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>>678800233
Get a step brother

Fuck your mom.

There, now you have a gf, source of income, and a pair of tits affixed to a whore to birth your children.

>>678800233
But you got dubs, heads up /b/ro

Look on the bright side, next year you'll be 43 and living with your mother...

>>678801744
Kek

>>678800233
Same here. Unemployed, 39 year old. Gonna fucking kill myself.

>>678801482

i lold.

>sorry OP. that shit is funny.

>inb4 samefag.

>>678800233
You've waited this long??
> kill self

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>>678800233


>Why did I raise such a loser ?

How did it get like this, if I may ask.

>>678802705
Seconding this

>>678800233
>I'm 45, I'm unemployed, have been since 2003.

>I live with my wife.

>Been here since a week after 4chan was >born.

>Life hopefully will get better. At least my >reaction image folder is rich, even if I'm not.

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>>678803351
At least u have wife

>>678800233
I'm 31 but I'll be as you if I don't kill myself.

Used to have a work, but the crisis came and I got fucked. I live in Spain with +20% of unemployment, and you?

Btw, I couldn't go to college, I made my mistakes but I've had a lot of bad luck.

>>678803862
Yeah, I almost into divorce many times more than I'd like to admit due to genuine clinical depression, but she's stuck with me.

Japanese women sure are strong.

>>678800233
could be worse, don't get hung up on perfect images

>>678800233
33 years old here.. self employed but live with mother and don't make enough money to make it on my own.. actually I'm in debt.. and I don't really see how my situation can change ever.. I've done all I know the best.. and still can't make enough for a living

35, self-employed, living with my mother, reporting in. on 4chan for ~10years.

>>678800233
Why are you unemployed and why does your mother let you live with her at your age?

That is not true

>>678804236
The situation can change if you get a real fucking job faggot.

>>678802292
Live stream appreciated.

>>678804333
the thing is I always get ripped off.. I'm terrible at negotiating.. for real.. so when I go for a change in my life it ends up the same. or worse..

>>678800233
oh shit im scared of my future OP

>neet
>lives with my parents
>is sad
>past friends and classmates already graduating colleges + traveling abroad n shit
>makes me more sad
>not jealous
>but is sad because i fucked up and living a pathetic life
>currently still not doing anything about it

fml

>>678804548
age and location? If you go on as that you'll end up as me:>>678803992

And I can understand your old friends part. It's indeed not jealousy, but it makes you feel terrible. Wish I had had their stability though, even if they worked hard to achieve things as well.

>>678804072
i feel bad for her

>>678804477
Get a job where you're not trusted to make decisions then.

I'm a 30 year old neet, living of disability so I can afford my own little flat. will most probably never be able to work again. I got ill before I could graduate from university, my friends are doctors, managers, enterpreneurs, shit like that, while I live off my meager disability check. Shit sucks, at least I don't have to live with my parents I guess.

>>678800233

>48 y.o. reporting in.
>Unemployed.
>Kissless virgin.
>Living with mother & father, both are somewhat ill - if I get a job, it will only be used for a caregiver (in our country caregivers are all foreign wasted 55+y.o. uneducated fat ladies, and they disappear without warning as soon as they find a slightly higher pay; and also they slowly steal everything in your house, cutlery, mugs, rugs, pans, one by one, little by little).

>>678804477
go to fucking school for something that pays well. dont be a fucking idiot and go for whatever someone sugests. do research.

doesnt matter how much school costs if you make sure job is in demand.

>>678804954
Why haven't you killed yourself?

>>678804954
get a fucking job you lazy fat ass

>>678804981
He's in his thirties. It's too late for school.

>>678804731
23 lives in a third world asian shit hole
my fam aint that poor but is in huge debt
no friends since 19 (we moved, social interaction begins to go downhill since then)

>>678805109
A lot of luck to you mate. I feel you had it even worse than I did.

>>678803992

Why don't you move to somewhere else in the EU to find a job? I assume you can speak English, which gives you an advantage straight away.

>>678804954
If you're able to shitpost you're able to work you disgusting lazy piece of shit.

>>678800233

Im 27 I live 20th my wife and son and am unemployed


At least no one depends on you

holy shit are these true stories?
I'm 20 years old still living with my parents, unemployed for 9 months now and I'm feeling like a worthless sack of shit. I always say I'm going to change but it never happens. I'm scared because I really don't want to end up a loser my entire life
I'm scared man

>>678805036
Meh I dunno, probably should, but I enjoy life too much for it, even without much money.

>>678805073
I can't. No one would hire someone like me with my diagnosis in the first place, but even if so stress and high workload make me go crazy.

Im 40, live in a motel with my wife and two dogs. Im unemployeed, overweight, riddled with anxiety attacks and panic attacks because of my health being on decline. My wife is the only means of income I currently have. Nothing seems hopeful for my future.

