>>678593969
i fucked your sister op

>>678594847
/thread

For everything I've ever done with her.

>>678593969
i created an account on Facebook...

I apologize to myself for losing my vringity at 15.

>>678593969
I'm sorry for always running away from my problems.

I made the original banana pic.

>>678593969
wished she was dead, then she killed herself

I'm sorry for taking your toothbrush and scrubbing the toilet with it, and spiting on it, and then putting it back where it was for you to use. I didn't like you but still

>>678593969
I ruined my best friends life and got him involuntarily commited to a psych ward by hacking his laptop and showing the whole town and all his friends and having them fuck with him and his head and make him paranoid. everyone just lied and went with it and convinced him he was crazy. Even his own parents.

im sorry that im not sorry for anything
everything bad i do is something i can never undo

I'm sorry for breaking up the relationship you had before us, you seemed way happier with him

Sorry for tricking you that kneeing you in the crotch as hard as I can would allow you to do the splits

Beat up a retarded girl when I was a kid

spending charity money i raised for cancer on food when i was hungry when i was about 10, it was like $15

>>678593969
The first time i ever came to 4chan

I'm sorry that I couldn't be my best for anyone. At least I tried.

Sorry for putting you down about everything you do. I don't like anything about you, but I remained your friend just to make you feel bad. You cried so easily and it got me off, not literally but I liked it

>>678596367
Nice job, who was the faggot?

Shame on me for still trying to get a buying with monicas debit card

I'm sorry for making Keit-ai into a meme.

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I apologize to one of my few and closest friends for stealing from him over the course of a year, he is the only one that has helped me through a lot of tough times.

>I'm trash and I know it

Pretty much half of what I say is a lie

sorry for these trips nigga

Punched a beehive

>>678595853
same, expect she didn't kill herself.

>still wishing, sorry not sorry

>>678597915
sorry fr these dubs nigga

Sorry for releasing her nude to the world..

>>678598155
Shhhhhiiiitttttt

>>678598155
sorry for these singles niger

>>678598166
take it from me, that is the one thing you shouldn't be sorry for

I'm sorry for being a failure. It's hard when you get anxious about leaving the house everyday--that's not a justification, it's just a reason for why it's hard to keep up with people. It's not that I don't like you, it's that I write 20 emails just to say hello, then delete them and give up.

I try, though. I really do. I'm just weak.

>>678598242
sorry for these muhfuckin trips

>>678598166
Post it faggot.

>>678597885
too bad it is backwards or it would be perfect

>>678598337
Dont wanna get banned or v&

>>678595283
No one Cares, Shelby.

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>>678593969
I have been slipping my bf hrt hormones in his morning coffee, so far he has a cute little set of a cups growing and his skin is smooth as glass, meanwhile he is in panic mode thinking he has a pituitary tumor lol

I apologize for ruining your childhood with my dick, beating you, degrading you, and pushing you down the road I barely escaped from.

I'm sorry I left my hubby and he shot himself.
I'm sorry I had cyber voice sex with some guy and killed him as I came.

>>678598531
That's... Monsterous. Only because it's permanent... If it were an easily reversible thing that'd be funny AF.

I know I've said it before but I'm still sorry I beat the shit out of you in grade 8. I've gotten my ass kicked twice since then and I've never bragged about what I did for what it's worth.

>>678595675
Unforgivable

>>678598775
well I am trans so I know all about the effects, deep down he will thank me

I'm sorry for not helping you with your training, if I would have been in charge you guys would still be alive today.

>>678595675
no way. i love that pic!

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I fucked my step sister for years. When it started she was underage. My parents were in the house almost every time, while she was underage. One time was while I was with someone. One time we meet and fucked in my van in the parking lot of a nature park. On two other occasions, she was pregnant with her then fiancee's child. I could still call her today and I could be smashing her graham cracker within the hour. Was always a little fat, but the tits were colossal. After she had the kid, she got larger, but I kept fucking her deep.

>>678596367
>the average anon

>>678598880
This is why people here say you have mental illness.

I'm sorry for putting down a tranny.

>>678598880
I'm pretty sure he can sue you. You should stop. I think you might have mental disorder

Sorry for when I was a substitute teacher that when the kids were little bastards and they would go out for recess, I would squish their lunches, squirt glue in their backpacks, and cut holes in their jackets and other personal belongings.

