I did the thing.
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I did the thing.
He did it
why is that picture so nais
First for Park City is crap.
>>678760011
i used to fuck a furrys mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
Because it has fawx.
Gonna need a good picture for a good erection gentlemen.
just go outside and have a blast
i think it's the swimming pool
and the butt & balls
>>678760011
Now stick it in my thang?
>>678760011
and the fun goes on
I have to study with a guy tomorrow.
Definitely the fox, I agree.
>>678760488
But we just met.
>>678760737
It was a joke
Well boys I think I'm off to bed. G'nite everyone!
>>678760989
Night bruddah
>>678760965
Should tell that one to your dad.
>>678760989
Goodnight.
>>678760737
Stop trying to seduce my hunnibuns.
>>678760989
Night night
>>678761177
It's my natural talent. No effort is required.
>>678760989
Night.
Hi
>>678761390
How's it going?
>>678761390
Yo.
the universe... summed up in three words...
how's it going?
>>678761338
I have no choice but to slay you.
>>678761222
Jeff, that's lewd
rooooooooy
Aye siwmae.
>>678761646
Expanding apparently. And accelerating, for some fucking reason.
Always the philosopher, dom
>>678761135
Don't got one
Scaaaaaaaaaaales
>>678761493
Surprisingly well.
>>678761496
Hi.
>>678761646
How is the universe for you, Dom?
>>678761659
Go ahead if you think you can take me.
>>678761948
What happened to him?
>>678761646
what about "I love you"
>>678761737
the lewdest. but it's only 2 fingers
>>678762026
I loved Interstellar up until that point, so...
>>678761003
He have a phymosis lol
And he realize that
NO
>>678761869
just like my ass
>>678762020
did a lot of Good Sex today, universe remains cold and uncaring
>>678762026
poetic but banal
>>678760320
Copyfag
hey i tried
>>678762163
I'm sure some part of it cares.
No?
>>678762020
Why's that?
>>678762026
I have a strict like-like relationship with the universe.
that you did
philosophy is intellectual masturbation and of little worth
>>678762354
actually this is true
>>678762020
>What happened to him?
Never had one
Just bad bad step dad's who didn't want me around.
Fuck FIJI. What's a good image editor that can handle tiff files?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg
>>678762365
It just is. Don't really know how to explain it further.
>>678762475
The part I'm currently occupying.
>>678762527
Biologically you had to have had one at some point.
Why didn't they want you around?
>>678762533
Hah, he wants to fuck a vag, that's so gay.
>>678762365
does the universe like-like you back?
Finally, someone gets it
>>678762741
Oh, well, I'm glad you're doing well then.
>>678762874
No ;_;
>>678762042
He's not even trying
>>678762533
I don't think I've met you yet!
>>678763046
It's nice.
>>678763046
lemon I need all your dog pictures
>>678763092
right? two fingers is nothing
give him none of the dog pictures
Tell me about Demos, why does he lurk the thread?
philophers are gay
afk making burritos
>>678762741
well gawsh now im all warm and cuddly
demos plz
blabllablalbla
>>678762741
>Biologically you had to have had one at some point.
Haven't met him
Mom was 15
>Why didn't they want you around?
Because they wanted there own only. Pushhhhhh most step parents are like that.
>>678763046
Oh Hey Lemon
Long time no see
>>678762770
could be alien, you never know.
>>678763092
eyy, just another bright-sided human being needin' some luv, how's life treating ya?
thread pls
>>678763262
Sure is nice though
>>678763583
Doing well.
Isn't that a good thing though?
>>678763222
So what are you up to?
>>678763262
Ask demos for permission.
The people have a right to dog pictures.
>>678763583
You need more cock in your butt.
>>678763604
You too.
>>678763444
Yes, good. That was the entire purpose.
>>678763523
>Mom was 15
That's impressive.
>Because they wanted there own only.
I'm fortunate enough to have both of my parents, so I am unexperienced in the area. Sorry to hear that though.
