they look adorable
Wonder what she did...
>dubs and I get myself another a yorkie
>>679021427
email that person and have them meet you at a stranger's house, then tell them you live there and to just dump all the dirt in the front yard, then after just walk away
>>679026223
get Yorkie and bang the owner
Not an awful little desk.
>>679026343
holy shit do this
>>679026223
roll
>>679026223
Almost trips anon
Wooooh
>>679012688
TV 4 me
I get a fucking shelf bracket
>>679026223
Please do it, please
>>679026200
i'd teach his daughter a life lesson about boys bathrooms if ya know what i mean
>>679025462
They'd have to leave the house. Also maybe serial killer autist neckbeard like you.
>>679022100
Contact her with the following message:
>girl
>>679025292
Use it to bubble girls.
Fml
>>679012688
Happy birthday to me. It actually is my birthday today, surprisingly enough. I'm 25.
Cool b day gift
>>679026223
atleast do it and re sell because yorkies are worth a shit ton.
>>679019823
with a truck /b/ro
it not really rocket science
>>679027292
I'd let you have the girl if you lived close by, just to see if you'd ever come back.
>>679026962
Also I got this one.
We don't really use craigslist out here so I just took the last ad, the third.
Rack up those phone bills, we're going in for a scam!
shit.
seems legit
>>679012688
I DON'T LIKE SNEK!!!!!!!!!!
>>679026223
ankle biter get
>>679027649
>free section
>I'm asking 110
as usual.
>>679016645
roll
>>679027918
Yeah, I noticed that after I posted it.
Well fuck
>>679014049
That font is horrible
>>679022903
Think that already exists I remember seeing something like that
Fuck. I don't watch TV.
>>679028419
>Worked last time I turned it on.
I never tried turning a telly on after I threw it off a roof either. Though it does look rather solid for one that's been thrown off a roof so he most likely just pissed in it.
Cool, what the fuck am I going to do with this?
>>679014526
I would run pure fucking bleach through that thing for 2 hours before I trusted it not to be contaminated with superaids.
I don't fucking want this
>>679027617
Haha wtf
kek
>>679028791
it would still be contaminated with superaids
>>679025074
Crush and smoke anyways
>>679019104
>never litterbox trained
>strictly an indoor cat
piss city
Only cool if they actually worked
>>679029209
post tits of that blonde girl you're talking to
>>679029208
>has never NOT used a liter box
>>679029208
>never not used the litterbox
translated into retard speak: has never shat outside the poop box
>>679028753
> Ohio
Was there anything worth having on that list?
>>679028183
Made me think I had accidentally clicked on my "cringe thread" tab.
>>679027284
Pick him up. He sounds great. What type of cheesecake does he like?
Well...kinda crappy
>>679018063
>Condition: like new
>>679027284
saved
>>679029694
I am ohio too and most of them are couches so
>>679026223
do it
how about a present from germany?
>>679018141
That's kind of like the one I grew up with. Covered in chiggers now.
>>679016645
Roll
>>679029694
All shit all the time.
>>679029045
>>679029138
beat me to it anon
>>679027544
lel
>>679030433
Do famous people actually use pictures of themselves to post? It would be ingenious as no one would ever suspect it is them.
I get monkeys.
>>679025655
>Foco
My nigga
>>679023195
lol look at that right cushion.. its flat as hell and the other one is like new.. you know it was used by some fatass neckbeard who had a hard time leaving the basement to leave such an indentation in that cushion
couch is probably full of potato chips and spilled soda
>>679014526
guy probably caught his wife cheating in that thing
>>679016645
Do the tree hugger thing and set up camp around the trees so no one can cut them down.
>>679017183
FREE TIRES I WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT,.
MUCH DRIFTING!
>>679026200
damn I would get that just so I could cut a hole in it and fuck the shit out of it
>>679031588
HEIL HITLER MA NIGGA
oh, and your intentionally inflammatory windows you have open garnered no responses. so fuck you.
Fucking ugly couch.
>>679028183
He's describing marriage pretty well
>>679027284
>free rooster for sale
>free
>for sale
sounds like a trap bro
>>679019593
methlab/10
As it just so happens, today is my birthday.
Am I reading this add wrong, or is this guy asking for stuff, not giving it? So my birthday gift is to give this guy shit?
>>679017183
you could start your own tire repair buisnesss
>>679023195
>basement
>one crushed cushion
From one basement dwelling neckbeard to another
>>679031980
No one knows how to take a decent picture. Saw this a lot when I was house hunting. Triggered as fuck.
>>679032654
But it looks sooooooo squishy ...plus you can get it reupholstered
I won a goat
http://guelph.craigslist.ca/zip/5535014087.html
>>679033148
Wait wtf. Why is it set to Ohio. I live in NJ. Here's my actual birthday gift. And it's actually pretty nice. I might actually get it.
>>679033133
Gonna smell like disgusting cats though
>>679033444
Dubs n trips...so...what HAVE you done to your taco?
>>679020335
underrated
Awesome, I can afford some meth with this.
>>679033423
what the fuck
>>679019593
You could turn it into a lab...
>>679033749
Today, I've put a new sticker on it. Pic related, it's the white one. Also, I filled it with gas and did a visual confirmation that my fuel leak issue is from the same spot as before. No good, m8. Otherwise, I just drove it.
San Antonio sucks
>>679034019
Free goat. Can't go wrong.
>>679034227
I bet that goat will be gone asap now that it has been posted. That is a lot of sex for some random anon.
>>679012688
Boom !!! What shall I name it ?
>>679012688
Im get all th bitches now
ay not bad
>>679020335
Good damn it. Just when I was about to leave this shit hole, a beautiful ray of sunshine pierces the cancer.
>>679034888
Get on that shit.
>>679016070
Damn, I bet that was a nice tree
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