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ITT i record myself saying the first 5 comments with my foreign accent.
You'll have to guess what country i'm from.
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A
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>>678511039
Welcome To The Monkey House
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>>678511039
Allahu akbar, oh praise the lord and jesus for giving us these smal,l children to rape and molest
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Lol eg
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>>678511039
You'd like to be you, wouldn't me??
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>>678511039
daddy fuck me.
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I suck dick.
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OP here, doing this, posting the result soon
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s05gcq9ilfhE
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>>678511913
You sound black
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>>678511039
>wtf did I just do
kek
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>>678512155
I'm white, i'm way too white since i never see the sunlight, but that's okay.

Also I'm from Europe
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>>678511913
Sound some type of Asian
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>>678511039
you sound brown..........not being racist - polish/indian?
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>>678511039
french
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>>678512297
fuck off you autist
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>>678512155
>>678512462
french of course, you stupid faggots
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>>678512683
Nope

>>678512698
Not indian nor polish
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>>678511913
romania or some slavik country?
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>>678512956
French
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>>678512760
>>678512931
>>678513041

Damn that was fast. GJ guys, i'm french


Anything more i should try to record myself saying before i leave to roll myself in my white flag ?
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>>678513168
"'My accent is incredibly attractive and I will crush dead babies in a pestle and mortar and sniff it up my left nostril"
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>>678513326
This wasn't me daddy.
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>>678513326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DamuAsiSE2
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"we deserved the terrorist attack"
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>>678513598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PVlpWYSbKI
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>>678513168
Hol up, hol up, hol up, pop a bottle.
Hol up, hol up, hol up, if you suck and swallow.
Smell that marijuana, they gon' follow
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>>678513589
Thank you very much. I'm surprised you did that!
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>>678513168

I havent not been there when it wasnt not then

baguette baguette baguette
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>>678513168
I don't know why my country is so irrepressibly shit. It's like we invite others to humiliate us and then profess our greatness by clinging on to the distant memories of French culture. I guess I'm trying to say everything about who I am is just kind of redundant. Coral. Garage. Cunt
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>>678513711
thanks
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TITS OR GTFO OP
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>>678513775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13PLueTFYyW
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>>678513711
>>678513589
omg this is so sexy
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>>678513796
You're welcome anon

>>678513814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fm3ocPCGQS
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Ayy my nigger
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>>678514203
lmao, pretty funny to hear in a non G voice. thank man
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>>678513857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0knvp8a1zwO
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>>678513168
That was pretty obvious. Also it's obvious there's two of you. The guy to make the thread and the girl to read
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>>678514378

''Donald J. Trump is our lord an saviour, and going against his will is a high treason. All Berniefags shall be crucified. AVE' CAESAR!''
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Ravioli ravioli give me the formioli
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>>678514760
Nope there's indeed a guy in the room but he's busy playing on his Xbox and laughing at me
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>>678514891
This
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>>678514766
DUBS DEMAND IT
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>>678515180
Nice try.
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>>678514766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q7vtQCojZr

>>678514891
>>678514996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jGYKpknjCQ
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>>678513168

"Je suce des bites en enfer"
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>>678515231
berniefag on suicidewatch right here
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>>678515359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WncmBiH9ba
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>>678515346
Your English is actually pretty good!
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>>678515577
Thanks man!
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>>678513168
tits or gtfo bitch
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>>678514766
Oui ! OP Do it for your neighbor from the north
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Describe your appearance.
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"me gusta meterme la morcilla por el culo"
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>>678515815
>being this much of a beta

You should just say ''Show us your tits, bitch'' like a real man.
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>>678515983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wU6gNoYy32
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>>678511913
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05gcq9ilfhE
not sure if asian bitch or french bitch
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"oh oui c'est mes poils de chatte, je les avais coupés l'année dernière"
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>>678516154
''MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA''
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>>678516392
Je peux pas dire ça aussi bien que l'auteur de la vidéo en question, sry
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>>678515548
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WncmBiH9ba
ok, totally french

