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>>678511748
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Let go
>>678511829
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
kys
>>678511748
MICROWAVE IT THEN EAT IT
>>678511748
let it go man he dindu nuffin
Not even real op i bet
>>678511748
Let splinter go
NINJA TURTLES 1990 LIVE STREAM
instasync.com/r/1legged_lovely
suck his cock first then stick him in your ass
Micro
>>678512208
you just lost the bet
rolling for microwave
If dubs microwave
Microwave the littlw shit
>>678511748
Guy who got trips for space program here, microwave it and film it OP
Chop tail off and flush. Keep tail
>>678511748
Cum on it and microwave it and lick the cooked cum
>>678512299
Winrar
If quads put it in your butthole
Microwave
Timestamp
>>678512299
FINALLY NOT A FAGGOT ROLL
op here
trips = microwave
(will be recorded)
If this isn't bait
Microwave it
Let go after u chop tail
>>678511748
Let go and kill your self
MICROWAVE THAT SHIT
if singles give him a bj
Film the microwaving of the mouse for 5 minutes. If it explodes show us the insides of the microwave then eat one of the chunks
MICROWAVE
>>678512620
kill yourself also microwave
>>678512620
Just do it
goodbye rato
Let go
>>678511971
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
Micro of course
>>678512620
D O
I T
>>678512745
You want me to microwave, faggot?
Trips first i said
>>678511829
Can we be 10 pals?
If I get dubs, eat it, alive.
Let it go. Microwave a pint of sugar and water until it's hotter than lava, then pour it over your face and micropenis.
Don't do it m8
Microwave yourself and let the mouse go safely.
>>678512836
Quit being a faggot OP there's been like 10 dubs already
Nice op dont be a fag and do it. These white knights dont know shit
This is bait, prove me wrong
>>678511748
Let it go ... let it go !
Sorry ill do it. Trips first
>>678512836
You got your trips last thread
Eat tail then let go
>>678512411
Roll
Microwave. Do it now, faggot.
For the fellow who was asking, here's a greentext
Roll for microwave
>>678512963
roll
>>678512181
This.
Yes ,I am God.
>>678513111
winrar
LET THE VOTING BEGIN
http://strawpoll.me/7327265
>>678513111
CHECCCCCKEEEEEEEED!!!
>>678512808
Look at all these dubsss on the last thread we said space program and you said no balloons, that guy had trips. In honor of his 999 trips you should microwave the thing
Just microwave it already
Give it to someone that will actually care for it.
>>678513111
WE GOT A WINNER
>>678513111
Wooop
>>678512653
I bet you eat burgers faggot
>>678513111
Win motherfucking rar
>>678513111
Fuck yes do it now OP you monstrous faggot
microwave it, then shove it in uranus
>>678513111
WINRAR
what's the fucking problem
why don't you just microwave it?
why would anyone make these threads if they weren't ready to microwave the item/animal in question?
>>678513111
TRIPS NOW OP MICROWAVE THE MOUSE AND FILM IT NOW NO MORE EXCUSES
Okay faggots,
trips are here
now wait.
>>678512693
rolling for this
>>678511829
Whyd you stop m8? Did you go on your d8 with your gf whos 8 and r8 8/8. Cant w8 m8?
>>678513111
Winrar
>>678512929
Roll for this.
let it go pls
Just so you know, the FBI tracks animal abuse now.
You're fucked, m80
>>678511748
Microwave, but you have to stick a fork in the microwave as well. I want to see science, so do the rest of us.
>>678513381
This,
I am Satan!
>>678513415
roll
Op better deliver
>>678513111
MICROWAVE YOU MUST
>>678513466
Gtfo 4chan this isn't the first time shit like this has happened on here
>>678511748
Send him to space
>>678513490
>I am Satan!
Fuck off with your 9gag cancer
Lol faggit
>>678513466
>assuming OP is in America
>go fuck your fat mother
>>678513111
Winrar! Do it now faggot
>>678512861
Yeh
Eat tail after microwave
>>678513561
kek, i've been here for quite a while.
