/nzg/ - The New Zealand General. Get amongst it!
>>678791857
Why are IDs even gone?
Howdy y'all.
>>678791857
>Christchurch
Evening fam. Hope we all survived another monday
How are we tonight!
Dunners reporting.
What's happening in your world this evening?
>>678792021
Fuckin' hell, Kia. Did they actually run that as an ad?
>>678792237
Hey babes, we aiight. You aiight?
>>678792265
>stancenation.gif
>Te Puke
Kiwifruit negro from Germany reporting in
Some cunt couldn't handle his piss. Central Auckland reporting.
anon reporting in
evening folks
>>678792402
we can only hope.
Hon Hon.
>>678792446
damn this city is so fucked up
>>678792446
Should of scooped that shit up fam.
Make a mean fry
>>678792402
>678792237
Im aiight, survived 11hour monday. Upto much?
Dunners reporting, bruh
>>678792540
Hon Hon.
>>678792715
Fuaaa, that's a lot of Monday.
Nah, g. You? Or just work followed by chill?
>>678792883
Hey mate!
>>678792428
Nigga, I'm in papamoa, lets meet up. Drive through te puke errday to pick kiwis, shits cash
>>678792584
I ain't touching that shit nigger
>>678792581
I wish this were an uncommon sight.
>>678791857
faggots
>>678791857
I'm from America. You should find out where that cam girl Alice lives and rape her. God she is sexy.
>>678793204
You find her yourself. We're IP blocked.
>>678793089
Nigga you Jamie?! The gorilla with the tanktop?
>>678793242
Oh there's more? Thought there was just one.
Anyone found her FB?
>>678793204
Screengrab?
>>678793320
Ip blocked? What would you do if you just saw her out and about? "Excuse me I'm a big fan, I'm busted so many loads to your sexy body may I have a quick hug?"
Also Flight of the Concords is awesome.
>Christchurch
Here
>>678793447
Missalice94 dude. Cam whore.
>>678793400
kek. that's a man dude. her name is Bianca Freires
mfw she's hotter than 95% women i know
mfw she's
>>678793447
Do you no know who I'm talking about? She's on my free cams website. Miss Alice is her name IIRC. She's perfect
>>678793499
Ignore her most likely. There's better looking women.
Fush n chups
>>678792446
Just one of the reasons I stay out of the city
>>678793604
If that's not a 10 I dunno what is. Fair enough though.
>>678793651
Someone who doesn't sell their body for sheckles
>>678793629
Feesh n cheeps
>>678793740
Yeah I agree. I wouldn't pay her shit. I bet she makes more money than me camming herself. Oh well.
>>678791857
dunedin reporting
>>678792428
>>678793089
Tauranga here.
Who wants their dick sucked?
>>678793937
c4 corvette and a older 911.
hnnng
who the fuck paints their car this colour, or keeps it that way
>>678793937
'sup? Saw these last night and wanted a photo, glad you got one instead.
Is anybody else excited for Shroom season?!
>>678794034
It's was the eighties, mate. Cars got painted any fuckin' colour!
Beats the white, silver, black whitewash of today's cars.
>>678794034
i got a feeling that very period correct color.
>>678794057
nm. they're always parked there, not the first time i've seen them.
>>678793573
Really? Must be post-op...
>>678794155
You're right. It does look like old menstruation blood.
>>678793589
Had a look.
Don't know her :(
>>678793957
If you're not gn go suck his dick, if you are gn good luck bro.
>>678794153
Yes got a walkway where I live that gets littered in them. Just have to find the proper type now.
>>678794248
To bad. Hot right?
>>678794204
would still smash tho no homo bro
>>678794246
i kek'd.