ENFERRRR
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"que picardía, denunciado maquinola"
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WHERE ARE MY BOOBS?
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>>678515986
O-ok, sorry anon
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>>678516490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fYiJ8volU1
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"me gusta hacerme una paja"
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>>678516868
It's typical nigger speech, c'mon, isn't that obvious? Didn't the ''muhfuggen'' give it away?
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>>678516868
wot the fok did you jus sai bout' me homeboys u crakhed?

im the tuffest bloke in newcastle gym u wanker i ain't afraid of nuffin u right cunt
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>>678516713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06Q9qVtBzUw

>>678517011
Sowwy anon, i was just like wat and noticed it sounded niggerish only after recording it
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>>678517217
thank you <3
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>>678516868
god, french girls speaking make me hard
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>>678517197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YeI1mK1f10
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>>678515346
Hey, OP, are you interested in history?
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>>678517801
Woa-... who said that?
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Record urself moaning sexually please.
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>>678511039
I love big creamy mars bars
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>>678517749
I can smell your loneliness
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>>678517801
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YeI1mK1f10
jeez that was awesome

>>678517826
Depends on which part of history you're talking about. But i'm interested in medieval roleplay so i'm okay about that part
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>>678517946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0slL915TyZL
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“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
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Now say this in french:

I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It's a crazy thing to do. It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.
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Op is not a faggot.
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>>678511039
Make a recording of you masturbating and moaning. For 2 minutes
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>>678518571
This.
Please! Baguettechan!
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Say "I hate Niggers, Muslims and Jews!"
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>>678518571
This
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>>678518201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s096x7O6WNHs

>>678518334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dd04spOddR
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>>678518571
I can't guys i'm not alone in this room sowwy
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>>678518334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s079gUraMNv8
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>>678518662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JMGTyMjMUq
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>>678518774
I love your accent and when you read that it put the biggest smile on my face. bless you
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>>678519157
i love you anon
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>>678518922
If trips you do it for us?
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Say "I love you, Anon"
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Post pictures of yourself
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>>678511039
You're from a shithole country that thinks this is fun
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photo sinon fake
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>>678518037
lonely what, i find their pronunciation hot, neckbeard.

i met a group of them during school trip but unfortunately nothing happened
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>>678519269
We are only here briefly and in this moment you are beautiful.
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>>678519157
THIS is loneliness
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>>678519689
I'm shocked..
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>>678519496
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last one from me, will you say this in french:

The heart is not like a box that gets filled up; it expands in size the more you love. I'm different from you. This doesn't make me love you any less. It actually makes me love you more.
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>>678519705
Cringe thread initiated
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>>678519379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s096m1IT856G
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>>678520076
Feels thread initiated
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>>678520076
muh dick
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>>678519952
Timestamp or this isn't u. If it is ur hot af
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>>678520076
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>>678512616
FRENCH
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>>678519952
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s096m1IT856G
When i see you picture i think of marceline from adventure time
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>>678519909
i met them during lunch time with my class, they were with their class.

have you ever been in a foreign country during a schooltrip, faggot?
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>>678519952
timestamp, and also tits
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xp3gBG1nyQ
this is a grill thread
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>>678519952
>>678520793

the lighting in the first one make you seem a lot prettier
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Please Say “I want you deeper inside me! Mi amor, your cock... I can feel you pulsing inside me. Cum...Cum inside me. I want your children.”
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bonsoir
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>>678519952
nah is not you, that girl is beautiful
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>>678520982
Post tits, if not, then face.
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>>678521036
i like when the light makes my skin looks better, but all i have now is my no-makeup tired face shitty cam sowwy anon
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>>678521114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01D0g5yKBsc
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>>678520982
North American. Shame
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>>678521529
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>>678521529
Kek
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>>678521529
FUCCKK YOU
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>>678521599
I'm russian, I talk with americans alot though
>>678521301
go fuck ur sister
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>>678521529
damn son
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>>678521114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sTpaTTjk1P
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>>678521460
it was a nice way to say you're ugly
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>>678521114
>>678521529

same thing , but it's just improved to rape edition
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>>678511039
South Africa
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>>678521976
at least my cat luvs me *sadsad*
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say this like amelie:

