>>678741825
Can I get a fortune for the coming week? General with some insight into my interactions with coworkers would be great!

Saved

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>>678742508
Sure thing! My fortunes are usually for a year, but it should be fine.

Just give me a name or a made up name I can associate with you and I'll see what I have.

>>678741825
Hey OP, I've had a depressing last few years. Mind telling me my fortune?

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>>678741825
dont die, at least not before pulling that down all the way

>>678742783
John H. B. that work?

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>>678742820
Yep! Just need a name. You can make one up if you like, in fact I encourage it so you don't get the same fortune as every other John and Steven out there.

>>678742837
It seems it got wet... it might be hard to remove now.

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>>678743042
I guess you can call me Hex

~Hex

>>678743042
What do you call that style of undergarment?

>>678741825

Hey OP, how does the week ahead look? Good, bad, neutral?

Call me Gigabyte.

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>>678742893
>John H. B. has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "7".
Gold represents wealth and opulence, so it seems that you might have some money troubles coming up pretty soon. On the other hand, that's also the solution to the bad luck. Set aside some money if you can for future emergencies.

>>678743492
Thanks for the advice.

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>>678743306
>Hex has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "9".
Well, your luck is going to be very good. But void indicates that it will feel hollow, you won't really take note of how good things actually are until you look at it in hindsight.

>>678743440
I'm not really sure... they aren't bloomers, are they?

>>678743475
>Gigabyte ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "24".
Oh wow, congratulations!

The color black relates to the hidden, the secretive and the unknown, and as a result it creates an air of mystery. It keeps things bottled up inside, hidden from the world. So it seems like you're about to solve some mystery or get an answer to something you've had trouble answering.

>>678744281
Bloomers (clothing) looks to be right.

>>678744281

Gigabyte here.

Thanks for the fortune! How's your day so far?

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Ah! More anons than usual. Ufufu.. How nice~ Hello, everyone! I'm a little busy at the moment but I'm never too busy to stop by the shrine, after all.

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Daily reminder that Rhodoks suck.

-schweeeep-

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>>678744233
No problem! I hope you turn your luck around after all, Anonymous!

>>678744647
Oh I see. Yeah, I wear them all the time but I never questioned what they were actually called...

>>678744702
No problem! My day has been pretty nice, actually. I made more progress in befriending someone I've been trying to warm up to, and I played a lot of Starcraft II. I just got the newest expansion for it, so I'm pretty excited about that.

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>>678745074
Bunny!

Hello~

>>678745321
Could you show us some more pairs of you bloomers?

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Lots of anons today, it seems.
I hope they keep coming or else it'll get boring in here.

To page 15 we go

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>>678741825

So I missed school for three days and I have a hospital excuse because I had an anal abscess but what do I say to people that ask? I don't want to be embarrassing and say I basically had an infected anus pimple. So just give me ideas I can say to other people, not necessarily teachers.

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>>678745264
What on the moon is a Rhodok?
>>678745748
Hello, earthly Reimu! Y-you sure are happy to see me, uahaha..
>>678746136
Hi there, anon!
>>678746200
Impure!
>>678746205
So respond to some of them!

>>678746451
I'm just interested in modern undergarments for research. So what sort do "moon rabbits" wear?

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>>678746438
>So I missed school for three days and I have a hospital excuse because I had an anal abscess but what do I say to people that ask?
Call it a digestional system infection.
Technically true.

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>>678746438
Saying that you want to keep the details private should be enough, no?
Remember to tell that to people that you tell the whole story to too, or else they might tell it around!

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>>678746200
Umm.. I-... I guess.. maybe...

>>678746205
Well, they're here, so... b-be entertaining!

>>678746136
こんばんは。~

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I think I broke a rib

>>678746451
Dirty Mountain people.

>>678746871
I'll just say food poisoning, thanks.

>>678747030
Be a good girl and post them...

I wish i had a hard cock to suck on....

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>>678746724
Ah..? How lewd! Hmm.. But Eiren would say that if it's for research, it's okay. Well, today...
*Pulls her shirt open suddenly, popping the buttons and hikes her skirt up proudly though blushing*
>>678747090
A. That's terrible. What happened?
B. Hey, never call you dirty soil people!
>>678747167
Jiiiiiii...

>>678746451
I am not anon bunny girl! i am marisa!

