>>678936372
My own urine because it's sterile and I like the taste

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>>678936630
to each their own! you supplement that shit with like, asparagus or fried rice?

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no need for drinks tonight, gonna get laid

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>>678936966
in a Call of Duty game? Bro, DLC~

>>678936372
Why do you look like a faggot?

It's this neckbeard again.

>>678936829
Thanks /b/ro.
legend

>>678936372
The finest liquor made by a New Jersey mafia town

>>678936372
Hey, I think I've seen you around here before. I love the sunglasses, what are they and where did you get them, if you don't mind me asking?

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>>678937186
why, how many have you seen and identified?

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>>678937384
Forgot pic

>>678937457
I was the antisocial white kid who hung out with the girls with the dyed hair and daddy issues....I've seen plenty of fucking faggots in my life

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exclusively hardened memes

>>678937627
U no it bb

>>678936630
ayyyyy

>>678936372
You sir, look beastly in that hat. Get a bandana/scarf and overcoat. You'd be bloodborne incarnate.
Cheers lad.

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I would drink all the time too if I worked at little ceasars and lived in my parents basement.

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>>678937307
absolutely, friend
>>678937384
gonna pour a drink you can't refuse, mm?
>>678937426
got these at a Spirit of Halloween place I worked at last year

no i dont

>>678936630
but is it necessary?

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>>678937701
A shot anon??

>>678937781
Probably not

This guy gets it

four beers, a shot of absinthe aaaand about a liter of really cheap wine

waiting for gran turismo 6 to install and for it to be time to pick up my new phone in the store atm... (morning am)

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>>678937616
so why the dagger's edge, friend?
>>678937719
Right?? dammit, I'm at the end of the game where I gotta fight Gehrman, I don't wanna do it.. still got that hat that looks like a toadstool too~
>>678937736
I'm in the apartment with my roomies. one's over there watching Fault in Our Stars, those kids finally fucked, now I'm waiting for one to DIE

>>678938113
Im just saying you look like a fucking faggot

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>>678938029
HEY! ..don't you drink and drive, BITCH
heh, nice selection for the mornin' gulp

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>>678936372
First time trying this and not displeased.

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Hey /b/wanna suck cocks with me. In the meanwhile I'll pretend this drinking shtick is interesting.

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>>678938291
and you sound like a chode, funny 'ol symmetry we got here, eh doctor Steinman?

>>678938358
well, i've been drinking for almost twelwe hours, so not really drunk from that stuff...

also, i finally get to play gran turismo after wanting to do it for more than a decade dude (yes, the game was a semi drunken purchase :D )

>>678938521
nope, sucking cocks is quite boring

BUT drinking is fun...

what i want to say is, that you have it confused

>>678937755
It's more that I won't refuse it. Anything that does the job as long as it's 80 proof or more

>>678938725
>1455605480529.jpg
>Op

Choose one

>>678938725
You have been doing it wrong. Sucking cocks is the new not sucking cocks

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>>678938460
very nice, that stuff is delicious. Second favorite after Ranger
>>678938521
hey, who's that handsome asshole?? and why'd he posting pics?
>>678938555
good times, for sure. Have a fun ride, brother

>>678938923
Sorta like pussy is the new penis? I hear ya

>>678938923
true, it's quite some time since i did it... but still, i prefer to have mine sucked as opposed to the contrary

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>>678938725
well said, my good man~
>>678938892
it looks tasty, probably can't snag it in my native texas

This fucking fagt again!!!
Your still breathing you fat fucking dweeb
Kill your self fucking useless alcoholic

>>678936372
What a freak

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>>678936372
Nothing.
I ended up in the hospital after drinking 1/2 a bottle of everclear last night before a concert. I'm a fucking faggot.
>Blacked out
>Never saw the band I went for
>mfw waking up in the ER
>pic related

>>678939337
It's like whiskey mixed with Popov. I think the local liquor store is taking advantage of a distributor or something cuz this is a 1L bar bottle for $10

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>>678939397
bullshit, this man is a living legend.

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>>678939337
hes so lonely he replies to everyone with a picture of himself, oh god

>>678936372
I bet this faggot doesn't even drink. He just does this shit because girls won't pay attention to his fat ass.

