Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
Miho claimed
Milinda claim
>>678930606
Thanks for the thread Miho
>>678930606
kagami claimed!!!
What's you're favorite sweet to eat? Dark chocolate
Most elegant of waifus claimed!
>Usual claim
That's enough lurking for one night, see you all around.
>>678930948
>>678930974
Hello again.
>>678930867
Hi. I have had a long day. My grandma wrecked her car.
>Why am I still here
Claiming
>>678930974
chocolate covered raisins heyo
>>678930974
mmmm, why doesn't anybody like dark chocolate?? i would say....the same or jolly ranchers
>>678931174
oh no....is she okay???
>>678931190
deus vult
>>678930974
Entenmann's Donuts.
>>678931112
Sleep tight Juri.
>Best idol claimed
>>678930974
"Peaches"
>>678931282
Cars kind of fucked. I can fix it if they don't cover it if i have to.
>>678931598
>>678931282
I just sounded kind of cold there....
She is fine it was a low speed crash.
>>678931598
was it a side collision?
>>678931822
no no! you're fine lol, well that's some good news
>>678931845
Pic
>>678931989
yeah
How do you explain your waifu to other people?
>>678932301
I would never, knowledge of my waifu goes to the grave with me haha
>>678931174
Im sorry friend. She okay?
>sorry for slow responses...
>playing league
>>678932300
ohhhh that's not too bad, looks mostly cosemtic, how's the radiator and everything?
>>678932301
hmmmm, i dunno, i've never thought about it, all i know is that she is one of the cutest
>insomnia
>>678932850
sleep not working out? what's keeping you up?
>>678932686
Same except with people of equal power level
>>678930974
German gingerbread...
>>678932741
Its ok
>>678932769
Core support is fucked. As you can see the grille is to. Least the headlights are good.
This is the 7-8 time the car has be wrecked and now this is going to be its 5th hood replaced.
Also my grandma is 96
>>678932933
I always have trouble just laying there and start focusing on random things.
>>678932301
Don't.
>>678932850
I know that feel. Its 1230am i got up at 4pm....
Tenryuu claimed
I'm still tired
How are you guys doing? This girl has been trying to make me her beta orbiter for a few weeks now and i take non of that shit so now she's pretty much ignoring me. Making new friends is hard, it's like i can't be friends with a girl without being manipulated and i fucking hate it.
communist waifu claimed
>>678933087
>!!!!
i forgot about lebkuchen!!!!
>>678933111
damn...96??? im not even gonna live to that age, how's she doing at that age?
>>678933399
hi führer
>>678932850
Heya! that sucks, hope you get the rest you need soon though :)
>>678933017
Thats true, the only person I could see telling would be like a wife or long time gf. is there someone in particular you want to tell?
>>678933399
I saw this and thought of you, Tenryuu
>>678933420
that's how the game is...im really questioning if i want to start online dating
>>678930606
mein
>>678933529
>wife or gf
Why would you tell your waifu about your waifu? And no, just curious
>>678933399
Hallo!
>>678933420
Fuck, had that happen to me multiple times. Frustrating as fuck
>>678933490
whatsup?
>>678933525
>lebkuchen
Ohh... that's the stuff! Thanks for the word, it's valuable reference.
My family used to get a box occasionally for Christmas, but I didn't think to remember the name back then
>>678933756
oh it's no problem lol, my mom used to get it from her oma all the time, i love it so much
>>678930974
It depends, but mostly everything with chocolate, while i prefer stollen in the Christmas time.
>>678933529
Thanks man.
>>678933224
I've been up for 19 hours...
>>678930974
Donut.
Jesus fuck my internet is so fucking terrible today.
>>678932850
Nice.
>>678933399
It comes with the unNeet life style.
>>678933696
I dunno, I feel like that would be the level of closeness I'd have to be with someone for me to tell them
I sucks so much at halo. Hamakaze claimed
>>678933525
Well shes still driving. Hell if you let her she will put a new roof on your house.
