Waifu claiming thread.
"The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom."
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>eat healthy
>exercise
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed.
Smug claimed
Dio-sama...
>>678887374
claimed....
>>678885436
>I'm a fucking loser
Took the words right out of my mouth
>>678886069
Me every night...
>>678885790
Things happened... I'll leave it there
Yui back at ya
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>678885133
There is a significant chance I'll simply fail in the short term.
>>678887576
>>678886351
Yes, it happens. I'm more comfortable with Spanish, but I have no problems thinking in English. Now that I'm posting on 4chan I'm thinking almost exclusively in English. Continuous exposure to a language does that. I take it as a good sign
>>678887638
Cereals are great, they have vitamins and shit
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
>>678887638
you're not a loser atago...
>>678887657
>smug
>>678885790
Woo!
>>678886222
My teacher is kind of lame. At least she let us make paperplate masks. Yaaay...
>>678886322
Lewd
>>678886232
Well its really just to kill time until tomorrow
Hamakaze claimed
>>678887638
Show me on the doll where they touched you.
Nah if its something serious you can tell me over steam.
How are you?
and how's your day goin' so far?
>10 hours, as I promised.
AUTISTIC QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
>What is your most accute irrational fear and why?
I'm absolutely terrified of going insane . Never being able to relax or mentally stable seems like a fate worse than death. I mean I'm already kinda there, but not totally fucked. I think.
We should try to make post 678888888 happen here just to piss off threads that are hoping for it
>>678888435
loneliness or the dark i'd say
>>678887771
>"stronger"
>>678887705
You're still fighting that chance and doing something you enjoy even tho you're not that great (at least thats the impression i get from talking with you, you never showed me any of your work).
Knowing a lot of amateur artists, i know that a lot of them will consider their works absolute shit when its actually great.
Are you dropping your meals on propose so you can get them from me?
>>678888435
Being alone. I hate being the only one in my house for extended amounts of time.
>also when I was 8 I was terrified of dying and going to hell
>>678888435
Used to be scared of graveyards, makes no sense
Now it's just social anxiety and fear of everyone thinking i'm a failure
>>678887976
Smug?
>>678888154
Go with anonymous. You have to be region! Expecto patronum
>>678888626
Got it covered
>>678888888
>>678887864
That sounds horrifying. How does that not shatter your mind? I can barely think about what I should eat for breakfast without anxiety. God that's weird.
>>678888334
¡Hola Ruri!
>>678888435
Being forgotten after I die.
>>678889054
smug.
>>678889054
>>678889054
>>678889090
We tried
>>678888334
>Lewder stocking
>>678888435
i'm frightened by the sense of total clusteredness and want at least one thing around me to be organized.
>>678888435
Im afraid of failing at life overall and not being able to satisfy those who like and care for me.
>>678889466
>>678888435
Sleeping with the closet open
>>678889054
Dammit
>>678889482
We tried
>>678888334
Hmm?
Ananas
>>678889422
>>678889466
>>678888435
My second irrational fear goes to claustrophoby, its not that intense but if im alone i will always prefer going through stairs instead of elevators.
>>678889614
>sleeping with the closet open
NOPE
>>678889090
This has been a terrible day for gets.
>>678889716
>>678888769
I shopped one of Crusader-kuns pictures, but that uses a more traditional artstyle.
I also didn't spend a lot of time on that...
We'll see how it works out.
And am I really that transparent?
>>678889126
Thinking in English or eating cereal?
Thinking in English is easy because I've studied it for a long ass time, it's stuck in my brain almost as much as my mother tongue.
And cereals are great
>>678889422
>>678889054
Does purple hair make you smug?
>>678889422
2smug4u
>>678888628
Both pretty sp00ki
>5/10
>>678888783
I know that feeling, being alone with yourself can be sp°°ky.
>5.25/10
>>678888848
I get uncomfortable around people too, very spook
>6/10
>>678889140
Guaranteed spook thanks for the reminder
>6.8889/10
>>678889716
>not smug
>>678889140
Ah, saludos, viajero.
>Observa como se desenrolla esta terrible idea que tuve...
>>678889490
Greetings, traveler.
>>678889678
Ananas, indeed.
>>678888435
Vampires.
Because Vampires.
Finally an easy question.
