Self bump !!

Sir egg the head

>>678994941
Oh come on

>>678994861
you can't self bump

>>678994662
when you can't grow hair, so you grow a hair-like beard

>>678995076
You don't like the beard ?

>>678994662
Your ugly as sin, girl not bad

Wear a hat, dude! Or something. I mean, come on man. You must know how ridiculous that ostrich egg sitting atop your neck looks.

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Rate me

>>678994662
Tits or gtfo

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>>678994662
Kakariko Village / 10

>>678995347
Dumb pseudo-rooster hair, otherwise a pretty decent looking fellow.

>>678995518
Kek

>>678994662
your head looks like an avocado i r8 avocado/10 i like avocados

IMG_9217.png

>>678995518
Lolololol, OP, this is you in a nutshell.
Or should I say EGGSHELL.

And my captcha was just eggs kekalekin really hard over hurr

>>678995531
Yea I agree with you on the hair. It's far too long and unmanageable.

>>678995566
dubs be truth

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>>678994662
OP, your family line is a proud and noble one...

>>678995877
Right back at you

>>678995826
kek

>>678995877
Dubs be truth

>>678995826
winrar post dick now

Humpty Dumpty sat on a chair
Humpty Dumpty lacked him some hair
All the fingers pointing
And all the children giggling
Couldn't make Humpty Dumpty wear a FUCKING HAT

>>678995826
kek

>>678996152
Kek

>>678995826
Fucking kekeke !!

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me irl, hi cia

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you look a bit like Jimmy Mcgill. Any relation? :D

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>>678996423
kek

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>>678996479
Kek

>>678994662
4/head

Yous a ugly ass muffugah mah nigguh. Ol cueball headed ass and shit

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That's kinda an older pic ... But yes I do I have a bad hairline I guess ..

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>>678996424
uncucked

>>678996725
You do. You should totally kill yourself over it.

>>678994662
Upside down face

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>>678996725

>>678996725

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAGSHDJSKFLSLSSHAHA Jesus, you're not helping your case with this picture. Is your name Eggbert?

>>678996725
shit nigger what are you doing?
go all bald or no bald...

It's like shaving your balls, you don't just make sure the half is hairless, you gotta do the whole thing.

>>678996725
What hairline?

>>678997132
Fucking kek I spit food all over my keyboard

>>678996725
Eggland's Best has a new mascot?

>>678996725
It's beyond me that an ugly, balding fag like yourself could score a girl like her. I'm saying she's your cousin.

>>678996725
Is this real or some oc set I've never seen? There is no way your hair is like that and you're actually talking to us

>>678997322
Dubs speak truth.

>>678996725
20 head

>>678997322
A girl like what? A 6/10 lol?

>>678996725
you have a mole ontop of your head, its probably cancer and its probably for the best. Cut it along with all that hair you aint gonna need it where youre going

>>678996725
Thats a fuckin sevenhead not a fore head.
Man you is one ugly motherfucker.
have you googled " The Mekon"

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No ... It's me and not my cousin my fiancé

>>678996725
why do you care what a bunch of internet guys think if you have a banging gf?

Is this a new meme ? It can't be real

>>678997132
so much kek

Wait, are we posting face or just shitting on OP?

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>>678997132

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>>678995566
>fooled around
>got triple doubles

>>678994662
Jesus Christ. You look thirty while the girls still in her teens

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Rate

Dude. Shave your fucking head. Being bald isn't a choice, but shaving all your head off is. Trust, it will look very nice. You have a good shaped melon.

>>678997991
Isn't that a compliment?

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r8 m8

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>>678997865
Top Kek!!

>>678998028
3/10

Take the hood off.

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rate

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Hello.

