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>>678959070
>Christchurch

How are we tonight fam? Shitty weather got me in the downers

Why are IDs even gone?

Dunners reporting.

>>678959129
We aiight, fam. You should cheer up, mate. Shitty weather means you can get that slick to slide.

Trying to get the courage to ask someone out that I don't talk to very much what do.

>>678959544
Should you really be asking them out if you don't talk to them much?

>>678959070
whats going on boys, where can i get shrooms in auckland?

>>678959725
We don't talk much because we have busy lives, I want to ask them out so I can spend more time with them.

Also wish flu season would fuck off

Dunners reporting, bruh

>>678959424
Yeah hey mate!

>>678959895
Ah, righto. That doesn't sound so bad. I dunno, just do it?
The answer is always no if you don't ask.
>>678959902
G'day, cobber! How's things?

>>678959544
Anon just hurry up an ask me out.

>>678960154
>The answer is always no if you don't ask
When was the last time you took your own advice?

>>678960206
A-anon, will you go to the movies with me on Thursday?

>>678959818
don't know bout shrooms, but wanna score some bud?

>>678959544
>checked

Just ask her if she wants to go to movie or someshit.

Stop being beta

Whos got the vola from last night?

>>678960349
O-o-of course anon! I thought you'd never ask!!!!

>>678960349
Eight years ago. Do as I say, not as I do.

>>678960154
Things are alright, man!
You?

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Can it be Friday yet? Anyone have powers to manipulate time? Sick of being a wagecuck right meow.

Also guess where reporting.

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auckland blotters. 2016nzthrowaway at gmail dot com

>>678960394
The plan was to ask /him/ if he wanted to catch a movie and get something to eat after. The problem is he only ever leaves his house to go to work, he's basically a hermit and he may reject me simply because going out would make him uncomfortable

>>678960684
Is he even a faggot?

>>678960504
Do you like Mexican, anon?? I know a place that won't give you the shits

>>678960527
All talk

>>678960634
Good to hear! You feeling better?
Yeah, okay. Went for a decent wander last night.
>>678960636
Australia.

>>678960784
No and that works to my advantage

>>678960684
girl or guy anon? Cause are you sure he's even straight or gay
>>678960818
I could go for a nice quesadilla

>>678960950
If he's not a faggot being asked out by a grill might upset him

>>678960950
Will something horrible happen if he says no? Just do it, it's not easy advice to take but it's all anyone can say.

Auckland reporting. Waiting for the missus to knock off.
I need to get out of this place so bad. Thinking pop or somewhere elves with good fish and fuck all people
>>678960370
Old mate Duncan Garner was reporting last week that is is known internationally that NZ has a sever lack o' dak.

>>678960997
We meet on tinder, so our sexualities are compatible

I want tacos

>>678961015
See that's the issue

>>678961085
For fuck sake. Pop = opononi and elves = else

>>678961164
Oh if it's on tinder just hurry up about it. The longer you wait the wetter his dick will get in someone else's pussy.
"wanna grab a coffee then some anal?

>friends tries to cheer you up
>you've heard it all so often you have comebacks for every pick me up
>friends loses all hope for their own life
>is now as depressed as you

This is why I shouldn't have friends

>>678961323
I tried that when we first started chatting but he's not up for ons

>>678961381
Agreed. You should die alone.

>>678960483
/r/yL3X1Q

>>678960857
Kek, nope. Still slowly dying
Oh so you did go out? It rained a fair bit last night. You would have enjoyed that

>>678961444
Wtf is he doing on tinder then? How old is he?

>>678960684
Just ask him... stop being afraid... whats the worst thing that would happen...

He'll say no?

http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>678959070
Fuck off you sheep fuckers.
You idiots think this is like facebook don't you...?

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found these today. gold tops or not?

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>chrsihcrhuch

hereaskaywas

>>678961568
He might say yes then murder her and wear her skin.

>>678961501
It's pretty common to find people just wanting to talk or looking for relationships.

I think he's same age/older

>>678961663
>don't even know his age
He sounds perfect anon.

>>678961646
Best of both worlds then anon.

Shes no longer polluting the world with her betaterizm and he gets to be the fag he always wanted

>>678961481
Jesus, you must be up to some shit to still be good while your sick! What do?
Yeah, man. Went on a right old tour. Three Mile Hill was good.
Nearly got some footage as well, but I goofed it and ended up bailing out before I got knicked.

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Fuck it, I did it. I'm blaming you guys if this ends bad

>>678961452
Thanks

>>678961629
You should eat them to find out.

