Disappointment

feels like an annoying female who wont stop talking about the mall and her weight issues

>>678862419
This

Also, it's like apple pie.

>>678862259
bags of sand

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>>678862259

>the inside of your mouth.

Like inside of a pussy

20yo here, Lost mine after going out with my first gf for like 6months. I had such high expectations for it and yeah its nice but now that I've done it I could deal with not doing it when I was single.

>>678862259
Wet
Kind of meaty
Realy warm
Tight on the entrance

>>678862259

Feels good man. Its a warm, fleshy, tight wet pocket

Have sex and find out.

>>678862657
cuck
>>678862259
like really really soft and warm feeling around your dick

>>678862259

perfect

>>678862259
really good, but a bit overrated. sex is obviously more than that. But loosing your virginity won't change you a bit.

>24 yr old virgin

ouch man. Feels pretty fucking good fam.

Think of a warm chicken pot pie, but it hugs your penis.

Warm.

It's the warmth that makes it so much better than a hand or a toy.

>>678862657
Because you probably dont know how to fuck properly

My first time was also
>overrated.jpg

But after regular sex 3 times a week for half a year it feels great.exe

>>678862419

Basically this.

It's warm, the opening wraps tightly around your cock and is warm and wet. You don't really feel a whole lot, contrary to popular belief.

You'll only feel the most if you're hitting the cervix or grinding against the opening with the head of your cock. The rest of the time, it won't feel that special.

Like bags of sand

Exactly how can i orgasm? I don't feel anything when erect.

>>678862259
Bags of sand yo

>>678862593
literally this

>>678862259
like the skin under your tongue
i love it
especially when pussy is nice and plump and tender

can't describe the exact feeling but if you want to know what pussy smells like lick the top of your hand, leave it for like 10 seconds then smell where you licked.

>inb4 virgin

>>678862869
>implying your ego dosent go sky high after it

>>678862922
Warm and wet.

>>678862992
>tfw the head of your dick hurts from pounding

>>678862922
Totaly agree ,thats why i dont use condoms whenever i can and my gf allows me

feel the inside of your mouth, same as tissue as the vaginal walls

>>678863063
nah bro
it smells like sweat
like mild armpit sweat

>>678863063
How have I not noticed this before

>>678863063
Smells way better than that, dude.

>>678863208
No it dosent

>>678862259
feel the inside of your mouth, there you have it

>>678863237
This guy was licking her pubes

>>678862869
Says the faggot who never lost his virginity...

Sure thing buddy

It's nice. It's one of those things you enjoy doing, but having hindsight it is overrated a little.

It's not the be all and end all that it seems when you are a virgin but it's good enough for you to think "fuck yes" pretty much every time you get some.

>>678862782
>cuck
you don't know what this word means do you?

go away and play with your toys, underage edgy teen.

>>678862922
+1

I just lost my virginity to a fuckbuddy this week, and this is the top adjective I'd use.

Yes, I'm bragging.

>>678862259

Wet and warm tube of soft flesh. Nothing super special in itself. There is no such thing as "tightness", and really they all kinda feel the same.

The body it's attached to is what makes it enjoyable.

>>678862915
Wtf, what kind of busted ass chicken pot pussy did you fall into to come up with that dumb ass description?

>>678863337
maybe if youre a 6" faggot

>>678862259
It warm, wet, and tight. Feels great, but the mental satisfaction of it, along with pleasing my fetish is what makes it awesome.

Can only answer as a guy above average (8x6") and it feels really tight. Never got my full cock inside though, too big

>>678863009
stop jerking off and watching porn, only cum when fucking, and youll get use to the pussy

>>678862259
like salty milk and coins

>>678862419
This, I promise you that if you know your own body, masturbation is way better.

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>>678862259

Stick a finger in your mouth and feel the inside of your cheek. Vaginas feel exactly like that on the inside, except all around and not just the sides.

>>678863522
>literally saying he's ok with not having sex
maximum cuck

over rated, asshole is better

>>678862657
I agree, sex is overrated. Hell I was @ the tit bar the other day getting lap dance & she still th@ cooch in my face and I was like not shocked @ all. I was so bored th@ sticking my dik N it was not exciting. Maybe @ 50 Yo my dik is dead or something. Anyway I felt like a pedo, not going bak.