>>678805332
>stress and high workload make me go crazy
People like you should be slave labor.

>>678805192
Non-Europeans (aka Muslims, Latin Americans, etc) took all the unskilled jobs. The few available ones are taken by local students.

On the other hand I haven't got any financial aid to even make the trip and live while I find something.

>>678805446
>anxiety attacks and panic attacks
At least come up with a real problem to use as an excuse.

>>678801735
>>678801744
>>678802705
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>>678804080
...

never seen /b/ being that nice

is it because of lack of amerifags?

>>678805179
yeah
i can't go to school even if i want to
we can't afford it
>inb4 work for it
i have no job related skills, tried fast food but the pay's not cutting it
and also did i mention recruitment and getting a job is much harder here? college diploma + 5 years exp is needed to get a low tier job (call center,assistant jobs,etc)

>>678804954
How do you get your neetbux?

>>678801401
lmao

>>678805446
>riddled with anxiety attacks and panic attacks because of my health being on decline.
its all in your head dude. go get a part time job at the very least. fucking kids can do that much.

27 yr old living with mom and dad reporting in. I was out but had to come back. Now I drink daily. Have for the last year. Gained 40 pounds. Starting to grow mantits and a belly. Used to get laid pretty often when I was younger and in better shape, but this last year I've fucked 2 girls a total of probably 5 times. At the end of every week I have about $10 left on payday. The rest is booze, weed, Cigs, gas, junk food. I think I'll be here until I quit drinking and smoking. But life is boring as Fuck sober. It's a vicious cycle.

>>678805316
that's where it all begins
change your lifestyle now anon

>>678805246
20th wife? omg, you must be crazy

>>678805761
That's your problem. There's nothing wrong with drinking/weed IMO, but thinking that sober has to = boring is just a lack of imagination.

>>678805246
Mercy kill your son then kill yourself.

>>678805711
My psychiatrist gave me a form to fill out. Waited about a year and then got on neetbux, that was six years ago.

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>>678805761
Haven't fucked anyone for years. You're life sounds wanderful.

>>678804236
The trick to it is not to have a car payment and NEVER to pay more than 2000 for a car if you're poor.

If you want to live on your on and you're making less than 40k you cannot have both a car payment and rent and expect to make it.

Anymore, people with shit jobs want a car that's worth 20k (well not actually worth 20k but a model that's either new or a couple years old) and that is absolute insanity.

Just get a well-known reliable jap car with as few miles as you can find. Doesn't matter if it's 5-10 years old. Honda Civics or Toyota Camrys are solid... Save up. Pay for it entirely up front in cash.

If you do this, even 10 dollars an hour should be enough to move out and live on (assuming 40 hours).

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>>678805316
lurker here
I know exactly what that feel is like.
I was like you mate, there's still time for us to turn out just fine. Get back into education, train, network, get outside, seize oppertunities, build up skills and your cv.
There's still time for you and I at our ages, but you have to go and start doing all these things RIGHT NOW for it to work
If you don't know the answer of how to do any of the above, ask anyone/everyone/wikihow, etc
Go looking for answers and solutions, DO NOT wait for things to come for you - life will pass you by. Good luck to ya

>>678806143
That's not what I said though retard, but yea not going so hot. Been drunk for a long time so it doesn't seem so bad.

>>678804242
>on 4chan for ~10years.

there's your problem

>>678804965
please have mercy on yo self anon

>>678806390
You said you've fucked 2 girls this year. That's why I said your life sounds wonderful. It's me who haven't fucked anyone for years.

>>678805100
this, not as in too late for studying.. but if my situation is not the best as it is.. I can't afford stop working, or working less and get into school, it would be even worse.

>>678805930
>psychiatrist
Nobody should be on disability for shit like this. You fags can work, you just don't want to.

>>678806359
Gotta love the first world some of you live in. Try that with +20% unemployment.

>tfw just turned 20
>job contract expired so out of work since jan
>no higher education
>have to do a one year university foundation course this september
>5 years in uni, wont graduate till 25
>most of my mates will have graduated by 21-22
>all my uni mates having fun getting laid and getting drunk
>im just here being depressed till september and probably throughout my uni life since ill be fucking 3 years older than most of my class mates

>>678806143
>>678805761
Yeah, no shit. By 4chan standards 10 lays a year is godly. I haven't had pussy in nearly 2 years now (it will be 2 years in 2 months)

But in all fairness, I used to get laid a lot when I wasn't picky... but I'm trying to do better than that. I've slummed enough with women for 10 lifetimes.

I don't have any idea how you guys can live like this.
I've never not had a job.
Since the week I turned 16 I've been employed.
I'm 34 now.
Even when I got fired or laid off I would look for work everyday.
Not being a productive member of society was just never an option for me.

>>678800233
>fuck this gay earth
More like fuck you you good for nothing faggot

>>678806827
Why would you be picky?

