>>678932105
death threats or bribery
works every time

>>678932105
Cook her a lot of italian foods with way to much parsley, parsley can cause a miscarriage in early stages

>>678932105
you are fucked anon, same happend to me and i got a son now who i cant even see or have anything with.. and yeah, i pay child supporty. GG

Life begins at conception you fucking commie. Suck it up and raise your kid and don't murder it.

Kiss the next 18 years of your life away... at a minimum. Really, every thing you wanted to accomplish just got flushed down the toilet.

>>678932105
Let her keep it.
When she's just about due move states.

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>>678932466
>parsley
this is helping I saw where vitamin c works as well, thanks anon.
keep it coming /b/ros

>>678932105

Does she have any aspirations? For example if she wants to live abroad, say something like "I am so happy we are going to have this child and that you're willing to give up your dreams of going abroad."

Or whatever. Also, I am sure you know this... but women flip flop. Get her on a good day and drive her straight to whatever clinic to make plans. Once she makes a plan it will be easier to keep her on that path.

Oh man, I don't envy you. At least shes not ugly... if that is a picture of her.

>>678932105
Tell her to put it up for adoption

>>678933203
Shes a 5/10 man thats a just a picture for yall. I see what you are saying with catching her in the right mood tho. Im trying to get her to think about her education thats shes right in the middle of.

>>678932662
how much is your child support?

Don't be a bitch, just kill her

>>678933528
Yeah it is a game. Play the game. If you flip out on her, you will lose.

I had this happen once to me... thank god it was just a false reading. It was with a Chinese girl who wanted a green card. I would have been fucked.

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>>678933920
well, i can see your point

Is she reasonable?

What worked for me is just saying "I'll support whatever decision you make, but the honest truth is I'm not ready for a kid nor can I support one. I want to improve my life and career so I can make a good life for my children in the future, not a terrible one now."

Listen to her points, feign respecting them, continue to push your points, don't concede any positives to having a kid now.

Also make sure to say that you'll be right beside her for the whole process, drive her to the clinic and everything.

Good luck.

Just push her down the stairs OP

>>678932105
Take her to the batting cages and "accidently" swing at her stomach

Simple. Get her drunk. Get her drunk often. Keep her drunk.
And a third of pregnancies end is a miscarriage, with no one even noticing there was a pregnancy.
Just get her drunk and get her to smoke a bit. That will get the kid rekt.

>>678932675
Prolife fag

>>678934424
this can confirm it worked

>>678932105

inform her that you do not want the child, and you will not be a father to it in any capacity.

never pay for a single item of the baby's needs. (that includes giving the mother money.) if you do so, then a judge can make you pay child support.

a pack of condoms costs about $5; raising a child is close to $200,000. you tell me which option you'd like.

>>678933203
If qt in pic wanted to have my child I'd post a celebratory thread

>>678932105
LOL. You're fucked.

>>678934424
Is she reasonable? Well, she can be sometimes.

Im no so sure even saying i support what decision she makes is even a good idea. But I like your method. I was trying to decide between pushing her away now to make her lose hope ill even give it a chance or keep being there for her and still pushing my agenda the entire time in a understated way.

I convinced my sister to get an abortion, at first she was defensive asf but I told her i wasn't ready for fatherhood or anything of that sort, mom told her off for not wearing any contraception and eventually she gave into the pressure and got 1.

OP and Anons, care to elaborate how a girl gets prego on the pill, unless she skips her dose times?

>>678932105
You need to make her come to the conclusion to abort. She needs to think it was her idea. Work with this OP

>>678932466
Anything like this is total bullshit, there are no herbal abortatives. Might as well tell him to serve her pennyroyal tea

>>678935389
Ha ha, I don't know there's a strong correlation between craziness and hotness. That's probably one crazy bitch.

>>678935686
wait, you impregnated your sister

>>678932105
1. Lift
2. Get mad swole
3. Punch her right in the gut
4. ???
5. Profit!

You may be able to give up parental rights. Not sure -- look into it.

>>678935686
Yeah, I actually believe you would fuck your own sister.

>>678935660
That depends. What do her friends think? Or what would they think?

If you take yourself out of the picture, and are not part of the decision making process, you will screw yourself. I get the losing hope thing, but will she? She's a stranger to us, so we don't know.

>>678932105
Say you're going to kill yourself because you can't stand the thought of being a father after what your father did to your life, and wish her the best in raising the kid alone. Seriously, it works.

