>>678642308
You know the rules
Tits or gtfo

havent you asked him what it is exactly that he wants? i guarantee that would solve shit in an instant

>>678642473
indeed

Tits or GTFO.

Leave

>>678642473
Thank you.

>>678642500
This tbh. Women are usually the ones who try to be all crpytoc and shit.
With us men, it's all pretty simple. Just ask him for what he wants

Just find a good middle point. Or you know, not a faggot of a boyfriend.

>>678642308
>>/adv/

Also Tits or gtfo

>>678642308
Let's see a picture of you, full body. Time stamp included. Then we can be the judge.

>the rules
you aren't special, follow them

>>678642738
>getaloadofthisguy.jpg

>>678642677
He says he wants me the way he likes his porn and I don't mind looking that way but every time I get close guys start talking to me more and more and I think it concerns him but I don't know how to handle the situation

It's an abuse technique to make you devalue yourself so you don't leave him, either because he's not confident enough in himself to believe you'll want to stay or because he enjoys manipulating people/feeling powerful.
If he can just decide to feed you when you're trying to diet, he has way too much power over you.

Are you sure your boyfriend is not trying to control you?
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/friendship-20/201506/20-signs-your-partner-is-controlling

>>678642962
Should I just refuse to eat then and get where I want to be on my own? I'm scared that issues are going to develop

why are people replying to this neckbeard?

>>678642994
Are you sure you should be replying to a thread where OP isn't following the rules?

>>678642952

Lol. At first I thought this was bait. Now I know.

Please stop while you're ahead.

>>678642952
well its relatively simple now. just say that you cant look like he wants you too because guys start hitting on you as soon you do. then you work something out from there

>>678642952
Ok I see. Then start looking like that, but pay more attention to him so that he doesn't get jealous. Do this especially in front of other guys and like when other guys get close, make sure you say faithful sounding shit in front of your bf.

dits or gdfo :DD
don't forget dimestamb

>>678642308
Tits or GTFO.

>>678642308
Some type of timestamp, femanon, or you're a lying faggot!

>>678643198
I'm starting to think he has a cheating complex. Any ideas in how to fix this? I give home 90% of my attention daily and I don't mind doing this as long he feels secure in the relationship

>>678643105
What you should do is stop asking what you should do and start making some decisions for yourself. If you don't, it'll probably just get worse.

Tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP and quit acting like a woman and make up his mind.

If he's going to act like a beta little bitch force him to be a beta little bitch.

Welp, my two cents are the follwing:
Tell your boyfriend to fucking slap you in the face, everytime you create a thread while not providing tits.

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>>678642308
Tits or gtfo. That's how you respond to these threads, not that fucking hard. Also no timestamp, c'mon b get your shit together Jesus.

>>678643622

>witnessed

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Fucking whiteknights everywhere.
There is a reason we have rules here, it's to contain these attention whores.

>>678643622
This you replying faggots

How old are you?
How do you look like?
How long have you been together?
Do you live together?

Also post tits.
Better yet, post your body.

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>> Claims to be a fem.
>> Doesn't know the rules.
>> Tits or gtfo, you fucking cumdumpster.

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This how I look. Id look to get thinner and a lot of other things.

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>>678642674

The true face of OP

I think the reasonable thing to do is kill yourself.

And tits or gtfo

>>678642952
you bf is some dumb fgt... if he dont want to fuck you for yourself and he wants you to be like some porn girl...look up for another one

He must be an asshole.

tits or gtfo

>>678643914
The only proper response in this thread is Tits with timestamp or GTFO you nigger, now stop it.

>>678643835
your bf is some dumbfuck you look like you can give a nice bj

Should I just look the way he wants and see how things go ? I mean it wouldn't be a bad thing for me to get thinner

>>678642952
Sounds like your boyfriend is insecure. Either find a new guy or learn to deal with petty delusional drama like this.

>>678642308
go on a diet you fat whore! your thighs are almost touching.

>>678643835
>This how I look.

Yeah, sure... I totally believe you.
>>678642674

>>678642308
what sort of porn?
landwhale porn>
neckbeard in tights porn?
sweaty basement porn?
please elaborate

Newfags everywhere!!


Tits or GTFO!!!

>>678644240
mostly really slutty thin cute girls with socks and blonde hair is his type generally

>>678643835
you should stick your finger down your throat and throw up everything you eat but that won't help your ugly face. You're pretty much fucked for life

>>678642473
Stop being a newfag and educate yourself about this rule you retard.
She is not seeking attention, just asking for advice.

>>678644465
Ahh so we shud give advice wothout paying attention to whats wrong.. Brilliant absolutely brilliant.

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>>678644465
This is a simple fucking "rate me" attention whore thread and it is exactly why the rule exists. Tits or GTFO back to facebook

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>>678642308

Why the fuck have you all replied. Rules were not followed so no replies required.

Tits and Time stamp rule must be adhered to all times.

