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Waifu Claiming Thread
2nd Coming
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Tomoko Claim
Shinoa claim
Rory claim.
We're chatting shit in the skype homies
Back again lads
Pyramidion claimed
>>678805105
mandatory cc claim
Good morning everyone!
Claimed
Get on my level, fools
Forever claimed.
>>678805312
Good morning Galko, how was your night?
Claiming and going to bed, goodnight lads, have a good one
>>678805312
still night as I have not gone to bed
Reminder that we're lame and Tsuzu belongs to Hatsuzuki anon.
>>678805383
Sweet dreams comrade.
>>678805503
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
>>678805481
kill yourself you stupid cunt
>>678805380
It was pretty good, even though it only lasted 3 hours or something.
>>678805409
What time is it for you?
>>678805595
Death to the mutants
Meat reporting in
>>678805623
Heresy?
>>678805623
Oh I thought heresy was your waifu.
Nah you have the wrong thread desu.
Try a queen of, or rate my dick.>>678805722
>>678805595
hit me with that fresh prince remix
>>678805708
4:00 AM
>>678805605
Ok random internet stranger.
>>678805708
Ouch, when i cant sleep more than 3 hours id rather not sleep at all.
I wake up groggier than before going to bed.
6 am claim
>>678805755
DID SOMEONE SAID DESU?
How many of you where in the OC thread?
>>678805312
ayy lmao
Going to bed. Can't wait to wake up to salt. good night friendos
>>678805812
I would say you should sleep, but at this point that probably won't help.
>>678805821
I'm used to it, at least on weekdays. Plus I already had a coffee.
>>678805893
?
>>678805972
Ayy
What's up?
>>678805972
Have you praised Cthulu today?
>>678806043
Sleep tight lad.
>>678805262
Yui is mine u fkin fgt
>>678806097
Being used to it only makes it worse, you're repeating something that fucks your brain up.
But im not here to lecture you on something that you already know. Are you working or studying?
>>678806106
Bitch please, I claimed 9 hours ago
fite me irl
>>678806101
Is spelled "Cthulhu"
The dark lord is disappointed with you!
Just some quick claiming.
>>678805481
>reminder that we're lame
Did anybody complain? .. about tuna?
>>678805812
Sorry I don't have it. and a quick search turned up nothing.
Was it a bait and switch or just a word replace?
I'll have to make one.
Also who the fuck are the autists making 4chan wiki's.
I bet they're the first to complain about newfags.
Fuck that's pisses me off.
How many times do I have to do this.
>>678806441
Nope, but if someone did i would beat the tuna out of him.
>>678806043
Goodnight.
Sleep well.
>>678806301
I've been used to it for a long time. But right now I get up early for work.
>>678806492
i didn't know if it is a thing or not but if it is not it must be made so
>>678806606
Still pretty weird, we'll need a new lame joke soon.
But first I finish your can...
that feeling when you're smoking and you cough in your fucking ashtry and all the ash flies in your tea
>>678805879
baka
i'm back
>>678806578
Are you claiming Ryuko or Senketsu best husbando?
>>678806765
We do, but lame jokes can't be forced... they just spawn outta nowhere :|
Is this can enough for your lunch? You ate most of it yesterday.
>>678806818
That never happened to me but i feel your pain.
>>678806818
feels batman
It's why I got one of those push down ashtrays.
>>678806885
No i'm not! I'm the powerful Cirno fear me!
>>678806724
Message received
Daisuki Desu ka
ERP
Daddy needs loli daughter
bloochat.com/dadroom
>>678805203
Yo did you go to sleep or plan on sleeping?
>>678805312
Yo
>>678805366
Tyrants eye cannot command what she doesn't have control over
>>678805849
6:28 claim
>>678806043
Oh ok never mind. I'm here to take his place
claimed
>>678807127
Let's just say I'm very thorough getting every last bit...
Alright lads, i'm finally going, been a pleasure chilling with you for these hours, I'll be back on later on in the day. See ya
>>678807290
She has the chimera to do her bidding, fear the Chimera!
Miho claimed
Fuck them damn snipers.
https://youtu.be/10yrPDf92hY
Going to cook and lunch, laters.
>>678807290
Welcome back Smug Shinoa.
>>678807343
Oh i see. You even go for the spots that are hard to reach in the can.
Haruko claim
>>678807127
>implying Senketsu has a gender
>>678807615
I know right?
clmd
>>678807458
Fuck yeah
>>678807629
Thanks homie
>>678807564
bitch don't kill my vibe
I'm gonna go to work now. I'll be back in a bit.
Bye guys.
Thread official theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-3_pZcFjow&nohtml5=False
>>678807661
<3
>>678807803
This helps?
>>678807655
Deko? That washboard? She's nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake
>>678807629
No need to clean up or anything afterwards..
Enjoy; see you later.
>>678807920
>forgets to post link
>>678807920
Forgot this gosh darn thing.
>>678807969
I'm an idiot.
https://youtu.be/Ww1Fm8WaKNc
Well since the other guy didn't really claim.