>>678806782
20 is still young mate.. for real.. you will not miss much.. you can still party a little when you finish UNI

>>678806898

Congratulations. You probably have stability, no regrets, no torturing memories, live in a nation with reasonable unemployment levels, you're not short and a huge ETC a lot of us couldn't enjoy.

>>678807011
I can see you have a lot of excuses.
Excuses pay the bills m8?

>>678807123
Think whatever makes you feel better at night.

LOL you are all pathetic. I have and have always had my shit together, packed neatly and tightly in a small locked chest. I know for a fact that Iv'e had at least 3 times more pussy than you. I can bench 280 lbs, and squat 550 AND I'm a pro at jiu jitsu. I'd beat you all to a pulp then drink you like oj. And my dick is, well lets just say im the reason your girl has a loose pussy. I wreck a pussy in one fucking and I discard the leftover meat and go find the next girl. But on second thought none of you would have a chance with any of the girls I've plowed. 10s only fuck 10s that's why. Also I'm juggling more friendships than noodles in your soup because I'm honestly hilarious. Oh, and people laugh with me, not at me like you pathetic losers. Also how many unread txt messages are on your phone rn? Mine has 36 just from the past few hours. I don't have to reply because I couldn't do anything to lose a friend. That's right, I'm just that likable. Oh, and did I mention Iv'e taken multiple intelligence tests and am a certifiable genius. Like do you even know how electromagneticism really works LOL? Ya didn't think so you autismo. So please don't respond, hell don't even read this comment you swine, because you just don't have what it takes to even comprehend how dope I am. peace out

>>678806781
The USA has some really fucked up unemployment. I think the official number is 12%, but in reality it's 42%.

Here's the thing, it only tallies people who're actively looking for a job and have only been unemployed 6 months. After you've been unemployed more than 6 months, you're no longer on the unemployed tally.

They gradually come up with more and more fucked up ways to measure unemployment as the real number grows.

This is par for the course in most American statistics. The same is done with the CPI that measures inflation. Rather than using the traditional 100 items that they used to use, if the dollar amount is over a certain number they just measure a cheaper substitute. Let's say an item on the list is 1 lbs of angus choice ribeye steak, if that price is too high they'll measure fucking hamburger instead..... and even with this fucked way of tallying the CPI, inflation is still through the roof.

>>678807002
>20 is still young mate

not in this day and age. ill be competing with guys way younger than me when i graduate and apply for jobs. they'll obviously take the younger guys because they'll probably believe they're younger so they have more time to stay with a company compared to me or that the younger guys will have more motivation and higher aspirations

>>678806782
uni chix digs older dudes bruh
i myself is witness to that cuz there's this old dude (not 30+ years old nigger) girls began flocking around him asking for some wisdom about mature thing and some other random stuff. im not bullshitting you we were jealous af

>>678807279
3 times 0 is still 0 so you aint getting any pussy

>>678807318
Global tendency is to study until later and get kids much later, I wouldn't worry for few years.

>>678807238
I already feel pretty good at night regardless, but 10-4 good buddy, I'll just keep on thinking that dregs are dregs because they have more excuses than motivation.
It's always seemed pretty accurate and this thread is pretty much reinforcing that belief.

>>678804453
You know of any site that allows that? I don't want to go through all the effort only for some moderator to cut the stream mid way.

>>678806452
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave *epic guitar solo*

>>678807279
that shit was so cash dude
you john?

>>678807474
AT LEAST 3 times pussy. That's 3x+y
HAHA just goes to show I am a genius and you are a pathetic autist. LOL

>>678805733
>it's all in your head dude

Yeah that's how mental illness works funnily enough

>>678807308
Hey, buddy, everything you think is wrong.
I don't have the inclination to correct you point by point though. Just accept that you're uneducated and should probably refrain from trying to sound smart.

>>678807740
There's no such thing as mental illness. Stop making excuses.

>>678804072
I'm 50 next month. Dealing with severe depression since 2006. Unemployed since 2009. No Kids. Wife trying to make my life ell for 5 years now cause she wants me to leave r kil my self. She wants to keep both the houses I bought when I was doing well. She insults me and calls me horrible thing every single day. I'm very depressed and feel like crying all the time. I don't see a way out of this. I need good advice only... do not comment if you do't know what it feels like to be depressed.

>>678807631
I'm just your everyday genius muscle bag pussy mongering sex god LOL I am the figurative shit

>>678806782

3 years older than your classmates is not a problem, it's not fucking highschool. I've had classes with people in their sixties etc. No one cares, you are just making up excuses. Apply yourself!

>mfw my skinny legs are the reason im a neet

no kidding anons
i've been so conscious and insecure about my calves since that "don't skip leg day" meme came out
i always been skinny as a child but i managed to gain weight and look normal but not my fucking legs and what's worse is i live in a tropical country

>>678807907
If I were your wife I'd want you to leave or kill yourself too. What other reaction would you expect?

