>>678864701
in a bag of cheeze doodles

eat it ofcourse

On your sister

flowerpot

>>678864701
in ur mum

>>678864701
OP, I use old socks, or a fleshlight type device. Granted I ripped the back of the fleshlight out with my dick, so I have to order another.

On the floor, wiped with disinfectant wipe afterwards because I'm not a degenerate

>>678864941
me too

i wipe on the side of my bed and let it dry and then my dog licks it up

in my douche little brothers hair gel

>>678864701
everywhere

at home..

>>678864701
In my friends shoes i like knowing they have to walk around all day in mu cum i love it when they pretend nothing is wrong.

stomach

My chest

>>678864903
kek

>>678864701
in to a newspaper

>>678864701
toilet paper. Generally flush that after I'm done

>>678864701
your dad

Into the toilet master race

>>678864701
From my cock

>>678865607
same xdd

On my tummy or in my diaper :3

>>678864938
does this not lend you to getting caught jizzing on a houseplant and then the other person thinking you have a houseplant fetish?

.....you have a houseplant fetish don't you.

>>678865607
+1 place some toilet paper into the bowl before so it wont stick to the bowl and you are set

>>678865607
Same bro

>>678865723
don't lie!

>>678865823
Holy shit I'd never thought of that.
Thanks anon!

Toilet/tissue/my gf/on my stomach & bed

Usually all over my hands and then I eat it.

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ate this morning's load... gooned out on weed and poppers, plug in my ass, watching sissy hypno videos. quite a nice way to start the day.

And any one else ever be cough fucming your chickens i cant be the only one its always so embarising

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Inside these small plastic bags.
Then i my dick with a tissue and put the used tissue in the same bag too.
Then i put the bag in trash.

>>678864701
I pinch my foreskin and it fills up like a balloon, then empty it in the toilet

everywhere

>>678864701
In your mother

>>678865412

underrated post

On stomoch or on floor then clean up... Why eat it.. Eww

the socks I have that get holes in them...or else TP

in my mouth or in my hand then I eat it

I just let it go wherever it's gonna go. The only downside is I like edging so I'll jerk off and not cum for 30-45 minutes and when I finally let myself go, the cumshot is so large and powerful that sometimes it hits my face. I usually try to block it, but I've definitely had to wipe the cum off my lips a few times.

I tought I was the only one...

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on a picture, pleb. anyone who doesn't do this is an Autistic freak.

>>678865168
top kek

>>678866249
I thought I was the only one who did this

Into little bottle. 2 more times and it will be full ;p
or on stolen pantyhose/ panties/ stockings

>>678864701
In the toilet. My Dom says little bitches like me are polluting the world with our inferior seed so he has me flush it as soon as it comes out. At least he lets me cum.

>>678866460
I have done that lol
Came in my eye once or twice that shit stings

>>678865607
Most efficient way brother

retrograde

also
rolling

>>678866460
Every man has experienced jizz in their face.
Generally onto my stomach then wipe it up with paper towels and flush

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>>678864941
>>678865041
>>678866358
Woah! Me too

Toilet paper on my stomach

>>678864701
on my cum rag i lay across my stomach. clean up and put it back in my desk drawer for the next time

>>678865996
no problem anon

>>678864701
In my mouth, extra protein!

>>678865802
just growing my sons no plants

in a paper, later i eat my cum

not into my hand fam

usually winds up on the jerk hand and on the stomach and/or thighs. clean up is afterward. you guys planning the clean up while jerking are fukin nuts

>>678866233

I'd like to think I could tell the difference between drugs and crusted cum powder, but I've never seen the latter.

>Always carry a test kit kids

On my cat, Whiskers

>>678865607
When i was a kid yeah. But now sock.

>>678866794
I let it dry, the squeeze it with my fingers to eat it. Or I let it dry and show it off the other day.

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right onto the carpet, i don't even clean it up

>>678865607
Yep. Clean and efficient.

>>678866111
lucky

>>678864701
doesn't matter live alone
just sucks to step i it when im wearing socks

>>678864701
My mouth.

>>678864701
In your mom

>>678864903
hahaha

Into my dirty socket

>>678867541
Why not just fuck her tho?

often on a t-shirt i sort of hang from the neck of the clothes im currently wearing.

