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Why are children from religious backgrounds so retarded?
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Why are children from religious backgrounds so retarded?
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>>678532469
cause religion itself is retarded. whole idea is dumb and just slows science progress.
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>>678532469
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jesus christ the edge
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>>678532469
Religious people are retard. Science people are smart and not inebriated by some sky person.
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>>678532469
Probably cause you're cherry picking.

>Inb4 "yoo dum christian"
I'm an atheist.
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>>678533704
I don't even like cherries and it's 11:30 at night, why the fuck would I be out picking fruit? Is that some sort of nigger insult that white cunts don't get? "you pickin cherries, son"
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>>678533704
You people and your phone gods.
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>>678532469
Because they have never been allowed to grow from he childlike state of mind that a religious person has. Never encouraged to expand their horizons or think outside the box and be open to new ideas.

>inb4 maximum fucking tipping
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>>678532959
Sam?
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Because religion is solely based on ignorance.

Look up the origin of religion.
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>>678534496
>looked it up
>ignorance
>10/10 post
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>>678532796
A retard like you who knows nothing of history belongs on /b/.
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>>678532796
Yeah, except for the advancements made by monks and friars like Mendel.
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>>678532796
>what is history
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>>678532469
>Lemaitre is not impressed
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>>678535143
Fucking niggers
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>>678535370
>>678535200
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>>678533704
Shut the fuck up. Religion itself is the poison that destroys the enlightenment of man and the power of logic. History showed nothing but the ignorance that religion posed over the intellectual enlightenment of atheism.

>>678535200
Lol, they can't even compare to actual intellectuals like Richard Dawkins and Stephen Hawking. They're just brainwashed religitards controlled by poisonous beliefs. Keep being an ignorant, stupid bigot.
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>>678532469
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>>678535916
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>>678535916
Nah you're wrong. Don't worry anon I'll pray for you :^).
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>>678535916
Oh, I probably should've realized you were trolling. Carry on.
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>>678536037
To be fair, neighbors were complaining of the noise from the generator. Still stupid
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>>678536308
this whole thread is a troll and its working cause you faggots love bait so much
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>>678532469

simple case of crap in = crap out
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>>678532469
>gif related
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>>678532796
Religion and religious people have made valuable contributions to humanity throughout history.

Having said that, we definitely don't need it nowadays, and humanity would probably be better off without religious bullshit.
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>>678532469
atheists only have this life.
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The weak nuclear force can't exist without a God to bind the atoms together.

Proof of God?
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>>678536542
These are some decent b8 pictures but no one cares about kaku.
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>>678532469
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>>678532469
>hurr durr apples to oranges comparison
>my best vs your worst-- see? I win!! Aren't I so awesome? I'm so science!
>baiting this hard
You're such a rebel; staying up past your bed time and all.
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>>678536483
You're an inbred piece of shit.
There is nothing to support the 50/50 chance, and Hitchens would never have used some arbitrary number.

Go die in a ditch.
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Atheist: one that denies God so they have no one to answer to for their sins
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>>678536879
They're not bait, they're actual REAL quotes
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>>678536689
Why is she spreading her ass cheeks? Does she enjoy anal sex?

>>678536936
No need for all that saltiness, friend. It's all in good fun.
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>>678536862
If dubs God is real.
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>>678537281
If dubs satan is real
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>>678536689
You take the good with the bad, you can't bring anything or take anything out without suffering consequences.

It's how it has to be.
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>>678537224
>Him
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What if my god is an athiest. Try to beat that you democrat scum.
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>>678532469
cause they're taught retarded things.
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>>678536862
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>>678533673
>science people
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If science is God anon how come there is no Bible for science.

>inb4 hurt science books
I said a bible not a fucking book.

Checkmate atheist scum.
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ITT: Butthurt sheep atheists mad because they know they'll never be accepted by society
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>>678533673
>not inebriated by some sky person
>2016
>Worshiping fucking Dionysus
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>>678537155
Thank you for beating down this idiot's post.>>678536483
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>>678538349
Look up the Shroud of Turin. It effectively proves the existence of Jesus Christ--and by extension, the Bible.
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>>678533933
>born again christian detected
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>>678532469
You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere.Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16…
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
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>>678538069
Wtf dude that's not funny at all she is so fucking ugly and goddamn retarted like wtf bitch I fap to the original picture of the girl from never-ending story but this shit is just fucking nasty, I don't fap to retarded pieces of shit like wtf
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>>678532469
Smart people usually don't believe in fairy tails unless they have a mental illness.
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>>678532469
>invented a flashlight that runs on body heat
What a load of bullshit.

