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ITT: Things that ruin porn for you

>guy is wearing a backwards baseball cap
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>>678983240
condoms, smoking, painal, straight to the ass, small dicks, fake tits, stories
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>>678983240
Pic related. Watch 'annaly destroying a mentally disturbed teenager'
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>>678983329
I love a good story

I always look for porn that can create a good mood with stories
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>>678983473
the story is almost never good or believable, that's the problem
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>>678983240
the fake as hell moaning and shit talking in bed is such a turn off. "ah yeah, stick it in my ass im a dirty fucking girl, blah blah blah." its fucking horrid which is why i usually stick to asian porn. at least they try to make it look good.
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>>678983329
>condoms, smoking, straight to the ass
THIS
And I'm a black guy who loves watching white chick's get pounded by black dicks what I hate is cuckold shit with "husbands" or "boyfreinds" whimpering and masturbating in the corner watching
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>>678983728
Sauce?
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smiling while being raped
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>>678983240
A threesome where one of the chicks just lays there and fucking waits her turn.
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>>678983728
>hates fake as hell moaning
>likes asian porn
Does not compute
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clock is wrong in the background
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>>678983240
Chicks over 11yrs old
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>>678983930
kek
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>>678983930
oh your so edgy anon.
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niggers
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>>678983728
Bait. Also if u cant dig the backwards cap u confirmed bitch boy
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>>678983240
>background music
>talking
>loud squeaking/moaning
>when the guy has a better bod than I do
>fake tits
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>>678984184
This, their dicks are too shiny. Looks like that shit is slick.
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More than one dick per girl
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when the guys dick is too big
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When two girls are giving a blowjob but one of them takes over the cock so the other one is just sitting there
It makes me cringe
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>>678983240
>that bulge
what
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>>678983826
got none, was an image i saved a long time ago. google image search second link brought me to this so enjoy.

porngifs.com/tag/oiled

>>678983899
>>678984219

think of most american porn and how they sound compared to asian porn. even when they are not fucking and trying to change positions they are still grunting like they are being fucked by a horse. most of the asian porn, at least that i find, sound completely overused and they sound cute when they are moaning.

also, i was not backwards hat guy.
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>>678983240
source? face looks like Alison Brie
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>>678984134
I love how all the sarcastic little newfags think I'm being edgy. The truth is, I haven't fapped to 18+ porn in almost 10yrs, I like my girls like I like my drawing paper, untouched and under 80 pounds.
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Bad camera angles, that is the shit that makes it unwatchable.
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>>678984547
Filename newfag
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Penetration closeups
I know what a dick going into a hole looks like, it's the girl I want to see
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>>678983240
When the tokens in my viewing booth run out before the faggot on the other side of the gloryhole makes me cum.
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>>678983240
Dirty talk that is too much
>harder
>yeah like that
Fine and realistic
>AWW YEAH FUCK MY ASS HARDER YEAH BLOW YOUR WAD IN MY ASS BIG BOY, YOUR COCK IS GIANT, URRGHHH URGGHH URGGHHHJ

Also slurping cocks and "old" style porn stars in general, you can watch anything you want, why do people watch old used up women that look like shit with smashed in pussies and asses and discusting fake tits?
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>>678983240
Fag
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>>678983240
when it's not animated and the people speak English
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>>678985123
Discusting
>disc
>custing
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>>678985123
Probably because what is considered attractive from generation to generation tends not to fall into the same categories. Guys who came into manhood during the era of fake tits, and the big bush, tend to enjoy that more than the flat chested "middle school lolita" look that is popular today.
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>>678984507

