>>678725691
I accidently shit on a church once, horrible squirts...i feel ashamed

>>678725981
you're going to burn in hell

At the age of 16 I stole 54 bucks from my 7 year old nephew. He was a spoiled asshole who deserved it though.

At the age of 7 years old I stole a gameboy from my 4 year old cousin. He didn't really know how to play and I felt like I deserved it more than he did.

I need an abortion. I didn't have any money, so I stole a bunch of instruments from the band hall of my high school. Turns out, I stole from a friend and I had to be there for her as she cried when she found out. No one ever found out it was me

My and my cousin tried having sex at the age of 6. We both didn't know exactly know how, but we tried. Most of society keeps telling people that children don't understand what they're doing or its consequences, but from my personal experience, we both knew what we were doing mutually, we just didn't know how.

She's been my oldest crush ever since.

>>678726640
You sack of shit how could you do that, tits plz

>>678725691
i killed my twin and took over his life because mine sucked, no one noticed me going missing because i lived under a bridge

pissed in a perfume bottle and gave it to the next door neighbor who had a crush on me. She said she liked it but it made her break out so her mom threw it away...

I told my ex that I got pregnant right after he broke up with me. He gave me the money for an abortion and I kept it.

Not really the worst thing I've ever done, but something I feel guilty about.

It was middle school, lunch time. I went out to the vending machines to get a soda, and a girl I knew was there. She tried to talk with me, so I, being in a rush to get back to my friends, kinda just made small talk, got my soda, blew her off and left. Come in to school the next day and find out she killed herself that night. It didn't hit me until fairly recently, that maybe me sticking around and talking to her would have stopped it.

>>678727152
Go more into detail
>>678727332
Tits bitch

When my boyfriend cheated on me with some guy, I found him on Grindr, flirted with him, and when he sent me dick pics I printed them out and distributed them around his dorm.

Killed a man in a bar fight. He was drunker than me, so I broke a bottle and cut his throat. It was very dark, and we fought outside the bar, in an empty street. The blood squished all over my shirt, so I burned it after he was dead. O ran away and let him bleeding on the curb. I was in panic. It's not my fault.
>sorry for bad English, it's not my native language.

>Found an old cell phone in a parking lot. Was going to call the contact "mom" because duh.

>Saw all these contacts labeled as bill collector 1, bill collector 2, bill collector 3 and all the local Police Departments. Figured this person is a POS so I'll dig deeper. Went through the texts and saw they were going threw a messy breakup. giggles intensify. Think about texting I want you back blah blah blah not good enough.

>Decide to go through all the pictures. Found a nice fat dick pic! GOLD.png

>Was going to text it to mom and dad so they can see what their son grew into but then saw the facebook account was logged in.

>PinkFloydTheWall.png

>IDK why but I just assumed it was a dudes phone. Nah.jpg

>It was the girls.... She instantly got some texts saying "I didn't know you had it in you"

>Dude calls non-stop for 30 minutes before I broke the phone and clogged a grocery store's toilet

When I was like 9 or 10 I used to take off my cousin's underwear and looked at whole vagina. I forget what I told her but it was something along the lines of "your mom told me to examine it". She was about 4. I wonder if she remembers....

>>678727982
Her* not whole, wtf.

>>678727531
She tried reaching out to you and you ignored it. It was her last cry for help, and you prioritized your wants over her psychological need for help. You should feel guilty.

When I was in kindergarten, the lunchline had little ice cream cups that you could pay extra for, but I didn't have any money on me, so I grabbed one and ran like hell.

>>678727925
>saw the facebook account was logged in

how did you not notice it was a girl's account?

>>678728262
It was an old filp phone. This was many years back. I was able to do it through the photos section I think. Just post to Facebook when I selected it.

Stole a corset from my mom that I jack off onto all the time. Truth is I get really horny thinking about for she gets fucked wearing it. The night I found it I came on it 4 times.

>>678728231
You must be a fucking angel. There are people here confessing murder, and you stole ice cream in kindergarten.

Just business stuff, nothing that'd interest you.
Oh wait once I paid a prostitute extra just to beat her up.