Thermoelectric generators were first invented in the mid 1800s.
All she's done is put a thermoelectric generating pad in a torch. The amount of energy emitted by a human hand holding a torch isn't enough to illuminate anything.
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>>678538934
Lol you're retarded faggot
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>>678535143
>white trash

He the fuck goes to a funeral looking like that? Especially the funeral of someone close to you. Put on a goddamn suit and tie, put on a dress, and in both cases make sure that they are not loud and do not stand out in any way. Goddamn trailer niggers should be euthanized.
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>>678539624
I can't hear you
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>>678539943
I DON'T FAP TO RETARDS!!!
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>>678539624
Well that is because they think of things like tinkerbell or pixies that don't have tails. The only people that believe fairies have tails are furries.
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>>678532469
Because religiosity and intelligence are inversely proportional (for you religious people out there that means as one increases the other decreases).

It's very easy to understand really. Religion teaches that what you are told is truth and questioning that is questioning god. Intelligent people are naturally curious and will question what they are blindly told, will actively research and form their own conclusions based on evidence and will generally come to the conclusion that there is very probably no god.
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>>678532469
Why are atheist smog asshole who can't get laid?
If you declare a religious belief you should kill yourself and see what happens.
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>>678536542
Is he being critical or supportive of string theory? Context is everything.
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>>678539703
Anon, this is embarassing. Stop it.

>Still, Makosinski was unsure whether heat from a person's hand was enough to fuel a flashlight equipped with an LED bulb. To capture and convert energy, she settled on Peltier tiles, which produces electricity when the temperature differential between the two sides is 5 degrees Celsius, a phenomenon known as the Peltier effect. The durable material, which has no moving parts and an indefinite lifespan, was built into the flashlight's casing to simultaneously absorb heat from a person's hand along the outside of the flashlight along with the cool ambient air on the inside of the gadget.

>But while the tiles can, according to her calculations, generate beyond the minimum wattage necessary to power a flashlight (5.7 milliwatts), she discovered that the resulting voltage output wasn't enough. To up the voltage, she added a transformer, and later, a circuit, to supply what turned out to be more than enough usable electricity (5 Volts AC).

>Once she got the flashlight to turn on, Makosinski tested her new invention and found that the light tended to shine brighter as the outside air got colder. For instance, the flashlight started to work better when the outdoor temperature dropped from 10 to 5 degrees Celsius. But even in warmer environments, the hollowed flashlight sustained a strong beam of light
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>>678540815
Anon, these aren't real quotes. Why are you trying to understand them?
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Dude it's a thing I swear. I went to a youth group with my friend and like 60 percent of the people there were fucking mongoloid-looking autists
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>>678532469
Because they're happy.
>not knowing ignorance is bliss
>you fucking retard
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>>678539319
>In the Year of Our Lord 2016
>still watching wrestling

It's not real. Just like Jesus.
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>>678538659
underrated post.
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>>678535143
These are just some of the people that Bernie Sanders wants to help.
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All you fags quoting other people. It's sad. At least read the data, study science. Make your own conclusions and evaluations based on all information. Religion is gay. In a bad way
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Wrong image, but I guess that works too.
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>>678532796
/thread
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>>678541293
Anon, you masturbate to anime but it's not real either.
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>>678532469
Religion is for slaves.
Science is for rulers.

