Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
The claw is still here for some reason
Galil claimed again.
Miho claimed
>>678775542
I use to have an AR-15 and i sold it cause i needed the money. But my shotgun will do for now.
>>678775891
No i dont never seen it.
Claimed
>>678774876
Remember that one episode of the Osbournes when the Ozz man relapsed and did a line of coke off his daughter's tramp stamp? Good times.
>>678775255
Nice, how long have you been up?
>>678775454
That's a helluva way to spend part of your day.
>The Division
Another game I coaxed myself to not get.
>Best idol claimed
Still here
Not here
>>678776244
>Another game I coaxed myself to not get.
You're not missing much, the Rogue system/Dark Zone is horrendously easy 2 exploit
>>678776383
L E W D
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somewhat here
Claiming, watsup guyos?
Milinda claim
>>678776244
Honestly, I wasn't going to buy it either but my friend did and we have home console sharing so I got it free...
>>678776439
The dark zone is supposed to get reworked completely sometime soon here...
Rory claimes. Really going to regret the mobile bill edition.
Yuno is my everything.
She is a literal goddess and waits for me beyond space and time.
She is the pinkest and the softest.
Yuno is the best.
She is my light in the darkness.
She gives me dokis every day.
When I lie down to sleep, she's there with me, held close to my heart in the form of a mini daki.
Yuno is my waifu, and I hereby claim her in the name of love.
>>678776579
Welcome to the thread
>>678776647
Good taste, anon
>>678776498
I forgot to wash my work clothes so I'll be up a little longer.
Does anyone know a good artist currently taking commissions?
>>678776637
I have never played the Division. Is it worth or or should i wait for a sale?
>>678776647
Ayo!
>>678776751
Thank you! How are you doing today?
>>678776841
Oxykoma
The guy who made this
>>678777041
>Is it worth
NO
>>678776841
>>678777185
Yeah by now he should be.
>>678775671
cause emotionally damage genius ace mech pilot who wouldn't want? and if that's not good enough for you she's 14 to boot
>>678777180
I'm doing pretty well. Currently excited for a trip I'm taking next week. How are you?
>>678777305
It's 3:10 where I am.
You?
>>678777041
Its one of those games where you will hate it or love it... There is no in between. If you want it, make sure you have friends to play with. That was the mistake I made.
>>678776439
Yeah I heard the DZ was fucked.
>>678776637
Sweet man, I wouldn't of wanted to pay full price either.
>>678776579
Slowly passing out, how about you?
>That webm last thread of the gun shooting a dummy point blank with a pistol several times in the head.
That's pretty much exactly how I play insurgency.
>>678777567
2 hours earlier than you, so 1:10am.
>>678777305
How do I do this
>>678775891
and her master is here
>>678777702
>That's pretty much exactly how I play insurgency
If I played that game you can bet I'd tear people apart with the AK all day
>>678777673
Haha yeah. Didnt you say yesterday you wanted to see my tank? I took a couple pics this morning
>>678777262
>>678777661
Thanks. Yeah i would only get it on PC if i did. So no friends really.
claimed
>>678775671
mandatory cc claim
>>678777029
have a look
>>678778265
what a qt
>>678777388
Nice! where are you gonna go? Im doing pretty good, just relaxing and drinkin
>>678777673
What time is it where you live? Im doing pretty good thanks for asking, just chillin
>>678775671
Mugi reporting
CLAIMED!
>>678778181
I have it on Xbox 1. I also only have 1 friend that plays it... I still enjoy it though
>>678777800
I sent him an email since deviantart is the worst fucking piece of crap to the point where its literally unusable.
>>678778158
They don't let you use the 47, only the 74 and 74u. They're still good though and I like using them. Funnest thing to do though is run around with the makarov, ap ammo, extended mags, and just make people angry, gotta get a fast clicking finger though.
>>678778405
Fellow K-on
>>678778369
Going to DC for a week, want to see the museums and memorials.
>>678778302
Oh boy here we go again
>>678778165
I sure did. May I see them?
>>678778369
Glad to hear than man. It's 1:16 over here.
>>678778495
Alright, I'll do it tomorrow.
>>678778741
Ayy same time zone
Where are you at?
>>678778494
Yeah i only have a PC. My roommate has a xbox 1.
>>678778495
>gotta get a fast clicking finger though
I wish I had that.
I'm super slow at that kind of thing.
My super-tryhard-maximum-overload RPM with a controller is only 400
>>678778741
>>678778893
Ayy, timezone buds.
>>678778557
Cool! I've never been to DC, btw whats your waifu from?
>>678778741
Ah I see, its only 11:18 here, hope you have a good rest of the night! btw who's your waifu and were is she from?
Megumin a best
>>678778557
Im in VA. You coming from the north or south?
>>678777180
Ayo. Sorry for late replies. Just got home from the new job.