>>678598880
Wow... that's super not ok. Major fucking breach of personal bodily autonomy.

>>678599030
so what, he knew what he was getting into with me, plus he bottoms all the time and has a skinny build body, I am sure in like two more months he will realize. Too bad hrt also causes significant mental changes as well.

>>678593969
sorry i had to dump her tiny 2ft body after i broke her pelvic area

>>678599340
Nigga, you are legit cray cray.

I am sorry for torrenting skyrim.

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>>678593969
Sorry for being so disconnected with you in those last few years, mom. I hope you'll forgive me, miss you.

I'm sorry that I abandoned you and let you get in a bad relationship that lead you to become homeless.

I'm sorry that I treated women like shit and dragged on relationships when I knew I didn't love them.

>>678593969
Sorry for beating up that one girl in elementary school.
Don't know her last name, so I can't do it for real.

>>678599340
No. Just no. You're fucking sick.

>>678593969
I posted on /b/ again.

Dug a deep hole at the beach; sharpened a stick and firmly implanted it in the bottom of said hole; covered with a black plastic bag; covered with a light layer of sand. I was young though, but I still cringe sometimes when I think how that could've (and probably did) fucked up someone's life

sorry work i still haven't give you my sick note cos i've had some bad insomnia for the past 3 months

Sorry for saying I love you when I don't really feel it

>>678599340
Considering he's with a trans person, mental illness already appears to be present.

>>678599720
Thanks mom

>>678599542
for most of you this is like a dream scenario to actually be feminized
this is like the third person I did it too, last ex bf is now living in Portland a she just had vaginoplasty and we are still good friends.

>>678593969
I fondled my cousin, she had no pubic hair yet, I apologise to her

>>678599014
Hell, I still might call her. The sex is surprisingly good. She's grateful and claims that nobody fucks her like I can, and she lets me do pretty much whatever I want, but I always feel like a slime ball afterwards.

>>678599872
It's only a dream scenario if the person being affected wants and chooses to undergo the change. You're causing a permanent bodily change in an uninformed person, merely for your own amusement. Get some help, Mengele, before you do this to someone who realizes, gets pissed, and kills you for being a fucking monster.

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I'm sorry, /b
>be me
>dating stripper
>has BOMB coke connect
>i latch on
>wheeling and dealing.mov
>move poor part of city, have friends
>want crack?!
>my product produces GREAT crack
>mfw i let a crackhead in the hood blow crack-smoke in my face
>"to see what it smellz like"

Never smoked rocks, but that shit stings thinking about it. I also snorted all my profit and have nothing to show for it.

Inb4 you're a nignog

I'm sorry baby girl for being so cruel to you when you told daddy you stop stuffing your bra with cotton.
Daddy shouldn't have reached into your bra to know you were stuffing in the first place.

I said "I'll call anon a nigga" at work in front of my supervisor. Really hope I have my job tomorrow

>>678595283
What?
I'm sorry I didn't

>>678593969
I'm not apologizing for anything. Everybody can eat my shit and drop dead

>>678600095
You lucky bastard. What do you have to apologize for? Having better life than us faggots?

>>678593969
Be a newfag

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I'm sorry for recording your older sis showering aND applying a tampon while laughing

Oh God. Too many things. One, as a kid, I stupidly checked a huge piece of concrete while on the playground, hit some poor girl in the back of her head. No one knew it was me, though.

Also, for getting really drunk at a show and getting way too close to some poor girl dancing in front of me, thinking it would somehow go well. She disappeared, thankfully. Amazingly, if anyone saw it happen, no one said anything.

I'm sorry for ruining what you wanted to develop with me. I wish I hadn't told you I didn't want to hang out all those times, and I know that you're going to live the rest of your life dating women because of me denying you. I think I love you.

>>678600165
too bad when they realize I did it they can't really think like their old self anymore because the massive amounts of estrogen. Last two I did this to have gone all the way in transition and are living as girls now.

I beat off to pictures of my sister

>>678600168
Crackhead here, i didnt offer them crack.
They wanted to use my coke to MAKE it, and i was shocked.

>>678600444
I should add to that, sorry to both of you. I regret it so wholly and shudder every time I think about it.
.

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>>678600444
Chucked

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Sorry for trying to be friends with nox.