>>678644671

Lmfao

TITS OR GTFO BEEOTCH

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Rate me? do you think i should change and will it make me look better

>>678644813
THis

>>678645223
Keep how you are...hot!

>>678644745
>>678645223

Ok my bad.

>>678642308
Guaranteed reply #11

Try not caring about his jealousy. If you want to slim down to please your very oppressive bf, u do that. He's not gonna tell u to thicken up once you get fit n shit

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>>678644465
Yeah

>>678645223
Missing from this pic are the two requirements for a request of any kind including a rating, the TITS and the TIMESTAMP, now GTFO.

>>678645567
do you suggest I just lose weight or should I go blonde and would it suit me? I know he has a weak spot for blonde girls

>>678644465
There's a board for that, and this isn't it. >>>/adv/

>>678645785
This

>>678645223
The most common currency for anyone on /b/ is 'tits'. 'Tits' must be proven to be yours by way of 'timestamping', or placing the date and a /b/ shoutout on yourself or a piece of paper. If both of these cannot be done, its true that you are a man and therefore should 'gtfo'.

>>678645732
Quite honestly, I don't think you're fat enough to change. How long have u n this guy been fucc? Is it worth it? If not, consider advancing to a boyfriend who loves u for who you r.

>>678642308
Obviously he has a problem just break up with him? Jesus fucking christ this is /b/ we post racist sexist and bigotted shit here not boyfriend help

Tits or get the h*ck out
fucking christ

Get a better boyfriend who cares about you

>>678645785
Random

Someone doesn't know how to be eclectic

STOP fucking replying.

No tits and time stamp no advice. Rule 1 not applied.

>>678644465
>stop being a newfag
>EDUCATE
>EDUCATE
>EDUCATE
>ITS NOT ATTENTION SEEKING
>EDUCATE
>ITS JUST ASKING FOR ADVICE
>EDUCATE YOURSELF
>WE'RE ON 4CHAN /B/
>EDUCATE YOURSELF

>>678646188
Fuck off, newfag. This is a containment board, not a general purpose board.

Timestamp and dick, errr tits, cough, or gtfo

>>678646300
Are you getting technical with me?

I'll see you in the ring.

Im trying to solve the problem though I dont want to break up if there is a way we can work through it, im just not sure how to approach te topic or what I should even do

>>678646723
What you should do is post tits and timestamp

>>678646405
I bet you will ... that's faggot talk

>>678642308
http://youtu.be/t4-7ysD6PNA

>>678646723
you should approach with tits and timestamp, then useful advice will flow forth

>>678645223
post a timestamp because I have a feeling some faggot is posting these pictures and masturbating to our comments

I dont know and I dont care,
the only thing I know is that I eat you like a bear.

>>678646723
>>678645223
seriously, if you are really the girl in the picture, you are gorgeous and if you bf can't accept you for who you are, he doesn't deserve you

>>678647189
Faggot

>>678642308

no shit pic is unrelated, noone would be unhappy with that

Thanks for all the advice /b you really helped me a lot <3

>>678647444
no problem, if you need your pussy licked or something, just post your address and I'll be right over

>>678647444
putting a <3 at the end of your message won't make us call you caitlyn

>>678646265
what is /B/

>>678647628
/13/

>>678647444
now shows tits!

Your boyfriend sounds like an insecure faggot. Dump him he'll never be happy with you if he's not happy with himself

>>678642952
lol, fucking leave the douchbag. He's in his own little world with porn sluts.

You could either dump him and get a guy that isn't from the sounds of it incredibly selfish, shallow, insecure, and autistic like he is or you can do what you'll probably do and stay with him for another year or so before his insecurities and autism cause him to start being abusive (he's getting there already from the sounds of it) and your friends finally make you leave.
Alternatively you're ugly as hell and he's the best you'll ever do so you'll stay with him anyway.

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>>678644465
have you ever heard of >/adv/?

>>678648688
do you think im ugly?

Tits or gtfo
you know how it is 'femfag'

Marleen, if this is you, dump his punk ass, srsly.

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>>678644465
"She" didn't have to say "femfag here."

YOU LEARN THE FUCKING RULES. You don't know shit, please kill yourself you white knight, nigger-cum guzzling, faggot.

>>678642308
why do cunts think they can just post
>im a girl
>gimme attention
>my bf is crazy
>im not showing my tits to you pervs

gtfo

>>678642308
hes trying to put you down to keep you in place and stop you straying. basically hes a cunt

>>678645223
Tits or gtfo

>>678642308
You're boyfriend sounds kind of like a doucher, tell him to fuck off and dress however you like

>>678642308
not that you'll read this, but you look fine. he started dating you for a reason, if you feel that he isn't loving you for you, best time to move on.
short of you being a land yacht i think you're fine.

Git gud.

