I will reincarnate and become an eagle when I die
>>678535881
rerolling
This post is a lie
>>678535881
My high school sweetheart and I are meant to get back together.
>>678535972
rerolling again, fuck
>>678536029
rollerino
>>678535881
Rolling again
>>678535881
We need a yuuuuuuuge wall
>>678535881
I will grow a pair of tits when i wake up tomorrow morning
Op is a faggot
My grandfather will finally die
i will get succ from her
>>678535881
God well and truly exists. But he is buried deep inside my anus.
I will pass away tonight in my sleep.
>>678536701
rolling
>>678536701
roll
I'll experience another past life memory before April is over.
We're never getting back together
This threads are fucking shit
>>678535881
One day I'll have the sexy sex with girl
The Holocaust is a lie.
Judy Hopps is our one and true Queen
>>678537077
Oh shit
i will cop the tri smudge and tri fire shirts on wednesdays palace drop.
>>678537177
>>678537077
Oh my god
Sun is flat
>>678537177
wew lad
niggers will save the world
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>678536616
She is immortal.
Cardcaptor Sakura is /b offical anime
>>678535881
i am john cena
>>678537333
This post is a lie.
I will finally get a job interview next week.
>>678537077
>>678537177
>77
>7
Asians are the future.
>>678537470
>>678537410
lies, lies, lies
>>678537487
oh fuck
The West is Dead.
There really is a Jewish problem.
>>678537487
Oh shit nigga don't break reality with that bullshit
Hitler did one thing wrong.
Did not finish the job.
I will get in shape, get a girlfriend, and put my life together
>>678535881
Someone will kill themself via livestream for us all tonight.
I Am The New 4chan God
>>678535881
Black people are not very intelligent.
Op is A beta basement dwelling faggot, God isnt Real, And i have a nigger sized penis
>>678537830
Aw fuck
I will get an original stock for my SKS, and my job at the raptor center will continue to go well.
>>678535881
Hitler did everything wrong.
God Hate Fags <op is a fag>
> reddit is not that bad
>>678538000
If only someone would just grow a pair and become an hero for us all...
>>678538132
re rolling
I will have the best orgasm of my life tonight.
Alls Jews are actually vampires.
>>678538178
re re roll
>>678538000
triples 0s
reddit isn't bad
>>678538206
roll
>>678538227
got it bitches
>>6785358
ops is full of shit
>>678535881
I will become rich and famous beyond my wildest dreams, then end up dead from a speedball overdose at my peak.
>>678538000
>>678538308
One more try prease?
My guineas will get it on, and be best buds.
Posts ending in 7 are absolute truths
The LGBT cult dies
>>678535881
I will fuck her too.
I am a virgin
niggers are real people
>>678535881
I enjoy the feeling of manflesh inside me
>>678538348
Just one more try for the fortune and fame.
Maybe no overdose? But still fortune and fame.
>>678538357
truth confirmed
>>678538381
Fuck, close.
>>678535881
Posts ending in 0 are absolute truths
Posts ending in 7 are absolute lies
9gag is the best website to ever exist
>>678538440
lies. you enjoy trap dick inside you
Donald Trump has aids
>>678536678
Don't be fuckin vague. State a name or you won't get a sure answer
>>678535881
I will become a rap god.
Me and Kaitlyn will date
My testicles will fall off
hitler did nothing wrong
I will have a sexy big ass cute gf who does what ever I want.
>>678538487
Fuck off
Trump will become president
>>678535881
Obama did 9/11
i get an asian wife
>>678535881
4chan will make me famous one day.
Humanity will eventually die sometime.
>>678538687
So it ain't bush then
i will be the man to start world war three
>>678538687
and the truth will set you free
bush did 9/11
Zoofags will be shot
>>678535881
My ex girlfriend cheated on me for almost the entire duration of our relationship.
Trump supporters are smart
>>678538645
Trump will never be president
>>678538777
OP should have a heart attack right about now
>>678535881
Latinos aren't white...
>>678535881
My ex girlfriend cheated on me.
>>678538827
FUCK. backfired
>>678538824
She had a good reason
>>678538777
Forgive me leader and prophet
I have 3 ft tentacles, complete with suction caps, instead of arms
>>678538777
OH SHIT
Daddy trump will give me a small loan of a million cum in my perfect little ass tonight
>>678538827
trump will become president
>>678538706
roll
I will get the girl
This guy is gay
>>678538827
Thanks.
