Welcome to Club Kek. Same rules as usual:
Singles = Fuck off.
Dubs = Get in here!
Trips = Get VIP access.
Quads = You own the club!
Start rolling.
>>678635121
it begins
First one in.
>>678635205
nope
I have money
ayyyyyy lmao
(he says: I can get in.)
>>678635121
ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية ضد القاعدة، ولدي أكثر من 300 يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة وبروتوكول الإنترنت الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن لذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا فقط مع يدي عارية. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، لكم قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف ما القصاص غير مقدس كان لديك القليل "ذكية" للتعليق على وشك اسق
>>678635121
if quads ill close the club
>>678635121
wanna own the club so rollerino
>>678635293
Navy Seals? I see the 300 being at the same place
no one gets in. now check these dubs
>>678635445
move aside
Step aside faggots
whut up my nigguh
>>678635606
No niggas allowed
Why hello, I am not a cop.
Yo nigga let me in...
>>678635781
I said yo nigga let ME IN
>>678635121
Watch this.
Going in
Let me in you big nigger.
>>678636033
noice
>>678636033
Watch it again.
Bring me your finest hoes
rolluminati
Here's my id
here i come
>>678635121
kek
im not even regular
Top snek!
Checkem faggot
>>678635822
checkd
I'm not racist but let's kill all inferior races.
>>678636312
I was so close :(
>>678635121
let us in nigga
Rall
>>678636166
Damn your on a roll...
Rollerino
>>678636387
2 times off by one
check 'em
>>678636366
CHECKD
À yiss
I own u
>>678635121
Rolling straight to the VIP
Rolling for dubs
I belong in, damn it. Just look at me.
Club kek pls
Rolling with dubs
cucks
Rollllllllllllll
Not even for judy?
Kikikikikiki
Let me in.
>>678635121
let me in, big man
Fucking witness me
>>678635121
gimme the chocolate
Chechecheckem
le
My dad works for Nintendo, you have to let me in the VIP
Out of my way
>>678635121
i forgot my id sir
Koll
>>678636166
Shall I try my luck once more?
>>678635121
ayy
>don't be a newfag
>get up
>fap
>open 4chan
>get dubs
please step aside newfags
>>678635121
Let me just stroll past with my dubs here.
>>678636596
OP here. You are automatically disqualified. Get out of here, punk.
I got roofies 《:^DDDDD
rollex
Let me in faggot.
>>678636596
Kys
>>678635121
I dont need your dubs to get in boy
>>678635121
Look big guy, Im the boss now. You better move the fuck out
You already know I'm in. Can't bounce me jive Turkey. Dubs get
>>678637178
Bane?
>>678637178
nope
Now I'm in, where's my drink card?
>>678635121
Im in
hey, Lemme in; I'm on the list.
i own this bitch
roll em
VIP access
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>>678637666
Damnnnnnn son
quints?
>>678637776
One off
im in.
>>678635121
Check em
Look man I have a gun just let me in.
>>678635121
sup
>>678635121
Roll
>>678638052
In I come
Lemme in
who can sell me drugs?
Let me in
yeye
>>678638377
In you come sir
Check
rollin
cmon let me in!
Alright, lets get in here
let me in freak face
Here comez the jerk.
ITS CLOSING TIME BITCHES
Rollin in
Rolling
If dubs, I bring the next 5 posts in with me due to connections.
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>>678638666
oh shit. well this is even better. Get in boys (this post doesn't count)
suh dude
>>678635121
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>>678638760
thx m8
These
It's closed bro
rollerino
leggo
>>678638884
Off by 4
>>678635121
Hhhello
>>678638884
Lets rock
>>678635121
roll
daddys here
>>678635121
can i has pass faggot pussy bouncer?
>>678639122
yay im in
Dubs
let me through nigger
sssss
Heard bitches are nice there, get me in!
c'mon bro
Give my potato water to those girls
dude let me in
VIP coming through
Lemme in
let me in faggot
I'm trying it
>>678635121
>>678635121
outta my way, fags
Haha, Gary!
>>678639344
ayee
Let me in, faggot.
Quads.
Excuse me, move it.
Get in
2 shots and a pint
>>678635121
Hi
>>678635121
Rolling
Reroll for more than dubs
shit
>>678639555
VIP
Rollaids
>>678635121
lemme in faggot
>>678639455
>>678639744
Got in Twice hahaha fucking plebs
k
Rollex
Really ?
Rolling for quads.
How tough am I?
I put dildos in my ass
Without any lube
>>678639914
No, not really. Stay out.
>>678639844
Tfw I don't have a garrge
tool
let me in, nigger
hello this is regional club kek ceo
>>678635121
Step up nigga those are dubs
>>678635121
Ill show you bitches how to skip the line
Save me a seat in VIP
One VIP access please
>>678635121
rolling to get in
Rollzz
Trips get.
rollz
>>678635121
This is my club now
Alright
Rolln boiiii
Drolll
fucking rolling
outta my way you peons. I have VIP trips
Pls mr bouncer
>>678635121
get me in
rell
succ
If quads, renaming the club to "Club Zozzle".
whats up breh
rollz
What about quints?
>>678641034
Alright, rerolling.
>>678639941
Rerool
coming through
roll roll
penis
I EAT NAILS FOR BREAKFAST WITHOUT ANY MILK LET ME IN YOU LITTLE SHIT
Check them
>>678635121
I get dubs now
rolll
Gon git gud
im a kek masta
Boy you better let me in
>>678635121
Imma rollin ma rolllzarrrr
>>678641233
So close
No.
rolly polly
>>678635121
Say my name!
gibe
Drinks is on me boys!
Rallrall
>>678635121
adsggsayibvwybig
Call me flo rida cuz welcome to my club
lemme in
Fuck you you fucking nigger, I get in whatever I want ( except pussy )
re roll
>>678635121
sorry closing down early today lads out you go
You're speaking to the owner
rollo
>>678635121
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678635121
I be into club, yes?
Cmon man let me in ,i got like four dollies
rolll
VIP here
>>678635121
Please mister, I must be on the list somewhere.
Can i come in?
>>678635121
fuck y'all
Hey my girlfriend just went in here with some nigger, let me talk to her real quick pls
>>678635121
Get the fuck out of my way faggot
>>678635121
This thread is. Cringeworthy
May I come in please?
prout
The pinacle of autism
>Why would I go to a fucking club kek when I could be fapping to Hentai in the basement?
>>678635121
co jest kurwa pedały jebane
IM THE OWNER OF THIS CLUB
let me in
move bitch
>>678635121
I would like to enter club kek
Step aside
LET ME IN YOU MISOGYNIST PIGS!!!!!!!
Kekking my way downtown
es
>>678642999
Fuck yeah!