>>678934184
I know that feel to well.
mmmm ice cream
>>678934449
Sounds about right
But how would you explain if your parents found out?
>>678930606
Yukari Akiyama claimed!
>>678934254
But hey, i earn money
>>678934560
Then you have to play more Halo
>which Halo?
>>678934254
Breast friend.
>>678934560
Hello.
I think I fixed my internet, at least for now.
>>678934809
True, money that has been well spent if that artist is worth it.
>>678934820
Booby brother.
>>678934635
Suicide note tbh, haha but I actually don't know, I don't think they would be sad or anything but I would become the laughing stock of my whole family moreso than I already am
>>678934604
sounds like she's a fighter lol, i hope im like that when im even 70
>>678934733
Hello fluffy
sachi claim
>>678935349
>Suicide note
Answer to everything
>>678935128
Good to know you fixed your internet. How have you been?
>>678935349
>laughing stock of the family
Is it bad that my parents pretty much just disowned me instead?
>>678934820
>>678935128
I wish I could be part of the Chests Club...
>>678931282
I dunno. It's healthier than the other 2 and gives me that nice tingley feeling in my cheeks
>>678932850
Damn dude
>>678933399
Morning
>>678933420
Feels
>>678934560
Multiplayer?
Lets pray for the anons not to rage so hard because DS3 is out. Won't be seeing them in sometime
I want a hug.
>>678935128
Let's hope so.....
>>678935875
>Is it bad that my parents pretty much just disowned me instead?
Nah, that's as normal as pissing blood or helping african children
>>678936081
Same anon
>>678936081
>hugs
>>678935941
but you're part of the dfc club!!!! the best club in the thread!!
>>678936193
top kek
>>678935349
On the bright side at least your waifu is presentable.
Rumia is probably more shameful than a lot of waifus
>>678935875
Same as always, how are you?
>>678935941
You can be, you just have to remember to drink your milk daily.
-Holstaur.
>>678935768
True haha, what about you? what would you do if word got out?
>>678935875
Jesus, disowning sounds like a bit of an overreaction to waifus, whyd they take it so hard?
>>678936081
What troubles you friend?
The forbidden waifu
>>678934809
Halo 5
>>678934820
Hey, I'll be back next thread. Shower time
>>678936067
Yeah, im decent on the single player
>>678936481
Did you think I was joking?
>>678936491
Nigga no the mods watching
Claimed
>>678936279
>>678936463
Hm... It's complex, you know. I prefer busty body types, but I feel that a bit of Rumia's charm would be lost
>>678936491
Literally who?
>>678936542
>Halo 5
The worst Halo game in the whole series next to Spartan Assault
>>678935708
Ms.Nishizumi is talking to me! I must be dreaming!
Yaukari Akiyama at your service.
>>678936708
y'know i think i understand, but i can't relate
>>678936481
>What troubles you friend?
Sometimes, I wish I could stop time. It feels like everything is moving so fast. And people are getting older. I don't want people to die or things to change.
I want everything to stay exactly the same. It hurts.
>>678936830
Well, its better than the master chief collection.
>>678936193
Alright.
>>678936542
See you later.
>>678936463
Extremely tired.
>>678936481
Nothing to do with waifus, just that I don't meet their expectations
>and they blatantly like my brother more because he does
>>678936708
True, there is always daughterus though.
>>678936871
>at your service
I order you to be more fluffy.
>>678936440
Oh shit I see what you mean! haha I guess thats a plus. Whats your waifu from btw? she seems interesting
>>678936602
Damn, I guess getting a waifu is the same as signing a suicide pact heh
>>678936818
It's a very long story my newfriendáŽ
>>678937108
So worth it
>>678936279
>>678936708
Shinoa will stay in the DFC for now. She'll get nice large boobs one day
>>678936542
Did you stop playing the game for sometime? Did that with reach and I was sucking hard. Then 2 days of constant halo got me back on track.