>>678863539
>No such thing as tightness

Found the pencil dicked retard...

>>678863577
18 cm
And if it hurts it means your a negro and you deserve to have it cut iff and then be hanged on a dry branch

>>678862992
wut

do you wear a condom? are you nervous?
or are you just circumsized

>>678863828
this

the best thing when the girl moans

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>>678863081
literally this.

i was 16 when i lost my virginity, and holy shit, i told fucking everyone about it. that is, and i shit you not, OP, the best part about sex. Its a status symbol. something to be proud of just because. Being a nerd and still banging a hot chick is something that boosts your ego to the limit.

Feels like a feminine penis honestly.

>>678863902
>length matter
what are you, a virgin?

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>>678863081
it does sometimes, but I am a self loathing guy, so it's ups and downs, as usual with all things in life

>>678863419
>says one anon to another, implying he can see through shit

I'd rather get a good blow job everyday than fuck a tight pussy.

Who would let a girl fuk u with plastic strapon?

Closest thing I can relate it to is mashed potatoes. Ever stick your dick in a nice hot bowl of mashed potatoes? Burns at first, but after that first layer of skin is gone... heaven.

I don't get why people have sex and years later they find someone else to bang.

>>678863840
Lol

>>678864001
Lost it when i was 15

I got much "slicker " in talk with girls
Sudenly i noticed many of them are attracted to me just because im more confident and stuff like that

>>678863657
+1

>>678862992
>current year
>still using the death grip

>>678864264
Have u been checked for autism?

>>678862259
I'm not much better I'm a 20 yo virgin

>>678864187
see blowjobs are more than the sum of its parts, but it feels much less good than a pussy, because it's hollow

>>678864355
that's really cliche

>>678863539
i can tell you that tightness exist boy. most guys like you are below average and might not feel it but it is ultimative pressure on the cock.

>>678864268
?

why stick to one girl?

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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS GIRL IS?

>>678862259
bag of sand

>>678864400
2 dubs in a row, nice. and if it was for that 6 there it would be 3 dubs in a row.

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Feels kinda like you're sticking it a warm apple pie

>>678864052
>Says length dosent matter
What are you ,an Asian?

>>678864502
this is someone's daughter you piece of shit

warm and wet. very hard to explain at least for me

She looks like a fully indian Janice Griffith, but no idk who she is. She prolly poos in the street though.

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>>678862419
>what's wrong anon?
>n-nothing. it's nothing
>then why are you making that face during sex?
>i'm just a little disappointed
>what?!
>GAME OVER

>>678862259

the wet, all encompassing pressure is heavenly

>>678864571
its all about the girth, faggot

>>678862419
pretty much this in many cases. especially if you are just trying to 'lose your virginity'.

good sex takes place 99% in the mind, so if you are mentally stimulated in a given situation more then another, the one with the better mental stimulation will be far better, be it jerking off, fucking or getting head.

>>678864527
Might as well say "hey I'm new as fuck".

Pure autism

Don't listen to all these faggots OP. Getting your weiner wet is so blasé, it's pointless. The only real way to live is a nihilist feminist darwinist trans/fluid lifestyle. Trust me, I have a tumblr blog.

>>678864472
Stereotypes and cliches come from common "happenings" thats why they appear a lot ,because they are probable and commonly met in life

>>678862259
Feels like a wet hand that is noisy and complains a lot

>>678864502
Gross POO IN LOO shitskin

>>678863063
this is the method for testing if your breath smells... get it together anon

>>678862259

don't listen to these virgins OP it feels fucking amazing

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>>678864659

>icky icky goo!

>>678862657
You must be one of those queerosexuals i hear so much about

Feels like salty sand and a bag of coin milk.

>>678862259
Dont ask here... Everyone else is a Virgin or a faggot. The only pussy they touch is the heary one sitting on their lap.

>>678864001
>i did something everyone else does too!
>omg im so special and coolest guy evar!!1!
>right, guys?
>guys?!?!??...
stay in school kiddo

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>>678864821
>and complains a lot

>>678863866

I mean, sure the vagoo grabs ur ween. But if you get her worked up enough, it's not like you're forcing it in there. Tightness is a myth.

