>>679002587
>a nigger running in germany

>>679002587
Guys smoke weed...
Guys bumble around town...
Guys get monkey...
Guys ruin movie...
Matt damon

>>679002587
gipsy wedding in Yugoslavia

>>679003027
Jay and Silent Bob strikes back

>Some homo in black Latex thinks he is a total badass and fights an autist wearing his underwear above his spandex
>spandexguys thinks he can shoot laserbeams
>both end up kissing and having gay secs for entire five seconds

>>679003955
Batman vs Superman

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>>679004065
you did it

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Works at store...
Isn't suppose to be there....
Store ends up on fire in second movie....
She sucked 37 dicks....
Video store...

>>679002587
>girl lives in Orwellian dystopia
>gets picked to kill a bunch of people
>joins a rebellion
>overthrows government
>loses everyone she ever loved in the process

>>679005842
V for vendetta?

>>679005842
Hungry games

>>679005614
Clerks

>>679005614
Clerks

> man finds out his gf is cheating on him with his best friends
> chooses suicide over cuckdom
> amazing acting

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>>679006626
The acting was glorious and you know it. He emoted like a motherfucker! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART!

>>679002587
i remember this movie about 15 years ago it was about a teenager who kidnap people in a building and then mtv come to the building to interview him he gets out when he reach his pocket he was shot by a sniper and his gf cry

(sorry for the bad english)

>>679006804
WHY LISA, WHY?

>>679003674
My big fat Greek wedding

>>679002587
>Nigger and old bag save world from aliens
>ballchinnigan

>>679007545
MIB?

>>679008039
Yeparoonie

Post apocalyptic
Scare resources
Uses v8 engines

>>679008517
Mad max

>>679008517
newfag detected

>>679002587
Martyrs

>>679002587
>two siblings
>bohemian rich father dies
>adopted by crazy ass lutheran priest stepfather
>Some jew and and an asexual creature help them defeat him by making the big bro to look him in a magical mirror.
> Sweden

>wwe
>wrestler committes terrible crime
>wrestler dies
>cnn does a 60 minutes on it
>former world heavyweight champion

>Poor fag goes on boatride
>uses PUA to seduce some hot chick
>chick has BF, BF goes mad
>Fucks her anyway
>boat goes underwater
>dude tries to dive, dies
>bitch get another BF cause she is a Hoe

>beta faggot wasting all time on comp
>goes out to club once
>gets druged by some nigger
>gets paranoya runs away
>ends up in terrorist organisation

>>679009259
60 minutes: The Chris Benoit Story

>>679009562
Winrar

>nigger and white guy with mullet
>nigger shoots a guy who keeps saying the same word

>Dude plays guitar on giant amp
>his bro gets fucked by terrorists
>almost fucks his own mum

>Couple gets married
>The dude get hit in the head by a machine at work
>Guy is now quadriplegics
>Tell wife to go fuck strangers and then tell the stories to him so he can get horny
>Crazy ass bitch think this will cure him
>Go to a ship fill with sadistic sailors who beat the shit out of her.
>Bitch dies after getting to the hospital where his husband was
>Husband heals miraculously while she arrives
>Throw her body to the see at funeral
>Bells ringing from the skies
>Everybody is happy

>>679006804
oh, hey johnny. I didnt know it was you

>sausage fest at the north pole
>dog joins party
>absorbs some of the dudes
>everybody gets paranoid
>head grows spider legs
>Research station is blown up
>survivors get drunk

>wimpy kid
>gets abused at home
>goes to new school
>makes friends
>gets bullied at school
>plays with sticks n shit
>throughout the years becomes bully
>tries to kill worst bully using stick
>segregates group of classmates based on colour
>headmaster dies
>kid is sad
>eventually kills the main protagonist, the dark lord

>>679009952
Pulp fiction or lethal weapon?

>>679011151
da thing

>>679011517
The wave?