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>>678935716
>>678935801

>>678935787
Tbh I love crazy as fuck girls... If they're super hot of course. I'm probably a masochist.

>>678935716
Not taking a dose at exactly the same time every day. Missing a dose.

It happens. Even with vasectomies, pregnancies happen. Kinda sucks that there's no super-effective no brainer reversible birth control for males.

>>678932105
Fuck her again, and while she's sleeping give her some sort of elephant tranquilizer shot whatever the fuck kind of medical delivery system that gets you off, and as she's slipping into a never-ending nap, shove a few wire coat hangers up her vag just to be safe

>>678933631

700 per month

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>>678936176
The word you're looking for is DeSpErAtE

>>678934827
Can confirm this works

>>678932105
Use blue cohosh. Get it on Amazon. Put it in her food or drink (be aware it tastes like dirt)

Don't be a faggot, it's possible.

>>678932105
If she has a moral standing against it, it'll be easier to convince her of adoption. Play up the financial burden and make sure she understands that she needs to be able to provide and I don't think she can without someone's help. Its for the benefit of the child, plus adoption gives the gift of a child to someone who can't have kids.

>>678932105
sup connor

>>678934166

Holy shit, dodged the most dangerous bullet

>>678935716
Well BC is about 99% effective so there's always a chance. Also most antibiotics will decrease the effectiveness of birth control. They always tell women that before they give them strong antibiotics, but bitches are dumb and forget all the fucking time when they want the dick.

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>>678936357
that's SSDI salary. so if you're disabled and you get a girl pregnant you'll have nothing lol

>>678932105
Make her sign some papers so you don't have anything to do with it.
Get that shit written down all that shit.

>>678932105
persistent high levels of stress can lead to miscarriages

just throwing that out there

>>678934827

Can confirm this can't not succed

>>678936498
adoption doesn't "give" the gift of kids, adoption is an expensive process most people don't go through. The kid will grow up in foster homes and become a bum or a raver.

>>678934424
this.
best go to clinic too.
thats where i blew it (said she only wanted her friend with her)
sooooooo a kid
luckily i love my kid

the other possibility is that you tell her its gonna be a wrestling match cuz you dont love her and you will want your kid.

>>678935228
How does this work? Legalities and all dat

>>678936619
It's almost impossible to make that stick in the states. Several judges have reversed similar deals. Basically if a woman wants child support in the states, she gets it.

>>678932105
Take her to a staircase warehouse

>>678932675
This.

>>678935775
It's not so hard to believe that there are plants that are poisonous enough to kill a fertilized egg without harming the person.

There are plenty of plants that contain chemicals which can increase the likelihood of a miscarriage.

>>678936064
Her mom had her by accident, i think she will most likely tell her to save her to not trap herself with a kid, but i dont know that for sure. I dont know any of her friends. But im going to keep myself in the picture like you said, always pushing her to get rid of it.

>>678936123
ive thought of this, theres a small chance it would work in so far as showing her I really give not a single fuck about having a kid right now.

>>678935716
idk but it is possible, she takes it every day. My seed is strong. As was my fathers, I was born after a vasectomy.

>>678935775
Good idea.

>>678936927
Yeah, that's a given. It is a guaranteed cheque unless you can prove the women is a meth addict and an unfit mother.

Men have no abortion options.

>>678932105
Serve her pennyroyal tea. Works like a Charm if she is under two months.

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try to convince her on the things she'll miss out on due to a kid. she might say shit like you dont have to be there or be a dad or whatever. But that shit is going to change real fast and wether she hounds you or comes after you with Child Support you're going to end uf sufferingher because dude, If I'm honest about anything its Women are cold lying backstabbing dishonest unsympathetic fucking creatures. You dont want a kid, but too fucking bad theres nothing you can do about it besides break her mind and will or take matters into your own hands by puching her in the stomach until its definitely not happening. That or running the fuck away. Or killing yourself.

Sorry dude but the truth is don't fucking believe anything that comes out of a girls mouth. That shit means next to nothing and I've never met a girl or woman that has any accountability.

>>678932105

Tell her you are really excited and that you want to help raise the child.

Women are evil. She deliberately got pregnant to fuck you and if you say you're really happy about it she'll get an abortion to fuck with you.

