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fuck me in the fur
will succ dicc for weed
>>678728026
What about my ass?
>>678728167
but I'm a bottom too
I'll rim you for weed tho
>>678728342
Ill fuck you in the ass if we both get weed.
>>678728612
Are you 21? Just go buy some, then smoke and we have sex. Anal sex. In the gay way.
>>678728743
but I dont think we live anywhere near each other ;(
my friend just gave me a gram sample of weed he ordered off of silkroad, the strain is Chocolope
>>678729101
Probably not.
I wanna touch balls with someone
>>678729359
Fuck it, ill smoke anyways.
>>678729399
that's lewd
groden calm down
>>678729501
I know
>>678729522
I can't
This thread is better than the other one.
>>678729604
touch my balls
Take a dose of Para.
LOL OTHER THREAD GOT B&
>>678729399
>>678730284
It wasn't a comprehensive tutorial. Are you going to teach me or not? I'll still have those "get well soon" stuff btw.
>>678730194
you suck at this
>>678730551
like that
>>678730879
I tried
>>678730527
rip
Snuggles.
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>>678732343
That's around the same time that my Habbo Hotel ban expires
>>678733292
Too bad.
>>678734472
Yeah, I noticed.
back in diamond promos again
Butts to nuts
Hi
Bath was good
>>678732343
Pics pls.
bye
>>678731577
fool
Why is it when I'm horny I am attracted to anal and gay stuff, to the point where i am ready to purchase a dildo, but when i finish I am absolutly horrified and vow to never be gay again....
>>678735826
same
>>678735826
faggot just do it already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qlWiV8GEfg
>>678735988
>>678735826
Like I would never be able to post cuddle after sex... i would gtfo and that makes me sad
Yet again Demos panics when he may have to talk to someone new. We're here for you buddy.
>>678735826
Probably you are either in the closet or desperate for some kind of sexual gratification. I am a qualified armchair psychologist, trust me.
>>678735914
hey chicken
>>678736064
hey snarf
>>678735826
Seems like you have never had a gay experience and you are just curios about it. Try something with yourself. Get a toy or have fun with a person. If you enjoy it its fine. If you dont then you know it was just curiosity. You may find your bi and enjoy both sides of things. Just relax, take your time and have fun. Experiment.
>>678736199
Well I am in the closet but I dont see how that would make a difference
>>678736160
smash n dash dude.
>>678735721
Hello, anon.
>>678736238
Good evening JTLF
>>678736431
snurf
>>678736343
stfu, fursuit wearing fatass
>>678736199
;-;
>>678736367
calm down, if you dont think it would work then dont fucking do it. Whats the fucking problem?
>>678736238
Hey Jeff.
>>678736367
People in the closet sometimes are disgusted by their own desires.
>>678736620
I'm here for you. As I said a moment ago, I am a qualified (armchair) psychologist.
>>678735790
Hello.
>>678736575
I wish i had a fursuit. They cost quite abit. Would love to be fucked by a guy in one though.
>>678736819
cure me doc
>>678736528
Chicken.
demboner
lemboner
>>678736939
Ok. Somewhat contrary to what I said, it'll cost you.
>>678736888
ew, I just jerk off to gay furry shit sometimes and fuck chicks in real fucking life. Love both but the girls a little more ;)
sup
>>678737283
but i'm poor
>>678736528
how's your night?
>>678736810
what's up?
>>678736829
I am remarkably sad
I have lost my little dachshund to cruel mother nature
>fuck chicks
What the fuck?
>>678737385
Nothing, just got off work. What are you up to?
>>678737312
I like girls as well but never done anything with one. Moat of the guys ive had fun with were older daddy types some just old horny buggers :p i love to cottage and cruise. Anon cock is best cock
>>678737405
Feeling better.
>>678737469
Oh dear, what happened?
>>678737307
Heyyyy
>>678737405
Just got home a bit ago, so far pretty mellow
>>678737312
I fucking fuck fucking chicks in fucking real fucking lyfe too, brah.
>>678737385
So am I. I'm trying to live off minimum wage here. You can pay in dog folders though.
>>678727831
i used to fuck a furrys mom.
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678737706
Hello, how are you today?
>>678737526
listening to music, reading. a little this, a little that.
>>678737807
i've offered several times to give you the folder but every time you decline
>>678737887
Doing well good, all things considered
>>678738067
saved
girls love when i dress like them... what's up with that
>>678738159
How can you listen to music and read at the same time?
>>678738346
Good to hear.
>>678738370
>associating with women
>>678738346
How are ya', chicken?
>>678738159
What? When? You've only ever denied it or told your co-conspirator to not give it to me. Liar.
>>678738522
Have both functioning eyes and ears.
>>678738522
i have female friends that's all
>>678738522
And you? you're doing well?
>>678738570
Pretty good. You?
>>678738522 (checked)
turning off music when i start reading and turning it back on when i stop reading to distract myself
>>678738635
You are the liar here, I've said to you that if you gave me your skype or email that I would send it to you.
>>678738370
Oh look it's everyone's favorite femboy
>>678738635
Wow, thank you, I don't know what I'd do without you.
>>678738725
Absolutely disgusting.
>>678738749
Yeah, I'm good. Just a bit bored at the moment.
>>678738817
What are you reading?
>>678737703
A rather large pack of coyotes were roaming around and instead of hiding, she went barreling after them before I could put her inside.
