God Tier beta-males thread.
>>678754974
http://i.imgur.com/bCK24.jpg
>>678755621
Lol haha what a kek!
>>678755621
I don't get it
>>678754974
Faces of /b/ thread?
gaaaayyy
>>678756690
Holy fuck, that made me legitimately angry. Also the most logical thing to assume would be they are in a polygamy style relationship, she might just be dating more than one guy and they could have all agreed to it.
Still disgusting.
>>678754974
>>678757370
>Midnight
>Friends
>Happy Birthday
>Flowers and chocolates
>Cross necklace
>I'm blessed to have such great FRIENDS
Holy shit, the poor bastard.
>>678757503
Bitch
>>678756182
>that nigger hand
>>678757683
>Friendship engagement
>She is ugly as sin
>She looks like a man
What the fuck is "Friendship engagement" why even do such a thing? He literally went out and paid good money for an actual ring and gave it to her as a sign of their friendship?
>>678756182
M2k
>>678756182
lol m2k
>>678757765
dis nigga
This thread went from cringe to feels real Fucking fast.
>>678757479
>agreed to it
The way he was hanging his head. I doubt it.
>>678756832
she is as beta as him tbh
>>678758215
The only cringe is the guy commenting. The kid in the pic obviously looks gay, and considering he's that young and having a sleepover with a girl I'm sure his parents know he's gay. And yet he's gotten closer to women than the guy commenting
>>678758569
A few of them make me flat out angry
This makes me sad, why cant these guys just move on, they cant get out of the friendzone..
OP
these threads make me feel good about myself. when i think im in a bad place i see these and think..... at least i aint like these fuckers.
>>678756690
>>678757479
Story is, that the taller one is 'gay' and that was how she showed deep 'friendship'
>>678758860
Looks like Markplier
>>678758710
My parents let me sleep over at a girls house at 17. Her parents loved me so much they left us together with Ecstasy and fucked all night, no joke.
>>678755621
>>678759121
Yeah I did the same. But that kid looks 12 tops.
>>678756832
This isn't beta, it's just a dumbass chick getting rekt and not accepting it
>>678756832
> I'm a gurl gamer hurr durr
He is beta tho
I win. Someone /thread this post
>>678758033
jesus christ
>>678757231
What is this
>>678759291
Who's she getting rekt by?
She's still gonna be liked by all of her friends at school. The only people judging her are neckbeards like you who she'll never meet because you never leave your basement.
The best thing the boy could've said was nothing at all
>>678757627
hahaha
>>678759936
She is a cutie, but he gained nothing by doing this.
>>678755621
The council president of FriendZoneVille hahahahahahah
>>678759585
Jesus Christ, I felt more angry than sympathetic at the guy.
That's just utterly pathetic.
>>678758845
Oh fuck me! what an absolute fucking faggot. Whoever censored the names needs to be beaten. Faggots like this need to be named and shamed.
>>678758215
>>678758710
He sure looks happy am I right?
>>678759753
so sick of people censoring these. now THAT is being a fucking beta
>>678758033
>call Oprah
Kek
>>678760099
ugh the worst type of nigger
>>678758710
>>678759121
some parents dont give a fuck
>>678757953
I really fucking hate this image it makes me so God damn salty.
>>678759600
Wow. Wow, holy shit.
>>678757231
>#GiveYourMoneyToWomen
What the actual fuck is that? I'd look it up but I'd probably just wind up fuming
>>678754974
i used to fuck that guys mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678758845
*glomps*
>>678758033
>keep you alive
this kid can't be real
>>678757142
This makes me moist
>>678760390
There's no way that isn't some kinda joke, did she purposely pick the one pic that made her look like a psychopath to make that shirt with?
>>678756690
Oh my god, seeing that fucker just staring at the ground while it happens. That was hard to watch.
>>678760099
Did she shit her pants?
>>678760244
Damn Daniel.
>>678756690
the guy she kissed is gay, chill fags
>>678759585
What a dick. He tried to guilt her into having sex with him
>>678757953
>>678760244
I love how Brad is the one who took the screen shot
>>678760988
It was her period, fuck head.
>>678758845
This actually hurt physically.
>>678759600
This is awsome, some loser with ed has his wife fucking 2 guys and there's nothing he can do about it.
>>678761096
The /fit/ meetup I remember that.
>>678761096
lel. What board was this?
>>678761133
Nigga the "boyfriend" is looking down like Bernie Sanders getting cucked at the podium by BLM gorilla bitches.
>>678760549
lmfao I feel that
>>678761133
Doesn't fucking matter, it's still a guy. And any girl would fuck a fag if they had the chance.
>>678761350
I was hoping it was taco bell
>>678759585
lol stockpile thomas
>>678761350
>defending a woman you will never meet, on the internet.
You win this thread.