I can't sleep unless my neck is covered.
Vampires.
smug?
Thanks for the threads anons.
I'm usually a sad sack of shit, these threads really cheer me up
>>678889054
And be that autistic kid? Yeah no, I dont need the SWJs to like me
>>678889090
So close...
>>678889614
Im terrified of dark bathrooms and bathroom mirrors
>>678889955
It probably does. Also checked
>>678890026
2spoopy
>>678889955
yes, purple hair is a sign of smugness
>>678890102
>Observa como se desenrolla esta terrible idea que tuve...
¿Debería asustarme?
>>678890153
No me, you're great.
>>678890169
muh waifu is rarely smug.
>>678889897
Oh cool, i probably saw it a million times already without knowing.
No you're not, but i got you all figured out.
>>678890129
>I can't sleep unless my neck is covered.
>Vampires.
>>678890153
im glad these threads help you! how are you doing today?
>>678890156
I was scared to use the bathroom in the middle of the night as a kid
>>678890239
l-lewd!
>>678887976
Speak for yourself
>>678888293
I'd rather not discuss it.
I'll just pretend it never happened, like usual
>>678888435
>What is your most accute irrational fear and why?
>I'm absolutely terrified of going insane
That's contradictory; you're on /b/.
I guess, for me, it would be... Amounting to nothing.
>I've already accomplished that by being on /b/
>>678889864
It was VERY likely scripted, like the rest of them.
>>678889955
You'd know it if you were the fucking best
Back home from work, looks like someone already got the daily survey under control
>>678888435
Gonna go with asking a girl out, not because rejection would be awkward for me but because she would have to go through the awkward experience of rejecting me and I'd feel bad for putting her through that
>>678890153
We gotchu bb grl
>>678889893
You know how this goes when someone says smug
>>678889955
It's how you make the face
>>678890041
Cat face shit be smug too. Look at the cheshire cat
>>678890156
Be the batman! Lol
I'm not terrified of the dark itself. It's how the dark makes the area more unsettling. Shit don't feel right
>>678889769
FUCK NO
>>678890239
Oh no you dont. You're not backing out
>>678890153
Here to help ITT
>>678889907
This man. I also find myself thinking in English once in a while but im surrounded by it since i am a kid playing vidya, improved later on by games that require tons of communication (like WoW).
And cereal is love, it kills your hunger and thirst! In average i have three cereal meals per day.
>>678890361
I'm doing alright, one of my friends is in hospital, she's been vomiting blood, so it's either stomach ulcers or cancer
>>678890129
Does it work if i cover your neck with kisses?
>>678889490
Do you have OCD? I can't have a messy room.
>4/10
>>678889534
Very real feel. Do you care if you suceed? I mean if it didn't matter to them
>6.2/10
>>678889614
No closet in my room but I do have a raised bed. I feel you though.
>7/10
>>678889753
Elevators are just autistic.
>5/10
>>678890129
Now that's what I call irrational. Literally why
>8/10
>>678889907
Cereal is very important to me. But I guess I wouldn't know. I just think it's weird that theres a voice in my head at all.
>>678890536
Alright, kinda wish I had been here now.
Yeah it probably was.
>>678890662
>>678890389
I still am.>>678890389
>>678890389
I remember as a kid staring for a minute or so into a dark corridor of my house that leads into the bathroom, afraid that some spooky shit would come out if i went there.
>>678891183
I like this one
>>678891007
Who knows man. I ain't going to no therapist this is way cheaper.
>reoccurring nightmare of spooks standing over me
>>678891063
>Alright, kinda wish I had been here now
What happened wasn't on the threads, don't worry, you didn't miss anything
>>678891307
10/10 gif.
>>678890102
You know this looks like a confession, right?
What had to wait 10 hours?
>>678891183
Fuck.
>>678891007
Worse part is that even though I know nothing is in there because I'm an adult, my closet springs open at night at random times. Heart attack every. Damn. Time.
>>678891007
>Do you care if you suceed? I mean if it didn't matter to them
Ofc i want to be successful, but im a lot more scared of disappointing people who like me than disappointing myself.
>>678891487
Oh hello to you too texas tomoko.
Hope you're doing well.