>>679011587
Correcto

>>679011151
The thing, easy

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>>679011151

>make robot
>retarded delinquints steal it
>robot becomes like nigger
>fights other robot
>tfw i am a robot now

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>>679006804
I've met Tommy Wiseau and let me tell ya, that wasn't acting. That was just Tommy being Tommy

>be strong independant womyn
>on ship
>visit other place
>someone gets preggo
>dies during childbirth
>ugly little cunt baby
>baby tries to murder everyone
>throw the little cunt out of my ship

>>679009313
Titanic

>>679011607
nope. I must be thinkin of a different movie because to me the wave is about a guy lookin to find out about the predicted apocalypse

>>679011835
chappie?

>>679011517
harry potter lol

>>679011517
give you a clue, this one is technically a series and is very popular

>>679012529
yep

>be me
>born in a lab
>escape
>major identity crisis
>make other clones on private island to feel less lonely
>some random kid comes, gets angry I cloned his mouse
>I beat the shit out of him
>meet my original
>fucking childish cunt
>fight
>random kid gets stoned

>>679012351
winrar

>EVERYONE IS A CANNIBLE
>some fag cucks his teacher
>north korea won the space race
>white people are now the niggers

>>679009552
the matrix lol

>>679012691
thought you meant actual niggers, hence the (?)

>>679012879
well technically chappie was black

>>679012645
dont know about mouse but, the island or the sixth day?

>dad has a midlife crisis
>trip to paris, lets me take my friends along
>gold digger tries to get with my dad
>notonmywatch.jpg
>crash wedding with the crew and show that french fries true intentions
>get dad hooked up with other lady and go back home for wedding

>be white cuck
>have to go help out at slum
>refugeeswelcome.jpg
>get shit on my face
>slowly become like refugees
>tfw white people want me dead now
>refuee bro helps me, says he wants to go back to his country and help me
>help him
>he fucking leaves me and goes back to his place of origin
>fucking prawns

>have one best friend and a GF
>hang out with best friend really late one night
>shows me his cool new toy he made
>i give the toy a new spin
>group of bullies comes and hurts friend
>i take the toy and run
>Get lost while escaping
>have to find my way back to friend with help of crazy scientist
>make it back to my friend, hes not hurt anymore and I end up getting a brand new truck 4x4, sick af, GF asks for a ride

>>679013115
nope
hint: it's animated

>>679013484
District 9 my dude.

>>679013510
Back to the future

>>679013603
nice

>>679013484

District 9

>>679013555
win, guess the last line made it too easy

>>679013510

Back 2 teh future

>>679013674
really did. I wouldve left it out.

>>679002587
>Spirited Away

>beta fag fucks fuck beta cunt
>beta fag killls beta cunts pparents
>both killing other fags

>dmt movie

>>679005842
Star wars?

>orphans get tortured by shitty aunt
>one orphan died
>the end

>>679009989
back to the future

What does ITT mean? SORRY new fag here

>>679012146
Alien

>midlife crisis
>killing people
>trying to not getting pedophile

>>679014415
fucking finally

>>679014518
God Bless America

>illusive magic
>magic is real?
>no, they are just twins

>>679014365
lurk moar

>>679011151
>north pole

>>679014365
in this thread.

also GTFO

>>679014652
correct

>>679014702
the prestige

>>679013529
ahahaaa Pokemon

> tomboy has ticklish pussy
> wants sex but no guy will fuck her
> I didn't even finish watching it
> I jerked off several times to this movie
> actor is the mother

>>679014899
correct

>husband cheats on wife
>wife goes to an asylum
>hole in stomach
>decapitation at a funeral

>>679013389
Rugrats

>no money
>no tv
>no heroin
>no gf
>no arm

>>679015190
Requiem for a Dream

>>679011151
Easy. The thing ! !

> "I AM INVINCIBLE!!!"