>>678936485
Listen to me fuckhead. This has worked for me half a dozen times

>>678937160
>>678932675
War starts at overpopulation. Kill the girl and the little homie, homie. Before he grows up in foster care and rapes/mugs you.

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Take her camping, leave her in the woods.

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>>678936785
i like the way you think.

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>>678937427
hahaha sureee

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>>678936276
It's called masturbation

>>678932105
dude you're fucked

>>678936618
NEET dickhead detected

>>678937181

Natural abortifacients exist, but "no harm" to the person is a subjective term. Whatever is going to cause an abortion is likely going to cause cramping and considerable discomfort at the least to the mother. Taken at the wrong doses, it can absolutely be fatal.

Par for the course if that's the path chosen.

go to the mexicans that hang out at home depot looking for day labor and ask where you can get a fake ID

start a new life.

>>678938217
Only til I get out of College, I swear on mi supportive mum

>>678936900

the courts will unfairly favor the woman, no matter what. legalities vary from state to state, but as a general rule, the above mentioned info should keep a person from getting a anchor chained to his wallet for the next 18 years.

wouldn't be a half bad idea to talk to an attorney, to write up documents surrendering all responsibility to the child, so you'll be in the clear.

if she refuses to sign them, then she deliberately got pregnant to trap you, and those kind of relationships never end well. best to get out now, before she can make your life a living hell.

be firm. she will use every dirty trick in the book and beyond to keep you under her thumb.

>>678938217
Nah actually I'm paralyzed from the waist down.

grateful for anything guys, stories advice, methods, anything. On this board are some of the greatest and worst minds of our generation, we can do this.

>>678938760
This is /b/, all you get is the worst minds. The greatest are off in /sci/ or /hum/ or /fit/.

NEXT TIME YOU TALK TO HER RECORD WHAT SHE SAYS FOR EVIDENCE AND SHIT NIGGA

No one is recommending the Tom Leykis approach. I must be an oldfag.

Okay, it's called the hail Mary for a reason:

You go to her and you put on your Oscar winner hat and you say to her, "baby, I love you so much. I don't want anything to break us apart and I'm in this for the long haul. I'm just so fucking worried that if we have a kid, we won't be able to treat it right because we're young and can't provide. I want to be with you always, and I want kids in our future, but we can't do this now."

Hopefully she agrees and gets the abortion. Then you dump her ass.

>>678932105
Tell her you're secretly attracted to men

your best option is actually to meditate and go to the gym or take a fat breather and get through it, convince her not to have the baby and do all the avoiding options listed above.
Otherwise, you are fucked. Any herbal whatever will put you in prison for attempted murder.

>>678939225
The key is that you're offering her a fantasy that is better than this reality. You have to fuckin sell it

>>678939225

2 birds 1 stone

>>678932105
Just lie to her
Tell her you that you've been trying to make better choices lately and that ever since you've been seeing her your life's been coming together.....

Then tell her you don't want to do anything to mess that up, bc you guys are still so early into it trying to make the most out of your lives.....

>>678932105
You dun goofed.

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>>678939225
this sounds like one of those, "so crazy it just might work" kinda things, a hail Mary for sure. but i can still integrate parts of that into my plan. how long you been on b?

>>678939225
Try this first and it might work but it probably won't and yeah. You might have to threaten to kill her and the baby if she doesn't accept the Hail Mary.

>>678932105
One the pill can really mess with the fetus. Huge amount of known birth defects.

>>678939751
Since '02 or so probably. At this point you're already fucked, so you may as well try everything.

But yeah don't go doing things that will get you thrown in jail

there is always plan G if all eles fails you may need to hide the body later but it may just get the job done

>>678939977
>Since '02
4chan launced late '03
fucking liar

>>678939664
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>>678939480
I see what yall are saying. Im just going to have to really think this through. I know one thing for sure, if the fetus gets to were you can see all the little features, arms, legs and god forbid a face.... its game over. I have 2 maybe 3 weeks to make this happen. after that she will shut down on me and that will be the end of it.

DONT.

it's one of my regrets especially once I grew up and had kids.

Just deal with it and be a father

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>>678932105

>on the pill and still got prego

No she wasn't. You were just dumb enough to not pull out, and now she gets child support for 18 years.

GG op.

>>678932744

Underrated post.

Better yet, move countries.

