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> You wake up in metal room
> You are chained to wall
> In blood red the words "NO ESCAPE" are scrawled on the wall?

Wat do?

Dubs decide next action
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wait
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>>678470494
Pull on chain
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Yell GAS THE JEWS!
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>>678470494
fap
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escape
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Give up and strangle self to death with chains
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>>678470977
blow a load
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>>678470977
winrar
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Call for help, obviously
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> You try to relieve your primal urges to clear your head.
> Try to fap.
> Arms are bound.
>Cry

So you're crying and your dick is out. what now?

Wat next

dubs decide.
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Rub shit over self and walls
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fap with my legs
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>>678471424
Use rock hard dick to break chains
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kill yourself
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Insert penis into locks and jiggle it about
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>>678471565
reroll
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>>678471565
>>678471643
rolling
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>>678471424
Self-Blowjob
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>>678471424
suck your own dick
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Tighten your abs and force yourself to cum
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Try to poke eye out with dick.
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Spin your dick faster and faster until it become a propeller
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Pick lock with abnormally large dick
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>>678471424
how the fuck did you get your dick out with bound arms?
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>>678471949
Roll
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>>678471504
rolling for this
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>>678471976
OP here. Boner broke the zipper.
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If the blood is within reach and fresh, I'll lube up my hands and slide them out. Problem solved.
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Use cock to break wall, walk out into sunshine and enjoy the day
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>>678471949
Rollin
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slap yourself in the face with dick / bang head against wall until you die since there is no escape and its better than dieing of dehydration
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>>678471976
don't underestimate the power of a stickman's erection
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Scream for help?
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>>678471949
This is going to happen
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>>678471949
Reroll, goddamnit
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>>678471949
Rolling
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smash chains with diamond dick
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>>678471949
This, if dick gets stuck use tears as lube
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>>678472135
reroll
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>>678472282
roll
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Learn the secrets of Hand free Masturbation through meditation
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Look on the sunny side of life.
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Transcend time and space and become the faggot your father always said you would be
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>>678472325
This
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Using nothing but the power of my imagination I cum onto my wrists, lubricating them and free myself of the cuffs.
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>>678470494
post about it on some site about falsehood and fiction
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Clench asshole enough to stimulate your prostate to make you cum
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>>678472388
WINRAR
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>>678472388
Win
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>>678472388
winrer
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>>678472396
rolling
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>>678472396
This next op
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>>678472388
win
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take a shit
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>>678470494
Snapchat jazzie64
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>>678472618
faggot
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>>678472388
>>678472325

After meditating for hours on end you understand the ways of hands free masturbation. You jizz and some of it gets on your arm.

What do now?

dubs decides.
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>>678471424

I assure you if I can reach to get my dick out, I also can rub my dick. Let's not be stupid or silly. I proceed to fap. Only quitters give up so easily.
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>>678472839
OP here. I'm an idiot. forgot to attach image. Here you go.
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>>678472839
Masturbate for all eternity
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>>678472839
>no picture
anyway, lather both arms and hands with jizz and slip out of chains
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>>678472907
Lick it off, then spit onto the chains to lube them up
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>>678472839

>>678472839
>>678472839
>>678472839
>>678472839
>>678472839

Use cum to see if it helps sliding the chain over my hand so I have one arm free.
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>>678473010
reroll
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use cum as lube and escape these chains of fagitry
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>>678472907
Before it gets dry, move the jazz all over your arm to lubricate it, and slip out your arm.
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Ask if anyone is there. If so, show your self.
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>>678472975
Rolling for this
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>>678473093
Roll
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>>678472907
bite the chains
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>>678473057
Roll
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>>678473041
>>678472975
>>678473031


All of these.
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>>678473174
reroling
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learn the ways of magic
summon cell phone
call friend and organize orgy
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>>678472907
Slip your semen covered erection through one of the chains, loosening it
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>>678473208

Re-roll
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>>678473286
reroll
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>>678471424
Try to do a backflip while yelling "FUCKEN"
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>>678473308

Rolling yet again
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>>678472839
Use the telepathic powers that have slumbered within you until now to control the semen and unpick the lock.
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>>678473286
Rolling again
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Dunno, take a shit.
Shit is acid, melts the floor under you, someone Sees you from underneath
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>>678472907
yell "rubble rubble rubble" for several hours
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>>678473400
WIN
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>>678472975
this
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>>678473235
roll
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>>678473389

Rolling for the collected results again
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>>678473208
This them once free sit immediately sit down and post this thread.
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>>678473400
winrar
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SHIT ON FLOOR, THEN EAT SHIT
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PRAY TO ALLAH
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>>678472907
rub your head against the wall untill you bleed out
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>>678473400
Winzip
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>>678473400

You sir, are a fucking Winraw! I tip my hat to you, and announce you winner of this thread.
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>>678470494
i try to suck my own dick
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>>678473746
faggot, why did u post that though?
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>>678473746
read the thread newfag
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>>678473831
He's a newfag
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>>678473703

Winner of thread announced, thread is now over.
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You feel a sudden burning within you
Your head is splitting
A burst of purple light is emitted from your head as you guide the semen into the locks and burst the chains.

What now?

