This is a photo of tribes people in Brazil who have never made direct contact with the outside world. What the fuck is going through their heads while shooting arrows at a helicopter?
The same think if aliens or some shit visited the first world: "omg, scary! Kill it!"
>>678960758
Probably a lot like an animal protecting its proclaimed space
>>678960758
are you really unable to think that through for yourself?
their bow game is on point though, those are longbows.
>>678961012
Didn't notice that. I want one of those bows now
>>678960758
meanwhile australian niggus built sticks that return to sender. And a penis that when you blow into it makes sounds. 10/10,
>>678960758
Why is one blacker then the other two?
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehueheuehueheuehuehehheueuehheehh
PREPARE THE BOWS!
THE GOD OF DEATH HAS ARRIVED.
CUNTALA GRAB THE BOW OF DESTINY, WE MUST OVERTHROW THIS DEVIL FROM OUR LANDS!!!
...but father you will not return.
MY SON REMEMBER WE WILL SEE IN THE END LIFE ONCE MORE NOW GRAB MY BOW OF DESTINY!
Meanwhile up above:
Roger that, we're reporting a tribe requesting aid, we are dropping a care package down below for them before returning to base.
>>678960921
Probably, but the black one seems to be staring the camera down. Like "fuck with us sky animal? fuckin try it"
>>678960758
Probably John Rambo
>>678960758
That's pretty much what modern niggers do now. They just use guns instead and shoot everybody else
>>678960758
'fuck that noisy bastard'
>>678961200
>And a penis that when you blow into it makes sounds
no shit, you'd think OP would be all over that
>>678961302
one fell in fire
They are thinking op is a fag. Thank you for the interesting OC
>>678961322
Hahahaha. made my day. But I reckon the cameraman's saying "Look at those fucking weird fuckers down there. lets circle a few more times and fuck with them"
>>678960758
Probably they're pissed at the shiny dragon that's been hovering around their shit and mud huts like they would make a great nest.
"FUCK OFF you goddamned sky demon! We don't have any food or gold for you so get lost!"
They probably think they're hot shit because the helicopter left too. If I was flying it I would have roared at them through a megaphone an swooped in like I was a pissed dragon. Maybe next time the stupid niggers would have a proper offering for me.
>>678961472
OP here. I am actually Australian and I strangely do not find that offensive at all
>>678960758
"Oga booga. Muh welfare." Says one. The other two are trying to protect their malt 40s.
>>678960758
they flashback to 'nam and start shooting everything
>>678960758
Holy shit, is that Sasquatch!?
>>678960758
I wonder what it tastes like
>>678960758
>What the fuck is going through their heads while shooting arrows at a helicopter?
"Mup a doo muhfugga ooga booga".
I'd say their on par with the Sentinel Islanders
>>678960758
Isn't that picturefrom The Green Inferno
>>678960758
This photo has been proven fake. There is an actual place with natives whove been cut off and are not open at all to any kind of outsiders and have only made few contacts with regular people.. I forget the name and am too lazy to google it.
>>678961316
HuE Hue HuE HuE?
>>678961472
Are you kidding me? Im not OP and im straight but even I would be all over that.
>>678961935
>muh dick
also lol'd
>>678961302
only 1 on 1000 niggers can be worthy of the title back, and only 1000 of those can be called the niggerust. The shear colour of their skin makes light particles weep as they are pulled into the event horizon that is the melanin. But the niggerust of the niggerust cannot be humble enough to associate with their lighter skinned brothers, their skin hungers for light, of which a single star could not supply. Some say the earth was visited by aliens. Wrong. It was us who visited the starts, only lately has science been able to detect the presence of these beings, who are on another level to our own. they call these objects "Black holes". Black people call them brothers. Blacks who have transcended reality itself and defy nature, in the thirst of light.
Yeah but nah did you really think the other 2 niggers were actually red? that shits body paint nigga.
>>678962113
>Sentinel Island
>>678961322
>>678960758
>Hey dude this thing is really fucking loud and it's flying metal
>What the fuck dude shoot that shit down.
>>678962423
>>678960758
> oompa loompa doopety doo
>>678962459
Probably about right. I reckon the black painted one is giving them shit for missing the chopper. "You limp dick fuckers. Kill that demon or we will have to sacrafice one of your children tonight!"
