I'm sorry I raped you.

>>678734527
Im sorry, i wasnt the son, brother, dad, uncle, u deserved

I'm sorry I shit in the Pringles can.

> Seven o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wakes me
> I'm stretchin' and yawnin' in a bed that don't belong to me
> And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
> Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise, she ain't you

>>678734527
i am sorry i am a white cis-gendered male

>>678734527
sorry I cheated on you... a lot.
I'll never tell you because I don't want you to know

I'm sorry I wiped my ass on the decorative hand towels and hung them back up.

I'm sorry for staying with you so long when I knew it wouldn't work out. You deserved to spend those years happy.

>>678735257
so funi

I'm sorry i couldn't save you from yourself.
I'm sorry I couldn't be stronger and i let my pride get in the way.
I'm sorry that your child has to watch her alcoholic mom crack under the pressures of parenting, instead of getting better next to me.
I'm sorry I won't ever talk to you again, and help you understand what happened between us, because you broke my heart.
I'm sorry to myself too, because I still love you.

I'm sorry I scooped all the peanut butter out of the jar, put a piece of dog shit in the bottom of it, and then put all the peanut butter back in the jar and never told you until after you got to the bottom of the jar.

>>678735467
much laugh

I apologize for every time I've farted inside of someone's car after I have serviced them.

>>678734527
I'm sorry momma
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
I'm cleanin' out my closet.

Sorry, myself, for letting you get fat. Working on it

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>>678734527
im sorry for fucking OPs mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ

I'm sorry I cared about you

Cheat on my wife with her mom on a continuous basis for the last 6 years

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Im sorry im white, im sorry im male

>>678736604
damn bro
hope you have moved on

>>678735901
thats sweet actually

>>678736809
Amazing Atheist reference?

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>>678736809

>>678734527
Sorry I almost drowned you after you made fun of my diving technique.

I'm sorry I broke your heart, but I'm glad your fiancée is better for you.

Anyone want to hear a pathetic beta story?

I'm sorry I created that YLYL thread.

>>678734527
Sorry mods for being a faggot and doing the stuff that you know about me.
:(((

>>678734527
Ok. Sorry.

>>678734527
I'm white and a male. I'm so sorry.

>>678738310
about?

>>678734527
I already do that for everything bad I might have done.

I'm sorry I raped you and came inside causing you to get pregnant and have to get rid of the baby

I'm sorry I let you use me for the whole relationship without me doing anything about it.

I table topped this Jew in 8th grade and now he can't write. Apparently kids in 8th grade can have osteoporosis.

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I'm sorry I didn't fuck you or your sister. You were pregnant with a hick, your sister was a bitch, and I was 13.

>>678739002
*hugs*

I'm sorry I forgot to flush.

I'm sorry I molested our dog 7 years ago and you took the kids

sorry i made things weird

I'm sorry I ended the relationship with the retarded girl. I had a living Fleshlight, and I had a stroke of morals and stopped. Now she's moved away. :(

>>678735896
nice meme

>>678739354
its ok

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>>678734527
I'm sorry I took a big kid's eraser when I was 5.

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I'm sorry my past self for not realizing the mistake I'm gonna make by going abroad for school and leave all my friends. Fuck myself, I hate myself. Pic unrelated, but god dammit I love pussies

I'm sorry that I took you for granted. I didn't know what I had until you were gone.

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>>678738432
I forgive you on behalf of east asia

>>678739957
>songs are memes

>>678734527
I kicked my dog once when I was 7. Sorry jack.

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>>678740213

>>678734527
Stole an entire box of those Miku mystery collectibles from work because they were going to send them back to the distribution center anyway.

sorry to myself first and foremost and secondly the world for not killing A person @ age 6 and B person @ age 11

I'm sorry I smoked in the house again

>>678734527
I lied in the last thread

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Sorry I used your hair brush to scratch my jock itch.

I'm sorry I didnt appreciate all you did for me.
I'm sorry I never asked you about the crying you did at night.
I'm sorry I wasnt the brother you deserved.
I'm sorry youre gone.
I'm sorry I still cry about it.
I'm sorry you had to go that way.

I'm sorry that I pissed in my neighbors open car door window at 3am

>>678734527
I'm so sorry I hurt Ryan. I was too young to deal with a ill baby.

>>678741256
fag

i'm sorry for lying to you all the time

>>678740953
About what?

I'm sorry I fell in love with you...