Were slaves to become smart, they would revolt, so here's a religion to dumb down the population and filter out potential rulers (ateists, educated, smart people).
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>>678541404
idk I have a feeling that this family are republican voters
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>>678541293
Under the same excuse of >it's not real
I shouldn't watch any from of media whatsoever
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>>678535143
atleast baby didn't have to grow up with parents like that RIP in pepperonis
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>>678535571

Get annoyed by smelly fucking neckbeards doing this shit at Barnes and Noble. Nobody thinks you're funny.
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>>678541950
The left stuff has nothing to do with the coffin pic, the Juggalo bitch had a still birth
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>>678536037
what is that pizza paddle
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>>678536037
Only black father in history to not leave his kids until death.
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>>678535143
So instead of calling 911, or if she didn't have a phone, going outside to get help, she went on her computer or smartphone, both of which can be used to connect help, and asked for someone to call 911 on Facebook. Then she waited for someone to respond and responded to that comment. That baby is better off dead than in that family.
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>>678542164
You have to be pretty autistic for that to bother you.
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>>678538934
so some grandpa wiped their nasty face into towel, spooky
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>>678540315
>Because religiosity and intelligence are inversely proportional
>citation needed
>please restrict it to journals that deal with relevant fields--no engineering journals for example.


I am an atheist, so the clever little diversion you are planning, will not fly.
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>>678542164
You get annoyed at people putting books in the right category?
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>>678537970
But Einstein WAS religious.
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>>678542452
>have someone like your asshole
>refuse to kiss them afterwards

That's some selfish shit right there
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>>678542459
Please shave your neckbeard and stop wearing fedoras. Maybe you will get a female human watch you into eyes.
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>>678535143
Her baby was a stillborn and the picture on the left is a fake gun
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>>678541404
The baby was stillborn and these people are heavy endorsers of the republican party
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>>678541695
I hate anime and weaboos though. Probably even more than I hate wrestling. I mean wrestling is at least highly entertaining. Weeaboos on the other hand are an abomination.
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>>678542459
>SCIENCE fiction/fantasy

And then god said "give me laser rifles and interstellar travel"
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>>678543026
>WCW
Into the trash
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>>678535143
is that land whale the mother.?
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>>678541807
>especially network news
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As someone who grew up in a a religious place I can tell you no one actually believes their religion; it's just what they're accustomed to. They shrug off the parts that don't make sense because they don't care if it's true Or not.
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>>678535143
Jesus that coffin
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>>678536862
Idiot
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>>678542459
They have an inspirational/Religious section for a reason, faggot. You can't just go around changing the rules in life because you want to.
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>>678538659
Greeks knew better they deified all the passions not just guilt and shame like judaism and its clones
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>>678543151
>Sprite commercial
>still into the trash
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>>678543487
If they don't believe it then why won't they stay away from those fucking snakes?
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>>678532959
don't post that sick shit here
save that faggotry for rekt thread
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>>678537224
>>678537839
>>678537922
>>678537970
>>678538059
If someone on the internet put a quote next to someone's name and their picture, surely it has to be true
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>2 Timothy 3:16
>best bible passage evah!
>it's a disclaimer, like the front cover should have.
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>>678538934
these actually might be real, imagine if it was the towel that covered jesus when he was crucifixed lol
>rip
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>>678532796
Gotta be honest here, saying that there is no thing as god is just as stupid as saying that you know exactly who God is. Atheists and Gnostic theists are both downs
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>>678545236
And to this day every known cuck has been an agnostic.
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>>678545162
So Jesus had such poor personal hygiene that all the dirt and shit on him left a very good imprint on the cloth? Yea, definitely sounds like a typical sand nigger. I don't understand how decent, civilized folks take him seriously.
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>>678538934
If you look up your facts the shroud has already been proven that it isn't old enough to be from the same time period as Jesus.
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>>678540831
>5.7 milliwatts
Do you have any idea how pitifully little this is?

>5.7 milliwatts = 4 lumens
The average torch is between 500 and 1,000 lumens

>Anon, this is embarassing.
It is. You don't even understand what you're reading.
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>>678532469

genetics
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>>678532469
nigger... she didn't invent shit. Pizezoic w.e the fuck they're called plates existed for a long ass time. all she did was hook em up to light bulbs
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>>678544567
but look at who its credited too, theres not even a watermark...
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>>678546477
Through "Radiocarbon-dating" it was proven that the cloth was made many years after jesus.
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>>678537922
then in 2009 we found sahelanthropus
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Obviously the 6th of April was a goog day.
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>>678538402
it is sad, but belonging isn't as important as you'd think.
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>>678538934
Ohhh im right about this so i must be right about everything.