Il vaut mieux venir en aide aux humains plutôt qu'aux nains de jardin.
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>>678522208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MdVDUalVAB
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>>678521976
Why do you think i'm on /b/
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Vous, au moins, vous ne risquez pas d'être un légume : même un artichaut a du coeur
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>>678521830
You should cut that shit out. Russian accent > American
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>>678522302
i love you
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>>678511913
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05gcq9ilfhE
french algerian
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>>678522302
What a beautiful voice you have, anon
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>>678522423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UoltO4Fjui
I grew up in greece so i have a greek/russian accent.
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>>678513589
My heart just got a boner.
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>>678521940
Masturbating to this tonight
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>>678522538
>>678522573
Thanka yew guys! <3 Here's one of me moaning for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PRl86Mc2Rz
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>>678522766
How do you know I'm not your mom? I'm disappointed in you and this is anonymous. It's quite likely
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>>678522983
i'm not opening this shit
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she sounds like curie from fallout 4
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>>678522369
show pussy, maybe she looks better
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>>678522983
I just came buckets
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>>678523116
Again, i can't, i'm not alone sowwy
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Say "Dick or Get the fuck out"
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>>678523050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zd7bPNePu9
Mommy?
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>>678523250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01DEuBEf6uC
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>>678522920
you fuck, i took the fucking bait
kek
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>>678523245
go in bathroom, there's people also in there?
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>>678522983
>turn volume way down
>open link
>only a tiny bit dissapointed instead of very dissapointed
Very interesting that the ones who pose as femanons tend to be the most autistic. Something about anger from lack of sexual stimulation?
Anyway, if someone could record themselves calling me a big guy (maybe with some plane noises in the background) I would appreaciate it, regardless of the voice or quality...
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What part of france do you come from?
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>>678523492
I'm taking pics with my webcam, you think i'm going to take my laptop to the bathroom and not look suspicious ? Sowwy sowwy
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nique sa mere la police
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say "damn son where'd you find this"
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>>678523622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kse03MMgnI
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yPs1JPONeG
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>>678523116
here is pussy
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>>678523866
>For You
Thanks.
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>>678523622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S0wENNEZhp
Anon, I'm so sorry.. I'm here to please you master ;-;
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>>678523721
"love to watch series while pooping, mind your business douchebag"
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>>678523721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UN7qk6UlhS
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>>678520793
>rainbow dash in the shelf.

It's like I created you in a computer...
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>>678523335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19aOkxeneXA
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>>678523866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DLm5x4RcTw
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>>678523962
I didn't hear you call me a big guy anywhere in there. you're fired.
>>678524091
He knows whats up
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>>678523943
Nice.
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>>678521529
omg so hot!
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>>678523866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05IbVuuWHQZ
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>>678523859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WTyQPOZgBq
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>>678523866
Can anyone guess where I'm from ?
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>>678523943
butterface spotted
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>>678524263
A daycare?
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>>678511039
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05gcq9ilfhE
france
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>>678524263
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kse03MMgnI
micronesia or somewhere on the east coast in the us
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>>678524346
Almost
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please say this "I find myself... humming inside. I feel so very... happy, this is the word!"
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>>678523943
are you a lesbian?
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>>678524453
Wrong continent.
I guess my accent isn't that bad after all
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will you say À boire ou je tue le chien! in a serious voice
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>>678519952
>>678523943
>yfw this are supposed to be the same person

you look *a bit* fatter in the last one
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OP is fucking based
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>>678524840
angles son
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>>678524585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0etFqCvMeJ4
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>>678524840
i am fatter, took over 15lbs from bad eating habits, but i lost 3lbbs so far, yay
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What time is it over there OP?????
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>>678525116
11.30pm
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>>678525053
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0etFqCvMeJ4
i came
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>>678525053
swedish or speech impediment?
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>>678521460
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dd04spOddR
op is cute
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>>678524083
i-is that a bad thing anon ?
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>>678525080
lbs?

you're european, use the fucking kilos
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>>678525080
you should fuck more
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>>678525627
being in a ldr, i can't really fuck whenever i want, but i'll soon fix that since we're going to live together in a few months, so yay byebye fatty me
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>>678525347
its a deadpool quote from dead pool to his soul mate.