>>678939654
I call bullshit.

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>>678939393
that's right, fignuts!!
>>678939397
welcome to the show~

>>678939834
Idk. Who drinks high gravity malt liquor out of a glass?

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>>678939848
i am physically reacting to this cringe

>>678939034
I've loved everything by New Belgium I've tried so far. Their white IPA they sell during winter is one of my favorites.

On another note, what the hell makes you want to keep coming back here with all the backtalk you get from these shitheads?

>>678939848
Which lil ceasars do you work at so I can come by and laugh at you

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>>678939654
harsh, brother. You feeling better at least?
>>678939670
oh fuck, that sounds great!! gonna snag me that shit~
>>678939725
whoa ho! thank you, supreme leader
>>678939815
and you're what, another hater with a meme in each holster?

>>678940023
Hes so lonley and pathetic that any form of contact with him is good for him

>>678939978
I do so I can chug it faster but i'm an alcoholic, other wise there is no reason

>>678939337
Quit drinking and go get my pizza you fat fuck

>>678940221
that's definitely it

>>678940256
Use a bendy straw in the bottle next time. It'll spill a bit but who cares about a little spilled malt?

>>678940192
I'm good now, fam.
Thanks for asking!
Dunno what I'm going to do with the rest of that bottle though...

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>>678940192
i couldn't even image this level on loneliness until now

gin and (grapefruit) juice

>>678940501
Duh! Chug the rest and have another crazy night

>>678940221
It's kinda sad like if boxxy were fat,ugly and had gross fingers.

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Dont you know how to groom you nasty ass mother fucker?

>>678939654
i'd had bottle of something similar to everclear, planned to make gin from it

... drinking that shit is quite evil, especially when mixing; i got robbed after doing it once

>be me, in bad mood
>nothing to drink except for 96% alcohol
>drink quite a bit of it
>decide to go to a dive
> drink some more
>decide to go to mcdonalds to get a breakfast
>homeless dude along the way clings to me
>find out there is no wallet and no cigarettes in my jacket
>search the dude, find cigarettes, start yelling
>homeless piece of shit starts running
>run after him
>he drops the wallet
>pick up the wallet, fucker got lost
>tfw missing 60$

Impressed at your bravery OP.

Drinking cheap cider (linden village & strongbow) and smoking hash.

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>>678939978
I'm pacing myself, nite is young!
>>678939997
with the reply or the pic? oddly enough, my roommate to my immediate left just began Dark Souls 3, a mimic killed his shit
>>678940023
Mmm, a Prarie double IPA would kick a little ass right now. It's fun, I don't know why~
>>678940179
this is an old shirt, I work for Aramark

>>678936372
oh shit its that dude from tx
sup man
I'm drinking dos xx, I see you're still drinking like a nigger

>>678940708
what do you mean by ~

>>678940695
strongbow is some of the better stuff you can get for reasonable price here...

>>678940708
Why would they hire you? Aren't you a neckbeard piece of shit? Only Little Ceasars would hire you.

>>678940708
Gotta ask, where'd you get the glasses?

>>678941001
See
>>678937755

>>678941001
Dont engurage it

>>678940872
Linden village is cheap as fuck and really smooth.
My girl doesn't like it, thus the strongbow as well.
Are you from the UK?

>>678936372
Holy shit Nickel. I though you died.

>>678940708
Have a good night, OP

Whiskeyfag out

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>>678940221
>>678940256
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>>678940381
The Mt Rushmore of Wrong, everybody~
>>678940453
ooh, there's a fun policy
>>678940501
hang onto it, in case of snakebite
>>678940530
HAVE A VERY GARY BUSEMAS!
>>678940545
Laid back?
>>678940622
heh, yeah... hey!
>>678940645
gotta take it slow, brother! stretch it out and have a good time!
>>678940695
Love strongbow, the Lone Star nearby taps it pretty well priced

>>678940708
reply

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How's it going Nickel? I'm drinking some Jesus juice tonight:

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>>678940192
I was going to hate at first

but then somehow you won me over.

I'm trying to quit smoking weed and drinking, so this thread is bad for me. Have fun anons.