>watz da vulva
Virgin detected
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HIM: Suck it! Yeah, suck it, bitch, you suck it. Suck it real good. You just suck that dick. Suck it, bitch. Yeah, suck it.
HER: Glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork-glork
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socks and black guys.
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>>678985818
>tfw have to watch Sasha Grey with the sound off
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>>678983240
lemon meringue pies
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Old men.
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>>678983930
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when the guy is wearing shoes, especially when he puts them on the couch the girl is getting fucked on..
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>>678983240
When the camera guy talks and tries get involved in the action
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>>678986542
That sound very specific.
Some guy wearing shoes comes in, and then he takes his shoes off and places them on a sofa where woman is getting fucked.
I guess, yeah that would be a boner killer for me too.
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When a guy reading a sex story cant read. Then tries X times, fucks it up every time, and then gets mad at your for correcting him.
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>overly fake lesbians
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>>678987011
>a guy reading a sex story
When's that ever turn up?
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>>678986980
I bet this idiot was shitting himself with laughter when he wrote this
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I'm not racist, and I think black chicks are hot, but black guys in porn disgust me.
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>>678987277
Yeah their dicks look like shit logs
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>>678987166
Dubs speaks the truth
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When his dick is cuter than his girlfriend's
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When the girl uses a vibrator while getting fucked

Short hair on girl

The guy body is old

Uncut gross cock

When the girl is no into it. Unless shes really not into it then its ok.
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>>678983240
OH yeah, OH yeaaah, oh yeah, oh yeah....

Shut up. Especially when it's a woman doing you.
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Censored japs, retarded sex positions that dont look pleasurable at all, bad quality (video or audio-wise), weird looking mushroom dicks, videos where its 60% set up to 40% actual fucking
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When a dude starts eating out a chick. I just cannot watch that shit.
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>>678984231
Background music is next level as fuck
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when the porn has girls in it
and when its human porn
ew
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>>678983240
Disgusting dried up mushroom looking jew dicks, if you can fap to porn with a circumcised dick then you clearly have problems.
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>>678983240
This fuckhead
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>>678983363
One of my favourite vids! What's your problem?
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When im about to cum and the camera switches to the guys face for like ten seconds
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>>678987703
Fucky as edge
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Anything professionally made. For some reason I can only do it if it's some shitty phone camera pov that's really quiet save for the really hot sounds of anal glocks
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That sideways doggy style fucking where the dude has his torso turned slightly to the camera and the chick has her ass turned towards the camera so they can get a shot of the penetration.

Just fuck like animals, I don't give a shit if they're even actually fucking, you're being paid as actors, act like your fucking.

I want to see shockwaves rippling through the chicks body like she's being jackhammered in the ass.
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>>678987703
You're either a virgin or a complete faggot.
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>when she takes her panties off and there's a vagina in there
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When this guy is fucking them. He fucks everything, really. Normal chicks, chicks with dicks, fat chicks. I'm like "fuck yeah she is hot" and then this fuckface comes around the corner
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Whenever the girl gets too vocal about her dicking.

"Oh yeah fuck that wet pussy"

"Oh god you're so fucking deep"
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>watch solo
>girl talks to the camera guy
>camera guy sounds like he is whispering in your ear as you fap
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When the girl is bangin and the guy is ugly as fuck and you can tell she's only doing it for the money.

Doesn't make me hard, makes me feel bad for her.
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>Start sexy bondage scene
Hornynes: 10
>Six minutes of random spanking and shit talk
Hornyness: 2,5
>Finally they start sexual activity
Orgasm: 5/10

All the fucking time. Why do porn makers think the verbal content of a Youtube comment section was turning people on?
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when the guys as is in view whilst he fucks her
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Partial clothing. Like the dudes wearing a shirt and shoes with socks during the entire thing. Or just the hat like OP said. Shoes with socks only is the worst.
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>>678985065
second
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>>678983240
Hearing the guys voice at all, and seeing the guys body, for that reason I only fap to Pov porn or lesbian
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>>678983728
This.
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>>678984231
smooth lips
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So close to 88888
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>>678988704
*whispers*
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
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>>678988484
>hating on Based Christian XXX
eyl
especially considering the other regular male performers in American tranny porn
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>>678988257
HOLY FUCK THIS
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>>678983240
porn has ruined porn for me
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>>678988887
Kek
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>intros
>music of any kind
>tits that are way too big for the size of the girl (the fake tits usually)
>really bad acting
>shitty or no storyline
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Jerk off money shots. If I want to see a guy jerking himself off while I watch porn, I'll look down ad watch myself do it.