>>679015258
correct

>revenge
>spaghetti western
>assassin

>>679012645
Pokémon the Movie: 150 vs 151

>>679015187
aye

>>679012146
Alien !

> 2 or 3 koreans in china
> they fuck with each other
> the nice stupid one is the evil within

>>679014967
you win. I need some fap material NOW. which movie?

>>679015324
once upon a time in west

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>>679002587
>4chan user lures jailbait to cave
>rapes her
>kills her
>doesn't get caught
>jailbaits sister starts doing some investigating
>finds out anon did it
>anon ends up dying in the ending

>nuclear war
>whole bunch of shit
>the fuck
>explosions
>fuck this shit, I'm out

>>679015753
Nope. More hints:
>swords
>snakes

>>679014365
In this thread. Yw

>>679012645
>Donald Trump's America

>>679015838
psycho

>>679014232
Fuck, my mom was telling me about that movie the other day, i cant remember the name though

>>679014652
Best movie ever

>>679016100
>psycho
no

>>679015838
Gone?

>>679014967
Sleepaway Camp?

>stupid hippy bitch, fat sperglord, pedofork and slut all have connecting storylines
>kid finally ejaculates

>>679016345
no

>>679012645
Pokemon 2000

>>679015312
Goldeneye

>>679014743
Ty so much :)

>>679015930
Yw? What is that

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>>679016056
>idiocracy
>ouch, my balls
>muh electrolites

>>679015930
Just joking ty for informing me

big boat
guy could fit on boat but drowns

>>679006804
It's naht troo aye deed naht het her aye deed naaaaht

>Fail to save animal
>Live with monks until needed again
>Unravel complex mystery involving deception and betrayal
>Climb out of rhino ass
>Prevent war

>>679005842
hunger games

>autist hits on next door neighbour
>drowns Jew on the beach
>becomes human-sized legume

>>679016686
Indeed ;)))

>>679017216
Ace ventura

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>>679009952
Pulp fiction

>Old racist fart with cool whip
>Beta immigrant kid
>Even more beta 21 year old priest
>Incest

>>679017003
>Wanna go watch a movie?
>Ass

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>>679012645
Pokemon the movie

>Some girl and some guy get stuck in dreams

>>679017118

Oh hi mark

>repressed furry and ego: the dude in the movie
>they start fighting and shit
>ego: the dude has magic so rapes the repressed furry
>furry has frosted radioactive cum found beneath the ice
>uses that to assfuck ego: the dude
>random literally who tell them to stop fighting
>because fuckhuge monstrosity is absorbing nukes
>they go fight fuckhuge guy
>they get peepeeslammed
>eventually they win and someone goes bald

shouldn't be too hard

>>679017917

Gran torino

>kids in boat
>millie is a jap cunt

>>679014232
grillnxtdoor

>be me
>aliens attack
>fight aliens
>brother dies
>quit that shit because bro is ded
>come outta retirement
>blow the ocean up with a nuke
>save the day

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>Alpha Flys a car into the past
>Alpha Fucks up some gangrene nigs
>Alpha Fucks a babe
>Alpha can't remember words
>Alpha. As. Fuck
Should be easy.

>>679019786
Pacific Rim Job

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>>679019786
Pacific rimjob

>>679017532
drove

>>679005842
hunger edge

>>679002587
a really big ship sinks

>>679003526
Dom za vesanje?

>>679006626
Clay Pigeons?

>>679002587
>Shit my brother is in hospital
>Must kick pajeet

two rooms one toilet

fuck italian

goes home

tries to get fucked

lady confronts

remembers italian dick

comes back

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>Beta fag wants to cuck
>Beta fag didn't want to be cucked

>1st was amazing
>2nd was okay
>3rd was a horrible abomination
>Smart dog turned retarded
>stone gaint turned retarded

>weed
>nicesliceofbutter.mp4
>weed everywhere

>>679010060
Your life?