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>>678940803
'ey! I drink like the HOMELESS, come on.. and stay hairy, my friend
>>678940846
the tilde is a playful touch~
>>678940963
world's a strange 'ol place, eh?
>>678941237
oho, you know my name! I'm touched~
>>678941281
take care, brother! respect the whiskies

Jim and coke
Keeping it easy

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>>678941742
where do you live annon?

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>>678941587
It goes alright, friend, how about you?
and what is that juice there, looks... heavenly
>>678941685
oh, best you carry on then. Stay bulletproof, brother

>>678941953
>pizzas incoming

>>678936372
dude I love you

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>>678936372
ME?
Im drinking some keystone ice and smoking some weed.
It makes the pain go away(literally im in and immense amount of physical pain why I have no clue.
Its like hey sometimes you wake up with a back injury.
>kill me pls
>i never asked for this
>mfw

>>678941742
What's been going on with you Nickel? How is work and life in general?

>>678942028
extra cheese right?

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>>678940221
shut up, i like him

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>>678941850
tasty mix there! enjoying your nite?
>>678941953
Just a catapults launch outside of Dallas

>>678942307
yea this guy is chill in my book

>>678942023
It's a 79% Cabernet Sauvignon, 12% Merlot, 8% Cabernet Franc blend. I got a case discount so only about $85 per bottle.

>>678942336
I'm in garland heyo

>>678940645
Damn son. What a night. That shit is the fucking devil. At least you remember it all. My friend had to tell me everything that happened to me.
>gonna see some band
>I'm broke can't spent money at concert
>waiting for friend
>let's get fucked up right quick
>everclear? Fuck yeah!
>why I had that in my cabinet, no fucking idea
>all is fine
>buzzing slightly when we walk in
>"Anon, let's go up front and see the band come out!"
>Sure
>Each step I take, my vision gets darker and blurrier
>Friend says I walked to the EMT
>Why? No fucking clue
>Friend says cops come up to me
>Friend tried to be a bro and says he'll take me home
>Cops follow us
>Says I can go to jail or go to the hospital
>Friend says chill, he's talking me home
>We walk out of venue
>I decide it's ok to take a piss in front of the cops
>Cops grab me, call ambulance
>Friend tries leading me away
>I'm a sack of potatoes at this point
>Ambulance arrives
>I puke on an officer
>They load me up and I'm just telling my friend "I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
>Take me to the hospital
>Wake up in a bed covered in my own vomit
>Doc walks in
>"Oh you had a BAC of .360, didn't think you'd be awake this soon."
>I just stare at him like a dumbass not knowing where I am
>Still have my cell, wat
>Call friend
>Try to get up
>Fucking IV
>Friend takes me home
>Still drunk af when we get to my place

Never touching that shit ever again.

Yo, so I have a chance to get promoted to management. I don't want to stay at this company but if I sell out I can become huge in like 4 years. What do you think?

I out into consideration that selling out won't make me happy but will make me more of an alcoholic and make me feel more depressed but the pay is good

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>>678942049
thanks! love you too, man
>>678942143
Ain't it the truth, brother.. but y'know, its all proof of life in the end, you gotta duck and dodge the universe hating on you, rally your power and be like, "No, world, fuck YOU!"
>>678942154
moved back in with best friends, the old place was full of sadness. working at a hospital now, things might work out! hope you're doing okay too
>>678942197
'ey, that shit's extra. don't pull that front door shystering on me

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>>678942592
Hell. Yes. Kind of what I did a few years ago. I didn't want to be the tooling supervisor but I had the opportunity and I snatched that shit up. C.R.E.A.M.

>dat phat 401k

>>678942468
that sounds like hell of a night
i usually drink somewhat responsibly alone, but there were times where i didn't

once, i did close to a fifth of whisky, and then went to hit the bars

ended up with me passing out and vomiting too; no cops though, just friends checking my pulse every ten minutes and i cried for half an hour after waking up (don't really remember why)

>>678942850
What do you do at the hospital?

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>>678942468
Fucking pussy.

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>>678942421
wowie, that's sublime as fuck, can't even think what to pair it with! ..my mom's a sommelier, I pick shit up. she gave me St. Germaine this last weekend!
>>678942450
'sup, bro! how about that rain, eh?
>>678942592
drinking when you're sad never helps, but the crux of this might lie with your decisions. I'm afraid I can't help with your choice, only you can. But, whatever your route, always walk it with a smile and song on your soul.