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>>678728231
You don't belong here, you fucking normie.

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Yikes...

>>678727982
Then when I was 13 we were playing on the grass and I noticed a bit of her vagina was visible so I playfully pushed her onto the ground to uncover more and more. Does this make me a bad person? Serious answers, please.

Been on Reddit a few times.

>>678728952
Are we doing Phrasing again?

That cell phone thing has me double and tripling down on my data protection... Karma is going to byte me in the ass for it I just know. It was too funny though.

I guess the grocery store I found and flushed it at was the guys work place. The girl must have dropped it while visiting him? IDK he didn't work there much longer so I didn't dare question any one haha

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Cum on my ex, her mom and sister feets and nostrils ....shit was gold and wtf, they were drunk or high idr but would do it again

Pic very related x3

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>>678725691
i used to fuck OPs mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ

>>678729080
I've molested girls (cousins included) plenty of times in my teen years (and got away with it), this is nothing.

>>678729080
Yes it does you sick fuck and she does remember! She just won't tell you. At 13 you know exactly what you are doing.

I cheat on MP on-line games.

>>678728231
You're literally the worst person in the world.

I'm a closeted homosexual who does a lot of cocaine.

>>678729080
Yes

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>>678729544
Which is why we should lower the age of consent laws.

>>678729816
Normie

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>>678725691
Washed out of the military for a second time.

Stole truck, ran over my principles fence and land scapng, light truck on fire behind abandoned house, truck turned out to be a class mates gift from his grandpa for his 16th birthday

>>678729872
Sick fuck

>>678729503
Thanks for making me feel better, anon. Could you greentext?

>>678729544
I doubt she remembers the time when she was 4, she never mentioned it and acts normal around me. The other time when I was 13, I was like a ninja so she didn't even know what was going on. Btw, I got my penis touched by my other cousins. I was about 3 and they were like 14 or something. That kinda fucked me up I guess.

I ate peanut butter right off the spoon once. Then I double dipped the spoon.

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>>678729503
I've killed an got away with it your nothing

>>678729742
Welcome home!

>>678730135
They said they were "helping me pee" btw lol. Wish I could go back in time and fuck them. Wasn't even aroused back then and they were 8/10s

>>678725691
when I'm at a party I secretly double dip my chips.

I stole a balloon on free balloon day

>>678730289
Sick cunt, death is too good for you.

>>678726621
Are you still a faggot then

>>678730388
You monster

>Trying to score with my QT 3.14 oneitis
>Was unsuccessful with every attempt
>chubby and slightly mental mutual friend always had a crush on me
>She was currently in a relationship (albeit not the best one)
>Was feeling down about not being able to get my oneitis
>Ended up manipulating and coercing the chubby mutual to break up with her boyfriend
>Fucked her the night before she broke up with her boyfriend
>Didn't even really like her that much
>Liked the idea that she was attracted to me

tl;dr: I manipulated a mutual friend of my crush and myself to sleep with and date me for my own personal validation

went to some church carnival thing with religious fag friends ... stole the donation box.

Killed a group of nigger bums with a gun

Killed a spic homeless bum with a baseball bat and hatchet

fucked a old gfs mother

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>>678726640
Double whammy!

Stealing from your friend to murder your child. They ought to throw you under the jail, anon.

Kek.

>>678727215
holy shit that's disgusting

>>678730135
There's too much to greentext, so I don't feel like it. I'm also this guy >>678726905

>>678730291
You're right. I wish I had the balls to murder like you. Then again, there's no one I'm angry with to do it to. I'd like to rape a drug induced girl though.

>>678730289
That fucking ruins the peanut butter you stupid fuck! The oils from your saliva break it down and ruins it!

>>678730732
>Talk more about shit that never happened
This is why edgy teenagers shouldn't post on /b/

>>678730069
You aint made for that type of work. join the navy instead.

Broke into a church and stole a bunch of stuff or when I sliced a bird's head off, shattered the eggs in the nest and threw the body in the river.

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>>678730837
I fucking knew I was going to see this pic today...

>>678731164
I can never reenlist in any branch of service.

