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No eisen allowed.
Lemon is making me so MAD RIGHT NOW
>>678844413
uh, near coventry.
Gotta go take care of some things. We'll see you all around
>>678844522
Jeez, you need to work on tolerating your alcohol. Also if the board broke your hand and not the other way around you REALLY need to work on your drunken fist technique too.
>>678844681
used to live there
was great made loads of money selling coke.
I said NO
>>678844705
Cluck~
>>678844757
i had like
half a 750ml bottle of whiskey
trust me i got tolerance
i ain't got muscle, though
>>678844994
someday eisen might see equality in the threads
>>678845029
>7 shots
fuck off is that tolerance
>>678844758
bus/train?
>people arguing and dickwaving over things only nerds care about
>probably living embodiment of that "300 dollar car 3000 dollar PC" macro
>PC I threw together with things from a bin 4 years ago for 250 bucks has yet to give me shit about running whatever I damn well please
>mfw
>>678845029
Whiskey? Are yu alsoa bit chubby? Sounds like a good time if so.
am i kawaii?
this is freklz y/n
i hope
>>678845029
>half a fifth
>probably middle shelf 40 proof girl shit
>"I GOT TOLERANCE"
>>678845152
>>678845227
>>678845319
it's tolerance if you weigh 120 lbs, yeah
>>678845266
no, raven shadows
>>678845400
thats not raven, its june you fucking autist
>>678845364
We punch in the same weight class since I'm 135 pounds and your little whiskey trick is what me and the boys call pre-gaming.
>>678845364
mmph. Cuddling into a chubby-ish thigh as I pass a bottle of whiskey back and forth between a duber.
Thats my zen.
>>678845266
No ugly fag
>Thats my zen
i wish i had a zen
whatevere the fuck that is
>>678845559
this.
>>678845559
I'll drink you under the fucking table DALLAS
>>678845585
shut up
>>678845585
>smoking the herbal jew
shiggy
>>678845762
I'm not jewish, but have never met my dad. So. Maybe?
never heard of no black jews
>>678845266
Shower more frequently. If that is really you and not just some retard RPing.
I am a black jewish midget with one arm
>>678845749
You really won't, because you can't, so you shouldn't try- That'd be wise. Now if you're good and BEHAVE yourself and don't try to pick fights with any walls, I might let you taste some of this new moonshine a friend whipped up.
Fucker stole my joke.
>>678845979
He seems pretty low maintenance
Greasy ass = less lube.
>>678846028
>don't even try
I've heard that one before
scared of a challenge?
>>678846092
it's an easy one to be fair
>>678846104
my cock just inverted itself.
>>678846329
virgin
>>678846104
>Greasy ass = less lube
>>678846282
>>678845289
make this ur steam avatar for a few minutes pls
>>678846441
noh
>>678846502
pleaseeeeeeeee
>>678844526
I feel bad for knowing that was ffxiv from the thumbnail.
>>678846282
>challenge
Au contraire my sexually confused fairy friend- It's a challenge for YOU but just another day in the life for me.
>>678846627
cause
so I can screenshot it
>>678845536
I think they were making fun of how ugly they both are or something, no?
>>678846625
either you're bullshitting or I've really underestimated the depths of your alcoholism
i really don't know which is more likely, which scares me
>>678846703
not worth
>>678846912
I effectively spent four days last week where outside of sleep I always had a drink in my hand.
>>678846405
lolwut?
>>678846912
steem msg
>>678847107
wow, i drink a lot, but i guess i got nothing on a true functional alcoholic such as yourself
unfortunately these stimulants limit my drinking to the evening
>>678847314
>>678847107
even while fapping?
that's some real dedication right here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl0BHueSjvA
special delivery.
~Meow
>>678847635
Hoping to get the urge out of my system while I can still black out at 3 in the morning and be up by nine (to start drinking again but shut up). More of a to see if I could dealio than anything.
>>678847808
>fapping
That would've cut into my drinking time, no fapping.
my alcoholism is better than your alcoholism
And imback. I hate people on league.
>>678848121
>That would've cut into my drinking time, no fapping.
wow, you're even more of an alcoholic than I thought
>>678848121
while you still have all your own livers, yeah
>>678848331
\mute all
>>678848419
Are there really people in this world who don't have the central control to not jerk themselves raw for a few days?
