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Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Claw claimed
Usual claim, finished up with my client so it's back to hard lurking and SFV rounds.
>>678840061
Salzigste person alive <3
C.C. Claimed
>>678841077
mandatory cc claim
My feet hurt...
Best type moon claimed
>>678841242
ugh
u win
Syndra claimed.
>>678841268
Kek
Sachi Claim
>>678841146
The CLAWWWW
Claimed, data volume almost up so probably delayed lurking...
>>678841213
I'm sorry, do you have the time?
>>678841146
[click click]
>>678841223
Ich habe den Rekord im salzig sein
>>678841242
>>678841268
Who is real, who is fake?
>>678841295
She looks like Cartman
>>678841549
>data volume almost up
Es gibt da so eine tolle Erfindnung welche sich "WLAN" nennt.
as always
I'm jealous of this kid. Genuinely envious.
https://youtu.be/3t3m5WKk1lc
Woo, TA hour. That means its time to fuck around
And here we go again
You know what time it is
What's your favorite flower, anon?
>>678841747
real= mandatory
though i was slow
they beat me to it
so im letting them go without harm for now
I'm mostly back, my little darlings.
>>678841747
>Do you have the time
Yes, it's 5 hours shy of Dark Souls 3 being out
>>678841938
White lily.
>>678841077
Shiro claimed.
Pic related.
Fucking rapefugees, am I right?
Check out my decent picture.
I need no one but Shiro.
*hugs*
Damn, I'm having a blast here.
>>678841938
Gardenias.
I never tought Confugius would be so stubbord.
As I was speaking, he and Diogenes started throwing tomatoes at eachother.
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD!
>>678841977
welcome back
>>678841938
Same as tree. Fuchsia.
Or do you insist on a more flowery one?
>>678842038
Na kleiner Montag überstanden?
>>678841747
Mit abstand
>>678841977
>best tights in sights
>>678841077
Look mom! I made the same thread I do every hour AGAIN!
>>678841747
Ist mir auch klar, aus Gründen hab ich hier aber nur Zugang zu LAN und das hab ich auch nicht beantragt bisher... Hat die letzten Wochen gereicht weil ich noch nicht auf /waifu/ lurken musste
Ohne euch ist der Nachmittag hier aber nicht auszuhalten
>>678841938
Lilacs.
Elitist Scum.
sup
>>678841938
I'm not sure
>>678842222
Bromelia migth be my favorite 'pot flower'.
>pot flower
Well, Cannabis flowers are amazing, too.
>>678842224
Hey, hun.
>>678842222
Checked. But which of them did you attempt to claim?
>>678842224
Naja, man lebt. Morgen wird eklig, aber Montage sind eigentlich okay. Wie läufts bei dir?
>>678841938
I don't know shit about flowers, but Orchids are pretty nice.
>>678842551
>Cannabis
God's plant.
>>678842585
The one on the right. I just wanted something flowery.
>>678841963
Oh.
>>678841938
The one who eat flies and other ungodly creatures. Or the ones who kill people. As always.
>>678841977
>I'm mostly back
>mostly
Do you forgot one arm or your ass at home or something?
>>678842038
>Damn, I'm having a blast here.
Geh nach Hause, du bist betrunken.
>>678842224
Jahrelanges Training
>>678842254
Warum nicht nen WLAN-fähigen Router an das Lan ranknipsen. Oder nen Repeater? Also ich sehe da kein Problem
>Ohne euch ist der Nachmittag hier aber nicht auszuhalten
Ja, SH kann echt langweilig werden wenn man kaum jemanden kennt. Oder man geht auf eine Scheunenfete und kommt mit 5 neuen Freunden und hackedicht wieder aus der Scheune raus
>>678842585
>Morgen wird eklig
Erläutere uns mehr zu dieser Aussage
Anyone else excited for Dark Souls 3?
>>678842551
btw I found someone
does he belongs to you?
>>678842847
Estactic
I luff the fluff
>>678842676
Definitely blessed by the lord most personally.
There are few comparable plants in many respects, from medicinal properties, to the way it forms flowers, to its fiber quality.
>>678842785
Homura still has my panties.
Also cleaning up a little.
>>678842875
You can keep the pervert.
My Admiral is Homura.
>>678842785
Ich sitze hier im TSBW fest weil ich schlechte Entscheidungen treffe, ich kann hier eig nichts wegen des Internets machen
Bin nur wochentags hier, keine Zeit für Parties, bin da eigentlich sowieso nicht der Typ für
>i only have 6 Jibril Pics on my phone
>>678841938
Bluebonnet or lavender
Sheep have such small brains. Never knew the dura was tough as fuck to tear for something so thin
>>678842005
Pic
>>678842551
hun?
