Fucking cont. OP

Bumping for genuine interest. Love these even if fake.

>>678605537
Did you ever wake up?

>>678605789
If he is writing this in real time, we might be here for a while.

>>678605537
What did the alien do to You? ????

>Wake up and its dark outside
>My face is half frozen and I can feel the swelling in my leg
>Start crying because shit I'm gonna fucking die
>If imma die Imma die not so cold
>Crawl over to a grouping of rocks that sort of block the wind, about twenty feet away
>Looking for satellite phone, checking my pockets nonstop
>Look over to where I was before, I can see the yellow blinking light on the antennae
>I'm having a panic attack at this point, I'm going to die
>Start preying to god, 'please help I know I'm a terrible person please god save me'
>Look up and start to crawl back to phone
>About half way there and I can see a dim light far far to my left, at least a mile.
>Noway.jpg
>Start yelling for help but light keeps moving up the mountain slowly but surely
>Yelling and screaming like a dying man, oh wait.
>Finally the light stops and for a while it looks like it isn't moving
>After five minutes my vision is a little blurry but I can here someone yelling, not in english.
Cont.

>>678607045
Continue to

>>678607255
checked. also bump

op pls

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>>678605537
>but I want to find out if you guys got info on these guys.
Yeah I'll ask my gardener

>>678607045
Any news about your accident maybe u were delusional when u panicked

>I start to yell back then it starts speaking english
>"Where are you?" His voice was high pitch but you could tell it wasn't a kid, hard to explain.
>Start yelling that I'm in the middle of a clearing
>All of sudden I see a small figure literally run up a rock face onto the clearing.
>Drops his lantern and picks me up fireman style
>At this point I am literally thanking the lord jesus christ and all his buddies.
>After a little bit of calming down from the pain and the cold I realize this guy is really weird
>Small stature, thin, little fingers.
>I swear I am not making this up. He is wearing a hoodie, khaki shorts, boots, and gloves that's it.
>I try not to pass out because if I fall asleep I may die
>Try to stay focused on this guy's running pace,
>He is running at full speed nonstop with a 190 lb guy on his back.
Cont.

>>678608186
Fucking kek

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Waiting for the conclusion, eagerly

>>678608390
So he's like roger from American dad?

>>678608390
average super hero

Keep it going sir

Bumping for the Ayy lmaos

Did he take off your pants and probe you with his child little thin fingers?

>>678608390
>soon I realize he is about to drop me off at my auntie's place
>my auntie lives in Bel Air
>and that's how I became the fresh price of Bel Air.

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>>678608585
as am I. bump

Weird how I was just watching shit on Aliens

bumping 4 spooky spacemen

>>678608628
Roger is based off of the grey aliens, as is Paul, and mentioned in both they were common aliens that sent their images to be portrayed so that we would not fear their kind. They are all assholes though, waiting for OP to mention getting fingered

>>678609562
Fucking righteous holo gif

Did you ask the alien to jerk you off with its alien hand? Never got a hand job from an alien before....

>>678609494
You could have put a little more effort into that...

b um p

>I realize he's an alien when I start to come to
>see him holding up a glowing finger
>takes me to his space ship
>he undresses me
>science tables
>alien bends me over
>no lube slides finger in butthole
>being probed
>Auntie
>Bel-Air

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bump, here is this for shit to do while we wait

>"We're almost there kid, don't die."
>Kid? I'm in my mid twenties and short stack is calling me a kid
>Pass out again
>Wake up with only my shirt on, I'm panicking
>WhereamI.jpeg
>"Calm down, the more you move the more likely I'll mess up"
>Look around and figure out I'm on the floor
>Look down my savior is taking a scalpel to my leg
At the time I didn't know this would save my life
>Try to get away but he grabs my leg and jabs me in the thigh with a needle
>Shit starts to get slow then I'm out
>I wake up slowly, at first all I can make out is the smell of apples
>Then I look around, I'm on a love seat.
>My leg is propped up under a bunch of pillows and blankets with a metal brace and wooden plank keeping it straight
>Then I can hear what seems to be music but that's like nothing I've ever heard, like techno opera music in a weird language.
Cont

>>678610187
slightly better

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Please cont.