Kys faggot
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>>678536135
Pathetic
Your best argument is a made up quote
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>>678537224
Leonard is actually a really cool person to have a general conversation with if you ever get the chance.
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>>678543774
Virginia is such a weird state. like....wtf do these signs mean?!? idk. no one knows.
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>>678546569
>5.7 milliwatts = 5 lumens
Anon, you are making a fool of yourself. Even her prototype version reached 24 lumens on 5.7 milliwatts.

>the average torch is between 500 and 1000 lumens
My flashlight is 90 lumens.

You don't have to put yourself through this humiliation. Just stop making up numbers and step away from the keyboard.
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Let us all not forget that men in the early stages of mankind that were enslaved and/or tended to livestock near Libya/Egypt/Jerusalem, places that have natural surpluses of carbon monoxide within its rocky canyons (witch causes hallucinations, burns, death) believed they talked to cold burning bushes, raped their women, and that the sea split in two.
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wanna debate faggots?
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>>678546811
The most recent study dates it between 300bc and 500ad. It also claims that there was material from the holy land found in it. Christfags have been using this to claim that it has been proven to be real.
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>>678547418
>the point is
>the point is
>the point is
>the point is

I disagree. And his name is Lawrence.
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>>678547645
this fag knows whats up
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>>678537224
Same shit MS Paint quality quotes.
Suck a dick
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>>678547558
It's one of those states where you have the stupidity of yankees, combined with the stupidity of southerners, into a sort of mega-stupidity. Like worst of both worlds.
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I'm with Jebus!
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>>678547922
a radiocarbon dating test dated the shroud from the Middle Ages, between the years 1260 and 1390, which is consistent with the shroud's first known exhibition in France in 1357.
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>>678546811
People who believe it's real, also believe in creationism, and think dating methods are unreliable. You're not wrong, but it is going to fall on deaf ears.
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>>678547922
According to professor Christopher Ramsey of the Oxford Radiocarbon Accelerator Unit in 2011: "There are various hypotheses as to why the dates might not be correct, but none of them stack up."
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>>678548527
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiversscience/100125247/the-turin-shroud-is-fake-get-over-it/
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>>678547922
Nobody is arguing that it may be from "the holy land" but all that means is that its an old dirty cloth from the middle east. Yet I do not deny that they have a right to worship this token in any way they see fit. Faith isnt meant to be logical.
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>>678537281
>>678537490
If dubs none of this is real and this entire thread is pointless
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>>678548905
also, that who knows who it's OF. there's no way to confirm it was.
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>>678535143
>>678535832
>>678539954
>>678541404
>>678541950
>>678542257
>not being able to tell the difference between real life and fiction
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I can tell you 1 thing for sure faggots. GOD didn't create Earth or the big bang. Shit why don't you even think how these things have names because God didn't name them humans did. Which means that all religions are followed by faggots who are wrong and should feel bad.
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>>678546057
they were in the desert, do you think they would waste water cleaning him?
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I had a very religious upbringing, dad is a pastor you know the whole bit.

I'm not religious now, prally cuz I question stuff so much. I wouldn't call myself retarded op, not the smartest but not retarded.
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immediate and unrelenting cultural oppression form birth
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>>678548527
>>678548527
Like I said, there was another test.

>The new test, by scientists at the University of Padua in northern Italy, used the same fibers from the 1988 tests but disputes the findings. The new examination dates the shroud to between 300 BC and 400 AD, which would put it in the era of Christ.

>It determined that the earlier results may have been skewed by contamination from fibers used to repair the cloth when it was damaged by fire in the Middle Ages, the British newspaper reported.
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>>678535200
you idiot. christianity didn't encourage their discovery. they made discoveries DESPITE their religious environment.
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>>678549083
And through modern facial reconstruction of what jesus would have ACTUALLY looked like doesnt match up with the facial features on the cloth. But wait! Everyone believes jesus was a white man with a long beard...
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>>678549275
>why don't you even think how these things have names because God didn't name them humans did