I broke up with a girl that moved away from her family to live with me in college because she cheated on me.

I still talk with her enough so that she stays in the area and think she has a chance, but I have no intention of speaking to her once I graduate. Want to waste as much of her time as I did on the relationship.

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>>678730732
Sure buddy. Sure.

I have two hot cousins that are about the same age as me. When I was a teenager and I'd go over to their house, I would always sneak away to their bedroom at some point and steal one or two of their thongs. I'd bring them home and jack off while wearing them all the time. Over the years I probably collected dozens of them. Eventually I smartened up and stopped out of fear that someone might catch me stealing them, or that my parents would find the jizzed stained thong stash in my closet, or that my cousins would eventually realize that they were losing thongs everytime I would come over.

I have a pretty squeaky clean image in my extended family too. If they found out about this I don't know what the fuck they would do/think.

>>678730344
At the age of 3...
Yeah mate, maybe you would have showed them what they are missing

I jacked off into a girl's shoe at the store i work. Twice. Once today.

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>>678731386
You don't like John Lennon?

>>678725691
I left a crying little girl in the middle of a bear infested forest to die, because i was scard of being accused of being a paedophile if i stopped to help her.

>>678731428
>I talk with her now...buh-buh I won't when I'm done
>Implying that she even gives a shit about you and is using your attention as validation that you're still hung up about her
You're a monumental faggit

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>>678731651
He's fine, it just...the pic makes me uncomfortable.

>>678725691
Put the toilet paper roll on backwards.

>>678731664
You've got some major insecurity issues.

>>678727531
You should kill yourself, her blood is on your hands you selfish fuck. How do you even sleep at night, you disgust me. Just run a nice warm bath, get in and cut your wrists both ways so there is no chance of survival you scumbag murdering fuck

>>678730289
How do you even sleep at night?

When I was younger I dealt with a lot of anger issues. My mom was dating, basically a bunch of dudes just wanting easy action, a couple that tried to be a father figure or whatever. I acted out for attention and what not, but at the time I really felt honest hatred towards others. Anyway, one day I was walking around town because my mom was doing her thing, and I just wanted to be alone, and after getting some chips and shit from a gas station this homeless dude comes up to me. he asks me for a couple dollars and something inside me just breaks. I don't know why, but I beat this old homeless dude senseless. Like hard, I remember straddling his chest and just punching, over and over. I left him all fucked up, and the next day my mom took me to the hospital because I fractured my pinky and ring finger. To this day whenever I get really angry I remember that homeless dude, and the feeling of guilt makes me sick.

>was around 12-13
>used to sit next to a girl that liked me a lot in class
>We talked a lot during lessons and exchanged some child version of flirting
>one day she comes with a letter
>pink letter with her drawings and some nice touch on it
>really nicely made and pper was kinda soft to the touch
>she says it's for me
>"beta panic activated"
>a girl next to us gets interested and asks me if she can read it
>I tell her "yes"
>after her whole class reads it
>I get away with nothing but she gets picked on a lot and starts hating me
>tfw she was the only one in that shitty class who treated me nicely
>now she's a closeted asshole

I still hate myself for that so much

>>678732606
You actually did the right thing. Homeless people deserve much worse.

>>678732482
Yes, i would not argue that.

>>678732606
Gotta clean up the streets somehow.
Thank you for your service

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>>678732606
Yeah maybe now you've learned not to turn into an edgelord

>>678727152
kek

>>678732985
Absolutely not. In all honesty I've hated myself for doing that, not just because it was terrible, but I didn't even control it. It was the scariest moment of my life.

>>678728104
So you didn't look at her whole... Hole?

Pinky fingered a Pomeranian while I fapped once.

extorted thousands of my parents for a drug habit leaving them under the impression i was being extorted myself but spending all the money on ketamine

>>678727531
You didnt do anything wrong. Its not your fault.

>>678732745
Your actions turned an innocent little girl into a monster. You should have hate for yourself.

I doxxed a friend just for lols

I blamed another student for stealing my shit and that he kicked the shit outta me, just so I could get out of that school, got longer vacations too.