A bitch will go a long way to get child support

>>678940807
Actually, Tell her the baby is going to be deformed and retarded because that's the side effects of being pregnant while on birth control. The pill will have deformed her fetus as she took it. So you might have a retarded baby to pay child support for as well.

>>678941382
trust me I thought about this, fucking mide rape horror bro....

>>678941382
Tell her you love her and if she rly wants a baby you'll make her one later on but this baby is going to be fucking elephant man with flippers and no eyeballs.

>>678939751

That pic is fucking frightening.. it's.. shit...

You're gunna have to find it a bell tower and move to France with it and get to know some Gypseys because this fucker is going to be Quazimoto

>>678932105
Tell her to get one or you'll leave her. Then leave her anyways

>>678941382
This is bad for a few reasons, one being that she can just fucking google the horseshit and two, if she intentionally didn't take the pill she'd have nothing to worry about.

Women don't run on logic, they run on emotion and if you appeal to her little darling princess mindset, you have a chance.

And you're right,the longer you wait, the more likely she'll keep it.

It's simple. Just tell the baby to get the fuck out

Not actually though, I think the pill doesn't affect prenatal development after but idk I might be wrong. Pretty sure it would be fine but dont let her know that. And don't let her talk to a doc about it before you do.

>>678942016
Don't do this either because threats never work on women, especially abortion threats

My 'father' hung around till I was born and took off.

>and I turned out fine

WAIT TO TELL HER ABOUT THE FETAL DISFIGUREMENT until you're OUTSIDE the abortion clinic because she might google it or something stupid and it might be wrong.

>>678942066
yeah if she didnt take the pill on purpose she'd just be like haha you idiot i dont have to worry about that little bit.

Im going to try my best, but shes a strange one. Hard to read.

know a little slut that took bubble which is kind of a shitty synthetic drug which dumb people snort and one exstasy that was in all odds mostly ketamine . and she lost her baby . this was one tablet and less than a gram of powder

no it was not mine , no I didnt give her drugs . I only 420'd then . she was a crazy beeatch

>>678932105
Say that mental health problems run in your family then go retard to prove it

>>678942520
oh you are fucked if she';s a strange one. yeah. meditate and stuff man. Life happens. I'd take your dilemma over my paralysis any day.

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>>678934954
Didn't work for my mate. He now has to support an alcohol fuck up syndrome kid.

>>678942706
Heres the fun part, she fucking has mental problems in her family... depression and shit.

>>678932105

Does she like drugs? They usually give you a hydrocodone prescription to take home, assuming you go for a surgical rather than a medical abortion.

>>678942908
Everyone has mental problems in their family. Who gives a shit?
>she wont give a shit if you tell her you have bad genes either

>>678942908
ya dude i dated 1 of those and they ARE baby crazy and you ARE fucked. THey long for a thing to raise that will orbit around them "mommy mommy" all day, their only reason to live, to neglect an orbit child.

>>678942940
nope, she takes a few xanax now and then but nothing to crazy, shes in the military so she gets drug tested.

A well angled kick close to a stair?

>>678940611
i was in the pre alpha closed beta you faggot newfag

>>678933151

Blue and black cohosh are supposed to work too. You can get tinctures for cheap.
Also Dong Quai, which is easy to find in caplet form.

>>678943157
The Hail Mary, "I love you so much let's be together but not with kids, i'll stay if you abort it" is your only option MAYBE. probably not even a option.

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>>678943176
And the truth comes out, sounds like she wants to get out of a deployment. Lazy bitch. Report to her Command that she trapped you into getting her pregnant so she could get out of deploying.

>>678943605
What deployments?

Does she actually WANT to have a baby or is she just scared of the abortion process? It stresses a lot of women out if they don't know what to expect.

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>>678943871
Ragtop land, Okinawa, Korea, Germany, Italy, any deployment a female doesn't want to go on(cause they want to stay stateside), if they get preggo they don't have to go.

>>678932105
call her up and tell her these exact words:

Hey baby I know that you are pregnant and I just wanted to let you know how I truly feel about it. I've decided to stop being a huge bitch and raise my own child instead of killing it like a nigger.

It will work wonders OP

>>678932105
*accidentally* push her down the stairs obviously op are you stupid?

>>678943605
Chill, shes just in the national guard.