I hope OP microwaves it.
But like I said, you fucking retard, the FBI tracks it now.
You fucking idiot.
If trips u microwave then eat
>>678513111
We're still waiting.... Don't let my trips go to waste
>>678513466
Just so you know fbi tracks faggots. Youre fucked m8
>>678513466
Water is wet
You fuckin made me do it, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!
jk i let the motherfucker go.
Goodnight
>>678511748
Slit your wrists
>>678513641
OP is definitely a burger
JUST DO IT
>>678513832
OP IS A FAGGOT!!!!!
>>678513490
>>678513561
Summer, is that you ?
>>678513832
Lol as soon as I tell you that the FBI is tracking animal abuse.
You fucking coward.
>>678513832
Kill yourself you piece of shit
Let go. I am a second Jesus.
>>678513743
>I've been here for quite a while.
Sure you have
OPs original intent was to consume the mouse as he is an Amerifag
OP here
Im actually a newfag too
>>678513953
no, couldn't have been. This level photoshop takes some time for faggots
>>678513832
>>678514029
Maybe not a bad one
>>678513466
Admittedly he was quite careless with this post.
>>678513832
Like always, OP is a faggot
>>678513832
op just gave in to all the tumblr and reddit faggots who cry over a fucking mouse
>>678511748
Op you must deliver
>>678513609
>>678513948
I'm sorry senpai
>replies confirmed
>>678513127
That guy is a fucking monster.
>>678514157
I knew i had potential
>>678514174
kek
>>678514248
First deliver then we decide
damn, i wish i had a mouse right now
so i could do what that mongoloid OP wouldn't do
and finish this thread
>>678513832
Slit your wrists. Please. We don't want cunts like you coming from Reddit and Youtube. You come here acting nice and trying to make yourself feel better about living a cuck lifestyle.
>>678514174
Legend!
>>678514174
im already 1 step ahead of you fellow Anon OP will an hero when im done.
OP is fucked
>>678513832
kill yourself faggot
>>678513953
>>678513963
>>678513972
>>678514064
>>678514178
>>678514189
That's not OP you newfags..... It's clearly photoploped. FFS Fucking newfags these days?
>>678514444
God damn
Checked
>>678511748
Well man, you're done.
>>678514300
>>678514444
Checkered
>>678514444
Microwave the fucking thing
>>678514553
You fucking retard.
>>678514174
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-30623611
>"Politician's fingerprint 'cloned from photos' by hacker"
Imagine how far ahead the FBI are at this point, they can probably clone OP from this photograph.
>>678514248
Still waiting
Op could probably build a house with the amount of bricks he must have shat by now
http: //www.liveleak.com/view?i=802_1442332694
>>678514444
I fucking wasted perfectly good quads!
>>678514553
Fucking hang yourself
>>678514740
Sorry, my bad... I gone done goofed.
>>678514699
cheked ur chkers
Let IT Go
>>678513466
>>678513832
>>678513953
>>678514174
>>678514531
>>678514671
Epic. Fucking. Thread.
w e w l a d
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>>678515038
that's so lightweight faggot, try me.
liveleak
/view?i=8d4_1418946627
>>678513832
ffs now i have to search up mouse torture on live leak instead
>>678515148
M'kay.
Here's a vagina, sorry i inconvenienced your night.
Someone screencap the thread
>>678515001
Yea jeez man.. i really am terrified
Posting in epic thread?
HI MOM
>>678514671
Yeah, cuz the FBI cares about a Mouse. Fuck all that al-qaida shit. Save the mouse. Faggot
>>678515500
XDDD YOU ARE SHITTING BIG BRICKS YES?!?! XDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX O.O YOU ARE THE RAGE GUY!!!! LMAO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>678515645
It's a joke. You're meant to look at the tabs.