>>678848409
I got guinness the other day
it was not bad but really shit, I feel like they took the real guinness and made it 55% water
helo
>>678848472
it was more that we started a comback. and this yi and yao lost it all by feeding 4 times in a row for nothing at all. there was no reason
We knocked out all there towers and went b because they got baron. and we all where ready for a tesam fight AND THESE 2 RUN IN SOLO FOR NO REASON
>>678848696
*self
I typed self. I haven't been drinking today.
>>678848696
dunno, I get restless, angry and irritable when I don't jack off for two days
>>678847283
Bombshell of your choice is totally into you. They have been hiking 2 days with you which has caused a rain-forest equivalent of swass(sweaty ass), and that McDonalds Breakfast burrito from the day before isn't sitting quite right with them, leading to nothing dealing with shit, but some greasy, scent imparting farts on their asshole.
There is no showers, lakes, streams, or other toiletries. You haven't nutted in a week and they are a total bottom. What do you do?
zootopia is stupid
>>678848884
so it goes
>>678848712
Guinness is alright, speaks to the Irishman in me.
>>678849264
do you think they water it down in the US?
You're stupid.
>>678849457
Nah, might have got a bad batch or quality control was in the shitter when your bottles came through.
i thought international breweries generally use different formulas in europe and the us
>>678849024
I'd kill myself
>>678849024
anthro or human friend?
>>678849908
>different formulas
That's marketing shit to give the yuropoors something to cling to and try to be proud of while they get fucked in the ass and apologize for being white. Don't let this bullshit you.
>American Breweries finally making good beer
>still drink imports
maybe I stream league of legends
>>678850239
I'd believe it
can't say I've done much research on the topic
>>678850326
>paying 25 goddamn dollars for a four pack
Sorry we don't all shit money like you.
>>678849024
I'm getting home from hiking with a smelly finger.
>>678850077
Of your choice but same scenario.
rolling
dammit I hate ashley
it could be any number of sepia cat posters
ashley is 64 anyway
well ashley is the only one I know of at least
Who is 37 then, avery?
tfw not a qt femboy with infinite supply of dicks
I wonder how many of them are actually kanra
Demi, Smarticus, Dutch, Eclipse, Katz- Literally fucking everyone except me and Chaplain at some point.
Kinda wish half of those people still posted
I fucking hate this god danm game.
FUck everyone that plays it they are all bad. Like i was out laning a gp as malphite and they still just gave up and went afk. FUICKEKGARGH
>mfw I don't know any of those names except chaplain and katz
>mfw I have no face
>>678851665
>>678851881
probably dutch or smarticus
>>678851967
raging won't get you anywhere
>>678851775
i am fem and quality dicks are in hard supply
Kinda wish Eisen would actually post... Eisen
>>678851469
Are you the Kyouko im thinking of?
>>678850880
would be grossed out by any human, but a cute fox... if like pic related I'd be damned if I would pass that opportunity
>>678852044
prove it
>>678852035
I am so fucking psised bro. every fucking game im kicking ass early game and then the team feeds.and then snowballs happen. I lsot 3 ranks now for no fucking reaosn. We had a better team comp and i did my god danm job. Ive been doing nothing but getting out of bronze and now im demoted 2 times in 2 fucking day from bullshit
Of course im going to rage.
>>678851337
rollarolla
>>678851973
Then you have been away for a very long time- Almost five years, I'm afraid.
>>678852377
AAHAHAHAHA
Eisenberg would be a good moot for a 4chan movie. way better than zuckerberg
>>678852120
I am freklz
>>678852305
play jungle
win every lane at once
get objectives
why is there no 77
>>678852377
>mfw dubs were still disabled when that was made
>>678852527
are you on a discord server?
Dubs were disabled when that was made
It's a shame he isn't really cute anymore.
oh fug
that must have been before my time
Does he still act? I haven't seen him since zombieland or whatever
>>678851775
There's always suicide.
>>678852620
a couple
>>678852527
Im a kick ass top and bot support.
He was just Lex Luthor, did you not see?
>>678852882
oh my
>>678852889
sh-shut up
hm, not a fan of dat facial hair.