I would "rescue" a few of the younger females and inseminate them heartily.
Great. Now I gotta take the leaves outa my ass.
And apparently I'm a faggot.
>>678962559
>>678962552
>>678960758
Lmao. Not real.. but I'll pretend it is even though it's been debunked..probz think its like sum metal bird thing trying to kill them.
>>678961322
>Roger that, we're reporting a tribe that wants us to fuck off, we are dropping bibles and request a church to be built before returning to base.
>>678963200
OP here. Didn't think it was fake. Sorry /b/ guess I'm a faggot. The tribe has been contacted but they were hostile to outside influence and self isolated themselves. A helicopter would still fuck with them though I reckon
>>678963421
LoL
>>678963421
A Mormon special forces chopper team. I like it!
>>678963421
it is funny because it is true.
>>678963486
>>678961600
Maybe drop some Firebombs too
>>678963540
This is fake , I am Brazilian and not seen or heard news about it
Well this may be fake. But the Sentinelese people are a group of islanders who don't have any contact with the outside world. They shoot arrows at fishing boats
>>678964530
So we should shoot back with bullets
>>678964147
Yeah, my mistake. This may be the Sentinelese but I just went with the story I read. I'll check my facts more next time. OP by the way
>>678963206
Could you expand on how this is fake please?
>>678964653
make them belive, that we are gods
>>678960758
They're called the Awa people. Not fake so far as I know.
>>678964653
Good goy. We must colonize these people and implement capitalism
>>678960758
We need to build a wall around the amazon to keep the helicopters out.
>>678964147
maybe an island off the coast of indea. sup flocka
>>678965332
Or we can just spout 4chan memes at them as you seem to want
>>678960758
Looks staged
>is that left dude wearing a wrist watch?
>>678960758
We must go kill them so they will know Christ
>>678960758
'Fucking overpowered killstreak reward'
>>678965393
Look
>>678965486
Yes. We will turn them all into basement dwelling neckbeards
>>678961302
The two one the left are wearing a bright body red paint the woman on the right is wearing black body paint
>>678965741
Atta boy
>>678965393
Here
Actually thats an island off the coast of india fuckwit
>>678965980
So let's drop a nuke and be done with it yes?
>>678965741
>>678965841
Let us 4chan users travel to every uncontacted tribe on earth and make them like us! We will have to hire someone to carry a laptop which will speak for us as we won't leave the basement but it can be done I say! Make them US!
>>678966050
I vote you to be the person who learns their language and then calls them newfags
>>678965692
Kek
Keep firing bc it keeps adding to the ks
Gg
>>678962113
>>678963540
>>678964147
This video is real. The man who made the video never said the tribe was uncontacted. The tribe is categorized as uncontacted by the brazilian gov't because they've said they want to be left alone. When the media found the story the said the said the media made it sound like they have never been contacted before now some people think the whole thing is fake.
>>678966050
>Make them US
All 114 of them
>>678966315
Haha ha ha haha go fuck yoself
>>678966677
>>678966744
Dubs make this shite be true
It would be funny as fuck to abduct one of them and release him in the middle of NY, recording it.
>>678966315
Fuck that. Make them learn our language. I still can't speak German and I've been learning it for two years. We must hire someone to do the work for us and never pay them That's how I always do things
>>678967077
Kek. Fuckin dress him up like a suicide bomber while he's sedated
>>678966677
Coincidence dubs as survival international says it's thought that around 77 tribes are uncontacted in the Amazon.
>>678967160
Warum lernst du so langsam, anon?
Deutsch ist keine leichte Sprache, aber das hier solltest du doch höchstwarscheinlich verstehen, oder nicht?
>>678967341
Can we of 4chan contact them is the real challenge. We could really fuck with people who don't have a clue about what we do
who wouldn't rescue this young woman?
