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a desire to sexually please men overcomes me
fafdgis
Rolling for a name worse than Dawn.
>>678583134
im here
I have been owned
I will pet this guy because he looks especially stupid and easy to control
suck my dick
I like men
>>678583401
I mean if you insist anon
Rubio could never even dream of being this gay.
>>678583390
but most of all he looks good
>>678583390
If it's stupid, does it consent?
>>678583144
I have the urge to rub my cock between your buttcheeks, and I don't know why.
>>678583973
He's retarded
>>678584112
Its Darwin's fault?
I don't think eliza knows who darwin is in this context
>>678584228
Then no. And that's not okay.
>>678583579
Oh I strongly insist
I suppose I should mark it
>>678584702
Jeff, sing me a song
I am seeing an intense pattern of gayness.
I was gonna go acquire alcohol but I forgot
>>678585098
Its okay, I have alcohol.
>>678585274
well I have whiskey here so I guess I will just drink that
brb whiskey
>>678585098
you need passionate reasoning
>>678585446
I have plenty of that thank you
>>678585098
ethanol is literally poison
>>678584867
rock a by chicken, in the tree top
>>678585744
it makes me feel good
>>678585446
Post your tits.
>>678585898
i can make you feel good ;)
>>678585785
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>678585898
Have a little for me, k?
>>678586050
when the wind blew, the chicken would flop
>>678586040
doubtful
>>678586150
I will have a lot for everybody
>>678585957
>I know you like me, can't you tell by your ass around my dick?
>>678586292
Ew, organic.
>>678586194
whuh?
>>678586200
Have fun too!
>>678586490
I always have fun
I am made of fun
I am a fun MACHINE
>>678585382
Which brand?
>>678586292
seven dollars for a fucking gallon of milk? That better the leaf money or kangaroo dollars.
can someone draw a santa hat on this man
>>678586490
the rest of the song
>>678586686
hey tiger
>>678586704
fireball because I do not own tastebuds
>>678586994
Its okay, I can do it straight.
>>678586967
2tired
>>678587193
I can too and it is cheap, which are the two primary reasons I buy it
>>678585382
i have some wine
>>678586481
this is why like you snarf
>>678586680
Fuck yes
>>678586979
Thank youuu
>>678586686
Hey big'un
>>678587319
cmon
>>678587438
wine is aight
I don't drink it much though
>>678586979
Hello, jeffey jeff geoff.
>>678587465
Hey Chunkun.
>>678587650
I don't either but I was at a whole food store earlier today and they had a decent selection.
Also had a couple beers earlier
>>678587465
Organic is a scam.
rejected
>>678587881
I don't know enough about it to know what a good selection even looks like
I just go with what my roommate or my parents tell me is good
>>678587356
I am having a few New Glarus.
I like to splurge on alcohol or just not drink at all.
>>678588099
yeah I get that
I think it's worth that extra several dollars but if I am running low on cash I will buy cheap stuff because I am addicted
>>678587837
Hiyoooo. How are you?
>>678587943
Isn't it though?
>>678587943
that's like saying milk is bad because poop is bad. soil isn't actually poop. but people get nicer milk when they use less actual poop to fertilize their already pesticide-enhanced crap
>>678588097
https://www.vivino.com/wineries/gnarly-head-cellars/wines/california-rich-dark-bold-authentic-black-lodi-limited-relea-9999
this
it's just a really dark and fairly dry red wine. not too sweet and pretty smooth too.
>>678587837
what's up?
>>678587465
need more songs?
>>678588475
Its good for its price.
>>678588483
>>678588619
Meh, recovering still, eating some Salted Caramel & Malt Crunch Ice Cream.
It's pretty fucking tasty.
>>678588564
cheap too
I like dry stuff but a lot of my friends can't stand it at all
because they are PUSSIES
>>678588729
that is my reasoning too
>>678588619
Sing me some Bowie. I love David Bowie
>>678588866
I want some
>>678588880
you need to remove the pussy from them
>>678589063
NAW IT'S ALL MINE!!
>>678589099
they are obsinate
>>678589275
Fine
I'll just eat my double stuffed Oreo cookies
>>678589469
That such a USA thing. Have they got the filling as a squeeze tube yet?
https://soundcloud.com/hamburgerhelper/sets/watch-the-stove
>>678589713
I like the double stuffed because the filling isn't as flakey and its more soft.
And close, you can buy it in a tub.
>>678588866
I've got some cherry garcia. this cut sucks ass
>>678589063
Oreos make me so sick. Have some for me
>>678589872
thank you
that's a nicely drawn hat btw
>>678590053
If by nicely drawn you mean nicely copied/pasted/filtered, then yes. Absolutely beautiful.
>>678589925
Only a matter of time until someone uses it a lube.
Then there will be actual Oreo-lube after that.
Then people will put the lube on their food after that.
Thus completing the circle.
>>678590044
I got sick and stopped untill i get better. That sucks.
>>678590198
yeah that
>>678589845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDsPwvT1geM&nohtml5=False
>>678590454
Why did you need it anyway? Is that your fetish?
>>678588492
The USDA recognizes processing and harvesting as separate categories, so you can get one to label it organic without the other. Usually the products marked as using organic ingredients will skip the organic processing to save money, so its still filled with the same shit as everything else.
Blarg is here I'm on my way home from work
>>678589416
a tragedy of the highest order
>>678590775
We're arguing about organic.
>>678590598
I want to sit in santa's lappy
>>678590417
I fucking hate that. I hope you feel better soon!
>>678590853
verily
>>678588896
Pressure
pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
are all furry fags fags or just fags
i want to look at men's ass holes and suck cock and please my male overlords and i am a furry
>>678591607
your haircut is a faggot
ok brb game
>>678591607
just fags
>>678591909
Did you wash your butt?
