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deus vult
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Hi
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Crusading is better than fapping
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hi
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every tiem

need breakfast i'll be on later.
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Hi.
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Hi
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Roy
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hi
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how's it going
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Roy gtfo.
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Hi.

Nibi.
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yipyip motherfuckers
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Everything's fine
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Hi roi

>>678665714
ill yip u~
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roy stay you glorgeous bastard
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Hmm
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Oh hey qwak. Been a while, too long.
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Hi.

Hi.
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Demos gtfo.
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I remember you
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>>678665915
I s'pose. How are ya?
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More cute less lewd
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Is that a Qwak I see?
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watsup
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Chet lick my asshole.
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>>678666106
A sight for sore eyes.
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>>678666128
After what you said about your butt hygiene? Hell no.
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>>678666224
how's it going?
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>>678666021
Oh, just working with silver as usual. I could move on to gold, but it costs so much. What about you?
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Licking assholes is too much
Only close people should do that
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>>678665673
u gtfo

>>678665695
gib
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Guess I'll actually start responding.

>>678665673
No.. no.. I stay.

>>678665626
>>678666109
Just a lazy Sunday. No plans, really.

>>678665794
The most glorgeous.

>>678665714
Hi.

>>678665792
Hi.

>>678666360
Gib wut.
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Hi, Roy
You might remember me from when I didn't have a name
But now I do
Nice to see you
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>>678666476
i liked it better when you werent responding
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Yes that's right. I have the damning evidence too, as you well know.

>>678666476
You had your chance and you blew it. Be stealthier next time.
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>>678666290
At the moment, not too bad. Classes start again tomorrow so that'll be nice after two months of office work, I'm looking forward to the future. Yourself?

>>678666291
Not all that glitters is gold. Is your silver schooling coming along though?
I'm about to start my second semester of comp sci, still got my office job alongside.
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>>678666476
gib naked body, rub it against me.
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>>678666476
How things?
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but ya don't gotta be a dingle about it
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>>678666476
me too
>>678666698
eh, same old, same old. just playing some civ right now
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Hey you started it. I think. I dunno.
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>>678666698
Yeah, it's not going bad. Just the same old crap as always. Nice to hear you've got it steady.
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>I dunno
aren't you a scientist or something
shouldn't you know everyting
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>>678666654
Musical non-European European?

>>678666662
I can stop again.

>>678666667
>666667
You're the one to talk about blowing it.

>>678666702
I'm going to get you something soon.

>>678666704
Actually okay, believe it or not. It's been a while since I've been back to my old self but I'm good now.

>>678666865
I dingle and I dangle.

>>678666890
Time to be totally unproductive!
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>>678666890
That's fair. Not my kinda game but I see a lot of people enjoying it.

>>678667041
Yeh, career wise things have been quite stable for me. The job nicely bumps up my bank figures too so I've been able to treat myself to some things. How long till you got some sort of title?
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you guys always post the worst porn
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>>678667233
Yes, that one.
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>>678667233
But Roy... I trusted you!
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>>678667233
Wow, did you remember? Or are you speaking general?
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The first part is admitting you don't know everything. Maybe.
Anyway, I work at McDonalds. Do you ever pay attention?

>>678667233
I am pretty good but I cannot control fate like that.
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>>678667233
no don't
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>>678667364
I'm getting shades of a memory. I feel like I remember you decided upon that name in the past.

>>678667398
And you may continue to. I am a trustworthy person.

>>678667495
Of course I remembered. Make sure you're online that evening.

>>678667555
Get on Vortex's level.
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>>678667609
Yes, but I only started using it recently.
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>>678667555
>I work at McDonalds
YOU DO NOT
Stop with these lies you will not fool me again

>>678667609
Oh
Cool
I knew I could count you on~
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>>678667233
Awesome. Anything good in particular happen?

>>678667253
A year and a half. See what I'll do after that. I'd like to maybe start my own shop, but I don't really see myself managing all the paperwork.
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>>678667609
O-oh okay.
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DogsFurrys on Beds!
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My prowess only extends to trips.

>>678667609
I'll look into ways to permanently damage my brain then.

>>678667785
Why would I even lie about that?
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>>678667898
You said you worked at a university
doing sciency things
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>>678667791
Being self-employed seems like a lotta work indeed. That and being the sole owner makes it a high-risk operation for you, not lastly because I'd reckon you'll have fluctuating clientele and most likely tough competition
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>>678667723
Are you popufur yet?

>>678667785
>could count you on
Stop the drug abuse.

>>678667602
It's too late. I am already responding.

>>678667791
It was really weird. One day I just woke up and my problems weren't problems anymore. Still don't fully understand it.

>>678667797
Don't get too excited though. I don't want to disappoint you or anything.