>>678515754
The cancer is strong with this one
>>678511748
It looks like Bernie Sanders.
Op is officially a giant fag
>>678515822
Oh, seems like i am the faggot
>>678515754
Omg look at this newfag... falling for the bait like a noob
>>678515500
You're being tracked by the FBI now.
There might even be an investigation to see what else you've done, and assess you for violence potential.
You fucked up so bad m80
>>678511748
I think you should go out and pick a fight with someone who can stand up for themselves rather than being a coward and inflicting harm on something which has no way of fighting back.
You fucking pussy cowards make me sick. Grow a fucking pair.
>>678516122
Well... looks like im fucked
>>678515281
ebin :DDDD
>>678516390
MUTUCO ERES TU?
>>678516341
https://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2016/february/tracking-animal-cruelty/tracking-animal-cruelty
>>678511748
>people actually believe the FBI will investigate a glorified rat-trap
>the same people that ignored direct warnings from Russia about the Boston bombers and Chechens in general
Although I laugh a little thinking that they'll come sack this kid instead of stopping a heist etc.
>>678513832
Lol
>>678516191
ITT cringe
>>678516692
Obviously neither OP or the other FBI fags have read the rules (nothing is to be taken seriously)
>>678516670
>>678516955
dubs
tis gon b gud
Kill yourself and let it go you peice of shit.
>>678516670
OP here,
Delivering: Guy tasering a mouse to death
http ://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fcc_1430236951
Boring bread is boring. Ram it up your shitter OP.
>>678514213
Fucking faggot
>>678511748
Is that my mouse I gave you, "Dimebag"? If so, kill yourself.....
>>678516191
>being this cringe
OP here again,
delivering rat torture
http ://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5a3_1440346636
>>678517495
I'm gonna call the cops on you, if this is Dimebag, you faggot....
>>678517130
>>678517495
Lol I dont give a fuck about that shit.
I wanted to see OP microwave it. I'm bored.
But I'll settle to see OP be tracked instead
We need more threads like this
>>678517495
I've already seen this before, it's not op, I've actually jerked off to this though
>>678517495
Fag, just stop been a fag for 5 min. The air is so much cleaner than sniffing youur own farts, trust me.
???
>>678517369
I hope OP gets arrested for being a faggot and not delivering
>>678514671
Look at this mans tabs. We should all report HIM to the FBI.
>>678512620
Rolling for trips
>>678511748
Roll
>>678518519
>>678511829
*eat *ate *ate *ate *ate *ait *ate *aight* ate *ate *ait *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate*ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *eat *ait *ate *ate *eat *ait *ate *ate *ate *ate *eight *ate *ate *ate *ait *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate*ate *eat *ait *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *ate *eat *ait *ate
>>678511748
Rall
>>678518558
>>678518624
Rolling for microwave. also if you have any marshmallows please feed it to mouse so it balloons up. thanks
Rolling for microwave.
>>678518791
>>678514671
911 ? xD kek
>>678518653
is this what real autism looks like?
>>678518791
I'll microwave your virgin cock faggot
fuck off
Ah poo piderman has an emergency
>>678518791
rolling for this
>>678518791
OP YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVER THIS
>>678518858
didn't know this was a ylyl. i LOL-ed so hard
Microwave
>>678518858
Somebody has to care if folks do things right or not. This is not 'Nam, there are rules.
Chop it's arms and legs off first, and THEN microwave it.
http://strawpoll.me/7327265/r :^)
>>678519222
WINrAr!!!!!!!!
What are we rolling for? Trips?
>microwave
Microwave
Let go and kill yourself
>>678519222
WINRAR!
>>678519222
winner winner hang a nigger
>>678513832
Okay well... here is what you missed
>>678513832
Well... here is what you missed faggots
>op
>>678520046
would you look at that.
>>678511748
do a Lennie on it
![1344235984[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V1lA1T2.jpg "1344235984[1]")
