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That kid is brootally cringy
C'mon yall. Lets see some autismals
>>678995662
nice thumbnail anon an hero plz
>>mfw no qt3.14 animu gf
>>678995832
My bad I didn't realize it saved like that
Mai waifu pillow
>>Fat is not a four letter word
No shit fatty fatty boom-balatty
>>678995470
That's a fucking winner right there.
Science H Logic will no one else supply some cringe
This kid is a retard
You ever wonder if fatties forget to wash between a fat roll or do they just not give a fuck
Don't worry anons, I gatchu
>>678996809
The only cringe worthy thing here is that fucking overcooked steak, holy shit.
>>678996883
Much appreciated I've just been dumping
>>678997243
That E-nail is plugged into the wall won't that electrocute him if it falls in the tub?
>>678996883
Much appreciated /b/retheren
>>678997243
Yea but he takes baths with a plugged in e nail doing dabs with a plate on his dick
>>678997382
Dying in such a stupid fashion fits well for someone who eats steak that burnt
>>678997243
>>678997382
Or the fact that hes jacking his ego off about dabbing and cooking and bathing, things that don't deserve praise
>>678995730
It's one thing to get fat. It's another to get fat and then convince yourself that being fat is better than being a healthy weight.
>>678997663
I think these are all valid points
This shit
>>678995967
It's like some kind of faggot chainmail protecting him from social experiences.
>>678997313
Just have a couple more.
>>678997613
Preach it. Anyone who eats hocky pucks deserves to be pulled out of the gene pool
>>678997863
for the human´s sake .... tell me this is fake
>>678995796
Bmth lyrics
>>678995130
We already have the word "cumdumpster".
Ahh the misfortune and poor social skills of others, the only thing that makes my miserable existence seem worth continuing
>>678998168
Shit idk
I can't take it anymore...
>>678998299
Noice dubs and an accurate assessment
>>678997794
I had a good chuckle. Thanks for that.
>>678996281
Is that a fucking mac pillow why do I want one
>>678998427
talk shit get hit, ni666a
>>678998472
>>678997694
the two of them are perfect for each other, i was cringing at the girl for the most part but
>SO FUNNY MY EYEBALL JUST ROLLED OUT
>>678998616
It is and i asked myself the same thing when i saw it
>>678998191
That makes is extra cringy
>>678998026
this has to be satire
Last slice of bread.
>>678999033
I wish. The people I know that were sharing it were in no way being satirical.
>>678999001
Dude thats sooooo funny and über original. You deserve a fucking medal
>>678999028
What am i looking at?
>>678996323
this would be hilarious, if it wasn't fake
>>678997535
>Donna Crump
>Donald Crump
>Donald Trump
>>678999053
Your efforts were valiant and are very much appreciated anon
>>678995796
9/10
That guys got talent. Not the cunt with the tat, The artist
>>678998481
is this real life
pleasetell me this is staged
>>678997904
Is that boner robin?
>>678995130
https://youtu.be/b5hp0I0WKdo
>>678999508
It must bum talented tattoo artists out when they have to do cringy tats
>>678997794
Actually KEK'D
>>678995796
This is well done tho
>>678998282
> xDD
>>678998458
Isn't this the guy that does all the shitty low budget costumes?
>>678998282
I rarely get such an urge to slap myself in the face. How can people be such morons and why are there always some faggots who pretend it's the greatest thing ever?
>>678999638
.... rage RAGE RAGE
>>678999799
Natural selection at work.
>>678998792
based af tbh fam
>>678999475
Nvm just went deep into the archives and found top quality shit....enjoy the cringe.
>>678999426
yeah thats shopped as fuck
>>678999608
Holy fucking shiiit I'm dying! How the fuck can you look "hardcore" or "metal" while wearing a Fucking diaper. Jesus Fucking Christ this is what our ancestors died in battle trying to stop.
>>678999638
She basically led to her moms death
Thats' a bad pussy
>>678998481
Jesus christ... just insult her best friend why don't you... That was fucking rough.
>>678995796
cool quote but gay as a tattoo
>>679000573
That's not cringe you Fucking idiot.
>>678995470
Mother of god...
>>678998472
>2016
>still not doing big cums like our hero
>mfw
>>679000715
What goes through these kids heads.