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>>678942850
To be honest you're kind of a fag. But you got more balls than 95% of 4chan. I respect that.

Keep fighting the good fight.

>>678943161
Oh man, drinking till you wake up crying and dying

the fun never stops doesnt it?

>>678943338
missed the hail this time but my car is fucked from a few weeks ago

>>678943338
do you have a job besides profession shitposter?

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>>678943344
He may be a fag, but at least he's not sticking a credit card up his ass like >>678933996

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>>678943254
pharmacy, I gotta keep all this shit regulated

>>678943558
>professional

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>>678942336
It's been all right.
Setting aside all cynicism for the day and its bed time. Have a good night Nickelmaster!

>>678943753
>faggot

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>>678943300
12431
>chequed

>>678943338
I couldn't think of anything to pair it with either. I went with pretzel crackers just because I was just so blown away by the taste food wasn't on my mind.

>>678943338

I'm the faggot from the >>678942592 post. Thanks for answering, I will think it over when I'm sober. Again that was useful info, not drinking when I'm sad. Thanks. Onto rehab for me after this last drink. Farewell my fellow edgelord and faggots and stupid fucks.

Although OP is always a faggot, OP wasn't too much of a faggot tonite

>>678943833
checked

>>678943833
nice dubs

>>678943387
pretty much... that was a year ago though... i don't have money for the whisky, i don't have the free time, and my heart is not as broken

i drink quite a bit, but no close calls, no shitting in the sink, i'm quite adjusted, i would say

>>678937176
Fucking not drinking the 40 out of the bottle what the fuck man???

>>678944155
sacrilege

>>678936372
go to bed you fat american

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>>678943344
thanks!
>>678943556
oh hellfire, that shit fucked my best friends honda up.. but it was fun to run around in like assholes

>>678944239
nice try europoor good luck not getting rapped by refugees on your way to the subway

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Oh you know, same old same old.. ITS FUCKING BLEACH

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>>678943955
>>678944099
All these dubs
>mfw

>>678944239
well fed*

>>678944239
4nfag pls go

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>>678943791
nite nite, buddy~!
>>678943911
this Steel goes pretty nice with some muthafuckin' CRAAAAAB DIIIIIIIIIP!!
>>678943922
Take care, brother

>>678944442
its past your bed time fatass

>>678936372
BRO, you fucking hilarious, tonight for me is Warsteiner and some Czech brew GOOD shit.

>>678944690
Later brother. Gotta get some sleep before work tomorrow.

>>678944737
you arent talking to op you stupid mother fucker. How can you even try m8 your country is fucked beyond repair, you'll die tomorrow in a bombing

>>678944690
How long will you be on tonite?

So much dubs,
Almost makes me want to not drink bleach tonight.

Lauder's blended scotch. Cheapest stuff I could get down.

I can only drink 40s with orange juice. To me they taste like blood, especially when not ice cold

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>>678944155
>>678944204
ALRIGHT, damn!
>>678944771
ROCK IT, BROTHER! sounds robust as fuck
>>678944838
sleep well, buddy~
>>678944978
Another couple hours, I got two more 40's to go~

>>678944737
This is not. your. thread. Now FUCK OFF!

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>>678943833
>>678943911
>911 dubs
>mfw

>>678945175
did you kill it

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>>678944099
but you have the dubs

Drinking heavily leads me to make stupid decisions like accepting coke from strangers. I used to drink to write, but my powers have waned. Enjoy your adjustedness, for not everyone can command it as such.

>>678943639
The ride ended for me after starting to mix Xanax with whiskey and blacking out with no memory whatsoever of anything of a few days. Like fast forwarding into the future. Shit's cray.

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>>678945059
belly up, friend!
>>678945069
Lauder's.. sounds kinda lauded!
>>678945077
that's an odd combo, but whatever it takes, eh? I find 211 tastes like the flop sweat of a robot when it's warm.. which, y'know, isn't good.

>>678944635
i am the 99 one... ¨first time getting dubs (lurker)

it's quite fitting to get them in a drinking thread

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>>678945175
Do you need a hug anon?