>>678747534
The moon looks be very advanced. Did you pick those out yourself?

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>>678747534
A. My friend bashed me with the flat side of a hoplon shield and broke the shield, hurt like hell

B. But they are dirty mountain people, inconsiderate and always using cheap methods!

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>>678748110
>pic related, my broken shield

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>>678747701
Of course they are! What, do you think these are standard issue? ... Does the earth's military have standard issue underwear?
>>678748110
I hope you're at least angry at him. Sounds like you guys and your earth tanks. Ahaha.

>>678741825
Hello?

>>678748742
more lewd more nipples

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>>678748701
Wait, really?
I think it's time for you to get better friends.

>>678747621
As if we could tell.

>>678747104
Get ready to be called a liar then.

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>>678748743
DELETE THIS

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>>678748794
Ah..? And what am I getting in return? I only did this to save Reimu from this fate!
>>678748952
*shoots!*

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>>678748742
Not really, we swordfight for fun every once in a while, but we go until the other person cant go on anymore. Nonlethal gladiator match pretty much. I tried to headbutt him and he hit me while my guard was down.

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>>678749189
... I shall refrain from commenting!
>>678749317
NO.

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>>678748742
They do they tend to look a bit like this. As you can see I am in fact a legitimate underwear researcher and not a lewd pervert.

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>>678747090
Uhh.. Do you need help?


>>678747167
Not if you're gonna put it that way... I thought this was for research!

>>678746451
S-sorry about that. I got excited. I am happy to see you though!

How's your night on earth going? You said you were having technical difficulties earlier..?

>>678749605
>>678749583
See LEGITIMATE research is being conducted.

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Is this the thread where they read fortunes? Will the Honda I buy from my neighbours be any good?

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If I'm a little sluggish, it's because I started late...

>yawns

This is normally my bedtime you know... or at least, I'm already in my sleeping clothes by now... I had to go change, too.

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>>678749780
I see, I see...
>>678749605
Mm, yeah. I'll have to sort it out tomorrow. Moon VISAs are troublesome. Anyway, you better not show that anon your jugs! I did it for you! H-hmph. For your sake.
>>678749852
... W-what are you posting this at me for?

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>>678749087
*dies*
But why this time?

>>678749189
>>678749512
I was going to comment but might as well not.

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>>678750912
I saw a cute ME-tan and couldn't resist, ahaha.. Don't let my clear and obvious disapproval dissuade you from commenting~

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>>678750909
me at >>678751107

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>>678750104
I won't, I won't. Pssh... You think I was just gonna put on a strip show tonight or something? This is still a shrine...

>mumbles and looks grim for a moment
The gods would lose the last bit of good will they have left...

>>678749879
All I need is a name or pseudonym~

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Hello

>>678751406
Fortune for Hyaku?

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>>678751406
>This is still a shrine...
Well dedicate it to a lust god or something, they're a thing.

Give me that fortune teller shit, you can call me Peefy McDeefy

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>>678751406
Good, then.
>>678751799
That's impure...!

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>>678752034
Heilige Scheiße, Hase. That's lewd.

>>678752034
hell y e a h

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>>678752034
Hey bunny!
Exactly what is pure, and what isn't?

hey OP i could use some love advice call me Duke Nukem

>>678753214
You're an inspiration for birth control

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>>678753077
Yo, are you angry at me?

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>>678752469
Ah, so you finally learned my true nature.
>>678752680
Wahaha~
>>678753077
Hmm? That's a very complicated question. You'll need to enroll in a Purity Education class if you want that sort of information! There are far too many variables for me to explain here. Ah, but if I do it, it's definitely not impure!

>>678741825
Fortune please, anything to do with a girl I like would be great. Jeff for name

>>678754222
I can't eat if the panties are in the way

(trips)

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>>678752034
Holy shit! R-Reisen you're...

>blushes deeply and stares

You didn't h-have to go that far!

>>678751459
Hi there lustful clone...

>(I look kinda good! To... myself... no. No. That's too weird. Please put some clothes on.)

Umm. Thanks for stopping by, I guess...?

>At least nobody's gonna expect me to do it now.... but poor Reisen...

>>678751637
>Hyaku has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "25".

Ask me for a further reading if you want. I'll get to it. . . I have a handy omikuji guide now. It's nice to be sorta-friends with a guy who spends days collecting old junk.

