https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA1S0KQD2W8

quuuueeeer thrreaaaaaddd

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>678887530
I'm so sick of pasta.

>>678887530
havent we had enough of this copypasta?

>>678887530
Fuck you, I wasn't even looking for a rekt thread and now I want cheetos...

>>678887847
>>678887969
>but.. but faggots are awarded with copypasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uJLJi51naY

>>678887530
go back to redddit and be offended fucking beta nigger

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>>678887847

>>678887530
B8

>>678885960
why did he do that?

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G

>>678887530


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>678889778
the kid deserved it

>>678890244
tl:dr


Cool story bro btw

>>678890244
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>678890366
What the fuck even happened here?

>>678890914
blades hit a steel cable

Can anyone give me the pasta where it starts of with,

>"No, totally wrong" or some shit.

>>678890914
Pilot flew right into a cloud of nerve gas.

>>678887530
*cheetos not cheetoes

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>>678887530
>>678890244
>>678890886

>>678891216
when you swallow the mouthwash.

>>678889760
there was no "warning nervegas" sign

>>678890835

What did the ugly kid do?

>>678891553
The ugly kid too the camera mans gun. The kid didnt agree to giving the gun back so the camera man was done with his bullshit and shot him. Ayylmao

>>678891553
I dunno... just being ugly i suppose...

>>678890886
Never seen this before.

>>678890835
this one is great

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Cmon guyz this iz a rekt thread

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Lol

>>678889580

why why WHY the fuck would anyone do this?

what a fucking neanderthal

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>>678885960

>>678892436
I know right?

>>678892430

lol fucking retard

>>678890914
Nerve gas, textbook example at that

>>678892436
A retarded fucking faggot, literally

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>>678885960
Kinda

>>678889958
story?

>>678893180
Some type of gas induced the black man into a ragestomping-fit

>>678891553
camera man was a drug dealer, kid stole cameraman's gun, drug dealer demanded it back, kid said he wanted $500, but like an idiot already gave it back. Camera guy shot kid. end.

>>678892978
Jesus watching that chick not make up her mind was infuriating, either jump in or GTFO

>>678890366
Look closely to the right door of the heli you can see the man dropping out and then standing up alive after it crashed, I wonder how he must've felt

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>>678885960
>>678889778
>>678891746
>>678892430
Darwinism at its finest

>>678891554
Strike!

>>678892575
He still has one toe tho

>>678891746
This one always puts a smile on my face

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>>678890364
>File name
Top kek.

>>678892575
wat happened to that nigger?

>>678893486
That man was already on the ground, any way I'm sure he passes his pants.

>>678892041
These niggers are wasting all those bullets for 1 person just because they can't control their emotions, and then they still claim they can win in a race war.

kek

>>678892761
looks interesting, story?

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Nigga + bull = rekt

>>678893960
nerve gas

>>678890914

Pilot fucked up... looks like the line man did, but really the pilot was far too close. He was going to hit the line regardless.

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I'm trying find shitty nigger fights on youtube, so here's one with a giant watermark rihgt in the fucking middle

>>678892978
White niggers are almost as bad as regular niggers

>>678889958
>>678890835
>>678891216
>>678892041
>>678892575

Another thread brought to you by Brazil. Come visit us anytime soon.

>>678890886
Oh bravo anon, bravo!

>>678894394
Actually those are gooks, but yes they are as bad as

>>678893180
Niggers being niggers

>>678893863
Nerve gas ate his skin alive

>>678892041
story?

>>678893948
nerve gas distributors tried breaking into this man's meth shop. he retaliated

>>678885960

I keep rewatching this and have no clue what is going on here. Aside from the obvious nerve gas that killed him once he got inside what kind of machine is that.

>>678892575
Looks like when you're done with a turkey leg

>>678892937
I used to go out with my mates every weekend and get hammered.
My head would feel like this the next day, but you don't see me crying about it.

>>678894807
If you watch closely, you can see the nerve gas leaking from the muffler, so that's why they decided to shoot the guy

>>678892041
fun fact: he survived

>>678893948
Robbers vs 12 gauge.

>>678894807

The guy killed told the drug dealer's son to don't play footbal in front of his house. The kid told his father, and he got mad about it.

>>678892436
>>678892715
>>678893086
>not realizing how old this is
>being this new to 4chan
>being this new to the internet in general
>being this new to life itself

>>678893864
Dafuq

>>678893944
that dude's reaction is priceless

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>>678890886
Well done

>>678893373
I would go out with my mates every weekend and get hammered.
Afterwards we would get a curry, I would get gas like this the next day, but you don't see me crying about it.

>>678895375
Thats what i wanted to hear. Now I have a justice boner

>>678893960
this isnt nerve gas that structure they were pushing became electrified

>>678885960
fake. theres no blood

>>678893557
I would go out with my mates every weekend and get hammered.
Afterwards we would get a curry, I would have sore guts like this the next day, but you don't see me crying about it.

>>678895705
Are you stupid, what do you think electrified it in the first place? Nerve gas m8.

>>678894275
Don't do us the favor.
Go back to fapping on another thread.
That webm is a waste of time and space.

>>678895884
They touched powerlines retard.

>>678895705
kill yourself idiot, can't you see the nerve gas in the video? They were all exposed to the same amount of nerve gas and their body shut down

>>678895834
meh meh meh meh, but you don't see me crying about it.

>>678895977
True it's really fucking bad, no clue why I wasted my time on that

>>678896017
Fucking idiot, the top of the scaffold touched powerlines

>>678893357
I fucking love watching shitskins get the fuck beaten out of them

>>678893642

KEK

>>678894751
I would go out with my mates every weekend and get hammered.
Afterwards we would get a curry, I would have sore guts like this the next day, but you don't see me crying about it.