Shallow creampies. It eliminates the entire fucking point of a creampie.
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>>678987011
Check'd
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>seeing some random dudes' face
>girls with really shitty nails
>guy isn't silent
>absolute lack of creativity and seeing the same positions a thousand times
>BDSM porn is always the same shit
>using spit as lube
>condoms
>girl wears super hot lingerie and red lipstick but within two minutes she's completely naked and that lipstick is smudged all over the place
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when the dude I'm blowing in the gloryhole booth runs out of tokens before I'm thru
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When it's not actually their sister or daughter.
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> when the dude jacks off on her tits and she starts moaning
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>>678989714
underrated post
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>>678986980
It's not even like he worded it wrong or weird for your "joke" to make sense. Fuck off.
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>>678989744
when she does a handjob/blowjob and shes moaning
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>Shots of the guys face- I don't want to see that
>Roastie pussy
>Stupid 80's sounding porn theme in background
>>678988704
Agreed, if the vid is a solo I want to hear the girl, not some man whispering into my ear

To be honest I usually stick to lesbian and solo. Just seems odd to me to watch some guys balls swinging to and fro. The worst thing is when the shot clearly displays his hairy asshole
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>>678983924
undrratd post
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>>678988257
this so much
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>>678984231
my eyes now have aids
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when the dude has more of a personality than the girl does. some of these fuckers act like they're the main act. you're basically just to be an extension of your penis in porn. i don't want to hear you or see you hi five your bros like we're supposed to be happy for you for getting that sweet pussy.
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When her peen isnt feminine
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When she begs for him to cum in her mouth and when he shoots his load she spits it out faster than he can even spew. God fucking damn it. If you say you want cum in your mouth then FUCKING TAKE IT. I don't care if they spit off canera, but the point is seeing cum in their mouths. Jesus Christ.
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This thread has changed porn for me.
I'm not sure if I should feel thankful or pissed.
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>>678989420
Just spitting in general. Watching a blow job, she does the hot crawl thing up to the camera, then just hocks a fucking loogie all over the dick. I have to stop. It's over at that point
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>>678988214
THIS
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>>678987703
you're not alone my friend
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>>678990358
Are you a femanon.... Or a faggot?
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I hate when the guy makes ANY noise at all.

But I despise when they cum, they feel like they have to make the most unrealistic moan and grunts ever and it just instantly kills my boner.

No one is watching this porn for you dude, just shut the fuck up and cum in her ass already.
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>>678989714
or mom
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>>678990631
I do
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>male cum onto woman's face in a every fucking scene
Only thing that annoys me
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>>678990631
You may want to sit down before you read this, but women watch porn too and they enjoy that stuff just like we enjoying hearing women make noises.
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>>678983240
>music
>guy with a dick 7in or bigger and he's only using half of it
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>>678990624
I'm a straight guy who gets turned off by snot on my dick
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>>678983363
thanks for that anon, 10/10
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For all the homies out the tr that lobe BJ's as much as I do... When the bitch uses grandma lips to suck a cock like wtf? Do they not know what SUCK means?
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>>678983240
when the whore doesnt lick the guys ass, or even if she does, she doesnt stick it it properly, its just fucking annoying the lack of asslicking
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All these goddamned camera whores nowadays that want to be in porn but don't want to go out and actually fuck and suck real dicks.

Like what the fuck?

You're going to sit in your room, in your parents house probably and just suck a dildo while you ride a suction dildo?

You have no appreciation for the medium you lazy fucking twat.

That's like being a comedian or musician and never actually performing live.

Especially when they set it up like some POV shit. No you dummy you're sucking a piece of rubber. I mean good for you if you can make a living by taking one of the easiest career paths and making it even easier, but seriously fuck that.