>fuck buddy for a couple months
>she gets pregnant
>she thinks she loves me
>she's had an abortion before to a guy who said he'd marry her if she aborts
>i appeal to my schooling and our combined lack of means to support a child, reiterate to her that we were never, and won't ever be serious
>further appeal to what kind of life this is for our child
>my body my decision, you dont have to be there for it

what the fuck do you think happened, she had the baby and she has me by the fucking balls now.

>>678932675
I'd kill it even if it was born , hell I'll do it for fun

>>678939977
11/29 in county is still better than 18/21 years of $800 a month child support.

Fuck her up and cause the miscarriage. It's simple assault since you "had no idea" she was preggo.

>>678944997
moral of the story, say you'll marry her and she'll kill her child, because woman are selfish fucking apes who only think of themselves.

>>678942683
lol is this for real

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>>678944583
Pfffft, nasty girl. You're fucked. Shoot her then kys.

>>678944997
/thread, ha you're fucked. should have known better not to be a motherfucker. now you're a fucked mother fucker. There's reasons single mothers are single mothers. Their mothers were probably single mothers as well. Now she can take your money AND be a hoe!

>>678937542
the kid wouldnt grow up in foster care if OP wasnt such a failure.

>>678932105
If you arent set financially, tell her it wouldnt be fair for the child to bring it into this world, and you want to be able to give the kid everything and not have to deal with the kid maybe growing up with a stressful/rough childhood.

Thats worked for me a couple times lpl

But seriously, moving across the country and changing your name woild probably do the trick. Get everything in order and peace. Do this BEFORE you're forced to pay child support.

>>678940807
Yep if it gets to the stage of having little alien arms and shit then good fucking luck trying to get her to agree to an abortion. Also if she starts buying shit for the it then you are boned

Does anyone else know that she is prego, like family or anything?

>>678932105
OP, you know people are willing to adopt that kid. even if it has your shitty genes. you dont have to fucking kill it

>>678946891
But come on, skulls for the skull throne and all that

>>678946891
I have god like genetics, she on the other hand. Not so much

>>678946561
>>678932105
Also to add, say that with you guys having a kid you guys wont be able to persue your life goals until way later in life, and you her and you to follow your dreams before you have a kid.

You really gotta try to make it about her. All girls are selfish and needy so make it about the "us" and the "her", and less about "you"

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>>678932105

Kill yourself you normie bitch. :)

>>678946891
Shut up, faggot. There are already too many people on this planet.

Hi OP

Tell her that you have paedophile urges and that you're scared you might start fucking the kid if she keeps it.

>>678935660
Don't push her away. Women are indecisive, and if you leave her alone she will do nothing (aka, shit a kid)

>buy plan b, and prenatal vitamins.
>show her vitamins, but give her plan b pill.
>buy rubbers
>use rubbers

>>678947167
so kill yourself. an unborn kid has more potential than you at this point

As a new father,let me tell you right now,if you are not fiscally able to take care of a child.You should have wrapped ya dick up before fucking her.My fiancé and i just had our first child.However am financially stable an pay for her schooling an all the bills.An my fiancé is 22 years old,while my ass is 29 years old.If you know you are not able to raise or support the child,tell her and explain to her why you feel the way you do.However,the choice of getting a abortion is utlamentaly not up to you.It's her own choice,if she decides to keep the child than you are responsible for that child.Even if you leave the state or country.She will more than likely track you down and y ou will have to pay child support.However,this could have been avoid if you just wrapped ya dick before fucking her.Now if she decides to keep it,be ready to flush any dreams you have down the crapper for at least the next 18 years.Just being honest here..good luck..

be a man and push her down the stairs, you beta fuck...jesus

Go for a drive, swerve into a tree on the passenger side, babby is kill

>>678934508
This

>>678947423
Uh huh, good one.

Why not bring another child into this world to be raised by a poor, single mother? Those kids come out great.

Or maybe it will get to be an orphan, even fucking better.

Eat shit.

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>>678947529
Thanks Captain!

>>678932105
Take her horseback riding

Put rat poison in her food kill her and the baby, live your life free of financial leeches

>shes on the pill and she still got prego
Don't tell me you only used one method of birth control. Well, considering you had sex with someone that was against abortion (protip: ask first) I'm betting you only used one.

>>678932105
Not your decision.
BTFO

>>678947423
hurr durr hence adoption

Plot twist, op is nigger
>justasplanned.rar

>>678947378
Plan B the brand name pill will do shitfuckall if she's already pregnant. Plan B PREVENTS pregnancies, it doesn't stop them.