>if it has a name it must have been made by humans

Time to stop posting, friend.
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>>678534053
>hello, this is god
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>>678548661
The best math professor I had in college was not only super good at math, but could actually make relatable, and seem simple to non-math people. She was actually extremely nice too, and acted like she seriously gave a fuck about all her students. She had all sorts of religious posters with quotes and scriptures hanging in her office.
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When religion loses the White House it goes to Disneyland.
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Religion is cancerous 3bh, weak faggots looking for purpose in their life and ex drug addicts filling the void left by the addiction with some stupid god
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>>678549089
>>678539954

Are you implying that funerals, and/or trailer filth aren't real?
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>>678549992
Being nice doesn't make you intelligent. The sweetest person I know is 5 years old and he is an idiot.
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>>678550253
hahahahaha right!
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>>678541643
>christ never healed the lame
Atheists BTFO

Why do you hate God, what has he ever done to you beside give you ungrateful bunch life?
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>>678549275
Hindu creationism is insane, even by creationism standards. Hindu creationists believe that humanity is trillions of years old. 6000 years, as Christian creationists claim, is actually more in the ball-park than that.
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>>678543497
i'm surprised they didn't use their favorite ice chest instead.
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>>678550382
idk how about israel. that shithole should never have been re-created after ww2. bunch of genocidal fuckwits i'd say.
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>>678538934

everybody already knows that bibles exist, you fucking retard
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Personally I believe in the "Eternal Loop Theory" i.e. this conversation could have happened before. The general belief that at the center of the universe from where the big bang originated is a black whole. After the universe extends to a certain point and organic matter disperses the black hole will re-collect the matter and collective energy. The condensation of the sheer amount of matter and anti-matter causes a reaction. (keep in mind matter and anti-matter cannot meet without releasing an extensive amount of energy.) The resulting energy dispersal of matter, anti-matter, and energy is the beginning of a new "big bang". Thus the cycle continues and the universe continues to expand once more. Its the only theory that makes some sense to me so far...
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>>678550558
ever heard of a fossil faggot?
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>>678550253
Yea, but understanding and being able to clearly explain advanced math to people who are only learning it because they have to, does arguably make on intelligent.
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>>678532469
Religious people simply have less standards. I remember one time as a Muslim kid my grandmother told me that "You could be as weak and stupid as possible, but if you love Allah, you are stronger and smarter than most people." or some bullshit along those lines. After I realized how stupid religion was I decided that those words were meaningless, encouraging me to study and work out. You see, Atheist know this is our once chance of existing, therefore we try enriching ourselves more. Of coarse, I'm not a scientist or some shit, but I feel that I've done more with my life as I moved away from religion.
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>>678538934
its a well known fact that both Jesus and the bible existed. the problem is that Jesus was crazy and the bible is a book of fairy tales.
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>>678550974
no it doesn't
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>>678550871
Yes. Ever heard of reading comprehension, nigger?
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>>678532469
If I remember correctly is was /r/atheism that gave us all those cringy memes of "enlightenment" memes,

if you care enough to label yourself as either your retarded.
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>>678550853
That's not how that works at all
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>>678537155
>arbitrary number
>after life or not after life
>2 options
>50-50

No, thats spot on there anon
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>>678542164
I think it's funny. But I think putting Trump books over on the same shelf as douche products is funny, too.
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>>678550992
Actually religion doesn't change shit, they are just opinions, like, i believe in god and some others dont, and what? religion doesnt make you more stupid or smarter, its just an opinion, you think god exists? ok. you think god doesnt exist? thats ok also
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>>678551188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a1c_1TIGGw
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>>678535916
fedora tipping increases to orgasm
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>>678550974
I get it. You had a crush on your teacher. I understand. I've had qt professors as well. But being able to teach math is not really an indication of intelligence. It just means you can talk, read, and count.
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>>678532469
>>Why are children who grow up believing something with wildly inconsistent evidence inclined to fall behind in factual-based discussions?