>>678967341
>Go there fully armored
>Ignore the arrows while laughing
>I'm Caratapacaratapcaltapalaca, an emisary from the skies
>They suddenly think you're a god
>You teach them how to built with bricks instead of shitty straw
>You give them a lighter, the Supreme Firemaker
>You give them a Game Boy, the Square of the Gods
>You leave, promising to come back
>They start to build a religion
>Send a different guy back
>They build another religion
>They start to kill each others by their gods
>mfw you've become an annunaki
>>678967538
I understood the it's not an easy language part and I guess I'm just lazy and too poor to afford classes to answer the first question. I can't make out the rest and you may have meant it's an easy language. I have a double major but I suck at foreign language
>>678967783
Can /b/ achieve this? I hope so
umma gumma
>>678968058
>kiszsszh be
We are family
>>678960758
The black guy is a fucking predator.
>>678968176
How is it possible to take that picture when their skin absorbs all the light on the beach???
>>678967870
kek.
First I asked why you're such a slow learner.
The second sentence roughly translates to "The german language isn't easy to learn, but this post you should understand, right?"
Still working on my bachelor right now (applied computer science) and I suck at foreign language as well.
I already forgot almost everything I learned 'bout french (such a shitty, faggy language) and I keep messing up my fucking Kanji (inb4 weeb).
But German is fucking complicated, I feel you.
These niggers got blasted by mercenaries who were stealing to contents of a ship that had crashed on their island, I think some mercenaries died when the nigger storm occurred, then some fishermen got drunk and fell asleep on their boat a few years later, they killed both of them and left them in little ditches on the beach. I think an attempt was made to get the bodies, but it is illegal to go on the island, Once the British Empire found the island after occupying a near by island, they kidnapped one of the people at night after arrows were fired on them when they tried to enter the island, so they took him back to England and I think he got one of the many illnesses and diseases that were in London at that time and he died.
>>678968277
Would anyone hit that? Also dubs checked
>>678968277
They have no toothbrush and toothpaste, yet they have perfect teeth. Proof that the toothpaste companies are lying to you when they fooled you into thinking that you need to brush your teeth 3x a day.
>>678968029
like this?
>>678968407
thanks for the feels /b/ro. I'm sending some your way
>>678968412
Here is the ship.
>>678968458
proof that processed foods and refined sugar fuck your teeth up.
>>678968448
hell yes I would. that one on the left is wife material.
>>678968539
>>678968666
The devil trips is a Nazi. Fuck yeah!
>>678968666
Hello satan.... Checked!
>>678967160
An Englishman travelling abroad need learn only two phrases in any foreign language:
"Does anyone here speak English?"
"Then fetch me someone who does."
>>678967743
She looks like a fucking eggplant!
>>678961200
They actually didn't return to the sender. Real boomerangs are essentially just clubs that they throw at prey.
>>678968058
Dat filename
Anyone reckon those uncontacted tribes have any sexually transmitted shit? I reckon you could go raw on them and be fine
fuckin Aussies wiped out all the native Tassies.
>>678968801
Kek. True, and maybe a curse word for them not doing it quickly enough!
This Abo lass needs a shave
>>678968058
>below for them before returning to ba
wtf does it have a hat made of empty bullet casings?
>>678968978
Good
>>678968978
Pitty. Tasmanians could have benefited from the extra genes and been less inbred
>>678969512
THE FUCK YOU SAY BRUH?!
>>678968904
The whites in all cases give some shitty diseases to uncontacted tribe.
>>678969678
Bro do you even lift? come at me /b/rah
Pode haver pelo menos três ou até mesmo quatro tribos indÃgenas que ainda são desconhecidas(isoladas) espalhadas pela Amazônia, essa tribo da imagem provavelmente é fake
Traduzam seus bichas
GET OUT OF HERE I LIKE FUCKING MY SISTERS AND COUSINS
>>678968176
I bet all their tits smell like rotting flesh
>>678969869
Fuckin good. Long as I don't catch some unknown crazy cock destroying shit. I'll be gone before they even know they're sick and sharing the pics of random tribal bitches on /b/
>>678960758
There are those metal beasts again that destroy our shit.
>>678961200
Abos are the worst. But to be fair the reason they didn't develop as well as other tribes was because australia was lacking in any native crop that could sustain a harvested lifestyle. They were forced to remain hunter gatherer because of a simple lack of farmable plant like rest of world had.
>>678970374
Interesting. You could go to the abo embassy and discuss this with them. I got raped the last time I tried
>>678970374
You are right. The ingredients for "civilization" are 1. A farmable,storable grain or thing which provides lots of energy. Step 2. A beast of burden (horse, ox, cow, and that) which can do the work for you. Good to know that /b/ can be at least half rational
>>678967743
I'm way into nigresses, but this shit... ew
>>678965841
>>678960758
"yaginiku"
this is IRL Diablo II goblins found near camp during early level.