>>678600444
Grope her ass in the moshpit, nigga

>>678600574
Nice catch. Too bad I can't say the same for her.

>>678600345
You miserable piece of shit

>>678600584
Shut fok up, crimson throat

I'm sorry for tricking you into thinking that I was a kinder, more honest, more faithful and generally a better person that I really am. I'm sorry I led you on while I was fooling around with other girls. I'm sorry I got you to cheat on someone with me and then break up with him for me. I'm sorry for all the times I threatened you with the safety of your friends and family. I'm even more sorry for the threats I actually went through with. I'm sorry for the spontaneous acts of cruelty against them that I then twisted around on them to make them seem like the badguy. I'm sorry for driving you away and then ruining your relationships and then forcing you to come back to me time and time again. I'm sorry you fell in love with me. I'm sorry that I broke your heart so many times. I'm so sorry that I ruined your marriage. I'm sorry for having been such a piece of shit to you for so long when you were so good to me.

>>678599507
Looking back on it, it was pretty fucking bad.
I was 8, she was probably the same age.
My cousins beat the shit out of me everyday, so I wanted to feel better.
Broke her nose, and while she was lying on the ground, bleeding and crying, I kicked her in the ribs several times.
I threatened that if she ever told, I'd do much worse.
Jesus, I feel bad just thinking about it.

>>678600546
And this is why people have a hard time accepting the honest, genuine people who want to transition, and not seeing them as sick in the head. You're doing basically what they used to do to mental patients at the turn of the 20th century, and you know what? Those doctors would have been convicted. And you should be too. YOU may like how you are now, but you're not giving them a choice, and don't seem to understand that what you're doing is actually literally criminal.

>>678593969
I'm sorry that I had to put down my pup. He was only 3 months old.

>>678593969
I'm sorry for lying i didn't dislocate my wrist while skating i was masturbating

>>678600547
I beat off to your sister tooo

I'm sorry for not being there for my son. I've seen him once in his life. He just turned 4 today. I feel like such a piece of shit

>>678593969
I'm sorry for killing your boyfriend when we were camping.

>>678601050
i'm fucking joking
jesus christ there was more holes in my story than the titanic

>>678593969
I've molested my little niece when I was 13 years old. I was introduced to the internet and into the world of porn at a very young age so I was really curious on how shit like sex and the vagina works. One summer afternoon my niece and nephew came to visit during the weekend and both of them were dressed in summer clothing. My niece who was 4 or 5 if I recall correctly was wearing a really short skirt in which you could see her underwear if she were to bend down. Everyone in the house was taking a nap and the only one's who were awake were me and my niece. I took her out in the backyard to experiment and shit and then just started to kiss her on the lips and play with her small breasts. She didn't fought back or resist in any matter and to be honest, she was willing to let me continue fool around with her which made me even more curious into what I was doing and wanted to take another step further, but thank God I didn't because I realized what I was doing was wrong and I shouldn't make the situation worse. Later in the nightime my niece told her mom and dad what I had done to her and they called my family to explain the situation. They didn't wanted believe it at first but I confessed and started beating me into submission. Two days have gone by and police officals and my social workers came to question me and because since I was underage, I was able to get away with no trouble from the law but the damage was already done. I ruined my relationship with my family and my niece most of all. My family no longer looked at me directly in the eye when they talk to me, my niece and nephew stopped visiting permanently and was brought down with low self esteem and depression. Because of that, the rest of middle school and high school was pyre shit to me. I made zero friends and didn't participate in any school activities. I didn't go to prom and no one not even my own family applaud for me when I got my diploma when I graduated. (1/2)

>>678600351
Because we both did some cheating in order to hook up. I just sort of felt some guilt weight. And the fact that it started when she was like 15-16,I don't remember. And I usually only call her if I'm feeling desperate and like a piece of shit. I'll call her when I I'm depressed and feeling like I want to be close to someone, so most times I'm not in a good head space to begin with,and then we smash that graham cracker hoping it will bring some self assurance our confidence or something. It's always fun when it's happening, but after it feels slimy. After I first started fucking her, I moved away shortly after and she became a nympho sex freak and started running through cock, but nobody could smash the graham cracker like I could, so she started fucking a lot of dudes at a young age trying to, literally, fill the void in her life.