If you pay that shit you need to take a good long look and the mirror and think about what you've become.

It's ruining porn. And it's going to give us a whole generation of lazy porn stars.
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>>678988341
Not that anon but it's not about eating out you retard, it's about seeing a guys' face while he's doing it. I enjoy watching lesbians do it and absolutely love eating my girlfriend out. But when it's a guy doing it I instantly skip that part.

>>678990358
I meant spit in general but had the lube part in mind, where the girls or guys just spit all over the place. It's the same when you watch sweet lesbian porn, and she's about to eat that other girls' ass but then decides to spit on it and look at it dribble down her fucking pussy.
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>>678990786
Huh. Guess I'm the odd one out.
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>>678988243
I hate professional anything pretty much, they're all too fake for me
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>>678990786
I reject this reality and substitute my own
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fart porn. it enrages me.

:/
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>>678989258

sauce?
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>>678991303
Learn to use Google you lazy, useless faggot. It's 2016, you have no excuse anymore.
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>>678983240
Adults
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>>678983885
This
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>>678983240
>blowjobs
>spitting
>dick slaps
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>>678983240
niggers
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>>678983240
>see super hot girl in thumb nail
>click
>hand on dick ready
>10 seconds later in walks a nigger
>tab out
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This view.

If i wanted to see some dudes asshole, I'd watch gay porn.
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>>678983240
i don't like the part after i cum
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>>678983240
breathing through teeth ofc?
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>>678991546
yes.
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>>678983240

Porn actress is >16 yo

that takes my boner away
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>>678983240
bitches hissing through their teeth
just why?
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>>678983240
when the girl wears a any type of hat and when clothes look like trash smoking I saw only once and from that day I stoped watching her porn 4 ever
and when the dood or the girl is like over 50 o,o
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>>678991713
underage&b
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>>678984525
>they sound cute when they are moaning.
>EH EH EH EH EH EHH EH EH
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>>678984612

Le edgy post m8 xD
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>>678983240
fucking hell cannot see her face well who that porn star is cannot even tell o_o
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>>678985818
Aye lmao
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>>678991563
yeah this too is fucking wrong D:
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Asians
Anal
Girls with flat asses
Girl moaning while sucking dick. Fucking stop, that doesn't feel good for you.
Gagging. Instant boner kill.
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when you're watching a sweet anal scene with a super hot chick... but then you see poo. even just a little poo.
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>>678985818
idk why but it makes me laugh everysingle time when she does that glork sound
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>>678991873
faggot detected
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>bitch covered in tattoos and piercings trying to fill a role in a story other than being a degenerate pornstar
We all know you aren't the guy's mom or the next door neighbor or sandy cheeks, you fucking slut.
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>>678983930
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>>678983240

>Dicks
>Fake or exaggerated moaning
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>>678986542
what's up with people wearing shoes indoors in general?

WHO DOES THIS YOU IDIOTS THE CARPET AND FLOOR IS THERE SO YOU AREN'T IN THE DIRT AND DON'T HAVE TO WEAR SHOOOESSSSS
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>>678991904
yeah I'm not really a fan of this. Especially not in real life
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>>678983240
Interviews
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>>678983240
>background music
>talking
>bad acting
>if the male is not white
>girl with any hat
>when the girl or the guy keeps her underwear on
>tan lines
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>>678988243
>>anal glocks

/k/ never told me about this
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Niggers
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>>678984612
it gets edgier and edgier.
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>>678991954
Which part makes me a faggot? Asians look like boys. Anal is what the gays do. Girls with flat asses look like boys. Is it the moaning? Or the gagging?
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>>678983240
incest fetish. it's always cringeworthy and forced, yet it's in like 40% of porn.