Onto myself and eat it

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>>678864701
shower

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Onto my thigh, I though everyone does that

>>678864701
straight in the trash can, used to aim it in soda cans but don't drink soda anymore.

>>678864701
Out of my penis

>>678865607
This

>>678867391
13-year-old faggot.
Nice b8, m8

>>678867592
How does one obtain a dirty socket?

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>>678865607
Hopefully you're not taking a shit while jerking off. That would be disgusting.

>>678864701
I cum on my belly and then whipe it off with a tshirt thats on the ground now for 3 months

>>678864701
When I was in my teens, I just let it go into my underwear, but now that I work out, I don't want to lose the testosterone use I cum into a cup and doing it with a protein shake.

>>678864701
Over your mom's tits usually but sometimes in her mouth too.

>>678868210
pic?

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>>678865607
WHAT? i used to do this when i was 12 it was not efficient at all because you cant aim a stiffy dude, when i became older i found out it was better to just use paper rolls because then you can just hold it infront of ur dick as ur cumming

if u dont use paper rolls ur a fagot who should commit suicide

My girlfriend's mom's panties.

>>678864701
standing i just bust a nut on the floor and whipe it up real nice like
if laying i just nut on my stomach... im lazy
on occasions where its been a while in between i can usually reach my chest

cum rag or in tenga egg

>>678868429
i do it too ;D

In a condom

>I like to bring a jug of milk out of the fridge every time i'm in the mood to jerk it
>Rub it normally until I can feel the storm brewing in my dick
>As i begin to jizz, I aim the head of my cock into the entrance of the milk jug and splurge in the milk
>Put it back in the fridge

Nobody has suspected me of anything yet.

The funny part is, as I started doing this, my dad began to comment on how much better the milk tastes.

>>678868108
girls don't use the toilet. they pretty much do their business everywhere. why are girls so unsanitary?

>>678868808
of course

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>>678866566
>>678866566

>>678864701
in a trash in my bedroom

full of cum. It even smell the jizz

Stolen panties/stockings

Sometimes cum in clean ones
so they will wear my cum

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in my fleshlight of course, then use it as lube later or directly afterwards for round 2.

>>678864978
>implying you have a large penis

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>>678868108

>>678864701
Sister's panties.

>>678868423
>can't aim
Do your hands not move? Is your dick a solid piece of petrified wood? Fuck outta here.

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>>678868108

(Britbong here)
Can't beat a SHANK!!

>>678865607
This. I use 4 pieces in a V shape and 2 extra ones horizontally for the precum.

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>>678864701
Here

>>678864978
fleshlights don't have a back.
how the fuck would you get your dick in there?

in my mouth ofcourse where els nohomo tho. cant waist them gainzzzz

>>678868350
I still cum in mah underwear sometimes, it's so easy and quick.

All over my 10/10 sister. Then i wake up, remember i dont even have a sister, sadly. Next I notice i got cum in my pants.

I guess I can't really talk since I usually just eat my own cum, but I think jerking off in the bathroom (esp one other people use to do their business) is fucking disgusting. Shower is fine but not my cup of tea either.

All over my 10/10 sister. Then i wake up, remember i dont even have a sister, sadly. Next I notice i got cum in my pants

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>>678868654
>tenga egg
are they any good?

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in a pringles tube but it starts to get smelly unless u keep the lid on so make sure u do that

>>678864701
From my dick, usually.

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>>678870291
last time i checked a tube has two openings

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>>678864999
muh nigga

>>678870884
that color

>>678870756
They are good, but not worth the price. Unless you want to keep cleaning it out

>>678864701
In a cup so I can recycle it.

Use the foreskin like it was meant to. Seal it in.

>>678866460
I came in my eye once. I was watching a russian, mature, BBW cam girl sucking on an unpeeled banana.

>>678866388
for the gains

>>678867926
Are you fucking kidding me?

Either on my stomach or directly onto my cum towel.

I have my own place so I just use towels and they get washed with the rest of my laundry.

>>678867622
You're not the only one

>>678867502
sounds like a proper cum cave

In the garden

>>678869888
Fuckn chekd

I hold it under my foreskin then drop it in the loo

>>678864701
Foreskin, then I dump it into the toilet and piss while holding the foreskin slightly shut, so the urine flushes out all the residue.
Mutilated Jewish slaves can't compete.