>>678944737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20NVTDRaklM

>>678945380
bro you never heard of a brass monkey???

>>678945380
are you already out of booze?

>>678945367
i don't do drugs, especially with alcohol... even stopped weed in any form, as when i am drunk, i get really sleepy after weed (might have been the strain we'd had that last few times)... drinking, smoking and caffeine are all i need

well, sex too, but can't really drink or inhale that

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Ey yal bros, coming in with some fuckin nostalgia, watch this shit, drink with me, yall better pretend we in a bar in prauge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZWHVo-t2Vo

>>678936372
tonight I'm drinking Rebel Yell Small Batch Reserve. Its ok (my first time trying it) I usually drink Beams 8-star. Its a cheap blended whiskey, and in my town, its literally tree fiddy a pint.

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>>678945278
>>678945474
heh, yeah, but I GOT TWO MORE!!
>>678945448
naw, what's that?
>>678945442
Thanks muchly~

>>678945380
OJ + Old English = fantastic on a budget

>>678945912
Any time m8.

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>>678945912
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>678945912
Sup bro, I'm the guy up here>>678945903
Is that Cobra Malt Whiskey? I used to drink Olde English, till I switched to 8-star.

>>678945885
damn thats good...

>>678945380

What kind of 40s you drinking

>>678946093
I meant "malt liquor"

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>>678945885
hey now, leave the tunes to ME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8I41MALGps&nohtml5=False
>>678945903
sound like a sturdy taste, kudos~

>>678945912
holy shit man I'm about to rock your world

drink the 40 to the bottom of the neck, fill empty space with OJ and swish around. It tastes great if you have to drink 40s

never heard the beastie boys song?

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>>678945642
I used to get that too, but after a while, the sleepiness went away. Afterwards, I couldnt go drinking without wanting to smoke a blunt. It just leads to retarded levels of money burnt just chasing a feel of comfort.

Coffee/uppers, drinking/downers, most other drugs like LSD/other hallucinogenics and sex have never mixed for me.

Realizing all of this has made my life 75% less fun, but 50% more stable.

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>>678945978
OE800 and orange juice?? ...I gotta try that, thanks!
>>678946046
That fucker tickles me, he's like jim carrey meets nick nolte
>>678946093
>>678946191
Steel Reserve, the best of the worst and my poison for 5 years~

>>678937755
Mr Hot n Ready: thank you for making this thread. Actually contributing real/fun content, unlike all of the other jerks here. Enjoy your drinks!

>>678946299
Wow all teh comments on that video are 5 years old

>>678936372

I was drinking Guinness and Hendrix gin and tonic at a bar earlier. Now I'm polishing off a Johnny Walker Red bottle I've had for a while. Cheers!

>>678946649

How much does a 40oz cost where you live?

The cheapest I can get a 40 is cobra for 3 even but not worth it cause it tastes rank, rather go for 40oz high life for 3fiddy

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>>678946335
instructions SAVED! and yeah, I thought you meant like, a beer bong maneuver~

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>>678946649
yes hes the best and definitely hasn't stolen my soul

>>678938460

Ne Belgium seems incapable of prodcing a mediocre brew

>>678939034

my fav is also Ranger, but Fat Tire is pretty based too.

>>678946649
I'm the anon with the bottle of Price of Hearts. I was poor for a majority of my life. When you have a $5 bill left and you want to get drunk three tallboys of steel reserve was absolutely the way to go.

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RYE for life

>>678947178
>bulleit
why live

>>678947290
enjoy your old crow gay boy

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>>678946733
will do, breh! Have a good one
>>678946792
It's the song I'm into, I seen them fuckers live, real goddamn hoedown
>>678946814
oh hot damn, that's prime stuff! Saludos, amigo
>>678946837
I got a hookup nearby, $1.99 baybeh~

captain morgan spiced rum with cherry coke

>>678947457
old overholt or die nigger

>>678947178
This is my go-to when I travel to the midwest where no bar stocks wild turkey.

>>678947459

Damn $1.99 is that nigga out of his mind?

Well kuddos to you for locking down that supply. I would do that too for the price.

