Buy massive cart dildo

Early bump.

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ughdontletthisthreaddie

>>678481699
Damn it, you should have said a thing.

>>678480819
Put coins in cart
Put cart in pooper
Walk to nearest town

Shove gold coins into ass

>>678480819
encounter a nigger, battle and if you lose the nigger takes your coins

Shove ten coins up ass, travel to market

Push cart to top of holl
Sit in cart
Spray coins everywhere

>>678482566
*hill

>>678480819

Get in the cart, ride towards the nearest strip club

>>678482566

WINRAR

using the power of your mind, fuse all the gold coins together with the cart so now you have a slightly gold cart

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>>678482566

Bob pushes the cart to the top of the hill and rides down the other side throwing coins out as he does. He rolled right into a village and happy kids have come to pick up the coins!

Action:
> Arrived in new village
> -30 coins

Inventory:
> 1x cart
> 20x coins

>>678483072
gets mugged by a pack of niggers

>>678483072
Rape kids, for god sake

>>678483072
Bob goes rides his cart in front of an elementary school and starts masturbating furiously, shoving some gold coins up his crack while he is doing it.

>>678483072
run the kids over with the cart and replace their eyes with golden coins

>>678483072
Walks into the merchant's spinning his weiner in a helicopter motion

Use gold coins to purchase provisions, a shovel, and garbage bags

>>678483200
winrar

>>678483200
WINRAR

>>678483072
village is a children only town, start fucking the children

>>678483200
Winrar

>>678483200

winrar

if trips, Bob stabs the leader with his massive erection

>>678483072
I like your art style.
Based Bob.

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OH NO! Bob rolled right into Niggsville and the Tyrone Twins have come and stole the rest of his money! What will Bob do next?

Action:
> Mugged by niggers
> -20 Gold Coins

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 0 Gold Coins

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Can slow Steve join in?

>>678483686
Sneak into niggers' house at night and bash their skulls in while they're asleep.

Look for rape targets

>>678483686
Ask them to fuck you, then take the money from them

>>678483686
Give niggers gold coins and apologize for years of oppression.

Go back and pick up coins back at the hill. Rape kids if they're still there.

The Tyrone twins offer to trade him a couple rocks of crack for his cart

>>678483686
Ask the KKK to help them get bobs money back!

>>678483686

Complain to the local constabulary and have the Tyrone Twins sewn inside a bag with a rabid dog, then throw the bag into a river

Bob watches whilst wanking furiously

>>678483888
Rape winrar

>>678483888
Winrar

>>678483888

WINRAR

>>678483888
winrar

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>>678483888
>Trips
Also uses pen knife to noscope niggers

>>678483686
A bunch of niggers rape Bob

Bob scams some blacks out of 50 coins by selling them fake gold chains

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Bob heads back to the hill to see if any of his money is still there. The kids are gone, but success! Bob finds 3 Gold Coins and the kids left behind a Mars Bar.

Action:
> Went back to hill
> +3 Gold Coins
> +1 Mars Bar

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 3x Coins
> 1x Mars Bar

>>678484298
eat the golden coins

>>678484298
Trade mars bar for the niggers gold

>>678484397
reroll

Bob turns to a life of crime and robs a homeless begger

>>678484445
1 off

>>678484404
Rerolling

Gold coins in pooper

>>678484397
roll

>>678484298
Bob says '' I hate Mars bars'' and sodomizes a kid with it.

>>678484298

Bob realizes he alwaysloved the cart and rapes it

Eat half the mars bar then head into town and plot revenge on the Tyrone Twins

Melt Mars bar and use it as lubricant to shove gold coins up ass.

>>678484555
W I N R A R
I
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R
A
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>>678484555
winrar

Eat coins, try to trade bar.

>>678484555
Winrar

>>678483888
>>678484555
This is now a trip thread

Bob shoots the thugs like a george zim character and robs them

>>678484298
Sit in the cart and masterbate while rolling down the hill.

an orphan asks bob for 2 gold coins
bob gives orphan 2 coins and joins party

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>>678484555
Bob heads back into town and arrives in front of the Tyrone Twins house ready to get his revenge, he eats half the Mars Bar knowing that soon he will be tasting his vengence.