>>678601406
It's present day and my family stopped communicating with me entirely, they didn't even wanted me to attend my mother's funeral in which she died last year. I have no one to help me and I'm working in a dead end job in a shitty apartment, My girlfriend of 6 years immediately dumped me because I told her this story and called me a pedophile, my niece is turning 18 next year and I fear for my life that she will one day open up a lawsuit against me and I will end up in prison. All of this happened because I was so fucking curious. It's all my fault. I'm prepared to kill myself when the time comes. I have a pistol and a bottle of whiskey ready for me. I know she will never look at this or read this but Monica, I am so sorry that I did this to you. I never meant ruin your life so please stay strong for your own sake and always try to make every day a happy one. I am so sorry. (2/2)

>>678598880
Titts or gtfo

>>678600941
Wow what a fukken piece of shit

>born
>browse 4chan
>use le maymay arrow

>>678601082
not to late to change that. it'd be hard to start this late but you'll only feel shittier for not trying.

I'm sorry for never telling my dad that i loved when i could

>>678593969
I'm sorry I rejected your friend ship joy, I know you were just being kind to me since I was alone, I'm sorry Katrina, I ostracized you because you were alone like me.

>>678600546
>>678601363
i giggled.

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1. Mom, I'm sorry I abandoned you, but your ignorance is overwhelming.

2. Tawny, I'm sorry I drooled on you during sex, twice.

3. Jake, I'm sorry, but I'm too lazy and self entitled to forgive you and I will never appreciate the opportunities you gave me.

4. Heather, I'm sorry that I never spoke to you again after having your first child. I just know that you are incapable of being a good mother and I don't want to see that shit..Oh, and your husband is a dickwagon and I'm not sorry about that.

>>678601516
Damn son :(

>>678593969
I am sorry i came into this thread/

>>678601070
I can't say I blame you

>>678601516
You did it...you won 1 plus Internet. Live stream your suicide.

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I'm sorry for sleeping with my girlfriends best friend after she dumped me then got back with her and said nothing about it

>>678601363
The only holes I spotted are the ones that should be through your skull.

>>678595246
Your a fucking monster

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years ago i was watching Farscape with my now-ex. i got pissed off at how new-age Virginia Hey's character Zhaan was and i emailed her and told her i thought the character was shit.

she very wisely replied that she just acted the part and wasn't responsible for the twinkly feel of the character.

i still feel bad about that. Ms Hey, i'm sorry. blue make-up must be a pain.

>>678602180
Would cum on her face

sorry for not having enough access to liquor and drugs to kill myself.

>>678601516
there's statue of limitations depending on your state that would stop her from charging you and you were a kid that was curious. it sucks your family thinks you're a monster. hang in there anon, we all did stupid shit as a kid.

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>>678602169
I know right

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>>678602480
I have

>>678601608
His mother just started talking to me again. She is 2 months clean off of meth. I cut ties with her so I wouldn't relapse. He got stuck in a shitty situation. The offspring ofa habitual fuckup and a dope whore

>>678602701
She's a dirty whore....post moar

>>678602701
Moar

I'm sorry for cheating on you tonight Megan. You're the love of my life.

The weird thing is I don't feel anything. On an intellectual level I'm in immense pain, but I don't feel guilty.

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I once performed the act of coitus in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>678601481
She'll call me up some days when I'm in a normal head space and I have to tell her I'm busy or make up some excuse or because I'm in a relationship, but then I feel bad for telling her no because she's always been there for me.

>>678601516
Sounds like your family was prudish fuckwits. Kids don't know Jack shit and need their parents to help them, they fucked you over, and your ex sounds like a Bitch.

>>678602941
you'd just have to try your hardest not to jump off the wagon but im sure he'd love to have a dad in his life.

i apologise for smashing your phone alex

>>678596556
Alot of things cannot be undone, anon.Although there still are things that can be undone, other than that very wise words.

I'm sorry for finding my moms nudes then beating off to them...actually not that sorry it's amazing just saying

is it too late to say sorry

>>678603048
You are one sick bastard

>>678603158
The relationship that I have between her and I had a very fucking strange dynamic that isn't normal, and I'm not sure that she's entirely aware of what's going on behind the scenes in my mind. I'm sure she's just down with it for the awesome graham cracker smash. I don't think she realizes that she's just a pressure valve for my brain.