What do you think of call of duty franchise and multiplayer? I need to know

I probably should go to bed but your posts want me to crack another beer. drinking some homebrewed ipa

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>>678946959
my mom loves that stuff at cookouts~
>>678947033
absolutely, good to know you got back up and stepped onwards!!
>>678947178
MMmm, I love the orange label one, good choice!

>>678947624
wild turkey 101... best worst decision you can make at a dive bar

>>678947925
ew

>>678946649
Ahh I have some experience with Steel Reserve man. Gets the job done for sure. I'm listenin to Whiskey Friend now. Easy goin man.

>>678947982
seriously duh fuq

>>678947840
You'll do that at some point Nickel. I don't see you drinking 40s forever.

>>678947840
do a cum tribute

Some romani sambvca

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>>678947593
YARRR!!
>>678947624
Right? try finding Old Granddad in some places in this country..
>>678947681
I loved the MW campaigns and Black Ops 1, walking into the Pentagon?? so cool.. and multiplayer, I can take it or leave it, but I had a glorious sniper duel on Black Ops' 1v1, it took a long, LONG time and he still got me.
>>678947732
me too! CHEERS!!

>>678948049
wild turkey is fucking gross I'd rather drink evan williams if I'm drinking cheap whiskey

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>>678948049
>>678947982
or bacardi 151

>>678936372
do you play trumpet?

>>678948271
I don't get how people can enjoy something that tastes and smells like rubbing alcohol

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>>678947992
BREAK OUT THE WHISKEY!!
>>678948071
Thanks, friend. I don't plan on doing this forever, but I do plan on keeping you entertained.
>>678948104
I can't, this jizz is private reserve for the missus.

>>678947925
>>678948049
I like what I like.

>>678948414
you dont

the ends justify the means kinda deal

>>678948672
true but it is still shit

>>678948657
>the missus
post pics

>>678948521
>>678948414
followed by some tequila then a well long island

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>>678948269
>>678948271
come come now, let's not booze snob! sometimes, we gotta just get schlit-faced without spending a fortune~
>>678948293
nope, I drum and play guitar

>>678948707
right, i usually drink to forget

>>678948875
old overholt isnt that expensive and good shit tho

>>678941191
nope, i am central europe... no linden village here...

>>678948771
This is what I drink on a weekday
>>678941587
The wine in my pantry is worth more than the vast majority of people's vehicles. I hate scotch. I like Wild Turkey.

>>678948976
>$17 for a 750ml
uh no it is

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>>678948672
>>678948707
>>678948771
>>678948831
Oh, just get drunk, friends!
>>678948810
no way, I received a 4 hour long argument the last time I did that and I have no desire to emulate the experience. plus I.. don't really have any pics of her on me, harmless or otherwise

>>678949187
O sorry im not that poor i guess bitch

>>678948875
alright yea yea ok

>>678949209
okay but on a scale of 1-10 how hawt

>>678949209
lol anon why did you tell your gf you posted her pics online?

>>678949251
gotta get my fix somehow

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>>678936372
All this shit. Playing skate and getting drunk with my bruhs

i picked up a litter of potters vodka for 7 bucks i feel like a king

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>>678949379
booze is booze fair enough

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>>678949209
I used to drink nikolai straight out of the bottle

no more sir, no more

>>678948875
I always wanted to learn guitar bro. I play Sax. Have a sip for me bro. I'm the guy from up here.>>678947992
>>678945903
This is a fun thread. I hope it doesnt die soon. I'm not quite full up yet.

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alright bro's can we at least agree that nobody shall drink this shit?

>>678936372
damn nigger

its been like 4 years since ive seen you

>>678949725
yeh potters is way better anyways /s
my favorite vodka is titos

>>678949540
when i remember those times drinking nikolai and vladimir I get PTSD

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>>678949320
she's my 10, everything about her makes me stupid and malleable.. it's like a fucking Big Bopper song.. but on a doucher scale, she's a hard 7
>>678949371
because I'm an honest dumb fuckin' idiot! god, I will never live it down..
>>678949426
LATE 360 SHOVE-IT to BONELESS'D!!
>>678949430
having fun, bro?

>>678936372
Haven't seen you in a while.
Where'd your original glasses go?
The wire framed rectangle tea shades.