>>man all these chicks are gonna see how classy i am and then fuck me right then and there
Like christ on a crutch
>>678995662
>brony shit
>>678995931
please for the love of all that is holy sauce
>>679000981
How bout this?
>>679000884
She used to work at the same restaurant my buddy did. I wish i was still living in Allston and knew about her bullshit so i could have gotten her locked up for criminal negligence l. But i also heard she was a troll. God i hope she was a troll
>>678998427
Fukken based
>>679001335
Its a maymay. Its not rocket science to find the origins
>>678997794
Kek thanks for new reaction image
>>678997904
This pic made mě so sad... Poor little guy
>>678995967
I dunno what's worse, the chainmail with +5 vagina moisture removal or his gay fucking handbag
>>678997884
What's wrong with hex upper lip?
>>678999638
wow... there's no emoticon for what i'm feeling.
>>679000340
Yep, I think he is actually really good at this shit (los budget cosplay)
>>678998458
holy fucking shit my sides
>>679000923
Te quote is from a faggy middle school problems post hardcore band. My ex dragged me to one of thier shows and the front man walked off stage cause a beach ball bounced on stage
>>678997313
Oh fuck, that's a neckbreaker.
>>679000397
Dont worry, she is a attention whore troll
>>679001694
sorry ..... that was the wrong
>>679001001
Right. Like how can you think that being that grime is acceptable. Even if you do have a bergina
>>679001839
did she died?
>>678998458
This just has to be a joke.
>>679000822
is that a proposal in a mcchicken? ahahhahhahhaahaha 10/10
>>678997884
this bitches mouth reminds me of darth vader's ventilator
>>679001860
becuase women do not fart .....
>>679001100
That's totally gonna get her to drop them drawers. Like how did it backfire
Random
>>678999440
Thank you.
>>678996862
some forget
why do you think they smell so bad?
>I'm tired
>my joints hurt
>but its not because I'm fat
>>679001335
Its from a british talkshow kind of like the view or oprah and the topic was the obesity problem. Just try to google it man
>>678995470
ggwp close the thread
>>679000726
that's because majority of our ancestors fought on the wrong side in WW2, and probably in WW1 too........
.
>>678999760
omg this always makes me wonder what happened before and after the photo was taken
>>678998026
Looks like a cock with wings...I suppose it may as well be.
>>678996515
>doesn't know what "four letter word means"
>confirmed underage b&
>>679001960
They are. Dude has been making a ton of these.
I just... I can't... I can't read anymore of that crap...
God, what are we becoming?
>>679000715
the "craving attention" starter kit
Does anyone have that picture of a woman winning a ps4 contest with a shitty pic?
>>678995130
I dunno man, I remember saying shit like this used to get girls really wet back in high school
It does seem dumb now, but if it gets teenage girls wet, it can't be totally useless
>>679001766
it's the way they chose to show that they don't care about their weight anymore
>>679001694
this is fucking cat necrophilia, but the cringe thing are people who think that cat is trying to resurrect that dead one
>>679002105
Fucking hell you got me
>>679001960
It's a guy who does a ton of low cost cosplay.
He's fully aware it's complete garbage.
It's pretty funny
>>679002245
These two extremes meeting. both so terrible in their own way. These two polarized cringelord, each a prime example on their end of the cringespectrum. There's a certain beauty to it.
Lost.
>>679002518
Hold on ill show you a pic of this kid, he's 25 she's 30 and she messaged me saying help after he did it
>>678998662
>George is power
>George is fear
>>679002824
Must be a trap, right?
>>679002824
........................................................
>>679000340
Are you fucking retarded?
>>678999001
lol look at how this guy cares about his appearance
what a fag
>>679002518
>>679002768
Here's the king
>>679000573
Funny az fuk
The most cringeworthy thing on the Internet.
Elliot Rodger 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq5gFW54C0Q
>>678998026
Thats Robbie Blumpkin's shit. Hes a retarded faggot but pretty funny.