>>678994662
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

>>678994662
You look like Karl Pilkington's amish brother

>>678998131
Pedostache/10

>>678998028
>>678998131
>>678998222

I can't, I'm not attracted to men

>>678998028
you look like you ate a dozen of Hot Pockets and are contemplating your whole existence while holding the urge to shit yourself

>>678997991
with a face like that, teens are the only way to get laid

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>>678995826

Lellllllllllllllll

>>678998731
You make that sound like a bad thing

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>>678998338
You do not need to be attracted to a man to see if he's good looking. One might say that your reluctance to gauge a man's attractiveness is in itself a sign that you aren't comfortable with your orientation.

>>678997731
WELCOME TO 4CHAN FAGGOT

>>678998659
10/10

>>678998855
Wrong guy mate. I think you're talking to >>678998353

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>>678998855
rate me then

>>678997731
newfag?

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>>678998659
Holy shit dude. Did you fall on the face in the hornet's nest?
>Y... yo... you are still beautiful o... on the inside, anon

>>678994662
nigga you look like wooly willy

>>678999183
pathetic looking faggot/10

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>>678998855
For you>>678998353

>>678999165
Ye man, thanks.

>>678999183
The goatee is pretty sick bro, I'd say like a 7 or something.

>>678999459
>>678999550

So one called me a faggot and the other a 7, i feel conflicted

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>>678995826

>>678999183
You look like that guy that strangled that girl and posted pics here.
Good job? I guess

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>>678999860
so does that make me attractive or...?

>>679000266
Loose the glasses and the hat and you earned a 6/10 (that is /b/ standards keep in mind)

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>>678997598

>>678997598
Damn Eggbert, it just keeps getting worse and worse. That's a fucking brontosaurus egg right there.

>>679000730
died

OP I think you have a whole head tumor.

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R8

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r8

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>>679001892
michael cera / 10

>>678996725
>>678996897
>>678997133

>newfags trying to be hardcore

Your hair's on upside down, m8.

>>678998222
>Gassymexican / 10

>>679002530
Wut. Did you just quote random posts? How new are YOU?

>>678995826
You owe me two sides

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>>679002530

>>679002530
Calling someone Eggbert is hardcore to you? Are you made of marshmellows or something? How soft do you have to be to accuse that post of trying to be hardcore? Fluffly bitch.

>>679002726
DEUTSCH ^^

>>679002530
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

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>>678994662
buddy. you're in the wrong place.
9Gag is that way -> www.9gag.com

>>678995826
lmao better than the OP

>>678994662
This thread is FUNNY. And OP is obvious pedophile. eggbert and his dreamy look for president

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>>678995826

>>679002530
>newfag doesn't know r8 threads used to be a huge no-no here, and posting your picture on /b/ makes you fair game for harsh ridicule

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>>679003445
Unfortunately if you would delete all these /b/ would have maybe like 2 thread a day

>>678998659
He is mighty proud of that zit

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>>679003329
What? does that mean your DEUTSCH? okay the guy was saying you look like gassy Mexican the you-porn guy.

>>679004167
oH hahahah awkward
hes right

>>678995347
nice beard, should fill the whole face

>>678997865
kek

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rate, i have pics where i was still fat

>>678998131
remove the stache and stop looking like a massive high-ass-faggot

>>679004634
Ye

>>678999183
have you ever heard of the band "Disturbed"

>>679004941
not you again

>>679005192
kek

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Rate me /b/
>inb4 underage

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>>679004941
one year ago

>>679005055
If you're implying I look like the lead singer, you would be wrong and blind.

>>679005324
What are you like 16?

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>>678994662
Son?

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guess i'm the only female....
>in b4 shitstorm of rage

>>679005871
19. The baby face really fucks me over

>>679006140
you know the drill

>>679006140
7/10, not a fan of makeup though

>>679006186
some women like young looking guys

>>678998659
terror/10

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>>678994662
/ITT

>>679006140
Show us your female penis!

>>679006752
By this do you mean vaj or are you implying i look like a trap/guy?

>>679006939
prove your sexuality

>>679006939
I mean your genuine feminine penis. Just stfu and show it to me.

>>679007017
You mean her gender?

