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The great wizard spider is here and he will answer your questions.
>odds yes
>evens nope
>dubs becomes the steward of the great spider wizard
>trips becomes the aspirant of the great spider wizard
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should i go for her
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wtf????
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can I serve you as an apprentice, ooo great wizard spider?
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>>678541534
Should I eat this strange looking burrito ?
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Should I?
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>>678541534
should I poop my pants, your excellency?
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should i go get some food?
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>>678542564
well, fuck
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>>678542488
Too late, your greatness.
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Will the moon love me as much as i want to love her
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>>678541534
Great Wizard Spider of /b/
Should I get a piece of cake?
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>>678541534
Is this statement true
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should i get hella drunk tomorrow spider wizard
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>>678541534
Are those Bugles? I fucking love Bugles but you can't get them in Britain, I don't think
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>>678541534
Should i have fucked Amber?
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Can I make my girlfriend dress up as an Argonian?
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>>678541534
Will i get the long awaited prostate massge ive been curious about tonight?
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>>678541534
Should I order pizza instead of getting groceries, great wizard?
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Will this post end in 5?
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>>678543074
Fuck you Wizard, I'm going to get pizza to spite you. You aren't real
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Is the answer to this question "No"?
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>>678541534
Aight' fuck it. Do I go after the girl from the past now or wait another few days/weeks?
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>>678542654
kek.

>It's a wizard, not a king. Retard
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Should I buy dope tonight?
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i will not get dubs
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Will I ever get trips?
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should i end my life by hanging or wait till i can get my lil greasy mits on a gun...
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Is callum gey?
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>>678543331
i will not get trips
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>>678543611
ok fuck you too wizard spider
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>>678541534
Will my shit ever get back on track the way I want it to?
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>>678541534
Should I do it?
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>>678543782
I fucking knew it -_- and I won't even be a steward with a new master...
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Should i forgive her?
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>>678541534
Is there a god
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>>678543977
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>>678541534
Will all bros listen to my music

https://m.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
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>>678541534
will i be happy in the near future
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>>678544432

Will they tomorrow?
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Is god real?
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Should i do it?
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Do aliens exist?
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Will the great man donald trump be potus?
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Did bush do 9/11?
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>>678541534
LET ME PASS
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Should I fap to tranny porn tonight?
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fuck you spider the 8 ball said you're a liar you piece of shit, level with me, were you lying?
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Is trump secretly a pawn for the Democratic party?
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Should I bother with a relationship?
Praise be to the spoid.
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>>678545000
As the aspirant of the great spider wizard u can do what you want
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Will i be the GREATEST WIZARD!?
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>>678545000
trips
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>>678545000
>Should I fap to tranny porn tonight?
You tell me great aspirant!
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>>678545222
My fellow aspirant
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>>678541534
Are you the fortune anon that was here yesterday?
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Will I have sex this evening?
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The bananas are staring at me, should i eat a few?
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>>678541534
Am I a wizard?
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Will I die alone
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Will I surpass your teachings, great wizard spider?
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>>678541534
does alec want to fuck me?
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Will i find love plz
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>>678541534
Should I kill myself ?
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>>678545456
Will I live alone with plenty of cats
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Will I become a dubs master that gets nothing but dubs for the rest of my life?
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>>678545201
Master Spider thank you!
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Should I give up on what we have
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>>678541534
I should buy Heroes of Might and Magic 1 on GOG?
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Can you check these?
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will i win my next game
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Are you stronger than Harry Potter
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Do I have any chances with this grill I'm talking to?
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Will I become legendary, o great wizard spider?
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Do I go in for the kill
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>>678545503
suh dude
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>>678541534
Will dank spider wizard give me 3 wishes?
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>>678541534
Will I achieve it?
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>>678541534
did not work on mine...
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>>678541534
does my life ever become worth living?
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>>678548480
thanks great wizard spider
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Has life a meaning?
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>>678541534
Should kill myself tonight?
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>>678541534
oh great spider wizard, which is in apperance a tarantula with a bugle brand chip on its front part, and a stick under its touchers
is op a faggot?
and will I ever get rich?
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Fap?
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should i do something with real people?
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fap or animu?
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will my best buddy get laid 1st time?
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Can human see more than 30 fps?
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>>678541534
do you like hockey m8?
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Is she into me?
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Should i speak to her about that thing?
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Thank mr food head spooder
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>>678549410
Huh
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>>678541534

Will I be a millionaire?
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>>678541534
Will I have a memeing day tomorrow?
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What are you,fucking gay?
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am I doing the right thing?
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>>678541534
Oh great wizard spider. Should I pre order the new Over Watch game?
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>>678541534

Will the FBI ever stop terrorizing it's citizens?
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Will I had another chance with her?
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Should I kill myself?
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>>678541534
should i eat dinner tonight?
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>>678541534
do i have aids
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>>678541534
should i do it in june?
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>>678541534
Should I study?
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>>678541534
Is web, spider jizz
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Are Jews people, oh great spider wizard?
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>>678541534
Is Op a fagot ?
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>>678552793
See. This spider's a phony.
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>>678541534
will we still be friends?
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>>678551884