>I'm breathing harder and slower
>my legs still numb and I could feel my hands freezing
>this things take me to a random cabin in the rocky mountains
>its all wood and there's something glowing
>it takes off the hood
>holy shit I can't believe my eyes
>why is he here?
>it's...
>it...... is.....
>JOHN CENA!DUN DEN NA DUN!!!

>>678610517
plz continue OP, this is gud

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Jesus fuck, OP, can you be any slower? This fake shit isn't even going to be worth it when you finish in 20 years.

>Now, this is the story all about how
>My life got flipped-turned upside down
>And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
>I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

>In West Mount Elbert, early December
>On the rocks is where I spent most of my days
>Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
>And all of the sudden a blizzard on the rock

>When a foreign alien who was up to no good
>Started makin' trouble in my rock
>I got anal probed and my mom got scared
>And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"

>>678611095
weak/10

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>>678611095
ehhh, 6/10

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bumping, hurry up OP

>>678610517
>techno opera music in a weird language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA

I have a feeling this is gonna end in a joke, but I have seen 3 UFOs in my life time, so a part of me says this is real. Still, this is /b/ after all only a fool will find these tales as true.

>>678611095
>>678610187
>>678609494
at this point im waiting for this guy to come up with new shit because OP is slow

>After a few seconds I feel the pain of my leg coming back
>AHFUCK.gif
>"I'm almost done give me a moment"
>I start crying and yelling
>Short stack comes in, now I have a better idea of what he looks like
>Roughly five foot four, very white skin, beautiful light blue eyes, thin but toned, he looks like he is sweating.
>"Alright alright, relax."
>Nig is trying to calm me down, my leg is fucked up though.
>Opens a box with a weird symbol on it and starts going through it until he comes out with a needle and jabs me with it
>After a few seconds my entire body feels numb to the pain.
>"Alright kid, listen, I'm almost done with my dinner, so just relax. I know you can't feel it but if you get up then you will ruin the three hours of work I put into that leg."
>He turns his back to me and grabs a magazine from the table and hands it to me then walks back in his kitchen.

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>>678611744
the fuck?
>almost done with my dinner

last bump from me

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OP, what you need is a log.
Logs have the capability to record what happened, when it happened, where it happened, and who did it. One of the primary purposes of logging is to allow someone, such as an administrator or security professional, to identify exactly what happened and when.

Pic related, it's a log.

>>678612021
guess he was eating apples
>Aliens love apples
>Apple farmers make it to the true heaven

>>678611095
You're getting there champ

>>678612317
fucking kek

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I like to imagine the alien has a new jersey accent.

>>678611744
OP, I am putting a lot of stock in you not bullshitting. This is a good story and I'm way too fucked for sleep, don't donk it up.

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Tfw everyone walks the dinosaur

so who else has the fresh prince theme stuck in their head now?

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Ayy

>>678612919
Try Hotline Bling, if you've never played Octodad there's a mod you need to download once you do.