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Ayy

>>679007017
Do you always fall apart when talking to women or are you just pretending to be stupid?

>>679001892

You look like what I imagine every guy on 4chan looks like 5/10

>>679007505
he's not 5/10 c'mon now

>>679004167

Fuck me/10

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>>678994662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
you can run away from the bible , but the bible will never run away from you

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Caveman and dog, reporting in

>>679007574
No I srand by my 5/10

>butthurt

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>>678999183
get the fuck of that goatie and grow a normal beard
otherwise you look like one of this guys who is master in trance of wing fu and listen to industrial music

>>679007747
Dogger/ 10
No one cares about your boring face

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>>678998131
stop saying your from the annoumess

>>679008005
>you look like one of this guys who is master in trance of wing fu and listen to industrial music

I'm confused, was that a disguised compliment or was I suppose to be offended to any of that?

>>679007948

You are the reason why the world is a terrible place.
Swag fag/10

>>679007698

ok

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r8

>>679008235
Add my kik, I'll time stamp

BridgetGG

>>679008435
What kind of pose is that? What do you have to prove?

>>678994662
Your head looks like America before they freed the slaves. A bunch of scraggly blacks down South, a bunch of rich shiny whites up top

>>678995800
you're a bigger faggot than OP

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>>679008199
yeh is insult
you look like the main reason most ppl think martial arts are joke .

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>>678999183
are you a time traveler?

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>>679008068
I already knew that. 55+ hour work weeks have a tendency to make damn near anything shitty, including faces

>>679006140
>inb4 shitstorm of rage
>nobody is freaking out even a little bit
>inb4 you post nudes because you couldnt get the attention you needed the first time

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r8te

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>>679008435
>no i wont insert my cock in your ass
you look like every average cock monger out there. sorry

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sup players, it's time to party and you know i brought blow

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Hello! :D

>>679008817
Wait, are you saying I'm good at martial arts or bad at martial arts because I have a goatee?

>>679008827
it's extremely possible. I do experience moments that seem brief but travel hours ahead into the future.

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>>679007470
Me more recently

>>679009334
i just want to crack you open and sprinkle you with salt and pepper

>>679009206
9/10

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>>679009206
>i want to fuck your 13 year old daughter
pedo get the fuck out of here
for real change the haircut

>>679000000

>>679009334
least you got rid of the weird angled mohawk it wasnt doing well for you.

>>679009214
You look like you could pass briefly as Stephen Amell

>>679009498
Uhh k?

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>>679008552
>>679008572
better

>>679009548
woah there scooter lets all relax! ive got the barber on the phone but lets just do some lines

>>679009002
nah i assumed some people would get rage(as that is usually the case) but i was wrong!
Don't read into it too much

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rate my friend

>>679009034
see
>>679009098

>>679009842
>feels the need to explain herself
>k

>>679009858
why do people drink/10

>>679009842
most of the kids are still in school, that's the main reason there is not an uproar

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rate me faggots

>>679010056
ur hot<3

>>678994662
you've got forehead for days m8

>>679010056
eminem/10

>>679010056
Benchwarmer/10

>>679009214

Timestamp or gtfo

>>679010056
>>679010162
at least try if youre gonna samefag

>>678994662
brit as fk m8

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r8 me fags

>>679009206
Pewdiepie's younger retarded brother

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>>679009334
god dam faggot you look so much like me
. ditch the stylish shit. grow real beard and keep the hair cut or grow it short
worked best for me (dont collor any thing you cock slut)
and dont fucking forget to hit the gym every time you can

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hey whatsup guys see you at book club! alriiight

>>679010241
i am the person that said that and i am not the guy in the pic

>>679010056
Linkin Park singer circa 2000

>>679010261
>has long hair
>calls other fags

Come on now

>>679008447
then answer me or troll? :>

>>679010280
are you afraid to bring out numbers? are you AFRAID to feel my wrath after admitting quantifiable inferiority?!