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>people are still responding to OP seriously

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>>678642308

Lol the retardation of this thread knows no bounds

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>>678651676

>>678645707
But as a femanon , time stamping in the possion is hard ,
Yo

>>678644215
the only real answer here. dont sway to his whims he just knows u can look better than him so go ahead and do it. if hes going to be an asshole when u do then drop him for a better man

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>>678651676
remember when spiderman was used exclusively on wincest threads?
of course not, because you're a newfag who rolled in here sometime around 2014

>>678642674
I've seen this pic enough times to realize he isn't a true gamer. Firstly, the blinds are partially opened and will cause glare on your monitor. Second, he actually goes to the store to buy his games/music/etc look at the huge stack of CDs next to tv. Third, no mousemat and fourth, his hands aren't even in the proper W,A,S,D position. He would get hand cramps after 15 minutes of game time.

>>678646723
>my bf is an asshole
>my bf jacks off to porn all the time and rubs it in my face
>my bf is jealous
>my bf puts me down and makes me feel worthless
>i dont want to break up
women
fucking idiots

>>678651817
Do you remember a time before wincest threads? Probably not because you rolled in here around 2011

>>678651631
why are you posting shit everywhere?

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>>678651998
>do you remember a time before a thing existed
great rebuttal, faggot.

>>678651762
How is that hard? It's pretty fucking easy and it shows us your not some fat Fuckin neck bears looking for attention if you somehow actually are who you say you are dump that piece of shit if he doesn't love you for you then he's not worth being with in the first place and doesn't deserve to have a woman ugly or pretty

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>>678652161
Then you'd know that Spiderman has been around long before then.

>>678642308
Find a new boyfriend

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>>678642674
>mfw im that dude, but too fucking skinny

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>>678652323
>implying I give a shit
I have nothing to prove to you. festering in this shit hole for as long as I have isn't a fucking prize.

STOP WITH THE FUCKING SCAT PORN FFS >>678652021 >>678651965
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>>678651817
>>678651631
>>678651585
>>678651532
>>678651264
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>>678651125
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>>678651036
>>678650979

>>678642962
This. Leave him and get yourself a proper man. Or talk to him about it. If the conversations don´t make the situation better and you don´t feel good being in the relationship, end it. Its best for the both of you.

>>678643659
this

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>>678652522
make me, nigger

>>678652522
This entire thread is scat porn, why should this anon stop when all everyone else posted was shit?

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>>678652479
>Probably not because you rolled in here around 2011
Now tell me that you aren't bragging

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>>678652688
this guy gets it

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>>678652766
>he still thinks I care

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>>678651817
>exclusively
u fucking retard

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>>678652904
>You took the time to reply that many times

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>>678653061
>replying whilst posting scat porn takes any extra effort

>>678644465
gr8 b8 m8. But seriously go kys.

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>>678644465
>she
Have anything to back up that there claim, faggot?

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>>678644465
Are you dense and retarded? Faggot shill knights made up that clause to "welcome females to the community," get the hell out faggot.

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>>678642308
>Asks for advice
>doesnt post tits
>Gets advice

/b/ is dead, and every newfag in this thread killed it

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>>678653161
>But you reply.

3/3
that's the end of my collection

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>>678653469
dammit to hell

>>678651904
>he isn't even le true gamer xDDdd
wew lad

>>678653447
Summer comes earlier every fucking year

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The ride never ends.

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>>678642308

tell him "You're a Certiphied Phaggot. Either I get your attention, or I get guys attention. Choose carefully, or go back to Gays Club".

Btw a bit of chubbiness means smaller probability of being automatically a whoreslut.

Ancient Romans identified beautiness in chubbiness and small breasts - take Juno,
Queen of the Gods, for example.

>>678652538

SAUCE PLZ

>>678653627
Summer never ended

>>678645223
>Rate me?
Obviously not on here for advice m8s.
We can't rate you if you can't follow the rules.
Now timestamp them titties and get to posting 'em or gtfo and stop wasting our time.

>>678653735
Faggotry 2--Electric Jigaboo

>>678642743
exactly

>>678642308
Just exercise. He wants you healthy, not to act like a whore.

>>678642952
Your boyfriend is an insecure cuck who browses /b/
Since you're apparently in to that kind of thing, whenever you finally dump his sorry ass I'm single
I hope I have answered your question to your satisfaction now please, pic with timestamp

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>>678653846
Nice to see another oldfag!

>>678653735
Ancient Romans also fucked young boys. Doesn't mean I should start being a fag.

>>678642962
>an abuse technique

Look up "double bind". He's put you in a situation (whether he's conscious of it or not) that you can't satisfy: damned if you do, damned if you don't. If he doesn't make himself consistent, get out, since this is a crazy-making situation. It will make you crazy, literally.

>>678656037

>Dr. Phil detected

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>>678653354
>>678653439
>>678653579

>>678643821
>cumdumpster
I like that. I'm fucking writing that down. cant wait to call someone that