>>678864701
I just leave it in my pants and smear it around

>>678870884
Is there a name for that shade of yellow?

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>>678872755
dusgusting pleb

>>678864701
Well i make a cum balloon beacuse im not a fucking jew. then i go to bathrom and release it.

>>678873796
Most people, unlike you, wash themselves on a regular basis.

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In my underwear

>>678873816
>not stroking it while cumming

>>678864701
In the toilet or in the shower

>>678868423
This

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>>678864701
my sisters cream rinse bottle, she hasn't noticed not buying any for over a year now.

>>678868108
>Hopefully you're not taking a shit while jerking off. That would be efficient.

ftfy

>>678874395
a year? you gotta have some god tier balls to produce that much cum

>>678864701
In my wife

>>678874395
who the fucking hell is this?!
SOURCE

>>678864941
Everyone's just fucking everyone else's moms

>>678864701
Into my mouth, obviously. A very good source of protein. Why waste it?

>>678864701
When cumming, I pinch the tip of my cokc's skin, to make a sort of little bag, and I got to toilets to let the cum fall. Flush. Gone.

>>678873631
cancer

onto the floor, wipe it up with TP, go on about my day. You fucking weirdos.

>>678869888
No, he just spazzes out hardcore, speaking in tounges and flipping around on the floor like a fish when he cums. Gets absolutely everywhere.

>>678873631
Disease Bile

I just use the garbage can in my room. After 2 or 3 days of use it tends to get smelly. I discard the trash once I smell it - it tends to smell pretty bad.

>>678864701
>2016
>not having budhist monk levels of concentration and willpower
>not using you highly developed mental abilities to orgasm without cumming

ishygddt

I use, and have used many times, a small unwilling child.

onto a lingerie catalog laid out flat across the top of the shredder next to the computer. recycle it when the pages are all stuck together.
wanking done sitting at the computer these days.

>>678864701
Used to have one pair of underwear which I'd change into when I wanted to masturbate. Once I finished I put back at the bottom of my draw to let it fester.

>>678876160
Your shit shouldn't smell bad man, I'd get that checked out for sure. Is it like rotten eggs or what? That fuckin' sucks bro

>>678865562
>Generally flush that after I'm done
What the fuck do you do with it when you don't flush it?

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>>678864701
On sweaty smelly socks and then sell them to sock fetish dudes on net. I wear them, stink them up, cum on them a bunch of times, repeat...profit $$

>>678864701
holy shit this is my hand and my jizz! fame

>>678864701
In ur mom's face

I wrap my dick with tower paper when I fap and cum like that. Make really nice roll, and then flush it into the toilet.

Do you ever think about cumming in toilet paper?

>>678876844
No way, man. My cum smells normal, but after 2 or 3 days it becomes a yellow color and smells like an earthy bodily fluid smell.

My urine, about 2-3 weeks ago did have a strange odor to it. It smelled like feces, or to an extent - the smell of feces. I was partly concerned because it smelled like I hadn't flushed the toilet from a previous poop but it indeed was the smell from my piss. It's gone now, but I am an avid weed smoker so maybe it had something to do with that.

>>678864701
where do I cum when I masturbate? Into the air of course.

Your all fucking stupid

>>678864701
Washcloth. Then I throw it in the hamper.

i roll up one side of a rug in my bedroom, get on my knees, ejaculate, roll back the rug and pretend nothing ever happen

>>678864999
sounds pretty degenerated to me ...
paper towels all the way (soft ones)

>>678874923
"joy of sweden" I think.

>>678877505
they match your filthy keyboard. show us your apartment you dirty horder

>>678874465

>This

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>>678878669

>69

>>678877759
I doubt that the weed had anything to do with your urinary tract. Once again, I'd get that checked out man

>>678878669
>

>>678868753
same bro

>>678864701
Ripped up socks, sometimes the t-shirt beside my bed I got from a blood drive.

>>678878536
Old pic, I have a new keyboard but yes my apartment is a mess.

>>678877759
But sometimes my no-no spot smells funny and it makes me cry.