>>678751799
You don't understand. This shrine already houses a god... well, a certain set of gods, at times...

>>678751976
>Peefy McDeefy ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "37".
... I'm very sorry...

>>678754842
>collecting old junk.
im rescuing am old sedan that would have otherwise been scrap tax returns
It's a worthy hobby
How will my love life be?

>>678741825
Fortune teller, please tell my luck! Olive tree here.

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>>678754842
Yeah! You look good in this one too

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>>678754484
Wha..! No one said you could eat..!
>>678754842
Ah..? But this is all for you! Don't you understand...?

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>>678754842
I'm obviously a god. The god of war machines! Mwahaha!

>>678754222
Nice trips and nice lewd, bunny. Halten zu gehen, ich mag es. (I have no idea if this is correct.)

>>678741825
Hi my name is Ubermensch, throw me the first advice you got friend.

>>678755703
but i'm hungry

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>>678754024
Nope. You'd have to work hard to make ME angry.

>>678754222
>if I do it, it's definitely not impure
Eh.
Eeehh...

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>>678756005
Wahaha. Thank you. Now you can eat, if you want~
>>678756699
S-so?
>>678756771
Ah? What does that mean!?

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>>678756771
Ah gosh.. what a relief!
I thought i managed to offend you when you just dissapeared yesterday~ I'm sorry either way though..

>>678741825
Anything I can do about girls? Don't know who I should approach. Can't tell if they're laughing at me or think I'm cute.

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>>678757061
W-w-w-what do y-you mean, B-bunny?

>>678756046
This sign made me giggle like an autismo.

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>>678757870
Aah, I see you've friend-zoned me just like that goddess of yours... Hmph.

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>>678758017
Nononono, i-i just d-didnt understand, aha.....

>>678757061
Don't let me starve

>>678741825
dear OP, I'm sick as fuck, will I die next week? kthxxoxo

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>>678754842
Tell me my fortune, fortune teller. Also you're all gay.

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>>678757141
Huh?
Was it only yesterday?
The image limit might've capped before I got to post again...

>>678758270
Maybe she's confusing you with >>678754484

>>678759218
Huh, is this the Ran poster?

>>678741825
I've had a lot of friends and family pass away this week.
It's beginning to affect my ability to work.
Could use some good news.

~Fenris

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>>678754436
>Jeff has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "43".

Yellow is associated with joy, happiness, intellect, and energy. Yellow produces a warming effect, arouses cheerfulness, stimulates mental activity, and generates muscle energy. Yellow is often associated with food. Bright, pure yellow is an attention getter.

. . .

What's a taxi cab? Oh well.

Umm. So. It sounds like this girl got your attention, but there's a bad omen surrounding her. It may be her, or it may be something out of her control. My intuition leans that way.

But if you'd like non-fortune advice, feel free to expand on your story. If I don't know what ot tell you, someone might.

>>678755205
>Olive tree has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "59".
You're going to have an unexpected expense in the near future. If you can, put some money away, even if it's just a little.

>>678755703
All f-for...

I-it's not really the time I'd expect such a thing... I-I umm.. appreciate the sentiment, it's just that umm.. I was concerned for your sake!

>>678756005
I-is that true, Bell-kun? I wouldn't be surprised... A lot of strange beings show up in this place... it's part of what makes the gods easily upset, because err... most of them are youkai.

>>678756386
>Ubermensch has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "36".
Unsurprisingly, all those who find themselves of a superior class of men must strive to make that true.

>Blue is the color of the sky and sea. It is often associated with depth and stability. It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom, confidence, intelligence, faith, truth, and heaven. Blue is considered beneficial to the mind and body. It slows human metabolism and produces a calming effect.

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>>678759650
Is there something specific you remember me from?

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>>678760120
Yeah!
Though I'd rather keep that to myself...

I'm glad to see you like this though!

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I wonder where bunnu went...

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>>678758270
Uhuhu.. Is there any better feeling than making a boy blush..?

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>>678760805
If you remember me from the pretend psychology threads I stand by everything I said about your mother.

Sure i'll bite, My name Is William, frankly I'm not doing so well currently, how is my fortune this year

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>>678761835
I don't think you ever said anything specific about MY mother though...
Someone else's. maybe.

