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bumping with some hot tattooed chicks

>>678628564
To these sort of pictures....yes I do. Very much so

>>678628564
Twice a day

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>>678628564

wife got fat on me, so yes.

>60 lbs

>>678628653

>hot
>tattooed

Pick one, you trash.

>>678628564

Kid, no matter how many wives some of us have had, and for how long we've been married, the fapping never stops. Just like Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

Every day. Usually to chubbies.

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>>678628564
yes, once ot twice a week when wife's gone to work, I start 1 hour later.

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op here, this is a bit surprising

then again i'm asking this on /b/

anyone married who doesn't fap?

>>678628564

Why would we stop?

why do you ppl fap? is the sex life not good enough?

>>678628564
>implying that marriage equals sexual satisfaction


All married men fap as much as before they got married. I wouldn't be surprised if they fap less because they can't get enough privacy

>>678629024
because you get your needs met with the wife

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>>678629034
sometimes you might wanna fap to a chubby redhead when your wife is a skinny brunette.

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>>678629052

i wouldnt fap if i had a skinny and hot sexy wife.

but im not attractive, so i settle for any vagina.

>>678628965
>>678629034
it all depends how much sex I'm getting, the weeks where theres more no I'm not fapping

the weeks where theres less. yes

>>678628965

Really, unless the wife is like super-cute/attractive I'd imagine most do fap.

To me... well, I love girls with slender legs. While I love my wife, she does not fit that part. So it happens. I always get home 30 minutes before her when she is working... ;)

>>678629149
better buy a sex slave if you want to determine the amount of sex you have

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I only have sex to masturbate to it later. How the fuck do married men do it?!

>>678629183
the wife is always going to be super cute/attractive to the husband

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>>678628564
More than ever

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>>678629256

through years of trial and error, i know what my possibilities are. sadly, they arent very good. so i'll stick to porn.

>>678629293
You're not married are you?

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>>678628806
Are you me?

>>678629085

realistically she might not be there or up for it at the time and tbqh sometimes you just want a wank to yourself without having to worry about someone else

>>678629272
we have sex when we want to
we fap when the wives don't want to.

>>678628806
Same here, sad face ....

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>>678629034

my wife got fat. i dont find her attractive but i do love her very much. so i just fap every day.

>pic very related.

>>678629397
two years as of the 19th this month

you will always find your wife attractive in some form of the manner, otherwise you'll get a divorce. unless she doesn't find out about your cheating of course

>>678629444
That was never an issue though. I can sex her whenever I want. It's all about taking the long route xD

>>678629137
This
>>678629034
Also sometimes the sex just stops. For a while. Fucking women..

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>>678629405

there's a lot of us like that.

we are Americans after all.

>>678628965
Wife loves it wherever I want to put it.
We get all kinds of freaky. Urethral violation, rape play, anal insertion, you name it.
She gets to squirt everywhere and have an after orgasm pass out session, and I get to fill her with cum while thinking of new ways to play. Why jerk off when she'll do it for me, and get some enjoyment too.

>>678629565
It's been on my mind. But I'd be shallow if I did it because of that. Divorcing is a big thing. Besides she finally started to work out :)

>>678629550
You're 007?

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do you all still watch porn as well?

I usually fap around 4 times a week and have sex 3 times a week

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>>678629680

im not, but its a very good picture to indicate the kind of weight gain im talking about.

>all that fucking cottage cheese kills my erections.

>>678629550
isnt it your duty to address the weight with health concerns and then make an effort with her to stop getting fat? My wife got a bit larger and I mentioned to her that i would help her get fit again if she wanted me too, she immediately said yes and now we work out twice a week

It's good when you don't was the bs of interaction. Quick fap get a load off then go chill.

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I'm laying in bed right now with my wife who is fully nude. We are both on our phones. She is on Instagram and I am on /b/. She knows I have a hard on but she doesn't really care I guess. I'm actually planning on fapping in the shower in about an hour. Fml

>>678629550
bond? james bond?

