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>>678485532
Lol I live in nice and calm, go me

>>678485532
Kek tornados and corn, so true though that's what I'm in

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/thread

>>678484309
how did i do?

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>>678487125
woops

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>>678484309

>>678487176
o shit i forgot oklahoma

>>678487176
Forgot Nebraska

>>678487176
forgot literally the entire state of illinois

>>678487176
Forgot Illinois

>>678487426
lol i knew kansas and iowa were a little big

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How'd I do?

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why i ever left...

>>678484309
How am I not surprised Sweden sees dicks when they look at maps.

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>>678487485
>TFW im "WEED LOL", "TORNADOES", and "SWEET TEA AND BISCUITS"

>>678485532 pretty close

>>678487485
Va bro B-)

These are pretty hillarious, but I am a little shocked how many of you idiots think that Washington state on the west coast is the same as Washington D.C on the east. I mean I know it's a little confusing but I manage to keep Vegas and Paris France separate and they both have Eiffel towers...

>>678488146
Hey, top of the class. I take some of that back.

>>678487476
There's not much here to remember

>>678487176
Perfect, you only forgot shitty states anyways

>>678487176
You forgot oklahoma dumdass

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merican reporting in. I've been to about 30 states.

>>678487341
We should have annexed your country earlier, then maybe your country wouldn't have been such a shithole

>>678488617
The whole US is obesity smh

>>678486276
Underrated post

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>>678485532
as someone from Louisiana, you could have put blacks, guns, and alcohol all in the crawfish section

>>678488778
Kind of interested in why you think yuppyland is weird.

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Soon....

>>678484309
>DC
Retard alert.

>>678487341
You realize Washington DC is on the east coast right Washington state is up north and west coast

>>678488336
>Comparing Paris and Nevada as if they look or sound at all similar
>Two Washingtons are in the same country and have the same name but you expect the difference to be obvious when DC is tiny on a map

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R8 me

>>678489233
0/10 try harder to insult us faggot. Come up with some actually good insults.

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This feels pretty accurate.

>>678488617
gj on being the only person itt to not know where new york is

>>678486120
As an American, I can confirm this

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>>678485532
This is much accuracy.
>NDfag here.

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God Bless America!

>>678487176
Fail

>>678489284
Coloradofag here, pretty accurate, but I like freezing my ass off in winter.

>>678489111
Their politics make no sense. They aren't really liberal or conservative they are just kind of doing their own thing. Really a standalone state like texas or commiefornia they might as well be a different country.

its like they are mostly dems that are psychotic about their gun rights and want a smaller government. thats strange.

>>678488617
>NY is in south carolina

>>678487125
>how did i do?
You put D.C. where Washington STATE is, not Washington D.C.
Aside from that it's close enough Google maps should use it instead of the regular map.

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Contrary to popular American beliefs, the rest of the world doesn't give a shit about the US.

>>678487176
kek

>>678486276
Ha I get it, you didn't include a flag because nobody sees it like this.

>>678489553
I see, I live there and...well you're kind of right. We love beer, guns, weed and slightly left politics. I never thought about how strange it was though.

>>678489625
ayyyy

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How I see US

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>>678489233
/thread

>>678488941
>scotland thinks they're their own country
You're about as independent as texas

>>678487659
This is the best one yet apart from the middle section

>>678487341
lel washington state is a very different place from washington dc

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here

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>>678489666

>>678489284
>Deep south
kys fam

>>678487485
Oregon USA has lots of pot, it's legal there recreationally

>>678488921

Albanyfag?

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>>678489387
ALANTA

>>678489236
Lol u mad.

>>678489569
careful with that edge kiddo

>>678487353
Everyone forgets Oklahoma

>FeelsBadMan.png

Fuck this state

>>678489871
World politics: The picture

>>678489870
>Chicago is nothing
>New Orleans is nothing
k den

>>678489236
I was making a silly joke, asshat. Washington state is full of hipsters, pine trees, seagulls and weed. D.C is a massive, sprawling east coast metropolis filled with suits. I was just surprised, nordic folks usually come off super well educated.