>>678891215
I remember I use to have my bed facing towards the hallway to the bathroom and I heard a noise while I was sleeping so I woke up, looked down the hallway, and I swear I saw a figure of a man just standing there
It's been since like elementary school when that happened but it hasn't happened since
>>678890739
Shit man. Hope everything winds up ok. We're here for you anyway.
>>678891307
Therapists are mostly bullshit anyway, I think
>>678891215
Weren't we all scared of spooky shit as kids? I still turn on all the lights in my house after I watch a horror movie
>>678890674
I wish I could get to that point with a language that isn't English. There's just nothing that I do that happens to involve another language.
>>678891487
>>678891670
TEXAS?!?
>>678891290
>>678891568
>>678891670
Evenin
>>678891396
Ah ok.
>>678891487
God damn it, I thought this was going to be easy.
>It's not even hard to guess
>>678891733
I laugh my ass off when watching horror movies genuinely but when it comes to bed time, I'm sweating, I'm hot as fuck, and swear I heard faint creaking and I will not remove the sheets from my body regardless of how hot I get. Fuck that
>>678891916
!!!
>>678892006
>the only Holstaur gif
>>678891671
>and I swear I saw a figure of a man just standing there
Mother of god i dont even want to imagine the adrenaline rush you felt.
I used to see "humanly" figures out of shadows and shapes during night, but as far as i know thats perfectly normal and just your brain turning weird things into more familiar things.
I never had a case like yours.
>>678887374
Should've went with Lilly
Just popped in to say deus vult, I will now be on my way.
>>678892310
Actually I just remembered there's another, but just about every single thing about it caused me to not save it, so to me that one I posted is the only Holstaur gif in existence.
>>678892269
I'm exactly the same way. I'm super chill while watching them and it's right as I go to the fridge after the movie that I start getting real spooped.
>>678891809
Why does nobody live near me ;__:
Even my best friend is over half an hour away
>>678892532
No h8 m8
Also Emi is best KS
>>678892559
Ave maria
>>678892559
deus vult
>>678891809
i enjoy this gif.
>>678892420
If it helps you figure it out I felt like I couldn't move at all but I could scream
So I screamed my ass off and once I did it turns out the noise was just my cat
>>678892268
Just say it.
>>678891733
>Weren't we all scared of spooky shit as kids? I still turn on all the lights in my house after I watch a horror movie
Nowadays when i watch a movie the only reason i dont get scared is because i wouldnt mind dying.
>I wish I could get to that point with a language that isn't English. There's just nothing that I do that happens to involve another language.
Where are you from? Everyone whose national language isnt English has that advantage, since its the most spoken one.
But hey, if you only know one at least its English, thats much better than say someone who can only speak Portuguese.
>>678892269
>I laugh my ass off when watching horror movies genuinely
I miss watching horror movies as a kid with a group of friends while eating popcorn and just laughing at every death / jumpscare.
>>678891671
I usually see faces peaking from around my door, creaking and banging on the corridor outside, faces in the dark and tapping on my window
>>678892930
No.
>>678892559
Hail!
>>678891568
Ghosts are fucking assholes.
>>678891661
I think everyone's afraid of not living up to other peoples expectations to a degree. Probably stems from childhood.
>>678890271
>>678890102
Wooo, no soy el unico aqui que habla español!
>>678892559
Good luck on the crusade!
>>678892769
It's that bad?
I myself like to leave no stoned unturned, but I know what you mean.
Now I don't want to see it.
>>678893104
Welcome to /b/
It's kill or be killed
>>678893141
Scaredy-cat.
>>678893333
>>678893333
Have you been working out?
>>678892827
kek, that must have been awkward, did someone go and check your bedroom if you were alright?
I was never the kind of guy that would scream when scared at night, id just go under my blankets and stay still for as long as possible.
>>678893333
>quads
I guess I'll have to say it now.
>>678893104
>faces peaking from around my door
>faces in the dark
NOPENOPENOPE
>>678893259
Ayyy lmao. Cada pocos días aparece un hispanohablante nuevo. ¿De dónde eres Hamakaze?
>>678893333
Checked
I'm back.
>>678892790
Yeah to be honest Emi was my first too. After that I fell of the roof 2 times and screwed up with Rin :p
>>678893333
Q-Quads!?
>>678893274
Its bad in my opinion. A lot of other people like it but there's just too much wrong with it.