>>678759161
>>678757627
hahaha good one but we are just bets friends
>>678758710
speaking from experience edwardo?
>>678757765
Fuuck. Dude If this was me I rather die alone, than touch another men's dick. But if I have done all of that to get her it she did that... Seriously... I'd impale him through his ass and then rape her in all of the most despicable, obscene, painful, humiliating ways thinkable
>>678761687
How did I defend some random cunt? I was just saying it was her period when the dumb ass said it was poop.
>>678760192
almost as pathetic as someone getting angry over other people's pathetic conversations.
>>678761976
Why do you care what is leaking out of her holes?
>>678761621
poor guy, hes not that betamax hes even hugging the grill, too bad hes got that fugly face, he has to compensate with lots of confidence/money.
>>678761991
That's what beta threads are for, fool. And shits and giggles.
>>678761991
What are you implying?
>>678759600
Ooh, what an actual cuck. That is a cautionary tale
>>678761193
implying that isnt what negging is
He just went about it wrong is all
>>678761772
fucking hell
>>678762095
Because I want to lap it up with my drooling tongue and rub her sweet nectar all over my throbbing cock. Then I want to spread her ass hole and paint it with her semi-dried cunt juice.
>>678759807
Yeah you're right. It's disappointing.
https://youtu.be/sFr8RgAxMeA
SUPREME GANGSTA SHIT
>>678757370
fuuuck dude. Poor bastard
>>678759838
NOOOO
>>678759936
Oh shit I remember that! Kek
>>678757503
That dude isn't a cuck. She's just a bitch
these threads always make me rage inside
if you EVER see someone write that shit anywhere, you have the moral duty to write "NO"
NO
>>678762344
Tell me more big boy
>>678759600
Jesus...
>>678760727
Oh will you fuck off with these shitty posts, you cunt.
No mention of Jake Johnson, aka Alison Rapp's son's caretaker?
Bonus points- she's pimped him out to her Johns
>>678762413
Decent song, really
>>678760390
That's terrifying
>>678760811
What a head on that cunt.
>>678757765
How beta can you get? At that point he should have killed himself.
A perfect cringe thread would be every anon posting their old Myspace selfies.
The weak faggotry in this thread makes me want to burn this entire world down.
>>678758299
You do know boyfriend and girlfriend call each other "best friends" sometimes.
>>678758299
holy fuck
>>678761063
That's the faggot that let himself be catfished.
>>678757765
this has to win the thread
I don't understand how these people can live with the shame, are they so woefully ignorant that their own crimes against common sense are lost to them?
>>678761153
If this is real that nigga is a caricature of a white knight neckbeard
>>678761555
Fucking lol
>>678763049
oh god i remember mine
beta master
>>678756595
REKT and underrated
>>678759585
what a faggot
>>678757989
You know, at first glance I thought it was some sort of 25 cent ring from one of those machines, but after a 2nd look. I think you may be right, that looks like a pretty fancy ring
>>678756182
this is kind of cute...
man, ill like a girl like that...
>>678761555
holy fuck
>>678760390
>filename
>>678761697
kek
>>678761590
yeah but it wasn't on the lips it was on the cheek and the guy is gay, he isn't getting turned on.
It only gets worse
>>678763659
Too bad you will die a virgin
>>678760811
wtf
>>678762689
>>678763110
Not in that context they don't. Now get some sleep you have to be up early to check if she's texted in the night champ.
>>678760727
"i have to watch what I eat, it goes right to my pussy"
>>678757022
This is fucking cancer, and fuck your dubs
>>678763685
The girl definitely wants that fag though
>>678757765
This is just sad
>>678759838
So it's beta not to fuck your step-sister?
>>678757142
guy deserves it, i wouldve go there with a hammer and started crushing balls
then get the bitch out of the house
>>678757503
What a stupid bitch
>>678762721
How are stupid rp furry posts funney?
Found on Kiwifarms, story of the day
>>678764066
so? He wouldn't sleep with her anyway
>>678761096
What's this? Pls not a 4chan meetup
>>678764099
You can't be serious
>>678759161
this guy looks way sexier than i remember
>>678757142
>>678757142
Jesup fucking I would've slaughtered her and her shitty ex and made them into fertilizer.
Fucking pussy.
>>678764288
4chan meetup
>>678757909
>>678762614
>>678764132
I know this is hard to believe but when women say they want a nice guy? They mean an attractive nice guy
>>678764240
I don't understand what he's on about but I bet his dad would weep if he saw that post.
>>678762951
Ohhhhh man, I wish a /b/rother had the rest, or like, the conclusion to this story.
I love seeing asshats like this all sad because their ideal QT got stolen.
>>678757765
fuck that is fucked up.
Daily reminder some guys just like having girls as friends and don't want to be in a relationship with them.
That's true. But I'm getting a vibe that she likes someone else, and beta boy can't take the hint She of course is too nice to tell him to fuck off therefore she publicly labels him as her best friend.