Oh come back

>the alien reenters the room and tells me that dogs are similar to cows, as in; if you masturbate them to the point of ejaculation, milk comes out
>he said that he too was similar to a cow, which made me giggle uncontrollably because the very thought of him being a cow then was so dubious
>he could not control himself either...
>before I knew it, he had both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and pinned me to a wall using his lips
>his other hand grabbed my hair and yanked it down, bringing my face up, and his lips upon mine
>my tongue tentatively stroked his and joined in a slow, erotic dance while his erection was against my belly
>suddenly, he tugged my panties off and threw them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs; his erection springed free.
>he leant down, and my fingers moved rhythmically around his cock, my thumb circling and pressin
>I felt like Icarus flying too close to the sun. I pulled on his cock like my life depended on it.
>my body convulsed at the sweet, stinging milk shot into my eye.
>my nipples harden and elongated from the assault, and I moaned loudly.
>after we were finished, we then lied down, panting together, waiting for our breathing to slow.
>he gently stroked my hair … “Boy … I Survived”, I said. Its wasn’t so bad. I was more stoic than I had thought.
>he slid beside me, and pulled me into his arms. Careful not to touch my stinging behind, we were spooning.
>he kissed me softly beside my ear and gently whispered, “would you like a glass of milk".

>>678605537
>Spent about a week week week
>On fucking Mount Elbert bert bert
>A blizzard, flat ground or I'm fucked 'cause I'm really weak weak weak
>Climb climb climb FUCKING ROPE SLIPS
>Fall about twenty feet
>Reposition myself my fucking legs snaps oh snap (snap snap)

At this point I am more than confused. I think this guy is some weird mountain man.
>After a few minutes of me reading this shitty woodworking magazine he comes back in with two bowls
>Sets one in my hands and gives me a spoon
>"Don't worry it's stew, you'll like it"
>I'm hungry
>Start eating that shit really fast, literally some of the best food I have ever eaten in my life but it is cold
>He sets his bowl over a candle, apple scented, then begins eating
>I then realize the big thing, no finger nails.
>"Are you alright? Where's you're finger nails?" I heard they freeze off but it looks natural
>"I thought you were here for the UN, I guess that proves me wrong." He stopped eating so he can get back into the box he got the pain meds from.
>"Why were you up here alone, you should know that blizzards will throw you off cliffs easily." He's setting stuff on the table
>"I expected this to be a quick climb and the blizzard should have hit last night, but still what about you nails."
>"I don't grow them."
Cont.

>>678613645
FAstEr

Dude, why is this alien Mark Harmon?

>>678613645
UN?! The Ultimate Nullifier?! You're telling me this ayy lmao is packing that much heat?!

Worst OP ever
Try to type faster than my grandma is dying

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>>678613645
You're just making this stupid shit up as you go, it's taking you 20 fucking minutes per post with only 12 lines.

>>678613645
OP someone else making this up on the spot would do it faster than you

>>678607045
>wake up and it's fucking dark outside
>my face is frozen but it's just one side
>Imma die Imma die Imma die yeah
>Imma die Imma die but Imma die warm
>Crawl to phone, see a light, see an alien, and I aint dying cold, yeah!

>>678614101
I'm 100% convinced that that's exactly what he's doing.

Are you typing on a phone?

>>678613645
Keep it going OP.

>>678613645
What the fuck? Nigga please, this is starting to sound likeffects a book I read in summer school about a boy that got lost in the woods. Then a mountain man saved him. He went back to the city and wrote a fake ass story about his he fight a bear with a pocket knife. When he's actually a little bitch that got carried away on the back of a unknown native mountain tribe. You reading a book to us aren't you? Mother fucker.

>>678614222
meh. nice trips

>leg starts to hurt worse
>short man jabs my leg
>"you've fucked up, you're leg is screwed"
>starts to cry
>man grabs saw, cutting it off
>"it's okay, I'll make a flesh light for you
>able to fuck my own leg
>a bit happy now
>full on boner
>alien lets one tentacle out to stroke my meat
>inks on alien's face
>ET fists my ass while phoning home

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>>678614341
a book would be faster