Keep trying.
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should i text her?
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>>678553633
reroll
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>>678553671
just making sure
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Will I ever become normal?
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>>678553633
>>678553671
>>678553711
nigg you rolled 3 times and got dubs twice, but the grand spider wizard gave the same answer all 3 times
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>>678541534
Will I get her
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>>678554801
suh dude
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Should I try my luck with this girl?
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roll for dubs

if none, can I be steward of great spider wizard anyways?
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does she?
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Is she gonna say yes?
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Will I find her this year?
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Should I keep waiting?
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will I get a good job in the next few months
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>>678541534
Will The Phantom be as cool as he use to be?
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>>678551420
The wizard has spoken
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>>678541534
Is she worth it?
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>>678541534
Should I be responsible tonight?
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Should I ask her ?
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>>678541534
All of them?
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Should I break up with her?
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>>678556986
Roll for K
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Am I going to kill myself?
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>>678557409
Tonight?
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>>678541534
I'm sick as a dog right now, should I still go to that party?
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should i ask her out?
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>>678557409
>>678557479
Well... see y'all faggots later
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>>678541534
Do you know Gandalf?
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>>678541534
Should I move to hawaii?
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>>678557593
Godspeed anon. Still not too late to change your mind though.
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>>678541534
Should I date my friends younger sister?
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Should I break up my crush's relationship
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>>678541534
Make me your steward, I wish to become a wizard some day. Will you let me join your order?
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Should I fuck my boss
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should I cut off my leg o great wizard spider
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Will Pittsburgh win the cup?
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>>678541534
Should I bury the body?
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>>678556031
You got odds but that's a no
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>>678558041
FULL OF YES
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>>678558058
Fuck.
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>>678541534
Shoot for the 3sum?
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Will next Saturday go well?
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>>678541534
should I kill myself?
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>>678558041
i dont believe it
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Will I ever be forgiven
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>>678541534
Should i drink alone tonight great wizard spider?
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Is this a rare pepe?
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>>678557773
Naw, I made my mind up a long time ago when I decided to drive my life into the fucking dirt.
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>>678558593
Do I have the balls to do it?
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Do gods exist?
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>>678558889
It was until you posted it.
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>>678541534
Is that some sort of corn chip?
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>>678541534
Should I go out tonight
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>>678559194
It's a bugle chip. A hat most fitting for a great wizard spider.
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>>678541534
Is it racist if there is only one race?
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will my son ever return from the war
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>>678559374
Hopefully that race can spell
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>>678559374
Knock it the fuck off.
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>>678541534
Will the cute girl at work ever fuck me?
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Obama is the antichrist
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Are her and I getting together?
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Allow me, o great one.
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>>678559895
Thank you great spider wiz!
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>>678541534
Great wizard spider will Trump get the delegates he needs?
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Oh great spider wizard tell me plz
I will finish the tesis this year?
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O great Wizard Spider should I do math homework now or get something to eat?
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If I kill you Wizard Spider, do I become you?
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>>678560366
Then I shall be your steward instead.
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Should I shit myself
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>>678541534
Is the degree thread on the top row the gayest thing ever?

Check em
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Is it for the better, Great Wizard Spider?
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>>678541534
Should I run on the streets without any clothes on?
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>>678541534
Will she ever love me?
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>>678541534
Should i ask her out?
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Should I set my tarantulas loose in the Walmart clothes section?
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Resume meds
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>>678541534
will i get a phd in ass physics
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Should I be taking my meds?
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I'm ugly aren't I?
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>>678542099
Why wasn't this check'd?
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Dubs and I step on this horror
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>>678541534
Can I kick my friends nan down the stairs?
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will i get a job soon?
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Will I an hero before I become homeless?
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>>678562620
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>>678541534
With the help of my aryan brothers will I establish a fourth Reich?
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>>678541534
Will I get a car soon
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Will Obama executive action himself another term?
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Should I?
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Should I fuck my best friend?
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Will I get laid?
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>>678541534
Do I learn viola?
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>>678541534
Will I become the great leader that I'm destined to be?
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>>678541534
will i ever max out on runescape?
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Will i get caught if i cheat?
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>>678541534
Did my new friend kill himself?
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>>678565522
(this does not count a a re-roll)

Why am I so relieved at this? I know it has no connection to the real world...
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Should I kill myself?
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Should I test myself to see if I have Huntington's?
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Where the doctors lying when they said I have aspergers?
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Should I use a knife?
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>>678560353
>asking a yes or no question
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Should I stop procrastinating?
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Should I hail Satan?
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Does Giana love me or am i delussional?
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>>678541534
will my good friend, be my roommate?
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Should i shit now?
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will I ever reach happiness?
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>>678548043
It's because you didn't use a Bugle. Fuckin noob
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>>678548945
>front part
>touchers
As a scientist, I can vouch for the validity of these terms
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will I ever become the steward?
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will i ever get laid?
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>>678568530
nope
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>>678541534

Will I fuck anyone this month?
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Shall paula agree a date with me?
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Will I ever get faith?
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Will I ever meet my waifu?
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so we will be a thing
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>>678541534
are you a liar wizard spider
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>>678571317
god dammit
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Will things work out in the end with her?
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>>678541534
Do you feel awkward when you have to go to the toilet with that ice cream cone on top of your head?
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>>678541534
should i ask her out
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>>678541534
Should I try to fuck her?
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>>678541534
Am I an autistic nigger faggot?
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>>678554126
i might be autistic but at least i'm finna get laid
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will i fuck her?
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>>678545433
Underrated post
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Is OP a fag?
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Is OP a faggot
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Should I have sex with my wife and her friends?
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should i kms
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>>678574825
THE GREAT SPIDER WIZARD HAS SPOKEN!
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>>678574783
Had to use the correct term
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>>678574832
Should he do it live?
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does she like me?

>>678542099
A new apprentice has arrived
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Well my life ever get better?
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>>678575284
Should I give up then?
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>>678575459
Fuck you spider wizard you're a fucking cunt anyways
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will i pass my next behind the wheel test?
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rollo
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