>>678949870
>she's my 10, everything about her makes me stupid and malleable
=3 aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats so cute

>>678949870
im half way through the bottle so you tell me! lel

>>678949870
why don't you post with your gf? does she know of your anonymous shenanigans?

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>>678949540
I still drink that shit when I can't score three 40's of Steel under 8 bucks! goes nicely with Aldi pickle juice, I call it a Goblin Finger~
>>678949665
how about a song I can almost play? it's my favorite folksong~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOiMSTzwa28
have a drink on me, brother!
>>678949725
Nope! that's my convention-weekend sauce!
>>678949820
glad you've taken care of yourself~

>>678950296
you gotta post yourself playing this

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>>678949870
No more skate. I caught a big fucking cat though you can have iy OP all yours

>>678949725
used to drink pints of this every day. that catapulted me onto the next level. nothing like drunk lecture participation in college.
>>678949870
are you going to finish both the steelies tonight?

i am 5 tall cans deep of icehouse. plus a dollar shot of e&j.

how much do yall drink every week?

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>>678949972
my brother used them to death, working on finding a new pair 'cuz you're right, they were STRIKING!
>>678949980
heheheh... what can I say, I love her and I'ma raise a child with her someday.
>>678950038
YA HA HA!! too true, son! cheers~
>>678950152
it would feel better if she'd left me the first time rather than she find out I did it again..

shit, forgot the music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOiMSTzwa28

>>678950584
eat it

>>678950652
IMPREGNATE HER

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>>678950584
this is now a dubs thread

rollin' for cat in op's drink

>>678950812
ROLL

>>678949665
>>678950296
Just had a hefty shot of Rebel Yell for you bro. I'm lookin up the song. Can I suggest one just personally for you cuz its my most recent drinking song. I grew up with it and hated it, but now I love it when drinking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k&ebc=ANyPxKp9e-scfozNznuuUybauqysgv24aJWJtgLKy4ZKq9a2uWT1-wf5ohOJhfW7f5KS6fq64Dmj98JMUj8IJ3_18_3HNGwK0w&nohtml5=False

>>678936372
God damn it, your autistic ass is still posting here? It's been what, like, 3 years of this bullshit? You need to get laid buddy.,

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>>678950509
I need to buy a guitar first.. I miss playing
>>678950584
damn, is it alright? my girl Shuko was a tortie like that...
>>678950610
brother, I am killing these at a pace, I wanna shoot the shit with awesome strangers and listen to sweet tunes, that'll take another 40 and a bit of time~

>>678936372
Water.

>>678951003
OK that link looks way too long but the song I was posting was Bloodhound Gang- The Bad Touch.

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>>678950652
ayyyyyyyyyyyye

>>678950610
being drunk in lecture sounds like a waste of time. being high on the other hand is ok, but still kind of a waste of time IMO

>>678936372
do you blame the niggers and jews for your fat body and wasted life

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bamf

>>678951023

you gonna make a second thread after this one reaches bump limit?

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>>678950714
I'D RATHER PRACTICE A BUNCH OF TIMES!! and again, this is why I don't tell her about these threads, she's gonna start wanting a baby even MORE! I love her to death, but I need an even better job first so I can win the bread..
>>678951003
GYA HA HA!! bro, that is a lovely choice~

>>678951485
yeh i getcha

>>678951134
how did you not post Rebel Yell? :D

anyway, bad touch sounds good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-cwpJgp248 i am rolling this as of now

What do you think about aliens and UFOs. Legit answer required. Not that I'm trying to make you out as a weirdo, just want to know what a reasonable person. Thinks. You have proven to have good logic, just saying

>>678950652
>working on finding a new pair 'cuz you're right, they were STRIKING!
Good fucking luck with that man. The only sunglasses I find are fat plastic rimmed pieces of shit. I haven't seen a decent pair of wire frames in ages and I'm too damn lazy to spend time going through google. If I find some I'll let you know where though if I do stumble across them next time I see you in a thread though if you want?
Niggers don't appreciate wireframes.
My last pair was stolen unfortunately.
Kick your brother in his nuts for fucking your glasses.

its 2am in our neck of the woods man, what time you have to wake up for work?