I'm sorry for peeing in my wrestling team's Gatorade in sophomore year.

I'm sorry I always stood in your way whenever you got a chance to move forward in life..
I'm sorry for endlessly berating you & treating you like the lowest piece of shit on the planet.
I'm sorry I personally sabotaged the only romantic relationship you've ever had.
I'm sorry for constantly reminding you that you have no one to go to. No one to save you.
I'm sorry for feeding you liquor pretending it's medicine.
I'm sorry for slapping you & knocking your head into the walls.
I'm sorry I was the only friend you had & I just neglected to ever treat you like you were worthy of any love from anyone.
I'm sorry.

>>678603265
And I apologize, as public education has failed you.

>>678593969
I broke up with her thinking she'd get her life together. She just drank more, did more drugs. Ended up with a guy that eventually killed her. I'm sorry I broke up with her because I was too lazy to help her through the hard times.

>>678598155
Checked

>>678603571
Be sorry only if the team drunk your piss

>>678603644
i paid for it though

>>678593969
For stealing a 9 yr olds panties, coming in them, and putting them back.

>>678603343
Post pics or didn't happen

>>678603755
Of course they drank it, you think they bring Gatorade to the damn wrestling meets for fucking product placement?

I fucked my best friends wife and I'm married.

>>678603254
Sad thing is i still love my baby mama. I talked to him on the phone today and he had no clue who i am. I just bought a house in a small town a state away from them. I invited her to move in with me and she declined.

>>678603830
greentext it

>>678598880
I would feel sorry for him but you'd have to be a dumbass to date a tranny. But seriously kill yourself.

>>678603933
You need help...welcome to /b/

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>>678603755
They did

>>678598880
fuck you, that could ruin his fucking life

>>678599340
I hope he rapes you and throws your body in a river. You're the reason why the death penalty should still exist.

i'm sorry i didn't send you my dick pics

>>678599235
Lol. don't be sorry. If that's true it's awesome

>>678603935
Did she cum and are you sorry

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>>678603927
proof enough?

i'm sorry for being sorry so much

I was blackout drunk, and frustrated with my relationship with the girl of my dreams. She was incredibly loving and emotional one day, and then cold and shut-off the next. It was difficult to read her occasionally. We were freshman in college; she went home for the weekend near the end of the year. There was a party on my floor in the dorms, and one girl came who was obsessed with me in a creepy stalker kind of way. We all had a bunch to drink, and I got blackout drunk. I had been so frustrated with the relationship that didn't seem like it was going anywhere, so I made out with the creepy stalker girl because in my blackout mind that seemed like the right thing to do. Sober me would never have made that decision, but in the end I take full responsibility for it.

I felt terrible for what I did, and the next day called her and told her the truth. She was driving at the time, and she later told me that after we hung up, she pulled over on the freeway and cried.

When she got back to college, it actually seemed like we worked past it and things were looking better. I had told her my true feelings and was completely honest about my mistake, and she seemed like she had forgiven me.

Months later, we begin sophomore year. She was being real distant with me, and suddenly texted me saying that she wanted to chat. I meet her on the 9th floor of our building, and it's just me and her in the room. We sit down, she looks me in the eye, and says, "I met someone else."

I'm so sorry Alex. I made a mistake and I wish I could take it back. After I did that, there was no trust in the relationship anymore. For years afterward, I forgot about my mistake and was solely thinking about how angry I was that she cheated on me. Then someone brought it up a year after we had graduated, and it felt like a repressed memory. I remember now, and I take full responsibility. I am sorry for what I've done.

>>678599340
what the fuck is wrong with you, like seriously.
why would you do that?
you are literally CHANGING HIS FUCKING GENETICS without his consent
that's like, super rape.
as for me, I made some napalm.
and tested it in the desert..
it kinda lit a cave thing of baby coyotes on fire.

>>678598531
hang yourself faggot

>>678593969
>once stole $40 from my brother to buy a ton of oreos.
for some reason i regret it.

>>678604373
Yes and mostly.

>>678604748
did you eat them all?