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Girlfriend has anti nude policy. Took some while we were fucking and she was blindfolded

i'm sorry that i jerked off into my cousins used diaper

I'm sorry for treating you like shit

>>678734527
I'm sorry to everyone that OP was born.

>>678741707
It's ok :/

Sorry i stopped you from talkin by holding a finger up to your face

I'm sorry that I'm addicted to riding my daddy

>>678741582

green text the story

Sorry I failed you dad, I really am.

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>>678741775
>shuush m'lady

I'm sorry that I bullied you to the point you became bulimic (although I must say, you're looking pretty good but that's not the point).

I'm sorry that i threw wet toilet paper over a bathroom stall at a homeless man.

>>678734527
Nice try FBI

I'm sorry that I'm a white cisgendered male with blonde hair and blues eyes who never had to live in poverty and has a fast metabolism.

>>678742579
Don't forget to apologize for slavery. We're all guilty.

I'm sorry I made you get an abortion, but our family wouldn't like it if they found out that we had sex. Cousins aren't supposed to have kids.

>>678734527
I am sorry for killing all those people

I'm sorry I watched porn at a young age and had to frame it on my dad. Now they don't sleep in the same room anymore.

>>678742306
My fucking sides

I'm sorry that most of the reason I want to be your friend is because I'm in love with you.

>>678742833
Should I apologise for colonisation and the holocaust as well?

Stole money from a homeless person. I feel bad. Sorry

>>678743098
Yes. It's all your fault.

I'm sorry that I deliberately broke your CD and blamed it on the big fat guy claiming that he sat on it.

Sorry I faked my own death.

>>678742427
>I'm sorry that i threw wet toilet paper over a bathroom stall at a homeless man.
KEK

>>678735506

Went through (what I hope to be) the end of something very similar just minutes ago. Sorry to hear that man.

>>678743310
Ouch...

My entire life

>>678743310
How?

I'm sorry. Sorry that you people who need my apology are begrudging, whiny oversensitive cunts.

1.I'm sorry for giving my friends your number, I was drunk. Also I still want you.
2. I'm sorry for disappearing all those times, you deserved better.

I'm sorry i accidentally fingered my 12 yo cousin

>>678743310
Whoa!

I'm sorry. I should have been there for you at the hospital more. Now I'm sorry that I'll never see you again.

>>678743508
Pretended I had cancer to see if they really cared for me, and it went farther than it should've.

>>678743599
Accidentally?

Sorry I've been stalking you.

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>>678741582
>i jerked off into my cousins used diaper
>>678743599
>i accidentally fingered my 12 yo cousin

I'm sorry hamish for wiping my arse on your jeans at leeds festival 2013 and then you wore them

>>678743921
Weird

>>678734527
I'm sorry i never called you. You deserved more.

>>678742927
I'm serious though, that actually happened. She became obsessed with losing weight.

>>678743808
Charlie?

I'm sorry I touched my 6y/o niece while I was supposed to take care of her, I'm sorry That she saw what I showed to her, I'm sorry i threaten her to hurt her if she told everyone,
im sorry, but i would do it again anytime

>>678744158
No, but I'm surprised it's happened often enough to mistake me for someone else.

I'm sorry Pa for not living up to your expectations.. Once Grandma joins you up there she will show you how far I've come

sorry for the weight

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>>678744184
you sick fuck

>>678744012
The stalking or the apologizing?

I'm sorry i threw a wooden 4x4 at your car when you were driving when i was 6 and mad because i got lost in the middle of town.

Sorry I didnt want to talk to you after your parents made you break up with me.

I'm sorry I'm not the son you wanted.

>>678744442
The stalking... Whyd you do it?

>>678744444
HOLY QUINTS

>>678744444
DEM QUINTS

Sorry for stealing from my loved ones, just to fuel my coke addiction.

>>678744444
>44444
>sorry i threw 4x4
Youre mister four!!

Sorry I was born

>>678744444
ARE YOU SURE YOU WERNT 4?

I'm sorry I have a bad past

>>678734527
I'm sorry I lied to you, Griffin.

>>678744620
She was hot.
And to be fair, she gave me her number first.
I just decided that I wanted to follow her for a while longer.

I'm sorry I couldn't make you happy anymore..

>>678744108
pics?

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>>678744444
CHECKED

>>678744444
I never thought I would see quints with my very own eyes. If I can somehow dodge the genetic dementia that runs n my family, I shall tell my grandchildren about this when I'm old.

