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qwertyflirty
Very flirty
Don't make me come over there, I'll give you repeated ruined orgasms before I let you finish.
>>678488293
That is some humiliation right there.
>>678488626
and it's super cute
>>678488821
It is cute indeed
>>678490308
If i were to bathe in this pile of dildos, what would be the chances of me getting one of those inside my butt accidentally?
>>678490586
that'll depend on how thirst that butt of yours is for toys.
Also, I'd personally prefer this picture, seems more fun than just toys.
>>678490586
that depends, how much lube would you be covered in?
>>678490586
I think a better question would be, 'what are the chances of getting AIDS?'
i approve of all this cuteposting
>>678490770
It would be quite thirsty.
>>678490781
About a small bucket worth of it.
>>678490831
I would have my hoard of dildos desinfected beforehand, so STDs for me.
>>678491038
bound to end up with something then after a swim. Question will be, does it have a remote option and is that dragon holding the controller...
>>678491038
I'd put the chances at about 100%
any other folk into chastity?
>>678491322
My imaginary bf would have the controller.
>>678491394
I like those numbers.
>>678491413
A little bit. But I won't be able to find any art with it.
>>678491413
haven't personally tried it, but starting to want too.
>>678491776
Sounds fun.
nig nogs
pig pogs
Knock knocks you say? I don't know any of them.
>>678492227
I've been looking for this picture forever since seeing it a while ago.
He's cute... CUTE.
>>678491413
Yeah, I'm kinda into it too.
>>678494298
Don't hate, masturbate.
>>678494620
can i eat first
It's not gay if it's a cuntboy
>>678494859
That does not fit into those pants, this is hubris.
>>678494859
There's no way those pants fit with that fukken log.
>>678494894
Vaginas are gross
>>678494894
How could balls possibly touch?
Accept dick as the one and only deity and worship it
Or you can also worship butts, that'll work fine too
nice thread
>>678495479
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
can I worship your butt?
>>678495564
Boobs are also fine sometimes, but don't take it too far.
>>678495587
Yes, you may
>>678495748
boobs are ok but only when its in a threesome with bf
=^-^= Super rainbow sunshine gay powers ACTIVATE <3
>>678495930
nigga wat
fuck outa here
>>678495930
I'll take that bet and raise a poodle canoodling.
>>678495899
3 boys are better than 3 boobs
>>678496009
>>678496100
>>678496109
All of you are gay now. Enjoy
>>678496132
3 boys are better than two bois and a girl but two bois and a girl is ok too
>>678496181
i was gay already you fucking nigger
>>678495899
I agree. But there will be a vagina there, unless it's a dickgirl
>>678496132
boys>boobs
>>678496256
that's ok as long as she's basicly just there to help me and my bf bang.
>>678496228
Who you callin a nigga
>>678496358
How would she help though
I NEED this.
>>678496491
by licking stuff and playing with stuff
>>678495138
is he aware his foot is on upside down
how unlucky
>>678496498
Yeah, me too ; ;
>>678496634
That is acceptable
>>678496817
Can't unsee now
What made you a furry
>pic related
>>678496968
it is
maybe she have a strapon or use toys too
idk
all i know is da pussi is boring
>>678495138
truth
>>678496966
It just feels amazing to have a thick, meaty cock stuffed in your ass
>>678489987
>How to get AIDS.png
>>678497090
>>678497100
No need for pussi when you have boipussy
>>678497306
Actually, you get AIDS immediately after you post in this thread. So yeah, you're welcome.
>>678497272
I haven't been with a guy bigger than 5.5 inches. I want it though, badly.
>>678497377
especially when the boipussy is attached to you
then you need dick
>>678497550
hahaha jokes on you furfag i haven't posted in this thread ye oh fuck no wait
>>678497377
in spite of some practice its still a paint to cum from my boypussy alone
>>678496817
whoa yea, what the fuck
Fucking gay
>>678497628
One can not be acquired without the other, they usually come in a package.
>>678497716
There is no way back.
>>678497760
You can do it, just believe in yourself and keep practicing. Or take a break and start over after a while.