>>678725691
Hitler would have a hard time with this thread. He did nothing wrong.

slammed someones head on the pavement multiple times after i knocked him out, and i just left him there, no witnesses though

>>678733751
I do...
she was the only girl who shared a mutual interest in me to actually declare and I fucked her up...

>>678725691
After pussying out of a suicide attempt, I had to walk past a mental hospital with an emergency department to get home. I didn't go in.

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>>678734321
mein nigga

I strangled a little bird when I was little.

Raped my ex several months after we broke up. She was blackout drunk and kept blurting out stop but I just kept licking and thrusting.

>>678734686
i killed many animals when i was a kid, even tore a frogs skin off and i had a fetish for crushing little animals
no longer have that fetish and im surprised i didn't turn into a serial killer

>>678733716
>thousands of my parents
>thousands
>parents
Your mums a slut

>>678735038
I melted the face off of a gecko one time. He walked around with his eyes all melted off. Shit was insane

>>678735038
you still have time

>>678735053
kek... underrated post

>>678735038
I didn't do it on purpose. Someone wanted to steal it from me and I said "I'd rather kill it than give it to you" and I did just that.

>>678725691
I said hi to a girl once.

>>678734686
If I had a dollar for every bird I killed in my childhood and teen years...

I don't understand how most of you faggots in this thread have a guilty conscious for the smallest of things. If I knew I could get away with murder and rape, I'd myself out to be the most famous of all villains. Maybe I'm just an edgelord, but you faggots look like angels to me.

>>678735249
thanks, man

>>678725691
Had my dog kill my cats only kitten.

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>>678735756

I'm a huge hebephile, I haven't done anything in real life yet but one day I won't be able to suppress the urges anymore and I'm gonna end up raping a girl.

>>678735525
>knew I could get away with murder and rape
I don't judge I just couldn't do it. And I've been here since 2007. Same with pedophillia (girls that don't look fuckable, there's plenty of 15yos that looks like 18)

>>678735756
that was kinda mean... why did you do that ??

>>678735038
My friend and I used to kill and torture frogs for shits and giggles at his camp ground
>Used WD40 and lighters to make a flame thrower
>Shoved pointed sticks up their ass
>Forced shit into their mouths (Marbles, other frogs, chemicals, etc)
>Shot slingshots at them
>Played hackeysack with them
Ended up growing out of that phase thankfully

>>678735525
If I knew I could get away with rape the statistic would be at least double what it is.

>be 17
>love TF2
>be pretty rich guy on TF2
>Bet everything
>ohfuck.png
>Then I see my grandfather's wallet
>Then I see my grandmothers purse
>Take 20$ everyday
>rich again on TF2
>they were going to have a fun road trip
>they were 6 hours away
>they call me
we need money, we don't have enough for a hotel, food, or gas
>ohno.jpg
>some guy gives them money for gas
>they come back confused
>then they see my steam account
>500$
How did you get that much money?
>ohfuck.jpg
>they didn't get angry, they just got really sad...

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>>678736276
What a team we'd make. We could call ourselves the "rape brothers" or something else.

>>678736029
You're missing out on a whole new world of sexual interest.

I made a kid cry after church using yo momma jokes

>>678735973
Same here but not to same extent. I jerk off thinking about them, but I know I could never do anything (Out of fear mainly).
I blame the fact that when I was in my sexual, formative years (Around 13-15) I never found myself attracted to the ugly models of early 2000's internet, and I craved seeing girls my age...
This mindset just happened to never leave and kept the age at 13-16
It's gone down a HELLUVA lot in these past years and I only find myself jerking off to those thoughts once in a blue moon

>>678736803
I think it would be easier to get away with if you had two people. It'd also be easier to abduct them and take them elsewhere to be raped.

>>678736900
There's a wide, wide world full of cheese pizza out there anon. Get baking.

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>>678731788
>pic makes him uncomfortable
>posts cancer pic

>>678737292
During my late teen years (16-18) I never had to actually go "looking for it". 8 times out of 10 I would be able to go into yahoo chat rooms, find some chick, chat her up and get her to perform for me herself.

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>>678737397
ah, suzy suz...