>>678961904
Keep us informed Anon.

Good luck!

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>>678961904
>delicious don't trim

>>678961904

bro, what are you doing. A date? there's no dating culture here. There's a drinking a rooting culture.

>>678961974
Well he read it instantly and no response so I'm going to kill myself

>>678962071
Right? Anon was in before the question was even asked.

>>678962134
Do it on Tc plz

>>678961904
If he's complementing the state of your pubes with a straight face he is definitely>>678961919
a fag

>>678962134
He might be fapping to that delicious untrimmed pubic region.

Keep hope alive.. use bush to floss his teeth

>>678962071
>>678962135
We were talking about beards and I said I had a big bushy one

>replied
I don't want to open this

>>678961767
Just somewhat used to it at the moment.
Had class today, skipped my afternoon one, wasn't feeling it and I'm ahead anyway, other than that, nothing doing
What'd you get up to?
Would have been a mint night for some sideways slideways action
What do you record on? You got a dashcam or something?

>>678962304
OPEN IT.

>>678962304
>beards
If you're doing a handstand maybe

>>678961904
Anon we'd all like the avoid rejection but that's life. It happens, and if it does you just have to overcome that adversity. So don't be disheartened but fingers crossed for you

>>678962450
What the fuck is this? You have a quote of the day calendar?

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>>678962416
I can work with this
>might make it

>>678962422
That was the implication

>>678962573
Life experience

>>678962656
If his name starts with a J then he a ho

>>678962656
You need to have the movie in mind first to suggest to him

>>678962656
Are there even any good movies out though? I heard Hunt for The Wilderpeople is good but not really a date movie?

>>678962656
Post pic of you and him naow.

Let your fellow /b/rothers rate survivability of relationship

>>678962656
Obviously Zootopia

Anyone know the prices of adderall in NZ? I've been thinking of trying it for a while now

>>678962656
don't sound too desperate anon. Make him compromise with you. Also make sure you have a spare rag handy at the cinemas, you never know when you'll forget your first one that's soaked in chloroform.

Also coffee or a beer would have been better than movies. Movies you can't talk and get to know each other

>>678962845
$5 for a 3 months script. Ask your doctor or medical professional.

>>678962851
>Dick in popcorn
>cant dick in coffee

>>678962851
Fuck this. Men love desperate chicks. Trust me.

>>678962946
What do I need to do to get a prescription?

>>678962996
Says you. Free circumcision

>>678962404
Ah, righto. How long has it lasted previously?
Fair cop, mate. You're coming up to mid-term break anyway, no?
Today? Nothing, just the usual daily shit.
Yeah, man. It was good! Nah, just a shitty digital camera. Tape it to the dash, or set it down somewhere, whatever.

>>678963068
Have ADHD

>>678961629
not gold tops there the fake gold tops dont eat

>>678963068
tell him you can't concentrate. when he gives you the test select D for every question. doesn't matter as long as you don't actually read or think about the answers

>>678963149
I'm looking for it to study. I don't have ADHD, is there any other way to obtain it?

>>678961629
eat them and find out. dont be a pussy

>>678963094
Dunners and Dunners should kiss.

>>678962774
already have some. I have the whole date planned in my head already as well as what outfit im wearing and topics of conversations. we decided on a movie I suggested time and place. I dont want to come on to strong/bossy fuck.

>>678962798
>I heard Hunt for The Wilderpeople is good but not really a date movie?
any movie is a good date movie because it gives you something to talk about after.

>>678962802
never in a million fucking years.

>>678962834
saw it, was actually a decent movie. the environments were gorgeous.

>>678962851
>Movies you can't talk and get to know each other
You talk about the movie at the meal after so you have something to talk about and not awkward silence.

I take the whole bottle with me, its why girls have such large purses.

>>678963171
Thanks anon

>>678963273
Know someone who had ADHD

>>678963288
Calm down, Scotty.

http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam

>>678963260
Oh you tricky, Anon :) Thanks

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>>678963345
Not Scotty

>>678963290
>678962802

Then stop asking for help faggot.

We aint your quack

>>678963094
Varies heaps so I dunno
Yeah mate, end of this week. Much welcomed too
Ah sweet, chill as then?
That's basically a go-pro. mate!
>>678963288
Scotty, dat you?

>suggested time and place
>opened
>no response
Ive fucked it

>>678963509
apparently not
>>678963445

>>678963384
If they suspect drug seeking behaviour though, it's going in your file. then prepared to be fucked over by that for the rest of your life - whether your need for drugs is genuine or not.

