Return it

>>678701333
Seems like you decide, retard.

open it nigga

Return it

open it

>>678701333
return it

>>678701333
trips are disabled

open

>>678701922
roll

>>678701791
roll

>>678701922
rolll

>>678701333


>/B/

>>678701877
rollin

Open

>>678701791
Rollerino

open it and stick whatever is inside up your ass

>>678701791
Roll

Pee on it

I swear every time a weaboo orders more anime shit he acts like he got his neighbors mail, plays a game to get people in the thread, then acts suprised to find another dildo for his collection or some figurene square head butt plug.

>>678701333
Open it, keep contents, replace with empty pepsi bottles, write "You lose, please try again later" on the inside, return to sender from your neighbor's address.

post address of who it belongs to

Open it fgt

Fyi if you open that package you'll get 7 years for theft. Postal service can track it to your address dumbfuck. Fyi alerting to office now. Op about to be fucked.

If dubs dont open it

open it fam

>>678701333
>Open it, keep contents, replace with empty pepsi bottles, write "You lose, please try again later" on the inside, return to sender from your neighbor's address.

Is this the same fag that stole that other guys mail a while ago and turned out to be a plush that he kept for his daughter?

>>678702415
GTFO NORMIE!

>>678702266
This

open it

open the package op dont be fag you know you wana

>open it faggot

>>678702738
roll

pee on unoped box trips get

>>678702566
Make me faggot. I'll bury you kiddo.

>>678701333
checked

stab the box with a knife

Burn It

>>678702834
sharpie in the pooper

>>678701333
>Keep content of package.
>Print out Navy Seal Copypasta.
>Put it in package, return to sender.

>>678701333
Open it

>>678702945
that

>>678702244
roll

>>678702834
up the pooper you go sharpie

open box

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1708

hope its worth the time homey

return it and stop being a faggot

burn it

>>678701333
>Keep contents of package.
>Put in a bag of weed and Navy Seal Copypasta.
>Send it to where it's supposed to go.

>>678703009
Roll

>>678702266
Roll

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Will I get in to trouble if I keep it?

fuck these faggot normies
open it

>>678702776
Top.

>>678703180
who cares

>>678702244
rolling

>>678702492
Roll

>>678703180
No ofc not

>>678703180
open it first then return it, easy.

>>678703180
Open it to see what's inside then reseal it and return it

>>678703180
only if they find you. post the tag, we can only get real owners info. if thats not you then ur safe. also burn it.

>>678703180
did they see you take that shit, if it was delivered to you claim ignorance that you didn't see the address and just opened it

yolo
open

>>678703180
Nope, it is yours now.

>>678703006

Roll

cum on whats inside

>>678703306
I don't have Amazon prime tape faggot

OPEN OPEN OPEN OR ILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF

>>678703306
GTFO NORMIE SCUM!

>>678703180
Federal Statute 357.288: finders keepers

>>678701333
fuckin impersonate Tom Hanks man

>>678703180
not your fault it ended up at your house so open that shit.

>>678703461
reroll

shit on it

I bet it contains those fucking packing peanuts that get fucking everywhere. Shove them up your ass. Now wait until you get the urge to poopoo. Shit the peanuts back into the box and send it to the intended address.

If there are no packing peanuts, improvise. Sharpie in pooper if you have to.

NIGGER!!

stab it with niphe

>>678703578
roll

>>678703418
Rollio

>>678703578
reroll

>>678701333
Bring it back to the post office.

>>678703663
fuck so close

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>>678703578
Roll

kys

OPEN BOX HANG SELF

>>678703578
rollerino

>>678703578
shit on it, cum on it (post pics as proof)
after that send it back

open

O pen

open it then post pic + dick pic

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>>678702001
>>678702776
>>678703110
>>678703221
>>678703334

Whoever steals, takes, or abstracts, or by fraud or deception obtains, or attempts so to obtain, from or out of any mail, post office, or station thereof, letter box, mail receptacle, or any mail route or other authorized depository for mail matter, or from a letter or mail carrier, any letter, postal card, package, bag, or mail, or abstracts or removes from any such letter, package, bag, or mail, any article or thing contained therein, or secretes, embezzles, or destroys any such letter, postal card, package, bag, or mail, or any article or thing contained therein; or

Whoever steals, takes, or abstracts, or by fraud or deception obtains any letter, postal card, package, bag, or mail, or any article or thing contained therein which has been left for collection upon or adjacent to a collection box or other authorized depository of mail matter; or

Whoever buys, receives, or conceals, or unlawfully has in his possession, any letter, postal card, package, bag, or mail, or any article or thing contained therein, which has been so stolen, taken, embezzled, or abstracted, as herein described, knowing the same to have been stolen, taken, embezzled, or abstracted—

Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 779; May 24, 1949, ch. 139, § 39, 63 Stat. 95; July 1, 1952, ch. 535, 66 Stat. 314; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, § 330016(1)(I), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147.)