>>678489769
so you mean to tell me humans evolved from fish?

wew

>>678489730
its not a bad thing its just weird to me. love the southern mountains though, absolutely beautiful.

>>678488941
I'd rather fuck my cousin than my livestock

>>678489908
>fam
Gtfo nigger

>>678490126
If your understanding of evolution is that poor, I highly suggest you go an hero

>>678487341
>When a Beaner gets a 3rd world education.

>>678489691
>God's waiting room
Kek

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>>678484309

>>678490235
>Triggered by fam
kys newfag

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>>678489871
>yuo
>ghosts are scary
At least it captured the average American.
I'd probably be a retard too if I grew up in a home-schooling shithole.

>>678487341
>cold, cold

yes it is cold and its snowing here

usually its just raining this time of year

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>>678484309

>>678489379
Butt hurt fat fag?

>>678490117
I grew up in the south and I fucking hate it, but New Orleans is the exception. I love Washington where I live now but I miss the easy weekend drive to party and eat in New Orleans.

>>678489334
No one even remembers this anon, aren't you aware 3/4 of them are just pretending to be oldfags?
Source: I deed it

>>678489284
>weed smoking while freezing your ass off
not for the next 5 months or so, washington gets pretty warm spring/summer

>>678490342
This is what Nords actually believe

>>678490298
You can pretty much erase the lines as everything, maybe except poverty, is applicable to the EU.
>source: from EU.

>>678490326
>uses the word "fam"
>calls someone a newfag
Nice bait

>>678489957
lake george

>>678490424
No call us fat if you want, but that shits boring retard. Come up with good insults, insults that actually hurt.

>>678490110
Do you smoke marijuana in Muskogee

>>678488583
This is true

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>>678490459
I live in ?. It's mostly Corn.

>>678490464
Western Washington isn't even cold in winter. I'm in Seattle but grew up in Alabama. Winter is milder here than it is down there.

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From Alabama folks

>>678490635
google is in kansas towards the middle

>>678490576
No, I'm not a Nigger.

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Here you go assholes

>>678490164
Keepin u safe fam. Just make sure that 35% is Canadian cant
Have the Americans destroying your culture can you?

>>678490440
New Orleans is full of niggers though, isn't it?

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>>678490459
mfw i live in norcal

>>678490641
I live in western illinois. The only thing in this state is chicago, corruption, awful taxes/gun laws, and corn for miles.

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prettych much dis

>>678490471
If you don't include sweden; then yes

>>678489957
lol i live in albany

>>678484309
Wow your an idiot Detroit is much higher next to the great Lakes. And DC isn't Washington. DC should be near cold

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>>678490733

>>678490802
Metro East fag. Can confirm.

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r8

>>678484309
Fags are in the wrong place, also cold is in the wrong place so is niggers and yeeha

>>678490255
Okay, what are the states of Mexico? Canada?

>>678487485
rip virginia

>>678490644
you enjoying the beautiful weather anon?

>>678490342
If all nordics united you'd have an impressive population of 25 million

that's smaller than poland, but with niggers

>>678490164
I wanted to write Canada on top but couldn't on my phone>>678490746

>>678490570
If that post bored you to death, why did you replied my post, fat?

>>678490993
What country has a tablecloth for a flag?

>>678490993
2/6.

>>678490993
Is that the flag of the country of Checkers? King me faggot.

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>>678484309
Dutch here can't be assed to copypaste a flag fuck you

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>>678486276
>>678489716

>>678491088
And none of the even pay for their own defense.

>>678489691

>Rootin' tootin'

Kek'd

>>678491128
Too lazy to add a proper Dominican flag

>>678487485
Sweet tea and biscuits is wrong.

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>>678484309

Rate but please be gentle

>>678487426
I live in Nebraska. We are used to this.

