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Shit that you lost to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbasvkiueFY&feature=youtu.be
More like this ?
>>678821112
>overgrowth.jpg
>>678821208
Just type "Annoying Jesus" in the Google search bar
Everytime
>>678822216
Hahahahahahahahagagagagagagagagahahahahahahahahahahahaha
/fucking Russians
>>678822349
kek
>>678822594
I don't... It's some people playing some Jenga and smoking some weed. What's the joke?
>>678822539
>>678822727
white people are playing jenga and the black guy is smoking weed, how dumb are you, back to tumblr
>>678821979
>9gag watermark
>>678821425
Been a while since I saw this one. Glad to lose to it again.
Anyone who has the picture of: "animals at unusual places who are happy" with the niggers in a classroom?
Used to lose to this all the time.
niggers
>>678823038
Kek anymore?
>>678823083
Lost.
This is gold mate.
>>678822797
Pls reddit calm down
>>678822944
you should not post this adorable grandma here you fucking piece of cunt.
My respects for this honorable woman.
>>678820108
1 and done
>>678823261
That filename. Kek.
Lost
>>678822539
This one is getting old
>>678821425
Caught me off guard
Nice one
>>678823689
kek
>>678823879
>>678824018
Ha ha that is so cool xD
Hwho (sp?) are this people though xD
>>678823308
>>678823344
>>678823358
Somebody actually took the time to sit down and draw these.
What a life they must live.
>>678824104
hey! thanks for replying to my post :) um i thik they are santa helprs o.O
>>678820856
holy fuck indeed
>>678820990
This has gotta be faked, or like a troll account or something.
>>678820990
Lost
>>678822594
lmoa
>>678824104
Brazilian spotted.
>>678821508
Fuck these always get me
>>678822430
Lost and I don't even know why
>>678822706
Does anybody know the pornstar ?
Pleaseeee sauce
>>678824532
Holy shit this is hilarious..
That's so fucking awesome
niggers in a nutshell
>>678823083
oh what i would give to be this guys co-driver
>the absolute madman
>>678823083
>'Slow down, you mad bastard.'
Lost
lose every time
>>678824689
I don't actually get why it's funny?
Isn't Bernie's whole things about socialism and people helping one and other?
>>678824388
is this cp
>>678820990
>Dairy Queer
kek
>>678823189
Holy fuck. Lost
>>678825021
It's funny because Trump fanbois believe it's good material to use for anti-Bernie propoganda.
>>678825107
no its comedy gold
>>678825107
no nigga
>>678825107
Nope. He had testicular cancer and had a new set of balls from a 20 year old. It's fine.
>>678825146
Well I figured that, I just didn't know if it was anything deeper than that. Guess I'm not missing anything afterall.
>>678824388
>>678825107
>>678825173
Yes it is, but since it's a boy no one seems to care because had this been some preteen's tit hanging out everyone would be screaming MODS.
>>678825021
No, its all about making people apologize for shit they didnt do and privilege checking and bowing down to feminazis and muslims
>>678824388
Why though?
How did it get in this place anyway?
>>678822183
Fucking lost. Top kek mate
>>678825021
>Socialism
>Helping one another
kek
>>678825429
Newfriend spotted. :-)
https://youtu.be/83h58_GhzL4
>>678825350
>>678825429
Sure.
So what's the joke in the video?
>>678825021
How is socialism a good thing, its about making everyone poor.
That sounds pretty shit to me
>>678822539
I lost so, so hard.
>>678825543
The joke is Bernie Sanders.
>>678824615
This is cringe.
>>678824980
You got me.
New thread here:
>>678824933
>>678823068
Have this image without the text?
>>678820990
lost
https://youtu.be/jcjzsnybTSg
>>678823539
Requesting original image
I remember it was gold
>>678825543
>2
The joke is a guy who acts like he is ready to be president who btw has never had a real job his whole life failed to even keep his bus
>>678825606
>>678821425
Lost
>>678820990
MY SIDES
>>678825823
Yea because polls have been so accurate recently
>>678820108
I usually don't find Nazi memes funny but this is funny
Next thread:
>>678825844
>>678825442
This one's jewish, I can tell
>>678823190
Jesus my sides. Funniest thing I've seen in ylyl in a long time
I don't know if this counts as YLYL but the other day while i was strung out on prescription drugs i peed so hard i shit my pants. It got everywhere. Just a puddle in my boxers as i continued to piss. I lost respect for myself that day, it's a hard life when you can't even trust your own body.
>>678822653
Kek. Loved that game
>>678826084
They have, actually, but I bet you won't bother to look up the data on that.
Not to mention they're probably a much better indicator than "I feel like trump will win"
>>678826253
>Not to mention they're probably a much better indicator than "I feel like trump will win"
No, I actually have a friend who majored in this shit with polling.