>>678807907
That's so typical for women. When you do nice you're nice but if you get out of cash suddenly you're shit. All the "feelings", "love", "affection" stuff is just bullshit for them.

straya?

>>678800233
Nothing strange here.

>>678807907
Try to document the shit that your wife is doing. Not just writing it down, because she'll just deny it in court and they'll believe her. When you have evidence to use against her, divorce her and get the best deal you can.

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>>678808119
thanks for understanding.

>>678808314
An hero faggot.

>>678808162
Thanks, but I live in Spain. Over here men are put in jail every day just because a woman's false violence accusation. They do that here all the time to get rid of husbands they don't love any more. If you're an abused male you're gonna be laughed at by te police when you try to report it.

>>678800233
Same here. Germany. I have no problem with it. Trying to get shit done now.

>>678808011
>3 years older than your classmates is not a problem, it's not fucking highschool. I've had classes with people in their sixties etc. No one cares, you are just making up excuses. Apply yourself!

you're right. i've been so out of the loop recently that its leading me down a spiral of depression.

>>678807907
It ain't hard to solve that one, homes. Divorce her. Keep one of the two homes for yourself. She gets the other and the kids.

There's a time for divorce, dude.

Also, don't let other people fool you. Most ponder suicide quite regularly and are nowhere near as happy as they pretend to be (acting like a sad sack all the time will make NO ONE want to be around you).

Most of my friends have died. I have known way more tragedy than a man of 30 years should. But one of the first things I learned is that if you are a downer NO ONE will want to be around you.

After my two closest friends died ALL the rest of my friends said, "if you need to talk, I'm here for you." Well, guess what happens? If you actually take them up on that and talk about your woes, you'll quickly find them distancing themselves from you and then a few months later, you'll find you got no friends.

Depression allows bad things in your life to cross contaminate the rest of your life.

You MUST act happy to do well in the business world. You MUST act happy to get with women and have your current wife/gf stay interested (women are particularly put of by depression and sadness, almost like they treat it as a contagious disease).

No matter what happens you MUST seem like everything is dandy. Everyone loves a survivor and everyone hates a sad sack.

But if you're acting happy, you go places in business and you go places with people.... then you genuinely get happier and it requires less faking.

Fake it till you make it.

>>678808510
Pathetic.

>>678808572
3 years older than my average classmates anon here
i've felt the same as you too at first but as time goes on no one seemed to really care about it
age is just a number anon

>>678807907
Women have innate value because of their wombs.

>seats on lifeboats
>who gets rescued first in a burning building
>who gets to eat during famine.

Not only do men come in dead last every time, society expects men to place themselves last. As a man, you are only as valuable as the actions you can perform that women cannot perform. From you wife's perspective, you are a man without value. A burden.

Being an unemployed husband is the equivalent of stealing food from children during a famine.

>>678808640
wow thanks m8.

>>678808162
She doesn't have to deny it in court. She could blatantly brag about treating him light shit right to the judges face and doing so will have no impact on anything.

All these unemployed people, i can understand up to 2 years but why aren't you faggots trying to get something? There's no way you should still be jobless after 6-7+ years.

>>678807907
Tape da bitch, and get a good lawyer and stay with yo houses men

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so yesterday this guy posted he lost some weight, changed some shit and got a cute GF.
actually impressive

>>678800233
Start exercising, rent a flat if you can get by on welfare and start looking for jobs / schools.
Get yourself back into [spoiler]THE GAME[/spoiler] and keep going.

>>678808779
I understand that, but being ill is not my fault. I am really doing my best to get better but it's hard with the wife giving you grief.

>>678808863
that's so true especially here in Spain.

>>678805316
Yeah Im 20 at parents too.

Unemployed 2 years now, I went to army in between but still. Dont do shit cuz got acne and dont feel like doing anything.

College in fall hopefully tho.

>>678808884
Dude when you're flat broke all the time you're pretty much mooching off someone else to begin with. You don't have money to do anything let alone job hunt. You go to every place near where you live. You fill out applications, managers refuse to talk to you, most places won't even take a physical application anymore it's "Get out of my store, go fill out an application online". For about every 10 or 15 applications I've filled out I've gotten maybe 1 interview per those 10-15 might even be higher.
The further away you start looking for work the less reliable you're seen as getting there unless you have a car, if you're unemployed for years that's not likely.
You lose friends, if you're not a druggy or a drunk who wants to be friends with a plain old bum?
It's like everything is working against you when you're unemployed and people that have money are like "Why don't you just stop being poor?"

>>678809134
Fucking cuck

>>678809074
It is your fault.

Depression is rage turned inwards. It's not a sadness disorder. It's an anger disorder.