>>678794154
>>678794155
>poopmobile
still gotta get a pic of the valiant. Oh, snapped this one on the weekend. more my style
>>678793957
I'm straight sorry man
no dick for you this time
But Te Puke seems to be the damn end of the world
>>678794489
Saw this down by the old over-bridge on Saturday, had no idea what I was seeing
these threads are shit now. it's literally turned into a bunch of faggots posting cars and tanks.
i'm out
>>678794636
Post more cats
>>678794636
post the content you want to see
>>678794562
It has vomit in the name. What did you expect?
Reppin it for the trannies of tokes who havent quite caught up with the modern age
>>678794932
cats it is
>>678794489
Kek, me old mate is in that photo
>>678795004
More
>>678793528
as always?
>>678794260
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
>>678795228
All i got o her
Heres sum anon oc
Oi where'd scotty go??
>>678794489
hmm Mk2 Zephyr, still rather a MK3.
>>678795462
To bed
>>678794806
touchè
at least it won't smell like Rotorua
>>678795462
she killed herself
Cat thread?
>>678795655
Dubs of truth
>>678795700
cat thread.
Watching that diabetus faggot on tinychat being thirsty is fucking cringe. Funny when the girl never replies to him kek.
>>678795808
Whose he thirsting at tonight?
>>678795808
agreed, it's why i'm not on tc right now
no one on there worth talking to anyways
>>678795808
I like his voice and his beard. Seems an alright chap.
Beta fgts needa lrn hoz be playing games. Fuck the ho, then you fuck the ho
>>678795898
Don't worry anon, I'll be on later.
>>678795846
Emily?
>>678795902
>>678795876
>>678795916
mfw i've run out of cats to post
>>678795946
We speak English in New Zealand.
>>678795961
yea, so who are you then? and what makes you think you're worth talking to?
>>678795902
>>678795808
the whole tc group is thirsty as when it comes to any slim chick half attractive. why anyone would want to hang out with those sad fucks is beyond me after that whole shit last week
>>678795997
i never run out
>>678796023
>go to google images
>search cat
>wa la
>>678796034
I'm a spooky ghost. AMA
>>678796023
Im am very much well aware homeslice
>>678796023
nah we speak cuck
>>678795808
Dia is top lad, 10/10
>>678796067
as if they weren't thirsting after scotty as well
if its not a male the entire chat starts stroking their collective boner, it's cancer
>>678795994
Nah G that ain't me.
>>678796124
why haven't you fucked off back to your grave yet? no one wanted you while you were alive and no one wants your ghost either
>>678796121
> wa la
kek
>>678796170
Maybe you do.
>>678795808
>nz tinychat with the regulars
>old cunt
>druggy cunt
>virgin cunt
>>678796121
>implying i know how to use google
>>678796197
Then I get called a white knight for not. You realise it's just bantz though?
>>678793332
Nah son, don't wear tanktops.
I'm a dude in a silver nissan bluebird, fucked up drivers side door, stayed at te puke backpackers for a little two weeks ago
>>678796197
It was only that fatty bbq guy that was thirsty for scotty
Funny he's butthurt about not being a mod anymore
>>678796408
was his mod status revoked?
>>678796124
IDbro?
>>678796248
I wasn't buried. I was a hobo who was kicked to death.
>>678796370
fuck off with that excuse, it's a crock of shit
>>678796459
then you deserved it
>>678796451
Do you see me posting kpop webms?
>>678796197
>as if they weren't thirsting after scotty as well
Wasnt that in a derogatory way?
>>678796521
I wish you would..
>>678796525
it was thirsting regardless, and whether its derogatory or not depends on who's being thirsted after
offense is taken not given
>>678796501
Kek. You're full of anger anon. You need some Venlafaxine.
>>678795306
As always
>>678796653
how about go fuck yourself
>>678796714
Dick won't bend that way when hard.
>>678796067
>>678796067
What shit last week?
>>678796787
clearly you're not trying hard enough
>>678796837
Clearly you're experienced at fucking yourself.
dont you guys have anything else better to talk about jesus fucking christ.