>>678756347
Its a meme you dip
>>678764486
gay men
>>678756595
I love how can even see it on her face.
>>678764251
Guess you aren't the jealous type. I am, but I just suppress it until she does something stupid, which is inevitable.
>>678764486
Yeah gay guys.
>>678758845
Thank fuck is a glomp?
>>678764062
thats sad
>>678758215
probably the one getting friendzoned is the girl.
he seems like a real raging faggot.
>>678764486
>>678760390
omg this is gold. i would love that girl through the immerntal baelfires of the harshest realms of hell... something about jeebus... more religious alligaties... something athiestic... finalize on bashing her boyfiren
Femanon here with a male best friend. He hasn't shown any signs of liking me and he always comes to for advice on women and stuff like that. Does he like me? Cause I don't feel like he does.
>>678764606
Or ya know, they're already in relationships or aren't interested in the particular girl.
>>678764486
Do you take your "girl" friends on pricey dates, buy them unwanted gifts, and act overly protective when they share their life experiences with other males?
>>678757989
It looks like a straw wrapper or something tied around her finger. I don't think he bought her a ring.
>>678764908
yea in a relationship with a man
>>678757503
You know i dont even know if she is a bitch. Just phenomenally stupid.
>>678764860
looks like we have a new one
>>678757765
Dude... the beta is so high I can't even..
>>678757765
and this is how a school shooter is born
>>678764908
>>678759161
Perfect
>>678764868
No, he simply wants your female outlook. I had a "girl" friend pretty much all though college, with her help, I was able to find the love of my life.
>>678764868
You're probably an ugly fucker. Post a face pic.
>>678762432
i kno that guy. he has to use his dick to bat the bitches away. it's the only thing with enough girth to make them stay down
>>678764486
Id fuck every lady friend I had if I could.
>>678765380
And that's why you're a virgin.
>>678758033
>*kisses forehead*
Boy.
>>678764486
Daily reminder that you are a faggot.
>>678764924
holy shit
>>678764868
No probably not.
>>678764099
Bro means friend you fucking idiot
>>678765124
i mean.. you know im making fun rite
>>678755621
do you start cringe/beta threads so you can post this picture and stop posting?
>>678759936
Rule breaking newfag
>>678760390
guy seems kinda gay
>>678765515
>being happily married to the same woman for 8 years with no sign of it slowing down means you're a faggot
Well. Fuck. Now I need a husband.
>>678765603
PRO TIP: Stop typing like a 15 year old that got fucked by a thesaurus.
>>678765457
>Implying
>>678765549
She's totally right though.
>>678765330
>>678764868
This, if a male shows absolutely no physical interest in you, he is either madly in love with someone else, gay, or incredibly repulsed by you. That being said, let's see those titties and chili ring and let's decide if your friend is a faggot
>>678765258
It's just a lot of the people on here keep saying that a guy wouldn't friends with a girl unless he wanted to fuck her but I haven't gotten those vibes from him.
>>678765330
I don't want to post a face pic but I will post a celeb like me comparison thing so you have a general idea of how I look. (I'm not asian)
>>678759585
>haven't you already been fucked by almost every other guy in the school?
oh shit nigga wyd
fuckin lost
>>678765733
im trying to stay hip
>>678765712
>smelling your wife's shit every morning when you go in the bathroom as she gets fatter an older
Yeah you win champ
>>678765809
Kek, like those are accurate. You know the rules
>>678765330
+timestamp
>>678759753
>Im having a great time laughing over here
>laughing at how little he respects you
>>678764924
YISUS KRAIST
>>678765918
Say your prayers
>>678758299
I don't get it. This guy is tall and decent looking, he shouldn't be so beta. She looks average as shit, but I guess with the cleavage photo and the bimbo looking profile pic, you can tell she's a basic whore. It's too bad because even I know girls who would've gone for a guy like that
>>678765808
I don't like to think I'm ugly. I have been asked out by guys before and all my previous male friends have asked me out before, he's just different and I don't get that feeling from him.
>>678765988
sorry, I'm not posting face. I just want some idea where he stands in the friendship
>>678765809
>I will post a celeb look alike of me
>all asian
>I'm not Asian
>>678765809
You could always initiate something if you like him, maybe try and have a few drinks alone with him sometime. Some guys are literally clueless and you need to sit them down and say fuck me right now or I'm leaving.
>>678766144
Look at his leather autism jacket
>>678766018
ur mom was saying prayers when i stuck my dick up her butt
>>678765947
It's better than being a beta that only enjoys seeing betas do worse to feel validated. Maybe when you faggots get out of highschool, you'll understand that you've been the cucks you make fun of all along.
>>678765999
Fucking checked
>>678766221
I've been told I look a little asian and I normally have the same face shape as korean women.
>>678759936
pfffffff