>Ryuko claimed
>>678807958
I'm just shitposting lad
>>678807564
I really need to listen to more Kendrick
>>678807890
Bye bye
>>678807916
I was thinking more of
https://youtu.be/b7dmM-QMkmg
>>678808083
comments filled with /mu/ memes
i like it
>>678808185
Pretty shit song
>>678807916
>>678808185
Our secrete motto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnKuATDRsBs
>>678808270
Fits thread thread imo
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
>>678808217
Did someone say /mu/ memes?
https://youtu.be/-1sbZ66UMqc
>>678808108
And how are you today love? <3
>>678808359
Well, your opinion is shit
>>678808356
The day we all fear
>>678808424
Im feeling sleepy. What about you? <3
>>678808356
I like this
>>678808435
Awwww for the be that way
>>678808471
Thanks lad. I won't be sitting next to sketchy bunnyman though.
>>678808564
>Awwww for the be that way
>>678808525
7 proxys yada yada.
~desu
>>678808424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZW7et3tPuQ&nohtml5=False
New thread theme
>>678808704
>>678808705
https://youtu.be/pGHxejdwlqk
>>678808528
Not all too well, I got a bad case of the Mondays. Kind of tired, but somewhat hyped up for the coming of Easter. <3
Raise your hand if you got no sleep last night.
>Complete zombie mode activated.
>>678808899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDN36LIzjIk
Fuck I hate myself
>>678808623
Fine, have a nice scenery than.
>>678808899
He's right you know!
>>678808791
Aw fuck I forgot that I meant to say
>awwwww don't be that way. I hate mobile I do most of my posting on it
>>678808977
Eyyy that's pretty güd.
>also checkd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z29CuJUnrfA&list
>>678809156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA47hKUz9i8
Madoka claimed
it's too early
I'm going back to bed
https://youtu.be/_D1fkmA3x2k
Check this out
New thread meme.
https://youtu.be/JsEOqP3h__Y
>right click
>loop
>listen until your ears bleed
>???
>profit
>>678809171
Thanks! I have to go, nice meeting ya!
>>678809394
Yeah Danny and his weed brownies and such xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxvej27d8N0&nohtml5=False
here ya go
>>678809516
dude, i found that 2 years ago
thanks for reminding me of it
>>678809516
Loop this lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLwsbgeJuIE
>>678809516
The derailment is true
>>678809516
I think you are trying to please someone.
It's working
~desu
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>>678809616
dude. have u tried brownies
i when i first done them i didnt think they would get me that high, and where it takes longer than usual i had like 16 before i felt anything
so when the high came i couldnt fuckin move
i was just led down on the sofa with 5 guys around me laughing at me
and cuz of the munchies i ate more
fuckin fun
>>678809717
Some dank desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1OeL3JbrQs
>>678809717
Jesus that's annoying.
<3
>>678809788
desu desu
desu ......... desu
desu .............. desu
desu .............. desu
desu .............. desu
desu ......... desu
desu desu
desu desu desu
desu
desu
desu desu
desu
desu
desu desu desu
... desu desu
desu
desu
.... desu desu
............ desu
............ desu
desu desu
desu ........ desu
desu ........ desu
desu ........ desu
desu ........ desu
desu ........ desu
.... desu desu
~desu
>>678810164
https://youtu.be/tsfnuyyjaB0
I have some stuff to do now, be back later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7dmM-QMkmg&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo&nohtml5=False
???
>>678810660
>pairing waifus with niggers
Had to leave in the middle of everything.
How did it turn out?
>>678810660
what >>678810754
said
>>678810754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS_zXRgg9H4&nohtml5=False
>>678810834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltu4ET7gGTw&nohtml5=False
>>678810934
In other words, whole board is cancer.
>>678810934
Thats 99% of the threads
>>678811145
Yep, posting just confirms faggotry.
>>678810934
>here's a hint
>you have no fucking clue kid.
>bet you can't even why that isn't green
>because your a faggot
>pure and simple
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Dropping in late for that Renge claim
Nyanpasu~
>>678811459
>26 must-rape lolis
kek, i dont even know what he expects to accomplish posting that pic, either bait or borderline retarded.
>>678811517
Welcome back Renge, got questions ready for the thread?
Post Stocking
Get a real girlfriend fagjits
>>678811849
Learn to spell faggot
>>678811849
I don't want too. Girls are scary
>>678811849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr162OZ2Z0w
why should i?
>>678811915
You think I don't already know how?...
>>678811919
Yeah that's true man I apologize to you anyway. Girls are fuckin
>>678811849
Working on it nigger
>>678811687
Renge's daily survey is always at the ready. I'll wait til next thread for that, though.
>>678811907
L-lewd
>>678812088
Alright fagjit
>>678812041
You shouldnt
>>678812204
Yes nigger
>>678807890
Anyone know the sauce on this girl?
>>678812592
She's from the anime 11.
Fuck learn to read filenames.
>>678812592
http://myanimelist.net/character/137159/Galko
>>678812204
Good to know, just 5 more images.
>>678812258
Thats even lewder.
>>678812592
HP sauce
>>678812592
Galko
Next time use image search
>>678812729
Thanks
>>678812767
No image search on mobile.
The thread got pretty stale tho.
>>678812941
Are you certain?
>>678813067
what would you like to talk about
>>678813134
I wouldn't bother they're probably an apple fag
Renge make new thread?
>>678813409
Make it
>>678813409
I would but I'm actively stepping in the shower
I can do it
-Kazuki
>>678813628
Scratch that
~desu
>>678813655
desu aborted.