>>678963290
>it's why girls have such large purses
>purses
I read that as pussys

>>678963509
Generally? Long time, short time?
Oh, word! That'll be chill.
Fuckin' duct tape it to the dash, meke GoBro, ow

>>678963531
>>suggested time and place
>>opened
>>no response
>Ive fucked it

your options:

1. not give a shit
2. msg back that she's a PoS stuck up cunt so she can screencap it and post it on facebook for sympathy lol

>>678963713
Protip... Don't do option b.

>>678963705
Honestly, probably not this long but it's been ages since I've been sick/had a cold so I can't remember
You know it
>GoBro
I think you're onto something, here

>>678963531
Relax, he's just got to build himself up to saying "yes"

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holy fuck I just realized snapchat shows you when someone screenshots the chat fucking kill me

>>678964071
He's chubbing himself up to send the dick pic.

>>678964071

he's having an anxiety attack lol. seriously though. he wants to seem cool and like he doesn't give a shit. I'd wait about 20 minutes, 30 minutes tops before he breaks. He's probably sitting there planning the wedding.

>>678964069
Yeah, fair enough.
You got any plans for the break, or you just playing it as it happens?
Eh, I can't claim the fame for that one, it was crazy Roadster man who coined that term.
>>678964111
Trips confirms it kek

>>678964111
This. Can't agree to a date without a half chub dick pic. There's social conventions here.

>>678959070
so who was this :"prominent new zealander" found not guilty on all charges anyway?

>>678964328
Me. Glad to be free boys.

he replies that he "still wasnt quite sure because its a big decision" so I said hit me up whenever and he asked for my number. so who the fuck knows. its not a yes, but its not a no.

>>678964566
No screenshot?

>>678964259
Take it as it comes, really
Got some bigger assessments to work on throughout it too
Shit, bet you to the punch. It was good though

>>678964646
not after >>678964097

>>678964566
>big decision
Fuck this loser. Find someone whose not a fag

>>678964667
What ever happened to your mish over to the West Coast?
Ah, cool. Keeping on top of it over the break should see you well off when you go back, for sure.

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All Auckland girls.

>>678964710
yeah i kind of rolled my eyes at that but I think he gets a bit of anxiety and I quite like him. I think he'll end up ghosting me instead of giving me a yes or a no.

Oh well, not the first time this has happened.

>>678965154
Lower hutt?

>>678964857
Man I forgot about that
People got busy I guess, including myself
I'm hoping so, mate, last thing I want is to fall behind

>>678965305

Nein. What's there is all i got. all OC.

>>678965154
0%OC

>>678965361
Damn, enjoy

>>678965326
Yeah, man. Seems like you've been going pretty hundy on the course, so I can imagine!
Nah, I reckon you'll be 'right. Seems like you're smashing it thus far.

>>678965217
How ugly are you?

>>678965467
super duper

>>678965663
At least you're white

>>678964328
fucking this.

anyone know? got a theory that isnt half cocked??

I bet its fucking Ritchie or Dan.

>>678965154

share a rar?

>>678965814
Ritchie or dan in whangarei? not likely. I bet it was Michael Hill Jeweler

>>678965458
It doesn't feel like I spend much time doing work outside of Polytech though, either that or I have too much spare time
Cheers lad!

Any chch bi girls around? Mrs and I looking for a third if there's anyone interested? Not gonna check this for long but worth a shot

>>678965985
yeah, or Mike Pero.

>>678966018
Well, nah, seems like you're chipping away at it most nights, weekends, etc. Sounds like you're on top of it regardless, so keep on keepin' on!

>>678966426
I hope it's Al Kirk

>>678966599
I wouldn't say that much, but enough time I guess
Gotta have that work/play balance
Cheers mate!

>>678967186
Yeah, you know it. But it seems like you get the "play" in as well, which is good

I love me a hot maori bitch aye ladz, wbu? Cept the bitches are usually crazy and stupid as fuck.

>>678967530

plus it's like dating one of the heads from easter island

>>678967672
kek!

>>678967672
Except they talk more, though they say as much worthwhile shit

>>678964328
Kim dot com?

>>678968255
fat fucks a german.

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>>678959070
faggots

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>>678964328
classic kiwi

>>678968418
You're late

>>678968418
What's his name?

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>>678968626
better l8 than never

>>678968418
God damn shes a bombshell

>>678968744
messy vag

>>678968846
Got any pics of it?