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>>678758017
R-Reisen... did you really umm.. give Tewi the onee-sama treatment.. like in those games Kirino showed me..?

>>678757738
It's easy to tell a genuine smile if you smile at that person first when approaching them. Make eye contact as you pass them by, and only with that girl.

We umm... we notice whether you're looking at us, or all of our friends... especially if one of us is your second choice or something, she's gonna take that to heart.

If you're gonna check a girl out, do it in a non-creepy but noticeable way. Notice what she's wearing while you're doing that and compliment her on whatever it is you liked. The clothes, maybe stick to the clothes, unless you wanna be forward forward. I mean, some girls like that approach, some don't...

>>678758682
>kthxxoxo has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "71".
A-Anonymous, I don't think I have to explain... Black obscures the actual outcome, of course. It's unknown. But it might get bad. Or maybe that's already happening. Hang in there and keep us posted if you can.

>>678759218
>Ran has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "88".
Is this where you follow up with ". . . but it's my kind of gay?"

>>678759882
>Fenris ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "2".
I accidentally wrote the ~ the first time. D-doesn't count.

>throws a piece of paper at the trash can
>dubs hit
>singles miss
>if trips the paper falls into a gap and lands on Bell-kun, thus dooming him to its fate

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>>678761201
I mean, there is, but.....

>>678760480
This made me laugh for some fucking stupid reason

>>678760038
Im not really a god of war machines, I'm a god of flight! The best type!

Hi OP what fortune do you have for a Jake?

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>>678759218
no u

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>>678762268
>William has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "37".

Hmm... it seems like your fortune won't really ramp up until later... Until then, though...

>White is associated with light, goodness, innocence, purity, and virginity. It is considered to be the color of perfection. White means safety, purity, and cleanliness. As opposed to black, white usually has a positive connotation.

So... stay clean, I guess! You might be tempted to fall into an addiction or two, if you don't already have your own vice of choice. But don't let it overwhelm you, and luck will be on your side by the fall.

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>>678762276
Well your mother is gay, and their mother was a dude all along. It's science you can't argue with it.

>>678762314
I'm not sure yet. Would you like to be my kind of gay?

>>678762655
no u

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>>678763530
no u

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>>678763648
no u

also hi chief.

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>>678763903
no u

ohai

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>>678741825
How do i get good at street fighter?

Hey! Can you read my fortune?

People call me Eiko -- it's a name I got in a German class.

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>>678763530
I.. uh...

I don't know what that means, honestly.

>>678762552
>Jake has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "52".
This bad luck is associated with your family. I can't tell if it's immediate family, but it's within the sphere that you'd actually consider family I.E. people you like and some amount of time with regularly vs. distant relatives you don't really know.

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>>678764224
no u

How's the crew back at home base? Tell kermit I love him.

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>>678765168
Heh~

>>678765157
Does the 52 mean anything special?

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>>678765168
no u

frogman isn't here right now but i will pass along the message and they're still nerds

>>678760038
>Olive tree
Actually, someone completely unexpected declared to me this week, i guess your prediction makes sense in a way lel.
Anyway, thanks for the prediction Reimu!

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>>678765672
update, frogman says "go fuck yourself"

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I fell asleep and missed everything

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>>678765458
>>678765672
no youse

and I love you guys too. Its just more awkward and weird to say it to kermit so I make an effort to do it. And yer a nerd too chief.

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>>678765993
found this for chiefposter

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>>678766318
no u yer a nerd

>>678766372
that looks similar to how well i'd draw her

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Bunnu, where are you?

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>>678765566
It's your lucky number. It'll show up sometime in your future, and if you make a decision in favor of the number you're sure to have good luck.

It's like, you might stumble across something that $52 in a store. That's a weird price, but whatever. It's just an example.

Or you might pass by a door with 52 on it. Through that door lies good omens.

>>678765690
No problem! Thank you for coming by!

Dags is the sickest cunt always

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>>678765993
One day he will understand my love for him, did I ever show you that visual novel I made with him as the protagonist?

Also I realize now that I've said 'visual novel I made' I must acknowledge that it is I who is the nerd. So...

>>678766622
no me.

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>>678767213
uhh i dont think so and yes u lolololol i win

Ayy has my month going to go, Luxsom

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>>678766977
>finds Apt. Number 52
>KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK
>kicks open door
>I HERD THAR WER GUD OMENZ IN HER

Reimu, you're unintentionally instigating violence.