>>678776751
Why thank you kind sir
>>678779177
You must be Explode-chan.
>>678779042
Upotte!!
>>678779187
From the South, I'm in Kentucky.
>>678778982
Then yeah I'd say automatics are better for you.
I used to exclusively use the M1 carbine, also with extended mags and ap ammo. Every now and then I move on to a different weapon, been more geared towards the rpk as of late.
>>678779042
How do you not know you sell them.
>Miho
>>678779469
nice
>>678779359
Thats cool im in south east VA
>>678779008
>>678778893
Ayy lmao, Illinois reporting in.
>>678779042
Thanks m8 I appreciate it. Hope you have sweet dreams as well.
>who's your waifu and were is she from?
Nishikino Maki from Love Live! School Idol Project.
>>678779606
>>678779187
VA bros
I've been here for exactly a month now.
>>678779370
>very few sad Atago images even exist
>still sad
Or I could just use slow RPM semiauto handguns, like the .44 and .50AE
>>678778741
Yeah! I have 7 decent ones. The tank in this one is mine, we were sitting on my friends tank.
>Milinda
>>678779606
>>678779731
Nice
>>678779855
>muh deagle
>>678779177
Whatsup! Dubs to start too
>>678779272
Nice, are you liking this new one better than your old one?
>>678779359
Sweet, ill have to check that out, writing it down now
>>678779469
Haha, hey all these guns are hard to keep track of!
>>678779731
Nice, Im writing it down now, gonna check it out next time i get the chance
>>678779781
Really? I thought you were here longer based on how popular you are
>>678779781
Not sure if real Galko...
It's been around a month, yeah
Best girl
Fuckin weebs
>>678778363
much thank
>>678779855
If only those guns were even in there, only side arm choices you've got in the whole game are the mak, an old revolver, the m9, and some .45 that kicks so much its a bitch to aim.
>>678779996
it's pretty good although the concept is admittedly stupid
>>678780260
just jealous
>>678779936
At least you know what .50AE is.
It's not the only caliber the IMI Desert Eagle can use though.
It can also use .44
>>678780277
That's a letdown
>>678779731
Texas my man
>>678779996
>poplar
>me
You're too nice. I guess I'm just on here a lot.
>>678780030
That's me. I started posting on March 11th, I think.
>>678779911
Nice! Good to see people proud to serve their country. Im not an American, or able to serve for medical reasons, but I can still appreciate what you guys put on the line. 4 friends and family members in the armed forces, 2 have been deployed to Iraq, parents both served in the Navy.
>>678779996
So far, hell yes. Prep is much easier, Im with someone who gives a damn, it gets busy but the food is easy and the days dont feel long at all.
>tfw you play vidya and forget about /waifu/
Shinoa claim
>>678780400
I know. That's why I said 'muh deagle'
>>678780436
Hello again.
>>678780629
Copy cat
>>678779911
Awesome man. Tanks are so goddamn visually pleasing.
>>678779936
>Fuck Louisville
kek
>>678779996
Go for it bro! You won't regret it.
>>678780403
Do you like it down there?
Driving around. Riding in the Loaders hatch
>>678780408
Thanks Rory! Glad to see people support the armed services. You dont see that too often these days.
>Fantastic anime that is... Got 2 episodes left
>Milinda
>>678781029
My bad, thats the Tank Commanders hatch... kek
You've been fatally wounded and you have about 5 minutes left to spend with you're waifu. What do you say or do?
>>678781029
PEW PEW PEW PEW
>>678781145
hold her hand and tell her it's gonna be ok
>>678780393
My mind is pretty easily entertained so Im sure Ill dig it haha
>>678780403
Well thats what I see man! People definitely talk to you more than me haha
>>678780408
Thats great! where do you work? I work at a stadium and while the front register stuff is easier the actual prep is way better because I don't have to rely on anyone
>>678780436
Hola!
>>678780965
I will! So far I haven't regretted watching anything
>>678780639
Howdy, how's it going?
>>678781029
That looks pretty sweet. Do you just patrol around in that?
>>678781029
Ive already seen the 2 eps. It finishes well, but poor Itami. Just cant get to those conventions.
>>678781145
I ask her to make a blood pact. Saves my life, she takes the wound for me and regenerates it instantly.
>>678781029
Nice pic
I hope im not too late
>>678781145
Assuming my waifu is real and physical, I would probably just lay there and hold her
>>678781333
Shit just like yesterday....
>>678781145
Tell her im a 2 second man now get over here.
>>678780965
It's not too bad.
I live near a big city so it's not much different than any other city.
>>678781312
Thanks, man. It really means a lot.
>>678781145
>grasp the titty
>>678781145
O fuk
I'd do the only logical thing to do.
Pass on my genes so that I my DNA may live on in the blood of my child.
