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now I'm the one that did the thing
I'll be your goat brother
Cube Zero would've been fine as its own movie.
>>678773553
*smooches and saves you from yourself*
i love you goat brother
>>678773715
do NOT smooch
>>678773198
no
but what do you care
>>678773757
gonna save him
>>678773779
my lips have retracted into my mouth
>>678773783
Being concerned is a terrible feeling.
>>678773845
Good.
Smooching me is a privilege given to only one.
>>678774300
sure whatever
>>678774333
How are you
>>678774371
yeah
whatever
>>678774467
i'll jus give my smooches to avery
>>678774434
Been a long week. Weekend was nice though
>>678774783
He can have them, I get all the smooches I need already :3
>>678774809
ah that's nice
>>678774013
but what do you care
>>678774904
How about yourself
>>678775102
Not great
>>678775222
YEAH IT IS GOOD
REALLY GOOD
>>678775274
IT'S GREAT!
>>678775241
How so?
>>678775325
Well that might be a bit of an overstatement
>>678775450
dealing with post surgery stuff.
>>678774628
More of this?
>>678774925
I guess I don't.
>>678775452
IT'S JUST GOOD THEN!!
>>678775491
all growed up
>>678775675
those are the only 2 I have. it was made by H0rs3 on E621
>>678775491
hooskies
>>678775640
How did it go?
>>678775876
thank you
>>678776030
Alright but with complications
>>678776188
Oof, hope those can be dealt with
>>678775940
You're good
>>678776731
thanks you too
>>678776770
ok back to homework
>>678776993
whats yr homework
>inb4 math
>>678776276
Maybe. I don't know.
sigh
>>678777210
Still wishing you the best of luck from over here
I need to head off to bed, nini
>>678775942
Didn't see any of em in gifs
>>678777374
hey linesy
>>678777418
goodnight
>>678777374
Hello
>>678777066
differential calc
then c++
>>678777579
cooool.
>>678777636
sorta
im having trouble focusing on it
my back hurts
but it's due tomorrow so i gotta get it done.
>>678777475
he has a couple gifs, but the majority are just animations
I told you Dom.
I told you.
But you did not believe me.
Why did you not believe?
>>678777829
On cell
Burn in hell avatar faggs
Looking for bottom to fuck like this
>>678778026
From 1 to 10 how would you rate your pain?
>>678777923
not much. thinking I might take a shower, then shave. what's up with you?
>>678777977
ah, that's why. they're mostly flash animations
>>678778176
Not in pain just feel like I'm going to throw up.
>>678778008
What's an avatar fagg?
i believed you, but that doesnt mean im not disappointed
>>678777819
school sucks
Yukky
>>678774628
HOLY SHIT IS THAT ARMAND
Is there anything I can do to mitigate that disappointment?
hey nibi
>>678778227
Showers are nice
I'm not up to anything really
>>678778242
Makes two of us then
>>678778571
Sorry to hear that.
no.
>>678778501
Hay is for horses
>>678778688
Everyday is like this for me
I've gotten used to it
I hope you get better soon though
>>678778688
>>678778571
You're both pregnant!
Y-you too.
>>678779159
I don't think it will thanks though
>>678779164
Naw
>>678778571
I'm gonna go take the shower. hope you feel better soon, see ya in a bit
>>678779050
true
just feel really terrible now.
>>678779164
>>678779271
What makes you think that?
>>678779327
Thanks
Have fun
>>678779327
Bend over. I am going to destroy your boipucci.
>>678779462
This is not feels thread, whats wrong anon?
>>678773361
>>678775450
haha what the FUCK is that rifle holy shit
fucking furries can't even draw russian guns LOL
>>678779523
Been like this for a while now.
>>678779462
They make drugs for that you know.
>>678779626
They also cant drive.
>>678779659
Don't cri
You look ugly when you cri
It'll get good
>>678779576
math's cool and im gay
>>678779768
wish weed was legal here
>>678779672
smooches
>>678779927
>>678779787
Drugs are for pussies like you.
I was depressed as shit sunday morning, went to the bathroom and shit and puked, still went to work depressed as fuck. Eventually brightened my mood.
Why was i depressed? Thought I pissed off a cute femboy and they were ignoring me.
>>678779927
math is cool but
ur pretty cool 2
>>678779533
maybe after my shower
>>678779523
I'll make sure to
>>678779872
It won't really.
>>678779927
Get yourself some shatter.
>>678779927
Whats wrong with liking math and being gay?
1+1=sex
>>678780066
Haha! You'l never get a cute femboy!
You can't cry if you're dead
consider suicide, save the world from yourself
twinklebutt
>>678780177
Fyi cupcake shatter is made from weed and is also illegal.