You are very, very mad at yourself. You have a little voice inside your head that constant insults you. You have made a lot of mistakes in the past and, due to an over inflated ego, you can't forgive yourself for making them.

tl;dr Get the fuck over yourself. No one is perfect. Stop beating yourself up for making simple mistakes occasionally, idiot.

>>678808770
is being an older dude benefiting you with the ladies?

What the hell guys, im an Italian (country with 1/3 unemployment) , I'm 20 and i live alone, have a work, and haven't a single debt on my back. You don't have to give up on life, just go on and always aim for the stars, quitters never wins.

>>678803351
>at least my reaction folder is rich
Kek

>>678805614

I've been bumming around on /b/ at all hours of the day recently (unemployed) and it's interesting how much it changes depending on time of day.

For instance, we're about two hours away from a flood of incest posts appearing. No idea why, but mid afternoon GMT they all come out.

>>678809334
you might be right but getting out of depression is not that simple. No matter what caused it the problem is it turns into an illness that has to be medically treated. Depression leaves massive scars in people's souls.

>>678809532
I'd like to see how you look like and in what environment you grew up.

I live in Spain and I also know of many people succeeding in life, but in Southern Europe there isn't just room for everyone to get a life.

>>678809695
amen to that

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>>678809659
Its lack of Muritards, wouldnt imagine Asians lurking /b that much.

>>678809669
It is that simple.

But calling your condition a disease absolves you of all responsibility for your behavior, doesn't it. How convenient.

The fact of the matter is, you enjoy being depressed.

>>678809669
So kill yourself 116

>>678807279

You can squat 550 but only bench 280? Nigger loves his leg day.

>>678809254
I lost my employment of 9 years in 2012, i was immediately out looking and applying, and i got a job because of it before shit got unsustainable.
I'm now somewhere else making what i was before.

I'm not particularly employable either, i dropped out of my first year of college and got the first job on a favour from a friend.

Pull your shit together

>>678809980
Its funny how every friend of mine who is working, got their job trought connections of their relatives or friends etc.

>>678809980
>and got the first job on a favour from a friend.

This is how you built up your experience. You were given a chance by someone else.

That's a luxury many of us never had.

You're unfair and you know it. But Karma doesn't exist for people as you so you'll never be punished.

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>32
>worked from 16-25
>alcoholism spiraled out of control
>then got bit by a faggot tick that gave me chronic lyme disease
>many bodily systems in perpetual peril
>live with my mother
>haven't been laid in 7 years (not really a big deal cause my health curbs my sexual appetite)
>spend my time interacting with you faggots, watching sports and movies, and writing nonsense

The End

>>678809254

Bullshit. You can go to any temp agency and get a job handed to you on a silver platter. They'll hire ANYONE. Even rapists straight out of prison on parole. The more people they get working for them, the more money they make so they want to get you a job.

It won't be the greatest job in the world, but it's a lot better for your self esteem than being unemployed, mooching off of a woman.

>>678810177
>But Karma doesn't exist for people as you so you'll never be punished.
So Karma doesnt exist at all for anybody ever anywhere?

ITT: It's not my fault


>you know it is

>>678810308
You're probably right, I take the karma part back.

Just that I feel at the slightest mistake I make I get punished in a way or another.

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>>678807279

>Jacked pussy wrecker genius with dozens of close friends and admirers
>Hanging out on 4chan

Suuuuuuure bro

ok, so mass virtual livestream suicide on /b/ when?

>>678810374
Again, please, move to a nation with +20% of unemployment (+50% for people under 30).

>>678810374
/thread

>>678810308

It really doesn't. The universe is a chaotic mess.

>>678810432
It's your fault that your unemployed. Stop making excuses and grow a pair fagot.

>>678810425
Just shut the fuck up.

>>678810541
lol

>>678810374
/thread

>>678810432
20% unemployment just means that one in five people is a worthless faggot. How do you like being part of that statistic?

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>>678810432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgcA8WUK1qM

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>>678810541
>your unemployed
I take that you'RE too.

>>678810545

The response of a true genius...

>>678810773
Lurk until you can recognize an obvious troll post, newfag.

>>678810644
Wow, so edgy.

>>678810885
I did this for about 5 years. Now it's a whole lot easier to feed them.

>>678810719
This
You need at least a positive outlook on life in order to believe you'll succeed, otherwise you rarely will.

Would you guys of unemployment do anything for work? A legit job, nothing sexual, illegal etc.

>>678810904
So edgy and so literally true.

>>678809695
Pretty average I think, but here where I am (north of Italy) the job situation is normal, I don't see a lot of unemployment.

>>678811244
Then you're lucky. In Spain there isn't much differences between the very rich and very poor regions but this means the rich ones (I live in Madrid) aren't too good either. It's 15% of unemployment here.