>>678703578
rollan

o pen ni gger

ops a fag

>>678703578
rolll

Postal inspectors have been alerted. Have a good one for your few minutes of fame. Typical op is a faggot. Now we can all laugh when meth head Jimmy rides to jail.

Open it and stick whatever is inside it up your ass

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It feels so fucking good

>>678703895
no. u

open it already faggot

open

yolo
open that shit

>>678703832
this is what we want

>>678703578
rolllllllllll

open sdafd

open it faggot do it

>>678703960
If it's a dildo you have to use it

wot inside the box niggler

open isd sdfa da

>>678703931
so he is going to jail cus the delivery fucked up and ended up at his house? kek good one

Open it ffs

>>678704003
roll

open it for allah

>>678703960
address clearly visible. you dun goofed OP

>>678703960

Don't show address retard.. White knights are lurking...

>>678703960
DO EEET FAGGOT!

open that shit you faggot, nobody cares

Roll for to open it

Open, shit on it whatever is inside, put it back, close the box, rewrite the adress to your neighbour, and deliver it to them

open for allah faggot >>678704184

>>678703832
Roll for that cock

Must be really boring in Bakersfield.

Piss on it

open faggot

>>678704253
roll

Open it

>>678704299

ope nxifad fdaf df ad open

>>678704201
He just said it's not his address you adopted autistic vegan retarded fucknugget.
This went to the WRONG address.

>>678704253
rollan

>>678703960
WHATS INSIDE OP

>>678704280
this

>>678704253
rollll

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so much suspense

>>678704253
GTFO NORMIE SCUM!

open it safdf d

>>678704253
this

open box, take out contents, shit in it, return to sender

dont open it

>>678704253
roll for chocolate from the pooper

open it faggot

open sesame

>>678703960
Show us whats inside

>>678704512

o p e n

ops not gonna open it

>>678704253
rolllllllll

>>678704361

No, the real owner's address is. He will easily be traced

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>>678703860
>that one autistic fucking white knight loser goes and googles this and posts it thinking ANYONE will actually give 1/5 of a whole fuck
>that one severely autistic kid

>>678704201
Though I do believe that we should help make up for this person not getting their package?
Who says we send them all the pizza and chinese food that will go over there?

>>678704299
This

Befriend neighbor and blackmail him to give you money for package contents.

take et home

>>678701333
Cum on it, then return it.

>>678701333
That looks like a nigger finger.
You stole it.

All the normie moralfags saying they can track him
>only know hes in bakersfield
>thousands of amazon packets erry day
who the fuck would care?

>>678704544
So close...

>>678704658
kek

>>678701333
open it and don't tell us what's inside it.

>>678704608
Rerollin

>>678704590
Oh shit, are they gonna be backtraced? Careful OP, the cyber police are coming... ya dun goof'd and consequences will NEVER be the same!

if its an ipad, turn it on

open that shit up negro btw checkemm

shit in it nigger

>>678704678
>erry
kill yourself

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>>678704678
Cpt. Autismo, that's who!

What's in the box, OP WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!

>>678704253
watch these trips

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Bump

>>678704755
Top meme

>>678701333
If it isn't yours, show us the address then.

shit in the box

Is it your girlfriends head

stab it multiple times, then open it.

>>678704831
Your moms head

>>678704253
roll

shit in it

desu~

>>678704944
DESU intensification

>>678704253
This

>>678704860
We already know the address

>>678704860
open it and ill do a cum tribute to those feet

op reply for dick with time stamp

>>678704591
Yea I didn't even read all of it lmao

>>678704253
comeon

OPEN IT YOU AUTISTIC FUCK

>>678703960
>living in the shit hole that is bakersfield

that box is brown

>>678704860
Hey faggot. Looks like we live in the same area. Post the address, and I'll be near, and we can both shit on it.

>>678704253

Rolling!

i want an ip

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OPEN IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>678704860
Open it you kike

Put your dick in it

>inb4 its an IED, OP has opened it and been peppered with shrapnel from an improvised parcel

>that'll teach you not to steal, cunt.

ISIS 1 : OP 0

>>678705049
op reply

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waiting for op to deliver

open it, then, no matter what's inside, put it in your pooper

>>678705086
Seriously