>>678796898
I tried so hard and got so far
>>678796926
Well
The planet's fucked
We're all gonna die
Might as well talk some shit with random strangers...that's my theory. And sure, it's meaningless, but isn't that the point?
>>678796926
i don't see you contributing anything worth talking about
>2016
>not posting cat pics
why even live?
>>678796804
it came to light that the entire tc group would start talking shit on some regular chick as soon as she left. apparently it had been going on for awhile, she found out and hasnt been seen from since.
>>678797082
Noones talked shit about her when she leaves. stop taking the b8 you shmuck
>>678796926
No, sir. Not even slightly.
>>678797082
Ayyy? That never happened. Unless you mean Scotty, because they talk shit to her face too.
>>678797082
This cunt has been posting this for a while now.
I honestly think it's Nate.
should I an hero on tinychat
>>678797694
Of course.
>>678797616
>>678797687
hive mind
>>678797693
My contribution for this evening.
>>678797694
Yeah, nah.
>>678797188
>>678797189
>>678797201
bunch of people said it happened and Ive propped in to tc a bit, havent seen her around.
east tamaki reporting in
>>678797766
mm Marlboro livery, so perfect.
>>678797801
>bunch of people
You falling for samebaiting faggots fam.
Dont take the b8
>>678798337
Should ease up on the shitposting, mate. You're gonna max the thread out before ten o'clock at this rate.
>>678798375
ayyyy db?
>>678798416
lets face it, this thread should die, to much just shit stirring in it.
>>678798496
here let me help you with that
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>678798587
ive got some
>>678798566
So when are you going to help by using that on yourself?
>>678798496
Fair cop. Will there be a second one tonight or are we just crashing this whole show into the dirt?
pls r8 my mom
>>678798739
>WouldSetOnFire/10
>>678798711
burn this place down!
Where are the dunedin nudes? Kopare?
fuckkk i saw this hot ass maori chick on a construction site this morning and i cant stop thinking about her
requesting hot pics of islander girls mang
>>678798711
might as well crash this plane.
>>678798675
no time soon mate
as long as there a thread, i will be there shitposting it
>>678798653
Be a bro and post them
>>678798653
Who you got?
>>678798880
Righto.
>>678799007
Post them up
woopwoop
>>678798844
>>678798983
>>678799007
dunners duo bit desperate for a wank, eh?
here ya go, she's a bit rough around the edges but shes got a solid pair on her
>>678799111
that dub trip combo. fancy
>>678799200
what what!?
>>678799212
Yeah, mate. Was aching for some quality sculpture nudes. Cheers.
>>678799217
do want.
OC bros
>>678799212
a bit of a prettier face, smaller in the chestt tho. Not your thing if youre a legs man.
>>678799312
Off-road passenger cars are the best passenger cars. I'm guessing you'll like these ones too.
>>678799390
got some beast if youre into that, the unicorns packing. dont worry man i dont judge.
>>678799423
Porsche's are my weakness. Them lines, that engine, that possibility of lift off over steer.
>>678799620
>possibility
Fuck off, it's a certainty and you know it.
Also, this looked its absolute best with the white letter sidewalls.
>>678800094
Oh, fuck. We hit the image limit first.
>>678800094
Ruf Yellowbird, perfect in every way.
>>678800221
time to continue the shitposting all them drama-makers were doing
anyone in dunners know where to suss?
>>678800258
Based Yellowbird. The true god machine.
Hitler won in the end with that thing.
>>678800277
But are they still here?
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
Ah
Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high
Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming,
I can hear them say
Carry on my wayward son,
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man,
Well, it surely means that I don't know
On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about, I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune,
But I hear the voices say
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more no!
Carry on,
You will always remember
Carry on,
Nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely heaven waits for you
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry,
Don't you cry no more,
No more!
>>678800461
probably lurking tc
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays Hail to the Chief
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, no
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yeah
[Chorus]
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer More, more, more!