>>678810425
LOL that's obtuse to think that just because the majority of the people here should be subject to euthanasia doesn't mean there aren't outliers. In fact, statistically speaking with a site this big its not very likely that there are no alphas like me. I for one enjoy the subjective experience you get on the occasion when browsing this sub because crazy shit happens sometimes. And I do mange to get plenty of free time because I don't have to study. All I do is show up to class with 3 hours of sleep and a hangover and I still consistently get the best grades in my class. Please don't respond, you've embarrassed yourself enough.

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All these poor plebians,
All these Bernie voters,
How's it feel being the worthless underbelly of society?

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Kys faggot

>>678810283

damn it. I hate you.

>>678811445
I have a job and have never gotten a penny in neetbux and I'm voting for Bernie.

>>678810432
Spanish faggot. That just means you're worse than 80% of the population. Are you really worse than 80% of the people around you? Doubt it.

>>678811445

>reads thread with hardly any americans
>assumes they're voting for bernie

Trumptard detected.

>>678800233
Please consider suicide. Not even saying this to sound edgy or anything, but sometimes death is just the best option. If you are interested i can recommend a lot of painless and relatively easy ways to do it

>>678811566
Not necesarily worse but definitely more unlucky. Although you'll probably won't believe me, which is ok, as you cannot really see for yourself.

>>678801272
Kek, get out of my mind

Are you trying to get work and get out? What skills do you have? Shut happens man. How you get out of it us what will define you.

Whether you think you can do it or you think you can't do it, you're right.

>>678811590
Anyone saying they aren't a yuropoor is prolly an american.

Voting for Clinton

>>678810773
LOL think for yourself, sheep. You really think I'd post that? Your autism is literally giving me anxiety.

>>678811718
>Voting for Clinton
Clinton voters actually exist?

>>678811718
Americans will never understand what it feels like being Yuropoor, especially a Southern Yuropoor. They won the lottery coming to this world from American parents.

>>678811821
Republicans are dumbfucks, bernie is a cuck. Glorious Clinton will be best president of the past 100 years

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If this post gets 100 likes and shares I'll kill myself and post pics of me dead

>>678811875
This country sucks cock.

>>678811945
Bernie is the least cucked candidate.

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>>678811445
>how does it feel to be the worthless underbelly of society?
Pretty comfy actually

>>678811875
The real question is why didn't your worthless ancestors get out when they had the chance?

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>>678810644
Dubs of Fucking Truth

>>678812138
Yep.

>>678811984
You don't know what you're talking about.

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>>678811590
America is all that matters. The rest of the people in this world are just extras in our movie.

>>678812362
I live in America so yes, I do.

>>678800233
Hey op, at least you're not a white woman. At youre age they are droppung like flies because of pills, smoking, drinking, work, and obesity.

http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article71045097.html

>>678812455
>butthurt detected

>>678812462
Canada fag reporting in, i can confirm that the US sucks cock.

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>>678812455

>>678805316
Get into a trade. I was in the same position as you and I waited until 27 to start my apprentixeship. So glad I did it. I wish I did it sooner but late is better than never. Do it now! Do it today or you'll end up like these losers. Go today man. Stop procrastinating you loser! DO IT

>>678809931
At a certain point muscles bog you down. I go for a good tone. I rep at 5x15 for bench. How many wind sprints did you do today? Whats your 40? I've got a 4.7

>>678805659
Trades nigga. Paya good and you have to be retarded not to be able to so it.

Depressed since 2009
Didnt have lots of friends
Highschool even more depressed cause im loner and classmates were Chads.
Didnt make in army worked few months left job
Started go to next year Uni and had half part time job.
Uni life sucks normies everywhere hipsters and all those positive normie fucks.
I started to understand i wont make it after 4 months left uni and job
3 years havent done anything no job no school.
Playin vidya gamez all day went to the gym and fighting sports for 3 years. Those were my only activities
This year turning 22 some of ppl making money or finishing uni.
But last year i met girl now i have GF i tought i will never have GF.
Shit just changed so fast.
Now i have better job still wagecuck but this work is little bit better.
Starting to think what i should study work.
Started to think positive that i already have things i wanna i already do what i wanna.

Think that you have already what you want think goos toughts and good things will happen.

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>>678805316
Weird but true: stop masturbating for a while. Get your motivation back. Break your bad habits. Make new habits. We are creatures of habit and that is why faking it until you make it works.

Be the person you want to be. Live the life you want to live.

>>678800233
At this point, just wait her out.

>>678810283
Fuck you, thats bull shit i am signed up to about 10 temp agency's and the 6 months i have been signed to them i havent heard jack shit.

>>678813034
liar.

>>678812815
This

>electrician making $80k/yr

>>678812990
Kek'd, but I don't think anon's mom will be able to make him chicken tendies when she's dead.

>>678813034
>10 temp agencies
>nothing for 6 months
Where do you live, son? Because I suspect you are lying

>>678813239
What's involved in becoming an electrician?