All this polling data comes from telepolls which has a high margin of error when it comes to young people 30< because most of these people don't own house phones
So can your bullshit and stop lying to yourself
>>678823201
kek every time
>>678820990
holy shit, lost
>>678824532
Haha fucking old jew faggot
>>678824874
>story of my life
>>678823083
Loooost
>>678824532
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HIS BUS HAD A MECHANICAL FAILURE!
HIS BUS BROKE DOWN, THAT MEANS HE'D BE A BAD PRESIDENT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>678824388
MODS!
>>678826086
Same
>>678821283
kek
>>678822972
>>678822965
those type of slavs called gobniks tho
>>678824406
How the fuck did i lose to this
>>678821979
Go back to 9gag you faglord.
>>678822686
It was an alcohol
>>678823539
Lol, I just finished watching Starship Troopers.
>>678822957
> not having filename as "kingdong"
>>678822216
Lost because i fucking love stalker
>>678820990
>Collegehumor
wtf anon.
>>678822653
Kek'd hard
I'm so sorry Norwegians for the shit you have to deal with... By shit I mean immigrants
>>678823083
fake tho
>>678822430
They included the 'l' on the top. I appreciate the attention to detail.
>>678826498
Not the guy you're talking to, but if you're saying that the young are underrepresented because they don't have home phones, and the young are one of Bernie's biggest groups, than wouldn't he be doing BETTER than the polls say?
Also, lol at "I actually have a friend who majored in this shit with polling"
>>678823190
Sooo gay and unfunny
>>678825592
Socialism is about making the outrageously super rich as rich as the super rich, the super rich as rich as the rich, all so you can provide the poor with the systems required to stop them being a drain on resources. Usually this could be accomplished by the richest people in society simply paying their taxes, but the richer you get the less you feel like you should have to pay taxes, or thqt if you find a way to pay 2% tax then you're still paying more than most middle class people, so its fine.
>>678827756
Would hate to be that guy/gal
>>678821203
fucking lost
>>678821559
It's not just the ONE religion. The big three religions are guilty of this.
>>678821979
Noice
>>678822514
Why did I lose so hard?
>>678822821
Lost
>>678821425
Fuck, lost
>>678826523
so goooood
>>678824632
Creamy meme, dude.
>>678823189
That's illegal?
>>678828141
Um, Christianity doesn't oppose women's rights, or forced prayer in schools fuck wad.
>>678823559
Love how bush is smirking the entire time
>>678826021
Sainsbury's shelf, Tesco post.
Calling bullshit.
>>678828333
Its really nice, like a ballsack
also check'd
>>678828116
News flash
Everyone cant be rich, there are not enough resources in the world to build everyone a Mansion sorry to burst your Bernie Bubble
>>678823167
Gutted this isn't a real thing...I was excited as fuck to buy these
>>678825823
yusssssssssssssssss!
America isn't doomed after all.
>>678828617
Sauce?
>This thread actually survived without bananas
>>678828637
...Wat?
Who said Bernie wanted everyone to be rich?
>>678826184
I would just go make a new thread.
>>678828450
Y u so defensive?
>jimmies rustled
>>678828942
Bernie wants workshy niggers and immigrants to be rich so they can keep coming to 'enrich' America.
It'll end up like Europe now.
>>678828450
Really numb nuts?
Burn The Daughter!
"And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire." (Leviticus 21:9)
Cut Off Her Hand!
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)
Female Inferiority
"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (I Corinthians 11:3)
"For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man." (I Corinthians 11:8-9)
Jesus Will Kill Children
"Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds. And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works." (Revelation 2:22-23)
Kill The Witches!
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Whoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. He that sacrificeth unto any god, save to the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed." (Exodus 22:18-20)
Rape My Daughter
"Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go." (Judges 19:24-25)
It goes on and on loser.
>>678829095
I don't think you understand what words mean.
>>678828617
Anime is so fucking stupid my god. inb4 "hurrr this is an anime website". It maybe once was but it is so not now.
>>678822972
kek. lost
>>678821112
Lost
>>678829180
>Trying to change a religious person's mind with evidence.
>>678822686
guy looks like someone i knew.
>>678829260
Just leave, you really dont belong here if a anime reference is too much and you just HAVE to respond to say how much you dislike it
>>678829180
>what is context
>what is cherry-picking
You're just as bad as those muslim-sympathizers/SJW's who cherry-pick the best lines they can find from the Quran when they're trying to demonstrate that Islam is a peaceful religion.
>>678829260
Then leave retard
>>678825346
That's fucking true!
>>678829180
>Old Testament
You seem to forget that Catholics follow the teachings of Jesus AKA the New Testament. The Old Testament was God's old law and is almost completely invalid for reasons other than moral stories once Jesus came as a human.