Good question OP
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>>678551125

How many mongoloids with doctorates in mathematics can you name? Don't worry about naming them all, just as many as you reasonably can in 30 seconds or so. Ready? 1 2 3 GO!
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Okay so you guys seem to be anti religious but what if there had to be an orgin. And really christianity has things other religions don't. For instance the christian god comes in three forms, Father, Son of man and the Holy Spirit. Every element has three forms, solid, liquid and gas. It's a philosophical standpoint but you understand.
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>>678551777
trips of truth
and also, your point is right
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>>678551284
>Will Bernie Sanders impregnate Taylor Swift tomorrow?
>yes or no
>2 options
>50-50

Right on, anon.
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>>678532469
both are as bad as each other, nihilism for the win, i don't believe in anything.
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>>678551777
>three forms
What is plasma lmao
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>>678551154
>millennial detected

You faggots are boring as fuck.
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Isaac Newton, one of the smartest if not the smartest in history was a creationist. *drops mic*
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>>678538934
Christ was a fucking arab.

Thr bible said he had hair like sheeps wool.

He wasnt a long haired white guy.

You fucking autist.

>claiming youre a christian
>not reading gods word
RRREEEEEEEE
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>>678546569
>>678547644
pwned this hard. go back to school mormon
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>>678551777
There are more than three states of matter.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_matter
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>>678532469
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christians_in_science_and_technology
/thread
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>>678551777
Except for that pesky fourth form of matter, plasma.
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>>678552088
issac newton came from an era where being anything but Christian would put your life in immediate danger
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Atheists have completely won this thread, what a surprise
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>>678551777
Nigger are you saying that jesus has a gas, water, and solid form?
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>>678551777
Its also sexist in the extent that Christianity believes that god is a "Man" in the perspective of him being a "father" All our collective knowlege about "god" is based off a book written in the era of the unintelligent, racism, slavery, and persecution for having soo much as any kind of skin condition. These people also believed that the earth was the center of everything and that the sun rising and setting were works of magic.
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>>678532469
science is no different to religion, blind faith based on the, because i say so argument.
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>>678552107
Everyone knows Jesus was white, he was God's son so everyone knew he was different. Stop giving Muslims more fuel for their Arab God.
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>>678552586
Oh lets not forget, you cant wear polyester and cotton together or your going to hell.
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>>678532469
and yet most scientific achievements are made by religious people.
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>>678538934
That's Gandalf
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>>678532469
What did you invent OP?
Braille
Trampoline
Popsicle
Snowmobile
All invented by people under 21.
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>>678552586
Nobody with a basic understanding of Christianity thinks God is a male. People call God by male honorifics because Jesus, God's human avatar, was male. IF YOU WOULD READ THE LORE you'll find God is without gender. If you believe that kinda stuff anyways.
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They are hotter imo
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>>678552651
>>678552107
He was jewish
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>>678551508
I know what antimatter is. There is no center of the universe and there wouldn't be a black hole there either. And even if there was one antimatter doesn't release enough energy all at once to make space time expand.
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>>678552427
He was also probably autistic, and much of his views, had they been made public, would have likely lead to him being branded as a heretic. This was a time when heresy was still a criminal offense. What saved him was that the people around him kind of sheltered him, and kept his true thoughts a secret until after his death. His personal writings have since been widely released. He was superstitious as fuck, but if modern fundamentalists think he was one of them, they are sadly mistaken.
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>>678552717
>"Yo dude, kill your first born son"
Uuuuuh ok god.
>"JUST KIDDING! I was just testing ya!"
Oh....Good one GOD!
>(god is all knowing yet had to test a mans faith, even though hes all knowing therefor knew the outcome but tested it anyways for the lolz?)
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Is it wrong that I want her to get all Thermodynamic with my penis?
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>>678552651
>white
Typical white revisionism. Jesus was Chinese.
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>>678547644
Okay, so lets take the most efficient LEDs, which convert at a rate of ~100lm/W.

5.7*10^-3[W] * 100[lm/W] = 0.57 Lumens
I was wrong when I calculated it before by a power of 10, meaning it's even less than I thought.

The maximum possible lumens using 5.7mW is ~4, (Which is where I got the previous figure from. I used a theoretical equation, rather than a practical one).

>Even her prototype version reached 24 lumens on 5.7 milliwatts.
You physically cannot make an LED emit 24 lumens from 5.7mW.

>My flashlight is 90 lumens.
And mine is 1,800. Which is why I said average.

90 lumens with the most efficient LEDs is 900mW (closer to 1500mw). Her torch is going to be 2000x dimmer than your 90 lumen torch.