Yes, naming a pill after a general phrase that could also describe an abortion pill as well was a super dumb move.

>>678932105

Why doesn't you want a kid?

Honestly, I'd say let her have the choice of abortion, I'm in no way a oversensative "freedom fighter"/tub of lard beta or a femanazi, but, i think that making a women to kill what sounds like her first child is fucked up. Really, and killing it behind her back for a miscarriage is fucked beyond abortion, that's the type of shit faggot's do, don't be a faggot OP, also, the pill never works if it's missed once a month

>>678948202
Actually the morning after pill and birth control are just hormones, morning after pill 10 times more lol

>>678948202
then just kill the selfish bitch

Fem here so my insight might be useful.

I for one have never been pregnant and ive been on the pills for YEARS. I have no problems with abortion and would do it the second i knew without hesitation.

Dont get me wrong, i dont mind kids and at my age (26) there are times where my brain tells me i should have one but the thoight i have that keeps me solid is simply this...


I refuse to even bring a kid into this world if i couldnt have the financial means to make sure it has an awesome life...

I wouldnt want to be that mom that needs food stamps or that has barely enough to buy a pack of diapers...i refuse to be that kind of mom.

If i had a kid id want to know that i had the means to not think twice about throwing whatever baby stuff i find in my shopping cart or having to look for the best deal.


This isnt about trying to satisfy my internal clock...this is a fucking baby. A baby that didnt ask to be created. Its not a fucking pet dog.

You see i think thats the mentality of your gf anon.
She doesnt seem fully aware of the financial aspect of it.

Dont deprive an innocent human being of the best there is because youre a poor fag who thought it would be cute to have a baby


Fucking tell her that...or screen shot this shit

>>678932105
alright, fem Anon here OP. I've dealt with help friend get rid of fetuses in high school.

Put her on the nuvaring immediately or get her one of those birth control implants. And make sure you get it at a place they don't test for pregnancy. That shit will kill any fetus. I would know. I am not even kidding when I say load that bitch up on caffeine, alcohol, vitamin C, blue cohosh, etc. Anything that will kill the baby. Look that shit up but ONLY on a secure thingy that she wont find.
If that dont work sit that bitch down with a lawyer/judge/her ranking military officer and get a document sighed by you her and the witness that you are giving up parental rights and will not be paying child support and she knows you wont. Then get that shit fucking sealed, validated, whatever the fuck you need.

If she refuses she's trapping you, take it to her superior. You can really fuck her up that way.

People wanting to have kids but not doing so because they can't afford them is Really dumb. As a species we will evolve around the difficulties the world throws at us.

People seem to believe that money is somehow the only thing that is representative of happiness and success.

We are driven by both the need to create a common good for the human race and simultaneously the means to destroy ourselves.

Destruction makes way for creation and the two go hand in hand.

>>678949867
i really appreciate this post thank you so much.

>>678950536
thank you as well fem Anon

>>678938643
This guy knows what he's saying. Surrendering your rights is probably the best option without an abortion.

>>678938643
i do believe this can actually be done, being legally unbound. BUT you should look into how fragile it might be.

>>678932105
dont ask just kill

>>678936276
There's actually a new reversible birth control for men coming out that involves injecting a gel into the penis that lasts for about a year. Clinical trials on humans start in 2017.

>>678932105
I now pronounce you and her "Future Enemies."

>>678944997
she only has you by the balls if you let her.
source: bbmomma aint got shit on me. and she knows she can fuck off.

afgsdfgsdfgsdfg

>>678949867
lol until you have an accident or really want the guy

Tell her you'll be a deadbeat dad and that you're probably going to hang yourself before 30

>>678932105
>on the pill
>got prego

nigga she skipped pills on purpose or took em late.

>>678936389
nothing wrong with crazy
crazy is loads of fun.
>source; i have a crazy gf of 6 months
it's like a roller coaster where you don't know when it will drop!

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>>678932105
Get a girl friend to go to three separate pharmacies and purchase plan b.

Crush, add to a coke in a can.

Give to her while telling her you'd be there for her no matte me what.

She gets a bit sick, has miscarriage, you're a hero.

Safe if not a smoker and has no history of blood clots.