>>678737397
kek

>>678725691
My name is Max. I lied to my Girlfriend Nikki in College about my mom having cancer and she left me. I've been empty ever since. I messed up and now my mom has cancer, my sister is missing in Chicago, and my father is going to rehab for methadone addiction. I'm so alone. Nothing helps. Not sex, not drinking, not my job, travel, friends. nothing makes me feel alive anymore. And it's all my fault.

>>678737530
I need penetration, soft stuff doesn't do much anymore.

>>678728185
How the hell could anon have known it was a cry for help? The nigga was trynna get his soda pop. It's her fault for not going to a therapist or the school counselor.

>>678737679
to be fair, you didn't lie. you just told the truth too early.

I got a throw away phone and texted my friend nudes of a girl and acted like he was cheating on his fiance so she would break up with him. She did, but my friend killed himself 2 days later.

>>678737176
Hell yeah! I'd imagine myself buying a van and recruiting a close net of guys in the van to drive by at night in the downtown clubs lurking for girl. Find one, then sudden stop, every guy out the van grabs the girl and pulls her into the van, drive as fast as possible while they're tying her down.

This shit could actually work!

Sometimes I don't wash my hands after using the loo.

>>678737963
haha yeah I guess so.

>>678738399
you sick fucking cunt

>>678738289
I've thought about that before. A small team of maybe three people would be perfect. It's kinda hard to gather likeminded people you trust though, for obvious reasons.

>>678738145
Why?

Last year my roommate brought some bitch over got drunk and banged her. After they both passed out I snuck into his room and put my dick in the girls mouth. Came on her face and on my roommate who was asleep next to her. Got out without either noticing.

>>678726640
this was a movie or tv ep plot i remember..............

>>678731111
Si, Señor Quads.

>>678739522
that was pretty smooth... describe said drunk girl

>>678731464
this is fantastic.

I fucked a dog

>>678725691
I turned the Television off at the start of a CCF advertisement then i turned to my grand mother and said fuck those niggers, She was like damn straight.

>>678725691
I had a gf, she left me with her spoiled dog I fucked him up bcause he bit me

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>>678740032
I'm into children and you are one sick fuck. Keep it in the species anon.

>>678740032
You're mother is technically not a DOG !.

>>678738759
She was a massive cunt.

>>678733671
faggot

>>678740241

Kill your self animals only trust people who're not genetically arseholes, Dogs even liked Hitler faggot what does that say about you.

>>678740279
Wanna get together and abduct a child?

Sniffed my best mates younger sisters panties, also masturbated with them wrapped around my dick.

>>678734981
green text that shit

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>Be me
>9th grade
>Befriended this guy back in 8th grade
>We were fucking bros, anyway, lets call him "P"
>P kinda raged at everything for no reason at times, including me
>nothing I decided to flip a tit over in reality
>Some of my friends from 6th grade who were part of the same social circle didn't like it

Just a little backstory, it won't make sense unless I explain this shit

>P makes a pic of some kid at our middle school that died of drowning a few months back
>Don't remember the exact pic, but it was something ridiculing the fact that the kid drowned
>Also several other "offensive" pics about other people in my school
>I didn't really bother flipping a tit over it, just laughed it off because I honestly didn't give a shit about that kid

Anyhow, back on track

>I joined my other friends in talking to him, didn't want any friction between them
>We'd talked it out with P several times before, he never really improved on it however
>We finally decided to tell him to seriously cut the shit out
>Anyhow, shit escalates, P won't apologize, nor would he care
>My other friends and me are arguing as shit against him
>like, god damn
>Me, being the retard I am, tell my other friends of the pics he made
>One of my friends were close to that kid who died, tells literally everyone on school
>Everyone attacks P, including me
>blinded by popularity and fitting in, since I was a fatass cringelord back then
>Shit seriously escalates
>Police gets involved as P gets death threats and shit
>Alienated by everyone

It's four years ago, P still hasn't recovered and just commited a social suicide, and me, being the piece of shit i am, kept pestering him along with everyone else until i realized what i had done.
I've become a shut-in introvert, because I seriously cannot cope with the guilt of what I have done anymore.
God fucking damnit /b/ros, P was the best friend I ever had, and I wasted his teen years being the piece of shit I am on being part of the "cool kids".