>>678763744
Downloading Dark Souls 3. Probably go to bed in the near future.
>>678763964
I need new content, I mean, I like you guys, but new content is even better c'mon.
>>678764025
>Dark Souls 3
I want that. Give it to me.
>>678764025
lol
And that's the easy baggage
Snarf has heard it and it is shocking I'm a live at all.
Also finger-banging
but I'll be just posting stuff, you guys carry on.
>>678764279
Can't. Doesn't release til tomorrow. I will be making a new avatar folder with screens of it that you can enjoy however.
i guess it means i really am one...
>>678764025
fmnfgkflgkhd
>>678764462
How old are you?
>>678764527
Are you channeling the spirit of Avery?
>>678764048
Too bad.
sweet dreams~
>>678764463
please don't
>>678764527
what are you?
>>678764612
22
>>678763409
he's cool
>>678763733
Will anybody reverse search this image for me and tell me the artist? My reverse search is broken.
bye dew
>>678764612
HEY i started that
>>678764652
a gay thinker
We're here for you.
>>678764025
I'm so sad. I have a bunch of homework I have to do tomorrow that's going to cut into my playing time.
>>678764645
Nighty night.
>>678764645
Are made of these
>>678764719
Live by yourself yet?
>>678764645
Nini
>>678764813
Started what?
>>678764467
I'm actually going to have to get it on console, my comp's too shitty. Just waiting for my tax return.
>>678764645
Night.
>>678764813
Oh.
Yeah you're pretty gay.
>>678763733
It's nice, but more are better
>>678764645
night dev
>>678764624
YOU SAID IT ALREADY
>>678764652
why though?
roy you're not on steam
I need to practice some guitar and get a shower, so I bid you all Goodnight.
>>678765011
Well that goes without saying.
I should probably shave.
my internet homosexual alliance, starring lemon
>>678764939
afsjklasjflakjs
>>678764990
it is true, i am so sorry
>>678765013
Because you're trash and should leave
>>678765116
I forgive you.
What u up 2?
>>678764782
desubox, e621
>>678764880
nohomeworklyfe
>>678764986
Got mine in already, somehow.
>>678765046
I thought you went to bed or something.
>>678765085
Goodnight.
>>678765116
Am I frustrating you?
>>678765085
night night chicken
>>678765013
Too bad.
>>678765085
Night.
bye chickenman
>>678765201
about to play video games after i consume these burritos to sustain my life force
yourself?
>>678765253
no not at all
k bye friends
>>678765236
You are the shit. Thank you
>>678765154
I'm used to being treated as one, but eyy, no worries, just posting good shit, you can continue hatin' peeps and stuff
>>678765322
KAY.
I'M not gay, but why is this so hot?
>>678765444
Delaying homework still, but Darwin will not let me rejoin his league group until I get it done.
I'm hungry but have already eaten so I should not eat again.
>>678765500
You're posting disgusting shit not good shit
kill urself
you are gay
>>678765476
Have a marvelous night.
>>678765476
see ya dom
>>678765551
because you're gay
actually i am staying
>>678765619
have you drunk much water
>>678765624
i'm so sorry i've goofed you, i reneged on my farewell, please forgive me
>>678765619
does dead inside counts?
>>678765253
nope
did you want something
or were you just yelling my name into the abyss
I hope we can help you get over the gay.
>>678765253
Man, no need to rub it in.
>>678765699
My statement applies to whether you leave or stay.
>>678765805
I got a skirt and I want to show you.
>>678765699
I am drinking a bottle right now.
I drink a lot of water
I get hungry when I am bored, and I am bored.
>>678765765
no
jump off a tall bridge or building
>>678765904
you coming with me?
>>678765894
well let's see it
>>678766065
I'll get on steam.
>>678765253
I only got my taxes in a week ago, not holding my breath for it anytime soon.
>>678765500
Post your butt.
>>678766046
No, it would be criminal to rob the world of my presence.
>>678764939
Last step dad basically kicked me out of my home senior year. ( me 18) worked and paid my bills along with building my credit once I turned 18. So I was set and just moved out before they knew it. He was happy.