I generally hate dudes that feel the need to talk, cringey "interviews", and bodybuilder guys on a shitload of steroids
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>>678992025
I don't know how I've been so lucky irl, I've humped a lot of chick's buttholes, and never run into poo on my hog.
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>>678991873
when gags wew makes me hard insta :3 and when Asian gurl even lovelier :3
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>>678991955
>or sandy cheeks
kek
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>>678983240
Condoms, the man making any sound at all, the woman (women) trying to talk dirty, minute long shots of zoomed in cock in pussy scenes.
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and I don't really like when the dick is like very HUGE and girl anus is very small looks kinda painful I dun like it o_o
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>>678992268
Reminds me of how I get my GF in the mood. She is always up for some fucking.
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>>678983240
1. Anal
Anal is for disgusting faggots
2. Small dicks
Idk maybe im just a faggot but if the size of the guys D ist relative to mine i cant relate to what im watching
3.women who do blowjobs with 2 hands and no lips
just an open mouth handjob basically...
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I masturbate mostly to pictures and have been getting more interested in photography but with that comes some annoyances like
>shooting close up with a wide-angle lens
>blow-out highlights (holy fuck my eye balls) pic related
>plain white backgrounds (way too boring)
>too busy of a background, takes away from the girl
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>>678991798
am I stupid just noticed the file name o,o
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When they kill the little girl at the end.
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>>678992268
swivelling her head around like a confused owl
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>>678992606
ur faces aren't baiting anyone annon

-_o
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>>678992620
kek
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when there's a cute redhead in the thumbnail but the vid is harsh and demeaning

like eVERY single time I s2g redheads are cursed.
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>>678983799
yea, nigfag here, the cuck porn ... what pisses me off about it the most is that there is actually a market for that shit, like i can come to terms with the fact that people watch midget and gay porn...but cuck porn ... i just cant get my head wrapped around the fact that people actually get off on that...
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Humiliation in jerk off instruction videos, Showing too much of the dude, fake tits, uninteresting stories or build up, fake tits, unnecessary loads from the dude
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>>678983240
>i can't hear the girl's farts over her talking
>bad acting in forced porn
>first 30 minutes fully composed of completely silent slapping, straggling, or whatever the fuck to fill the fetish quota
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>>678992840
You gotta stop being a white knight faggot
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>>678984961
Opposite for me, I want to see all penetration I don't need to look at some broken whores face.
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>handjobs
>when the scene randomly jumps from story to sex with no transition
>doggystyle but the guy holds the girls ass so you cant see it bounce around
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>>678983240
sand
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>>678992874
I'm with you fellow nignog. Cuck porn is so odd and I just can't bear the thought of watching my significant other get fucked by someone else.
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>>678984231
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>>678992663
molly is a 10/10 but the acting in her scenes is the most cringeworthy shit ever
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>>678992268
got me diamonds
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>>678992968
wat
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the dude making any sound at all. I don't even like making noise during sex. just want to here the girl moan and thats it. no talking from anyone ever, no man noises. all i ask. never gonna happen though.
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>>678983240
>men
>dicks
>black people (except some)
>shemales
>boring porn
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>>678992017
sometimes scorpions get in my house and i'd rather not step on one with bare feet
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>>678992874
a tiny minority of people do, you will never run into one IRL they are rarer than straight girls on Tumblr.

it's pushed by Jews mostly to troll white porn consumers.
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>>678992568
this, anal instantly ruins the whole vid for me for some reason, and woman should not be allowed to use their hands during blowjobs
and small dcks are for beta fags
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>>678983240
that stupid inhale hiss sound
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>>678983329
>>678992568
These faggots like big dicks.
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When the girl just gets fucked and never cums. I want to see a real orgasm
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When the guy just sticks it in and she starts screaming and moaning right away. On the other end of things, when the guy is going to cum and sounds like he's going super saiyan, only to squirt out like 2 drops.
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When the actors sound retarded
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>>678993058
oh sorry i forgot there's only two types of porn, cuck shit and snuff films, nothing in between