>>678864684
Im pretty fucking wide so i dont care realy
+ i have those dick spots that make girls realy horny and turned on when in them

>>678863063
Y'all fuckin nasty bitches, my puss doesn't smell unless I work out... Tell ur girls to clean themselves properly...get some vagisil

It feels like you're wrestling a contracting, slightly ribbed mucus membrane with your dick while your brain injects you with mild doses of heroin.

>>678864407
Checked

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>>678865057
>heary
lol

>>678864502
She goes to my school

>>678862259
When it's bad, it's good and when it's good it's fucking amazing
Unless you wear a rubber, then it's always fucking terrible

Feels kind of like the dirt under a rock after a heavy rainstorm.

>>678863751
yep, confirmed, you really maximally do not know what the word means...

>>678865439
me too!

kevin?

>the vagina

>a vagina

op is a faggot

>>678862259
It feels like an biological trap to make your dick confused in order to let it omit some cement.

>>678865267

Also, if you go too far you find a gummy lifesaver. Nothing special though.

>>678865554
Dave? OmG
....

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>>678865065
>when i was 16

not everyone has had sex with 16. especially not with one of the hot chicks.

i don't know about you, but sex was something everyone wanted to try out back then, it was the cool thing to do, and it became a contest about who gets it first, and i was one of the first. Yes it was shitty, yes i came early, doesn't matter, had sex.

>>678862259
It literally feels like the most right thing in existence.

>ribbed milk steak with a side of sandy jellybeans and a bag of salty coins.

>>678865985
ew you guys rlly need to tell ur bitches to clean up

>>678864264
underatedddddd

>>678862259
Save a few bucks and go on a date with an escort.

I imagine it feels similar to a baboons ass. You know, the red swollen ones?

warm apple pie

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>>678863751

i lost it when i was 15...
it felt like really juicy
it felt like heaven

basically there was this hot chick at my school and she always liked me, so we went to a movie and that night i fucked her.

>>678864426
now you cant fuck the tightest pussies on earth the 14-16 yr old ones, should've taken advantage of your age boy, now it's too late..

>>678866308
seems legit

Well i've only ever fucked my gf but it feels like sticking your dick in warmed up mashed potatos

>>678864502
lindsey woods or something

>>678866308
lmao b8

>>678864527
epic newfag comment

>>678866370
i wouldnt be surprised if it was legit

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Who cares what it feels like. Just remember; smash, smash, SUHMASH

Depends. If you have a tiny penis like

>>678862419 & everyone agreeing with him you won't feel much. But if you have an adult-sized cock it'll feel tight, slippery, and awesome.

>>678865696
It everybody from our school in here?

>>678864527
im literally laughing my ass off

>>678865985
>Id like the milk steak boiled over hard and a side of your finest jelly bean..raw

>>678862259
ask your mother

>>678865750
>doesn't matter, had sex.
one of the saddest things I have ever read.

my first time was with a gorl i loved, having spent two years working up to it, slowly pushing the boundaries, learning about each other. she already knew how to make me come by hand and mouth, and i knew how to make her come with fingers and tongue. the night we did it we had already played with each other, kissed each other for an hour, all over, and i slid into her (virgin) pussy so easily and gently and it was warm adn i felt enveloped. utterly surrounded by her body and her love, as she wrapped her legs and arms around me. it was like floating in her welcoming loving flesh, like warm honey and the sweetest softest kisses. I did not just have sex, and it did matter - we made love, and it was memorable.

you guys who just fuck are sad sad sad.

>>678862419
Yeah, a little, but still pretty good when you get into those certain positions that get you off quick. Like doggy, when the bottom edge of your knob is rubbing just right.... nngghh! Overall though, I prefer anal.

>>678866654
found the virgin

>>678865750
>not everyone has had sex with 16
i see what you mean. I was 14 my 1st time, didnt think it was that big of a deal doing it before most of my friends did. In fact I never even told them about it, they found out because she told her friends about it and it was small school so everyone knew within a day or 2.

>>678866743
this was touching....


literally

Used to be a runner in high school/college. When I was fit as fuck, vaginas (vaginii?) felt fucking incredible. Anyone will tell you "tight, warm, wet" but no one tells you just how it feels "right" Just like this what I was meant to do.