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>>678865724
>xdd

>>678864701
doesn't matter where i spray
i go at it like a spermicidal maniac

>>678877993

Sup washcloth buddy.

i used to be a gymnast so im flexible enough so that i can swallow it.. not gay though

To your mothers face
https://youtu.be/ZPggDVR3pg8?list=PLb3O8Q2IfVJt6VxNm6nDhds8HvXcvMRg-

hand and swallow the evidence.

You have no idea how easier life gets, you get used to it after a couple days, then enjoy it, either way never need tissue ever again. Also it can be a good indicator of how good your diet it :ok_hand:

>>678879042
do it

I jack off before a shower and then cum into the water then wash off with the shower

>>678879590
dont worry, sucking your own dick aint gay. its pretty narcissistic tho

>>678879350
This is it, buddy. Just lurking around 4chan, looking for interesting threads when I stumbled across this one. What are you up to?

>>678879616
thanks for the vid mate!

in a sock

Tissue or dirty sock

>>678880183

self love is best love tho.

You can suck your own dick and not be gay, but you're only getting half the fun

>>678864701
On my pubes for my dog to lap up

>>678877505
i think my eyes have just caught botulism from that keyboard

>>678877505
please tell me where i can buy a pair :)

>>678866256
Im not alone :D

>>678864701
Usually i cum on my belly, if im in bed ill just wipe it on the duvet or bed sheets. Sometimes i just flick it on floor. Don't get why people get all fancy with it. Just scoop it up and flick it away. When i was younger i used to eat it.

>>678879831
Too identifiable as I have many friends who frequent this board. Even the socks may be a give-away, hence the older pic.

>>678864701
Onto a cigarette then smoke it

>>678880485
guess you always can sit on your hand until it gets numb before you wank

>>678866256
me too bro

>>678881107
its not like your friends havent seen it then... stop the excuses and start dumping faggot

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>>678864941

>>678866555
check'd'ed

>>678866668
OFFBYONE.SH

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>>678864701
here, of course

>>678882086
i wish i knew someone who would be willing to sell a bottle of their cum

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>>678867225
so im not alone

>>678880758
Don't wanna give info on 4chan but there are plenty selling out there and those Hanes are common in my pics so it would prolly be easy to locate my sock sale thingy on net.

>>678882086
i never knew why the last bottle was fizzy.

>>678864701
I use old Tshirts. I won't use them more than 2 days, depending how many times I cum, I sometimes don't do it at all. Will be washed and cleaned afterwards.

my friends sisters panties that I stole from their laundry pile, they are about 4 years old and I've never washed them, they are quite crusty.

>>678864701
Inside of my girlfriend. She is a fleshlight

>>678880706
Keyboard is long gone. Used to be in a basement rec room that was a mess and used by several people. Hope your botulism gets better.

>>678882347
well i tried a reverse google and not a sausage :(

Blast my feet and have the dog clean up after me

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>>678864701
i usually cum on my sleeping gf's feet

>>678877505
such a champion you are, everybody here admires you anon

>>678882857
I would clean them for you as well. Can wear my tail and ears if it helps ;)

>>678882823
This, but have actual gf. Vasectomy master race!

>>678882221
What is a whole 1.5L bottle of cum worth? $500 or more?

Imagine all the work to get it in there and you wouln't ever masturbate normally.

>>678864832
>>678864840
>>678864903
>>678864938
>>678864941
>>678864978
>>678864999
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>>678864701
>>678865041
>>678865168
>>678865095
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>>678865375
>>678865412
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>>678866088
into a garbage pail no cleanup except to wipe off the end of my dick :)

>>678882963
That would do nicely

>>678883054
$500 us is fine, getting it to the UK would be the challenge. Still it would be hot and thinking of the things i could do with it. Rub it on my feet and use it as lube. The price would be worth it.

>>678883254
Im in UK. WA13

>>678867391
Image search, dumbass

>>678883301
I'm from Germany, always had the idea of making money with my fluids. I tried to sell fermented piss bottles and socks on Planetromeo but they always deleted my account.

>>678883652
Try craigslist

>>678882898
Hey, I make $40+ per week by doing what average males do...stinking up socks and shooting loads, there is a market out there for smelly socks, tshirts, underwear, cum stained clothing etc.

>>678880337
Never cottoned to using a sock while jerking off.

>>678883103
Here's your (You) ya faggot.

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On my tummy