Action:
> Went back into town
> Standing outside TT house
> Ate half the Mars Bar

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 3x Gold Coins
> 1/2 Mars Bars

Use coins to buy a gun and ammo for operation Capped Tyrone Twins

>>678484953

Anger the Tyrone Twins in sight of a cop and watch as they use "necessary force" on the nignogs.

>>678484953
Tyrones beat and rape you, but you managed to steal the gold from them

Search tyrone's mailbox. Take everything there and then poo in it.

>>678484953
Kek that TT mailbox

bob gets revenge by slyly taking their stash

>>678484953

Dickknob the Tyrone Twins

remove their doorknob, stick your knob through the hole, and then knock

then call them gay for touching your dick

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>>678485122

Bob poisons town wtermelons and just waits

>>678485122

WINRAR

>>678485122
WINRAR

>>678485122
top kek winrar

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>>678485122
Bob goes into the local gun store and meets Major Frank. The Major says he also has trouble with the Tyrone Twins and would love for Bob to kill them. He gives Bob a 9MM with 4 rounds for free.

Actions:
> +1 Gun
> +4 Bullets
> New friend Major Frank

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 3x Gold Coins
> 1x Gun
> 4x Bullets
> 1/2 Mars Bar

Returb to TTs house
Sneak in through back door, shoot TT 1 in the head then use his body as a shield while gunfighting with TT 2

>>678485735

Shoots the major in the nipples

>>678485811
HOW IS ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE!?

Kill major frank and grab a better gun

>>678485735
Get raped by Major Frank

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>>678485122
KEK

>>678485811
immediate winrar

>>678485735
Bob takes 9mm and kills himself for no reason.

>>678485811
That was fast...

>>678485735
Go back to niggas and shoot them to take the coins back and buy a flamethrower

Buy a rope and hang myself

>>678485811
WINRAR

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>>678485811
Bob breaks into the back of the Tyrone Twins house and shoots Tyrone #1 in the back of the head. He props his body up and uses it as a human shield, successfully killing Tyron Twins number two! He used all of his bullets and the gun was damaged in the gunfight. Bob looks around and sees there's another room in the house, should he go in?

Action:
> -4 Bullets
> -1 Gun
> Killed Tyrone Twins

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 3x Gold Coins
> 1/2 Mars Bar

>>678486470
Rape dead tyrones and contract herpes

>>678486470
Before entering the room, he cum on TTs bodies, then he goes inside the room

Search house for useful things, then go into room.

>>678486592
roll

Call Major Frank first and invite him to go with

Put the copses in the cart

>>678486666
QUINTS

>>678486666
Check those satanic quads

Shove the entire house in the asss

>>678486470
A house with two rooms?, this is getting unbelievable, OP

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>>678486666

Saw off tyrone 2's dick and surgically attach it to own forehead, then walk to the movies and watch the premier of batman

>>678486666
Trips checked

>>678486666
Lord Satan has spoken

>>678486859
those are quads...

>>678486859
hope this is b8

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>>678486592
>>678486666
Bob decides to pull out his penis and rape both of the Tyrone Twins' corpses. Unfortunately he contracts herpes on his penis. But still, he enjoyed it.

Action:
> +1 Herpes

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 3x Gold Coins
> 1/2 Mars Bar
> Herpes

>>678487207
Return to the gun store and attempt to sell herpes to the dealer

>>678487207
Take one of the Twins with you and use it for research

>>678487207
Go to a hospital and get raped by doctors

Put bodies in cart

>>678487207
Light the niggers house on fire. Then Go to the Ferrari store and steal a Ferrari.

>>678487340
>roll
Also Decapitates the twins and tries to sell the heads at the local bazar.

Grab the cum on the Twins bodies and throw it to the mayor

>>678487488
Winrar

>>678487488
winRaR

>>678487488
winrar

>>678487207
eat the golden coins and use the mars bar as herpes medication

>>678487207
goes back to the gun store to collect his reward, 10 gold coins and the majors mom.