Maybe the government got him before he could finish

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Bump

>>678613319
kek'd

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I'm a robot

>What.png
>"What do you mean you down grow them? Did they fall off because of the cold?"
>He laughs at me
>"Trust me the cold around here couldn't hurt me and I've never had finger nails. Me and you kid, we're different."
>We talk back and forth and I'm thinking in my head this guy is an inbred fucking mountain man
>"Kid listen, I'm gonna patch you up until you're good for flight then I'm gonna call my buddy to come get you."
>I'm perfectly fine with this I want to go home, I had too many near life experiences today
>Keep eating my stew and eventually finish it
>I start looking around his house, literally wall decorations, all white walls with a few door ways.
>"So why do you live on the mountain."
>"Its cold up here. Why do you not live in the mountains."
>He's mocking me
>"Because it's too fucking cold up here"
>"Stop being a smart ass, I saved your life you should be grateful this supplies isn't cheap."
>Stop trying to talk shit so I can lean up to see what he's doing
>He's organizing the medical supplies in the box
>All of it is in vials or shots
>A few scalpels and knives but that's it
>Realize after a bit he isn't organizing it as much as counting it
Cont.

>>678614903
oh shit

>>678614903
Ok, I'm buying none of tgis...but I am entertained so please continue

>>678614903
interest is dropping

>>678614903
anyone else thinking this alien talks like humphery bogart?

OP is gayyyy lmao

>he realizes there's a scalpel missing
>realized he dropped it on the floor
>we both get eaten by uncle Phil

Why the fuck don't you pretype your texts? It ain't that hard to think about this

>>678615176
I'm imagining him with Seth Rogen's voice unfortunately.

>>678614903
When do you fight him and prove to him our human muscles are super strong?

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This tale has lost its magic

Can someone send me the greentexts? I'm falling asleep

>>678615504
just keep your computer on with [Update] checked off

>>678615436
I think it's just getting good tbh.

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Hurry Up OP Yoda's Not Please.

>gets picked up by alien with distorted strange voice and body
>suddenly in a kitchen having a full blown dialogue with blue eyed person saying shit like 'kid stop being a smart ass lmao'

this is what happens when you drag shit out OP

>>678615436
Me and my sister saw an alien ship before no lie so i wanna hear his story too.
also currently marathoning
xfiles on netflix

Might want to screen cap this I am getting tired and may have to cont tomorrow.
>"I'm Anon by the way."
>"Nice to meet you Anon I'm Tuufan"
>Cool Name
>We talk for a little while about the mountain until he says its time we both hit go to sleep
>"I'm gonna be going to bed now, you may be able to walk by the morning if you're lucky, if not there's some crutches under the love seat."
>"Wait, by the morning, what do you mean?"
>He's about to explain but waves it off and walks away
>Spend the night thinking about the past events
>This guy, this little guy, saved my life, doesn't care about the cold, has weird ass meds, and doesn't have finger nails.
>My first thoughts is that he is like a fucking Yeti or something but the thought fades
>This fucker must be an alien
Cont.

Finish this shit you mother fucker

>>678614903
>It's not long after the stew that I after feeling drowsy
>I slowly start falling asleep and the last thing I hear before the next day is "you're going to be alright"
>The next day come, I wake up lying on my stomach, my head hurts like hell
>I see the guy in front of me, he is holding a bat with barbed wire
>He then starts playing eenie meenie miney mo, something about killing one of us with the bat, yeah, there is more people with me.
>Next thing I know I'm inside a van with the people
>He drops us off in the woods, and there are other people with guns pointed at us.
>For some reason my arm is messed up, like it's been shot
>I hear a bang and this dude with this pistol cured my arm. Then the guys disappear but two of the people that came with me are tied up, telling me to get away.
>I get away and somewhere along the way, I encounter the people that were previously tied up. They want me to come with them.
>We all return to our base camp
>Some time later, an old lady returns too, no idea where she's been.
>The old lady goes back to her home to find a sleeping guy, probably her husband.
>The husband wakes up and goes out, the lady then reads some kid of letter, something about a safe heaven for zombie apocalypse survivors.

>Shit is so cool

>>678616030
fucking
finish it

you faggot

>>678616030
>Might want to screen cap this I am getting tired and may have to cont tomorrow.