>>678735053
top kek

>>678740919
I would love that, but we don't have to. In fact, since homosexual marriage is legal now, we should marry, adopt a girl, and use her as a sex slave forever.

>>678736625
disappointment is far worse than anger

>>678739946
8/10. Blonde, nice tits, meh ass. She was like five and a half feet tall but loud as fuck. All in all I don't regret it.

>>678736625
You don't deserve their love.

once i called someone a dookie-head

>>678738723
You guys should not do this. Not that you will. I doubt any of you have the resolution to silence screams.

>>678740279
have you ever done anything?

>>678741474
Should've molested her while you were at it.

>>678741214
Huh, you're right. Although I imagine they come to check up on the child every so often.

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>>678741168
R.I.p. we will see your school on the news.

>>678741918
Silencing screams isn't hard, the only thing preventing me from doing it is the potential for getting caught

>>678741933
Just molested a younger cousin during my teen years. But I'm actively socializing to find another guy like-minded and propose to gay marry for the sake of adoption.

>>678741943
Probably could have but I didn't want to risk waking up my roommate. Or her I guess.

>>678742241
dropbox?

>>678742007
Yeah, there's gotta be some kind of indoctrination of her willingness and ability to keep a secret. All children can be indoctrinated, so I imagine this will be a project of ours.

>>678742975
I want to buy you two a wedding gift

>>678742975
Fuck, I'd want to try that. Unfortunately I also like my current life.

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>>678742697
You know. YOU LURK YOU DIE.!!

>>678726319
Vote Bernie Sanders!

>>678742975
You're a pretty big piece of shit

>>678742467
I molested my cousin when she was naturally asleep. And being drunk asleep, they're far more unable to have a sense of feeling rather than a natural sleep. Just make note of that next time an opportunity strikes.

>>678742216
>Isn't that hard.
You'd be supprised.
No one thinks they have empathy until they have to cut the string.
Lots of (reasonabley intelligent) rapists/public assaulters off themselves or shut themselves in for good for that very reason.
Not only that, but the thrill quickly regresses, even if you are into it. Soon it'd just be a day-to-day alleviation of boredom akin to browsing 4chan that'd make you feel dead inside just because of how nonconstructive it is. Serial rape=not worth it.

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>>678731445
I started WWI and killed JonBenet Ramsey. I'm a real tough guy.

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Fucked a 30 year old while she was drunk on 3 bottles of wine. I was sober.

>tfw 19 with a labito

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>>678743484
Eh, maybe. If anything it'd be one less thing on my bucket list.

>>678743123
Aw shucks! Thanks anon.

>>678742975
Well, if life doesn't turn out the way you want, consider it. I've always been an advocate of homosexual marriage because I know pedophiles are mainly men and want a way of fulfilling their fantasies.

>>678743401
And I have no regrets to all the molestation I've done in my years.

>>678744030
I will consider it. Or if I ever found out I had terminal cancer or something.

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>>678744030

>>678726621
>>678726621
>>678728511

See >>678743369

>>678744030
I meant this guy >>678743160

I TOLD HER SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND I THINK SHE BELIEVED ME OH GOD I'M A MONSTER JUST BECAUSE SHE LOOKS GOOD AND IS SURROUNDED BY BETTER LOOKING GIRLS SO HER PERCEPTION IS SKEWED

Not bad just feel guilty. My sisters friends came over i was 14 and she was too and she was sad because her mom just died. We blew up an air mattress to sleep on and she slept on it with me. when she was asleep I proceeded to bust 2 nuts. one while thinking of her. and the other while thinking about her mom. (always thought she was hot)

>>678727531
its not your fault, also people who suicide are weak af

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>>678743863
Libido. Not labito. Are you a fucking spic??