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>>678487768
Trump wont let you dirty muzzie ass in anymore :D

>>678490603
kek

>>678487659
WHISKEY AND MUSIC, BITCHES

>>678491188
RHCP lmfao

>>678488778
10/10

>>678491120
Because I want to see real insults to us, I can take an insult. Anyone should be able to take one to be honest. But I believe if you're going to insult someone then you should put some heart into your insults. It's like calling Europe poor and smelly. Sure it's true, but that's just boring.

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most accurate

>>678484309
Hahaha sure you're not from the us but that is just heinously dumb I mean come on

>>678488617
i promise you there are no vegans in Arizona

also kek at NY being the entire east coast except for the part of the east coast where NY actually is

>>678491188
>fallout new vegas
kek

>>678487659
I've left the united states a bunch and i live in the middle section.

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>>678484309

>>678485532
You did good son. Also nice and calm here so Ty for that

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NH is the best state, prove me wrong!

>>678489553
>Dems that are psychotic about their gun rights and want a smaller government.

Sums up my political stance pretty well, actually.

>>678488146
70's show is Wisconsin not Minnesota

>>678490993
are you from dominica or something mate?

>>678489223
>>678489848
>>678490255

Why do you speak like I should know the exact geography of a country that isn't mine, do you know the name and location of every state of Mexico or Canada?

>>678491188
Very close. Good job anon. Stephen King and Skinwalkers should be pushed farther north, hipsters should be pushed a bit north, and then rednecks and trucks should take up to Louisiana, but other than that perfect.

>>678491462
Thank you for acknowledging Ohio. You have our support

>>678491426
how can you not know where new york is

>>678489666
...yet here you are.

Hail satanic trips, though.

>>678491244
pacific northwest aint no jew folk

>>678488921
New York is the shit state. Anyone I've ever met from new York is a loud mouth douch bag that thinks everyone should "respect" them much more then they deserve.

>>678491372
I'm in orange county you're near Albany?

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>>678489691
>>678489387
>>678490164
>>678490459
these are pretty accurate
>>678489870
>crocodiles
you mean alligators mate

>>678490764
The whole south is niggers and rednecks. New Orleans has niggers, rednecks, and some culture

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>>678489870
Crocodiles are insanely rare and endangered here in FL. But there are many Alligators. The difference is they are chill af. We even swim with them. And each year we get a few thousand black tips that migrate here, mixed in with larger predatory sharks like hammerheads. But don't worry, you can still swim in the ocean. We do. They are obviously hundreds of miles off cost.

>>678489730
It's the fucking way things should be.

>>678491597
I could place most countries in Europe and their capitals, but Canada and Mexico don't matter so who cares.

>>678491462
the carolinas are below the virginias

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half Turkish, half British

>>678487341
Pretty accurate except your the second guy to think Washington = Washington dc but I'm sure a lot of Americans feel the same

>>678490644
Nigger, stop telling people about where we live. There are already too many fucking transplanted fucking faggots here. Fucking granola crunchy burkenstock wearing liberal fucking homos. We don't need more.

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>>678487341
>House of cards in Washington state

>>678489871

oooh usa having gay shit with china huh?
you fucking stars n stripes faggots, i laugh at you everyday.

>>678491566
Dominica and the domincan republic are different things

>>678487485
>German

>>678487659
>People who've never left the USA

>>678489284
>Pretty much Canada

>>678490675
>Talk like Canadians

>>678491372
>>678491518

Wasn't expecting the descriptions of Wisconsin to be so accurate.

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Louisianafag

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>>678490825
>mexico v.2

>>678490298
just saying, but, isnt it funny that the Nordic countries with all the goat fuckers going to it, kind of looks like a limp penis?

>>678484309
From texas. Mexico + trucks is a fair assessment

alaska is a state you know

>>678485532

nailed it. Fuck yeah nice and calm mother fuckers.

>>678491620
why would i?

>>678491426
Elk horn 4 lyfe

>>678491839
Let's not lie to ourselves, the only three countries that really matter are China, US, and Russia. We all own the world.