>>678604807
i was in middle school at the time, and brought them all to school. ate em with my friends

>>678604913
how many oreos was it?
$40 is a lot of oreos, man

>>678599872
>3rd person i did it to
hang yourself
someone get her ip

>>678604420
I'm gonna fap to your mom later today thanks anon...then I'm gonna feel sorry

>>678604010
just keep on with the small steps /b/ro

>>678604913
pay him back and you should feel better

>>678605077
$40 gets you around 10 packs of oreos

>>678604115
It was back when I was 13.
>be me
>be 13
>at friend's house with group.
>about six of us
>9 year old, Avery has soccer practice that day
>the rest of us are playing smash bros on the SNES
>everyone but me wants ice cream
>they walk to the local ice cream shop and get ice cream
>they leave me to watch the dog.
>decide fuck it and look around the house
>find some pics of Avery
>have a crush on her at this point so I take them for fap material
>find her older sister, Riley's room
>take her training bras
>rub my dick onto some of the things I know she uses,
>panties, bras etc etc
>go to averys room
>decide to take her panties look around her room for them.
>find three
>one was worn recently other two were just washed.
>jack off into one of the new ones and put it back.
>decide to take the two I have home
>leave a note on the door saying I went to my house for more SNES games
>walk home with the panties shoved into my jacket pockets
>grab a random assortment of SNES game and head back. Get back before they do and tell myself to calm down.
As far as I know they never flounder out

>>678599340
go out, buy some calcium fluoride, mix it with some sulfuric acid, separate the mixtures, and drink the liquid.

>>678605077
at the time they were sold in rolls, 1-2 dollars a roll. id say ~20-25

>>678603343
Let's get a couple more

>>678604492
Don't apologize for that that's fucking dope

Wish I Had the stones to play with napalm

>>678605255
shit, you are crazy
good job for not getting caught though

>>678605578
How is he crazy?

I don't regret our time together, I'm just sorry that I built our relationship on lies. You deserved better, and I hope you found it after me.

>>678605145
happy faps /b/ro

>>678604466
She deserves it...

I'm sorry for just watching my mother drink herself to death and not trying to stop her.

i am sorry for not pulling the plug mom, but i really hated you

>>678593969
I pretend to be offended and hurt by people making jokes about me being autistic just to watch them squirm. Kinda feel bad about it.

>>678605683
you think doing that is completely sane?
i mean i dont blame him, being a horny 13 year old but thats pretty hectic doing all that shit

>be me 16
>be really interested with chemistry
>end up getting some HCl
>learn that if you mix HCl and aluminium, then put it in a bottle it blows up
>have new neighbors that recently moved from Syria
>do it in my front yard in suburbia because im autistic
>blows up
>run into my house
>see neighbors running out of their house and get into there car and speed off

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I'm sorry about that time I shit on an old guys lawn for a dare

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>>678605972
why anon?

>>678606164
fucking glorious.
in the same vein, don't test your homemade napalm in your backyard when your neighbor is a vietnam vet or you'll get a 1911 pushed up against your skull.
not fun.

>>678606164
so, that it? Or did the cops show up and they actually had like 40 bricks of c4 in a hole in the floor?

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>>678605972
Enabler...we all done it,but you know better. I hope you really are sorry

>>678606164
im not even mad

>>678606164
This isn't a YLYL

>>678606328
never had cops show up, they eventually came back very cautiously and never found out who it was

I couldn't deal with my best friends cancer diagnosis and when it went from bad to terminal I manufactured some shitty excuses and stopped speaking to him for weeks I left him to face that shit alone and I hate myself for it

>>678606078
I just don't see how it's insane. I would've done the same thing under similar circumstances. You're right about it being hectic though. Imagine what would've happen if they'd caught him.

>>678593969
I WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY TO MY EX GIRLFRIEND FOR FUCKING MY LIFE OFF AND THINKING THAT SMOKING DOPE AND NOT GIVING A FUCK IS WHAT I SHOULD'VE BEEN DOING. I WAS WRONG. I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON. CHOOSING THE LIFESTYLE OF A DRUG DEALER/GANGSTER ISN'T ONE THAT HOLDS WELL FOR A LASTING AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP. ALL IS WELL. THAT'S BEHIND ME. I'M ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS. I LOVE YOU /B/

>>678606078
its pretty common male behavior for someone going through puberty.. i did weird shit too.