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've waited too damn long for this story. Finish this shit tonight or I'll find you and probe your ass with a baseball bat

>>678610094
>>678610094
jesus youre fucking stupid its not over yet

>>678616280
>not an alien btw

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OP? Oh there you are, I've been looking for you. You remember me right, I am doctor Huan, from the clinic. Come with me now, we have all been worried sick, don't ever walk away again

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bumping with alien stuff

>>678616498
Cuz that ain't the kind of thing an alien would say...

>>678616030
Fucker you better continue, kept my ass up even after all the molly in my system.

>>678611594
your autism is showing

>>678616586


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLAMO!

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>>678616586
>again, NOT an alien, I repeat, NOT an alien!!!

>>678616454
that was me writing that, and that was pretty much it

Anyone ending with 'cont' isn't seeking advice or help. They're attention seeking. Fuck yourself

>>678616030
You better finish ya bastard

OP better finish this shit

>>678616892
Actually it's short for "continue"
It means the poster will continue the post dialog in another post, and is quite common.

But don't worry you'll learn all kinds of new things the more you "lurk" some thing you should be doing, before posting.

Hey OP, 2 days afterwards, did your leg fall asleep for like 3 hours straight

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>>678616892
Cont

>>678616179
that's the walking dead season fin, backwards

Fucking finish OP

>Wake up the next morning and my leg is out of the binding and at an angle
>Feels like some fat trucker kicked me in the shin with steel toed boots.
>Smells like straight up blood in this damn house.
>Try to get up but decide after a few minutes I should use the crutches
>Start making my way around the house
>It is literally fifty degrees in this house and that is the max
>Keep going through the rooms until I can hear him listening to his weird music
>He's behind his house with a butchering knife cutting up a goat
>I watch him for a while
>He literally takes everything out of it and sets it in a bucket
>Half this shit is inedible to humans, keyword.
>He's walking in but I know I can't get away fast enough so I just stand there
>"Why do you use all of that?"
>"Could've told me you were awake, I can't waste any of this stuff, I only get a goat every other week and it's the only meat they bring me."
>"Couldn't you just grow stuff?"
>"Want me to die?"
>Totally confused at this point so I decide to go back to the couch to rest my leg.
Cont

>Tuufan walks back a few moments later just in breifs
>pretty sure hes rocking a semi
>"hey uhh... i forgot to ask, do you, like, have a girlfriend?" scratching the back if his head as he asks
>explain i have a wife and 7 kids
>he looks visibly upset and clutches his lanky hands
>"oh is that right..."
>"be right back"
>he turns quickly and walks off swiftly
>hear lots of rustling and crashing
>"WHERE IS IT? IM SURE IT WAS RIGHT HERE!"
>tension rising i feel my heart rate elevate quickly
>prop myself up with my elbows and forearms to see if i can see whats going on
>the noise stops, breif moment of silence felt like am eternity
>he enters back in the room with his hands behind his back
>notice hes sporting a very sinister look on his face
>"w-whats going on?" i tremble

Cont.

>>678617322
jesus christ op you're typing like a word a minute and the story has no progression. go back to acting class

>>678617619
you better be shitting me with this crap, OP

if he drops a dildo on the floor and fucks you like a dinosaur I'll fucking kill you

>>678617619
a cliffhanger!!!!

I get it now, just like the walking dead, but you were actually hanging off a cliff and now you give us this bullshit

>>678617796
you should become an author

Someone please save all this. Passing out but I wanna know the rest

>"So I got a question, what exactly are you?"
>He stops what he's doing and smiles at me.
>"I've been waiting for you to ask, it's quite simple actually. I'm what you would call an alien Anon."
>Where is your planet
>What is you mission here
>Why do you like the fucking cold
>How many of you are here
>Are you alone living in this house
>Do you give birth
>Do you hate people
>Why are you trying to take over the world
For the first few minutes I am bombarding him with questions with out letting him answer any.
Fake op>>678617619
Cont

>>678617995
Uncle Phil fists OP and the alien jerks off with his seven cocks listening to actual recordings of dinosaur mating calls. Go to bed.