Oh he was in that? I did not see that movie because I heard it was awful
Don't let him fool you, I'm the real freklz
my mother is on the phone with me asking for help with a captcha
>>678844526
i used to fuck a girl who would draw these sexy kind of pictures.
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678853193
did you tell her to shut up and get a pass?
tell me why fox butts look so yummy
>>678852858
What about "Public_erp"?
>>678853261
I fucking wish
>>678853308
no
>>678848696
For some reason, this image is killing my sides.
>>678853255
reported.
I actually think it was a really good look for him. This movie's pretty good too.
I didn't either
>>678853261
>>678853261
>>678853261
>>678853261
>>678848749
>smoking
Yeah, nah, not my cup of tea.
>discord
>>678853431
lol your loss smoke dank make bank
Why did I think it was a good idea to have 1080p uncropped pics in this fucking folder
>>678853431
tfw people with immature hangups complain about not getting any
>>678853308
public_erp
gib link I wanna join
No, I'm the real freklz
>>678849024
Yeah, I would just jack off is I need to.
I think I lost that trip actually
>>678853616
Male herm ginger fat cat here. Link too pls.
the only eisen for me isn't jesse, it's YOU <3
change your fucking name from dawn
I thought I had that trip but it turns out I don't
>>678851337
Oh shit, rolling for 64. I hope Gimp is gentle.
>>678853502
Don't or you'll see your women's studies grades drop.
is it too close to darwin, is that what the problem is?
>>678853952
kek, you got snufflumpagus
No it's just bad
>>678854018
That has been bothering me. I keep seeing Darwin. Maybe I just miss his soft caress...
>>678854063
Goddamit.
>>678853972
Chet p l e a s e
we both know i have a flawless grade in womans studies
one of them
>>678851337
nefel get
oh man, ks/b/ used to be a thing
>>678853502
>>678853607
I just can't stand the smell of smoke.
could be worse
what are the others
>>678854118
could be
zasca
>>678854259
ya got kitt! havent seen him in forever
Rolling for Luke
>>678851337
Let's see what we get.
That's fine
rerolling for eddy
>>678854358
neither have I, though I didn't really post as much as lurk at the time.
this amuses me a great deal
>>678854423
dapper, I think?
K i give up
>>678854163
So you do do women's studies.
>>678854542
highly agglutinative, finnish is
Dapper was fun
>>678854310
what if someone you really really really really really liked had an affinity for the wacky tobaccy
what then
>>678851337
>there are people who could name everyone on this list
>>678854671
ha ha you said "do do"
like poop
ha
and no i don't. i was being factious
>>678854713
are you seriously referring to marijuana as "whacky tobaccy"
>>678854775
I could get all but maybe 10 I think
>>678854775
ikr what faggots
I can get like maybe 6
and guess at a few others
>>678851337
roll
facetious
>>678854713
introduce them to jesus
get high off the lord
>>678854809
Zomg that's *hilarious*.
How does one be "factious"?
>>678854900
He's just a kid, dude.
>>678854713
Well, too bad then. Being single is pretty nice.
>>678855139
How
I am streaming league of legends at twitch /freklzz
>>678855222
nice trips
>>678854900
>>678854979
That's even worse for me. There is just something unsettling about people on weed, specially if it's someone I know. Doesn't help that I live in Washington, where that shit is legal.
>>678855222
Yeah, he must be a kid, considering he can't spell
fucking hell i didnt even see that
thank you dom
>>678855110
high off life bruzza
>>678855139
i m p o s t e r
>>678855222 (checked)
You just got pwned honey
SHUT UP
EVERYBODY KNOW I CAN'T SPELL
>>678855484
Dude, weed is probably the best drug there is. Not only is it the least bad-for-you drug, but it's also hella chill
believe it is "irony"
i am here for you demos
I would watch avery, but his gameplay gives me cancer
On that note time to shower and maybe go to school, or at the very least pretend to go to school
>going to school
>learning
^
>>678845266
butterface
Really though I want an explanation for this >>678855139
>>678855230
That's kindof a shitty thing to do tbqhf
>>678855484
I feel you, some people shouldn't do weed. One time when I was working at a beach resort last summer this guy who was high as a kite just openly flirted with me. It was freaky and uncomfortable as fug.