If there's only 5.7mW of power, it doesn't matter what she steps up the voltage to. The brightness is decided by the watts and efficiency of the LEDs.

There's a reason why you can't buy these.

I'm going to bed, I'll read your reply in the morning if you do.

>>678552136
>hurr durr, i'm just as dumb as this other nigger
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>>678550992
Im not into fat girls.

But im into this fat girl
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>>678553131
Like I said "Theory" We haven't amassed enough information yet to prove anything about it at this point. Heres a bit more about black holes. Not a counter argument, just a good read :)

https://www.insidescience.org/content/every-black-hole-contains-new-universe/566
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>>678553371
Sorry that you can't solve a simple problem a high school student figured out. She got it working and according to you it's not possible. Enjoy being Dumber than a high school student idiot.
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>>678550225
no, See
>>678542799

See, we're not all newfags like yourself. The ICP baby funeral was on a myspace picture album.
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>>678540274
wow. pic made me forget what the thread was about.
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>>678553712
Not him but by that logic
> you're dumber than her too
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>>678551777

Actually, the Holy Trinity didn't exist in Judeo-Christian religion for quite some time. It's an idea that was developed later on. Of course, that's not something you would know by only reading a modern translation of the Bible.

Also, matter has more than three states, and why would matter...err... matter in the first place? God is supposed to be immaterial, so if anything, one should compare it to energy, not matter.
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>>678537970
inspiring
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>>678552593

Dropped out of the 6th grade, huh Jimmy Ray? Anyway >>>/pol/ is where you belong.
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>>678539954
>im a cowardly follower, so it enrages me to see others not blinding conforming to meaningless traditions which I myself cannot escape
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>>678553895
No I read the articles and see what she did, that idiot seems to think she's a fake or something. Also nice try samefag, I don't know why a random anon would defend a low IQ moron like him.
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>>678554010
nope just stating facts, science is just another religion and both are as bad as one another.
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>>678533704
religious children have problems with discerning reality from fiction
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/cogs.12138/abstract
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>>678552107
>implying god wasnt white
then if he existed, why is he so good?
niggers were never good.
fucking nigger, learn
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>>678554348
I have never know a war to be started in the name of science...
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>>678534053
then who was phone?
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>>678553831
Was kind of sad she lost it on mother's day.
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>>678551971
Right. Good show
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>>678550382
ackshully the bable never says he healed anyone, he was too busy washing niggas feet, lolol

your guy was a fucking peasant and holy fuck wandering the desert for 30 years, try following the fucking shore, jew-rusalem was like a weeks walk away the whole time. some divine fucking inspiration indeed.
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I don't understand why people think science and religion can't go together, I'm personally religious but love learning about science etc, if someone provides good evidence I'm likely to change my mind, I think it's a shame that so many religious people don't take the time to learn their religions own beliefs before trying to debate other people
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>>678553831
That's nice, but my point still stands. They are not dressed appropriately for any funeral, and it is because they are trash. How is either point affected by the FB picture being related, or not? Learn to fucking use your brain, dipshit.
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>>678554483
but there has been countless atrocities in the name of science, psychiatry, pharmaceutical pills, ect, both are horrific when you get down to their cores, elitism.
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>>678554304
Because you're just as stupid as him. Not saying her shit doesn't work. Just because you've read it doesn't mean you understand it.
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>>678553895
You can't understand the most simple maths or conservation of energy, even when I write it out for you.

Maths and physics doesn't lie. The reporters looking for clickbait do.
Check the math and either agree or mathematically refute what I've written or fuck off.

>>678554304
>I read the articles.
Because clickbait article journalists are required by law to have an understanding of physics.
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>>678542667
Ah, but he wasn't sure which religion he belonged to his whole life
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>>678552552
>Sold, liquid, gas
>Father, son, holy spirit
>insert arbitrary illuminati/hl3 confirmation
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>>678536689
the good theyve brought stmmed from scienc, not religion.
Newton was an alchemist and wanted to create the philosophers stone or transmute lead into gold. But he did the laws of dynamic with science, not with magic or beliefs and he proved them with science, not with holy texts
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>>678554220
>/wrist

I thought the whole emo thing ended already.
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>>678553103
>jew
>race
Choose one
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