>>678805761
Are you me? I got cucked by my gf I was living with. Moved in with my parents was supposed to be temporary. Then I got laid off so I became an alcohol.

Fucking plebs, I've been working and living on my own since I was 17 and now go to uni and pay my own damn bills
Feelsgoodman.jpeg

I am 20 and i am to autistic to find any work none wants to hire me because of my lack of social skills. at this point i have been sending out cvs since i left my apprenticeship and not got anything in about a year.

>>678813581
Not all jobs require social skills.

>>678813398
the uk, i am an autist tho. also i live in a village theres not allot of jobs to go around and i cant afford to drive much further than the nearest town for a temp job.

>>678802364
How you gonna do it?
Lighting your neckbeard on fire I hope.

>>678807318
That's what we call stinkin' thinkin'. No one stays at the same job their entire career and employees know this. You're looking for excuses. If anything your age will help you because you'll be more mature and they'll trust that you better recognize your responsibilities than the 21 year old who is still into the DRI King party scene.

>>678813807
There are evidently enough jobs for ten temp agencies to stay open. Nigger.

>>678813688
A dam lot of them do, and doing an interview when you are autistic and have social anxiety you are never going to come off as the best candidate.

I moved back to my parent's house so they can move into my condo and swapped deeds. At their age they couldn't manage a 6bdrm split-level.

is this normal?

Where do you live?

>>678814134
Hard to say, understood about half of your post.

>>678813953
they are not purely temp agency's they are also recruitment agency's.

>>678814201
73 posters, u ask all of them?

It's time for some of you to stop making excuses and get your shit together. If you're broke, but you still manage to smoke cigarettes, that's $2000+ per year that could be getting you into a better situation. Go back to school and get a degree in something that actually pays money, not some horseshit liberal arts degree. Go to a tech school and learn a trade. Go to a temp agency. Volunteer. Do anything to get out and get more experience and network. Do something medical. It still pays well. Don't just give up because things are hard. Start making your life better. Stop mooching off your parents. They've got it hard enough without having a kid continue to mooch off of them. If you're of age, join the fucking military. Let them whip your ass into shape and get some kind of direction. Sitting on you ass doing nothing isn't going to change shit for you. You gotta do it yourself and take some fucking responsibilities for your the direction your life is going. There are plenty of opportunities out there, but they're not going to come knocking on your door to take your hand off your cock and lead you to a better life.

This applies to 'merica. I don't know if other countries have the same opportunities, but from the way half these fucks talk as if we're a shithole, I would hope to fuck they do.

>>678813953
also they serve a larger area than i can commute to faggot.

>>678814346
hopefully getting to school in fall and that is 3½-4 year education, im 20 living at parents.

Been thinking if its okay to live at parents to 22-23 y/o cuz I couldnt afford live off myself without job on the side.

>>678800233
Kissless virgin?
Are you a master wizard?

>>678800233
In the UK, the average age of the first-time buyer of a house is 40. You're not unique and you'd be happy to hear of it.

There's many paths to happiness and your own is the best way. Do what u want man

>>678814591
no.

>>678810177
Or maybe he was rewarded for having good karma faggot. You ever think he made.friends willing to go out on a limb for him because he was a good guy?

>23
>living with parents
>full NEET
>lost contact with friends one by one
>kissless virgin
I better climb myself out of this shithole before I end up like one of you

>>678813034

It's Monday afternoon. Call all ten of them immediately and ask if they have any short term work coming up this week or next.

Do this every week without fail. Agencies always forget about you because their actual clients they care about are the companies, so you have to keep on top of them.

>>678810387
>Just that I feel at the slightest mistake I make I get punished in a way or another.

Well, yeah. That is how you know not to do that again. This is true for everyone!

MAIN POINT: Change. Start with the basics. Shave and shower every morning. Shave your head as well, so you dont look unemployable. Instead of booze and smokes, go to the thrift store and buy better clothes, even one item per week. Then walk your ass to the public library, and use their computer to put in 3 applications for a job every day.

After you accomplish this , go back to the thrift store, or the Red Cross, or stay at the library and volunteer. Make yourself useful.

You'll meet people. Be friendly and helpful. You can't help but make friends. Sooner or later one of them will do you the favor of telling you about a job you will be perfect for.

Stay the fuck away from /b. Even when you're working again, stay away from this toxic place.

You can't afford to smoke or drink, so quit. Stay quit. Once your head clears, you'll be more employable, even if it is just because you smell better.

Just believe in yourself, even if you know it is a lie. After a few weeks, it won't be a lir anymore.

>>678812869
>not greentexting it
you deserve that fate

>>678814739
This. 1000 times this.