>>678629635
would still bang dat cute face

>>678629675
im not even judging ya bro, if you want to do it thats on you. just saying, a man and a wife who love each other will find each other attractive no matter what. or one winds up cheating and then divorce is played

married men don't fap, because theyre not satisfied with the sex, they fap because the wife isn't giving them enough sex. which in itself can lead to no longer finding someone attractive

>>678629652
so you don't fap?

>>678629444
Checked

>>678629183
Even if your wife is super attractive, you still end up fapping...

It's like eating same meal over and over. No matter how delicious it is, you still look for other food at some point.

That being said I love my wife very much. and she is okay with me fapping to porn time to time. we get to have sex on weekend twice a week

>>678629635
I hear you.

That pic though - She's pretty hot. She's even a decent chubby.

>>678629863
also see this
>>678629804

Been in 2 long term relationships (8 years and the current one is 4 years) But not married, but i guess it counts as the same.

In the last relationship i fapped almost every day. But in the current one i hardly do it. My girlfriend have a bigger sex drive than me. So its not need, sex is always available when i want it. And several times when i actually would rather just sleep .

So i guess it depends, but i see nothing wrong with jerking one off while the misses is at work or something.

>>678629810
You asshole. Should have fixed the filename when you downloaded.... or perhaps that's the point! Grr

Been with the misso for 8 years. Have regular sex at least 2-3 times a week. Still fap erryday.

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>>678629802

i am of the conviction that people do stuff like that when they want to do it, not when someone else tells them to do it. otherwise, its just a fight and eventual demise.

kind of like any other addiction. if people dont want to quit, no amount of intervention will do it.

>>678628564
I am Cuban Pete

>>678629984
6 here and same boat

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is the fapping better than sex?

best way to stop the wife from getting bigger is to put diet pills in her food

>>678629635

He got skinnier
She got fatter

Coincidence? I hope so...

>>678630187

well, i sort of get to pick who makes me cum...so... yes?

>>678630187
no, its good but not better. imo it gets the job done when she can't due to responsibilities and what not. I'm not gonna cheat, so i fuck my hand

>>678630237
meth

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>>678630237

men have faster metabolisms on the average.

>not a coincidence.

>>678629907
Not unless she wants me to for some reason or another. I am perfectly content to retire the ol meat beater.

>>678629085


HAHAHA you're joking, right?

After 2 or 3 kids you will get some once a month or twice if you are lucky. Or much, much worse.


So yeah, you'll be fapping.

>>678630187
Nah. Just different. Sometimes its nice to just enjoy a fantasy on your own without having to consider getting someone else off too.

>>678630313
2 kids and we average 2 to 3 times a week, sometimes 4

>>678628564
why can't all women wear these types of bikinis at the beach?

not married, but i've lived with girls/had girls live with me. and yeah i still fap. often i'll fuck my gf, then when shes gone to sleep, i'll come to /b/ for fap material and cum all over her face while she's asleep.

of course i fap. the alternative would be to have sex with my wife.

geezus, that was fun for the first 10 or 15 years

>>678630389
the wife lets me fuck her in her sleep from time to time

>>678629927
>Even if your wife is super attractive, you still end up fapping...

This.

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>>678629085

Laughed hard at this one. I'm guessing very few people can say this is true if they're honest

>all these husbands who's wives got fat on them

help lads is this extremely common? i'm going to marry my woman in a few months and she's 171cm 65kg

she's the perfect height and weight ratio i don't want her to be fat

>>678630456
yeah an ex of mine used to like being woken up by a dick being rammed up her arse.

>>678629810

just left wife in bed, same thing. came on 4chin to find pics to fap to. this is our life now.

>>678630519
they get comfortable, no more need to impress. they put on weight, it happens

>>678630519
a 16yo gril moved in with me in like 2008. she was 125lbs when she moved in. 10 months and lots of ice cream later, she was almost DOUBLE that weight.

