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>>678508634
So where the slutty femboys at
>>678508848
hawt
>>678509396
/thread
daerht/
>>678509162
Zaryss is one.
>>678510357
So why's he not over here now, riding this thick cock
>>678510616
because i respect myself
>>678510616
Because he likes fatties.
careful now
>>678510712
Respect is good, but respect and a dick in your butt go hand in hand
>>678510866
Gross
snarf doesn't know what he's talking about
anyone have this picture
i napped during a thread
Snarf is bored and stuck watching a 3 year-old while sick. What he says, goes.
More porn, less talking
>>678511673
then feel free to go somewhere else
>>678511329
incorrect
>>678511788
What is with you guys today, wake up on the wrong side of the dog bed?
>>678511788
>That dragon on the left not joining in
>>678512098
You want to deal with the 3 year-old?
>>678512331
rip
>>678512418
no, that's your job
>>678512892
Then you crave the fatties. That's your job.
>>678513162
i like them chubby, not fat
>>678513251
Its all the same in the public's eye.
So what's up?
>>678513504
whatevs
playin civ
so much gote
not that I complain
>>678513928
>I'm not for sexual purpose
Of course you are, silly gote
>>678514160
So are Loths.
>>678514288
what about snarfs?
>>678514331
Snarfs are for sadness.
>>678514288
There is no one here who can help me serve my sexual purpose
>>678514331
I believe that they also fall under that category
i think it's safe to say nobody here is for a sexual purpose
demos can I use you for sexual purpose?
>>678514582
and sickness?
>>678511091
>>678514744
That all Demos are good for.
And yes.
>>678514789
thanks friend
By "here" I meant my bed
>>678515005
np :3
>tfw no sexual purpose
Stop sexualizing Asriel.
>>678515488
state your reason
gonna smash some civ
tfw no zaryss to smash you
i'll smash you at the same time too
needs more boy sluts
totally uncalled for
Ew, both of you
pillows are huggable, I wonder if qt bois are better
better artists are more important than boy sluts
>>678516157
i'll call you bb
>>678516244
funny enough, really skinny boys are not huggable because it's like you're hugging a skeleton
>>678516395
sad
at least they should be warm and the belly and butt is soft
>Not wanting to hug a qt skeleton
>2016
wow the community balance mod for civ 5 makes it a much more balanced experience
too bad poland is still overpowered
>>678516567
given that they HAVE a butt or a belly
thats why boys with a little extra are best qt boys
>Not liking skinny boys
>>678516244
we are
much better
>>678516395
false
im a very huggable skeleton
Demos likes the fatties.
Now's your chance snarf!
I'M NOT SAYING I LIKE FATTIES OR DISLIKE SKINNY GUYS
I'm just saying it would be best to cuddle with a boy who's a bit more full who has a tummy and a very nice ass
>>678516731
you can be the exception
Demos is totally into the fatties.
>>678516935
no don't talk shit about my skeleton bretheren
as long as we are #toned skeletons
we are good.
too bad not many people can see my ass
>>678516616
the only qt skeleton I know - I don't meet his standards
>>678516646
You mean just normal bois
I am a bit skinny but I have butt
Even a skinny person doesn't have bones in his belly so it is soft anyway
>>678516731
I believe you
I like the sassy look skinny boys have
>>678517108
It is quite easy to fix, you know
>>678517062
>>678517062
>>678517062
>>678517062
>>678517206
it's okay
i make sure not many people see my ass
>>678517108
too bad indeed
>>678517138
so you like flamers
>>678517073
well it's not anybodys fault that boys like me are better
>>678517116
yea i guess
>>678517270
Is it bad?
>>678517108
k, pics
>>678517116
yea
yall know im the best skeleton there is
>>678517357
nah bro
false.
i could beat you in a fight and beat you at sex
im like the twinky version of a greek god
>>678517381
i don't think so and the people who have seen it think it's pretty nice
>>678517436
those are for people who are special
Hi
>>678517668
Hello.