>>678893660
Welcome back.
>>678892790
Well I know galko and i are in same city, I'm north he's south and yuno is in Dallas. And holstaur gave me clues to a city that's between houston and dallas that hashe a population of 1,000,000+. Wouldn't tell but I think he lives in San Antonio.
>that feel when you close everything and make sure that you wonto get possessed by a ghost or get killed
>pic
>>678892823
She's adorable isn't she?
>>678893063
Apparently I get called insane by people near my seat in the theater
>>678893235
:(
>pic
>>678890852
No movement around the neck while I try to sleep please.
>>678891007
I can't explain it. Probably something I saw on TV.
I don't care about Vampires in any real sense.
>except when I try to sleep
>>678893235
Failure and rejection. The fear of those are crafted into our superego or maybe even instincts.
And then theres those special cases of persons who simply dont give a fuck...
Knock knock.
>>678893645
Yo soy de nogales sonora pero vivo en los estados unidos.
>>678893660
Welcome back
>>678893660
Bubblegum
>>678893918
Who's there?
>>678893972
It's me Vlad.
>>678893517
In such a cute dress. I don't know if luck is on my side with you, Ruri. I could either bebroken by your next post. Oh, Tats says 'hi'.
>>678893259
Eu não falo espanhol mas sendo português entendo praticamente tudo. Também sei bem algumas das diferenças entre as nossas línguas (exemplo aleatório: aqui dizemos os óculos, aí diz-se "las gafas").
>>678894043
Vlad who?
>>678893783
>wonto
Meant won't
>>678893481
Everyone but me in my family are pretty hard sleepers
>did someone check on you?
Lol no
>I would usually go under the blankets and be still
I WOULDVE but like I said I felt like I couldn't move ;(
>>678893900
I envy them.
>>678893788
I'm sorry. Vampires suck.
>>678893783
*distant rattling*
>>678894136
Vlad the meme man.
>>678894055
I can't into language!
I could be broken by your next post.
>>678893759
>>678893958
Thanks guys. Did I miss anything?
>>678893783
He said he would be comfortable saying what city he's in if it had 1,000,000+ people
>I think
>>678893972
Yuuko
>>678893660
Aye
>>678893759
If it's bad in your opinion it's probably bad.
I'm blaring Sabaton so loud right now.
Oww
My ears
>>678893783
>Apparently I get called insane by people near my seat in the theater
Don't we all?
Obligatory claim.
Carpal tunnel.
>>678892559
>deus vult50.jpg
Someone post the other 49
>>678893958
Oh, entiendo. Bueno, te doy la bienvenida en español, kek
>>678894072
Yo soy español y he entendido todo lo que has escrito.
>United Iberia when?
>>678893788
Sorry but i cant help but find your phobia the cutest thing.
Since you're only afraid while trying to sleep that means i can still give you a love bite when we're fooling around right?
>>678894738
First?
>>678894738
Hi Handman.
>>678894414
Tiddy twin.
>>678894738
>thumb groping ensues
>>678893063
I mean I am glad that English is my native language (live in Atlanta) but I'd like to be fluent in another.
>>678894738
Welcome hand
>>678893783
Man why the fuck is everyone in TX
>>678894243
Just quads
>>678894738
Have fun with that
>>678894173
Sleep paralysis sucks but you're still dreaming believe it or not.
>>678894198
:o
>>678894243
Oh fuck he said he LIVED in one
>>678894414
Kek
>>678894849
Jajaja, gracias.
>>678894072
Mas o menos lo entendi
>>678894243
Not really
>>678894414
>dont we all
Only when im with my step mom
>>678895055
I physically touched my cat though
>>678894173
Fucking human body and brain, why would you stun yourself when you're in danger?
>>678895055
*slightly closer distant rattling*
Someone needs to bake a new bread soon
guess which waifu fag I am
>RP
>Socks
>Why am I even bothering, this is plainly obvious
>>678894935
First.
>pats
Up to anything, handsome?
>>678894959
Hey buddy, how you doing?
>>678895010
All this lewd hand posting is getting out of hand.
>>678895023
Thank you kindly. Pleasure seeing ya here.
>>678895028
I probably will.
What you up to, Atago?
>>678895285
>buns
>>678895336
weeaboo jones