>>678842585
>>678842785
Heute habe ich mein Abschlussprojekt angefangen die ganze Woche also fleißig zutun auf Arbeit
I missed something earlier about theme songs...
>>678843359
It's just a shortened form of 'honey'.
Unless you're a Hun.
>>678843265
>TSBW
Bist du ein Schüler oder ein Mitarbeiter? Das ist jetzt ganz wichtig.
>>678843221
>Homura still has my panties.
Then steal hers
>>678843359
Ich habe damit im Juni rumzuknabbern....kann ja was werden
>>678843549
isn't homura your honey?
>>678843572
Ich wünsche viel Erfolgsspaß
Don't mind if I do,
>>678843221
yea he almost seduced me
don't worry I'll punish him
Top Tier Ice Queen is mine.
Okay guys, please help me settle something.
Under what conditions, if any, is a guy making love with another guy NOT gay?
>>678842785
Ich versuch ja nur, mich an die Regeln zu halten...
Morgen tritt das übliche Dienstagsphänomen, genannt 4:30 aufstehen, irgenwann Abends heimkommen. #thedream
Bei dir alles in Butter aufm Kutter?
>>678843359
Was solls werden, wenns fertig ist?
>>678843572
"Schüler"? Was hast du denn erwartet?
>>678843572
>Then steal hers
Easier said than done.. but I'll try.
>select street signs
>it's satellite dishes on a roof
>>678843826
T-thanks. Take your time.
Alright, got to go. See you all in like four hours
>>678844102
Bye bye for now!
>>678843893
Its gay.
>>678843893
as long as you say no homo its just a sign of freindship
>>678843996
this is for you
>>678843964
Ein Konzept für die Einrichtung eines IT-Schulungsraums also vom prinzip basicshit mit toller Verpackung
>>678844246
But don't tell Homura...
>>678844324
Also so 10 Tische und ähnlich viele Computer, davon die meisten in eine Richtung und einer vorne an einem Pult?
>>678843893
I have some bad news for you....
>>678843893
Maybe if somebody has a gun to your head? Still, guy on guy is breddy gay.
>>678843964
Immer. Naja, könnte schlimmer sein, aber ich bin heute morgen noch aufgewacht, was ja auch irgendwo ein Erfolg ist
>>678843982
Nunja, eigentlich einiges. Und das ich ein paar schlechte Krüppelwitze reißen kann....
>>678843996
>Easier said than done.. but I'll try.
Nichts was Chloroform nicht hinbekommt
>>678843893
Ball aren't touching = 100% not gay
And if you apply the /b/ rule then you can add traps to this. According to this it's not gay because it's basically just a womam with a dick. Fucking faggots.
>>678844324
Ich will ne Firma mit VoIP und VDSL austatten
>>678844428
it's our secret
>>678844493
Korrekt
>>678844581
Das ist cool und wahrscheinlich auch spaßig
>>678844581
You're underestimating her.
>>678844688
>checked
Your tuna is pretty good.
(if I keep this up people will hate me)
So close... SO SO CLOSE to dark souls 3... I can almost taste it
I just got photoshop back after a while of not having it and I need to remember how to use it. Can somebody give me something stupid to do
>>678844581
Du wirst wahrscheinlich mit allen Witzen noch recht haben, ich bereue das echt jeden Tag hier zu sein
>found a GIF
>>678844546
>>678844191
Probably. But what if both parties are convinced it isn't gay? How would you convince them?
>>678844511
>pic related. it's WAIFU. im not a twink
>>678844581
Fucking /b/. What if the traps (specifically traps) are convinced they're women? Is it still gay?
>this was context of the argument
>>678845012
Mind editing a Make America Great Again hat into this
>>678845012
Anything..
Involving this!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>678841938
Roses
>>678845130
>>678845140
alright ill give it a go
>>678845110
Do they have dongs? If so, it's hella gay. It's cool if they're both into that but they really should at least acknowledge that they're just faggots.
>>678844933
m-maybe you can call other ships to a special location for me? would be nice
>>678843893
When it isn't consensual. In any other case, it's gay
>>678845110
Why does it matter for you? Let them live in their delusional state...
>>678845368
I suppose? But they're all bigger than I am.
Especially at chest level.
>except Shrimp, I guess
There's no waifuism in these threads. Just avatarfagging and animu circlejerking.
Tatsuta claimed.
Hi everyone.
>>678845646
shimakaze should be fine
>>678845719
your just jealous cuz you're waifu a shit
Rory claimed
>>678845817
I wouldn't mind her tuna either...
But I don't see her oftenly.