>>678773361
>bf doesn't know I'm a massive furfag
>waiting for the day he finds all this dominated femmy shit on my pc or phone
>ptsd mode engaged
>>678780247
Actually, im pretty sure I already have, he had a thing, that kept him away from his phone.
We're talking again now. Fuckin hell his panty shots make me wanna see his cock so bad.
>>678780409
Oh I totally glossed the legality because I'm not a moralfaggot.
>>678780108
no, i am bad at math
>>678780028
i am the Smooch Hunter
>>678780177
whats that
>>678780193
I HATE MATH!!!!!
>>678780518
He will rape you for being a fag and rape the gay out of you.
I will kill myself
age 35
>>678780532
Lucky you.
>>678780607
YUKKY!
>>678780607
Cannabis concentrates.
>>678780607
Oh. It's not for everyone
>>678780695
me too
>>678780695
25 is a better choice. Males get old and wrinkly at 25.
drunky?
>>678777475
pls post more deer
>>678780738
Hardly. Hes a handful. But its worth it i guess.
Do you believe in magic?~
>>678781086
Not that anon but I cheated using hormones.
Traded looks for boobs tho.
I kinda like boobs tho.
I can still be the same person but you know boobs.
had two white russians earlier and had crazy sex
>>678780738
gonna get yours :o
>>678780842
i have kava, it's okay
>>678780978
it's not for me because i am a failure
>>678781232
rek his boipucci
>>678781438
Nah, hes too cute for that.
sup faggots
>>678780632
Probably.
He always threatens to rape me and not rape me. Or entire relationship is him raping everything.
>>678780028
Artist?
>>678781418
if that's how you want to see it, then yeah I guess you are.
git gud
I had 4 beers yesterday and no sex.
>>678781418
Nono!
>>678780978
yeah i mean imagine buddy holly if he died only 3 years ago or something
people wouldn't see the youthfull buddy holly we see
they'd see an old fart has beeeen
>>678781086
i looked 25 the minute i hit puberty
dry skin and an ugly bulky cave man face ages you 15 years
so it makes no difference
I just don't want to be geezer old
>>678781609
i will never get good
>>678781611
comin for it
>>678781368
Ew
>>678781499
Snuggle him
>>678781573
Men are renown rapists.
>>678781585
Demicoeur
>>678781677
Then give up, if you can't be good at something there is no point in doing it.
>>678781611
Good I downed a bottle of everclear today and didnt even get laid...
Single now since i left my girl. and i guess the 2 people who hit on me are not my types... Danm i am pathetic..
>>678781677
No, I am too icky to kiss!
>>678781727
I do snuggle him. But hes also into light bdsm so thats fun too, tie him up. Spank him, etc
>>678781881
Noice
>>678781664
That sucks.
>>678781832
I cant get anyone to hit on me and im a virgin. Get on my level of pathetic.
>>678781826
i already have!
>>678781876
that's sooo fucking wrong holy shit
>>678779462
same fam, no social life for most of the foreseeable future until I can start college and even then I'll probably only have sex with a guy if I'm really lucky. for now I just wash it down and jerk off to animals
>>678781881
Did you get him pregnant yet?
>>678782085
Nibi. I bet you get hit on you just dont notice is. i felt the same way. (excluding the virgin part. ) And one day i was talking with someone at a bar they said something so dumb when they walked up to me. And i straight asked. Did you just hit on me? and boom i got laid!!!!
>>678781727
Gawd u can always get them removed.
The two gay guys I've dated didn't mind after a bit.
The one guy actually really liked it because he had to hide in the closet and I got to be his gf in public and his femboy in private.
It worked really well for him.
more pregnant boys please
>>678777210
Hoh dang. You got a Dropbox of your Luxray folder or something? I've already scoured Pixiv and dA and you're pulling shit I've never seen before.
How many you got? Think mine is only now in the 300+ range.
>>678782085
But im very very picky when it comes to a man. I kinda dont like fucking a dude as much!!!
>>678782329
Not a public one.
I just save the ones that I like.
>>678782091
But iI am 23 and a virgin so... it must be TRUE!!!
>>678782091
Good, quit things you're bad at and pick up things you're not bad at. It's the road to being a better human being, all you have to do is shed any sense of enjoyment from the equation and go purely on potential skill.
>>678782469
Where do you source your stuff then? I haven't checked Inkbunny yet, is there anything there that I wouldn't find on Pixiv or dA?
>>678782329
^^^^^^^
>>678782570
no one is worthy of your radiant cock
>>678782646
quit all things and do nothing but play video games and masturbate*
>>678782616
>>678782654
No, there isn't really.
more boys with pussies
>>678782278
People just ignore me except for "hi's" and "Hello's"
Be happy !!!