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in twelve-thirty flight
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say: "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
[Chorus:]
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
[Chorus]
[Instrumental break]
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
[Chorus:]
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa [5x]
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
>>678800685
Now that's the one I was hanging out for. My man.
Fucking newfags ruined nz threads. What would the oldfags think if they saw how shit it got?
>>678800866
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
(LA face with Oakland booty)
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
>>678800927
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
>>678800927
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
[Chorus:]
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
[Chorus x2]
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
[Chorus x3]
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
>>678800920
Oldfags left and let us shit the place up. It's their own fault as much as it is ours.
Come back and lead the way to glorious anonymous thread full of bountiful OC and shit, please.
>>678800920
>implying you aren't a newfag
>>678801004
The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal
The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal
I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a fuckin' minute
I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a second
>>678801227
I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up
I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up
The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal
The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal
I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a fucking minute
I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a second
I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up
I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up
I don't find it funny right now (right now)
Just want my ma-ma-ma-money right now (now)
I'm on my way to the party right now (right now)
>>678800920
They've always been shit, shut the fuck up
>>678801273
I don't find it funny right now (right now)
Just want my ma-ma-ma-money right now (now)
I'm on my way to the party right now (right now)
Because the break, the break, the break
I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up
I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up
>>678800920
IDbro would be proud of my shitposting
>>678800920
u a bitch ass nigga. fuck up
Right! now
ha ha ha ha ha...
I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want
But I know how to get it
I wanna destroy passerby
'Cause I wanna be Anarchy
No dogsbody
Anarchy for the UK
It's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop at traffic line
Your future dream is a sharpie's scheme
'Cause I wanna be Anarchy
In the city
How many ways to get what you want
I use the best
I use the rest
I use the N.M.E
I use Anarchy
'Cause I wanna be Anarchy
It's the only way to be
Is this the M.P.L.A or
Is this the U.D.A or
Is this the I.R.A
I thought it was the UK
Or just another country
Another council tenancy
I wanna be Anarchy
And I wanna be Anarchy
(Oh what a name)
And I wanna be anarchist
I get pissed, destroy!
>>678801488
>IDbro would be proud of my shitposting
No he wont. All you do is post cars/tanks or whatever without starting any actual discussion or even allowing any. It defeats the purpose of a thread.
>>678801488
>>678801969
I dont think idbro would've cared about anything anyone posts honestly..
>>678801969
The thread is almost exclusively for shitposting these days. That, and ensuring it hits bump limit because it's supposed to, or something.
All the decent talk seems to happen in the Tinychat now.
For better or worse. Maybe worse.
>>678801969
>acts like he knows what IDbro would want
>literally has no clue
>>678802141
>>678802242
This.
IDbro was a care-free nigga
>>678802148
TC is actually cool.
Except maybe the drama people try to cause in here.
It culls out the trolls. Tell them to get on cam. They too pussy cause they keyboard warriors. They get banned. As long as the banning doesn't hit liberal-tier silencing, which it won't, then it's cool
>>678802375
I agree entirely, it's just a bit of a shame it's kinda killed the threads.
>>678802340
95% of any chat about IDbro is actually IDbro himself shitposting and samefagging.
literally no one cares. get a life you stupid chink
>>678802148
>ensuring it hits bump limit because it's supposed to, or something
>2016
People still falling for the idbro 'le 300 posts we Spartans now XD' meme.
>>678802479
You're thinking about that other poster
>>678802479
dont be too harsh on urself idbro
>>678802375
Auckland here
I'm now going to ban anyone who has a different opinion then me.
Something something three hundred something.
G'night, kiwis.
>>678794153
Yup, do any grow near sylvia park?
>>678802882
nah
>>678802823
im not a kiwi im a saffa
>>678803449
Well g'night to you too, mate.
>>678803548
g'nite m8
every single person in this thread (me included) should neck themselves
>>678803996
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. COCKMUFFIN