>>678932105
the question that need to answered first ,
are you a man or a nigger

>>678932105
I had this happen to me. I have a 3 year old. My dreams are dead and gone. I've gained 30 pds (lost 10), poor as fuck and got arrested for stealing too. Honestly this isn't where I thought I'd be in life. Trying to turn it around. My advice: if she keeps it, run. If she doesn't keep it: run. Also get a vasectomy. Everyone wi tell you not to, kids are great, you'll be a great father etc ...but it's your life and if you dint want that, no amount of bullshit will help you.

>>678942683
new fetish

>>678954350
Don't count on that vasectomy, they can fail

>>678953803
the pill can fail
EVERYTHING CAN FAIL

>>678937182
>born after
Prob during the first 3 months when there's viable sperm still. It's not strong swimmers, your dad's an idiot

>>678939225
Can confirm this won't work. Tried this last.....

>>678944997
Oh. My. Fuck.

Are you me? Seriously.

You are a fucking idiot , rather leave her then to kill the baby , you might aswell shoot someone on the street and beat him to death if you wanna abort a child , its your fault for not having safe sex , and hers too , but if she doesnt wanna do it dont do it.
If you dont believe in God , you should start to , because if you abort that child,you can be sure you will see God , but not from the bright side.
be smart.

tell her you have student loan debt and are a drop out with a family history of alcoholism and mental instability

>>678954659
Usually in the time that you still are producing sperm, they fail. Not from when you are cleared
. >>678955303
Kill yourself you ducking rising faggot. I bet you have a gay for God bumper sticker

>>678954748
True but the likelihood is incrediblly small... and i mean small.

Ive been on the pill for 10 years and never missed a day.
And ive been balls deep cummed in pretty fucking often.

Ive never even had a scare.

Its obvious ops girl skipped a day im sure

>>678932105
Pull the abortion drug in her food.

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>>678955518
Vasectomies do NOT stop production of sperm. I'm not talking about you not fucking listening to your doctor and fucking someone while you've still got sperm past the cut. I'm fucking talking about sperm making their way form your balls to your dick because your vasectomy has FAILED. The tubes reattached, the sperm made a leap, whatever. They can FAIL.

>>678936619
Doesn't mean shit. If she files for any kind of assistance (IE: Welfare), you're gonna get hit for Child Support. The Government isn't interested in paying for your kid. Running from state to state won't do shit, since they'll find you the second you get any job that you have to file a W4 for. You don't pay, they'll start with suspending any licenses you have and end up throwing your ass in jail because you are refusing to abide by a court order.

>>678932105
My current GF have a 8years old son with another man...we have all the free weekend and child support and my mom is in love with her son and the kid really love me too and dueing the week i have a pot of free time because he is in School


Kid are cool if is not yours.

>>678938643
Most states will still make you pay for Child Support even if you surrender your parental rights, so that isn't an out either.

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>>678932105

What does she look like op? Where abouts are you? Merrica?

>>678932105

Just pay a nigger to cut the cunt's throat.

>>678932105
Well if she really wants you to have nothing to do with it, then get her to sign a document which states such. Then get it stamped by a lawyer.

>>678932105

Fucked up.

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>>678932105
Just leave her when the black baby comes out.

Strat practicing your falcon punch OP. Also, leave the girl since she will go bananas

>>678955950
raising someone else's kid is still shitty weird

>>678955554
doesn't the pill affect your sex drive? my previous ex were always "condom when single" and "condom, then pill only after cca 2 months or so" when in relationship for this very reason, and according to her, it always decreased a little when taking the pills

>>678932105
Get your shit together, be a man, raise your child.

Shove parsley twigs up her vag, and OD her on vitamic C that little fuck will slide right out

i dont get what you are complaining about OP, she already said you were off the hook. just fucking celebrate

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>>678932662
Sad kek...

>>678957852
Im not... We dont live togethere. And he is already 8years old and a very good kid and the father is not dead... All weekend are free for me and GF.

>>678958704
this right here.
too many retarded guys sticking their dicks in without thinking of consequences.
you did it, now be a man and be a father.

>>678958970
All woman say that until child support

>>678959116

Pics op! We need pics of this prego bitch.

>>678959116

Are you in Australia op?