>>678855867
We are one. We are one and the same.
>>678856022
Impossible
BROTHER SEE WE ARE ONE IN THE SAAME
mfw eisen has multiple personality disorder
>>678855571
I know, but I just don't like it. I remember the first time I saw my friend take it, it was just unsettling to see him high. The red eyes, the smile that just stretched a bit too much...
Yeah, I ain't oppossed to you guys taking it, but I sure ain't taking any. And yes I had it before, it wasn't very fun.
Quite possible indeed! Come, have a cigar, me!
>>678855546
Is that a matter of factious?
dom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8OV45Dj8SM&nohtml5=False
>>678856260
wow
that only took you like
5 minutes to come up with
you're so smart and witty
Not until I get a FUCKING EXPLANATION
There's only one explanation, myself! We are one! Joined together in holy matrimony, like magnets! Except we're the same magnet!
I remember that episode.
>>678856499
don't
>old caps
Terrance
>>678856293
should i wait until my dishwasher is done before i listen to this
it seems very delicate
That one's good though, I wonder why I trashed it
>>678856543
Woah, calm down.
I didn't trash it! Stop listening to me, me!
>>678856320
Well I didn't know.
>>678856326
> I am not doing other things as well
Granted it's not great by any stretch of the imagination. I'm sorry I triggered you. *kiss*~
You haven't distracted me from the issue though.
I actually don't know what's going on right now either.
I think you do.
I don't know who I am anymore
>>678856793
i don't like sanematsu
too many theories
too many spooks
>>678856868
Surely you must have
>tfw didn't get a *kiss*~
How do you think I feel
Are there any other Eisen's around here?
I know how I feel.
I want to know how you feel.
How does it feel? To be without a home? Like a complete unknown?
>>678857367
> too many spooks
I didn't know you were a racist.
I assumed it was that weeb language you speak.
He needed one since he's a sensitive soul.
Like a rolling stone?
>>678857967
the spooks are all too real.
I'm not a racist.
BUT I'M A SESNETIVE SOUL TOO
>>678844526
It's like you don't want us to be able to look these threads up in the catalog
>>678857367
What kind of theories?
I think EP23/24 practically confirmed it's just a gag show that'll never upset the status quo.
>>678858321
Yeah it's kinda like that.
>>678858333
like the week after EP24 came out /a/ was all about speculating that ep25 would revile osomatsu was sanematsu
>>678858483
Well that's real nice of you
I like how katia's OP is yaoi yet this is a gfur thread
reveal
>>678858595
Thanks.
um gfur IS yaoi
I hate league so much...
It looks like a g/fur thread to me
smooches dom
>>678858618
Dude so little porn is actually posted here it might as well not even be g/fur
>revile
SHUT UP
>>678858784
just like the good ol days
>>678858529
Er, I meant 24/25's transition, Osomatsu just tosses the letter.
Yeah, I saw those and there's no way a show that print's money the way Osomatsu-san is would do that.
I expect good news 5/24.
>>678858981
why 5/24?
any tips for my gf shes dressing up as a cat and were gonna fuck
>>678858220
You just complained about too many "spooks". Seems pretty racist to me. What a terrible, terrible person you are.
Too bad. You're not getting one too. I'm fresh out.
>>678859092
poke air holes in her fursuit
>>678859092
kill urself
>>678845266
Eh. I'd tie you up and fuck you silly.
>>678859116
i said spooks not spics you tea guzzler.
well fug
you fail me yet again
>>678859092
get a bf instead
w-what am i gonna do with this smooch credit
spend it on avery
cash it in for prizes
donate it to the homeless
the options are endless
>>678859254
Are you not aware that "spook" is a pejorative term for a black person? Anyway, I probably drink equal amounts of water, tea, and coffee most days, thank you very much.
How is that a fail on my part? Not like you deserve one anyway.
>>678859079
It's the sextuplet's birthday!
Main theory is S2 date announcement, all the VAs are tied up in other projects but seemed to have loved working on the show, no reason not to expect more.
Heck, Blu-Ray/DVD cover of the first 12 EPs had Osomatsu on the cover, latter 13 have Karamatsu. We can reasonably expect through S3, possibly more if side characters start to get cases.