I'm sorry for sleeping with my best friend's girlfriend. It is complicated though. Apparently he only has four inches when he is at his hardest and i'm lucky to have nine. I'm not some twat trying to make people feel bad, it isn't like i trained my entire life for a big cock, it just happened. He told me she was way more relaxed and happier around the time it started.

They recently talked about wanting to have kids and she wants me to be the father. She doesn't want her potential son to have the chance of going through like that. We both do love him, he just can't get her off the way she needs him too.

i threw a clotheshanger at pauls eyeball, just missed. sorry bruv i was a douche then.

also punched my friend once for taking my holographic charizard. sry bro i regret it.

>>678744833
Kek

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i'm sorry 4chan, i regularly post in s/fur threads and have a massive library of furry porn

>>678744444
ITS GLORIOUS

I'm sorry i put laxatives in the punch at a school dance.

>>678745138
enjoying your first day here newfriend?

>>678745219
I forgive you.

>>678738167
no

I am sorry for making a girl ask her crush if he wanted his DICK sucked and making her cry like a little bitch

I just made fun of fatties in the fat hate thread

I'm sorry I'm such a big giant huge colossal rampaging disappointment.

>>678745326
I don't

Sorry for dropping that chunk of asphalt on your head when we were kids.

Sorry for trying to touch your pussy when we were playing hide and seek.

Sorry for peeing in your pepsi bottle then letting you drink it.

>>678734527
I'm sorry I didn't say anything when you said you wanted to try cocaine. Didn't realize it would go this far

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>>678744444

I'm sorry that i ran out of eggs to throw at cars on the highway

>>678735257
Thank god for 4chan or I'd go crazy. Lol

>>678745728
faggot

>>678734527
I'm sorry I lied to you

i'm sorry that i didn't tell you how much i like uncured deli meats. they are delicious and perfect for ketogenic diets.

>>678739957
>everything is a meme
>2016th year of our Lord and Saviour

I'm sorry for laughing at your funeral because I was on /b/

>>678738167
Yes

>>678740781
Were you those ages, or were they those ages?

I'm sorry I stuck my hands in your pants when you were sleeping

>>678734527
Sorry about that 8 year old.

Alright, she was really 7.

Im sorry that i lied to you about my religion when i knew it was really important to you..

Momma. I'm sorry I killed a man. I put a gun against his, pulled my trigger now he's dead. I'm sorry that life had just begun. But then I went and through it all away.

Sorry for wrecking the absolute shit outta a corporate office construction site a long time ago. We had to have caused 20000 in damage in one night. Thought it was fun but now I feel kinda bad for it.

I'm sorry for pissing all over the bathroom at that charity event

On behalf of the white male, I'm apologizing to both women and the African American community for slavery. I suggest the rest of you white pigs do the same

>>678734527

Sorry for wasting every opportunity I was ever given. No excuses, I'm just a fuck up. I don't know why you're still helping me, I don't know why you keep giving me chances, and I really don't mean to waste them... I guess I'm just fucking allergic to success or something. Sorry to drag you down.

>>678745506
Seconded

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On behalf of the white whale, I'm apologizing to both crew of the Pequod and all whaling vessels which I totally fucked up. Fuck you Ahab, your leg is mine.

>>678747129
Nah

>>678734527

I'm sorry i can't be cooler, dad.

You were such a rockstar in highschool, bagged my mom, and had me, your first son.

I was supposed to be awesome, but im just an awkward faggot who played video games, had no friends, whos not good at anything and at 27 still a kissless virgin. Theres no hope for me to continue your bloodline.

I'm sorry dad.

>>678741458
ever fuck her in that pozish?

>>678735257
YOUR FUCKING A WHITE MALE

>>678734527
I'm an awful nephew. I love you aunt, and FFS you're beautiful. But that doesn't excuse what I did. If hell exists, I will go for what I did.
Sorry for being a shitty friend. I should have spent some time with you before you died.
I should have been more patient, I shouldn't have hit you, sis. I'm so fucking sorry.
I was a beta and I felt like you liked me. But I was wrong. Sorry, M.
Sorry to all the alpha girls I stalked and chatted with. I was (and am?) a disgusting creep.
And last but not least, sorry to myself. For everything.