>>678828834
hen zemi ovas
>>678828637
I said it was about making it so the poorest people have access to education and healthcare. If you think access to education and healthcare is being rich in america, you are deluded as fuck.
>>678822653
Lost
>>678823627
I fucking lost to this. Why
>>678823800
Holy fuck. Fucking lost
https://youtu.be/UfWkxiPhyqs
>>678821203
watching an ep of sons of anarchy and as the swastika appeared someone said shalom.. too perfect
>>678820914
I can't believe how popular this lemon meme has started to become. To think I actually took part in the creation of the first few.
>>678829884
The world needs ditch diggers too, Oh and a whole lot of them at that
>>678828690
>The Cuck, Sanders
>America not doomed
Plz learn what money is.
>>678823261
I lost so fucking hard
>>678821112
Judy faggot tries to get quads and failed.
>>678824216
lost,
>>678830239
It's fucking hilarious bro, nice fucking work then
>>678825901
Lost fucking hard, don't know why
>>678830246
And what's wrong with giving ditch diggers affordable health care?
>>678820914
i dont get why this is funny
>>678830608
Because they should use their money to get it. I dont trust the government to do anything right let alone manage me or anyone else healthcare
And Why should I pay for someone else?
>>678829241
Tell me are their unicorns in your little fantasy world where the lazy should be rewarded?
>>678824148
Jumavauta kun pävisee
>>678829824
Yes, let's ignore flat out god once he becomes human.
Christianity, folks!
>>678821508
>>678824446
i fucking love those sponge bob top 10
>>678823689
Old school
>>678830785
Agreed. I do believe that free education should he available to people looking to pursue a worth while education like engineering or a trade not a liberal arts degree in underwater basket weaving.
>>678830246
Ditch diggers? You mean like poor white people with no education?
Otherwise known as trumps base.
>>678831335
Education is technically free while you have internet because of things like Wikipedia. Granted, equipment isn't free, but long as you can prove you know what you're doing, getting a job isn't that hard.
>inb4 yer a secretary harry
You gotta start at the bottom and work your way up.
>>678831335
Yeah! We need more welders and less philosophers!
Just kidding. Philosophers make more.
>>678831409
Veterans seem to support him for a reason.
>>678823979
lost
>>678823862
Is that true? I don't get it.
>>678823402
Faggot
>>678831536
You do realize the difference between education and credentials right? Credentials are what gets you a job, not merely education.
>>678831536
I actually work at a factory and have worked my way up by learning more about the job but management levels require a bachelor's degree
>>678820108
already fucking lost ffs
>>678831588
I don't understand why this is relevant.
>>678831582
Scientists are kind of philosophers but I'm talking more like arts degrees and liberal studies degrees.
>>678825350
Hahahahaha
The neo-right in action, people.
>>678827932
Hhahaha
>>678830945
Not Jews, eat a dick wanker
>>678831689
I have a job that pays quite well and I don't have any degree of formal education. I actually failed all public education and yet somehow, at 21, I make $40K per year + benefits....
Fascinating how this crazy "on job training" thing works.
>>678831753
This is true, but I don't feel a lot of people want to be in management due to happiness reasons. If they do, then more power to 'em. But my point still stands.
>>678827869
youre fake lruost
>>678831898
Your lack of education is really showing.
>>678824691
this is not cringe you dumb dick loving nigger
>>678832018
1/10 made me reply
>>678824855
stop the cancer
>>678831898
On the job training is a rarity now a days due to the cost of training a fresh face. But your story of success is not a common occurrence either.
>>678828141
Oh look it's an atheist.
*tips in your direction
>>678823148
But she's also blocking bullets that would've missed her. Immersion ruined!
>>678831898
How is the fact that you managed to land a job despite being an idiot at all relevant to what I said?
You can study medicine all you want for free in libraries and online, you're still not going to be able to practise medicine without a degree, even if you know everything.
That's the difference between education and credentials.
>>678824217
Sad dog made me lost.
>>678832307
Actually, maybe her arms were in that position before the bullets were fired and she just didn't move them.
Think outside the bun.
>>678823152
>and there were no survivors
read this like 10 times already but lose everytime
>>678832331
This
Almost forgot this was a YLYL
>>678828450
>reading comprehension
>>678831335
If someone is qualified to be an engineer then they should be able to become one sure but then again that already exists
>>678820856
Holy shit. Is that Mike?
Fuck you Mike!
>>678825570
why is runescape funny?
>>678832215
I do realize this and it makes me sad. I am also very thankful I was able to have the success story I do. I hope other people following in similar footsteps experience similar success in their own way.
>>678832331
Yeah, I get that. My point was more that there are plenty of jobs that you can get without credentials (a degree of sorts) that'll pay well so you can then pursue your dream.
>>678832712
What if my dream is being a well-educated member of society?