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Kind of looking forward to this week because I get paid......unlike a certain someone.

>>678768245
Imagine having balls this big and hairy

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>>678767010
You know what they say about australians don't you? They're engorged with deadly spider venom and are unstoppable rape machines. Whole country is that movie crank, and daggy is their king.

>>678767759
I will make another one someday. My feelings can only be communicated through the medium of satirical dating games. But I digress, the point is much like an australian I am unstoppably engorged with love.

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>>678768862
Th....those aren't balls.....

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>>678767010
Always!

In fact, this is for Dags.

Don't ask me what I was thinking when I took that picture.

>>678767987
>Luxsom has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "75".
Normal, nothing special. Violet promotes harmony of the mind and the emotions, contributing to mental balance and stability, peace of mind, a link between the spiritual and the physical worlds, between thought and activity.

Keep the status quo for continued luck of the same kind. You have to shake things up to achieve an upswing, or a downswing. The yin yang must be in motion to enter heaven, though.

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>>678768086
Am not...

>>678768245
Wanna donate to Hakurei Shrine then, relatively new friend?

>>678769292
I know I was just making a joke

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>>678769292
Sure they are! They're balls of love that i just want to snuggle with~

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>>678769649
Nah. Gonna spend it on bills and pot probably.

>>678769713
Ah, gotcha.

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>>678769851
Too bad it's just a tail.

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>>678770032
Aww, shucks. I tried, but rice remains a luxury food for now. . .

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>>678770453
Too bad you ain't rad, Reimu-chan!

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>>678770453
>luxury food
k

Fortune for Marshall
I need a good week!

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>>678770400
Tails are super cute though!

need more lewd pls

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fortune telling pls

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>>678771573
Damn straight they are.

>>678771657
Any of the dedicated porn boards will do.

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>>678771657

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>>678771107
>Marshall ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "29".

Pink, a delicate color that means sweet, nice, playful, cute, romantic, charming, feminine, and tenderness, is associated with bubble gum, flowers, babies, little girls, cotton candy, and sweetness. The color pink is the color of universal love of oneself and of others.

Well, does that make any sense to you? It's a bit unclear...

>>678769851
>snuggles Marisa from behind

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>>678771751
>Luka has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "2".
A choice is coming. 2 can weather the storm, but no more than that.

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>>678771751
>>678772759
Ha! Get shit on, Luka!

>>678772290
Sadly these adjectives describe the exact opposite of me. So somehow it doesn't seem to fit

>>678772759
bad luck? are you sure? :(

i want Love. and 2 is fine if it's just me and them.
i'm strong at least ;~;

>>678773043
RIP me

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>>678773196
Eh, just don't think about it. You're less likely to have bad luck if you keep dwelling on it all the time.

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>>678772290
Aahw~!

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>>678773489
i don't have much to dwell on anyways.

i was just hoping to get a deeper insight into things.

can the Fortune be extended? expanded even?

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>>678773043
-giggle-

>>678773099
Well, your luck is extremely good, so it's not like you need to change anything or do anything special. But your luck is going to come to you in a pink wrapping at some point. Might just be a girl, who knows.

>>678773196
The bad omen seems to be tied to your upcoming choice. It means the choice will be tough and not everyone will come out smoothly, but you can still persevere with the option you choose.

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>>678773817
Like what kind of things do you want insight on? Maybe I can help clarify some things.

>>678773964
is there anything else the card of fate can reveal to me?

>>678774069
i desire to know more... about my future.

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>>678774229
Well you're probably gonna get old and die, so there's that.

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>>678774229
29 is important... Is there a person you know who's birthday is the 29th of a certain month?

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>>678774442
uh... umm.
i want to know when something significant like love will happen to me.

>>678774546
nothing comes to mind, maybe when i turn 29?

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>>678774797
Well one thing about love is that it takes effort. It's easy to get infatuated, but hard to turn that feeling into love. Love is what you make it.

>>678775076
i just dont know when i'll encounter it.
i need help

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>>678775459
Fate is weird like that ya know? You'll probably meet somebody, the odds are in your favor on that one. But like I said, all that stuff takes effort.

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I'm new to this shit, can someone tell me my shitty future in HD also?