Don't apologize to yourselves becaus that means you want forgiveness and quite commonly; you don't deserve it.

sorry i like beastiality

I'm sorry I wasn't good enough, for you, for anyone. Please don't hate me, I never stopped trying, I hope you didn't either.

>>678748314
It's the only forgiveness that we can get, even if it's a lie. Still better than getting forgiveness at a chuch or something.

>>678734893
wut

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I'm sorry I never appreciated you. I guess you were just another chance at a normal life I had to throw away. I'm sorry it hurt you. I still hurt 10 years later, but I always said I'd suffer a thousand times to prevent you suffering once.. I just never thought I'd have to actually do it.

I'm sorry I felt you up when I was 9. I had discovered dad's playboy and you were the only girl I knew. I know you were asleep and I think you never knew but I always felt horrible about it. Was that why you tried to kill yourself so many times? I'm sorry I never had the courage to confess.

I'm sorry I never keep in touch. I know you're old and you just want to hear from your grandchildren but every time we talk I can hear the disappointment in your voice, see the sadness in your gaze. I know I'm not what you expected, I know I'm not good enough for your legacy. I know I let you down. I'm sorry.


I'm sorry, Yana, for not being there when you died. The car that hit you, that driver, what he did was evil, but you lived for years afterwards painful though it was. I'm sorry I wasn't by your side when your brain suddenly decided to swell and the end came for you. I know you texted me, but I was too deep in my drug addicted hole to realize what was happening. I miss you, Yana, you were one of a kind. You made me feel loved when I deserved anything but. I should have been there. For whatever it's worth I'm clean now, mostly, and I'm trying, really trying to be a better person. I will NOT fail anyone like I failed you. Enough is enough. I am sorry.

I do not ask forgiveness, but I truly am sorry.

Im sorry im mexican

>>678748600
Don't you get it? If you lie to yourself your just making it worse. If you fuck up and can truly forgive yourself, great. But if you have to lie to yourself it's better just to shut up and take the punishment.

>>678741115
reminds me of an anus

>>678745219

yoooooooooo share

>>678734527

I'm sorry, everyone.

I'm sorry... Ciel.

>>678749382
GTFO there's an s/fur thread on like the second page check the catalog.

>>678748314

fuck off, stupid

I'm sorry to disappoint you at every turn. I'm sorry I'm not what you expected I would become. I'm sorry you're never going to find out that something is wrong until it's already too late. I'm sorry for all the pain that I've caused, and that I will continue to cause due to my selfishness and sloth. I'm sorry I can't change.

I'm sorry I torture and kill small birds to vent my anger.

Im sorry i never seed my torrents

>>678749872
Better than people

>>678750232
Yo what the fuck is wrong with you

>>678750232
Father, forgive us

>>678734527
Dear Tom,
Sorry for robing you while you were at colege and stealing £3000 worth of weed.
Was good shit tho

Im sorry i made you lose the game

>>678750801
...I don't forgive you

>>678734527
I'm sorry I accused you of cheating. and shoving a pencil up your ass that one time.

>>678749857

fuck off, stupid

I'm sorry I can't stand fuckin any of you for 8 straight hours, so I stay up all night and sleep all day

>>678746496
Dated a girl for 3 years, we started planning the rest of our lives together. Already had wedding plans. One day she asked to take a break, I said yes assuming it would be a week or so. 3 weeks pass and I don't hear from her. I decided I was happy without her (we were going through a rough patch) and went to break up with her. Found out she didn't want a break, she just wanted to end it without telling me. Being the idiot I was, I freaked out and told her to tell me that she never loved me because I didn't understand how someone could end a relationship like that, especially one that serious. The next day I realized my mistake and asked her for forgiveness and to try again and she said after what I said there was no chance.
>Fast forward 2 years
>Find a new gf
>fall in love
>she starts treating me like complete shit
>realize how awful I was to my ex, who I think about all the time
>call her at 2 fucking a.m
>she's happy to hear from me and wants to talk more
>ask if she wants to get together sometime
>"that sounds like a great idea anon!"
>we text a bit and she seems really happy to hear from her
>I ask her what's new
^fucking important^
>she tells me a few things about her family and friends and college and that's it
>I call her the next day
>tell her I fucked up and that I'm ready to try again
>she starts crying
I was ready to hear "no". I have my gf. I was ready for no, yes, and maybe. I wasn't ready for
>"oh anon.. That's sweet but.. I'm engaged.. "
I wasn't ready to hear that the girl I still dream of marrying was already planning on marrying someone else. I actually threw up. Three questions race through my mind now.
>Why did she cry?
>Why didn't she tell me she was engaged when I asked what's new?
And the big one
>Was I too late?
I'm not sure if I want that answered.. If it's yes.. Well then I'll hate myself for waiting.