>>678628806
Don't they all /b/rother.
Worst decision of my life

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>>678630311
sad boyz

>>678630575


Then you need to install jealousy.exe from time to time

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>>678630519

women's metabolisms slow down as they age, and in our current modern lifestyles we spend too much time being sedentary when in the old days we used to have to literally walk or run everywhere and carry shit on our backs..

>we need to catch up evolutionarily to our technology.
>and yes, she will get fat for sure. even a little.

>>678630519

She will gain weight.
How much is a bit up too you.

You have to start telling her when she starts.
If that does not help, you have to start working out with her, help out making healthy foods and so on.

>>678630559
Tell me about it brother

>>678630668
she's a hottie. decent tattoos on a qt3.14 turns me on no end. loads of tatts and piercings, plus insane hair colour/style and slutty/unique clothes, pretty much guarantees that chick is gonna be a psycho in bed. nom.

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Yeah I mean when this is your daughter and her friends how can you not fap?

>>678630770
manipulation doesn't really work in the end. id rather not end up in a divorce. she doesn't like it that i fap.

i tell her well pick up the pace then

>>678630775
>>678630311

They were both fat from the start.

>>678628653
>hot tattooed

You misspelled
>trailer trash

>>678630854
girl in pink is the only one remotely hot, breh.

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>>678629680

>>678629293
Are you 12?

>>678630387
Think carefully. Many roasties and whales lurk those shores.

>>678630379


How old?

I can tell you as late 30s, I don't know ANY married guy with kiss getting anywhere near that amount. And yes, middleaged guys do bitch about it and discuss it with each other.

You've got the lottery pussy. Consider yourself lucky if true.

>>678630951
sure
im tweleve, well go with that.

wooo.... this is very sad to see how much of you having a fat wife now... why dont you change ? why dont you make her run or sports ?
you all amerifats are sad

>>678628564
any moar of this gril?

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>>678629782
fucking hell. this pic is a fucking nightmare

>mfw i want a chubby gf
>mfw my gf can't get fat
>mfw i don't have a face

>>678628564
I don't fap as much as I used to, perhaps 2 times a week now.

But then again, I have sex daily and 90% of the time twice a day or more. So I don't need much fapping, I miss the porn the most, that's why I end up fapping.

>>678630994
just turned 30 in jan. we have a very good relationship. your typical fights that every relationship has, but the communication stays open and we both know what rules were set from the get go. she's 36

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>>678630992
>roasties

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>>678631015

you cant make people do things they dont want to do. they would do it on their own if they wanted to do it. just how it works.

>also, fuck yeah ..murrica bitches.

>>678628564
Yep. Fapped less when we were young and frisky. But I've been with my wife for 8 years. Most times fapping is more fun and less trouble than trying to fuck.

Life is stressful and full of shit that makes you not even feel like it, and it's not like we have any surprises up our sleeves for the bedroom.

That all said and done, we still have a decent enough sex life. Once or twice a month. When we were just getting together we'd fuck once or twice a day. haha.

there's real statistics on this. over 80% of married men fap

>>678630951
>>678631000
see >>678631122


for >>678631079
marry her, it won't be a problem

>>678629782
#rekt

>>678630519

Kids will balloon the fuck out of any woman. It's the sedimentary ones that keep the weight.

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This thread makes me want to kill myself

>>678628564
of course I fap, it's the only way to not cheat

Been with my girl 7 years, I still fap. She's the best sex I've ever had. If one day I can't please her because I've been fapping. Then I will consider it a problem. Until then I'll keep doing both. I can fuck and fap. Her on the other hand she doesn't need to it as often as me. Everyone is different.

>>678630519
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 60lbs

>>678630861
>she doesn't like that i fap
Then tell her to gtfo. Fapping aint cheating. And the fact that she thinks she can control you like that is a huge red flag bro. Shits only gonna get worse once you wife that bitch.