You heard me right.
Five minutes with a mortal wound.
EZ mode
>>678781312
Heyooo! what is up my man?
>>678781145
Probably tell her that I'm fucking dying.
>>678781397
It's never late in these threads.
>>678781511
What's gotcha down man?
Drivers main controls... Yes its a motorcycle like setup... kek
>>678781278
Pew Pew all the way down the road. kek
>>678781333
We had drivers re-certification this weekend.
>Also trips checked
>>678781342
Poor guy... Thanks friend
>>678781511
Top kek
>Milinda
Well isn't this nice, I cant sleep because my room is too hot but if I open the window it gets too cold
>>678781145
pass out because im a little bitch
Quints cuck all of you faggots
clmd
>>678781145
>Bitch you just going to stand there and watch? Call a ambulance.
>>678781312
I moved from an inner city cafe / restaurant to a university coffee shop. Back where I started my apprenticeship.
>>678781511
What happened today then?
>>678781612
Well, Im sure she'll let you starfish to make it a little easier, and longer.
>>678781772
Maybe only open the window halfway?
Well, I'm tired. Good night, guys.
>>678781910
Good night!
>>678781145
Have my waifu inject her blood in me healing the wound but also forcing me closer to ghoul status
>>678781029
How often do you all get to fire the main gun?
>>678781145
Ask her to sing me one last song.
>>678781312
That's great, this surely won't be the first.
>>678781910
Sleep tight.
>>678781910
Goodnight
>>678781739
Money stuff again....
>>678781749
lol
>>678781145
Do what any sane person would do. Take her with me.
>>678781885
I already tried that. Im just having one of those nights where my body decides to be extra sensitive to the heat and cold
>>678781910
Goodnight
The shitty part is that I can't play vidya anymore because my family is asleep and I make a lot of noise when I play on my xbox
Uh oh, you and you're waifu just got into it! In the heat of the moment some hurtful things were said—nothing major, but enough to turn an argument into a silent standoff. You love each other desperately and this was your first and only fight.
What do you do?
>>678781772
>open window for a bit
>it gets cooler
>close
>sleep
>>678781885
>Well, Im sure she'll let you starfish to make it a little easier, and longer.
That's not the point.
The point is to finish as fast as possible before you bleed the fuck out.
>>678781910
Gute nacht, Galil
Dammit, I'm tired so I'm gonna go to sleep now. Goodnight everybody.
>>678781910
Goodnight, you lovable faggot.
>>678782158
Then put in headphones or mute the damn thing, you casul.
>>678782326
Dream of you're waifu, anon.
>>678782207
Kill myself
>>678782243
What if I fall asleep with the window open and a nignog sneaks in?
>>678782207
Apologize, because I'd probably be wrong anyways
>>678782326
Goodnight.
>>678781558
No problem! Just sayin what I see man
>>678781739
Nothin much, just got done celebrating my gmas birthday, what about you?
>>678781772
I know how that is, my room just cant reach the right fuckin temp sometimes
>>678781885
Ah I see, so far the people haven't been picky I hope, what university is it?
>>678781910
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>678782364
You don't understand, that thing sounds like it's dying when the fan turns on.
>>678782437
I might just do the one leg in the blanket on leg out.
>>678781558
That sounds pretty good. What about the heat though? I have a friend in El Paso who says it's hot as ball 24/7.
>>678782207
Apologize and try to sort everything out.
>>678782326
Sleep tight.
>>678782326
Sleep well
>>678781910
Night
>>678782207
Rape. jk
>Miho
>>678782207
Silent spooning
>>678782406
Dont live around nignogs
My waifus folder is fucking awful i really need more of her
Drivers main instrument panel. Master Power and Engine start/stop are the main things there.
>>678781910
>>678782326
Goodnight!
>>678782081
Not as often as I want to... A few times per year. Depends on the budget and time for each weekend.
>Milinda
>>678782207
Am I still dying?
Is this a continuation?
If so: Keep passing on the DNA
If not: Shouldn't be too hard to fix
>>678782326
Good night, Hols
>>678782406
You're dead if that happens
>no pressure
I'm off
Gute nacht, alle!
>>678782207
Kill someone, with a good reason and the right conviction. She'll understand.
>>678782243
I mean if you bleed out, youll still be hard, and able to ejac. I mean, its only brain death, your body will continue to function.
>>678782437
University of Canberra. The lesser of the unis in my area.
>>678782406
Then you kick him in the dick repeatedly. That will tire you out enough while forcing him into a pain coma.
Tifa claimed
>>678782207
Punch her
>>678782326
Goodnight!
>>678782596
Exaaactly, its strange how that sorta shit can actually help sometimes heh
>>678782139
The answer for getting a(nother) new job is probably obvious but have you tried getting a loan?