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>>678961904
shes gonna give you the chop bro next time say "lets" instead of do you wanna it makes you look weak, skip the movie and just eat movies are shit for first dates, order drinks at dinner then invite her back to your place for sex she will want a man not another gay friend

>>678968887
no, i didnt want to save it, sorry

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>>678962656
holy fuck stop being so beta dont ask her what movie she wants to go watch you pick youre the man why are you getting her to make all the decisions you soft prick youre just coming off as weak

>>678969121
Holy fucking shit, looks like lasagna. She's still hot tho

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>>678962656
cucking hell you may as well have asked her if you could prep her bull

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>>678969246
more of her gwaamsh

>>678962736
i have been tagged in that fucking meme by like 4 different girls, fuck. My family and girlfriend are on facebook lol

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You know what time it is.

ITS TIME FOR NO MERCI

>>678969499
lol

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idbro is dead

>>678969499
>haha?

>>678960370
Yes please god yes

>>678969890
Take his place, slothguy?

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>>678970185
it wouldn't be right mate.

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>>678969890

Seriously where's the Auckland bud at

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>>678970407
This wide yellow car is better than that one.

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>>678970513
yeah, but RUF will kill you out of love. A Twingo will just kill you cause no merci.

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>>678970605
Can't argue with that!

freindly reminder that carfags are cancer>>678970362
>>678970407
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>>678970513
>>678970515
>>678970605
>>678970693
>>678970757

>>678970362
>>678970407
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>>678970757
freindly reminder that carfags are cancer

>>678970484

2manyraids4u

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>>678970837
Better or worse than nudesfags though?

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>>678970879
shit nigga don't be sour

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I don't understand these car memes

>>678969890
I used to ghost-write for idbro

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>>678970943
no one is more cancerous than nudesfags but still quite bad

Welly fag reporting. Any grade A lush about? Jokes..
Any low grade outdoor crap around?

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>>678971178
not memes, lad. Just shitposting.
>>678971180
Merci, Twingo.
>>678971226
Oh, the irony!
Anyway, that red one up top is a Porsche 930, just like the shit I'm posting. I figured you'd like to know.

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Need more twingo in twingo folder

Time for race cars.

>>678971449
i used to drive the 911 carrera RS when i was living in Scotland. miss that thing so much

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>>678971639
We can do race cars, no problem.
>>678971675
That would've been good on B-roads and the like. Fuck, that would've been good anywhere!

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>>678971821
Spa? We can do Spa as well.

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>>678971821
I'm thinking that's Eau Rouge. This is also Eau Rouge.

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>>678971989
sadly i hav no idea where these are or what series. just random shit i saved..

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Sukairain Wins Over All

Where da dunedin nudes at?

I know summer's practically over, but does anyone else have a problem with paper wasps?

I've never been stung/bitten but they dive bomb into my face and build threateningly large nests within our vicinity, I hate them

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>>678972199
I feel great honour that you've saved some of the shit I've posted. I have brought glory to the emperor.

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i see you got some wannabe Godzilla's.

Did i tell you about the time i smack the shit out of the real Godzilla.

>pic related, it me.

>>678969890
i wish i was dead...

>>678971449
HON HON HON seems like a meme to me.

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tiny chat is pretty good though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfXBVNuBAjo

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>>678972394
Reward from the Emperor.

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>>678972481
There are many pretenders, but only one true idbro

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>>678972334
I'm really, really lucky. I've never been stung, ever.
>>678972463
Hey, I've got respect for based foive litre.
>>678972486
Okay, granted.

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>>678972694
Everyone should respect based 5.0ltrs Grp A cars. Rules where truly against them.

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>>678972903
Cornering muscle cars are the best muscle cars.
>>678972771
And I particularly liked these ones. That car, and the Mobil HDT cars that Brock and Moffat took to Europe.

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>>678973576
man the old vn/vp looked tough in race trim.

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>>678959544
Dubs confirm you gotta do it

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>>678974008
The early Supercar VP's were the best, I reckon.
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>>678974498
You're already onto it!

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>>678975038
Yeah, they look really good in the supercar/5.0 touring set up.

But I have bigger soft spot for the E series Falcon.

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This seems appropriate.

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>>678976037
>tfw i made that.

>>678976152
You did made that, indeed.
I've kinda run out of shit to post, I won't lie.

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>>678976493
i could post tanks or car adds but it seems the thread its dead.

>>678976451
English my language is not

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>>678976678
Yeah, nah. G'night, kiwis!

>>678977332
night fam

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>>678976678
did i hear someone say tanks?

>>678970969
what is he putting under the tires?
is it cardboard?

>>678978439
Maccas trays are what people usually use

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