>>678936920
Well, it's good to not have any dissonance to trouble you. :^)
>>678937108
Yeah, occasionally cannibal, crazy, loli... but she's still perfect, for some reason. Rumia is a Touhou character:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Rumia
>>678936818
Name is Vivian James. Do the Google yourself.
>>678937016
Which are basically a collection of all the good Halo games, and which is not needed if you still have a 360. But being a person who played every Halo game (yes, even Wars and Spartan Assault), i have to say that Halo 5 is pretty much garbage.
Anyways, i have to go now. Duty is calling like always. See you guys later
>>678937237
Tell me nigga
>>678937042
Yeah I assume so with how late it is, you seem to be doing well enough even though your parents are assholes, I obviously don't know how long ago that happened or shit else but the fact I don't think you've ever brought it up until now tells me you've already dealt with it in your own way.
Of course I could be just spouting a bunch of bullshit.
>>678937080
At once Ms. Nishizumi
>>678937464
nooo!!! you have to stay a dfc forever!!!
>>678937808
Much fluff such wow
Queen of traps claimed.
>>678938092
FLUFF
Morning
>lurk
>>678937636
Basically in my second half of high school they just kind of stopped talking to me unless it was about school. Now that I've moved out they almost never call, they've only visited once or twice, and whenever I go visit they barely talk to me at all.
>a good example is that yesterday they waited a good 6 or 7 hours to tell me my brother broke his arm again
I really don't want to say much more about it, it's still kind of a sore subject.
>>678938644
Good morning.
>>678931822
<3
>>678938517
Fluff Overload.
>>678938687
I may stream MGS V in a few want to watch?
>>678938644
Good morning bb
>>678936943
Shit, I feel that man, im at that point in my life as well, the only thing that helps me is to tell myself that if shits gonna change, then enjoy the shit out of every moment, burn it into your memory because thats the closest thing to stopping time we can do ya know?
>>678931378
This guy knows what's up
>>678938851
<3
>>678938022
Forever is a long time. That's like, ever 4x
>>678938644
Morning
>>678932850
6am here
My body is probably gonna shut down at some point
Oh yeah also
>Best goth waifu claimed
>>678938764
>I really don't want to say much more about it, it's still kind of a sore subject.
And that's perfectly fine, if you ever want to talk more about it or just shit in general we're always here and I could give you my steam if you don't want to say it in public here. That's one of the great things about this place, you can just vent whatever you want.
>>678937042
Damn, im in that position myself, not nearly as bad as disowning, but Im definitely the underachiever in a family of overachievers
>>678937247
100% worth
>>678937567
nice! Im gonna add her too my list :P
>>678939257
>ba dum tsssssss
streaming /dudeman34391
>>678938992
Sometimes I wish I didn't have a job that required me to there at 8 in the morning.
I love you though. <3
>>678939479
Its ok have fun at work. <3
>>678939283
Hi Stocking.
Good morning I guess
>>678939379
Thanks for understanding, man.
By the way, if I stop posting for a while, it's safe to assume I've passed out.
>>678938897
Maybe... On twitch?
>>678938897
the ultimate fluff...
>>678939852
yes
>>678939867
hehe
>>678939785
Yeah that's what I would have thought, I'm probably gonna go to sleep soon too.
>>678939441
Oh, what a privilege~
>>678939469
',:)
Alright guy I'm calling it a night now. Goodnight everyone. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>678940337
Forgot pic
>>678939441
I've felt that way since middle school.
>>678940180
Alright.
>>678940337
Goodnight! Sleep well ',:)
>>678939785
Weird reading that.
Night, evening, morning.
They all kinda blend into one when you can't sleep.
>>678940337
you as well, good night, sleep tight. im going to bed as well, night everyone
Megumi Kato claimed
>>678940337
>>678940563
Goodnight Shinoa, Kagamin!
>>678940563
Good night, talk to you later
I'm back, and it looks like the thread is dying out..
>>678940337
>>678940430
>>678940563
Goodnight.
>>678939973
Im watching
>>678940457
Damn, I know how that is man, but I wont prod anymore heh, so are you doing anything besides posting or just posting till you passout?