I'm sorry for killing you. Only 18 months into life and I took your soul away. I made you feel pain, suffered? I made you feel human at such a young age. I took it. I'm sorry. To both of you. I never knew it would be that hard on your bodies. It was supposed to help you not kill you. I think about you both every day. I never stop thinking of you. I don't know what your parents suffered but I can think and relate for it. I have 2 kids 5 and 2 years and if they ever died I'm sure I would have off'd myself. I love you both. I never meant for it to take you. Rest easy. No God would have allowed this.

>>678598531
>>678598880
>>678599340
>>678599872
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>you do realize what that does to men right? And that its fucking IRREVERSIBLE?

>>678605116
>>678605116
Get this faggot's IP and dox her psychotic ass

>>678605218
Even though she cheated on me with 5 different guys within a month, my dumb ass still wants to give it another shot. And i want to be in my kid's life. I have missed so much already.

>>678593969
Sorry i didn't say something, just sat there like a fucking fool

>>678606627
Who the fuck is /B/

I'm sorry I wasn't their for you before you died. I was going to call you a few days before it happend but i was drunk and feeling sorry for myself. I'm a shitty friend. I'm sorry.

>>678606631
like what? one time i shit in my neighbours beanbag. i dont even have a scat fetish tbh

>>678606641
damn, would you mind elaborating on this one? what was it that you gave them that killed them and what was your relationship to them?

I'm sorry Mom. I know you want me to get along with the family. But they owe everything they have to you. And they treat you like shit in return. I'm sorry, but there's more to family than just blood.

>>678606722
>Get this faggot's IP and dox her psychotic ass
this aint deep web son, no hackers here.

odds are its just made up anyways.

>>678606953
went through my cousins panty drawer..

fondled a girl in her sleep.. reached down her pants ect..

>>678593969
I'm sorry that the last thing I did was shake your hand instead of hug you. I didn't know it would be the last time I would see you alive.

>>678607183
did she wake up when you fondled her?

I'm sorry I told my rape-victim sister that she deserved it for dressing like a whore in a shit part of town and wandering the streets drunk off her ass every night.

I wanked to my friends' barely sexual fb photos. Feel a bit odd about it.

Existing.

>>678607333
And I'm sorry for those trips.

>>678598531

You're fucking scum. And then abominations like you have the gall to want to be the norm.

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>>678598531
Somebody track this bitch

I was once new to /b/

>>678606773 the only answer I have is time /b/ro, my ex did something like that to me but at the end all of that are memories, you're not the same.

>>678597764
Kek

>>678606641
I knew one of you dumbass would confess to murder and the IBF would be kicking your door in

>>678606997
It wasn't my fault. I was their provider, gave them a vaccine at their routine check up and their body didn't take... I still think about them... Night and day. Every day thinking. What they could have become.

>>678607260
looking back i think she just pretended to be sleeping.. at the time i thought i was being slick

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>>678607527
>IBF

>>678593969
Cousin, I'm sorry I wasn't closer to you. Maybe then you would have had someone to talk to and you might not have ended it. And maybe I might have someone to talk to about going through the same problems you did.

>>678607527
>Only a fool...

>>678593969
i apologize for beeing passive aggressive to the max.

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>>678598531
triggering this many people takes skill.

I came inside of my girlfriends sister's toothpaste tube one morning. She brushes after every meal so that day I got to watch her taste my cum many times.

>>678607623
Irritable Ball Fondling

For cheating on my significant other with about 15 different women.

>>678594847
But you ain't sorry

>>678606641
Doctor that fucked up?

>>678606627
What's your name?

>>678599340
Kill yourself. You're an animal

I'm sorry for hiding your backpack, Corey, I deserved what happened the next day.

>>678607676
Don't fuck with football or Palin email

>>678593969
Im sorry, i ate meat on good friday

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>>678605255
You're a Fucking liar you phony ass cock fag! There is no super smash on the snes you pleb!

I'm sorry for not being able to properly tie a noose

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>>678608899
im here for you anon

>>678607873
It's cool you love boipussyy

sorry for stealing that aero chocolate bar at that one gas station in the middle of nowhere

sorry for not working harder when i was younger but videogames don't play themselves and tv doesn't watch itself

being born ;___; I ruined my mother's life

>>678610006
im sure you didn't anon.

>>678607675

SHOULD HAVE GONE BOWLING

>>678593969
I'm sorry I killed 6 million jews. Can I come out of hiding now, please?

i should have never joined Anonymous
they made me kill a puppy as initiation