>>678960758
Hey, are we able to google maps this ape village?
>>678960758
"Yo Bill, check out that big ass fly"...."holy fuck..."
>>678972341
wikipedia says pics are taken in "Acre" brazil
>>678972557
Any Brazilfags know how to fly a drone into their village?
>What the fuck is going through their heads while shooting arrows at a helicopter?
Oooga booga chok chok?
>>678960758
Tits or GTFO
>>678960758
lol, look, even niggers have niggers.
>>678973805
I'm a dude. You show me your Dick or GTFO!
>>678961600
Imagine the sort of folklaw they'd come up with about this shit. I'd love to hear the stories they tell.
Hell, I bet some of the tribe wouldn't even believe it happened. It'd be like a fucking myth or legend.
>>678968058
Sick fuckin bullet hat, breh.
>>678961380
Post reported.
>>678973928
No, it's what the tribes ppl said, as per OP question.
>>678974153
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCe8YGLD3g0
>>678974241
I am honestly sorry. Maybe I've been on /b/ too long or not long enough. I will accept being called a faggot as is custom or just my apology. Tit's or GTFO is awesome
>>678960758
Probably this.
>>678968821
Oh man. Thanks heaps for this history lesson on Aussie sand niggers - heard all they do is sniff petrol these days
>>678961012
Those are nothing like English longbows. The reason they are so long is because of the strength of the material mostly. Longer bows with get less strained and are therefore less likely to snap.
>>678960758
I'd say diplomacy has failed.
>>678974721
Niggers don't surf
Explorers drop fish off at North Sentinel Island sometimes, and the locals send a couple kids out to pick them up. Otherwise, they have no contact with anyone.
Our best bet is to introduce diseased fish which they would have no immunity against. Or aerial bombardment.
>>678974550
They've probably perfected these for years, could you imagine if they had discovered something crazy, I mean they have been on that island for a thousand years, so they must be inbred as fuck, but maybe they've got some cool shit.
>>678960758
>ooga booga shoot sky demon
Then when the helicopters land and white people give them stuff they'll build shrines to the helicopters and think white people are angels of the gods or something.
>>678974878
forgot my picture
I'd say we just all go in with rifles and shotguns on speed boats and just start fucking them up.
>>678961302
Could be that they do it depending on the gender. Imagine if Americans would invade them, they'd have like 20 colors.
>>678960758
You're all amazed at a bunch of spearchuckers and backwoods redneck niggers, because they "made a cool bow"
I just got off the toilet that practically wiped my ass, while posting from my phone, with a wifi extender because my place is huge... it's 2016, I'd be amazed if they had built some cool fucking magic voodoo shit that really worked. But it's just the same monkeys it always is.
>>678974878
>>678960758
kek they havent even seen any bronies yet
>>678975069
but you didn't make any of those things. you are just another trained ape.
when the lights really go out for good, these uncontacted people will rule the earth.
>>678975195
>missing the point
technology is amazing right now. i have no sympathy for those mud huts in africa either
>>678975195
rekt
>>678968528
haha nice
>>678975195
I'm confident that I could rediscover technology up to at least crossbows, metallurgy, and agriculture.
>>678975262
no you
you would die quickly without being spoonfed everything.
>>678974474
OP here. This would have been it if they had the internets. I suck but If I was in the helicopter I would have fapped onto them from on high
We will water the crops with Gatorade because it has the electrolytes that plants need.
Water? You mean like from the toilet? Are you stupid or something?
>>678960758
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
>>678960758
"Quick! We're clearly not civilized or intelligent enough to fit in the white man's world, let's evoke them so they murder us before we turn into another useless leeching race of niggers."
>>678963421
Top kek
>>678975707
>evoke
>>678975707
>evoke
found the Trump voter
>>678960758
It looks like the two red ones are weak grunt units but pesky cos long range. The black one is high level, so make sure to have your shield up and keep an eye on your stamina. Also has weakness to lightning damage.