>>678630519
It's common if the man is a useless beta piece of shit.
I've been with my girl for 8 years, and she still works out just for me because I tell her when she gains weight like you're supposed to.

>>678631292
LOL

>>678630034
>>678629782
>>678629635
>>678629550
>>678630311

So how do we specificaly name this phenomenon?

>>678631292
Daymn

>>678631236
>>678631236
>>678631236

>>678631192
gonna propose in about 5 months so yeah it might happen

>>678628564
Yes, pretty much everytime i get the house for my self.

>>678628806
This
Usually fap once a day when she's home, 2 to 5 when she isn't

>>678629927
This poster is not a man, this is a women desperately trying to make sense of the jellyfish she finds in the shower drain every time her husband takes a shower.

does it count if i only edge and never cum from fapping?

>>678629085
Fucking LOL.....

I'm lucky though in that the missus doesn't mind watching a bit of porn and fapping with me occasionally. it hurts the ego a bit at first when you realise that they get just as bored too.

>>678631284
Men having a more demanding metabolism isn't a myth at all. More testosterone, higher average body temperature, more muscle mass by default even if you don't exercise.

>>678631247


Fuckin THIS.


Women are fucking dumb. If they just put out more often 95% of non black guys would never cheat.

>>678631297
I've told her to gtfo, I've already wifed her, it hasn't gotten any worse at all. she doesn't try to control me at all. we just keep a very open honest line of communication, that way we both know what each others problems are before they even become one

tl;dr she may not like it but she doesn't try to stop me.

>>678631356
the married 60

>>678629726
of course, vids and pics
i prefer fapping to pictures

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when I started this thread I wanted to fap

now I want to die

how many of you have tried vr porn?

>>678631475
Fuck you racist

>>678631616
my wife just got a new galaxy 7 so ill probably make her let me use hers haha

>>678630775

>macdonalds

burgers can't even spell their national anthem

>>678631236

Getting married with kids will further this. Life sucks, pal. Get with the program.

>>678631469
Also.. it might shock the younger guys to learn that as you get older your sex drive slows down and quite often you can't even be bothered fapping some days, let alone fucking wifey.

to me marriage has its ups and downs. but its always been more ups than downs and without her i wouldn't be where I'm at now and where ill be in 10 years

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>>678631284

muscle requires more energy. simple physics.

>i just saw this >>678631473 faggot pointing it out too. shit.

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>>678631473
>>678631284

Nope, it's a myth. In fact, the opposite is true, women are able to hold extra body fat without looking fat at all.

So not only do they burn calories just as men do, they have room to slack off and without affecting their figure, yet they still get obese somehow.

>>678628564

On a daily basis. No woman can fulfil my needs and actually... I think I prefer fapping to sex sometimes. Less effort. Some times I just wanna crack one out quick.

>>678631906
>USA

>>678629137
I'll second that motion this is quite fap worthy.

I fap because I can't recreate the fucked up shit going on in my head.

>>678628564
Fapping is the only reason I'm on 4chan.

>>678631712
Life doesn't suck when you have kids. It's fucking amazing. Who cares about having personal freedom all day everyday. Personal freedom didn't get me anything but a fucking drug addiction when I was younger. haha

But my kiddo? My kiddo makes me the man I always wanted to be because I want to see him become a great man. Might turn into an asshole teenager, or might be picturesque young American athlete, who knows who cares, seeing life grow is amazing.

>>678632065
this for 95%

>>678631641


Every one of the black guys (admittedly only 4) in my social group is a serial cheater. One of them will literally fuck the nastiest street whores imaginable.

>>678631906
nice b8 m8 i'll give u an 8/8

>>678631758
Not only your age but the huge weight of the world on your shoulders. If you've got kids too it's even more demanding on you both so sleeping is your number one pastime. As you get older you realise how good it used to be and how you wasted so much time not doing what you wanted to.