>>678814534
You have plenty of time to get your life together, just don't give up. Create goals to keep motivated, work where you can. Save your money instead of blowing it on dumb nonsense. You'll be fine as long as you're not giving up and relegating yourself to a shit existence because life is hard. Look at school as a step towards a future, not just a place to go because you don't know what else to do. Try to have a plan. "I'm taking x classes for y degree so that I can get z job." If class x doesn't get you to that goal, don't take it. If degree y doesn't get you to that goal, change degrees. Don't take 7 years to complete a 4 year degree. Just don't give up. Nut up and push through the hard shit. Four years is a breeze.

I'm 22 yo kissless virgin.
I have stabismus which maks eye contact with people really awkward and people seems to be creeped out by it. That's the main reason why I don't have gf because I can't just approach her because of strabismus (no real eye contact).
I was bullied in school so I didn't have friends and now in collage I don't have social experience. I don't have anything to talk to people. I don't go to parties etc.

>>678815284
Join groups. You're in college, there are hundreds of them. People love groups. Find a group that has similar interests. Don't go to meet girls, go to meet people. Fuck, go to a stabismus support group. Meet other people with your condition and see how they're adapting their lives to be successful. Stephen Hawking was a full on cripple in a wheel chair using a synthesized voice to communicate, and he managed to get a wife and a bitch on the side. Don't let yourself be defined by a medical thing.

>>678813406
Trade school, talking to local electricians to see if you can be an apprentice that sort of thing

25 year old, never had a gf, virgin, no friends, go outside of house like once a month, hate people.

Works for Costanza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6c17WxIcCw

>>678815766
>Join groups. You're in college, there are hundreds of them.
What kind of groups? I'm not American, I don't know what exactly you mean by that. Something like AIESEC? We don't have much besides that and one similar organization. I don't see how that would benefit it.

>go to a stabismus support group
Again, I'm not American, this is not a thing here. We don't have groups for every single thing here. There probably something for alcoholics or drug addicts but I've never heard of it. (if we're talking outside of college, on college there's nothing like that)

>Stephen Hawking...
different times I guess.

>>678800233
>Be me
>Parents divorced when 12yo
>Live with mother
>Defended mother in court against dad
>Never wants to see me again

>Be 15
>She remarries with a pos
>Abuses me about 5 days a week (the physical abuse kind)
>Develop schizofrenia, hospitalised. Pos stepdad tells me to kill myself
>Takes mom on holiday while Im struggling

>Be 18, cant handle the abuse and neglect anymore
>Live_over.jpg
>Leave home, only take my bag with some small items
>Stepdad takes my bankcard, tries to plunder account (but I was ahead of him and blocked it beforehand)
>homeless and not medicated
>Shitsnotfun.avi
>Finally being free and not living in fear gives me a island of hope in a sea of shit

>Be 19
>Get into a housing programme
>Get treatment again and get benefits

>Be 21
>Neet, I guess
>Psych says I wont be able to hold down jobs in my condition
>Fuck_your_shit.mpeg, I've had worse
>Sign up for a Uni entry exam (Computer Science) since I dont have any pre-schooling
>Ace it

>Be 25
>Have my own appartment
>One year till graduation
>Fucking made it

>>678816424
Cont:

Dont have any contact with any relatives whatsoever and feel a little broken sometimes.
But you just have to power through the seemingly endless sea of shit

>>678813406
bad pay and few hours.

look at job outlook before doing anything

>>678816550
Damn, well done champ!

>>678800233 Stop being such a dripping cock.
>NEETS are godtier!
>all wagecucks secretly want to be NEETS
>well I would stay and discuss this more

But I have so much time on my hands I think ill go sharpen my programming skills up some!

>BTW Dont listen to these losers!

T.a Neet

>>678817144
how do you pay for food and rent?

>>678816380
Groups or clubs, or student organizations. Some of them are college supported, and some are just gatherings done by the students. I've seen clubs at colleges in America and in some other countries. They're just gatherings of people with a similar interest. It could be a club where people interested in art history meet to discuss a certain artist or a certain artistic style and plan out trips to go to museums and art galleries. It could be a club where people get together to build their ideal computer rigs for gaming. Hell, there was a club at my school that got together and played Quiddich. It's extracurricular stuff that gives you an opportunity to meet with other people who share a similar interest, or just gives you an opportunity to learn about or participate in something you've never experienced before. Chances are, there's a board somewhere in one of the common areas that people are posting all of this stuff up to get more people to participate. So, participate.
>stabismus support group
Look online. Talk to them in their forums or chat rooms. www.eyesapart.com That's from a quick search. They're out there. There are other people dealing with stabismus, so they've experienced things and tried different strategies to make life work. You can do the same. Good luck, and I hope you find something that can help make things better.

>>678817490
He doesn't.

>>678814901
Many us have been good firends, and still, we never got rewarded for a multi-year job so precious these days.

>>678817490
goto bank.
Withdraw.....

Profit??

>>678817797
We don't have such clubs or groups.

>www.eyesapart.com
I've seen it before but there's nothing useful there. Just some stupid blog-like posts.