>>678497623
Did they at least have a thick girth?
>>678497955
exactly
best of both
>>678498038
Yeah, he was pretty thick.
>>678497550
>implying that i don't already got AIDS because i lurk gfur 24/7 :^)
>>678498435
Good boy.
>>678498503
I heard you're the lewdest faggot.
>>678498987
who told you that?
more smoking
>>678499140
I'll never tell you.
>>678499427
well whoever it is, I'll have to spank them. so what's up with you?
>>678499510
Not much, waiting for my beloved to come back
tfw no beloved
>>678497955
well thanks for the encouragement :3
>>678499772
Love thyself
And someone will love your butt eventually
>>678499805
I would gladly monitor your progress, but I have more important things to do, like winning a nofap contest, for example
>>678499617
waitings always the hardest
>>678499934
contest against who?
>>678500024
Other gfurs. I am one of the three contestants who are still in the competition.
>>678500024
Indeed it is...
>>678499934
>no smoking
that's the opposite of what I want
also that's not true, just loving myself isnt going to find me some dick
I call myself a cuteboy/trap and try my hardest to be one because I aspire to be any of these cuties in this thread. Is that normal?
>>678500344
yep
None of you ever discuss the kink I have. I guess I'm weird.
>>678500487
NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT ASRIEL'S BUTT SMELLS LIKE
>>678500487
what kink would that be?
>>678500487
what is your kink
demos
>>678500344
for sure, it helps that i've always been slim tho
>>678500344
That is an admirable thing to do, anon, keep following your dream.
>>678500231
Try loving someone else's dick then, maybe they will be willing to return the favor.
>>678500487
You mean gote?
>>678500568
I do!
Don't you want to know your favorite's butt scent?
>>678500609
I want to know what Asriel's butt smells like.
>>678500620
I want to know what Asriel's butt smells like.
>>678500683
Gote boy!
>>678500428
>>678500671
thanks for the validation
>>678500682
and same here! im super slim and i like my waist and hips a lot so i try my best
>>678500683
dreams are meant to be followed
>>678500967
who's your "beloved" now?
>>678500950
I bet his butt smells like flowers and milk.
>>678500967
Has this group organized strip poker yet?
>>678501122
Frosh.
>>678501213
Nope.
>>678501315
Dammit.
>>678501013
That's why you must follow them
https://youtu.be/YGrTI4FC3Fw
the furry college
slowly dying
>>678502972
meant to link to 3:50
https://youtu.be/YGrTI4FC3Fw?t=3m50s
DONT YOU DIE ON ME
but im not dying
>>678504606
Dying to be anally ravaged perhaps
No one dies on my watch
Except for my hopes and dreams about future
>>678504710
incorrect
>>678504751
You can lie to yourself, but you can't lie to us
>>678504839
no lies
>>678504921
only penis
why do all furries have super long hair
>>678505011
if you want
>>678505381
i have no clue
>>678505381
I guess it's closer to fur. Do you meant the people or the drawn furries
>>678505381
i had hair longer than any teenage girl until my 17th when my ex told me i should cut my hair and i did it because i valued love more than my appearance
one of the biggest regrets of my life, i will never grow it back
i mean the drawn characters
>>678505715
Why not try to grow it back?
>I valued love more than my own appearance
Always a complicated and unpleasant situation, I feel you mate
oh
well im a drawn character sometimes
do you have long hair as a drawn character
>>678505981
because the hair I had until 17th was one I didn't cut for 6-7 years, it was so long that the end of it was resting on my buttcheeks
I have some old pics but none of them show the length of it on my back
i just cant afford not cutting my hair for that many years again, you need to go through at least two years of having shitty length hair until it starts looking good again
>>678506127
I had....... ;_;
Demos is just jealous that he'll never have long, flowing hair.
receding hairline + thin curly hair = not qt
>>678506983
Long girly hair is a lot better on bottoms, some of us like shorter, manly hair
New thread when
i have short hair that makes me look cool
I have cool hair that makes me look short.