>>678617619
>when he came back, he had the largest dildo I've ever seen. Like a horse's but bigger.
>He gave it to me to hold it, but it was heavy so it fell on the floor.
>He looked clearly upset that I dropped it but told me not to worry.
>He then asked me to fuck him like a t-rex with the dildo, I had no idea what that meant but I did it anyways
>It was the weirdest shit I've done in my life.

Cont.

>>678618266
Shut the fuck up this is serious rape here.

>>678618121
<3 I didn't stay awake for no reason

So Tuufan does answer my questions, but I feel like I should've asked more.
>Well I am originally from an outpost only a few lightyears away.
>I'm a geologist
>I'm naturally better adapted to it than humans.
>Well I am alone here but I know a couple who lives is far west of the Rockies. Most of the others life in Greenland.
>Yes we do but I'm a male so not technically.
Going to bed.

Listen here OP, and you listen good. I have could've finished my research paper but I didn't. I wanted to read your cool sounding arien story. Its been a fucking hour and You've posted like 7 times. You fucked me op. You bent me over and you fucked me. But if you get off now, you're bamboozling me. And believe me, you wont like me when I'm bamboozled.

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>>678618787
fucking seriously

>>678618851
Finish your research paper kid, quit procrastinating and blaming OP. Close /b/ right now, and go!

dude seriously dude, i should have passed out so long ago im working a double shift tomorrow and you fuck me like that

>>678618787
Do you realize how many people are waiting for more of the story??
I mean at least give us a time you will post

im a little ticked off OP

a little ticked off

>>678618787
. . .

>>678618787
oh you faggot, the story is fake, you're gonna 404 the thread and never come back.
god fucking dammit, I wanted to believe.

>>678618787
The only reason I made this greentext was to see if any of you know anything about these things. Tuffan said they were called dorati or doradi, hard to remember. Small, thin, white, blue eyes, really old but look young, no finger nails. Any info on these guys?

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>>678618787
Wow, to think I didn't believe it could have been any shittier, but you certainly proved me wrong by ending in the worst possible way. You fucking suck at making stories, kill yourself.

>>678618787
holy shit OP, don't do this to us

>>678619058
i know all about them

>>678618787
Fuck you OP, fuck you.

>>678618787
>>678618890
>>678618996
>>678619010
>>678619027
>>678619058
>>678619063
>>678619064

Better screencap and wait for tomorrow's cont. looks like that's it

I guess this is a spoopy/supernatural stories in general thread now.

>>678619064
>>678619063
>>678619027
>>678619010
I will post around 5 pm central us tomorrow I guess I have work in like four hours.
And please answer >>678619058

>>678619058
Yes. Do you want me to greentext you the facts?

>Cont.

>>678619278
Yes please

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>>678619231
this is a weird one

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>>678619231
whoops, wrong one

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>>678619058
>went to Rockies last year for vacation
>saw a guy like this on a trail, just assumed he was another hiker with a skin condition or something

>>678619518
Did he where a gap hoodie?

>>678619332
Ok hold on

>Cont.

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I will return tomorrow at 5pm central, do you guys have any info on them?

>>678619841
No nigga, God damn. If you're still up just keep posting. I'm not gonna be back on until 11pm tonight (5am now).

>>678619346
spoopy. what is that one about tho

>>678619841
This is bullshit and I'm hanging myself, I don't believe!

>>678619617
Plain white T shirt. I thought it was weird he didn't have a jacket or anything.

>>678619058
Kinda sounds like a mix between a Nordic and a Grey

>>678620101
One of those "text the last gril you were talking to 'you're beautiful" or something like that and post results and the fucking actual girl posted in the thread.