>>678538777
fucking die
>>678535881
Hitler did nothing wrong.
I will have control to stop time and resume it tommorow morning if I say stop or resume.
I have a 7.1 inch penis
>>678535881
I am an African American.
>>678538777
good god. PRAISE HITLER2
All niggers and sandniggers will die in the next 3 years
Can't stump the Trump.
>>678539020
lies
Trump becomes emperor
>>678539020
You really were right on the money there.
>>678539167
Confirmed again :::DDDDDDDDDD
We all die tomorrow
I will have the ability to stop time and resume it tommorrow morning forever.
OP is a faggot
>>678535881
I am str8
I'll get a phone call from my mother.
>>678535881
God loves 4chan.
The fbi is watching us right now.
>>678538777
Oh fuuuuuck
Bernie will burn through the competition and become president
This thread is dead
>>678535881
Jesus wept.
Global revolution is imminent.
#ResistCapitalism
God hates 4chan.
>>678539438
Re roll, and the NSA too,
>>678535881
ONLY A SITH
>>678537037
In sorry bro :p
I should kill myself
I will have D cup breasts tommorow morning.
>>678539555
trips
>>678539591
kek
>>678539567
Well I guess I will kill myself then..
>>678539567
lel
film it
I m god
Trump is our one true savior
>>678537260
God is a lie. It's proven
Mom will make me some pizza pockets, collecting unemployment is hard.
>>678535881
Don't trust me. I always lie.
I will fuck your mother.
>>678538487
shit
>>678539567
Rip anon - 2016
>>678539370
OP here, looks like you're mistaken
>>678537487
This is like dividing by zero
The new world order is actually mcdonalds
>>678537523
roollllllllll
Lucifer is not real.
Bernie sanders will become president
I have the world's largest penis.
>>678539460
nice try faggot
I am a gay nigger from outer space.
>>678539710
Mind fuck.
This post will not end in 7
>>678539767
I already fucked your mother
>>678539567
Yes Yes
>>678539700
Lol. No. I am
Hitler will come back alive and take over America
>>678539767
Dayummm
I will fuck within 20mins the first girl I see with a nice ass and face tommorrow.
today's the day I become a super saiyan
>>678539767
Of course.
>>678540034
roll
Quads me
>>678539835
I'm actually OP.
David Cameron did nothing wrong
Keep it rollin'
Donald Trump will lead America to war with North Korea + China
>>678540034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xA0ZHEwU2Q
just try it
Asians are ubermensch
I will die a glorious death in battle.
>>678540212
Donald trump will make America great again
I have 99 inch penis
>>678535881
I will live forever
>>678540260
Nice try
>>678540245
Roll
>>678540310
kek, denied.
>>678540307
Nize bro
>>678540307
Well, confirmed. Pics please.
Furry is not heresy
I'm gonna kill myself
I will have big cums with gf tonight while she vibes her pusspuss
>>678540034
rollin
She really is busy through out the day to not text and facebook post stuff all by itself
>>678540516
Almost
>>678540529
Reroll
Vick will get back with me
I will die a Virgin, also it will be a slow and painful death.
Furries are horrible ticking timebomb animal abusers
>>678540609
Rerollin
everyone in this thread is fucking retarded
>>678535881
Best new artist the world has heard
Soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
>>678535881
I am Jesus Christ.
Emperor trump will be the future.
my gf is white, im white but my baby will be black
>>678540620
You dog ;-)
I'll kill myself someday, but it's alright.
i make the best spaghetti
I knock on the door
Its me goku
The person below me is gonna an hero on stream
>>678535881
I am become woman tomorrow.
>>678535881
Holocaust never happened
>>678540609
Rerolling again
Mexicans cause cancer.
>>678540717
He has returned
>>678540717
PRAISE THE LORD
>>678540779
Rollin
Jews do not control the world
There are no Illuminati
9/11 was not an inside job
Sansa Stark will die after being raped and tortured by a dozen midgets
Jim Carrey sucked my dick in highschool when he was still gay
>>678540609
Pls
I am a liar.
>>678540410
Liar
>>678540832
Someone already got that.
Mixed Races shall not include Blacks
The post below is jewish
>>678540776
reroll
>>678540609
I will pass that fucking test
Atlas shrugged