>>679000822
>landwhales pretending that burgers proposed to them
>mfw landwhales prefer to marry food over men
>>678997829
>>679001573
>Chainmail
It's like you faggots don't even fag
>>678995850
How is this cringe, this is ylyl stuff here, I leffed
>>678999331
Its a medium fat woman in an extra large fat bodysuit
>>678998168
please...stay safe
>>679002968
Took me way too long to realize
Top kek
>>678999265
>rancid swine
"nice guy"
lost
>>679003025
A goldmine of cringe. I mean i can feel his beta aura through the screen
>>679002311
Prolly nothing
>>678997829
>>679001573
Scale-mail, you bloody shits, also it's just probably for some theatre thing he's doing, he's at a high school after all.
>>678999033
It's 100% satire
>>678997491
> autistic*
>>679001411
I'm always amused by how many things have fucking labels on them in these cartoons.
>>679002362
Dude I understand that they are saying that fat should not be considered an insult or a curse word like fuck shit cunt ect and most of those are four letter words. I am just insulting those skin bags full of cottage cheese
>>679000770
i feel bad for this guy
>>678998458
cant remember his name
but dude does shit loads of these
>>679003025
Who tha fuck is this dude
>>678998472
i swear i know this guy. he works as a bag boy at Kroger. holy shit, hilarious.
>>678999265
>rancid swine
every fucking time
Jesus fucking christ
http://geraldgeraldursson.deviantart.com/
I hate that website
>>678999265
>rancid swine
this one gets me every time
>>678998427
How is this cringe?
>>679003577
Checked.
He's the most narcissistic person I know that screams for chicken nuggets and Mac and cheese from his mom, demands girls bang him, and deserves our money more then we do. He wrote the message in the OP
>>678997904
This isn't really that cringy, I've had worse birthdays
>>678995931
The only problem in this country is denial
>>678998481
If it was Zyzz that bitch would've been acting a lot different. She wouldn't have mentioned anything about this "boyfriend".
>>679002567
>cat necrophilia
>>678995931
Dude it can't be real. Americans always surprise me with their stupidty
>>679003863
Name?
>>678995850
How is trolling feminazies cringe?
>>679003125
>2016
>getting his armour class wrong
>bet they don't even know their own THAC0
>>679002311
The dude owns a club or something and he visited /b/ not so long ago.
>>679003855
>>679003886
sorry that i was not able to catch your standard ....
>>678997833
Oh boy...
>>679004062
Rather not say but he's Muslim
>>678998427
>10 points to griffindor
>>678999028
ugh what is that creature
>>679001224
I've seen this posted in every cringe thread and have never been able to read past that first line.
>>678999028
how can be someone proud oh having a body like that. it's just horrendous. damn it amerifats
>>678999331
Early concept art for the stay puft marshmallow man
>>679002824
ugh you can almost smell the sweat and doritos
>>678998327
This is pretty lame but I like the style. Looks like it would be a decent album cover if fine by a professional. Like the artist standing next to a wall of graffiti
>>679003366
Its because in this day in age people have no concept of subtlety, and no ability to comprehend it. I mean if a message isnt ham fistedly walloped over the reader or viewers head they wont be able to understand it. Idocracy here we come.
>>678999028
It's like she's wearing a suit of lard.
And the worst part is that she's proud of this.
>>679000770
The bigger question is: How the hell can one fall in love over internet? I don't get that. I would want to see her with my own eyes before falling in love... or whatever that insanity is called.
>>678997535
Can't these people just, I dunno, die?
>>678999001
>thin but not scrawny skeleton
>good posture
>shirt color is somewhat poor taste but otherwise well dressed
>pretty good facial aesthetics except the lips
Only purely negative points would be the pattern on his tie and too much hair gel.
No cringe here.
>>678999028
Mash mellow woman?
>>679002311
Him staring at this poor girl slack jawed and hoping she will reward all his nice guy activities with sex
>>678997884
How does she know that they are cis or even identify as men? She needs to check her privilege
>>678998844
is this triple dubs?
>>679000715
You can even see the girl in the top left laughing at him
>>679001335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
>>679002296
It's australian you cunt
>>679004809
When I was 16 I feel in love with a 10/10 over the internet.
>>678995538
Ahh that photo.. you reminded me so many things.. thank you
>>679004859
white shirt would have made it all work, sans the Nutter jeans.