>>678592042
when i get my own place see
this will be a poster
>>678591293
I will been 24hrs so far and i'm 200% better.
>>678591712
You need to lick them ass holes clean before you get your lollipop.
Dom y
>>678592120
So I take that as a no?
>>678592133
are you sure thats a good idea
>>678592202
Monitoring...
>>678592249
my butt is clean
>>678592133
do you plan on ever having people over
>>678591979
kissu
whats the problem alastor
>>678592261
it's a great idea actually
>>678592202
i will feltch with the greatest of skill
u
>>678592334
Last I heard you had issues with keeping it clean.
>>678592365
nooooooo its knot
>>678591432
'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure!
>>678592202
Make that cold your bitch big guy!
>i hate candy capcha
you're going to make me cry
>>678592568
it totally is, don't you want hot men looking down on you always
>>678592261
>>678592353
yes.
I wish I didn't feel sick.
>>678592545
i meant in that post that i had shaved it for the first time in a while
>>678592622
not that way
>>678592650
its knot
>>678592715
eat sliced bread
>>678592735
hair isn't dirty.
>>678592305
Nothing special here mate.
>>678592365
Is your tongue long and dexterous?
>>678592575
I just had some Salted Caramel & Malt Crunch Ice Cream. I'm destroying my body and i love it so :(
>>678592715
Burnt toast and coke.
>>678592920
Capped
>>678592920
you're straight tho
>>678592650
what will you tell them
>>678592977 (checked)
Sometimes I have difficultly communicating
>>678593032
Goddamn boy. That sounds awesome.
>>678593032
No thanks
>>678592869
Maybe
I like girls, I am STRAIGHT.
You do not have to.
>>678592751
I was going to use this one before
>>678593106
I will tell them it's a holiday postcard
I think nibi is just trolling himself at this point.
>>678593330
liar
>>678593330
>he said with two whole cocks in his ass
have some whitegirl music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4wW9JtmsBk
>>678593365
put it on your ceiling so you can wake up to hot juicy dog cock hanging over your face
>>678593330
you want a hairy man against you
>>678593365
what holiday do you celebrate
>>678593517
What?
>>678593521
no
>>678593600
I paused my house music for that garbage?
>>678593875
I warned 'ya
>>678593655
but that's where I will stick my glow in the dark plastic stars
>>678593709
Really dont like too much hair.
>>678594049
you cant do both?
>>678594199
Is hair too manly for you?
>>678594199
but you still crave juicy cocks
>>678592751
why not?
>>678593032
well it is dexterous.
>>678593348
im crying
>>678594320
I could be okay with it if the guy smelled good and was attractive enough.
>>678594228
maybe i can get a backlit canopy for my bed
>>678594320
I usually like to top but were there a huge muscly hairy man I'd gladly let him do what he pleases
>>678594394
Do not.
>>678594394
I want it to be
"Oh georgie youre such a dirty whore you love getting slapped around and swallowing cum huh?"
not
oh wow you have that one your wall? wow...uh...neat
>>678594591
sounds wonderful
>>678594638
Hey pup. Wanna let daddy stretch your hole out for you?
>>678594549
It would have to be platinum blond hair though right?
>>678594638
I know right.
there should be a second set of quotations
>>678594980
Nah
>>678595136
that butt is fantastic
>>678595097
whyyyy with the tigers?
>>678595097
I like black, long, flowing hair. Though in fantasy I like white hair.
b00l
>>678594394
can you do them tounge shape things? like the O and the W and the bathtub and stuff?
>>678595310
Plat blond on tigers looks good.
>>678595397
Oh good i thought your were attractive to the old man blonde body hair.
if you could have one super power, what would it be?
>>678595571
Plat blonde looks good on almost anyone, c'mon
nini~
>>678595811
night dev
>>678595784
Masc men can't pull it off. it just dosen't work.
>>678595730
20 minute orgasms
>>678594688
i am inconsolable.
>>678594973
see georgie you're such a dirty freak, you like putting naked gay furry art up on your walls, now suck my cock
>>678595571
yea kind of, i can do the w thing halfway
>>678595915
You're not gonna finish the song?
>>678595978
Ohh Rocky...
>>678595983
jesus that would be intense
>>678595571
Like... what?
>>678596095
What music did you say you liked again?
>>678595730
Power to make whatever I think come true.
>>678596095
Sexy. post a pic of said tounge?
>>678596258
ambient, prog metal, math metal, classic rock, psych rock , trance, edm, electronica, acoustic fingerstyle, bossa nova, freeform jazz, classic jazz, new age, nu metal
>>678596154
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming, "Let me out!"
Tomorrow gets me higher, higher, higher...
Pressure on people - people on streets
Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn
Why, why, why?
Love
>>678596313
no.
>>678596313
whatever you want to come true eh? like making a cake appear if you were hungry, or making furries werewolf daddies realy? :o
>>678596439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIcnc_8UxXo
new wave, grunge, sludge metal, funk, funk metal, folk, folk rock, bluegrass, classical, baroque, neoclassical, contemporary orchetral
>>678596095
NO thats not how it works!
>>678596439
>acoustic fingerstyle
I came out to my parents as acoustic fingerstyle once.
Please respect my pronouns.
>>678596483
My man...
Give me one of your favorite ambient songs, dom.
>>678596903
I got you
I thought of dying my hair blonde but that would let on my homosexuality
i was a blonde up untill 13 though
>>678597181
I will not.
Smacks your butt instead
>>678597433
Do it, blonde boys are cute.
>>678597433
maybe itd give your potential suitors a big enough hint