>>678628806

>mfw am a gym monkey and have been making my fat wife feel like shit
>cya babe going to the gym
>getting yoked out
>not body builder body but a cut size
>wife was a university cheerleader and high school prom queen
>gorgeous and amazing body
>but after she had our daughter (2nd kid) started gaining a lot
>to try to get her to get back in shape I've been just going to the gym every day
>even my kids like working out
>mfw went to the beach not too long ago with my fatass wife
>can overhear conversations from other women saying I'm a true man for staying with her and she doesn't deserve a "Greek God like him"

Luckily though it's finally set in her head to lose weight

But to answer main op yes I fap mostly It's too hard to have sex with my wife she gets worn out quick after cumming one time

>>678632130
You sound like a fag. Might have something to do with mens' testosterone dropping after not being on the prowl and putting up with some woman's shit for years until he finally succumbs.

Sounds like you have stockholme's syndrome.

>>678629388

I <3 this girl.

>>678632058
True DAT!

>>678632199
>implying it's bait to try and invalidate it
Nice try, nigger. The truth hurts, fatty.

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>>678631906

judging by that chart my wife is 50% fat.

>mfw she used to be hottie.

>>678631808
Plus the fact men are more likely to bother getting up of their arse to do stuff. Women generally don't have hobbies other than socialising and or eating/drinking with friends (aka - socialising)

>>678632266
Jesus, how big is she?

>>678630187
Yes it is when you are talking about sex with a fat woman. It is just as bad as sex with a woman who refuses to shave.

>>678632176
Great sample size. Maybe you just hang around sleazy guys. What's scary is that you actually believe that shit.

Get educated

>>678632292
Virgin detected.

>>678628806
a few exes of mine got planetary over the years but i was out of the atmosphere by then.

current gf is a qt but she drinks every night and eats really inconsistently and i can see her metabolism going to shit.

>>678628564

Yeah all the time. We have a good sex life. She dresses up in different outfits for me, we do bondage stuff, she role plays as a little girl, she'll do rape role play, she'll suck my dick whenever I want, anal is always in play. She does pretty much anything I ask.

Even with all that, I still love porn and I still fap often. It's not that I'm dissatisfied with our sex life, degrading porn and fapping is something I enjoy

>>678632292
aside from the personal freedoms shit i feel anon. But I'm allowed to do whatever i want. plus my job is very high paced and all over the place, which she participates in as well. building a kid up to not fail is a good feeling, even if it can irritate you to no ends at times

>>678632292
Sounds like you're just a young guy afraid of the big responsibilities in life.

You'll get there. It's hard when you grow up without values, you have to learn them yourself, but you'll get there.

>>678628564

Yup.
Sometimes we're both too knackered, and as my sex drive is quite a bit higher, I need to have one off the wrist a few times a week.

>>678632403
She's a big girl now she's 2 steps after thick

>>678631712
>life sucks
I'm pretty sure marriage was/is the problem dummy

>>678632439


Yeah, that's a pretty good sample size

You ain't fooling anyone but yourself. You're not even black, are you? Probably don't even know or hang out with any black people irl.

>>678629675

Credit to her man, every time i mention gym to my wife she gets shitty because in her mind im insinuating she's fat.

She's not - yet. But she's far from in shape.

>>678632507

>>678632499
>I'm allowed to do whatever i want
>I'm allowed to do
>I'm allowed

Who ALLOWS you nigger..

>>678631122
Be me. Previous longterm relationship with gurl that was freaky. Had sex 8 times in one day. Blowjobs all the time. She masturbated in class while in college. But it didn't last. Get married to new girl. Wife had much lower sex drive but enjoyed it. Still having sex twice day on average first three years. Blowjobs almost nonexistent. Had kid by c section because birth canal too narrow. Ends up thinner after kid than before. Pussy amazing seems tighter too for some reason. Her 5,11 and 140 pounds. Tight ass, firm titties even after kid. However sex drive went to zero. Still she knows my drive. We average once a day. Me 34 her 30.