Gf listens to roommates gf and breaks up with me. Lose apartment. Pal misses me after his gf broke all us up. Me and him were gay with each other. No sex yet.
Move into old house, took care of my grandpa so he wasn't alone. Mom moves back in. Now I kinda take care of both and my best friend.
Week before I shipped to Basic Training, they break up. Knees stopped working 3 weeks in, medical discharged. Year after their break up, hangs himself and leaves his 14 year old kid.
This is the recent shit of baggage.
Told look 14 but sound 40.
Dislecicccaaaa doesn't help my spelling or reading so age 8 in language arts.
Happy?
>>678764986
I'll buy them all soon
I have 1
I just want Demon Souls before I get 2 dear.
you will never get me over the gay, only over a dick
>>678765894
a command, to have a marvelous night
>>678765904
okay. i used to confused hunger and thirst and i'd eat too much and stay hungry because i was actually thirsty.
>>678766519
Yeah that's a pretty common thing. My body's answer to most situations is to demand I eat.
It's a struggle.
>>678766324
Should that make me happy?
>>678766519
So do it.
>>678766208
I'm too comfy to leave my chair right now
>>678766217
can't do it alone, it's scary, we could love each other then
>>678766777
i am, i'm doing it right now, i ate two burritos and i wish i had a third.
>>678766718
i understand. i know people with similar problems. i can offer no recourse.
>>678766324
I've yet to play Demon's, never had a PS3 to. I also need to come over some time and beat Bloodborne.
>>678766811
Do it.
>>678766981
How are you doing?
Roy post skirt in thread.
>>678767093
Seem to be getting over cold, which means it'll be worse tomorrow.
Nope.
>>678766952
Retrieve a third to achieve satisfaction.
>>678766981
nooo, I need more time here before you acquire my butt to your collection
>>678767345
Oh that sucks.
Post it in my inbox then.
>>678766777
Idk
Kinda asking a tipsy guy to spill out sensitive things man.
Like there wasn't any trama or abandonment issues afterwards.
Just saying
But I've been 50 questioned about this stuff many times over the years. So its not to much to me, but still painful to rethink about it all.
Sure I'm admitting I shouldn't be asking for all this drama. Let alone feeding it.
But I'm Ct Gay Lord Faggot for a reason. : /
>>678767404
i don't want to unleash another serving of beans just for a third. i will be satisfied.
nice skirt.
>>678766952
I just try to not make food very accessible to me, so that I find it not worth it. Or go for things like fruit instead of cookies.
>>678767430
No, do it.
>>678767473
I'm hoping its over, want to see hunnibuns.
>>678767674
a decent human being.
>>678767775
Have him cook for you
Nope.
>>678767575
Sorry you've been through hell. Hope it gets better for you even still.
>>678767637
You haven't seen it though.
How can you say no to these puppy dog eyes.
Easily.
Why the hell not?
>>678767674
i do the same thing with FRUIT GUM
i am a gum fiend
>>678767965
i trust your taste
>>678767575
Hunnibuns.
Dom what are your thoughts on the consumption of peanuts in its entirety. Shell included.
>>678766981
See
Just wait
I'll be getting them all soon
I just get bored grinding and playing alone.
>>678767775
And I miss you too! And so does Dick!
>>678767965
Shit happenes, why we have drugs to coup.
Mehh after gran took me in When mom was teen. It was ok tell she blew her brains out when I was 12. And mom was a mess and we fought alot.
The more I talk, the more I want to hurt people. So they know my pain. But I'm not an ass. Sid is, not me.
It's super sekrit.
>>678768458
O-oh.
>>678768458
I like gum alright, but generally don't bother buying it. I prefer to suck rather than chew.
Am I not speshul enough?
I eat peanuts in shell like that
munchmunch
It's not about being special.
>>678768622
Not much of a drug user.
That's fucked up. Don't spread more pain though. There's enough as it is.
What is it about?