Dubs decide.
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>>678473920
Spiderman thread?
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>>678473831
fugg :D
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>>678473900
Wasted doubles. I announce you the loser of this thread.
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>>678473968
Use the powers to jerk seduce a hooker to rescue you
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>>678473975
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>>678473968
Kill yourself, end this cancerous shithole of a thread
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>>678473968
scream TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
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>>678474076
Rolling
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>>678473968
Auto-fellatio
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>>678474076
eoll
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>>678474076
roll
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Semenbender
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>>678474169
fucking die of pancreas cancer newfag
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>>678474076
rollerino
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>>678474076
Rolllllllll
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>>678474076
rick roll
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>>678473968
With distant memories coming along with your telepathic powers, do the special whistle that has been passed down in your family for centuries, and call upon your inter-dimensional (autistic) cat
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Flex until you excrete your lungs as a form of self-defense and meditation
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>>678474076

Roll
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>>678474076
Rollin around at the speed of sound
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>>678474260
you butthurt ?
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>>678473968
Walk further down the room inti the next frame where there is an unlocked door. Open it and leave
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>>678474076
kill yourself
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>>678473968


Grow in even more power and create an universe within the metal box over which I am a god. Use my unlimited powers to enter the universe of my creations through a virgin birth.
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>>678474400
Winrar
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>>678474400
Niice
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>>678474400
Right, OP, Deliver so I can leave
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>>678474400
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>>678474400
/thread
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Put a sharipy in your ass
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>>678470494
how do i greentext ?
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>>678474576
U first
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>>678474400
OP here. Can't ignore the double dubs.
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>>678474694
There truly was no escape
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resurrect
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>>678474400
r.i.p thread.
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>>678470494
masturbate
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>>678474844
>resurrect in noose
neck pls
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You failed to kill your self so you explore the room youre locked in
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>>678474694
Previously, you invoked the hidden powers of meditation and forgot about that ancient spell of resurrection which you casted upon yourself many time ago. You are alive again.
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>>678474844
nice
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>>678474844
You resurrect.
Still in noose.
Die again.
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become god
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>>678475074
resurrect again
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>>678475074
your huge cock is still alive. Your huge cock breaks the rope and lets you ressurect again.
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>>678475074
a guard comes to bring the corpse away.
suddenly resurrect
the guards head explode
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>>678475477
7zip
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>>678475074
resurrect with longer legs, so you can avoid another death
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>>678475074
he becomes a god
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>>678475577
7zip
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>>678475074
Be a zombie
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>>678475867
7zip
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>>678476096
7zip
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>>678475867
7zip>>
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>>678475577
7zip
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>>678476157
7zip
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>>678476199
Wonrar
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>>678476229
ribblecat
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>>678476557
Sevenzipper Wonnerton
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>>678476644
*Zinsseble Chuckl intensefies*
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>>678476719
It makes me sad we're the only one's posting anon.
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>>678477115
lets try
if we can count to 5 this thread is dead
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>>678477288
FUCKERS>>678477115
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>>678477288
I'll start. 1
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>>678477288
Juan!
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2
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>>678477366
kekerest of kekeringest
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>>678477288
1
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>>678477414
3
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>>678477288
2.1
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>>678477445
2
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Escape cause I'm not gonna follow the rules
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Fucking niggers.
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>>678477795
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OMG i did it !!!
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43
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>>678477816
FUCK YOUUU
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>>678477795
I are the niggerst
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS THREAD NEEEDS TO BE REMOVED
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3.14159216848202758928277181247759192767291278934
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>>678477910
abandond
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>>678477869
Ayyy
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1
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SO MUCH CANCER. MODS MODS MODS
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>>678477839
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You ressurect violently, and break reality
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>>678477972
go out and dig a hole with a stick
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>>678477977
Kek
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1
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Go Super Saiyan 3
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>>678478131
2
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Uno
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>>678478167
Dos
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>>678478217
Tres
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>>678478253
Cinqos
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>>678478253
Quatre
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>>678478287
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL
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>>678478324
i like mexicans
let's throw them out
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>>678478324
Si Senor Trump. I pay for it with 5 pesos.
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>>678478324
ay ay ay
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It's telling you in spanish that the chain is a cape. "No, es cape"
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>>678478445
I read that as ayy ayy ayy. Ayy.
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abandon thread
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>>678478847
get out this has to die
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>>678479080
Never Nigs mcnig.
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>>678471424
>I can masturbate without using hands.

What now fags?
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>>678479137
please leave the game
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>>678479805
Allahu akbar son.
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>>678480429
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>>678473968
wait, wtf?
back up the whole thread to this point, winrar said "unpick" the locks, you're still trapped faggot>>678473400
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>>678480457
3
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>>678480472
>>678475074
go back to reddi t
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>>678470494
I look for a book on English so I can learn to type.
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>>678480580
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>>678480644
>>678480674
>>678480698
>>678480727
>>678480758
2easy5you
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>>678470494
Reenact the scene from Nice Dreams when Cheech pleas out "Hey! Can someone scratch my balls? Hey!"
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>>678480758
>>678480727
>>678480698
>>678480674
>>678480644
WINRAR
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>>678480887
>678480887
Thread is dead offical
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>>678470977
Win win win
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>>678480769
Fucking bitch ass nigger.
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