Now that I'm fat as shit and out of shape, it just feels warm, tight and wet. The sensation went way down when I let myself go. Still feels good, but it's not exactly ecstatic or magical anymore.

>>678866743
>i had sex this way
>you had sex a different way
>you are sad, i am good

>>678862657
Stupid millennial faggot beta cuck. Please kill yourself.

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>>678866877
found the whiteboi

>>678862259
It depends on how sensitive your cock is.
If it's really sensitive, then it will feel warm and wet, if she's not a virgin pressure is minimum until she's about orgasm.
If you're an sad fuck like me and had your dick/balls damaged in some way. it will feel wet, kinda warm, and you won't feel much pressure or pleasure, most of it will be psychological.

>>678866920
well. unless you rubbed against it, I am not sure about literally, but I hope you were not being sarcastic. sex should be touching, loving, trust filled and joyous. fucking is just sad, for all parties.

>>678862419
same goes for most bjs unless they're willing to properly deepthroat

virgin until 27

#forever27 <333

well i've only been the one inserting once but it felt like warm and wet jello

>>678866366
Now, we all know that's not entirely true... he still can, just don't get caught!

>>678862259
Go to vote now derail this shitty study here

>>70663318
>>70663318
>>70663318

>>678862419
The process is the main thing.

>>678866743

Lol u think that bitch loved you?

>>678867061
no, I made love, you fucked - if you don't know the difference then I am sorry for you.

>>678862593
Doesn't really help that much.

>>678862259
>>678862419
>>678862457


Derail shitty left wing here, please vote

>>70663318
>>70663318
>>70663318

>>678867180
are you the same guy that still does not know what "cuck" means, or some other ignorant edgy teen who hasn't worked out how silly and so last month they sound?

It feels like warm apple pie

checkem

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>>678867286
>sex should be touching, loving, trust filled and joyous.

Thats YOUR taste, the way YOU like it, and thats okay, but stop generalizing.

>fucking is just sad, for all parties.

Its sad to judge other people by their sexual preferences. You know, like, judging gays.

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>>678866743
>a gorl i loved

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>>678863539

Tightness does exist, man. Got a pencil dick or something?

>mfw I ripped my first girlfriend and almost ripped my fuckbuddy after her

>>678867584
Well I know that you know what it means because your dad really enjoyed it when I pounded the shit out of your mom's dirty snatch.

>>678862259
It's not really that it feels all that good, I mean, don't get me wrong, it's GREAT, it's just the thought of ramming some pussy is what gets you goin. I'm sure there are some sex toys that feel better than pussy, but I wouldn't know.

>>678867399
yep. Married her, and still having fantastic lovemaking thirty years later. still love to be wrapped in her body, to come in her and feel that we are one. and proud to say I have never, ever fucked her. although we have had some really wild and furious quickies, and some insane athletic pounding and clawing matches in our time...

>>678862259
>2016
>still fucking women in the pussy

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>>678862593
Yep made of the same material so to speak.

Maybe a bit more slimy. but in a good way. and its so nice and warm.

>>678862259
OP just realise that everything is really about sex and go fuck a nice hooker to get started already. best of luck

>>678862259
Feels like the perfect home for penis. Unless she's dry as fuck, then it just hurts.

>>678867858
>I pounded the shit out of your mom

Shit is it after 3pm already? Go do your homework Kevin.

>>678867858
really? my mom is 85, and I am pretty sure she hasn't had sex in forty years since her hysterectomy....

>>678868117
If it's dry as fuck, then you suck.

not making your woman wet, means that you clearly aren't doing it for her.

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It feels like sliding your cock into a very thick warm pile of cake mix. Bad pussy feels like jacking off into your shower curtain and having the water go cold on you before you cum. So unsatisfying.

>>678868033
nice dubs. if it wasnt for that 0 then you would have had double dubs

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>>678868243
That's why your dad enjoyed it so much. I put a big smile on her face.

>>678864659
that pussy looks amazing. usually the pussy that i see are already destroyed

>>678867823
typing fast - sorry, typos hippan

>>678863539
BOY.... Tightness exists although after banging on the regular the pussy will loosen

>>678867840


>implying you had sex
kek

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>>678866877
<-- found a picture of you

>>678868583

It's all good /b/ro, i just can't stop picturing some anon's first time being with Robert Gorl now.