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kek

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>>678619389
>gorp
I lost my shit, man.
that seems pretty terrifying.
I ran into pic related while camping innadesert.
no, it's not a normal grizzly, I don't know what the fuck it is.
pic is edited from normal grizz, note the 3 back humps, bigass claws, and tusks.

>>678619058
/x/ Should be able to help alot sounds alot like a Tall White

>>678620880
greentext this NOW m9

>>678610745
Kek

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its my birthday in two weeks, my serious gf of two years broke up with me three days ago, my parents got into a fight and momma kicked dad out of the car on the side of the road. i drove around for two hours looking for him before finding out he used the phone at a bp with a bloody nose to call a girl named nikki, this story is the only enjoyment i have had since our break up (found out she was cheating on me for almost two weeks) please finish the story bring that feeling of normal back to me...at least for a little bit

>>678605537
>mount elbert
>can be done in 2 days at most
>spent about a week moving in the appropriate climbing patterns
>climb climb climb fucking rope slips
>my satellite phone

As somebody who actually does mountaineering I can tell you that you're full of shit just from this information, the alien part isn't even necessary

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>>678620961
kind of a long one so might be multipart, not sure.
>be 14 at the time
>be with friends family
>all science nerds, which is neat
>i go off to fuck around or take a shit or whatever
>find hatch in the middle of the desert
>like a submarine hatch
>be retarded and pop that fucker open
>rusted as shit, hard as hell to open
>get it open
>fall in since lolshittyladder
>hobble my way down this shaft thing, it's like a big drainage pipe
>hear something, sorta like "yall" and "hello" put together, so "hyallloooo"
>figure it's a human
>yell "anybody there? I hurt my ankle real bad"
>nothing
>i should've fucked off at this point, did not
>continue onwards
>end up at this big missile silo, pic related just no missile
>see the bear things from previous post FUCKING CLIMBING ON THE WALLS LIKE SPIDERS
>at least 60 of them
>hear "NYAAARLOOOOO"
>they all start moving
>nopenopenope
>run back to hatch
>get the fuck out and close that shit
>make it back to camp
>make up some bullshit about falling over a log to explain ankle
>later, look at watch
>what the fuck
>it stopped
>around the time I entered the hatch
>haven't gone back and do not intend to
fuck the desert, man.
I don't know what I found but I don't wanna find it again.

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>>678621805
>>end up at this big missile silo, pic related just no missile
>>see the bear things from previous post FUCKING CLIMBING ON THE WALLS LIKE SPIDERS
>>at least 60 of them
neat, but I don't know if I believe that, if that ever happened, first thing I'd be doing is calling the press and getting the army out there as an escort so I can get footage

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>>678621805
>NYARLOOOO
You may have had a close encounter with an outer God, anon.

>>678622089
I don't even really know where I was and I'd honestly rather have those fuckers just stay down there, nobody needs to know.
>>678622167
what the fuck is that?

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>>678622246
>what the fuck is that?
Cthulhu fh'tagn

>>678622456
so I found a desert cthulhu bunker thing?
this was like, 7 or so years ago so these fuckers have been breeding for a while now.

>>678622625
You sure you didn't just pass out and imagine it all? Illusions are as convincing as reality may seem. You could still be passed out right now. Or life itself is illusion confirmed.

>>678623052
I know I was awake and conscious when I fell in the hatch.
but I didn't hit my head so I don't think I passed out and it couldn't have been gas or anything or I'd be dead.
I don't think I hallucinated at all.

>>678623214
>at least 60
That you could see in a dark missile silo place somehow?
>managed to make it up a shitty ladder with a fucked up ankle before the spidergrizzlies gatcha
You hit your head anon.

>>678614688
Hey....was this at basscon??

>>678619252
I think I know you op, one of my coworkers told me a similar story.

You ever work retail?