>>678517512
good for you bro
somebody's gotta like em
>>678517572
yea well i AM a greek god
SO
>>678516296
Would that anus even repair after that?
>>678517757
the anus is fine the sphincter would jyust need some time
>>678517572
I would totally let you spook me
>>678517648
Then you should keep it warm and away from cameras. But then again, you should show it to let people see how good it is.
>>678517648
>tfw not special
>>678517732
nah bro
you aren't a greek god
id know if u were
im the god of gods
a twinky god.
bow before my cute tummy
>>678517901
yea well fine
i'm the god of butts
>>678517882
it is very warm in my pajama pants
you're special to me nibi
>>678517882
SPOOKY
>>678518023
>>678517885
well from that picture i presume you enjoy not being special
>>678518023
T-tummy pics?
>>678517997
yea well fine
but mines still great too
>>678518115
I chose a random picture.
>>678518194
true
b u t (t)
m i n e
i s
b e s t
>>678518055
Can you spook me in my bed, I will be more spooked that way
>>678518016
Tell it bedtime stories so it can get bigger.
>>678518144
I don't do tummy pics
I bought one of these today boys. What am I in for?
>>678518276
Eh.
>>678518276
n o t
t r u e
i m t h e b e s t j u s t a s k m a y a
>>678518282
no i can not
what do you think i am some kinda cheap whore skeleton?
>>678518261
ohok
>>678518282
if it gets bigger there may be issues
>>678517997
>i'm the god of butts
At least i am officially the "King of Butts 2016"
>>678518344
You're in for a ride that never ends
>>678518448
A walk in the park then?
>>678517757
It's just stretched, not damaged (if they did it properly).
It's a muscle, it'll recover just fine, it may be a little more flexible and easier to get to that point in the future, but it'll close back up just fine after a while.
>>678517732
they are 2hot2handle
>>678518344
a nice ride
>>678518359
it's the best one i have
>>678518448
m a y a
i s
n o t
o b j e c t i v e
>>678518536
you could be
but you also could be lying
a dishonest king
>>678518329
Facepics
>>678518527
Then it will become rounder and smoother
>>678518536
Neither statement are true.
>>678518536
if you walk in my park ill fuckin shank you fam
stay out of my teritory ya get me G.
>>678518633
MAYA KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL HE IS THE ONE TRUE ALLAH
>>678518719
i think we can agree maya is the god of qtp2t's
>>678518798
dang right he is
>>678518633
I was appointed king by the majority of population, I can't lie about things like that
>>678518683
Tell me the truth then
>>678518719
It's ok, I have a permission
Or you can walk in my park any time
>>678518904
that's oddly democratic for an anarchy
>>678518798
>>678518845
AAAAWWWWWWWW! <3<3
>>678518904
ur park is gay i dont wana go there :l
YA BOMBOCLAT
>>678519130
<3
u cute cucumber
>>678518904
Snarf rules all things butts.
YA DUN KNO
>>678519309
how many butts do you rule
SOUNDBOI A GET KILL
>>678519030
I wasn't talking about these threads. I am a king in another land wich is very similar to this one, so I expect at least some respect and recognition.
>>678519223
Then let's go watch a spooky movie together, you are a skeleton, you should like those
>>678519309
You haven't ruled my butt yet
>>678519430
All of them.
>>678519581
wow
incredible
i would like to visit this fabled land
>>678519657
don't you love it when your electric carrot cums inside of you
I sense a disturbing lack of rimjobs...
>>678519581
noooooo
thats scary
>>678519773
no i h8 when that happen
anyone wanna see full comic?
>>678518645
i already tell stories to my butt every night before bed by reading
I hear its good for your eyesight.
>>678519718
I will ask the committee to consider letting you through the border
>>678519840
I don't like them either. We should watch Discovery Channel instead.
>>678520061
That is a great way to end the day.
tfw waiting on delivery
>>678520263
nah bro
i heard that sex happens on the discovery channel
>>678520383
KEK
literally me omg <3
>>678520140
i already wear glasses
>>678520263
indeed