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>>678865985
>Milk steak boiled over hard

>>678864355
same but when i was 17

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Fucked one chick. Thing was lose and cold. Felt like i had my dick in a cold cup of water just over my dick. 8 inches long 2 wide. Girl was with 40 dudes before me total.

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it feels like aids and child support payments

>>678866366
Nice dubs btw

>>678864268
need to see what other girls are like/what their pussies feel like

>>678867812
>Its sad to judge other people by their sexual preferences. You know, like, judging gays.

I know quite a few gay men, and have talked about this stuff with some of them. why do you think gays want to marry? because they realise that being loved, and having sex with someone you love, is better than fucking strangers in bathhouses. the only people that genuinely have more fun fucking than making love are people who cannot make love - psychopaths, autists and narcissists. if you are ever lucky enough to actually make love with a woman, or a man, you will know the difference. that is not to say that fucking isn't fun, or that fucking a good looking girl is not an attractive idea, even for me. But my wife and I also have a great collection of boondage stuff, and great lingerie - so we have done something very similar to the scene in this movie - and enjoyed it. By the way - source? I would like to get the rest of the movie to show my wife...

>>678869406
ty

>>678865220
forcyde spots?

>>678868699

>implying I didn't

zozzle

>>678868443
glad to hear it - she could do with some attention - dad lost his erectile function after the triple heart bypass.

OP - It feels great. Make sure you like her, go slow, be on top and look her in the eyes. It's the connection that brings the magic! Fucking is great. Making love to a woman is awesome. You don't have to love each other; just make love. Good luck /b/ro. You deserve happiness too.

>>678862259
Feels like you're gliding in and out between 2 pieces of soggy bread.

>>678869674
that's fucking nasty

>>678868033
Aha, stop fantasazing as you watch your would-be-wife get fucked by another dude you hated in highschool.

>>678869791
this

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>>678869416
>the only people that genuinely have more fun fucking than making love are people who cannot make love - psychopaths, autists and narcissists

oh dude, you must be a psychologist or something!

>>678862259
Feels really good like when u put it inside a warm block of spam.

>>678869791
>sex is magic
>sex is great
>sex is awesome
virgin's vague assumptions of sex are vague

>>678869898
what other spots could he/you be talking about/ btw i have forcyde spots, pretty discrete, no problems from any sexual partners

hey guys how do i seduce a girl with daddy issues
well atleast she already likes me and need to close the deal and hopefully get in a relationship

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>>678862419
this
sad and true

>>678870428
yeah well same here but not as fucking big and disgusting as the ones I saw on google

>>678862259

feels like you stuck your dick in a bowl of microwaved pudding

>>678869921
oh we talk about all sorts of fantasies - me with other women, her with other women, her with other men - sometimes i blind fold her, or she blindfolds me, and we pretend it is someone else. but i am more than confident that I am not deluding myself - she has never been with another man. so, not a cuck, even if we share stories about it (she came like a rocket when i suggested Idris Elba - the black guy who plays Luther...

>>678869744
I'm just doing God's work. Surprised that she wanted me to finish on her face though. Dirty girl.

>>678867812
sauce

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>>678862419
>>678862419
>>678862419

This if you arent really horny/didnt have good foreplay. If you had good foreplay and you're BOTH super horny, its likely the most amazing thing you will ever feel.

>>678870113
no, just an observer of human nature.

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Wet and warm. Smooth for a few inches and then all ridge like. It is definitely nice and so much better without a condom. It is good, but don't put it on god-tier awesome

>>678870432
someone aknowledge me

>>678870704
well no point in finishing in her cunt after the hysterectomy, is there? But that is a surprise - I would have thought she would have begged you to bust it in her arse.

>>678870529
Ive been with 2 girls n 1 i was with for a year and she said they seemed like bumps from shaving or something, n the other i have casual sex with n i get a bit anxious, more so cause im not actually with her, although i kinda trust her not to go around saying shit but then again i know girls do talk shit to each other

>>678870432
Go do stuff together.
Then go do more stuff together.
Bam, relationship.
I mean, if she already likes you, what's stopping this from happening?