>>678975909
Woops... *provoke
>>678975977
But ground-types are immune to electricity
I'd rather do with water attacks
>>678960758
>This is a photo of tribes people in Brazil who have never made direct contact with the outside world.
What exactly is "the outside world" and how do they know they never made contact with it?
I read that tribes that only recently had contact with people from the modern world of have heard of it before from other tribes in the region who had contact with it earlier.
>>678970374
>>678970889
>>678971144
They burnt down all farmable land and turned the continent into a desert. It was their hunting technique.
>>678974850
>on that island
They are from the rain forest in South America, you dingo.
>>678974520
>heard all they do is sniff petrol these days
Not anymore. The Australian government made BP develop Opal® fuel. A from of gasoline you can't get high off, because no fumes.
>>678961325
Most likely yeah. You got to remember that in their society they handle these situations by showing aggression violently and exhibiting size of their penises. Quite primitive but such is the way of native warrior.
What is it with native women and boobs? They're always topless but they're all so god damn ugly, the tits are always saggy and look strange compared to normal girls boobs.
>>678976625
holy shit i legit live 10 minutes from there.
>>678976710
>always topless
>the tits are always saggy
>>678976625
Hmm. If this fuel costs more than $0.01 extra per gallon, hampered my car's performance by 1 horsepower, or adversely affected my fuel economy by 1 mpg, I'd say fuck the aboniggerals and let them get high and kill themselves. If there's no cost to me, then meh, I guess it's fine.
>>678976915
This.
>>678970374
>>678971144
Thanks Dr. Jared Diamond.
>>678976625
>>678976927
You guys are spending tax dollars on this shit to keep it price competitive at the pump. Fucking retarded.
As it is subsidised under the Australian Government’s Petrol Sniffing Prevention Program, Opal should be priced at an equivalent to the local price for regular unleaded 91
http://www.bp.com/en_au/australia/products-services/fuels/opal-fuel.html
>>678967783
I gotta be honest, I have wanted to do this ever since I first heard about uncontacted tribes.
>>678976915
>>678977071
Does that honestly make a difference? either way native tits are disgusting i don't know how they are suppose to arouse anyone.
>>678967743
fapped
>>678968176
fapped
>>678968277
fapped
>>678968448
Yes, fapped
>>678977883
>>678977939
>>678978005
>>678978038
This is what I like about /b/
>>678961999
this movie just prove how all the isis video are fake.
>>678968978
Fapped
>>678976423
No, I am talking about the tribe on the sentinel islands.
>>678969139
Fapped, almost came, but didnt.
>>678977071
Fapped
Going to fap more
>>678961322
>Cringe tier
>>678960758
inb4 Merkel invites them to come live in Germany
>>678977282
>Petrol Sniffing Prevention Program
Creative.
>>678960758
Maybe the last aircraft they saw dropped a coke bottle and fighting over it caused a war. They ain't takin' no chances this time
as primitive their behavior on this picture may seem but their society is not as sick as ours.
>>678960758
That's not Brazil
>>678976915
they're saggy bc they dont wear bras. no shit bec #freethenipple
>>678980326
>throw it off the edge of the earth
>>678960758
"big bird, will feed us for life"
>>678975081
Watched this shit 5 minutes ago. Its on netflix right now.
>>678975195
>implying I dont have guns
>implying I wouldnt impregnate their women
>implying there arent massive amounts of knowledge in books
>implying I dont know any survival skills
>implying
>>678977939
>>678978005
>>678978038
>>678978364
I wonder how it would be possible to explain to them that a bunch of random people (myself included) around the world have masturbated to their pictures on the internet.
>>678980326
>>678961302
Even pocs need someone to oppress
>>678960758
Drop the bomb. Exterminate them all
>>678961316
>>678962169
>>678960758
>that giant flying monster would taste good
>>678974918
they worship those things and prince Philip and john frum
because they helped americans and brits in fighting japanese during ww2 and developed a relation. They aren't completely oblivious to the situation most of those shrines are made after the war when military already left as sign of sympathy rememberence etc... Some of them even went to england to meet philip. there was a documentary about it.
>>678982919
that movie was fucking awesome
>>678978608
You, dear anon, are fucking retarded.
I want to fuck a bunch of primitive tribal women.
>>678984823
Meet tribal women in your area.
Only 8743km away from you