>>678932105
Tell her that you aren't ready financially or mentally to bring up a child and you don't want to burden her with raising it alone, suggest it but don't force her. She does have to deal with childbirth, but try to guilt trip her by being like "I'm not financially or mentally ready to be a dad" and then hit her with the "her body her choice" rhetoric and she'll feel more empowered hopefully

good luck anon

>>678932105
I feel your pain OP- been in your situation. The way I played it was to leverage her love for me by saying that if there was any future for us she would need to abort. She loved me and I knew that she was not the one for me. She wanted the baby, but she decided to abort in the end. I eventually broke up with her and moved on. I now have a child with a woman that I love and totally unexpected to me is that haveing a child isthe most mindblowing experience I have ever had and by far the best thing I have ever done. I didnt know what love really was until I had my son. When he has born I had to get through a lot of grief about my 'other' child he I single handedly forced to be aborted. There is no easy decision especially if you know you don't want to be with her. But if you embrace her pregnancy and your child you can make it work even if you are not with her. Remember that they are not babies for ever, but it will be your child for life, which is pretty fucking cool

>>678932105
If she says nothing to do with it make her adopt it out to her mum so they can never push for child suport
>b me
>Bitch i fucked is pregnant
>(not mine but i dont know that)
>get her bf to agree to adopt cuck baby
>baby miscarridge byt im smiling like a mother fucking cause iwas fucking void from the begining

>>678932105
>on the pill
>still got prego
>I'm sure it's mine
Now I'm not so sure that you're sure, anon.. Pretty positive she's been lying about at least using the pill... You may also be lied to about being the father. You should definitely consider a paternity test, whenever that option becomes available. Don't let her talk you into buying her shit.

>>678960385
that never works. women are bilogically programmed to take care of the baby once its born she wont give it up

>>678947529
>29 year old parent
>talking like a fucking idiot
And this is why shit doesn't work in the world. Idiot parents and a terrible system only breeds more idiots. You better fucking hope by some stroke of luck and divine intervention that your child is even twice as smart as you, or you can enjoy knowing that she'll be making the same fucking mistakes that you have.

Marinate on that, m8.

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Deal with it like a man you fucking coward.
You were man enough to fuck, now you're man enough to deal with adult repercussions.
>I hope that kid grows up to one day beat your ass

Over population
Grimuniverse
Not financially stable enough
Not educated enough
Future of interesting things
No time with kid
Not mature enough to raise
If no money have, if no adult are
then kid is shithead
No point
Bring life into world, ruin life in world, ruin world

Raising a kid is easy
Get a routine early
give kid 2x normal milk before bed
burp kid
fresh diaper
wrap up tight
insert pacifier
get sleep
repeat every night for 12+ hours of sleep

having a kid + your own dad dying unlocks IRL
man mode .. like a pokemon evolution

but having your own is just as good i suppose.

you'll feel the change like 3 months in. Or when your kid has an accident. Something will click into place and faggot pussy mode deactivates.

Look forward to it /b/ro and welcome to the man side of life. Watch as all the little shit you cared about fades to nothing and the real stuff comes forward

>>678935101
Says the bitch whose alive

>>678961278
weird,my gf hates children and doesn't want to have any but I guess that's good because I don't want kids either. also be honest to her and tell her that you aren't ready and that you want to give the kid the best life you can but aren't ready right now. If all else fails put abortion pills in her drink ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>678961943
When this no work

>>678962056
Then this is must

When all fails, accept, and be great, commit your mind, commit your body, become a conduit of good.

Look back on life
be proud that you have done something great
be proud you are something great
be proud that you did it all for something outside yourself

>>678932105
Punch her in the guts several times.
yw

>>678932105
Also, don't poison her or your kid, if it comes out retarded you are stuck with it.

>>678932105

I have a 6 year old girl op. She was nearly aborted.
I cant bare to think i ever felt that way. She is gorgeous and almost the only light in my life.

If you are serious about abortion. Just ask her to get one.

>If she does - hooray
>if she doesn't - oh well/delayed hooray.

skip the country before you get a court order to establish paternity and child support. You literally can't skip child support if the mother decides to get govt benefits at any point in time. A document protecting you from child support will be laughed out of court because child support is supposed to be for the child and the govt doesn't want to pay for some dumb couple's mistake any more than they have to. Get a job abroad and lay low.

>>678963981
well said.
It will work-out fine either way.
>Which ever way it falls, whatever you do, >embrace it

>>678932105
What happened to Ginger Oneil? She's my camfu.

keep the kid and get it to do lots of chores for no money. Free maid kek

>>678932105
Your fault op. If you didn't want a child. You shoulda had a vasectomy not the other way around.

>>678957681
>mfw I am off the chart