>>679020808
Pineapple Express mate

>>679020537
>dick the birthday boy

>Grown woman is women
>Mommy likes BDSM
>Her daughter doesn't

>>679020911
Faggot

>>679020915
Also. Pic sort of related.

>Beta fags try to impress girls by getting some alcohol
>Beta fags get in some weird situations
>Beta fags get on the girls' party
>1 Beta fag ends up in puke and the other one ends up puking on the girl

>be born
>uncle is a jackass and likes to fuck with me
>stupid bird won't piss off
>think killed father
>run from home and live out teen years with two outcasts
>wild animals kill uncle
>happily ever after

>planet
>blue monkeys
>icanfeelthedirtonmytoes.jpeg

>green text test

>>679021113
MCLOVIN

>>679021005
Milk

>>679021283
4CHAN

>>679021283
BINGO

>>679021360
AYYY

>>679018423
Inception lol

>>679020736

Neverending story?

>>679021430
bingo

>bitch got giant head
>bitch is bevil bitch
>fucking chess
>hot skeletor chick
>hot skeletor chick was elsa before it was cool
>johnny depp

>rape victim
>gf fucks him in the ass even though he says NO
>not rape

>>679021786
Alice in wonderland

>>679021246
Avatar

>>679021786
Alice in Wonderland?

>>679015324
Sukiyaki Western Django

>>679003027
Grandma's boy

>>679021786
Alice in Wonderland 2010

>1st one was great
>2nd one was the same shit
>3rd one involves the alpha forgetting the words
>TV show is pretty damn good

>Go to visit my grandpa
>Stupid beta sister comes too
>Dude I like is there visiting my grandpa too
>Bug the shit out of him the whole time
>He's kind of a dick
>Then some buff asshole comes and tries to mug us
>Chases us into the woods
>Get lost in the woods
>ohshit.jpg
>Gotta get back to my grandpa
>The guy I like gets nicer
>He's really smart, way smarter than me
>I try to act like I understand, but he's talking about frogs or some shit and I don't get it
>Finally almost back to my grandpa
>Three dickheads try to fight us
>Beat up one, but the other two are still here
>Buff asshole from before comes in and kicks their asses
>Guess he's not so bad after all
>Find grandpa, go home
>Not too bad a weekend

>>679021180
Disney's The Lion King (tm)

>heroin
>steals tv
>heroin
>sells heroin
>amphetamines
>heroin
>crazy house
>death

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>>679021113
>"You scratch our back, we scratch yours."
>"Funny thing is my back is located on my cock."

>Kid
>dead dad
>people that talk to kid
>kid runs away
>people that talk invite him out
>he goes out
>haircut
>bitchy mum
>fuck immigrants
>nigger gets beat up

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>>679022396
Back to the Nigger.

>>679020256
>>679017113
titanic

>>679023268
spotting trains

>>679023772

Nope

>>679023268

Two more hints

>game show
>loses an arm

>>679024203
ASS2ASS

>>679024203
Already had this one here
>>679015258

>guys shoot up heroin
>underage sex scene
>move to London
>get money of of drugs
>1 guy steals all money
>born slippy plays
>end of movie

>>679021786
too easy mate. thats alice

>>679024348

Mothafucka...

>>679002587
>guy wanna fuck a phone

>>679017216
jim carrey ace ventura. Cmon man what other movie has a dude climbing out of a rhinos arsehole

>>679023268
pulp fic?

>>679015838
hard candy?

>>679023656
that was obscure

>>679002587
ww2 planes found in desert
fast klieg light things being chased on freeway
guy gets pictures of volcanoe in his head
gets suntan
toddler goes through catflap
guy argues with wife, throws garden things through window to build model volcano
sees volcano on tv runs off with nother woman
in estate car .. gets picked up by people in gas masks.
gets to mountain and sees more klieg lights, cool music. meets ww2 pilots

>>679026585
Close Encounters

>>679024454
Drive

>>679011151
olive the other reindeer

>>679026941
bingo