>>678782713
Don't forget to take time for daily self loathing and regretting your life
i'll never be a cuntboy...
>>678782736
do you have any boys giving birth
>>678782832
i don't regret my life and i only self-loathe incidentally
preferably not out their ass hole, that's just too far
we have a hole that's better than a cunt.
>>678782863
Why would I have that.
>>678782713
>guna die virgin
Honestly it does get better.... Trust me hah. eventually life treats you right.
>>678782154
Check out college sugar daddies if you need help with debt
>>678782866
Oh, well good on you. Video games and self hate are my past times it's good you don't share the later one.
Hey guys, bout to order a larger toy in the next hour or so, so it will arrive tuesday. Anyone have suggestions?
>>678783000
pure.
>>678783087
hey man, who needs fulfillment when video games
>>678783135
an enormous glass buttplug
>>678782949
i want them to give birth out their urethras
>>678783135
choke on it and die
>>678783248
That's wrong.
And trust me you could always end up like me :3 eating a meal like this every year, because im afraid of being tied down and commintment that i always self destruct any human contact that last more then a few months!
>>678783223
Meaning from Bad Dragon, so it'd be a butt plug anyway most likely
>>678783223
I do not find them very fulfilling, just a distraction to keep me afloat.
>>678783319
But i always smile!
>>678783364
and i always enjoy every single moment of life, !
>>678778400
I know it's not what's happening, but
>he's sucking a shoulder dick
>>678783319
>Not knowing how to cook
>Not cooking a large meal for yourself over the next 3 days.
>>678783223
I can have that I guess.
Guessing I just came in at a bad time to ask that, huh. Kinda dead here
>>678783523
what the fuck are you doing here
>>678783558
eh. but whats the honest point of it. Thanks giving is for making the big meal for family or friends to come over. everyone comes together, if you can afford to bring something or you dont and we all give everyone a good meal. hah. plus its a lot of work to do a turkey just for myself..
Oh and by the way. Does anyone want to know how to make a good chicken brine. I said id teach yall.
>>678783352
clay the earth
or the tiny chance
>>678783681
no fuck butts!!
>>678783523
cannot unsee
>>678783953
tiny chance? I was gonna be ordering something big this time
>>678783352
I have over of the old sea dragons and I really like it. Don't get soft texture. Its for girls and you can't put the pressure on it needed to penetrate
>>678784024
I already know to get medium or split with the larger sizes
>>678783953
There are no butts.
I will settle my life into meditation and simple things to occupy me.
>>678784020
the half chance or wahtever
>>678784392
oo aceticism
making half chance one word causes your post to be filtered as spam
>>678783722
fucking you rectally with das boot
>>678784459
You mean the bumblehooves or whatever or Sleipnir?
>>678784459
You have said this about me before.
>>678784574
what shoe size are you
>>678784580
bumble yea maybe. you could get it all in 100%.
>>678784585
have i? i recall none of this
>>678784988
Maybe it was another person.
tfw have paddle feet
>>678785236
hey phelps
>>678785308
;-;
>>678784988
Length's never really been an issue for me, thinking about going for a large/XL of one of the wider ones
rape!!!
>>678785459
get like t rex
anyone want to play league of legends today??
>>678785643
That's a bit too wide, was thinking more XL flint or something, where I could work on getting to the thick part
>>678785850
i never liked the overly textured ones. seems painful to pull out/ride
>>678785850
I have one that has similar grooves/steps/ribs or whatever you'd call them, and they actually feel better than just having a smooth one
>>678786575
Meant to quote >>678786240
>>678786776
>>678786575
hmmmm.
oh, it got rekt
I deleted it, the thread was trash
oh thats fair
Basically either ordering right now or waiting til next paycheck, so eh
Horse dildos are okay though, I have a rainbow one but i forget what firmness it is. I have no issues with it o.o
hm whatever
>>678787944
Had one before, wanting to get something a bit different this time
>>678788068
Knots are a waste of money if you are considering one with it. You get kinda lazy and it's too much effort.
Fuck it, gonna wait until an XL flint is on flop, shit's expensive
dragon dildos aren't worth it
they're overpriced and only good for dank memes
dragon dildos are worth it
but the horse dildo has such a big head that just *pops*
thats why you get the unflared one
Where is the Aurelion Sol one?
it will be here soon enough i promise
Any bi guys in here shaved have kik im horny whays ur kiks
tfw no gnar dildo complete with gnarpaws to rub
mega gnar or baby gnar
babygnar
you monster
no, megagnar is a monster not me
with a monster cock
>>678790263
how is it they delete every other thread we make but this one stays up for an hour,,,
>>678790381
They did not delete that thread, I did.
Gnar is not for sexual.
Would you a riven?