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>>678895993
Nerve gas is a type of electricity you fuckwit.

>>678893944
the blonde in the back is into it

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>>678896353

>>678892041
I love the new graphics on Grand Theft Auto 5

>>678896174
Top?
Top kek more like!

>>678896174
You must be new here faggot. This was confirmed to be a nerve gas death by the North Korean media

>>678890914
Chopper blades can't melt steel cables

>>678896025
I would go out with my mates every weekend and get hammered.
Afterwards we would act like a douche/newfag but you don't see me crying about it.

>>678896603
Holy shit... be careful anon, you should install a nerve gas detector. I think I can see traces of nerve gas on your browser. Try installing Google Ultron some times, that might help out a bit.

>>678894433
Fuck that. My best friend is Brasiliero and a couple months ago one of his friends from Brazil was found murdered in a lake. I met one of his cousins and he told me that he had been robbed in broad daylight for his bike and left completely naked in a crowded street with everyone just looking on. The only good things to ever come from your nigger infested country is the food, women, and snuff films.

>>678887530
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>678897151

You welcome. Oh one more, by the way. >>678897182

>>678887530
Lost

>>678895375
That's a semi auto rifle, m8

>>678887530
(you)

>>678891216

Drowning in your own blood being just inches from being able to roll over and get some air in your lungs has to be a shitty death.

Feels good not being a third-worlder.

>>678887530
(you)(you)

>>678897497
Trust me fam, I can already tell which one is from Brazil. You guys have a certain nigger touch to your videos.

>>678890914
nervous gas

>>678897644

It's not that bad, anon, and he deserved it, he was a fucking robber.

>>678892862
sauce!

>>678889465
hmmmmm carbs

>>678890366
>filename

>>678889778
Ha

>>678894751
what the fuck happened here?

>>678895604
>crab into the foreskins
>rekt

there is something wrong here

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>>678897928
>nervous gas
>nervous

>>678887530
That's it

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find copy pasta something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just copy and paste shit over and over? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting overused copy pasta like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to put more copy pasta? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about copy pasta? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that copy pasta of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about copy pasta. Stupid fuck, keep writing those copy pasta that you infect 4chan with every day.

>>678899063
>crab
>not realizing that's a shrimp

>>678891746
Kek

>>678890886
>intensive purposes

>>678899111
kek

>>678890835
>thinking this is real

>>678897928
>nervous gas

kek

>>678889958
Man,them flip flops can do some damage

>>678887052
"Stop fucking touching me, stop fucking touching me."
*punches someone in else in face

>>678892430
Rekt?

More like YLYL

>>678899172
that's the difference?
they are both insects

>>678899890
actually, they have babies like any other mammals, so that makes them water mammals (kinda like a whale and dolphin)

>>678893642
Malcolm in the middle

>>678900056
Whales are not mammals they cant milk under water

>>678900506
how come your mom can?

>>678892041
Waste of humanity. Can't even properly kill a person without wasting entire magazines.

Literal epitome of stupidity.

>>678893864
sauce? story?

sandra folleti

>>678892937
can someone explain? I can't figure out what im looking at / how this happened.

>>678900992
Nerve gas fucked up the mainframe so the nigger got obliterated into chunks by the machine

>>678891746
Dat filename, lost

>>678900579
I have 2 dads, faggot

>>678891554
Two for One Special

>>678885960
Did he died?????!

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>>678896603
>tabs
10/10

>>678894275
garbage post. please kill yourself.

>>678900992
Looks like a big fall, probably down an elevator shaft. Back of the head hits unmelted steel beam, body separates

>>678887530
nice meme

>>678893642
Oh Gawd No The worst form of REKT

I need a picture of a dead black dude with a gunshot wound. I'm trying to scare the shit out of a dude who ripped me off on drugs. Can't have a best gore title on the bottom and tor was no help. Not so good at tor. You can have my dubs. Just help a bro out?

>>678902364
What part of the body is that skin from then? I am just trying to figure out how the jaws are facing the way they are.

>>678902797
Why would you think that is a good idea?

>>678900742
Coat hanger abortion

>>678892041
Is he ok?

>>678890886
>two birds stoned at once.

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Retarded nigger.

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>>678894398

>>678903000
Dunno. You gonna help out or just stand there with your trips. Checked

This thread is so confusing, I dont even know what is pasta and what is real

>>678890886
Frig off Ricky

>>678903082
He needs some milk

>>678903596
And the Sherlock Holmes award for outstanding observation in a 4chan rekt thread goes to..............
You faggot!

>>678902893
imagine an easter egg

>>678895705
It was fucking nerve gas you fucktard

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>>678904016
why dont you fuck off bobandy. You know I only have my grade 10.. Im not some rocket appliance. Im trying to get my book learnings done good and cant do it cause I have Lucy yelling at me all the time and I need to get money cause no one is paying $14/gram, theyre all buying that bullshit down at the mall for $9 a gram. Im just trying to do my best through denial and error so why dont you and drunky the fuck clown make like a tree and fuck off

>>678897182
And then out of no where...
NERVE GAS!!!!

>>678903596
Nerve gas?

>>678893940
no one gives a fuck about a race war, except for you tin foil hat /pol/ faggots

>>678893180
Traditional Brazilian Hopscotch

>>678894398
Fuck yeah! I love to play QWOP

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>>678903866
just turn off your computer and walk away newfag

>>678900742
that baby didnt pay the drug dealer

>>678893297
It's not even funny if the meme doesn't make sense.
Stop trying you fucktard. You're doing it wrong anyways.

>>678893863
piranhas

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x434utm_rekt-compilation-better-when-you-smile_music