>>679010306
what ever you say grilled cheese

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Ugh i dont wanna work

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>>679007747
John snow /10

Caveman here too

>>679010523
what does this even mean? i feel complimented, should i feel complimented?

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r8 me phucboiis

>>678996880
are you a wizard?

>>679010598
guys please dont feed her attention whoring, shes not actually hot and its not worth it

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Ugh work work work

>>679010676
do you have autism?

>>679010598
Moar

>>679010598
definitely cute, would flirt with

>>679010723
>not actually hot


Oh thats adorable

>>679010676
Vinegar strokes from your very first dick in the ass

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nobody directly called me ugly on 4chan today, time to wrap it up and have an inkling of respect for myself. love you guys, see you around

>>679010870
>already this mad

>>679010723

>she's looking for attention
>so is everyone else on this rate board you stupid cuck

>>679010887
Nice mouth herpes

>>679010870
is that arm flab sponsored by wendy's or arby's? either way you've definitely got some wild roast beef down below

>>679010944
thanks i got em myself

>>679010869
>>679010849

>>679010723
2 against 1 so far.
Looks like someones wrong

>>679010598
Oh God please cover up that 35 head

>>679011006
>>679010915
Ew samefag

>>679011045
you win, girl who seeks out sexual attention on the internet

>>679004941
Da fuks with that little Mickey Mouse ear ya got going on m8?

>>678994662
Newly converted to islam?

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>>678995566
checked

>>679011129
ew visibly shattered self confidence
ew not knowing what a samefag is
>go back to tumblr with that lack of self respect and little mermaid inspired fashion taste

>>679011150
Wait, we're not suppose to be seeking out sexual attention? Why bother with this thread then?

>>678995566
last week fucked around and got a triple double

>>679011150
Wasnt me

But i could live with or without it really lol

>>678999550
demand source!

>>679011208
lost it. how long have you been waiting to bust this gem out?

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R8 me

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>>679009287
are you that retarded ? dont fucking tell me you rly train any martial art .
my past 2 sifus(teachers) looked like you and they where made of shit
one of them even lost to a friend from different school considering the 10 years difference in practise
how to say it more easy fuck off the goatee dosnt fit you and your blue eyes make you look childish and retarded
grow full short beard

>>679011334
really? then why would you put in the effort to get it? doesnt quite add up now does it

>>678998222
klasse Bart. Oberlippe will bei mir nicht, ansonsten alles andere vorhanden

>>679011280
Also was not me lol

But im glad youre so butthurt by my arrival. Keep going. This is fun

>>679009214
No self respecting man should ever use smiley faces when typing..
Fagboi/10

u look like a dwarf, dwarf

>>679011431
Effort..?

I just posted my face like everyone else faggot lol

>>679011387
no, you're a guy and I don't take fashion advice from guys. I intend to attract women, I'm not a faggot like you who likes full beards.

>>679006431
where are you from that that's a 7/10? not saying this invectively, honestly just curious as the beauty standard in california has made me have an incredibly jaded view of things in the US

>>679011380
You could probably kick my ass/10

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>>678997598

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>>679006140
>female

>>679010598
you seem like a nice girl.....but you know the drill

>>679011478
youre the type of hoe to laugh off a joke and then go walk into the bathroom and say "sticks and stones may break my bones" into the mirror while you repeatedly slap yourself hard enough to stunt your tear ducts. lol just kidding youre a beuatiful woman, dont let a bunch of internet trolls (including me) dictate what you think of yourself.
>inb4 newfags freak out and crank up the edge-o-meter to max because someone showed ethics on this damn site

>>679011738
he could kick your ass? maybe with a dildo on the end of his toes while hes filming the gay porn he was born to be in

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>>679011380
it blow my self up/10

>>679011613
The 7/10 was based on my personal preferences, not some location.7/10 implies the "cute" rating, anything higher would become hot

7/10 id be happy to go out with, but im not going to say someone is hot when they are not to my personal interpretation.