>>678782437
Nothing much. Probably gonna try finish the Old Iron King DLC for dark souls 2 before I sleep so I can experience Sir Alonne and play Dark souls 3 tomorrow in peace.
>>678781749
>re-certification
I never understood that shit like does somebody end up forgetting how to drive a fucking tank.
>>678782597
I live close to Houston, it's hot, but nothing compared to El Paso.
>>678782710
Goodnight Atago.
>>678782710
Goodnight
>>678782726
I'll probably put some chicken in a cage and hope they fall for it
>>678782801
Its some voodoo shit
>>678782817
>loan
Cant even pay what i have now....
And i been looking for a job for the last 6 months.
fuck
Alright well im going to attempt sleep again. Adios!
>>678782628
>i really need more of her
Assuming you find enough art on pixiv, you can just use the Pixiv Downloader and it'll automatically feed your folder with every relevant picture on the site. My Yuno folder became gigantic.
>>678782726
>Kill someone, with a good reason and the right conviction. She'll understand.
If her personality is like that, then her understanding will probably evolve into lust-crazed fun sex. The fastest way to a waifu's girly bits is to rip and tear at your enemies!
>>678782801
>Punch her
Kek.
>>678782817
You'll never do it faget. You'll never beat it in time!
>>678782615
why is she so perfect?
View from inside the drivers hole. Literally impossible to see where the fuck your going...
>>678782817
You cant forget that! Its like riding a bike... Thats really uncomfortable... And weighs 70 tons.... And blows shit up.... kek
>Milinda
>>678782696
I bitched out of boot camp
Really wish i was still in the navy
>>678783068
Good luck
>everyone going to sleep
My clothes are done washing, so I'll go too.
Goodnight everyone!
I'm still here ;-;
>tfw you dont know if you got confessed to by 2 qts today
>>678782726
Ah I see, well Im glad your enjoying it man!
>>678782792
Whatsup?
>>678782817
Has dark souls 3 come out already? Shit I didnt even know haha, Im guessing your pretty close to the end of Old Iron King?
>>678782973
Fuckin voodoo bitches, keeping me awake
>>678783068
Goodnight! Sleep Well :)
>>678783440
Goodnight! Have a good one bro
>>678783596
Heya, what you up too?
>>678782696
>Depends on the budget and time for each weekend.
Hmm interesting.
>>678783440
>>678782710
>>678783068
Night you three
>>678782851
kek, no wonder he's always complaining.
>>678783314
I'd be so fucked trying to drive that.
Goodnight, all you sleepy people!
Just heard from my doctor... he has a tiny suspicion of cancer. Fucking hell. Hes gonna organise a cat scan and hopefully it comes up clean.
>>678783150
Oh, death being around her is like an aphrodisiac to her. Literally. Shes either killing things, feeling horny or completely calm.
>>678783739
Nothing much, it's 8:03AM and I haven't slept
>>678783706
You really should find out Kirino. Its bad for your health to worry about it.
>>678783009
Sorry I can't help ya much bro. Wish I could. Never been one that could give financial advice. I hope things get better for you and I know they will.
>>678783150
There is some hope but by tomorrow only embers will remain.
>>678783314
Kekked at that one. How the fuck do people see out of those. Like you can its obvious since people still use it but like HOW.
>>678783739
It was given out to streamers early (fuck you scamco.) by early I mean 4 weeks early or something. It drops at like 3PM tomorrow or something if I'm correct for me. Pretty close just at the BULLSHIT ASS FUCKING FUME KNIGHT WHY THE F- I'm offtopic here but yea almost finished it.
>>678783706
>probably cause they think you are a qt.
>>678783706
Not one, but two qts!
>Maki
>>678783706
Right when I decide to sleep...
obligatory <3
>please be here when I wake up
>>678783741
>>678783739
Thanks guys.
>actually going now
Guess who.
>>678783706
Come again? haha
>>678783744
Oh fuck, thats scary man, I hope its nothing more than a suspicion!
>>678783881
Well why not? cant sleep?
>>678783945
Haha, are you streaming? sounds like an intersting bit to watch
>>678775671
>>678783903
>>678783945
>>678784031
>WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
>>678784108
Aw come on, alright, have a good night
>>678784346
much better
Last pic. Loaders Hatch. This is where I spend my time chucking rounds and firing the M240c. Fun stuff
>>678783390
What happened friend? Any chance to re-enlist?
>>678783741
Yeah. 1 Sabot round costs an average of between 7 and 8.5 grand in taxpayer dollars...
>>678783945
Honestly you can only see a little bit and straight out. The Tank Commander has a good view from the top of the tank and usually relays instructions. He also checks corners and blind spots for you so you dont run anyone over.
>Milinda
>>678784439
That and too busy shitposting
>>678784445
I remember when people like you used to try harder
What happened?
>>678784439
help me