>it's me goku
>>679003863
>>679004062
>>679004403
And don't forget, he lives with his parents who shower him woth cash clean his room and coddle him like a child and he say they are abusive. He has crashed 8 cars, totalled 5, all paid for by his parents, amd they still let him live at home and bought him another car after the last one. He is the epitome of cringe. Just thinking anout this faggot makes me rage.
>>678996883
>jew? Hope not
I like this guy already
>>679004802
I've been the bf in situations like this
my gf never lets me just ruin the guy, which I assume is what happened here given all the bf said was "Someone Jealous"
I don;t mean ruin by beating him up, I mean ruin mentally and emotionally to help him become a better person and not a self entitled gook
>>678998662
If real then it's a lot less cringe-worthy and more feels inducing.
It's a kid getting bullied and that's his only way to cope.
>>678998662
This actually made me a little sad to be honest.
>>679003675
oh fuck i love it
>>679003886
hate to break it to you...
>>678998427
this is now a badass thread
>>678995470
I cant look away.
>>679004612
An average tumblrett. But you are obligated to find her attractive or you are a sexist shitlord. But she doesn't have to lower her standards just because of weight, cause she is a beautiful womyn you cishet oppresor
>>678997535
Fake, font is wrong
>>678999033
>>678999264
it is dont worry
>>678999028
Holy mother of god.
>>679004660
A product of the "every one is special and a winner and perfect and you can do no wrong and everyone gets a trophy" parenting style of the 90's
>>679004991
Right like ugh just cause someone appears to be a cis male dosent mean they arent trigender jello/asteroidkin
>>679005075
"MOOOOOOOM!!!! I GOT A RARE GET ON 4CHIN!!!!!"
>>679005062
Shit dude i lost
>>679001694
No feelings touchen lol
>>678999028
>I never put my body out there in full view
That camera is like 20 feet away and one of her cankles is still out of the frame.
>>679005222
Omg sp sorry, ill go slef flagulate now as penance. And noice trips
>>678995967
Probably deflects bullets. Smart kid.
>>679004361
Fuck me. They little bit of poop on the back of the rim of the seat
>>679006354
I bet you cant see her feet cause of the fat roll drooping off her shin
>>678998792
I'd vote for him.
>>679004050
pretty sure this is in the UK. denial is everywhere anon. even inside YOU
>>679000388
that one got me, that one really got me
>>679000915
Only one black dildo, better than i thought
>>678999638
That has to be fake. She even calls it "my house" when she was clearly living at home.
If its real I say we donate her to ISIS.
>>679001766
Atleast they're exercising
>>679000715
The cane that he has leaning against his seat got me. kek
>>678999638
This has to be fake
>>679000915
i laughed harder than i should have.
>>679007389
Yeah it is, she is well was "squirrel kin" but she's lieing about the meds
>>678997833
some are cp tier
>>679004764
Especially true for this comic's target audience.
>>678997884
>Tagged: Le Dark Memer
...
>>679004050
>americans
>doesn't know that this is from an Australian show.
>kek achieved.
>>679007215
I want to atart marketing feed bags like they have for horses to these disgusting wastes of life. " Now you can stuff your gullet full of your favorite grease coated snacks and rant on tumblr about the non existent patriarchy at the same time. Coming soon to a Walmart near you the Femi-Feedbag!!! Only $49.99"
>>678997535
do downies get more money for children?
>>679003470
the girl is hot
>>678998472
guy has 100% got Aspergers. People with Aspergers on social media are fucking genius.
>>678998254
this is boogie, right?
https://youtu.be/gbasvkiueFY
>>679004044
Gangas are Mirin hard brah and I'm Mirin too tbh. No homo.
>>679005113
i sincerely hope that's fake
>>678997904
Honestly that's pretty boss in my opinion. All he needs is some cool drugs like weed and acid.
The only thing that makes it sad is he's young and normally bday parties are festive with friends and shit. That shit don't matter when you're older and jaded about the world though.
>>679004547
>>679004403
You're killing me, Smalls...
>>679007389
Yeah she exists and is an insane tumblr feminist but she didnt kill her ma
>>679008341
Yup all mental handicaps and physical disabilities
>>679005387
I laff every time
>>678997627
Ants!
>>679002824
That last guy with the brain age sign on his head always makes me lose it.