>>678738749
I'm doing alright, but I could be better as I have that constant "Monday is in 2 hours" feeling, and it isn't serving me well.
>>678738911
i wouldnt say everyone's favourite but yeah
hi there!
>>678738913
come on they are nice too
Contrary to popular belief, women can be good friends too.
>>678738817
That must have happened like once when I wasn't paying attention.
>>678738913
I get that a lot.
>>678738913
textbook
it's not particularly tricky stuff, i'm just underlining the important shit
>>678738974
That's upsetting.
>>678738913
Yeah,it's going around. You should create something
>>678739036
I know it all too well.
>>678739091
Well I've always thought you were pretty cool
Hi
>>678739100 (checked)
i'll make yuou a special offer
if you give me a skype or email in the next 2 minutes
i'll give it to you for absolute 0% of the price
>>678739091
Women are the devil.
>>678739100
I just wish you were here more often.
>>678739113
What class?
>>678739381
Like what?
>>678739506
Intro to tourism and hospitality
>>678739401
that's very kind of you thanks!
>>678739506
i'll give you that yes, they can be a nightmare sometimes
>>678739506
I dunno. What are you good at?
>>678739343
It is most upsetting because while I have no physical evidence, I heard enough to know there is no hope.
Humans are rather helpless creatures.
>>678739443
How's the Ikea lamp holding out?
>>678739381
It's okay if I just forget about it, that is until I notice that I forgot to do something important.
>>678739565
Wow, okay, I'm sorry I asked.
>>678739661
I talked to a woman once. I got cancer the next day.
>>678739682
Video games.
>>678739921
Why would you be sorry?
>>678739465
This is a trick of some kind.
>>678739506
I'm here too much as it is.
>>678739722
Jesus, did you not find your dog?
>>678739742
doing its job so far, but the quality is not that great...
>>678739921
was she a smoker?
>>678739722
I'd call them tragic, pitiable.
>>678739661
Just speaking my mind
How's your evening going?
>>678740071
do ya want it or not
>>678740071
There will be no finding her.
>>678740119
I'm pitiable.
>>678740048
I-It's a joke, dembo.
>>678740071
Maybe you should just move in.
>>678740076
No, but I'm pretty sure she roofied me.
>>678740076
Aye, it could be better, the pin thing that goes in the clamp is all fucked up.
>>678739921
I mean what are you good at that isn't video games.
>>678740364
i'm offend
>>678740360
We all are, Snuggles.
>>678740364
really? damn that sucks...
A friend of mine got roofied by some land whale once, good thing we managed to get him out of trouble just in time
>>678740432
i hate it, on the one i had before it had just a normal switch, way better than having to twist that lamp lipple wtf
>>678740232
I'll get it on my own terms. It's being drip-fed to me as we speak.
>>678740364
The commute to work is too far.
>>678740360
Fucking hell that is the worst.
>>678740654
Not nice when someone makes fun of your occupation, is it?
>>678740461
Uhhh...
Existing?
>>678740654
I'm sorry.
>>678740760
Was he missing any pieces?
>>678740890
Just work from home.
>>678740890
i'm not fucking with you dude
just give me some contact and i'll send it to you
you're looking at 1339 pictures here
>>678740760
Whenever I try to move the lamp the fucking shade/nozzle/cone/bowl fucking comes off
>>678740890
Well it's fine if they didn't previously convince themselves that they were a SCIENTIST.
>>678741052
Hmm... hmhmhm... Well I'm stumped
>>678741134
*shade
>>678741052
My flat is severely lacking the necessary equipment for that.
>>678741065
I don't need you. I am a strong, independent Chet.
>>678741225
What? You convinced yourself you are a scientist?
>>678741052
just his pride
>>678741134
it's a piece of shit i think we can agree on that, but for 10bucks and not having to go anywhere else when i was getting most of my furniture is what sold it for me
my teammates keep feeding
>>678741633
Fine.
and yes.
>>678741579
Is it really a shade, though?
>>678741755
It was 10 bucks? Alright, then, I guess I'm okay with that.
Hi guys
>>678742060
yeah if i remember correctly...
>>678742093
heyaa!
>>678742060
It's called a lampshade though.
>>678741830
Why would you do that? What kind of scientist anyway?
>>678742093
I think this thumbnail made me a little gay. Thanks?
>>678742318
I was being sarcastic. I was referring to how I thought you were a scientist before.
>>678742266
How's it goin?
>>678742626
>g/fur thread
>>678742282
What about this makes it a shade?
>>678742266
Sounds alright for the price
Why can't this fucking week be over yet? I want my god damned vacation to start.
>>678742626
A little?!
>>678742733
I am a scientist, what are you talking about?
>>678742888
i love how this whole conversation was just about ikea lamps lel
>>678743072
i beg your pardon
>>678743065
Well I still think I'm pretty straight but the thumbnail and picture itself are pretty hot.
>>678742888
It shades your eyes from the direct bulb glare
>>678743277
I am paid to do scientific research.
>>678743512
okay so you do that and you work at mcdonalds
>>678743307
nothing wrong liking both
>>678743092
What else would we talk about? Toasters?
>>678743332
Fine, it's a lamp. Fuck you and your shit, I'll still call it a bowl.
>>678743602
No, I was a given a scholarship for a doctorate in neuroscience. Why would I work at McDonalds?