>>678483686
Raid their home at night for guns and watermelon

>>678487207
He goes into the other room and finds a young boy and girl chained to the wall

>>678487488
Winner!!

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>>678487488
Bob decides to destroy all the evidence, so he burns the Tyrone Twins house to the ground. Also feeling like he earned a reward he goes to the Ferrari store and steals a nice red car. Bob drives it outside to watch as in the distance a burning house glimmers in the horizon.

Actions:
> +1 Ferrari

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 3x Gold Coins
> 1/2 Mars Bar
> Herpes
> Ferrari

>>678488091
Bump

>>678488131
>Herpes
I think I missed something here

>>678488131
Take a ride in your car and drive to the city's thats nearby

bob finds a weird doctor that will heal his herpes at the price of 3 coins

>>678488286
He got herpes when he raped the twins.

>>678488131
drive ferrari around and search for the kids who took the money

sell your car

>>678488131
bob pulls up his Ferrari next to some filthy arab sluts, they mediately steal his hubcaps so he takes chase with the only weapon he possesses, his fat herpes infested cock

>>678488131
look for pu55y in town with ferrari, then spread the herpes to everyone in the town

>>678488131

Sell the Ferrari to Frank in exchange for his entire stock of guns.

I need to check them posts more accurately
>>678488381

>>678488131
You better drive your ass back and load up that wagon Bobby boy.

go around town and rape everyone you see

Eats the herpes and becomes a nigger

>>678488131
get a gibson and sing a song

>>678488479
Ferraris don't have hubcaps, but he should just rape them anyway the run over them with his car.

Morphs into a condom due the effect of herpes and rules the nation

be a weeb

>>678488131
take ferrari on hit and run spree

>>678488633
WINRAR

>>678488633
>t
fucking hell

sell the Ferrari and buy helicopter with cash

>>678488633
winrar

>>678488633
Winrar!

>>678488633
Winrar

eat the gold

>>678488633
hahaha oh god

sandnigger in adididas and nike clothes buys fahrari, wagon and mars bar for 700gold coins

>>678486865
>Sides

>>678488900
does this count, OP?

>>678488633 already got the dubs

nice dubs

>>678489033
hooooo shit nigger. dubs confirms dubs

did OP die?

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>>678488633
Due to the effects of Bob's herpes, the Ferrari morphs into a sentient condom! Condom wonders why there's never been a president that was a condom and goes out to change all that. After 4 years of campaigning and hard work Condom is elected president of the United States. All hail President Condom!

Actions:
> -1 Ferrari
> President Condom now in power

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 3x Gold Coins
> 1/2 Mars Bar
> Herpes

>>678489322
meet with hillary clinton and go inside of her looking for nukes.

>>678489322
PRESIDENT CONDOM WANTS TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>678489322
GET A FUCKING GIBSON AND PLAY ACES HIGH

>>678489322

Go to soup kitchen and put herpes in the soup to solve homeless problem

>>678489532
reroll

>>678488900
do it op

>>678489557
why

>>678489614
why not

>>678489322

Eat everything in your inventory.

Start feeling unhappy about President condom's resolutions, decide to apply to president aswell

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>>678489581
again

>>678489634
nice point

>>678489678
This

Bob sneaks in his cart to white house and silently puts on the president condom, now he and his condom friend being in charge, they decide to make a nazi-country structure to torture all the Jews and niggers

>>678489322
ALL HAIL CONDOM

>>678489642
reroll

>>678489557
do it

Deep-fry Mars bar
Move to Scotland
Sell deep fried Mars bar
Profit

>>678489722
winrar

>>678489766
winrar

>>678489722
winrar

assassinate president condom

>>678489800
doubles set the winrar

>>678489799
double another winrar

>>678489986
indeed

>>678489986
>>678490032
Hell...

Bob, after realizing his huge mistake, meets with the Major to plan the assassination of the condom.

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>>678489678
>>678489722
After 2 years Bob realises that President Condom hasn't followed through on any of his promises (like free lube for everyone). So Bob decides to run against him in the next presidental run. It's not going to be easy as President Condom has all the charisma in the world.