>>678623214
Life itself is an illusion, technically. Your time in the desert may have opened certain logic passageways and, for a lack of a better term, enlightened you. Unleashing the mind and your subconscious painted your reality, and youre still in it, or slipped out of it in a transition of mental state perspective. May sound crazy at first, it's something to consider though.

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so say I fell into this unmarked hatch and hit my head and hallucinated the bear things.
the mind comes up with shit somewhere.
what the fuck is going on with my brain if I'm thinking of fucking spider grizzlies?

>>678617619
>"oh nothing. Just need to carry some more tests... youre hurt real bad you know..."
>he reveals a long rippled chrome looking device
>"whats that thing Tuufan?"
>without a word he strongholds me and flips me on my front
>absurdly strong for a skinny fucker
>struggling with all my might I yell for help and panic like shit
>"oh QUIT STRUGGLING DONALD"
>Donald. The nickname my mum used to calll me because my laugh was just like Donald Ducks
>"what the fuck did you just call me?!"
>he does exact impression of dolans laugh
>this motherfucker is telepathic
>struggling harder im sweating and thrashing
>he twists and reaches for a button above my head
>suddenly straps emerge from underneath the table and slam me down

Cont.

>>678605537
> rope slops
> slips?
> say what?

>>678624315
Meaning is defined in perception, you need to analyze your own perceptions of everything to know. Could be something really deep, or something like, you're afraid of the dark because really scary spiders show up now and then and you're afraid of them so they translate to demonic bear things..? The answers in you man.

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>>678624348
>bracing for impact

>>678624348
did you get fucked by an alien

>>678624348
This isn't OP btw. He is making up his own version for keks. Still entertaining tho. Cont

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>>678626214
Ayy I liked that game. Literally completed 100% of it, collected every last artifact and everything

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>>678624315
>be in dark
>sort of like a cave I guess
>Bears live in caves
>Spiders live in dark
>brain crosses a wire and you get a bad premise for a B horror movie
My theory at least.

>>678626457
Not bad.

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When i go to bed i think about being taken away by aliens, given awesome powers that i can impress people with. Mainly friends, family and gf. Maybe my parents would be proud of me then.

omg WHICH OP IS OP

>>678626720
I often think how easy it would be to hide a superpower and use it only for personal gain and satisfaction, like telekinesis or superspeed

>>678624624
Sooo... Where do you get your acid ? It sound like it's really good.

>>678626780
OP went to bed
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>>678625420
Seriously ? Thanks for your input Sherlock.

>>678626949
I don't do acid lmao
Consider it enlightened

>>678627068
Some people are confused
>>678626780
And many others that posted in response. So shut the fuck up Mr smartypants piece of shit

>>34761# Iol

>>678627095
What you told really sounded like an LSD induced epiphany. So how have you reached uch conclusions about human perception and the subjectivity of reality ? Do you meditate ?

>>123456789# lololol

>>678627368
Son of a bitch

>>678627336
Lots of weed (had to quit for mental health), lots of questions, lots of meditation, lots of existential crisises, lots of knowledge.

>>678627234
So you have felt the imperious need to help all the confused summerfags, because such is your sacred mission on this Earth, you are a beacon of the lost, the light at the end of the tunnel, the hero /b/ deserves...
Fuck you, you whiteknight sperglord.

>>678626862
oh yeah. same here

>>678626862
>super strength
Best MMA fighter/Boxer (or both) of all fucking time. Rolling in cash and waifus.

>>678608390
>high voice
>mr burns
>PTSD from that episode
eugh

>>678619518

fucking altmer man, they love the mountains for some reason.

>>678628157
Or even just super useless things. Like using invisibility to scare people easily, or always win hide and seek as a kid

>>678613319
kek

>>678615405
I'm imagining him with a high pitched Hispanic accent

>>678629642
you're gonna be disappointed because the story doesn't have an ending

>>678629681

it does, it ends with a wall

>>678629681
Yup, just got to the cuckfinish