Ask the Magic Conch anything.
Does my gf like my dick size
will my cock ever be 12 in long
>>678903072
LOL
May I have something to eat?
Is the fag who uploaded this a retard?
Should I jack off tonight? I did yesterday but meh
Will Andy fuck me?
>>678902739
Oh Conch! Will I make the intercourse with this hot milf Ive been setting up for 5 years?
should i eat the whole box of pizza right now and ,leave the other crappy pizza for my brother ??
>>678903482
>>iam kill
Was it John that stole my French fries the other day?
Should I kill myself?
Did Brussels deserve it?
>>678903577
u decided
konri kocha mnie?
Will I ever make love to a real life loli?
>>678902739
do i get the poosi from her
>>678903600
Yes it is
>>678902739
Should I blaze the kush like George Bush?
>>678902739
Should I kill myself?
What is the meaning of life?
DID HITLER REALLY DID NOTHING WRONG???
should i fuck my ass
>>678903666
asked if my enemy loves me
am i forever alone
Is the magic conch lying?
>>678903783
lol i thought so
magic conch, will I ever get marrieeeed~?
Should I fap?
should i cum on my sister while she's sleeping??>>678902739
will i ever be swole
>>678903865
seconding this
>>678902739
bernie for president?
>>678903986
WILL I EVER BE SWOLE
Rollinnnn
>>678903971
guess i'll do it tonight,while she sleeps
>>678902739
someday? So i'll end up alone after all?
okay then
Conch, does it really happen?
>>678902739
Will diana ever come back into my life?
>>678904202
Is it because I asked doubting the possibilities?
Will I have sex with a squid?
Oh magic conch shell will I stay a virgin forever?
>>678902739
will this become a spiderman thread??
>>678904289
But the possibility still exists?
Fine i'll ask again, Will I have sex with squid?
will i get's dubs in this post???????
>>678904420
Is asking a roll thread the best way to determine anybody's future?
>>678904680
I don't care what you say Conch, 1 get
>>678904764
> > : (
>>678902739
will this become a rolling thread??
>>678904814
>>678904914
Okay, Conch.
You win.
>>678904977
Right.
Does Genevieve like me, or is she just sorry for me.
Will David kiss me?
>>678905016
Conch, will it ever happen?
am i gay?
Magic Conch, will I get dubs?
>>678905090 oh...
Will I get a job this summer?
>>678902739
will i ever find a job?
>>678905122
Magical Conch, what do I do now?
>>678905303
>>678905256
AGAIN!
>>678905393
>>678902739
am i a faggot?
>>678902739
Think V'ness and i will work out if i try?
do you tell the truth, and nothing but the truth?
>>678902739
WIEFL
>>678905515
>screencap worthy streak of asking the conch
>>678902739
Would Tori and I get back together if we talked?
Is the Haley I loved really gone forever?
will i ever find loli love?
>>678902739
I will make something in my life true conch ?
>>678905926
reroll
Should I have broken up with her ?
Will I find true love in under 2 weeks?
>>678906031
That helps a lot :)
Should I fap
Should I jack it
Bleach or fire?
Is anal with a knife healthy?
Is OP a faggot?
Will I ever get laid
Rerawl
>>678902739
Should I do it?
>>678907468
Re roll
Will i ever lose my virginity?
>>678907638
Re roll
>>678907678
Go fap... my life :(
>>678902739
will i ever be happy?
will i get laid this year
Will my mum live to see grandkids?
>>678909335
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
>>678902739
Will I be happy again before college?
>>678902739
will I get a bf?
>>678910762
rip
>>678902739
Will things ever be the way I want them to?
Will I get blown soon?
>>678902739
Is he saying the truth
>>678911540
Re roll
>>678911610
Re roll
>>678911243
Reroll
Eat more chips?
Will I get someone like her someday?
>>678911723
Fuck. Reroll
will you answer this question?
will i do my school work tonight?
>>678902739
Are your sources correct?
>>678911895
reelool
Me casare con mi novia?
What will the day hold for me tomorrow?
reroll
>>678911999
well shit, bye /b/ros nice not knowing you
Will I graduate college this year?
>>678912157
kek reroll just to be sure
Will i finally get a good night of sleep
Is a school going to get shot up tomorrow?
>>678912200
reroll
>>678902739
Will I die alone like a beta faggot?
>>678902739
Should I go out with her
Should i ask to date with Laura?
>>678912508
Reroll
Should I eat this cup of instant noodles sitting right next to me?
If not, should I go to bed without eating anything?
Should I do 25 pushups
>>678902739
Does she hate me
Will this post end in 0-4 or 6-9
>>678902739
Where's all the oc?
Will i get a gf before 21?
will i finish my entry for the contest?
>>678912815
>kaboom
will i finish my entry for the contest??
>>678912815
THE MAGIC CONCH HAS SPOKEN
>>678911972
Maybe if you ask it in english
>>678912999
does this count as dubs?
Will I be able to safely demolish my ex after she tried to ruin me?
Will I fuck a gushy pus?
>>678912999
winrar
>>678902739
will he ever lover me like I love him?
>>678902739
Will I lose my virginity someday?
>>678913392
Fuck you
Re roll
should I play wow
>>678902739
does what in left on keyboard orange chestnut seeking salututde
>>678902739
Should I go to study?
>>678903761
Rip anon
should I play skyrim?
>>678902739
Do i get Gf tomorrow?
>>678902739
Is it wrong to hate niggers when you are half nigger?
Will I get a gf
Does my BFF Conch wub me?
Kawaii desuuuu
(≧∇≦)
will I finish my work in may?
am i gonna make it
>>678913902
I KNEW IT. FUCK YOU NIGGER DAD.
>>678902739
Will she cheat on me
>>678902739
will she want to fuck one day?
What's the bassline to "Jesus Christ Is My Nigguh" by Pastor Jim Colewick?
>>678902739
Will I ever get a gf?
Will OP fuck me
>>678902739
Will I play my baseball games tomorrow
>>678914484
Fuck.
faggot?
>>678903072
It's too small
Does my gf love me anymore
Will I get full frontal nudes within the week
>>678914618
Sound logic
>>678903085
Keep praying and it will
>>678914676
Will I?
to be in love with your twin. the best friend you could ever ask for.
l0l
Will I get dubs
>>678903193
Yes but eating arse is not healthy or sanitary
>>678903245
Yes
>>678903482
Once you are married
>>678903535
No it was Jesus
>>678902739
Will I ever get laid?
>>678903600
Damn right
>>678915456
Reroll
>>678914212
Will she dump me ono
>>678915765
Woot woot
>>678903789
He was too lazy , bastard should have got off his arse and the world would have been better off. Fucking Americans
will she say yes?
Will my ex come back??
>>678903837
Only enough to stick his dick in you and make you scream
Will my ex take me back??
>>678902739
MAY I CUM INSIDE YOU?
should I try to fuck her yet?
is op a faggot?? (rolling for 8)
Will I reach 900 ranks in less than a month?
>>678902739
Will i find the courage to end my athetic existence
>>678916200
Guess thats a yes lol
am i putting it in her butt tomorrow?
Will I have sex in July?
>>678916286
is op a faggot? (rolling for 8 and i have to ask again)
>>678916388
HOLY SHIT DUBS ON 8
time to fap
>>678916466
wow dubs again
will my life be fucking biblical
>>678903865
That remains to be seen
>>678903971
Wake her up and stick it in her
Is Greece ever gonna recover from those immigrants.
>>678916962
rip greece
Will my day be terrible tomorrow?