>>678667898
Just read what he writes.
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Deus vult
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brb food
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>>678668176
nevermind I like it better this way
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>>678668176
there is no drug abuse here
i'm scared of drugs
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>>678668176
I am getting there. But I doubt I will ever get there.
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>>678668176
Not much really surprises me anymore.
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>>678668040
I actually didn't.

>>678668176
I'm looking for a less painful method, thank you very much.
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>>678668118
Yeah. Regardless of whether or not I do start a business, I'll first try to get experience on how to run things by getting a job from an existing shop.

>>678668176
That sounds a little disturbing, to be honest.
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Why so gay?
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>>678668608
Our friendship castle is based on a sandy foundation of lies
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Haha, I am not gay.
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>>678668669
y noy
t
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>>678668906
What lies? When did I ever say these lies?
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>>678668629
Mhm, no doubt the way to go. Best of luck.
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>>678669251
I THOUGHT YOU WORKED IN A LAB WITH WEIRD CHEMICAL SHIT IN A FREEZER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>678669445
What? No those were McDonald's freezers.
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>>678665272
deus definitely doesn't vult, youre faping to drawings of fucking dragons. Im pretty sure if a modern day crusader were to see this shit they would be disgusted.
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>>678669704
well that sucks
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>>678669954
crusader brought to the modern day* not modern day crusader
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>>678668339
I don't know what way you want it anymore.

>>678668380
Some of them are quite useful.

>>678668397
Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>678668469
It's not meant to be surprising. I wouldn't have told you I was getting you something otherwise, silly.

>>678668608
It's the fastest way to insanity.

>>678668629
Why's that?
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>>678669976
Wow. Way to insult my occupation. Just because I don't have a fancy education.

>>678670233
Like I said, I want a less painful way. I'll try Eldritch blood I think.
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>>678669368
Thanks.

>>678670233
Problems don't tend to just disappear.
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>>678670233
I won't. I am getting enough support to make them come true.
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>>678670554
I'm not insulting your occupation, I'm just saying any fast food places (especially McDonalds) is not an easy place to work at. Dealing with people for long hours is really tough.

>>678670233
I mean like
the recreational ones
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>>678670233
Someone's popular today.
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>>678670233
i want it whichever way you want it. If you don't want it thats fine
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>>678670554
Some Kthulu-Aid.

>>678670621
They were mental. I'm not going to question their passing. I bid they not return again.

>>678670803
Walk on the backs of giants.

>>678670966
A healthy fear of those is a good thing.

>>678671043
I'm like. Always popular, don'tchaknow?

>>678671192
You need to be more assertive.
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He doesn't work in McDonalds.
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>>678671587
I think of your popularity is from other interesting ways~
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>>678671587
that doesn't suit me well
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>>678671587
You mean like Shadow of Colossus kind of walk?
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> Roy doesn't know cannabis cures cancer, opens your mind, and has 0 repercussions.

>>678670966
I don't know where you got the idea that I did any kind of science from.

>>678671587
No that stuff is too briney for my taste.
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>>678672101
i'm sorry
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He works at Burger King.

>>678672004
Refine that sentence then tell me again.

>>678672023
Too big or too small?

>>678672031
There are more people here than there are enemies in that game.

>>678672101
>Roy doesn't know
It also makes you super cool.

>No that stuff is too briney for my taste
You have more of a preference for salty substances.
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>>678672471
I don't want to stand on anyone. Maybe sit on their lap, but that's it.
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Good news: had great sex a couple hours ago
Bad news: bf passed out after while I'm wide awake. God forbid our sleep schedules are off sync when DS3 drops.


Anyway did someone mention drugs?
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>>678672471
You gained your notoriety from some "fun" ways.
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>>678672471
what are you referring to?
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>>678672824
Shit, I made those.
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>>678672197
Nah it's ok. I can forgive, maybe.

>>678672471
I got all the inside facts from the hippest left-wing stoners.

Well brine is salt solution, so no.
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Better news: He sleeps around on you.

>>678672736
Just don't wear heels and they'll be okay.

>>678672824
That's probably at least partially true.

>>678672848
If it doesn't fit, it's either too big or too small.
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>>678673109
Make some more.
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>>678672805
Why not do both at the same time?

>>678673109
Shorty?

>>678673185
I thought so
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>>678673185
Still, I don't want to cause discomfort
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>>678673174
I know of at least one person that weed made a more tolerable person so I can't hate it entirely.

Iron isn't much more tasteful.

>>678673332
Foxlyfe
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>>678673354
You could never be a top then.
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>>678673332
Yup. Sshhh.
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>>678673332
Sword says hi
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>>678673185
More like it doesn't suit me. Looks bad etc...
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>>678673478
I can cause some discomfort it it's okay with other people. I can be a good top, believe me.
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>>678673424
~

>>678673562
Then do make more, as English said.

>>678673717
Pretty sure sword doesn't know me, but hi?
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>>678673185
oooh, how jaded!
>>678673332
Which ones?
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>>678673827
Wrong guy then I guess
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