dont mind the autism.
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>>678525796
heart boner shrivels up...
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNXrh2PIBI
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>>678526015
eastern european? slavic
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>>678526015
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sNXrh2PIBI
arab?
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>>678525796
>ldr

good luck discovering your soul mate is a 45 yro fatass from alabama
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>>678526330
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0etFqCvMeJ4
eastern european, not slavic :D
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>>678525796
long distance killed me. i hated being apart from them and i ended up missing them all the time. fucking sucks
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>>678526430
i would've laughed my ass off, but we already meet once a month, no fatass from alabama for me, sadly
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I wish you well OP. 1 million hugs
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>>678511913
Italian
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>>678526559
ukraine?
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>>678526575
Aw dude that sucks, weren't you able to see each other often though ? What happened ?
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>>678526811
you sound like a motorbike
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>>678526726
Thank you so much. 2 millions hugs to you
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>>678526649
and this fatass is from?
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>>678526922
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FBODfIly3N
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>>678527044
He's from france but lives kinda far away from me, i know there's not a great distance between us but our jobs and stuff doesn't let us see each other a lot, that's why we decided we'd move in together
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>>678526015
Greek?
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>>678526844
>>>678526575 (You)
She lived in US and i lived in canada. We never met but kept in touch using skype and messenger. we kept it up pretty well for a couple of months, talked a lot, messaged all the time. then she bailed on me for a week. no word or anything. I started to keep a distance from her after that--so i wouldn't get hurt. and we gradually grew more and more distant. untill we stopped talking altogether. i still think about her and about what could've been.. i don't know anymore (sorry for the shitty grammer and editing)
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>>678522772
>>678525959
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>>678527130
Are you on Plane? are there snakes there too? are there snakes on the plane?
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>>678527334
is he fat?
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>>678527617
I'm so sorry anon, i really wish you the best.
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>>678527334
I'm excited for you. Moving in together is huge, that's grown-up shit. YOU AN ADULT NOW OP!
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>>678527849
He's way less fat than me, he's also way taller so he says he still thinks i'm the small one and he helps me with my weight loss when i ask for it, he's super supportive
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>>678524840
angles and over exposure
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May i ask what you do for a living?
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>>678528147
IMMA ADULT NAO YAY
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>>678528368
I'm not sure how the job's called in english, i fix people's computers, both for hardware and software shit
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>>678528406
adults don't say nao. you're a kid again. you have to give back you're special undwear and badge back.
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>>678528596
i follow you. I understand
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>>678528272
how does he deal with the fact that he has a girl less attractive than him, and that he couldn't even fuck her when he wants to?
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>>678528643
Fuck i failed at it again. I'll have to train harder
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>>678528917
I'm not sure about how he deals with the fact i'm less attractive than him, actually, and he's probably to nice to say to my face that he's better than me. Also for the sex, we just both wait until our monthly meetup, or sometimes when i get holidays i'll stay at his house for a week to catch up, things like that
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>>678528952
there is no training for being an adult. you just keep picking yourself up after each fuck up
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Say this : " I am underage bVIII and i cant post tits so basically /thread
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>>678529315
is it weird that it makes me hopeful when i hear that your realtionship is working out. like there's people out that want to be with you and they love you for the mess that you are. kind of beautiful how things work out
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>>678521657
>>678521529
I laughed so much at this
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>>678529887
I was straight hones with him to begin with, showed him pics where i wasn't using light to make my face better and where i wasn't wearing make up, then we skyped with cams on, i told him everything about me, especially the bad parts of me, and he was like "i still want to try this out" and now it's been years and we're happy. I'm a happy mess.
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>>678529315
he's a very brave man, probably
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>>678530514
damn rite
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>>678528917
dude, stop
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>>678530322
I love that so much. It makes me dizzy ha
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>>678530322
probably because he was too alone and the only way to find a woman was using internet, accepting every kind of person he could find.
i know a lot of men like him
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>>678531705
He wasn't alone, even though we met on an online game, he has a social life, i don't, he's the exact opposite of me and he's still willing to include me in his life, that makes me feel all hyper
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>>678531705
dude, really, stop this shit
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>even though we met on an online game, he has a social life

kek
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>>678532439
kekeke
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>>678532439
kekekeke
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What game was it?
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>>678532630
Guild Wars
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