Actions:
> Challenging President Condom's power
> -1 1/2 Mars Bars (he was hungry in those 4 years)

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 4x Gold Coins (found a coin on the floor)
> Herpes

>>678490230
GET A FUCKING GIBSON AND PLAY ACES HIGH

>>678490282
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLL

>>678490316
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>678489801
re

>>678490230

At state of the union, eat everything in your inventory.

>>678490230

President Condom exiles all humans, builds a wall around them and makes them pay for it.

>>678490346
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>678490376
rer

>>678490484
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>678490230
Bob discovers that the president condom actually did the 9/11 in cooperation with the TT

>>678490167
reroll

bob puts condomn on dick

>>678490533
winrar

>>678490566
We got a winner

>>678490230
you find the predident shoving a pitchvork up his ass.

>>678490566
Please do this one instead of that stupid-ass gibson thing.

>>678490452
THIS a condom vs human war since every condom in the world gan conciouness and start eating male's penises

>>678490230

Get caught by tabloids beating a transsexual hooker over payment issues. Presidency derailed. Go back to looking for children to rape.

>>678490566
Kek, decent winrar

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>>678490566
Bob heads back to Niggsville and reunited with Major Frank. Together they plan out how to kill President Condom and end his reign of terror...

Actions:
> Went back to Niggsville
> Major Frank has a new hat

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 4x Gold Coins
> Herpes (starting to fade) :-)

>>678490533
This guy was being a faggot. No more rerolling at all.

What's this?
Donald Trump enters the scene and instantly wins the election!
[+1 walls]

>>678490167
>>678490282
Do these at the same time

>>678490911
hahahaha

>>678490911
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>678490911

Hell, another insta-winrar

>>678490911
THIS OP. NOW!

>>678490911
kek, instant winrar

>>678490908
WHY HIS FUCKING HAT IS DIFFERENT NOW? WTF IS HAPPENING MAJOR FRANK?

He use that gun to kill trump instead

>>678490908
Quick, make a serum that mutates your herpes and gives you super herpes powers before they fade

>>678490911
9/11!

>>678491170
Trump did 9/11

>>678491266
Yes!

Bob and Frank get in two planes and crash them into the twin buildings Condom is staying in on 4/20

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>>678490911
As Bob was gone, Trump swooped in and won the entire election ending President Condom's 4 years and hailing in a new era for America. First thing he does is build a wall... around Niggsville?! How will Bob get out of Niggsville now!

Actions:
> President Trump is now in power
> Wall trapping you in Niggsville

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 4x Gold Coins

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>>678491266
winrar

Donald Trump gangrapes Bernie Sanders with his multiple ducks of justice.

>>678491434

>>678491483
roll

>>678491522
Again...?

Winrar

>>678491434
> Trapped

What a plot twist!

Dig a tunnel under the wall!

>>678491483
>ducks of justice
nigga what u done?

>>678491434
a trasgender whale breaks the wall while the condom wastes his life in booze

>>678491266
RARNIW

>>678491626
thats good idea

>>678491522
no rolling it was

>>678491483
>>678491522
No more rerolling. >>678490908

>>678491434
Bob turns nigger and now is welcomed on Niggsville

Build a ramp on that hill from earlier and jump your cart over the wall.

>>678491833
WINRAR

>>678491888
Perfect.

The nigger population is soon eradicated via nukes- Bob hides inside a bomb shelter.

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>>678491790
Doesn't matter. OP is a faggot. This is my thread now

too many winrar

banned

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>>678491947

Rally up the people and burst through the wall

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>>678492008

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>>678492062

>>678491944
Do this OP.
(How the fuck did I win twice?)

>>678492062
>9gag

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>>678492103

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>>678492145
>>678492122

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>>678492213

TOO MUCH DOUBLES

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>>678491833
Bob wakes up one day in Niggsville to find that he has turned into one of them! Oh well he thinks, things could be worse...

Actions:
> Bob is now nig

Inventory:
> 1x Cart
> 5x Gold Coins (nigged one from Major Frank)

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>>678492249

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>>678492293
Bob goes to 9gag

>>678492122
Dubs again
Jesus fucking christ...

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>>678492359
>>678492359