how silly of me.
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>>678988243
Yeah real looking porn is the best... Although I do like some context as well
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>>678983240
Buttholes. when the chick grabs her ass cheeks and spreads em so the camera can get a look at her poo hole.
It's gross. I dunno where they got the idea that guys wanna see asshole. Maybe the minority of guys that are into that are just really fuckign loud and annoying.
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>>678983240
Source baby
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>>678983728
This so much this
Fucking same feeling I just can't watch western porn because of the fucking moaning
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>>678993212
Jesus man what sort of nightmare world do you live in? can't even relax in your own home.
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>>678993216
>it's pushed by Jews mostly to troll white porn consumers.
Thats actually a terrible investment...
i for some reason expected more from jews...silly me.
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>>678983728
Pretty sure its hitomi tanaka
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>>678992568
>anal is for disgusting faggots
>I like big dicks I might just be a faggot

U w0t
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1 - Niggers fucking midgets and petites just to: Oh wow look how big my dick is.

2 - Gross fake tits

3 - Forced fetishes

4 - Girl moaning without any reason

5 - The same fucking actor used for every porn with 1 min "story" like: oh fuck it´s you again.
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FISHEYE LENS

Who's with me?!?!?!?!!

I can't fucking stand it. Wide angle is okay, but they aren't using wide angle. The doors and floor in the background are fucking round and almost curl all the way around.

It's a trick of the eye to make the ass bigger and the dick bigger and the tits bigger but it makes everything look retarded and hard to focus on. But I don't like Mickey D's asses. I want a tight, firm butt
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>>678992515
post its vag and butt hole
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>>678993504
porn is actually a financial disaster now, just think of how easily you can get it for free versus anything else like music, movies, TV, etc...

and yet they still keep making it, even when it's at a loss. kinda makes you wonder what the real reason is.
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>>678990955
Your passion is nothing short of inspirational. Applause all round
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>>678986055
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>>678983240
>girls doesn't have a feminine dick
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>>678988453
>back of the knee maybe
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THE DUDE TALKING TOO MUCH
I DON'T WANNA FOCUS ON THE GUY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WATCH PORN FOR
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When the cops comes knocking on my door afterwards
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When its a smoking hot chick with great tits and they fuck in every position possible and she never takes the fucking bra off!
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>>678993852
kek
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>>678988484
gotta stick up for my boy here. He takes it in the ass like a champ. Check out his pegging vid with Sasha Grey.
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>>678993381
>harsh
>demeaning

Sure sounds like cuck and snuff, go read your post nigger.
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>>678990955

You may want to sit down before you read this

A lot of sites for camming forbid men to be on cam with the whore and that's why they use dildos and toys as a substitute. Xhaturbate doesn't.
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>>678993607
this, 100%

I fucking hate the trickery they do just to make dude's dicks look bigger in porn. it's retarded. I'd much rather they take a few steps back so I could actually see the whole scene.

it's one of the reasons I generally prefer non-professional/amateur porn
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>>678984219
The only legitimate reason a man has for wearing a baseball cap backwards, is so that he may help blow his buddy.
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>>678988484
>Celtic fan
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Fake tits
Anal (that's not blow sex works)
Cummings outside of the pussy or shallow cream pies (what's the point if you don't inseminat?)
Black cock
Any cosmetic surgery
Anything to do with mothers
Girl clearly not actually horney.

Why is it so gate to get a white dude and a real, unwrecked girl who wants to have sex to fuck each other like normal people, in the right hole, and creampie like good intended?
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>>678984612
How was school today, son?
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>>678993642
they still make tons of money, they just make less because of various shit like pirating and add block, and a lot of porn producers are complain about it and in some cases lobbying for legislation to be passed that would allow companies to sue individuals for ''stealing''

but the reality is, porn is still making huge amounts of money by videotaping a free act between 2 people, they are selling hot air in a way...
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>>678993738
Fucking this
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>>678983240
the fact I'm still a virgin.
makes porn pretty hard to watch some times.
you'll end up in a feels thread before you can finish most of the time

girls with no tits in porn need to get a real job
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When they don't bury the body after the act.
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>>678992663
Owls are kinda cool.
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>>678983240
Jap pixelation and squeaking of the women. Jap porn is undoubtedly the worst. Also I'm not a huge fan of spitting by anyone in porn
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>>678983924
fuckin kek'd
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>>678994339
no, it's a losing industry, especially now with camgirls being so popular. there's more or less no reason to pay for porn, unless you are a loser who has no idea how to use the internet properly.