>>678632130
finally an optimistic post

Def still fap. The days I KNOW we are having sex especially. Always good to be able to please your wife without blowing your load in 1 min. Also sometimes you just need to whack it and she's either asleep or tired or at work.

Wife def satisfies me but sometimes you need self pleasure boys.

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I beat that thing like it owes me money.

Yep
Wife is a bitch and works nights. I either fuck her friend down the street or fap nearly every night. Pretty sure she knows, pretty sure she knows no one else will have her fat rude ass if she leaves me also.

>>678632642
Not even going to continue this exchange. You are incredibly closed minded

>>678628806
>get married they said
>have kids they said

>>678632130

You can't deny that plenty of things suck the older you get. Just because one aspect is great, which I agree it is, there's plenty that's shit. Also you got a drug addiction when you were younger doesn't mean the average Joe will throw their youth away until they find stability in their life. Being young is an amazing time of life that shouldn't be wasted but almost always will be looked back on with regret about not getting the most out of it. That being said I enjoyed my youth but look back missing the freedom and endless possibilities.

>>678632717


30?

You're fucked. In 8 to 10 years you will be contemplating suicide. If it's that bad now.

>>678632702
myself, were not slaves. if i want to go out, ill go out. if she wants to go do something then go do something.

we both understand that being around each other 100% of the time isn't nessicary.

anon saying he doesn't need personal freedom may indicate beta-ness to a degree but the rest of what he says isn't false

>>678631808

Dr Steve Brule on the right

>>678630802

>telling a woman she's gained weight
>expecting a rational response

What kind of a bikini is the op girl wearing

>>678630575
this

>>678632789

"Incredibly closed minded"
Lol, nice wording poindexter.confirmed for dumb white kid who knows no black guys. Enjoy that ivory tower idealism.

>>678628564
Single men of /b/.
Do you still lie about being married?

>>678631284
>that gif

ugh

>>678632208
>As you get older you realise how good it used to be and how you wasted so much time not doing what you wanted to.

But your younger years are referred to as your 'wasted years' for just that reason...

41 y/o fag here

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>>678632458
>got planetary

my fucking sides.

>>678632292
>Sounds like you have stockholme's syndrome.
I havent laughed years like this because of a post

>>678632909
Meh it's okay. She's getting her mojo back. Post partum is a bitch. We still fuck a lot and she's into sport fucking. The blowjob thing bothers me but she pukes on the semen. She'll do it just can't but in her mouth to completion.

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>>678628564

you married they hand you the piece of paper
AND THEN PENIS FALLS OFF
<< fap no more chap

>>678632582

I know plenty of non married people who are worse off than I. Enjoy dying alone you silly cunt

>>678632717
keep fighting the good fight

the one single thing that has been different in this relationship rather than all my other horrible ones is a very honest open communication.

tell your old lady you feel as if your not getting your needs met enough.

they may cry and feel hurt. but in the end they'd rather cry and feel hurt then have the relationship ruined by not communicating.

i love my wife, but i also know her sex drive isn't as high as mine. if we fucked 3 times a day, id never fap. but we don't so i fap. fill in where she can't and she's ok with that might not like it, but she's ok with it cuz she understands i have a higher sex drive as well

>>678632607

She went Full Guido

You never go Full Guido

>>678632765
hell yeah dude, good moral values. A+

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>>678633017

>>678633128


The amount is good, once a day and all, but the reluctance and "not into it" are bad signs. Mine hit that level around 36 or so and our sex life fell off a cliff then. 30 is a worrying sign of what's to come.

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Yup! But not as often. Mostly I fap to thoughts of ex gfs and what they did for me that the wife rarely does. pic kinda related

>>678633075

Hell yeah. Such is life.