>>678845719
Sounds about right
>>678845140
nice and ghetto for ya
>>678845817
>>678845943
There's something fishy going on here.
>>678845919
Heya Rory, how was your day?
Chara claimed
>>678846029
Sorry... I'll just see myself out.
>>678845804
Hey Tatsuta. How's life treating you?
>>678845817
And what about Kirishima?
>>678844717
Na dann viel Erfolg bei diesem aufwendigen Vorhaben!
>>678844581
Pff, ich mach das fast täglich.
>>678846088
Just woke up, 4:40 am. Days been good so far
>>678845804
>>678845919
Evening.
>>678846029
Not very considering we're in the water all the time.
The water is definitely more fishy.
>>678845514
I understand I'm walking through a minefield, and I run the risk of catching disease, but I gotta understand this shit.
>>678845341
Okay, let me recap:
They're guys. They think they're women. They think each other are women. Not even think, but convinced. Tumblr type shit (but not allowed to say they're fags for that.) What makes them gay, and how do you convince them of it.
>>678845472
...So rape? But isn't even that gay then?
>>678846029
I like them all
those little ships
>>678846153
>How's life treating you?
I read this as
>How life-threatening are you?
for some reason.
Quite a bit I guess? But in the nice way.
>>678846207
Morning Rory. Where the hell are you that you're 8 hours behind me? Eastern Asia is all I can think.
>>678841747
>fake
I love C.C. I'm just not as talkative as the other guy
>>678846207
That's good to know!
How was your day yesterday? I didn't really see you there.
>>678846261
Don't even try to understand it. Probably one is transgender and that's it.
>>678846365
>But in the nice way.
>in a nice way
>>678846228
Morning.
>>678846398
Ahead. Its the 12th of April here. Im on the east coast of Australia
>>678846261
If it isn't consensual because you are drugged or something, it still isn't gay. If there are no drugs involved, it is gay for the rapist and not for the victim
>>678846261
Maybe he means noncon for both parties. Like someone is forcing them to do it. Still kinda gay but not willingly gay. Also I'm not sure how you go about telling them they're delusional faggots, but they're delusional faggots. That's just some confusing shit.
>>678846637
>April 12
Oh god you're in the future!
>>678846637
>>678846781
RORY CAN BUY DANK SOULS 3 NOW!
I don't feel so good.
If anyone needs me, im not here.
>>678846637
Easter?
>>678846586
Yesterday was good. Started the new job, met up with friends, played with my niece for an hour.
>>678846781
Yeah. Your fortune is plunder. Lots and lots of plunder.
>>678846872
I doubt it. I bet it comes out here after you all get it.
>>678846637
That's some crazy time traveling shit man. I mean I know how it works but it's still bizarre to me that you constantly live a calendar day ahead of me.
>>678846888
You got them sick trips too. Feel better soon Syndra.
>>678846888
At least you got trips.
TTTTOILETTE
>>678846589
Heheh.
>>678842875
The pervert deserves all that comes his way. :^)
>>678846589
Hey Tatsu.
>>678846888
>Checked
Feel better, Syndra.
>>678846987
How's the new job? You sound less stressed for some reason.
aww... rory still can't buy it...
>>678846637
Oh, good morning then.
>>678847076
kek
>>678846872
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>>678846987
I can already feel it coming
>>678847077
Passiert
>>678847143
Nah, it's still me, Tenryuu.
>>678847076
At least the toilet paper is in the right direction
>>678847185
Hello Chen. Can you explain to me why Chen is so awesome?
Although I grew to like some other 2hus as well.
Can you help me please?
I don't even normally like neko but in 2hu I find nothing wrong with it.
- tsuzu
>>678846153
Hey. It's been pretty good. My ISP has been doing something fishy since yesterday, seeing how I sometimes lose connection. That or my network card might be giving up.
How are you doing today? Any more paid time off?
>>678846228
Evening. What did you have for dinner today?
>>678846365
I'm tough enough. After all, I've got Tenryuu to spar with.
>>678847143
Hi Juri. That wasn't me.
>Maybe Ten Ten
How's your Monday? Did you fire any underlings after yesterday's shift?
>>678846945
Easter was 2 weeks ago
>>678846888
Everyone on this thread getting sick. Shits bad yo.
>>678847071
>3 billion died
Kek. Are Americans really that dense?
>>678847240
Because Im no longer breaking my body to help 3 ungrateful shits and one guy who doesnt understand half of what I say. Work is easier, more satisfying and a few times less stressful because the customers arent self-righteous pricks.
>>678847300
Oh I bet you can.
3 Hours 11 Minutes
Is this what hell feels like