>>678491899
that's pretty good mate

>>678491884
yeah but the flags are the same arent they

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>>678484309

>tfw I'm from New England
Feels good man

>>678491782
it was just a guess

>>678490537
>>678490919
Glens Falls checkin in

>>678491792
>>678492055
>>678492056
>britbongs

>>678492055
>>678492056
Our clay motherfuckers

>>678492041
Yeah , dominica is a tiny ass island , that coming from an small island itself

>>678491756
Wrong, asshole.

>>678487125

other than the DC being in the wrong place you didn't do so bad ya socialist twat

>>678492118
underage yurocuck, b&

>at least learn your geography

>>678491518
Many come to FL each year (btw, you forgot Haitians, they are fucking everywhere here) and based on how they drive I don't think saying they all suck would be a hard case to argue.

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>>678489691
>rootin tootin

>>678492118
mich has norwegans? shit. thought it was just angry old germans and niggers looking for work.

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>>678484309

>>678492185
oh cool

>>678490993

Seattlite here laughing at all the Eurofags who think this is DC

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>>678491792

>>678484309
lololol your Detroit is actually where fucking southern Illinois and mississippi is. I love eurofags sometimes.

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I've only ever been to disneyworld.. once.

@678492056

HAHA are you salty england?!?!? HAHAHAHAH

>>678489131
>Implying the west is anything like the north or the south

>>678489387
>Com Truise
10/10 kek

>>678492238
Sorry, I've never traveled outside of New England

>>678488617
kek your ny literally starts just below ny

>>678487341
This one is terrible, not even close except for knowing that it's cold in the North East.

>>678492298
eh, fuck detroit, all that place has going for it is museums and cars. if u want a decent place to go to go to grand rapids, that has good food, art, and medicine.

>>678488921
518 fag
troy standing by

>>678489691
>shady politicians
God damn I hate living in Illinois..

>>678489569
woah there!! look out everyone, don't wanna mess with this guy!

>>678487659
>>
Shit...did better than I could and I live here

>>678490919
>>678490537
>>678492098
troyfag here

>>678492481
kekd

>>678490164
We're the only thing keeping you guys from getting steamrolled by Russia. You're welcome.

>>678492454
>detroit
>museums
did you mean washington DC?
cause detroits more like a good place if you wanna get shot or do some crack

>>678492330
i would say thats accurate for the midwest, but the only places ive seen with a bunch of niggers are detroit, flint, saginaw, and a bit in grand rapids.

Im from michigan if u couldnt tell

>>678492410
You should. You will find they everyplace, everywhere(in the US at least, I'd wager most of Europe as well) has an abundance of shitty people and awesome people.

>>678491890
Its so true EVERYONE here is German, Im german

>>678491684
>implying all of NY is like N.Y.C

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>>678492481
Jesus, my fucking sides

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>>678491518
>buffer zone
so true

>>678491495
bro

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Our turn

>>678491700
im troy
aka troilet
shit on a hill
upstate detroit

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>>678484309
don't care for your template. have this image on desktop from long ago.
Dutch if you want to know.

>>678492633
nah anon, detroit has the Henry ford museum, the science museum, and greenfeild village.ive been to the henry ford one, its pretty cool.

>>678492790
thanks for giving us schlegsvig and holstein back. - Denmark

I love how about half of them for Colorado is just weed.

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>>678492481
Kek'd

>>678492839
Is Arizona and New Mexico made out of chocolate or something?

>>678492646
> Going to saginaw

>>678492800
cheked

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>>678491780

I could also do that, and I could place most of the states of the USA, Canada, some south american countries, and most middle east and north africa.

Also most of us can speak at least 2 languages (english and spanish), what can you do americucks?

mfw when Americans don't realize they are as much 3rd world as we are

>>678492961
I mean...It's not entirely wrong. But we also have winter sports. So you could be high while really high.

>>678493092
This is what spics actually believe.