also this shit profoundly disturbs me
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That one bald guy in a leather mask that says nothing in the whole video.
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The terrorists know what is going on. They're posting videos of families, women and children, being burned alive to pull at the heart strings of Western nations. They're doing this to keep Western nation's borders open to combat pictures of North African hordes of young male Ahmeds coming through the borders at alarming rates.

AND WE'RE FALLING FOR IT.
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>>678994737
Where does it go? Is she magic?
That's some Mary Poppins pussy right there.
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>>678985818
Yeah glork that cock bitch
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>>678988257
A thousand times this
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>>678988341
or black. a lot of black dude dont eat the puss
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>>678994922
Errr ass Mary Poppins ass.
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>>678986966
Amen. fucking shut up camera guy. Right?
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>>678988257
Ya eh?
Like, when I'm fucking my gf I'm not spreading her apart staring at my dick go in and out, I don't care to see the actual penetration, there's alot more I'd rather look at, like her tits bounce.
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>>678994794
Wrong thread...
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>>678994737
So ill be watching cam girls flicking their twats in 20 years?
Also what the fuck dude, she completely ruined her asshole...like .... her shit must look like a fucking cow pie.
And it probably leaks some yellow brown ooze all day ...good job.
i can definitely fap to this
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>>678993738
Kek thought I was the only one
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>>678994460
>the fact I'm still a virgin.

just realize that what goes on in porn is like 90% fake. I'm old (31) and used to get really stressed out as a teenager about sex, because all my expectations were from watching porn. it isn't real.
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Blacks
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>>678994737
>What is cgi
Don't tell me you also believe transformers are real
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>>678994922
that's the ass you twat
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Oh and another fucking thing.

On top of these lazy bitches who just suck dildos in their room, they'll dress up as some video game character or some stupid weeb shit.

Like, for fuck sake, it's bad enough your audience isn't getting laid but could you try not to ruin their fucking life?

They'll finally meet some 6/10 at subway that might actually fuck them and they're gonna be all "hey, do you think you could put on this chainmail, and wig, and half breast plate, and call me sire?"

I swear to god, I'm so tired of seeing nerds exploited like the fucking congo. I mean they're already living in a fantasy world for the most part at the very least give them a fucking warning.

Something like

"The following scene you are about to witness, will never ever happen to you unless you, quit playing video games 8 hours a day, move out of your parents house, look like you go to the gym, and have a job that allows you disposable income".

Poor bastards are getting hit from all sides by advertisers and now they're porn too?

These guys are just going to plug into VR and never unplug and that's exactly what that make fuckerberg wants, what a cunt.

Sorry that went into something else there.

Big gaping assholes, and prolapse.
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>>678988789
Fucking this. Also it's almost impossible to find an SM or bondage video about the fucking sensual part of it. I hate to see a chick beaten to shit, ass all raw from whipping and her being almost in tears. I like the kind of shit where they just tie her up blindfold her and tease the shit out of her. I don't want to watch porn where one of the participants is handled like fucking cattle.
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>>678983240
>guys in porn
>obviously fake tits
>fake moaning
>breathing through teeths
>stories
>when the girl is saying the same dirty things over and over again.
>the over exaggerate dirty talking
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>>678995615

>see
>>678995140
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>>678995330
but the bit where you put the pingus in the puss is pretty real right? I know what your saying though dude, can really fuck with your expectations etc
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>>678992268
Sauce?
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