>>678632894
Plenty of things suck the younger you are. I was an adventurer as a young man. Unhealthy, but I enjoyed my youth.

Don't force your narrative on me because you are afraid of the future, or are jaded by your experiences.

Life is only as fantastic as you allow it to be. I never stopped learning, I never stopped exercising. Somethings are no longer as fun to me, but that's not a big deal because I have an open mind and a desire to always challenge myself an learn new things.

Life is great, bud. If you are already getting a little older, or you are posting all of this because you've had a few bad experiences and are afraid of that old age, then trust me it is only as bad as you let it be.

Learn to play music, get fit and learn different physical hobbies like handbalancing, or dancing, or being a strong powerlifter, learn to create rather than consume, meet new and interesting people, always do exactly as you want to do within the context of your life and the boundaries of your responsibilities.

I went through my ups and downs, everyone does, [my very ups, and my very very bad downs] but if you have a GROWTH mindset you never feel very old.

Love life and use your mind and you will always feel alive and well despite how much experience and age might try to dampen your spirits.

>>678632765
you're wasting your life away if you really are in that situation


its about self respect and your own standards

>>678633128
try the face for an exhilarating feel.

lol

>>678629984

Envious. I've also been in a relationship for the past eight years...but I think we have sex once every week, if that.

I just got the lecture last night about making her feel pressured to having sex...bummer.

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>>678628564
you're fucking retarded

>>678633359
This is acceptable weight gain but my wife has put on easily 50lbs and is 5'2"
She's like a goddamn ogre now

>>678629340
This body makes me want to fap right fuckin now

>>678632760

Do you also drink Absinthe?

>>678633575
She is black

>>678632858

Look on the bright side

At least her tits got bigger

>>678633544
so you guys know each other?

>>678633528


Get out while you can.

I am 44. It gets WORSE not better. I feel so cheated of the last 12 years.

>>678633664
You don't say

This thread is why you find women who would still be cute even chubby

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>>678633671
>Look on the bright side
she also provides shade for small animals and children

>>678629340
oh dear god sauce

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>>678628822
>can't deal with different tastes in women
>Lashes out like an autist
>Is an autist

kek

>>678633734
You gonna fap to a fucking monkey?

>>678631153

Would much rather have the one on the right, left is borderline anorexic.

>>678633267
Thanks bro
>>678633475
Believe me I know it. Our only child is 17 and will be going to college before too long, I fully intend to leave her once he's gone. It'll just be easier that way

>>678629782
God damn! I'd say i felt bad but my wife did the exact same thing. I didn't know there were so many of us...

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this thread is so true I want to diaf

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>>678633122

>>678633575
>>678633774
this much plastic is bad for you, you knooooow

>>678633960
>nothing of value was lost

>>678633787
this guy must feel awesome in his basement.

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>>678633802
Fapping to that gif not your mom faggot

>>678634002
Beat me to it

>>678633960
women usually age like their mother, tbh if her mammys bangin, she will be

Wife of 6 years is about 145lbs, 5'10" I tell her that when she hits 160 I'm leaving her

>>678629927
Sometimes you need to take care of yourself even if you get plenty of sex i feel

>>678633889
why wait though. lets go the route of not even respecting her. why put yourself through that, don't you think you'd have a better life if you just left her now?

>>678632956
depends on the woman

probably shouldn't EXPECT one, though, at least not at first.

>>678634022
ikr

>>678633920
DON'T CARE.

Im 22 my gf is 17 5ft3 107lbs blonde/black hair very slender slight bubble but i love destroying her little holes but god damn does it get boring sex with 1 person for extended periods of time is just boring 3 years for me now

>>678628564
More than when i was single. :(

>>678634179
lol aight homie i getcha

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I prefer yolandi to anyone posted in this thread so far

>>678634202
thats because she's getting to old for ya bud

>>678634045
whats her name?? sauce!!

>>678634202
Yeah... Well I'm a navy pasta seal