If it's no.. Well then all of this stress has been for nothing and my dreams were always just that.

>>678751438
no you know what? FUCK IT, I'M NOT SORRY! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ALL OF YOU

>>678736604
hi Zane

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I'm sorry I took so long to ask out the girl I liked and when I finally did I got friendzoned

I'm sorry I cant always protect you

Im sorry my dick is that big and that you'll be sore by days :(

Little brother, I'm sorry I was so terrible to you growing up. You were and are an incredible kid, and I chose you to take my insecurities out on. I wish I would have been nicer to you. I wish you would have had a better older brother. I'm sorry.

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Im sorry I molested you and took advantage of the fact that you were 5..

>>678734527
Dear Burgandy, I'm sorry I cheated on you.
Dear Tav and Angie, I'm sorry I played you against each other.
Dear Emily, I'm sorry I forgot about you, you were my closest friend growing up.
Dear Caleb, I'm sorry we stopped talking when you moved, we were bros.
Dear Beta, I'm sorry we ignore your messages day in and day out, you're possibly the most persistent person I know.
Dear Dave, I'm sorry I can only help you so much with your schizophrenia .
Dear Zoe, I'm sorry I pushed you away when you needed me most.
Dear Garrett, I'm sorry we wrecked your truck.

>>678734527
To my parents; I'm sorry I never became anything.
To my friends, the few I have; I'm sorry I was never a good friend.
To everyone else, I'm sorry, for everything.

I'm sorry that I caused you to do that. I didn't know you were in that much pain and I feel like a complete idiot for not seeing the signs. I was angry at you because I wanted to rebel an be my own person, when all you wanted was to be united as a family. I'm sorry I didn't go to your birthday party and I'm sorry I smoked and came home late. I'm sorry I never paid attention to you. I'm sorry I could never sit at the table for dinner. I'm sorry I was so spolied. I'm sorry that I couldn't give you the simplest sign of affection. I'm sorry I didn't say I love you that much. I'm sorry that I don't talk to dad anymore. I'm sorry I made you do this mom. I miss you.

>>678744444
THIS IS THE ONE! THE HERO FROM THE PROPHECY WHO WILL DEFEAT THE BIGGA GIGA NIGGA!

I'm sorry I abandoned you for her.

I'm sorry I carried on a meaningless relationship for 2 years with her while you watched.

I'm sorry I didn't care and let you fall into addiction.

I'm sorry I still miss you.

I'm sorry I'll never fulfill my promises.

I'm sorry for the way I am.

>>678752793
Also, extended sorry to all the people who had faith in that I would become something useful.

And most of all, sorry to my best friend who I've loved for years but never told her. Sorry that I was such a NEET weeb.

I wish I could personally apologize to everyone.

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I'm sorry I'm not the person you deserve

I'm sorry for all my shitposting

>>678754014
NIggers

>>678734527
I'm sorry for all the suicide threads where I told OP a legitimately good method.

>>678734527
Im sorry I dosed your tea with lsd.

Im sorry i go on this fucking website everyday. Shits like cancer you cant get rid of.

I aint sorry fuck all of yall

I'm sorry I let you get addicted to chew when you were so young.
I'm sorry you were forced to leave your home for a dad that just wanted you for your social check.
I'm sorry I let you join a gang.
I'm sorry I let you be in a position where friends of yours were getting shot and killed on a weekly basis, at fourteen years old.
I'm sorry you never got to be a kid for long.
I'm sorry I lied to everyone so much.
I'm sorry I made promises I couldn't keep.
I'm sorry I kept you up night after night fighting.
I'm sorry I fucked with your head so much.
I'm sorry I will never be the older brother you deserve.
I'm sorry I'll never be the role model you percieve me to be.
I'm sorry I can't stop myself from drinking.
I'm just sorry for planning on being a great person, and failing on every accord.

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I'm sorry I broke your heart, that was not my intention

>>678756090
What he means is he's sorry for being black

>>678755685

it's ok, i got it on film

>>678756090

this. also, japan is really fucking weird.

>>678757797
Im whiter than father christmas nigger