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About 8 years ago, I was leaving a parking garage at a local mall and was trying to put in a CD while turning a corner in the garage- then BOOM. Look up to see that it looked like I hit the corner of a car. Look around and don't see anyone around so I correct myself and keep going. About to exit the garage and see a security guard chasing me on a fucking bicycle.
>thisfuckingguy.jpeg
Floor it a little and out pace the guy so he can't see which direction I'm leaving the garage from. Get out on the street a short ways and see an actual cop CAR speeding towards me. FUCK. Pull over and the cop blow. Right. Past. Me. They didn't know who to look for. Get to where I'm going about half an hour later and tell my friends the story as they're watching the 11 o' clock news.

BREAKING NEWS: Blurry image of what looks like my car kinda accompanied with the news anchor saying, "hit and run at **** mall this evening leaves elderly woman in critical condition. Police have only this image of the vehicle with no plates.
MFW

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I voted for Bush

>>678743484
Nah, I've had to cut empathy in my job before. I know it's pretty easy for me.

Raped a girl when I was 19. Did 2 years in state prison in Virginia. I knew it was wrong but the girl was cute and also a dirty bitch who had fucked my friend. That's how I lost my virginity.

So I can't vote now cuz of the conviction. I plead guilty. I made a fake Facebook page just so I could see what she is up to these days.

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>>678725691
i used to fuck my ex girlfriends mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ

>>678725691
be me

>>678741168
being popular is the most pathetic thing you can aspire to be

>>678732606
Naturally empathetic/10

I like to think all of these are the same person samefagging over and over again, and we are just watching a timeline of the world's worst person.

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Stole a guy's girl and married her, Pic included of us

>>678729503
My girlfriend was molested by her brother and its fucked her up so bad. It's not cool.

A few years ago, around the time when the nintendo wii had just come out and I had gotten one, I playing boxing on wii sports... without putting on the wrist strap :/

>>678747257
You sick fucking bastard-child. Reported

>>678747168
Well you can take some kind of comfort in knowing most of my victims were asleep when it happened.

I've broken my own code, loyalty to your chosen family, be kind and helpful to everyone you can be, and don't suffer your enemies to live or be happy, because of parts 1 & 2 i've managed to avoid having any enemies, however, someone robbed my best friend, i know who it is but i haven't told him, and i haven't killed the person responsible or at least brought them what they deserve, so i've broken 2 parts of the thing i swore to live by, it seems silly i know, but i still feel like a fraud and a coward, i've done nothing to avoid either me or my friend facing serious trouble

>Best friend and his family travels
>ask me to stay in their house and watch out for expensive stuff
>Before they go, I was having a nice conversation with friends mom
>SheGrabsMyDingDingDong.jpg
>rubs until its hard and winks at me
>Nothing more happens
>few days later they go
>home alone in their house
>found old sexy but not naked pics of her masturbate to it and left a little of cum in every pantie I found of her
>They had a dog and a cat
>the dog follows me everywhere
>feel judged
>beat up the dog every morning
>few months later the sent to sleep the dog
>doggoWasHavingProblemsMoving.webm
>She gets sad for dead doggo
>talk to her
>say every thing is gonna be oke
>She is sad and I get her to suck my dick
>Best blowjob of my life

>>678747385
Yea I know I'm a fucked up person, and another time there was this display at a museum with a "do not touch" sign, and I touched it anyway and hauled ass away from the scene.

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I've never done anything bad or illegal, even if i had, which i haven't, you cant prove it, i wasn't even there when any bad/illegal was done...

>>678745752
epic lolz

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>>678747751

Couple years ago, I dated two guys at the same time.
I slept with both of them in one day, but that's not the worst part.
There was a party that night. And I had sex with two of my kinda boyfriend's best friends at the same time.
So it's like 4 dicks in one day.
After that broke up with all of them and decided not to have sex at all.

I did multiple arm robbery, stabbed a nigger, stole from my family, beaten my gf multiple times, lied a LOT, fucked the mother of my fat ex , while she watched .
But i wont rape because i enjoy having 1 rule, and that my only rule. I could even go nigger hunting in africa woman and children included but i wont rape. I think rape is for animals.

Manipulated year long lesbian couple into breaking up, then manipulated one of them to give me a handjob

>>678749123
>I did multiple arm robbery,
>arm robbery
>arm

wow you're dumb

>>678749065
Make up your mind with what you want you disappointment

>>678749341
English is not my native-language and its 4 am were i live, im high and tired.
Since you took the time to insult me i will attempt to correct it with my broken english. Armed robbery ?

i ejected my usb without safely removing it first

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>>678725981
>I accidently shit on a church once, horrible squirts...i feel ashamed
>I accidently shit on a church once
>on a church
>on

How exactly do you shit on a church? Did you walk up to it outside and shit on the siding? Did you climb on the roof and shit there? This warrants some explanation.

>>678750153
Fucking savagery

>>678750153
You're sick

>>678725691
I've never loved another human being and I refuse to for the rest of my life

I fucked my moms friend....

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I once spiked the punch at my little sister's sleepover and spent the night fucking her and her friends

Also do the same to my niece whenever she comes over to visit.

>>678725691
Stole two pairs of panties from a 9 year old, and cum in another pair and leave it for her.

When i poop at my house or at a place where I'm comfortable shitting, I do it completely naked.

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>>678750153

this cud happen to u

I shitted on mahoma mouth and spit on his butt

>>678750984
me too

I watched a person have a seizure but I didn't realize he was having one just thought he had a twitch and thus ignored him and didn't notice that he was spazzing out on the floor.

Not checking the condom twice... but aye i'm a dad and sucessful

I cum listening Hitler speechs

>>678725691

Anally masturbated to pictures of Joel Osteen

>>678725691
stole a wheel chair from a church but we were about 11 so really did not even think for a second who it might affect,we just wanted to use it on the hill for fun.

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>>678727215

Murder.

>>678727531

No way you could've known bro, don't let that hold you down.

>>678731788
>>678731386

why do you keep posting pic of this dumb whore

at work I denied someone an adoption for a dog because they were annoying

>>678751912
go on...

>>678751594
greentext ???

I was sixteen and fucked a fourteen year old with natural DD tits and got her pregnant. Kicked the shit out of her a week later no pregnancy.

Wincake.

>>678747525
found the real future killer

> ITT
> Best way we've fucked someone over.

> In tenth grade
> Mom married new dude he's alright

> Go to school get bullied by Tyree, nignog
> Openly kicks shit out of m in hallway one day
> I get sympathy only from new kid, Sam

> Newkid becomes my only friend after aaskicking
> Get to spending lots of time wit him
> The stepdad makes a gay joke

> O Brendan that so funny - mom

> K wtf
> Im getting dogged by my mom

> Lenewkid and I talk he gets pissed tells everyone at school
> Lose one friend I had

> More people make fun of me
> You know that feeling you wanna kill yourself? All day
> Mom still making fun of me. Will deal w her later.

> Orchestrate plot

> Make fake Facebook of Lenewkid friend bunch of ppl including tyree
> I send a message saying to meet him in gym fourth period wanna give him something

> Nigger replies k
> Take towers make card put be mine Tyree love lenewkid on it
> Exit gym, Bell rings I go to caf. Beginning of fifth period, lunch. Tyree storms in to Lenewkid table.

> Nigger calls Newkid a fag, Newkid gets mad
> My plan worked
> I become fully erect

> New kid walks over to nigger, decks him, gets expelled. 2 birds 1 stone.
> So cash

>>678725981
I used to get high on a bathroom church, what the fuck was wrong with me ?
never even said it in confession from been so ashamed so all you guys now know I used to smoke meth on a bathroom church with aluminum foil while mass was going on.

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>>678730388

been fucking my ex who has been married for a year or so. I got her pregnant, she had the kid, we did a DNA test and it's mine. Her dumbass, ex con husband thinks its his and we plan on keeping it that way.

>>678730432
absolute shitbag

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>>678730732

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>>678729144

>>678753831

Her name isn't Staci and you're not Mike Sturm are you bc if u r I will fukk u up

nope, her name is Ari. and she's crazy as fuckin shit

I went down on a nigger when I was in kindergarten.

>>678732606
Kill you are self

>>678737679
Pyscadelics mane.

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>>678747751